Carp Edition
/balt/
>>68259173
How do you fucks get every thread?
>>68259219
autism
litván cigány
Stay safe czech
>>68259152
why put carp in bathtub?
>>68260301
how else do you expect them to survive until christmas?
Dobri dén!
Post nature.
>>68260317
how do you take a shower then? with the carp? :)))
>>68260317
Why tho
>>68260373
>he never had a carp bath
>>68259152
Very good.
>>68260375
so you can have a fresh fish on christmas day.
>>68260373
i dont know how those who do it take a bath. i mean if theyre like us and have a house with multiple bathrooms its not a problem. but i have no idea what they do if they live in a flat.
>>68260973
This is somehow genius.
Why is everyone picking on people who do this? Carpbathtub pepole found a way to keep fish fresh with minimal energy. My guess is people are just jealous.
>>68260973
I see. I was under the impression you kept the carp there so you could have your dick sucked while you had a shower
>>68260973
I just take a quick shower with my Christmas dinner swimming around my feet
the carp is there just for 1-2 days so it's not a oroblem
>>68261129
What?
Do you sit in the shower?
>>68261329
Meant like hooking it by the gils with your finger then holding it up to your dick. Damn am i the only one who saw that liveleak video with the carp that went berserker on a guys dick and then blood everywhere
>>68261406
Sounds painfull.
anyway post link. For research purposes.
>>68261129
carp have pharyngeal teeth
not good for benis
>>68262334
You will never top this.
Franz Josef salami decorated with a symbol of the revolution he beat.
Marketing and communication majors belong on a pyre.
>>68262334
>>68262400
>>68263903
get fucked
>>68264283
You still don't appreciate the stupidity of it.
He was the one who crushed the Hun rebellion (well, in truth, he got BTFO by the Huns but then he called in the RUs who gave us a prompt anal circumference broadening treatment).
That folded tricolor ribbon is the symbol of our war for independence that they put on the package for the anniversary.
>>68264283
Who is this?
Genuinly interested
Yesterday was a good day
>>68264672
bump jebane kurwy
>>68266609
sam sie bumpuj cwelu jebany
>>68267211
WE
>>68268532
now I understand what Japs feel when they see 120kg white samurai
>>68268650
http://weekend.gazeta.pl/weekend/1,152121,17382316,Polski_samuraj__Emerytowany_kryminolog_w_gorskiej.html
this guy isnt that bad
>>68268650
WUZ
>>68268775
HETMANS
>>68268758
Autism becomes charming when you're photogenic
>>68268830
I CHUJ
>>68268775
I want civil war now
>>68268895
but with whom
>>68268775
That actually seems pretty interesting.
>>68269115
euro commies
>>68269154
so you are that fabled polnish extremist
>>68269141
Seems rather sensationalist to me, because it's not like we didn't have any blacks in the media spotlight before.
>>68269348
stupid whores
>>68269348
dumb cunts
>>68269348
As a citizen of Polnan I wish to express our eternal gratitude for solidarity and support of these brave free-thinking Slovakian women. Godspeed, Slovenia.
>>68269574
my pleasure
>>68264672
Unsern guten Kaiser Franz
>>68269427
I literally found a Godson card lying around and I took it and keep it in my wallet for good luck. Been they're at least about two years now.
>>68269834
I see nothing wrong with this picture Tbh
>>68270104
>his daughters
WTF i love racemixing now
>>68270104
>>68270104
>>68270251
But why?
Is it some kinda nigger equivalent of lucky kikes?
Ahoj, how are you?
Back from Vilnius твн
>>68270893
I don't know I found it after a really bad year and since I've kept it my luck has improved a lot so I just keep in my wallet now.
>>68270942
>he literally keeps a lucky nigger in his wallet
WTF i love my own country now
holy shit my sides
>>68270934
Have any pics of Vilnius?
>>68270934
Achuj, Litwin
Did you enjoy your trip?
Serious question
do people in other carp-in-the-tub also keep carp scales in their wallets hoping it will bring money in?
