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cara

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>only anglos in this thread
Let's change that

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wish these teeth could clamp down on me ballbag

oh mama mia!

>>68252294
this 2bh XDDDDD LOVE U CARALAD DUDE UR THE BEST POSTER EVER!!! XDD

i wish maisie would ash and put out her cigarettes on my bollocks

>>68252312
love u too boo x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gR7UyEGK2s

>>68252294
Wtf I thought you were dead

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hang on tight lads, we're about to enter /real depression hours/

What's up kid? I know shit is rough doing your bid
When the cops came you should've slid to my crib
Fuck it black, no time for looking back it's done
Plus congratulations you know you got a son
I heard he looks like you, why don't your lady write you?
Told her she should visit, that's when she got hyper
Flippin, talk about he acts too rough
He didn't listen he be riffin' while I'm telling him stuff
I was like yeah, shorty don't care, she a snake too
Fucking with the niggas from that fake crew that hate you

>tfw 3D printers can't print lifelike maisie sex dolls which can kick you in the bollocks hard

>>68252294
how are u so quick?

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>>68252309
Not so fast m8

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>>68252334
Good thing I have my teddy

>>68252344
sold my soul to the devil desu

the shit factory is working overtime tonight lads

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>>68252358

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Work tomorrow

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the waifu

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*sigh*

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never had a gf lads

eats me up inside, it does

>>68252298
I did t b h

Loved it so much I did it every day for years

The anxiety and psychosis were long-term, not when I was high.

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>>68252390

just realised that I'm not feeling so depressed because I've somehow blanked my imminent problems form my mind

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Should I leave this on my okcupid or does it make me look like a wanker?

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Gas the weebs

>>68252392
Bummer la

I don't think I've ever seen anyone more aware of the truth than Alex Jones is lads it's unreal watching some of his videos he's so spot on about literally everything

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>>68252290
Enjoying a nicotine stick, lads.

>>68252390
need a gf to eat inside my arsehole

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>using any dating site besides tinder

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>>68252426

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>>68252412
>(I don't like cats)
sure does

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smoked to the point where i enjoy it and feel like smoking quite a bit but its started to make my asthma really bad

>>68252452
propa bo

>>68252419
*taps the crust covering your third eye with the edge of a fork*

hmmm....

SMOKERS ARE JOKERS

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>>68252444

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>Alex Jones

https://youtu.be/OqWSzv7ESJY

>>68252412
> Close to bath
You'll be sleeping with her (presumably). Why would you be afraid of her bathing with the door open?

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*enters the thread*

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Hmm, what will joining /brit/ get you after three months then?

https://youtu.be/uugauMXV1Rw

Choon

Its about the Iraq War, proper early 2000s core

>>68252487
She's buff

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>>68252475

>>68252487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

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>>68252334

wishing the YANKS would get the fuck out of this chat, to be QUITE frank, my lads

>>68252487
recently started to listen to info wars in the mornings at work, its a fun way to kill a couple of hours 2bh

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>>68252509

*releases a wild emu into the thread*
*watches as the australians scurry like flees*

Yanks > Aussies

>>68252532
i dont

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http://topnews.one/index.php?newsid=16819

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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>I buy boxes of expensive sticks then set them on fire
>I do this every day

>flees

>>68252508
Autism

ellen degenerate

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>>68252586

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPDzUhiG5Hg

check me out lads

watching the blackpool grime documentary again because it's just too fucking funny
please watch it if you don't understand the meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFQsnbN0NQ

>>68252586
love iceland 2bh best supermarket

2 microwave deep dish pizza for 89p

>>68252586
virus

>>68252290
I know an Aussie that is absolutely obsessed with Kanbaru.
Seems to be a recurring theme.

shut the fuck up, leaf

>>68252499
was he alright?

man, listening to Clams Casino, his music also gives nostalgia feels now.

cool

>>68252652
spectacular post

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>>68252652

was going to reply to a particular post then i noticed the name tag at the top of it
think i shall be stearing well clear

>>68252685
good lad

>>68252685
i swear i'll reply tidy if you want to talk clammyclams

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>>68252638
I don't get it
>>68252642
Hope you're okay with it being called Snowland from here on out
>>68252644
?

