Big lasses edition
cara
>>68250711
BIG
fucks sake lads
just found out I have to do a supplementary essay for uni
I have 6 weeks to do a 50 word essay lads, what a way to ruin fucking christmas
>>68250711
>French and Italian grills
>>68250721
this 2bh
Sid the Kid
There's something so attractive about a man who knows another language than English. What's that? You can speak another language? Well don't be such a tease, let me hear it!
>>68250762
everyone knows this
it's been proven
Anglo-Irishmen were heroes 2bqh
living in a house with 3-5 people is max comfy
brb family dinners
brb getting together around the playstation
brb never alone
>>68250776
hé schattebout x
>>68250776
main = putStrLn "lads"
>>68250798
living alone is much better
nice and quiet
>>68250776
stoy de acwro gwey
>>68250750
50 words isn't that much...
>>68250830
until the crushing loneliness hits
>>68250798
sounds awful could never walk around your house bollock naked
>>68250830
can't fall asleep if i can hear my own thoughts at night
>Tfw 1/8th Anglo Irish 1/8th Ulster scotch 1/8th Irish traveller 1/8th Gaelic Irish 1/8th Irish Iberian 1/8th west British 1/8th scotch Irish 1/8th Lowland limerickian
>>68250776
>eating out a gf with the tongue abilities and mouth movements of multiple languages
>>68250776
eyy senpai u wan sum succ bruv
i miss ukrainian posters
>>68250776
I ken tae Scots linguage m'lassie
got a 12000 word dissertation to hand in by March and i haven't even started
>>68250849
leave it in the last thread mate it's done
please just let us be comfy
>>68250776
ay mami tu amor sin beso es como pizza sin queso ;)
>>68250798
looking forward to triple that once they move a paki family in with ya?
>>68250871
on what
bellend has passed the skips stage and currently smells like a tuna mayo sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waamwC558-A
absolute mad tune
>>68250871
Did about 7k words of my dissertation on the night before it was due.
Would NOT recommend. Made me ill for like four days and I started to hallucinate. Was abysmal.
>>68250894
>latinx
dont know what this means
can't sleep posts
gotta be up for work in 6 hours
Need a bf
>>68250905
Eejit
>>68250894
low income is the only one that's me
>tfw work 8-5 mon-fri for 16k
>tfw alarm in 6 hours
>tfw bit drunk and about to spark a spliff
>68250777
I don't understand why a prime minister resigning in Italy (something that happens every other year practically) is sending the Euro downhill
is the italy going to leave the eurozone now or something?
>>68250924
Covers latino and latina, both of which are transphobic because they assume you are male or female
>>68250896
cringy and i say that as a radical centrist
>>68250871
got a 6k essay due in a week not started,
>>68250934
Eejyt*
>>68250871
give me a fucking break I wrote a 12,000 word paper in a week
>>68250936
Ouch la'
What do you do?
>>68250940
The Prime Minister was trying to take massive control of the country and he's massively pro-EU. Now that's gone.
I got a one-word essay due in 2 minutes lads IDK what I'm going to do.
the chilean gf
any questions?
>>68250890
doggsable info lad :D
>>68250940
they wanted a referendum on leaving the eurozone yeah
also something like removing powers from their upper house
*types out a post that will enrage the micks*
Truly I am the puppet master, pulling the strings. I might move onto north and south divide in England now, that's always good for laughs as well
>>68250970
runt level desk job
can't really go into specifics
i unironically enjoy most seth rogen movies
>>68250896
Canadians are an embarrassment to Britain's otherwise clean record
>Tfw 60 word essay due for tomorrow
>>68250964
What's the diff?
>>68250896
So this is were canadian tax dollars are going
>>68250953
uh oh lads, gerry's being racist again, better go show him what's what
Was George Bush Junior as incompetent and apathetic and dumb to important stuff like the patriot act as the media portrays him?
>>68250896
More like the Alt-Wrong lol amirite
>>68250987
where did you acquire your obviously patrician taste?
>>68250987
pretty but too fat for me.
>Tfw superior comfy catholic nationalist irish
>>68250871
>12000 dissertation
piece of piss ffs
>tfw 30 word essay due in January and I've only written the introduction, conclusion, and the first paragraph.
>>68250953
antifa are on their way over racist
>>68250969
nerd
>the average londoner
>>68250839
yeah righto mate, here I am stressing over it and you're showing off...