>I do
>>68270934
shit day at work but it's finally over so meh
how are you?
>>68269427
they look like really nice people desu
>>68271039
>he literally keeps a lucky nigger in his wallet
>>68271098
Just a few, battery ran out
>>68271144
Not really, it was wet and cold, my ears hurt and I didn't learn anything new.
>>68271152
Just cold and tired
>>68270934
I'm good, studying Latin American history, which is pretty neat. In 1860s, Praguay, that little irrelevant landlocked nation declared war on Uruguay, Brazil and Argentina, and only ended up with completely minor territorial loses. Those guys had balls of iron.
REEE Cold!
>>68271191
The guy is actually pretty based as far as politicians go
>>68271833
Hello Liechty
>>68271833
turn on heating
Yo!
>have to fast for 1 week
>december
feels bad. What are some good vegan recipes besides potato?
>sissy white boi
>became more assertive
>now i feel like i'm bossing everyone around
God damn its so hard to find the right balance
>>68272577
Ahoj!
>>68272831
Anything with beets, pasta, mushrooms, tvaroh
>>68273141
>tvaroh
Not sure how that interacts with mao enzymes...
Mushrooms and pasta sound great though, I'll buy some champignons.
>>68273021
You sound tremendously gay Tbh
>>68272831
is it ramadan>
>>68273311
Nah, I'm gonna be tripping balls in combination with MAO inhibitors and they don't work well in combination with certain foods that the MAO enzymes break down.
>>68273254
I was taught to be nice to everybody, that isn't gay
>>68273418
It's precisely what makes you sound like a gargantuan gaylord penismaster
>>68273416
DUDE MAO LMAO
>>68273495
It's all fun and games until someone doesn't want to be nice and genocides a bunch of people.
>>68273495
How does Polish government even allow internet with this backwards medieval mentality
>>68273552
>t. Slavogerman
Slovenian nationality is truly the most potentially genocidal of heritages
>>68273710
It doesn't. Tbh I'm browsing this thread through a dirty puddle with magical Sarmatian tamgas drawn around it. I should post less, it drains my mana and low mana gives me a massive headache.
are goldfish a carp?
>>68269154
it has very british teeth
>>68273850
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=are+goldfish+a+carp
>>68273898
oh shit, they are.
>>68259152
this is only a meme right
mirror carp
>>68274071
fuck, that looks tasty
>>68274071
T H I C C
>>68274071
thats a big fish
These are not funny. I remember them being funny.
>>68274331
for you
>>68274515
I do too. I also remember /b/ being hilarious.
We all have to grow up some time.
>>68274617
those old greentext still are, its just underage faggots are now main /b/
Okay i'm gonna try the last one
>>68275179
ok, now you're just intentionally picking the really unfunny ones
>>68275308
nah i'm following how they go in my folder. You can notice the newer number in filename is alwyas bigger.
I like men. A lot.
Men do not like me. At all.
Terrible haikus.
I want a slavic gf
>>68275547
Men are much more promiscuous, you at least have some chance, not like a bunch of heterosexual virgin neets on here :^)
>>68275513
I absolutely detest self-insert webcomics. It's the worst kind of webcomics, and webcomics are pretty bad in general.
>>68275750
Then go to /slav/, fatass
>>68276010
>/balt/ + /balk/
>>68275750
You are enemy of slavs. Slav women for slav big dick only
>>68275547
Buzerant
>>68276010
Not happening
>>68276145
>>You are enemy of slavs
n-no
>>68275765
But I don't care about sex anon, I could have that any time.
I want cuddling at night, shopping together and stolen kisses next to the chocolate aisle, I want long walks during winter nights, being pressed up against a tree and having hickeys put on my neck
Basically none of these are ever going to happen, so if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have a panick attack now
>>68276287
isn't homosex illegal in your country
>>68276287
Write more haikus desu
>>68275604
fake T H I C C is not T H I C C
>>68276287
not even heteros have those things nowadays
>>68276567
Speak for yourself. Up until very recently i had love of my life but she turned out to be insane animal without heart
>>68277343
I am sorry.