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>Alex Jones and the fish people

https://youtu.be/TzNeg9D-EZ4

>>68252685
racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

Just came back from seeing Steve-O in Glasgow lads

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>he's here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfdil6ybd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfdil6ybd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfdil6ybd0

ken lee
dibble dibble doubt you

>>68252597
Actually I buy dried plant matter and roll it into gummed paper, a skill which I have perfected through considerable time and effort, before burning it and inhaling the fumes

girl here

peaky blinders is unironically good

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*inserts testicles*

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>Post link to an excerpt of my novel on facebook
>No one likes it or shares it
>Only one comment from some guy I haven't seen since Year 11 saying "No one gives a shit anon."

>>68252714
Name?

>>68252806
post it here lad

Metamanoir

>>68252814
alex jones

>>68252814
Alex Jones

>>68252806
post it lad

>>68252745
that is amazing, but these never work in real life

>>68252827
>>68252842

Last time I even mentioned my novel here you guys ripped the piss out of me for weeks, not making that mistake again

>>68252745
BOSTON

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>>68252806
*searches fb for that comment*
I'm coming for you la

according to /pol/ the happening in Italy may bring about the end of the EU as early as next year

>>68252860
I won't be mean, part of being an artist is the ability to ignore what everyone says and think you are right all the time anyway

if smoking causes cancer then how come my dad's been smoking for 52 years and doesn't have cancer? checkmate, atheists

true story: i was an extra for the first terminator movie. when they were filming the hydraulic press scene where the t-800 is finally defeated, i snuck on set and "terminated" my bollocks as well haha

>>68252831
>>68252833
Thanks lads, gonna have me a wank

>>68252889
Ahh great

thanks /pol/

shane diesel accepted my friend request lads

>>68252833
bit slow aren't ya

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got hammered on chocolate milk and moonshine lads
tasted disgusting desu

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>semi
>auto
>biographical
>novel

>>68252949
is that iceland? looks shit

some lad pozz up my neghole please x

>>68252745
looks a bit awkward to use desu
needs some sort of board to go behind the bollocks because there's no way i'd get them on the counter top without some gymnastics

>>68252949
where's this? looks comfy

>>68252949
looks like a rubbish scotland

not got anything to post.

i feel not at one with this board anymore. I've outgrown it, my presence not respected.

Waxed my ballsack and my scrotum tore open, now my bollocks are hanging out exposed to the open air.

Go away no one likes you

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

fuck off then, see who gives a shit

>>68252975
>>68252970
>>68252959
hjalteyri
my lad lives in the white house with the red roof on the left

>>68253003
>>68252995
sna....oh fuck off

doubt you mean that, deep down.

best show/series I've ever watched was some obscure Icelandic one that only has about 1000 ratings on IMDb

>>68253021

I wasn't aware there were trees in iceland. just on the coasts I imagine?

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>your mum is deaf
>how the fuck did she pass her driving test

i want to become an old lonely man who eats the same thing for dinner every night: 9 bud lights, 4 eggs with 4 hotdogs chopped up inside and a whole lot of ketchup over that hotdog omelette

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Love Australians so much

>>68253042
I dont get this no trees meme
we just dont have many forests and the ones we have are small

I'm a globalist

>>68253074
fuck off

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saw fat 190kg twat was about to sit in one of these chairs and I spotted an opportunity. quickly slipped the goolies underneath just in time.

a bit afterwards the security guard rudely interrupted my paroxysm of pleasure to ask me why my obliterated sack was hanging out exposed and bleeding on the carpet.

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am I really disliked here? Has that ironic meme came across as unironic to newfags?

Not only that but is this place full of newfags now?

pls fund my next drink fest
6 pack of small beers $18
500ml bottle of finlandia $35

Fuck off no one likes you

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>ironic

>>68253115
fugggg
is booze that expensive in island?

>>68253055
Bloody racist

it's not a meme you fucking mong

i'm a semi new fag and your posts are just so cringily fucking awful it's painful

All stand for and sing along with national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtCOprRDUm8

>>68253102

in case you're on the spectrum, trip and namefags are not liked by anyone.

the only exception I can think of is the space elevator guy who used to post neat stuff about science on /pol/

>>68253102
I think so, britfeel is pretty much completely dead now and I think 40% made pol their new main hangout and about 30% came here.
The other 30% are still trying to keep britfeel a thing.