250 word paper due next week lids
absolutely b r i c k i n g it
Pic related was me and some unionist lad absolutely wapped out as one on Paddys day x
The divide can be mended
An Anglo-Irishman became Prime minister
So are the luigis leaving the EU or what
>>68251008
I've got a 3000 one due in 8 hours from now
It sounds pretty easy but I really can't be bothered not to sleep tonight.
>>68251068
There 2 people there which is the average x
>he's here
>>68250949
which is, excuse my language, esjaydoubleu horse shite, since "latino" can be used to refer to both genders in spanish
business idea: >>68251068 faceswap these two
>you are now aware this is the average inhabitant of the north
>>68251085
Is that Ulsterlad?
Surprised he's hanging with you desu
>>68251099
fresher?
>>68250987
can you spoiler that hog please?
lads on tour
>>68251112
not falling for your tricks pal
>>68251085
I really hope one day the northern Irish and the normal Irish can get along
I really do xxx
>>68251068
she looks like the kind of girl i'd get bored of shagging pretty quickly
Is it wrong for me to want this handsome french bastard to absolutely ravage my arsehole?
>tfw dropped my bracelet and can't find it
>>68251112
i thought up north was all eskimos
>>68251132
No just 2nd year College
y?
xox
>>68251054
yeah I was about to say that too. at my school I think the word count for an undergraduate dissertation is 20,000+ words, and a PhD is 100,000+, with masters being in between
>>68251137
didn't know kev was a blader
>>68251154
Dropped your gay card too haha
>>68251165
grow up
>>68251127
Why's that now
>>68251112
rorkeshire
>>68251153
He is pretty much retired
just got back from blading lads
landed a 270 top soul
not doing anything
>>68251184
18 is plenty old
>the Euro
>>68251195
Mate ur my greatest enemy on heem as I hate that little wigger cunt and hope cruz permaheems him but here you are my great ally amongst casuals x
So you're a poet? Wow, there's something so enigmatic and mysterious and attractive about poets. Could you weave a poem for me? Just as short one...
>>68251203
gayest post in the past five threads
I have never felt suicidal until this week but now I can definitely feel it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
absolute tune
>>68251237
old enough to fuck, heh heh... *eyes you creepily*
>>68251258
>>68251254
why haven't you posted in the last 5 threads mate?
>>68251185
He started the "Gas the Taigs" gimmick
>>68251253
oh i'll give you a short one alright ;)
>>68250896
it's great to see that a local formerly somewhat funny show has completely sold out to the nu-males in toronto and ottawa
>>68251296
Haha you've got a small willy
>>68251112
He could heem at least 30 southerners before they had even taken off their decorative scarves and put their handbags down
new zealand prime minister resigned as well lads
the worlds gone tits up
doing my best
>>68251310
>>68251318
ww3 soon
>>68251252
Cody is not a wigger, he doesn't act black.
Post your 8 guys and I'll post mine x
(One from each main weight class, no WMMA)
Sophia Knight's milky white scottish bare bum
>>68250711
>Difference of 3 BMI points from France to UK.
>Woman well into the 30 range on the graphic.
>"Eurobarometer"
What game is this, my poutine-less chum? Fox news, the infographic?
so if eurozone dies germany is fucked eh
how are they going to ever hope to get their bailout money back if the damn currency doesn't even exist anymore
>20 days till Christmas
>26 days till 2017
>TWENTY SEVENTEEN
>>68251361
who cares lol
watching babestation webms
>>68251357
>>68251258
>>68251259
gay shit
BEIGE POWER
BEIGE POWER
BEIGE POWER
GUNNA LOOK THA SAME BY THE YEAR 3000
What a tune
>>68251367
Wasn't it literally 2014 yesterday
Holy shit
having a go
>>68251357
Go back to r.eddit
>>68251318
can't wait for national to lose so we can get some limp-wristed Labour faggot in power
>>68251339
Interesting how the same people using this argument would probably also consider themselves environmentalists.
Also, the UK is already too overpopulated to be able to feed itself off it's own farmland in event of some sort of war or global upheaval.
>>68251396
how much shall i spend on building the new pc
>>68251373
vomiting dark blood
anything to be concerned about?
ah yes i sure enjoy seeing all my money become worth less by the minute
thanks european union
Business idea: English independence
>>68251416
£20?