Ok, so. Keeping a carp in the bathtub is a communism time custome. I don't think many ppl still do it (both in Poland and Czechia). I remember my parents had one carp fish in the bath two years in the row. Shower was not a problem cause you only habe it for one day. I don't see anypoint of this horrible thing to happen. It is simply an animal cruelty. Every year there are some protests against keeping live fish for sale in overcrowded tanks in the markets. They kill it on site though, you don't take it live home. Still people are asses for animals.
>>68277618
They're just fish man. And they're not being tortured, just kept fresh a bit longer.
>>68276348
Tale as old as time,
I used to be beautiful.
Now I look like Shrek.
How are carps sold during chrostmas in your cunt?
>>68277790
Cuck.
does anyone have a link to that mongolian metal? i remember it had mangas in the name
>>68277618
>I don't think many ppl still do it
I can confirm
Tbh my family never did it because mom didn't like it.
>>68278059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKWl7BqsTtY
[steppe intensifies]
>>68278591
>slav runes
yup a hungarian
>>68278591
thanks m8
>>68278669
That's the joke
>>68278591
Slavs will never hear the call of the steppe and the sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djqJt1k3NIM
>>68279103
Excuse me but I need to interject for a moment, my Scytho-Sarmatian heritage grants me rights for crossing the eternal steppe as well
It's holiday time :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFIWypgR6o
autism you say?
>>68279691
cute
>>68279581
Slavs belong on farms and villages.
No steppe for you, white devil.
>>68280207
time to stop posting, Závirecz, this is really emberassing
>>68280207
Slavs are merely a linguistic group
100% pure Iranian genes here
>>68280402
... here we go
>>68280394
kuss
>>68280402
All Slavs are white
All Slavs share the same culture - overconsumption of alcohol, poverty, xenophobia, and an obsession with Christianity (Czechs are Germans in denial so they don't count)
Does this sound like just a linguistic group to you?
>>68280617
Everyone in Eastern Europe is like that
>>68280617
>kuss
Igen? Majd akkor ugass, ha nem anyád okádékát zabálod reggelire, ami visszaböfögött disznógeci,
miközben a rüh rágja le a korcs pofádat te tetűlepte koszladék cigány.
What does /v4/ eat on Christmas Day
Here we have the same as Brits, like roast ham and stuff, except it's usually 30 degrees here
>>68280951
We have wafers with honey as first.
Then cabbage soup
Then carp and salad
then we eat gingerbread and other sweet stuff
man i fucking hate christmas
>>68280617
>overconsumption of alcohol
like palinka?
>poverty
rude
>xenophobia
but we luv you
>obsession with Christianity
Cathocucks =/= Orthodox niggers
>Does this sound like just a linguistic group to you?
yes
>>68281061
>>xenophobia
>but we luv you
and we aren't xenos either bratanek, what are you on about?
>>68281029
>no wine soup
you know nothing,
>>68280951
>beetroot soup with mushroom-filled dumplings
>cabbage rolls filled with rice and mushrooms
>fish in grated carrot
>herring in various dressings
>pasta with poppy
>susz, it's kinda like kompot but made from dried fruits
>lots of cakes
and few other things
>>68281210
I meant your ayylmao language
>>68259152
Why would you want fish poop in your bathtub?
>>68281368
> your ayylmao language
You are pretty far off in genetic distance from your dog/cat, but you wouldn't call them exotic animals either, yet people will go to a zoo to see an orangutan or a gorilla.
>>68281438
Would you prefer the poop to stay in the fish and then eat it?
>>68281521
I've never seena hungarian irl though
feels bad
>>68281578
Usually the fish is gutted before eating.
