/brit/

'sterdam

The British? Not a fan

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Stool?

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Just getting a touch up

there is literally NO reason to want a new thread after the bump limit apart from wanting your autistic edition to be season

/brit/ would be a lot more comfier if threads lasted to a minimum of 500 posts without the worry of not making your post fearing a new thread

cara has no ass

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Need a bf

24hrs 30minutes (minus 8 for sleep, pooing, lunch etc) so 16.5hrs
1700 words
the race is on

>>68248630
he's here lads

Unionists are such mongs

we can't trust the Scots god knows why people think we can trust the Irish

>>68248625
me on the right right

>>68248630
>not wanting /brit/ to me on the front page to encourage new posters to join in and have more interestingcoversations

>>68248625
Who they

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>>68248646
Gagged

>>68248630
>/brit/ would be a lot more comfier if threads lasted to a minimum of 500 posts without the worry of not making your post fearing a new thread
Medical autism

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>>68248546
excellent edition

>>68248547
It's true. It doesn't apply to working class northerner Irish Catholics in England tho. I was raised in NI and heard stuff like that every day. Every Paddys day we made big bonfires and burnt Union jacks, same as how the Prods in NI burn our flag and say "kill all taigs"

I lived in a community full of ex paramilitary boys and many still had rifles and other firearms. Synthetic marijuana dealers got shot down the road from me.

shopping list
-new desk
-perhaps some shelves
-new pc
-gf

>>68248546

Fuck off

3 months
200 words
the race is on

>>68248664
>unionists
>Irish
Chatting clean shite so ye are

>>68248002
Enjoyed this pic. Want to save it but I have no idea when I'd ever use it.

>>68248660
explain what benefit it has?
/brit/ would be ideally comfy if it was just one thread that never ended
>>68248690
>wanting random JFs from the catalog to pipe up with their shit

Whats the website to buy a new telly on nowadays lads

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Daily reminder: celts are physically superior specimens for the most part, especially in ferocious combatitive sport

>>68248729
talking about the english people in the last thread stupid cunt stop sticking your beak in.

>>68248744
Use it when huns start chatting utter bollocks.

>>68248767
new-tellies.co.uk

>>68248547
not true at all

>>68248782
Ahh well then ye made a good post imo

>>68248759
300 is the only marker we have meaning it's the natural place to make a new thread

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>the absolute state of Italy

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>its a "she pretends to be offended over something i've said and forces me to apologise" episode

Ah yes, so called "women"

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The cats

if i ever get a gf/wife that i live with ill wear provocative clothing when im lounging around the house...


the clothes ill wear before bed at night will show off my frame well and ill also probably sleep in as little clothing as possible around her.

these are tactics we can use to increase the frequency of sexual events.

>>68248812
start of the threads is pure autism
shorter threads = less actual discussion

also the bump limit is 310 you absolute new cunt fuck off nazi twat

>>68248832
>FORCES me to APOLOGISE
Utter state of you, holy fuck

>>68248832
>dating a runt

>>68248546
this 2bh

>>68248809
Fuck off what would you know you Dublin shitebag

Unitonically grew up in an estate in county down where ex paramilitary men still held firearms and shot dealers

What would you know?

>>68248709
Weird, not come across anything like that myself, been loads too, even got an Irish passport because my mum's Irish.

Must be absolute scrotes doing this. Only people I know who do this are the ones that hate England but love Man United and all that

desu ladm8s

>>68248656
this literally isn't doable
you're going to fail, i hope it doesn't count for much

>>68248832
Did that to a girl once. She near had an actual mental breakdown.

>>68248873
literally this

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The hats

>>68248625

really get the lobes spinning

>>68248656
Bet you wish you were the Phantom Typer right now lmao x

“When I was young
I wanted to be just like him.
One of the charm, of a bright orange smile
and muscular laughter.
Bold brown eyes flashing fearless
when he sat not alone
on cold blue nights
in empty boxcars.

Riding a freight train’s
solitary wail
away from Nebraska
Depression, accompanying dreams
withered farms.
Nothing left but the
leaves of possibilities.”

>>68248872
>>68248866
The ironic thing is she got offended because I called her insecure

>>68248882
down isn't in the republic, none of what you said applies outside your middle east tier shithole

and no im not from dublin

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>yanks have started posting

>>68248882
96% of Irish lads are top banter but there's always a small minority who peddle this 'we hate le English' thing and go on about how they know lads who can fuck people up.