>>68251416
1416 pounds
>>68251413
Oh yeah definitely
you've described any member of the green party
>>68251416
>>68251411
did you know it's actually been proven that the reason people vote for strong man candidates is because they consciously desire to be sexually dominated by someone resembling their father
>>68251422
whether there is anything after death
looks like italy is coming out the EU with us.
>>68251417
Uh excuse me I think this is a little bit racist sweetie.
>>68251406
Last one there has to go to 12chan
watched fight club
fucking mad movie
*pushes you on the bed and looks at you suggestively*
>>68251424
Get out while you can
I believe
France and the Netherlands will strike the killing blows
We started the fire
>>68251434
>>68251435
might spend about 500 then
>>68251468
Grim.
He didn't post his guys so now I am off to bed upset
good night!
>>68251416
700
>>68251467
don't like it at all desu
such an edgecore movie
>>68250770
Great post
>>68251468
imagine being paid to do this
imagine actually being sad enough to wank to it
>>68251476
the fire rises
>>68251336
Heavyweight: Miocic currently
Light heavyweight: Gustaffson
Middleweight: Bisping or Romero (Silva all time fave)
Welterweight: wonderboy (GSP all time fave)
Lightweight: Conor mcgregor
Featherweight: Fwankie edgah
Bantamweight: Cruz
Flyweight: fuk that manlet division yo
Hbu
>>68251452
nah there isn't
>>68251459
Said the [gay?] white [guy?] to the chink?
I am literally 4chan's Canadian stereotype... literally
>>68251467
>>68251499
trash film fell asleep
>>68251451
well ain't that interesting
>>68251068
Looks pretty alright if you ask me
>>68251499
Reminder that yank Santa is black
>>68251500
dont understand this one 2bh
>don't like it at all desu
>such an edgecore movie
>>68251068
they're both from birmingham you mong
they BOTH work for jaguar land rover in solihull
>>68251496
Noooooo
>>68251516
Just about to go out lads how do we look
>>68251530
cackling like a witch
>>68251533
My nigga
>>68251533
who cares lol
>>68251533
Santa was actually a native american
>>68251513
>imagine getting paid to sit around naked and talk about wanking
so what we do here for free?
>>68251548
Bit gay
>>68251548
absolutely ridiculous
your hair looks like a fucking wallnut whip
>>68251548
I imagine they get out of breath just walking up a flight of stairs.
>>68251447
>tfw pro green and pro white
get on my level cuck
>>68251499
>1999
>edgy even existing
shouldn't you be in kinder lmao
>>68251485
>>68251513
benders
>>68251581
Unpaid? With no monetary compensation required? Our wages are 0, our bonus is 0? For free?
>Santa
FOY, all of you
>talking about cagefighting
lmao
all about boxing children
Roast is in the oven lads
>>68251515
good picture
>>68251530
why she do this
>>68251608
You're gonna get buggered with that attitude.
>>68251524
so why's key out then
>>68251451
Ah yes, just like my father
trying my hardest
>>68251548
Stop posting photoshopped photos of me to try and make me look stupid you fucking cunt
>>68251332
really? when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp8W-RlZgK4
bandoleiroooo
bandoleira!
>>68251644
She was hungry
>>68251548
Imagine looking like the lad on the right and thinking you look good
Howling
>>68251613
I like boxing too lisicki
What did you think of Taylor's debut? She can fairly fucking hit. Do you think Conlan will make it GOAT as a pro?
>>68251671
he's not a strongman candidate
>>68251530
>there are girls out there that would really like to lick your arsehole
>you will never meet them
>>68251516
Oh you replied, ignore my last post
>>68251496
Fly weight: now Tim Elliott, before it was MM I guess
Bantamweight: Cody obvs
Featherweight: Max Holloway
Lightweight: Nate Diaz
Welterweight: Tyron since day
Middleweight: Nick Diaz because he was the 1st ever fighter I saw and he seems nice
Light Heavyweight: Dont really care about this division that much so probably just Jon Jones
And Heavyweight also Stipe
Is Conor your favourite just because he is Irish or for other reasons as well?
>>68251524
redpill me on nz politics pham
what does for the future look like concerning your british heritage, was the last PM a republican with the whole flag referendum thing?
>>68251616
Bit late for sunday dinner isn't it?
>>68251695
awhh did the man punch the man? :3
>>68251659
because he resigned, I dunno ask him
>>68250711
Doing a nicotine, tbqh, lads.