>>68253146
wales is not a real country

>>68253135
ye boi
not helping that I am buying the finest and best beer ever
I could get a 6 pack of large polar beers for $13

>newrunts giving it attention

>>68253146
want me to batter you?

yeah didn't think so

>>68253146
wales is an english principality


not a nation.

Ok, fuck it lads here is a very brief excerpt from larger excerpt giving you an idea of my writing style:

Jamie is a fundamentally lonely person. This not the loneliness experienced by those deemed normal by society, this is more than the occasional moment of self-pity experienced by an attractive woman on the one Friday night in six weeks where her plans fall through and she spends it watching television. The loneliness Jamie feels is fundamental, he feels it in his very soul. He first noticed it as a child, when everyone else on the first day of school quickly found their group of playmates, he found himself wandering the playground seeking a likeminded group but he ultimately only met scorn and rejection. Even when, a few years later he finally reached acceptance among a group of similarly unpopular people, he always found himself alienated from the rest. Even in the middle of a crowd he was still alone.

No one understood him, not his parents, his teachers or his peers. They all simply wrote him off as a weirdo, someone who would be permanently maladjusted to society. In the present Jamie spends most of his time on the internet, the one place where he can find communities of likeminded people seemingly out of step and adrift from the rest of humanity. Even amongst these misfits, he rarely forms any lasting connection, and he has already accepted in his mind that his life will be a solitary one. While his classmates get inebriated at parties and engage in casual intercourse, he sits in his bedroom either browsing the internet or reading likeminded authors such as Camus or Dostoevsky. He feels more at home in the fictional realms or cyberspace than he does in the so called real world. It’s ironic, he thinks, that to him these worlds seem more real and consequential than that which is supposedly real.

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Fucking retards all of you

>>68253185
say that to my face you pommy runt

>>68253102
I dont hate you at all, I just dont see a point in the trip. You dont do anything and you're not interesting anymore.

At least poleaboo is consistent

hmm..
nah, still dont care

>>68253170
how much is weed?

>>68253190
didn't read a single semi-autobiographical word

>>68253190
reads like it was written by a fucking 15 year old bender

any lads wanna play with each other's willies? x

>>68253170
>polar beers
How cute!

>>68253218
$3,000 a gram

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>>68253190
shed a single tear
even when you interact with the normies all the time you still feel unvelcome

>>68253227
battyman

they're making an all female oceans 11 lads

i made over 4 grand gambling the last few days lads

>>68253190
single a single pixel of this massive pile of letters even grazed my retinas

>>68253263
take the money and NEVER gamble again

>>68253160
I went to britfeel yesterday, I've been looking for a new general as this place is full of JFs and special newfags. britpol is too angry and not haha lad culture for me.

I'm struggling to find a home rn, nothing fills my requirements, if /brit/ wasn't so inane it'd be pretty cool.

>>68253190
what the fuck why are you using my name you cunt

>>68253218
$45 a gram

>>68253282
holy moly
do many people smoke?

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What's a movie that changed your life?

Come and See absolutely shattered me. changed everything I knew about existence

>>68253046
*sends for you*

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>>68253238

>>68253207
Trips aren't for people's personal amusement. What am I, an entertainer to you?

I just try to provide and add to the discussion and I hope you'd do the same for me and to me.

>>68253321
Kawaii

>>68253297
not really

>>68253310
Finding Dory

How many grams make an eighth?

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>so-called real world

>>68253243

Thanks bro, this place is fully of edgy memelords so your comment means a lot. I wanted to write a non-judgemental book from the robot perspective, I admit my online love story plot is a tad wish-fulfilmenty but I wanted to give some hope to robots.

>>68253310
spaceballs

>>68253277
Thought you liked sports? No generals on sp you can make your home?

I started here, but it was too spammy so I tried britfeel but it was too shit and full of people getting triggered by all these personalities and stuff so I just went to sport.
Then became a tripfag ironically but eventually it stuck and now I hate myself even more..
slippy slope

But yeah I only come here at nights when I can't sleep now because it is a bit quieter

>a semi-autobiographical

>>68253275
good advice

i do like a gamble now and then though

my plan is just set myself an absolute limit that i can never bet over

>>68253329
>I just try to provide and add to the discussion and I hope you'd do the same for me and to me.
Then why do you need the trip? You can add to the discussion without it just like everyone else does. Do you think what you have to provide is somehow unique or special that it warrants the use of a trip?