Utter scruffs

>>68248965
mmmmmm <3

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an entire box of oatmeal creme pies only costs $1.79

>>68248952
don't have the patience to deal with shite like that 2bh

would end up binning after the first convo

>>68248955
So you're not concerned with your countrymen in the occupied six? Sad free stater indifferent middle class scum

>>68248656
>>68248892
Is this a windup? I did a 4000 word Comp Sci essay in like 3 hours, starting at 5am to be submitted by 9.

best advice I've ever gotten regarding females is that ignoring them frazzles their brain
treat em mean keep em keen as they say

>>68248992
delete this image mate

>>68248995
naw i just couldn't care for your delusions desu

>>68248955
He never said anything about the Republic. He was talking about Ireland.

business idea: gluten-free car insurance

>>68248833
so cute :3

>>68248882
I don't want to get shot just because of my accent desu :c

Ireland seems uncomfy

>>68248997
>comp sci
maybe (but probably not) they're doing real subjects mate

>>68249039
Honestly don't know how the rational lads amongst you deal with bitter saddos like this.

It's like the EDL, they think they're some brave warriors but half their own people hate them

>>68249033
are we going to do this every time i post a frog

i enjoy posting frogs and do it quite often

perhaps we could compromise

>>68248977
Bet you're part Irish yourself

Cannot fathom willingly looking at the Irish with rose tinted glasses

>>68248833
would love to fucking boot the both of them and then stab on their heads after

sometimes I wonder why some people are fat

obviously, I know it's because they eat so much fucking food; the question is, why? what is the thing that compels them to take the extra portion?

>>68248994
Yeah I would but I'm bored atm

Just bit the bullet

>>68249057
t. history """""graduate"""""

if i ever had a gf id probably get her to unironically shitpost on 4chan with me one night.......

we could take pictures of her with proof of what day/time it is and make nerds sperg out and give her attention and ask about her feet lol......

>>68248977
>know lads who can fuck people up
But I do, I know it doesn't count for much here on a Mongolian basket weaving forum but I live amongst working class lads who have killed people. They don't play that game anymore however. I hate the Ulster scotch but I can't overlook the historical atrocities committed by the English and I won't. When you have family members who died because of that conflict the wounds are still fresh, it's beyond your comprehension clearly.

>>68248797
Oh Allah, please be real

why do the irish think they're hard

they literally got killed by people from the ireland next to them for decades and starved to death because they didnt have any potatoes

hilarious how pathetic their history is

>>68248977
>le hate British
It's present in like 70% of the population at the very least, and 90% hate the British government

You've probably only met soft handed dubs

>>68249081
Yes lad, dual citizen, even though my mum was born in Belfast and is basically English.

Just got a cheeky passport in case the whole brexit thing went tits up x

>>68249077
>perhaps we could compromise
i'm listening
make me an offer
>>68249089
americanised brainwashing by tv and all other media

>>68249010
This worked before tinder

>>68249045
the part of ireland in the uk isn't comparable to the real ireland

hence why his experiences in down aren't representative of the real ireland because they were in the uk

>>68249010
>dating a runt

>>68249100
this post is perfect.

it's so obvious why you don't have a gf.

>>68249089
nothing else brings them joy or satisfaction
eating is the only high point of their day so they go overboard

>>68248997
that's reassuring, I'll get it done tomorrow :)
it's just gonna be shite and it's a reasonable percentage of my grade + it's a meme course so i have to write properly

>>68248977
Are you under the impression that knowing paramilitary lads is a rarity in Ireland? Really?

>>68249134
i'll delete the next frog i post but leave that one

>>68249089
next time you're shopping look at what people are buying, seems most people only eat oven chips with some other frozen main shit

plebs the lot of them

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>micks have been triggered even without the influence of Ulster

>>68249160
delete this post mate

>>68249104
Tiocfaidh ár lá deartháir

>>68249104
It's funny because my grandparents moved here after half my family got obliterated by British forces in the Troubles so I was born in England.

I could be a plastic paddy whining cunt and bitter like you or I could not be a dickhead and realise that we live in a different age now and not pretend that I can feel the pain of my ancestors or whatever gay shit you cling on to to give you meaning in your life.

>>68249138
>real Ireland
Fuck off back to England, west Brit.

>>68249182
but there's no frog

>>68248646
Haram!