>>68251003
I ironically enjoy most seth rogan movies
sister's mum just faxed me this
>>68251705
Conor has done so much for the UFC and he's so skilled and of course Irish. I like Nate and Nick too a lot however.
>>68251715
He's not a Republican, he just has shite taste
>>68251731
this is one of caras qtest pictures
>>68251718
>>68251694
Tell that to the other pugilist he beat up
>>68251758
>he's not a republican
he said NZ would eventually become a republic lad
>>68251758
do any of the parties want nz to become a republic? is there much much anti-british rhetoric there?
>>68251715
>what does for the future look like concerning your british heritage
nah we're fucked
only remotely anti-immigration candidate has about 12% support I think, and a lot of people hate him
>>68251693
>women's boxing
>a eddie hearn boxer
nah not even once.
Conlan however should have a good career, being olympic caliber says it all really. Still 3 years till any meaningful fight though.
>>68251609
F O R
R
E
E
>>68251758
>>68251616
fuck off murderer
'cken or 'bway lads?
>>68251718
Perfect time for it here... but there?... hey... sometimes you just want a roast at 1-2am
>>68251548
Are these deanos?
hmmm
*straightens glasses*
Sell all my european stocks, Jeeves. I can only see this getting worse.
Lads I might invent GSP posting
I'll post some joocy pic like pic related at the start of every thread and I'll say "GSP, lads"
>>68251768
Don't really see how that's relevant
>>68251832
Lame af
>>68251793
It's not really discussed here like it is in Australia
>anti-british rhetoric
Yeah poms get beat up at school heaps
>>68251814
'cken 'bway
business idea: devalue our currency making it harder for american companies to compete
>>68251731
disgusting
>>68251820
>>68251607
it is now
le fug da system watch da banks burnn. it's nowhere as good as people reckon it is.
>>68251793
nah I think most people want to stay with britain, it's just young libs or hipsters or what have you want to leave
most people seem kind of ambivalent though, just want to keep it how it is
>ambivalent
>>68251847
do we got beat up because we're soft cunts (the ones that can afford to move to NZ) or because people genuinely hate poms that much?
The bankers
And
The bonuses
wrote a paper in first year pol sci class saying we should become a republic.
the absolute state of being a naive freshman
>>68251832
Je t'aime bien
time to pay soldiers footballers' wages lads
>>68251899
soft cunts with poofter accents and they all play fucking football instead of rugby
farted from my posterior but smelt it in the anterior hmmm
>>68251866
wew it's getting hot lads
*takes off clothes*
>>68251901
Disgusting
>>68251895
alright lad let's all just fucking grunt and squeak at each other, would you prefer that?
>>68251923
thanks
>tfw a quebecois says something nice about the ROC
>>68251755
He is very skilled but his trash talking bores me tbqh.
Also he seems to pick on the nicer guys.
>>68251832
Will most people here even know who he is?
I know he is famous and all but I doubt non ufc fans will know/remember him.
Could someone sum up to me what is going on with Italy an the EU right now in a few lines of greentext?
*opens the window*
>>68251895
Is that even a cane or is it just a stick he picked off the ground?
baka famalam
>>68251917
rugbys shite you bender would batter you anyway
>>68251954
Cold out
>let's all just fucking grunt and squeak at each other
my name jeff LOL
>>68251953
>>68251953
>banking crisis
>referendum on constitutional reform rejected
>prime minister resigned
i think
need a poo but really craving a wank
what do i do first lads?
>>68251953
>Italy man loves EU
>Wants to take near-total control of the country
>Referendum required
>People tell him to fuck off
>>68251953
Establishment has been BTFO again
>>68251969
Could dumptruck you with a single wave of my left bollock you pommie runt
>>68251967
Wizard's staff tbqh
4,543,000,000 years ago, the earth formed
1,300,000 years ago, homo erectus came to be
200,000 years ago, homo sapiens came to be
35,000 years ago, humans first travelled to Europe
8,000 years ago, humans with white skin started to proliferate across Europe
Really makes you think
>>68251994
me on the right
>>68251985
>>68252006
Porque no los dos?