I dont like carp, still eat the fried fish pieces with salad
>>68281800
Poopoo still might be there famalam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21feq2T8Rk
here's a video of how to carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sKkt78FBBY
This is the cutest video I have seen for quite a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMm1p3vehDQ
>>68283021
love this movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ54Xf73QOc
>>68283489
I wonder how will the kid react to the fact that they'll have to kill them and eat them
>>68283946
such is life
>>68283935
Ending was so sad, around 1:40 I even wanted to cry a bit when I saw tears in my girl's eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhOtD2x2PSE
>>68284758
death, actually
>keep thinking of selling my battlestation and just keeping a small laptop
Should I do it desu?
>>68284857
i only have a laptop but i dont play games too much desu
its comfy
>>68284854
>USSR invades
>Hungary invades
>Poland invades
>Bulgaria invades
>Romania refuses to invade
based gypsies only ones with spine
>>68284857
No, I only had a 15'' laptop for the past 8 years or so and when I bought a 24'' montior, it felt amazing.
Not only is the dual monitor layout super efficient, watching movies on a bigger screen is nicer as well.
>>68284920
I don't play vidya at all even though I have pretty beefy PC (not like Linux has games anyway).
>>68285049
I've got a 32" 4k screen, it's more distracting than anything else.
post songs you sing when drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S05x_MwnY8
this one is tears inducing
>>68285115
>32" 4k screen
Oh... well, get a laptop for actual computer use and just use your undersized TV to watch movies then :^)
>>68285234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhcJs3ofLAA
>>68285115
>I don't play vidya at all
lmao fucking manchild
>>68285020
>tfw just learned this
Ryszard Siwiec was a Polish accountant and former Home Army resistance member who was the first person to commit suicide by self-immolation in protest against the Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia.
>>68285462
there is video of that on youtube
>>68285462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZZlrPQHDH0
>it's not too late
>>68285656
that video gets me every time
no matter how many times I see it
>>68285234
Not as sombre as the nice song you've posted, but very nostalgic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv9okwquH00
>>68285115
so htpc then?
>>68285656
>>68285844
those people gave up their lives so edgy kids today can wear cha guevera t shirts and wave red and black flags
>>68286211
should've delegalized gommunism lad
bad things shouldn't be legal, it's really that simple
>>68286287
yeah, we should hunt commies like we did nazis and communism to be outlawed just as nazism
>>68286348
no, you beat bad ideas with reason, not with violence
ahoj, mluvím česky trouchu! Jsem Američan a chci jet do prahy. Jak se řekne „nice meme!“ v Cěské?
>>68286514
to them everything not left is "nazis" and they stick by rule of "you dont interact with nazis"
>>68286582
>Jak se řekne „nice meme!“ v Cěské?
Dobré internečkove mémidlo!
>>68285234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK22P3Q_ERA
>>68286744
>Dobré internečkove mémidlo!
>>68286744
>>68286744
d-dekuju, kamarádé
>>68286514
Masses don't care about reason. Leaving totalitarian ideas as legal means that some revisionist moron in a decade or too will start shilling for them again, and when the times will get bad and people desperate, they'll repeat their mistake and support it.
>>68286211
>>68286287
>>68286348
>>68286514
>>68286712
>>68287275
Here both Nazi and communism symbols are banned. You have it different?
>>68287487
>Here both Nazi and communism symbols are banned
Good lads!
Same in Poland, but in Kekia in Slovaknia gommunism was never delegalized.
>>68287487
third biggest party in our parliament is literally called "Communist party of Bohemia and Moravia"
go figure
What about Hungary? Did they delegalize gommunism?
>>68287690
Oh yeah I've heard of them. I think the rule of thumb is to look for a 'social democratic' party when looking at our countries. They are all basically communist without 'communist' in the name. Using red colours and all that stuff. We have LSDP who have recently suffered a major blow.
>>68287690
I'm pretty sure it could be argued in court that they violate the anti-totalitarian law, but the court would be rather unwilling to disband a party with ~10% support among the populace, regardless of how justified it would be.
>>68287805
Our social democrats are actually kinda split internally.
Part of them are western-style liberal social democrats, the other part is "pragmatic" communists-lite.
