Commies OUT edition
>>68252825
I LOVE Meats. I could subsist on a solely carnivorous diet, just meat and eggs.
Not sure how anyone can be a vegetarian tbqh.
>when some bumder replies to me trying to feed me his cock
rate my build
>>68252853
why are the burgers rotten?
fugg, I've forgotten how to tie a tie again
>>68252853
delet this
I'm not that fat
YANKS OUT
>>68252866
Needs more ram
>>68252825
>Commiefornian telling Commies to leave
Hmm, really makes you think
Yanks in, Colombians out
Also north dakotans also out
>>68252877
Just get your dad to do it for you, that was my strategy until he shipped me off to the Military and they taught me how to tie.
>>68252901
>tfw I'm going to move to Wisconsin and there's nothing you can do about it
>>68252927
is she a meme now?
>>68252927
Transplants are cancer
I hope you are inseminated by niggers
>>68252926
I live by myself, can you come over and do it please?
>>68252825
>tfw Finland had a civil war just after we gained independence
>reds vs. whites
>commies lost
Feels good man
>>68252872
They were from behind the grill.
>>68252877
just get a clip on tie
>tfw not progressing at the gym as fast as you should be
>will take forever to get back to your old numbers
>by then i will probably be unable to gym for awhile and then be back to square 1
;_;
thingken about transplanting
where should i go?
>>68252965
Only if you'll spare half an hour to listen to my fatherly ramblings.
>>68252956
Fuck you m8. California sucks. It's too hot here.
>go to uni
>it's 48 degrees outside
>wearing a tshirt and shorts
>everyone else is wearing jackets and pants
>they look at me like I'm a freak
>>68252825
I wanna maek a social revolution in my country and do comunism based on Leon Trotsky teachings
wat do
>>68252967
>>68252863
yo fool check this
>>68252866
>no pop tarts
>>68253001
Mexico was a mistake, and I forever hold a grudge against the Americans for allowing it to exist.
I am not a commie
>>68253008
I guess I should go to Santiago next
>>68252853
lmano
>>68253001
Find some teacher's union members, indios, and university students.
>>68252993
damn, don't have time for that gramps
>>68252988
Hell, oh wait you're already there
>>68252997
Just move to Northern California you cuck
>>68252997
where are you from?
>>68252825
COMMUNIST MUSIC HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_9FEx7ymg
>>68252988
Connecticut
>thigh gap
underappreciated fetish desu
>>68253039
*and jews who will sponsored it
>>68253068
>>68253089
i'm thingken south dakota
>>68252997
>It's too hot here.
Wisconsin is hot and humid in summer.
>bf is getting flirty
Runt needs his daily dicking, brb
>>68253105
Good then, I'll butcher you at the airport and keep your body parts in my freezer
>>68253099
>>68253099
>look at me I have skeleton vagina
socal > norcal
>>68253104
Pure coincidence goyim.
>>68252927
Welcome new friend.
>>68253099
This right here
>>68253131
So?
>>68253001
>>68253023
>>68253039
I just wanna Gandhi my way out to make a decentralized government to overthrew our corrupt politicians nya~
don't wanna kill anybody or create Absolutism nya~
>>68253131
I don't even know what that means
>>68253147
is that your dad's f-150?
>>68253122
Still better than California, laddo. I might move to northern Minnesota or Alaska, though. Both seem comfy.
>>68253069
I live in the central valley but I'm a first generation immigrant from Europe.
>>68253164
the mexican government is going to make you disappear if you keep talking about this
>>68253131
Is this b8 or a fat chick talking?
>>68253164
communism is SHIT.
S H I T
what is /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptPXxAds1Jc
>>68253188
is it difficult to emigrate for european?
>>68253217
>a fucking leaf
now I know this is a reddit teir fetish
>>68253230
best punk album ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-76JeiGAMgA
>>68253164
One of the good things about Mexican posters is they don't act like anime autists. Not anymore.
>>68253230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYPYAMxviw
>>68253230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QorsPPm3Pg
>>68253217
>>68253245
clearly it's a fat chick with severe self esteem issues
>>68253180
>is that your dad's f-150?
Mine.
>>68253245
Thank you for clearing this up.