>>68251994
>>68252002
u wot mate
>>68252010
>>68252011
Thanks lads, down with the establishment
>>68251768
"""""battle"""""
>>68251979
>the tab
the biggest shit rag of them all
>>68251953
>mamma mia pizza fettuccine
I think that covers it
>>68251981
urrrrrrrgh urrgh ugh squeak
Haven't eaten over 500 calories any day for the last 3 months
Look like the lad from The Machinist aha
*does the runt grunt*
>>68252006
>do a poo and take your phone
>start doing something on your phone whilst doing a poo (possibly posting on /brit/ to say you're doing a poo)
>end up sitting on the toilet for a while even after poo is long finished
>end up doing a wank over something on my phone on the toilet
me sometimes 2bh
>>68251953
>italy in shit
>population refuse political reform
>italy continues to be in shit
giving poor people the right to vote was a mistake
>>68250798
>3-5 people
>Can't figure out who left moldy dishes in the sink
>Can't figure out the mystery person who turned the thermostat to 75F/24C in the middle of winter
>Can't get people to commit to equal levels of work on basic tasks like trash/sweeping/mopping
1 roommate, 2 max is the optimal roommate situation,
>>68252044
Do I lose any pork?
Not generally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McZm-TEFmeg
are frank
>>68252071
your family sounds thoroughly retarded mate
I hate communists
>>68251695
Not with that attitude you won't.
Are people who get really excited over kicking balls autistic?
So. Your place or my place?
Niggers and pakis? nah not a fan.
>>68252034
5,500 years ago civilization emerged
HOLY SHIT I SEE THE MISSING LINK
SUMERIANS WERE WHITE
really want to live in an old cathedral looking church
>>68252108
>kicking balls
YES please
>>68251855
Brexit has accomplished that
>>68252068
Yeah, why can't the EU just make all our decisions for us, they obviously know what we want
>>68252108
This gentleman is certainly retarded
>>68252095
>Family
I'm talking roommates, not family family
think there should be separate shops for pork products like bacon and sausage
they shouldn't be on regular supermarket shelves as they could easily trigger somebody
>>68252123
spoopy 0.o
>>68252135
oh fuck off
guys who don't like football are obviously benders
>>68252108
Are people who get really excited over chasing a tiny disk across a slippery surface autistic?
>>68252130
>Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 3h3 hours ago
>Did China ask us if it was OK to devalue their currency (making it hard for our companies to compete), heavily tax our products going into..
>their country (the U.S. doesn't tax them) or to build a massive military complex in the middle of the South China Sea? I don't think so!
>>68252065
>want to get dressed but have a small willy
>get some porn up so I can get a semi and feel better
>end up going all the way
This is genuinely how 90% of my wanks happen.
>>68252065
used to always play my gameboy on the toilet
wish the 90s had never ended desu
>>68252147
>>68252158
Agree
>>68252158
soccer is shit
requires fuck all skill too, have to laugh at how so many people are shite at it
>>68252137
that picture doesn't do justice to how strange that man looks
the way he moves and talks in the webm is something out of this world, i thought he was an alien the first time i saw him
Taking draws of a phat bedtime rollie my friends
Comfy
>>68252131
hmm no just the italian government should be ruled by the italian government instead of hundreds of layers of regional bureaucracy
very VERY tired
>>68252108
Possibly
>>68252160
No
>>68252206
get in bed
>>68252202
Give us a hit then la
>>68252147
God damn it Nigel.
I smirked.
when i watch sports i can feel my brain getting smarter by the second. fills the brain up with so much knowledge from all the sports i watch. love watching sports because it makes you smart.
>>68252189
>soccer
FOY
>>68252189
bendre
>>68252002
you know fuck all about it for being an italian
>>68252158
>>68252230
*feeds you a long draw*
Smoke up
>>68252169
There is nothing as terrifying as a truly just man.
>>68252173
what the fuck hahahhahahaha
so you're saying you can't get out bed or take your boxers off because you're scared to see your tiny pecker
i am HOWLING
>>68252241
my summation was the most accurate and concise ACTUALLY
patrician activity: reading the comments of pictures on wikifeet
>>68252241
>>68252202
Wish i could smoke again but it gave me the 'xiety and 'chosis tb h
>>68252034
>WE WUZ MONKEYS
>>68252290
>>68252290
>>68252290
>>68252290
done this new lads
>>68252275
>>68252275
You should do it with some homies you feel comfy being around with
Really gets the lolz flowing
>>68252173
Christ m8 the state
>>68252316
what the fuck mate
i can't relate because my penis is a decent size but surely you should be able to be comfortable with your own body :3 x