However it would still be a stretch to call them full blown communists, I don't think many of them would genuinely want totalitarian practices like mindbreaking torture, death penalty etc to come back, although especially the second group would no doubt roll with it if it happened.
The actual communists now are another matter. Some bona fide stalinists there.
>>68287777
well yeah, obviously, but we were with the bad guys
same as the slovaks, but they were forgiven, since they aren't a proper country, only an autonomous province
>>68287777
Actually looks like not
>In July 2008 European Court of Human Rights considered the challenge of Attila Vajnai who was charged with misdemeanor for use of the red star and declared the Hungarian law to be in violation of the freedom of expression. The Court recognized the gross violations by the Nazi and Communist regimes, however it noted that modern Hungary is a stable democracy with negligible chance of dictatorship, therefore restrictions of the freedom of expression have no justification in the country in the form of a "clear, pressing and specific social need". Eventually the law was annulled in 2013, by the Constitutional Court citing the lack of precise definition and the European Court of Human Rights.
>>68287958
Huh, I thought Slovakians kept it legal just like Keks.
Shame on you, Czekia!
PiS is basically national catholic communists
prove me worng
>>68288031
>Attila Vajnai
I wanna marry a Hungarian qt and name my son Attila
>>68288090
*proves you wrong*
*it was a hologram*
what now???
>>68288038
no, what I meant was that Slovaks were nayciss too.
And we quickly banned gommunism and declared it to ebul, since we never saw gommies as liberators in any sense.
It's probably a bit different with czechs, who were almost eaten by the német.
>>68288135
hologram never happened
>>68287815
true
and even if it would, they would just appear again with a different name and a slightly different political program (see DSSS)
>>68288031
>Hungarian legislature makes a law punishing commies and meme nazis
>European court overrides us twice, catering to commies and FINES THE FUCKING COUNTRY
Why is this allowed again? We had to PAY the little commie bitches, just because they wore red stars and went against the law.
Ridiculous.
This is why the law was kinda scrapped, but a less strict law was made right after that, so it's still illegal to wave around forbidden symbols if you're making a riot of it and disturb other people and the public order.
>>68288421
Polite reminder that ECHR is institution of the council of Europe and does not have direct influence over your laws at all (unlike EU's court of justice). However if your country is on the council, it has to pay the reparations for harming someone's human rights.
>>68288038
It is legal here
>>68287958
forgiven because we had this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_National_Uprising
>>68288716
Shame on you both then
>>68288748
>restricting people what they can believe in
We should also decriminalize nazi ideology, people can believe in what they want
>>68288684
What, I never said that we were forced to change our law by the CJEU.
But you effectively can't have a law in your own nation if the little rats always run to strassburg and the cryptocommies there always rule in their favor.
Which is just ridiculous. Europe is full of way more restrictive laws against shit like anti-nazism, holocaust denial and "islamophobia".
But when someone is parading around dressed up like a Lenin-boy, ready to hang the goyim, it's perfectly fine.
I really wish we would just quit. It's a clown circus. Not like any serious human right infringement have been or could ever be prevented by them, they are only good for sly anti-national propaganda cases like these.
>>68288870
>We should also decriminalize nazi ideology
back to your old tricks I see
>>68288870
they can believe what they want somewhere else
I'd rather have the fringe lunatics converge in other countries, not around me.
>>68289152
>>68289153
"First they came ..."
>>68288090
I can't prove you wrong.
We must fucking kill them.
>>68289379
hey guise look I found the anthem of Slovaknia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbJ-4ClLyVI
>>68289105
>What, I never said that we were forced to change our law by the CJEU.
Sorry. People are too often confused about the two.
Yeah, ECHR does have long tradition of giving rulings that are either outright retarded or just so, euphemistically put, controversial that it's not surprising people often take "human rights" for a profanity.
>>68288870
>believe
yes
>publicly promote
no
tfw steppe blood doesn't run through my veins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
>>68289483
Why? Isn't democracy all about freedom? Why can i wear libertarian symbol on my shirt but not Swastika?
>Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.
>>68289746
Freedom ain't free