>>68253223
t. pinochet
>>68253230
https://youtu.be/CK--lPOn-A8
https://my.mixtape.moe/onguuy.webm
>>68253230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbqLkgN-lQ0
>>68253276
Connecticut is a twink who is in love with penis
>>68253235
My family came to the US as political refugees after the USSR collapsed. There are a ton of Russians and Ukrainians in the area where I live, so it can't be that hard.
>>68253276
fuck you
>>68253306
this
Can it be fixed?
>>68253001
>>68253164
I may become a candidate to politician just to gather attention to my cause and just try to grew from there nyaa~
PUFFY
VULVA
>>68253188
>Still better than California
I still don't know about that. I'm not a caliboo, but don't romanticize the Midwest. Those swing states that went red didn't go that way because those folks are particularly conservative. They voted for Trump because life sucks there, they're frustrated, and he said he'd help.
t. lived in rustbelt Midwest for 28 yrs
>>68253283
>everything I dont like is bait
>author: reddit
>>68253303
i remember hearing this ages ago but forgot what it was called
totally blanking out here and its fucking annoying me
>>68253147
I heard Illinois got a lot of snow
>>68253346
>Toronto used to be an extremely conservative city
>Called the "Methodist Rome"
>Every mayor and politician was a Catholic hating Protestant Orangeman
>They used to chain up swingsets on Sundays in parks
>Then Trudeau Sr. opens up the borders and destroys Canada's identity
>Toronto just an ethnic soup
>no identity, just ethnic-pride shitskins, piss-skins and shit-tier Europeans
>Now we just adopt any SJW meme
>Just to feel like we believe in anything anymore
>weaponized immigrants ruined this city for political gain
>tfw it's never going back
No, it cannot be fixed.
Still no snow in my area desu
>>68253346
Just let us burn it down again.
>>68253364
its an SA admin arguing with """her""" girlfriend
connor mcdavid
>>68253394
>shit-tier Europeans
What?
>>68253355
"Still better than California" was about the weather.
>>68253363
>>68253287
shut up allende
>>68253348
no.
>>68253425
>>68253422
What's your experience with very, very humid weather? It makes heat way worse.
i took a hot shower today
1 more for the homos
What does /cum/ think about traps?
I cringe reading my past essays. they weren't simple and straightforward enough, most bordering a bit on pretentious. it's like I lacked enough self-awareness of how I was coming off. I wonder if I'll be thinking the same thing in 5 or 10 years, in some ways probably
Watched about thirty five minutes of Cassavetes' Faces before growing bored and turning it off. I couldn't relate to any of the characters or the problems in their lives that drive the film along.
>>68253461
I might take another before going to sleep. Lonelier I am the more water I waste in pointless showering.
NAZIS FUCK OFF
CAPITALISTS FUCK OFF
THE GIANT GULAG IS APPROACHING
>>68253482
Mental illness.
But I just can't stop.
>>68253472
Those abs!
>>68253458
I lived in Florida for a year.
>>68253482
I wish this was true
>>68253315
so you are slav not european
>>68253482
>>68253502
Sexual fetishism is unhealthy.
slap your dick in it's open mouth for 10,000,000 dollars?
>>68253472
>ywn have a qt fit gf
>>68253527
I agree.
Just think: mmm vagina
>>68253539
>>68253513
And that wasn't worse than CA?
>>68253539
For $10 mil, I'd skull fuck that thing.
>>68253527
nothing wrong with a little upskirt, anon
>>68253527
Not at all, quite the opposite
>>68253539
Would it count as sex? If so at least I would've scored.
>>68253526
Ummmmm..........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Y-GCF9k7M
>>68252825
Well we're going to need a bigger eraser for Trump anyways.
>>68253562
you only score if you pull your dick out unharmed
>>68253384
>I heard Illinois got a lot of snow
I haven't heard from Illinois. Maybe they were freezing and ate each other.
>>68253482
Only in two dimensions.
>>68253539
he need a new shoes
>>68253499
>retard that has never lived under a communist dictatorship praising marxism
if i had a dime for every one of you idiot motherfuckers i could get a 10/10 novo rossiya wife and never work another day in my life
>>68253556
Why does she have a square on her ass?
>>68253527
How do we heal from it?
It's my birthday in a week.
>Well we're going to need a bigger eraser for Trump anyways.