>>68253356
pretty sure i seen iceland has one of the highest weed smokers per capita and also the most reddit posters per capita

DON'T POST IT

>>68253329
but that's not how trips are supposed to be used

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>>68253399

>>68253400
never really works though, i've been up and down with gambling over the years (i never got TOO bad though)
i won £2500 9 months ago and haven't bet since haha

>>68253391
ye I go on /sp/ all the time, was on /147/ earlier but it's not active enough in the night for me. It's not really active at all for the most part.

/sp/ is too dead for me now :( most of the ppl in /brit/ back in the day were from /sp/

nothing wrong with tripping though, just don't dox yourself.

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sadiq khan

ThatOneCodyFag

Who the fuck is this nigga?
I leave /brit/ for one weekend and it's swarming with tripfags and lickdicki crying again

>yank discovers object permanence

>>68253408
Well I know people that smoke but I would describe most of them as "fringe"
You will never go to some country ball and see somebody lighting up a joint. You will see a 14yo drinking dry vodka tho

>>68253446
the absolute state of London 2bqh

>>68253440
not once?

blimey

i'm going to try and bet on nothing at all but if i see something i really fancy i'm not going to put on much

>>68253446
>>68253467
what's wrong with sadiq khan?

>>68253449
I don't mean to use my trip on any generals other than heem my bad
Sometimes I just forget to take it off

If you're wondering who Cody is though he is the future of MMA

Also looks like a model and has a heart of gold xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7ZAAO4alL0

>>68253488
He's brown

I hate my family lads

Thoughts on deFOO'ing?

>>68253190
I quite liked it, would read more if I could

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>what's wrong with sadiq khan?

playing twin saga, state of my life

>>68253497
>>68253507
but like what has he actually done that's wrong

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>>68252860
SEMI

>>68253523
Idk I don't live there

>>68253471
setting limits doesn't work when you're down and start chasing losses
what did you win it on anyway?
i used to bet on football/horses/roulette
roulette is retarded though as it's mathematically impossible to ever win

if we took the wealth from the richest 10 canadians and divided it up equally amongst the population we'd each get ~$2,700

wonder what the same would be in the us or uk

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Bit miffed I'm apparently the only lad who needs to get a semi before looking at myself naked

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What do I say lads? The jig is up for me, going to jail for internet bullying I am.

Think we should all take a moment to thank Australia for Waltzing Matilda tbqh

Absolute choon

is sara doing a semester abroad? >>68253544

>>68253523
Be an unironic paki

https://youtu.be/B0KJZEH2jn8
>italians

>>68253565
Tell she's clearly a fucking retard who couldn't follow instructions
You quite obviously informed her beforehand that her, and others like her, should NOT message you

>>68253523
he's a muslim

rorke should like pakis like sadiq khan as they're integrating
there is literally no chance of the pakis born here ever getting sent home
what we need to do is close the borders and integrate the people already here

my name in katakana is リヤマ クパ, can you guess what my name is?

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>>68253540
unironically chess and snooker

i had another grand on selby at 2.32 in the final but cashed out early incase it lost, however i was pretty confident

i try not to bet on football anymore as it's so fucking random and unpredictable

i'm pretty good on the tennis, only bet on the majors though

never bet on roulette, just sports

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if i had a gf i'd take her to kay jewelers on the first date

>>68253565
don't know why you think it would go down well

>When nominated for most eligible bachelor, Miles’ friend Zoe said “There’s no one quite like Miles”, and we can now confirm this statement. In his own words; “I’m quite edgy, I own a skateboard and have a kimono from Snoopers Paradise. I have a passion for dance and also have no sense of smell! I have quite a big nose, but I actually can’t smell, like I can fart and I can’t smell it! You can though haha.”

creasing

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how do you lads like my gf?

Looks like Obama has thrown the millenial twats protesting about that piepline a bone

Cannit wait until Trump personally orders the pipeline to be built and diverts it through every poxy Indian burial ground within reach

>>68253616
>there is literally no chance of the pakis born here ever getting sent home
every group that was deported or killed also thought this

>>68253617
リヤム クパ more like

>>68253620
noice
still don't think you'll ever profit over the long term though, quit while you're up pham

>>68253642
qt

>>68253641
>just posting random quotes without any context or source

Bad form la

afgan dan is actually really good.