>>68249176
nah, that's not it otherwise I'd be fat too since I have an absolutely shite diet

dere's more to oirland

den dis

>>68249194
So you're underage? Seeing as The Troubles ended in 98.

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NI conflict kino

https://youtu.be/oVLRdI5MlSA

>>68249194
>le current year
>dude just like, forget the last 800 years man teehee

>>68249235
I SAID FUCKING DELETE IT
THIS ONE TOO

>>68249251
No lad, my grandparents had my mum and then the rest of em got wiped out by the Troubles and they moved here in the early 80s.

>>68249244
how old are you?

NO-ONE HERE GIVES A FUCK IF YOU'RE ENGLISH!!

1 IN 4 PEOPLE IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE (SCHOOL, WORK, SPORT, SOCIAL, FAMILY ETC) WERE ENGLISH

MOVE ON

>hurr in the north its different
don't care

>>68249251
What the fuck are you talking about you fool they started in 68 so it could be anytime between those years

>>68249283
hmmm i'm not liking this deal

>>68249288
Bet they were Protestants lmao

>>68249263
What's the point in being a bitter cunt lad? I've grown up in England and I love being English.

I don't know anybody our age who holds a negative view about the Irish or doesn't think what happened is terrible.

Don't see why on earth you'd prolong it with ill feeling.

Why get mad about something somebody's grandad did?

>triggered irish

ah yes

>>68249295
just the shut the fuck up i literally don't care
if you hate us that much don't post here, otherwise just be quiet and talk about doing a poo and having a wank

I was in a pet shop on Friday night, I saw a fish.
It was a really nice fish, I wanted it but I talked myself out of it.

When I got home I really wished I'd bought it, I don't know why, you might think it was just a fish but it was so cool.

On Saturday (Yesterday) I dug out an old tank from when I was younger and set it up. I am going to buy the fish. I am really worried he has already gone, he was so cool definitely a fish you would want to buy if you wanted to buy a fish.

I live so far away from the shop I won't be able to go get it until 6 ish tomorrow.
He has probably already gone, some kid probably bought it and put it in a bowl and it will be dead in a week.


:(

>>68249290
23 (I know I'm a fucking runt for still eating like a fresher)

plenty of obese 23 year olds so I don't want to hear the age ecuse

>>68249295
Do you have English people on the telly?

We have loads of Irish presenters and stars here but it seems like people over there would give more of a fuck

>>68249307
If his grandparents left in 68, then shit out some babies, then they had to grow up and then shit out another baby, then this lad is certainly underage.

>>68249295
>1 IN 4 PEOPLE IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE WERE ENGLISH
Where in the fuck do you live, shoneen bastard

>>68249333
No they were Catholics which made it ten times worse lel.

They got their shit kicked in and houses set on fire by the protestants and then the British forces fucked them up because they were Irish.

Genuinely sounds awful, feel really bad for my grandparents. Some protestants killed my grandad's cat and he went to bury it and a soldier walked past and thought he was burying weapons and beat the shit out of him.

Sounds like a right mental time.

the irish really have their tendrils in england


it seems remarkably few of us can think clearly on them with no bias

>>68249089
in a lot of cases its probably just a food quality issue. if you look at the people who are most obese, they tend to eat diets full of junk foods that don't have a lot of nutrients in them.

when you eat stuff that doesn't have much nutrition in it your body knows its eating but it doesn't know what to do with the lower-quality food so it stores it as body fat more readily and it also tells you to eat more of what you just ate because you're still starving what your body needs. eating junk food = lots of metabolic stress which makes you more hungry in the long run

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need a justine gf

>>68249377
He's English m8.

did italy just leave the EU

this seems like a big deal and nobody is talking about it

English people don't realise how different NI is as a community as a whole. Belfast is split in two by a peace wall. It wasn't a developed country until the early 2000's. I know countless boys who work ordinary jobs who have killed others when they were in their youth. Everybody was effected and most lost family members in the conflict. An SAS man was literally stabbed to death in a south Armagh pub near where I live.

>>68249295
Fuck that, no one cares in NI either bar
>"""""""""""'working"""""""""""" """"""""""""class"""""""""""
It's exaggerated on 4chan because by default the people who come on here are saddos obsessed with their perceived roots and achievement by proxy.

>>68249368
I'm in my early 20s lad.Mum was already born and grew up in Ireland before they had to leave.

best way to put down a horse?