>>68253539
>finally becoming a girl and get paid 10 million dollars
where do i sign up
>>68253588
to mark the landing spot
>>68253601
>Fedora posting
Right.....and who has he staffed his cabinet with and how has he conducted himself so far with the international community?
>Well we're going to need a bigger eraser for Trump anyways.
ban guns
>>68253593
Asceticism and abstention.
Anyone else like Modern Family?
>>68253348
The only thing you're good for is being wrapped around my cock you dumb slut.
Man, I'm drowning IN PUSSY
>>Fedora posting
>Right.....and who has he staffed his cabinet with and how has he conducted himself so far with the international community?
>>68253539
You never specified it had to be alive, so kill it first, then I would easily :)
>Well we're going to need a bigger eraser for Trump anyways.
>>68253643
That must smell bad.
>>68253636
Watched the first couple seasons with my gf at the time.
It was just okay, people have told me it is much worse now.
>tfw shadowbanned from 4chan
did you guys hear that voice?
>>68253661
None of the newer episodes air on fox, but I heard they added the mandatory transgender now
>>68253665
>shadowbanned
what
This is the worst /cum/ in a long time.
@68253665
nice (you) bait
>ban guns
I hate my birthday. There's a lot of emotional baggage and this year I plan on spending time with parents.
>>68253680
>I heard they added the mandatory transgender now
>mandatory transgender
>>68253686
Its a special kind of ban where you can still post but all of your posts are invisible to everyone.
>>68253676
>>68253499
Hey argentina, let's commune together nya~
>captcha: for sale presidente
>>68253676
Yeah, it's saying "Spell icup, nigga"
>>68253689
were you here yesterday?
>>68253706
christ you're quick
>>68253712
ayy lmao
>>68253686
Why'd you ruin it?
Dumb dumb animeposter.
>>68253714
Nope. Are they always like this now?
>>68253696
happy birthday
trump is overrated
>>68253499
spooks everywhere
>>68253539
It'd be extremely painful, but I'm a big guy for you and since it's a 10 mil bet I'd probably be receiving proper medical attention to prevent any nasty infections.
For ten million, I could invest and have a steady, profitable income and when commercial penis grafts become available I'd easily be able to afford a penis far better than I have right now.
So yeah, a bit of pain for a lot of gain sounds pretty good.
>>68253717
He's sucking me off from my chair
>>68253724
>>68253726
cum's always been shit. Not sure what threads you were on
>>68253737
your stories about that guy from walmart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA
>>68253714
I was, what are you referring to?
>those autists going at it with >greentext
>hungry gamez
>Bajachan's absence
>ban guns
>>68253690
I've been making a lot of good posts with no replies, I'm getting kinda worried about the state of /cum/ desu.
>>68253748
huh?
Alright, hit me with your best dad joke.
>>68253728
I appreciate the early well wishing. This year should be interesting as I'll be spending first time with my parents since I was a little baby.
brb he wants to be pic related
>>68253769
lewd
Ban guns
I have a pimple on the base of my weewee
ban guns
>>68253805
Hi, I'm dad.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH XDDD
*dabs*
>>68253769
l-lewd!
>>68253737
well on my way to becoming autistic guys
>>68253482
Degeneracy but I approve
GET RID OF THE GUNS
IT IS NOT WORTH IT
>>68253769
Why exactly do you need to load it from the top with strippers if it has a mag? Why can't you just put the ammo in the fucking mag like any other modern firearm?
ban guns you fucking mongs
>>68253835
Welcome.
>>68253805
>>68253820
I had one on my ass some time in March that must have emptied well over a gram of pus and blood when it finally burst.
>>68253845
Double penetration
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
>>68253840
>>68253850
Tell us to ban guns one more time and the leaf gets the Big American Annex
>>68253879
don't reply to them, shithead
>>68253835
>>68253805
Why does New York have the most Jews and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
>New Jersey got to pick first
What's your heritage?
>>68253879
P-please annex me, American-sama!!~
*replies to them*
>>68252825
Used to rub those erasers on my friends and say "it's not working!" as banter in high school
I was one cool cat (not really)
>>68253805
"shut the fuck up before i beat the shit out of you"
Good dad 'joke'
>>68253845
It's faster than doing it manually. In a combat scenario, speed is a facotr and you will not have unlimited magazines.