recommend me something to mix with vodka

>>68253664
i was gunna say 'i'll try' but that's not definitive enough

I WILL

bed time for me lads
I am up at 7 :(


Hopefully I will get the fish I want

>>68253688
Germanic pussy

>>68253688
Vodka

>>68253675
it's from an article on The Tab Sussex. No one else on /brit/ goes here so i didnt think context was necessary
sorry mate x

>>68253652
it'll shut the hippies up for now. in another two months trump will get it done

why are british posters so bad in this general? brit posters are generally pretty good elsewhere on 4chan but in here their posts just seem so... forced? would rather a /brit/ without the brit posters to be honest

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looks like the Euro is doing a collapse lads

>>68253685
this 2bh
>>68253692
good lad

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>>68253710

>>68253722
here we talk like actual people speak in real life. Elsewhere on 4chan there's this weird agreed upon dialect that everyone speaks in.

>>68253722
It's called /cum/

Enjoy la

saw some lad wanking staring at a pet shop window on the way back home from town lads
no idea what he was looking at, bricked all the fishtanks in the place though

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>>68253688

1000 micrograms of LSD

alarm set for 6:36am and i'm drunk
had 2 weeks off work and i don't want to go in
NEET life was so comfy and stress free but the depression isn't worth it

can everyone go in /cum/ quickly and post

'ban guns'

thanks

>>68253751
This tbqh la

The girls on tinder are abysmal, and the only ones who aren't are so inundated by messages that there's no getting to them

Business idea: reduce the global male population by 5% and increase the female population by the difference

>>68253642
top qt but i think she could look so much better if she didn't stand there like a bag of sand

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>>68253767
>>68253703
>>68253701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQJi2tDrjc

>>68253764
is this true?

Also did you brick the tanks or the lad wanking
did?

It was a little hard to understand

>>68253767
sounds like a one way trip to HPPD

>>68253745
i really don't understand this post

one of the most gross moments i've ever had in sex was when i was fucking a girl missionary and she said my pubes were rubbing her clit, and she was really into it
legitimately made me feel queasy to think about and i dont know why.

>>68253792
That would lead to more women in positions of power. Which, in turn, would destroy modern civilisation as we know it.

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>Cannit wait until Trump personally orders the pipeline to be built and diverts it through every poxy Indian burial ground within reach

>68253868
not a single letter

when I was in London on the weekend in the subway there was a BMWF couple and the guy waited until I looked over and then started kissing the girl

I don't understand their motive tbqh, do they care what I think or are they expecting a reaction or something

also I saw some black guy punch a black security guard at the winter wonderland and then a group of security guards piled on him

interesting trip, Edinburgh was better though

>>68253871

So true lol

how do i upvote on this website btw?

normatrons cooked dinner and got high tonight

ate then went up to my room to "study" even though i'm not going to get anything done

why do i do this

>>68253868
So like whats the protocol on talking during sex?

Asking for a friend

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Can anybody here run to the shop and get me a can?

>>68253969
fuckin degenerate

>>68253901
what subway dya get, i like chicken and bacon ranch

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What's her purpose? What's her endgame?

Is she just an attention-seeker?

>>68253792
Business idea, recriminalise adultery and pre-marital sex

Problem fucking solved

>>68253951
Talk a bit aye as long as you're not obsessively rambling about some stupid shite when it starts getting really hot

don't know what this leaf is on about

don't care either

>>68253986
to delay it as long as she can until brexit is cancelled

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These fucking uppity cunts complaining over the new fiver.

>>68253951
idk, varies. I guess its not too bad, just dont try and have a conversation and don't talk about anything that's not the sex. In this case she was just saying "your pubes are rubbing my clit" breathlessly

>>68253982
some ham bullshit cause I couldn't find cold cut combo on the menu and didn't want to ask

>>68253975
i'll give you $5 extra lad
thanks lad now guess what it is

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>>68253945

Friendly reminder that they could be talking about how much of a straight edge loser you are at this very moment in time

How does that objective fact make you feel?

this is unironically good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtNT_8NeuKM

>>68254022
Christ I would start laughing

>>68254005
Brexit won't be cancelled though.

>>68254034
is he gay?

>>68253969

WTF is up with europeans and snus? it's disgusting!! why can't you just smoke a cigarette or vape like a normal person!!!!

*see picture of myself*

right then, wheres that rope

>>68254046
yes it will you filthy racist

>>68253999
What do you do then?

Look in her eyes silently?