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these borders are shit

>>68249361
Enjoyed every word of this x

>>68249338
Because you perfidious cunts have done it consistently for a millennium

Fuck off

>>68249295
Fuck that, no one cares in NI either bar
>"""""""""""'working"""""""""""" """"""""""""class"""""""""""
It's exaggerated on 4chan because by default the people who come on here are saddos obsessed with their perceived roots and achievement by proxy.

>>68249450
Because they're gerrymandered lad.

everyone with a british flag just shut the fuck up and let those irish mongs ramble on, they'll get bored if you don't reply

HATE these episodes, i've seen this one millions of times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0uhh9RvvAQ
EXTREMELY satisfying video
makes me want to buy a straight razor

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>>68249455
'You perfidious cunts'

See >>68249388

I get it from both sides, it's literally pathetic to carry this on.

>>68249361
Hope no one bought your fishbro desu

You sound like you really want him, post pics if you get it

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howling

REMINDER to all irish subhumans here

>>68249436
I'm on your side here lad but honestly stop posting this braggy shit. Aye lad its a bit rough up here but give over.

>>68249458
Go to Ardoyne. Then walk straight across the Shankill. Let me know how it goes.

>woman are more compassionate than men and never start wars
>immediately after giving birth, their endocrine system is flooded with a hormone that makes them want to murder their newborn child
hmmmmm

>>68249489
It's Irish vs northern Irish about how much people care about the troubles la

With a couple of English lads pitching in

THE BANKERS
THE BONUSES
THE NORTHERNERS
THE SOUTHERNERS
THE TROUBLES
THE PAKI'S

>>68249532
don't think we did a thing wrong in Ireland

having a cuppa and a bickie

>>68249417
it's not an EU referendum

>>68249560
don't care just shut the fuck up
heard this argument a million times before it's so boring

>>68249518
>i grew up in England
>i love being English
>"let me tell you about Ireland"
Naw lad why don't ye fuck away off, your grandparents would've been soup-takers too bet ye

>>68249538
Aye but they actually think English haters are a minority

>>68249436
weird to me how places like NI and former yugo states etc just move on from extreme violence in their recent past. Don't understand how people can just switch between the two

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Mummy's having a go at me

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won't delete this

>>68249451
thank you

>>68249525
thank you

"Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 19h19 hours ago
Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad"


oh my god hes actually going to be tweeting about dumb shit like this during his presidency isnt he


hopefully they wont force him to get someone else to run his twitter for him, i want it to stay like this forever.

>>68249623
outstanding post

>>68249602
Then they're being retards in all honesty

I really hate my family how do I deal with this lads?

>>68249600
Ah yes, I can't know anything of the troubles both sides of my family grew up in because I was born in England and enjoy being English because of crazy cunts like you.

Really makes me think.

There's a common theme and my mum is right, all those holding grudges are thick as pig shit with fuck all else in their life to vent at. She's completely right. You need help

>>68249361
good luck on rescuing him la

>>68249636
>still doesn't understand the genius of Trump's twitter
Sad!

>>68249660
kill them all jimmy

>>68249599
I'm not talking lad x

Just informing you it's the paddies flinging shit at each other, not Irish vs English again

>>68249623
delet this

>>68249623
delete this image PLEASE mate

i'm fucking begging you

The Irish diaspora are no more English than any other type of immigrant

which is to say not at all

>>68249666
>my mammy got away from it all and move into nice dilly dally England
>so now she somehow has the right to look down on the people she used to live alongside
Your ma's a cunt and she raised wan too

>>68249197
I'm Anglo-Irish, i.e. the real Irish.

>>68249361
saying a prayer for you tonight

>>68249679
whats the genius of it?

Why don't the EU/germans just stop with the stupid levels of migrants to stop annoying everyone?

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>>68249707
>>68249703
in your dreams

>>68249731
This la

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>muh troubles
>muh boarders
>muh Ireland

Who gives a fuck about your irrelevant island you freckled fucks.
I would love for us to come back and orchestrate another famine just to kill off more of you fucking paddies

>fuck thine mothers

>>68249737
The genius is that he talks absolute bollocks and everyone starts reporting on it. Meanwhile, actual damning shit is going on and gets brushed under the rug in favour of his mental tweets. Just look at the Hamilton thing that covered up his Trump University settlements.