>>68253879
Ban guns or get BTFO
>>68253549
Underrated quick response.
>>68253911
English, Welsh, Scottish, Scots-Irish, Irish, and French
hbu bby?
>>68253778
sorry. wrong anon. there was some anon that posted anime that talked about that yesterday and I though you were him...
>>68253769
autistic as fuck. just do it in the magazine.
>>68253808
i hope it goes well
ban guns
>>68252853
Alcohol helps you forget, weed helps you not remember
just though other a new meme lads haahahhahahaha
so funny i sweaer to god just give it a chance
here it is
>be american
>get shot
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MATE
I WENT IN
>>68253805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8
>>68253960
lmao
>>68253939
fuck off you dirty frog bastard
>>68253421
this
take any help you can get ya cunt
Don't make me tap the sign.
>>68253539
I'd kill it first family
Nobody said it has to be alive
>>68253960
>be european
>get blown up
XD
>>68253985
t. pure-blooded Norman
>>68253734
>nasty infection
Your dick would get snipped off.
>>68253933
>>68253948
Tanks in 30 minutes
I warned you
talk to all non-/cum/ flags
don't be an autist
>>68253384
can confirm
>Be canadian
>get syrup
68254014
>this faggot again
nobody likes your shite gimmick but yourself
>>68253927
>and you will not have unlimited mags
An American infantryman carries 300 rounds of ammo, or 10 magazines.
If you need any more than that in a combat situation you're either fucking dead or you have a supply line to feed you fresh mags.
>>68253873
>>68254065
>>68254069
[tapping noises]
>>68254093
>>68254048
So? Who cares about that? I'm not using it. I'm far more worried about something like blood poisoning.
>>68254080
Delete this. You're only allowed to post /our/ girl in this thread
What are you guys listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbe-h8Skv3Q
Me on the right
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480875144561.webm
>>68254087
That's nice. Not every man with a firearm and ammunition is an american infantryman.
>>68254124
I've been posting her most of this time. Figured a change would be good
>>68254067
I want to spray my syrup on a Mexican (BajaChan)'s face
>>68253940
How do you even eat it?
>>68254153
You figured wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWparusXzh4
Its time for some comfy Sunday music
>>68254170
>>68254100
You can tap my ass
>>68254165
i can feel this game penetrating into my brain unlocking the synapses that induce autism
>>68254145
lmao literally who cares about dumb ukranian peasants getting butchered by superior Russian forces. Begone, Dmitri.
>>68254158
>BajaChan
Bajachan was raped and killed on a date last night.
RIP Baja, of all the namefags you were the most tolerable.
>no gf
>not ever
All I want for my birthday is a bit of companionship lads but not the kind you pay for, the sincere and meaningful sort to give cold winter nights a bit of warmth.
do one of those hunger games things
>>68254193
Probably followed by a stroke from the copious amounts of bacon grease clogging your already strained arteries.
>baja is dead
>and we killed her
;_;
>>68254208
>>68254014
I like this gimmick.
>>68254193
>>68254226
Worse was how you and the Midwest got killed by Sweden.
Sad!
>>68254200
Are you insinuating there is something wrong with necrophilia.
>>68254218
needs more custom events tbqh
>>68254225
>>68253001
Don't.
Anybody here like $UICIDEBOY$
>>68254200
Wouldn't be surprised if this was true
>>68254244
I'd rather eat a plain turtle, pig is the most fucking disgusting meat. It's so bad there are religious prohibitions against it (and not just muslim, I'm pretty sure pork isn't Kosher and I always thought the Christian Bible looked down on it too)
>>68254196
Have you spent any amount of time in this general? You sound like a girl during period.
>>68254251
Plz Trudeau, no more.
>>68254244
Dahnald...
>>68254281
fucking shit bruh
>>68254281
I like suicide, boy
>>68254289
>>68254290
Who won last night's hunger games?
>>68253081
Communists have good taste in aesthetics at least.
There's barely any fashy music.
>>68254290
Have you spent any time in North America? No? Fuck off then you stupid rapebaby.
>>68254281
why is it always the canadians listening to meme music
>>68254330
We will not speak of it.
>>68254327
>>68254289
>pig is the most fucking disgusting meat
You have to slow cook it and it becomes delicious
>>68254327
>Cook your hot dogs. Remember, garbage in, garbage out. So spring for the good stuff.