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>Tfw there are two Icelanders on /brit/ again
>tfw the other one is from based landsbyggðin

>>68253922
Firstly I politely ask you to lay on the ground, stomach facing the floor. I then spread your lets and slowly slide myself into your tight, warm Australian anus.

And if you scream I'll spit in your mouth. And it won't be pissy piss, no. It's the sort where I have to cough and wretch up a stout, yellow, greasy fucking blob. Pop that right in your gob sunshine. Have a nice sleep you cunt.

>>68253951
love a good sex chat

>>68254034
i can hear every word they say and i'm not straight edge, just not in the mood

THIS IS THE END BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

>>68254083
I think you should apologise. You hurt my feelings.

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>>68254070

> he

>tfw 5'4 and built like a landsbyggðin resident

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>In this case she was just saying "your pubes are rubbing my clit" breathlessly

>m8 of mine has never been drunk, never snoked, never done any drugs
>complains that his life is shit

Yeah I wonder why you boring little cunt

>>68254084
Kiss her neck, grab her tits/arse, watch my cock slide in and out of her tight snatch

You'll know what to do when the time comes lad, it's all locked in your instincts

>>68254045
she realised how weird it was and did this dumb fucking facial expression too
very uncomfortable experience

>>68254114
FON

>>68254114
this applies to most of the /pol/ muh degenerate mongs too

drinking (green) tea

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>>68254085
hahh thanks lad
hahah ekki búinn að ná aldri fyrir baggið og nýa gellan í sjoppunni er algör hóra

>>68254123
Lighten up lad its a wee awkward moments yous can laugh about together

>>68253868
thats hot, why would that make you feel sick?

>>68253951

communicate with them to determine how they would like you to perform and vice versa, how else will they know how to pleasure you and vice versa?

>>68254121
Hope so

Can imagine it being awkward as fuck, like I just get on her and start pumping and nothing really happens and we just kind of rock back and forth avoiding eye contact.

Chrome is superfast now. good update

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haha who is this?

>two icelanders frequent /brit/

there are about three that live in Iceland

>>68254156
me the duck swimming in the pond

>>68254156

can you ski there? or is it just ice

>>68174973
If this amerikanski is in this thread I would like to say almost all of those are me

>I know there was who posted when he was 17 and got his drivers licence (or something),
me
>Another from Akureyri, might be an immigrant?
me
>One guy really likes to talk about jeeps/trucks, but he's sad because he had to sell his off.
me
>teenage alt right stalker that goes to the same school as me and always makes reactionary shitpost replies to my threads
me
>that one underage b& nazi bwoy
me (not underaged anymore

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Excellent feel

>>68254181
you're welcome

i did psychedelics with cara after a victorias secret holiday party in new york last year


shes actually a pretty deep thinker

>>68254201
its too rocky for skiing
know some guys that have been up that thing on a sled

>>68254173
This isn't the inbetweeners you tit, loosen up and just have fun with each others bodies. You're overthinking la

I once fucked a girl, came inside her in literally 2 minutes, prematured. Still had texts from her asking to come round again

Don't sweat it

told a poo in the loo " if you hate white people so much why don't you go back to india? oh wait, anywhere that isn't a majority white or east asian is an absolute shithole" and now everyone on campus thinks I am a racist.
any advice lads

im gonna go watch the latest episode of The Grand Tour now lads

i'll keep youse updated, yeah?

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>>68254000
I stopped in London when visiting my British family and it was not good

Canada House was neat though

top yourself yank

if you hate indians so much then why don't you kill them all? hmm?

>>68254237

bit gay that

>>68254156
Bíddu, þarftu ekki bara að vera 18 til að kaupa tóbak?
Þú ert ekki Kristinn, er það?

>>68254285
Sublime post

>>68254274
ooh thanks for reminding me

>>68254257
hahahah lad I've gone full natsoc when drunk and people find it funny asf

anyone here got a father thats a fellow autist that you share a house with yet rarely communicate with

really strange feel

>>68254303
honestly doesnt matter
if you fuck up what have you lost, really?
just have fun

>>68254182
Landsbyggðin=everything except the capital area

And that's Rúnar, he lives nearby

>>68254303
Literally just tell her you're not that experienced and ask her to go on top to start off

By the time you switch you'll be so caught up in the moment you'll be a natural

>>68254301
ekki K.H
en er í sama skóla og hann (VMA)