>hot dogs are literally a garbage meat
Really fired up my neurons.
>>68254200
No, this can't be...
>>68254360
I want to EAT that burger
>>68254339
>meme music
This is one of our economies' chief exports:
>Drake
>Bieber
The list goes on
>>68254368
They are and I know they're bad for you but I love hot dogs.
>>68254384
Spoopy
>>68254384
>ghosts are allowed to post in /cum/
wow...
>>68254368
>he hasn't had a good hot dog
>>68254400
There's a microdoggery in my town that does a bunch of artisanal dogs that are fantastic.
Pic related
>>68254331
I will admit that facists have better music
>>68254335
You know the "meme" is about the red army "liberating" German women on account of how they fucked every Erika and Greta in sight on their march to Berlin, right? I guess they aren't joking when they say average leaf poster is an ignorant.
>>68254385
burger mousepad when
>>68254426
>>68254429
I was here during this morning though.
>>68254400
>>68254449
I just find it amusing that hot dogs came into existence as a way to sell off the shitty leftover meat and now we actually have people saying "Make sure you buy the GOOD hot dogs."
>>68254451
Ah shit I do stuff like that from time to time
Top quality hot dogs is an underrated cuisine
>>68254451
>>68254484
Hamburger is a way to sell off poor quality cuts of meat as well, but eventually higher quality versions of it came out.
>>68254484
well they don't use tails/entrails to make the meat anymore
>>68254475
Me on the right
>>68254495
>turkey frank
worst part about that image, senpai
>>68254384
>>68254500
>lobster was once food for slaves and they would specify in their contracts that they would only eat lobster at a certain frequency
>now you pay top fucking dollar for it at an upscale restaurant
The food world really is strange.
>>68254475
it is difficult to see ghosts in the morning light
>>68254475
What did you do last night?
Remember /cum/ is a CHRISTIAN general.
>>68254495
What's the point, just eat your spaghetti with sausages like a normal person
>>68254495
nothing wrong with this
that would have been awesome to eat as a kid
>>68254451
>artisANAL
>>68254495
Reminds me of intestinal parasites
>>68254554
>>68254550
jerked off to one of the greatest hentais ever made
it is a very christian hentai
Speaking of meat, what's with the quality? About three months ago I bought some salami and it was fucking great, really enjoyed it. So I bought the same brand, same product a week later and it was a completely different taste and texture. Turned me right off and I haven't had it since.
White woman kidnapped and tortured by Hispanics
>New details are emerging about the injuries suffered by Northern California mother Sherri Papini, who disappeared while jogging in an apparent abduction in early November and was found three weeks later.
> A message was burned into Papini's skin, Shasta County Sheriff Tom Bosenko said.
>Bosenko wouldn't specify what the message was, adding only that her alleged captors were "very sick."
>Papini weighed just 87 pounds when she was found, according to a statement from her husband, Keith Papini. He said that she had been beaten, chained and branded before someone dumped her by the side of a road with a bag over her head.
>Bosenko said he wants to keep details about Papini's ordeal private, and that his investigators are "working aggressively" to find the kidnappers, who Papini identified as two Hispanic women armed with a handgun in a dark SUV.
>They concealed their faces and spoke in Spanish during most of her captivity, she told investigators.
https://archive.is/o2Vrw
mexicans
>>68254590
Only in California
>>68254540
Because they just mashed the fuck out of them.
God, you're like a grandma on facebook.
>>68254540
Lobster is overrated. Shrimp and Haddock is where its at.
>>68254469
I mean, (most of) us are not proud of it. But it happened.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany
Goodnight /cum/, have a nice dream
>>68254550
I was drinking some beers with other people that I used to know... for some reason.
Like I said, there wasn't sex or anything similar during my date.
>>68254611
Fuck you, you little cunt. You'd better show your elders some respect or I'll call your dad and he'll beat you with his belt. Disrespectful little shit.
>>68254590
If I lived in America I'd get a CCL.
>>68254654
Goodnight chile
>>68254654
Don't tell me what to do.
>>68254586
>tfw he died for this
>>68254668
>get a CCL
>in California
Yeah, good luck with that.
t. constitutional carry stater
>>68252866
0/10
Remake it.
Learn.
>>68253164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9CbgexJLK8