>>68249738
because the powers that be want to create a modern day holocaust and flooding germany and europe with muslims is the fastest way to do it

>>68249766
Exquisite post

>>68249766
excellent post

>>68249667
thank you

>>68249736
thank you

>>68249766
*bombs your pub*
Heh, nothing personell sasanach

having a cheeky couple slices of toast lads x

>>68249731
Stop saying ma as if you can't type in full English you little prick.

She could be as bitter as anybody considering what happened, but she realises hating a nation of different people because of an issue with a small subset of elites is pointless.

You think they moved to England at the height of the troubles and everything went well and nobody resented them being Irish and fucked them over?

Grandad still had to mix concrete with his hands and have his car and house smashed in every other day.

Guess what, he's not a bitter cunt, even though on both sides he's been attacked, because it's fucking stupid to be so bitter.

God you're all inbred. I wish we could just cut NI off, no wonder the republic don't want you back.

>>68249735
>I'm not Irish
I noticed already.

my surname is O'Reilly and I live in Boston I'm literally as Irish as it gets

>>68249811
hope you choke

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>>68249748
DELET THIS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68249807
*it was a hologram*
*black and tans appear around you and rape your sister whilst taking your potatoes away*

>>68249766
fantastic post

was going to do something but now i cbf

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why do brits call cookies biscuits

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>arguments over NI and troubles
>English get most triggered
Good job lads keep at it.

"but it didnt deter tim" is an interesting phrase to say aloud

i am 18% irish

>>68249879
delete this entire website please mate

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praise Allah lads

>>68249852
*it was a hologram*
*IRA ambushes and decimates the dirty brits while singing Amhrán na bhFiann*

>americans call scones "biscuits"
what the fuck is wrong with them?

>>68249820
>union jack

jajajajajaja

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/23/censor-non-conventional-sex-acts-online-internet-pornography
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/porn-digital-economy-bill-age-verification-law-house-of-commons-parliament-a7445086.html
https://torrentfreak.com/ten-years-in-jail-for-uk-internet-pirates-how-the-new-bill-reads-161204/

lads what the fuck

>>68249819
>stop saying ma
>granda had to do manual labour
>there werent any bombs, guns, tanks, soldiers or beatings but muh concrete
This is why you never move to England, they infect you with this notion of supreme, undeserved smugness

Mon over lad so i can bounce your head off a hurl

>>68249879
they are biscuits
cookies are a type of biscuit

>Argentina has the Falklands emblazoned across all of their bank notes

Roaring more than I've ever roared

>>68249921
>flag of the British-created Republic
jajajajajajaj

>>68249933
Loving it derrylad, you tell em x

>>68249933
>Mon on over haha we're so different XD

Fuck off lad, it's pathetic. You'll waste your damp squib of a life on that miserable rock getting worked up that nobody over here cares about.

just wanked to some porn that contained spanking and female ejaculation

falklands war rid argentina of the dictatorship, literally the best think that ever happened to them

porn featuring girls with flat chests is banned in australia

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>arguments over troubles start
>EVERYONE takes it out on NI
N-not again

>>68249780
sounds pretty reasonable and that wouldn't surprise me


i also think he just likes to tweet a lot of dumb shit though. he has a handful of scandals and legal issues going on but he has a mountain of crazy tweets. i don't think there's a huge correlation between them

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>>68248828
>The state of the 'Euro'

>>68249976
>you'll spent your life in your homeland and raise 6 Irish Catholic children who aren't soft cunts and probably wont ever meet a paki like little Anglo children
Paradise in all honesty

>>68249914
*takes 6 counties*
*climbs into fedora and flies away*
hehe.... come get me now

>>68250017
I like it. This is the kind of shit that made us so white in the first place. Hardship breeds loyalty and loyalty is key.

>>68250017
don't like any type of Irishman lad

I find them all offensive

>>68249976
You're pathetic if you call yourself Irish yet describe Ireland as a damp miserable rock. Fuck off and die you rodent of the highest order.

>>68250011
who would want to wank to that anyway, unless they were a nonce?

>>68250030
RIP european empire, its time to split up again

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this is what i imagine him to look like when a /brit/ poster acts cocky and reckons he can smash anybody itt

>>68250045
*takes your flag off Belfast City Hall*
*fucks your women and baptises the children as Catholics*
heh, a loyalist running away, what a surprise.

>>68250041
>It's so awful all le troubles and bombs and tanks and guns it's so difficult you don't understand
>Oh, what's that? I mean, it's a paradise yeah, you're sooo fucked not coming over here.

Get a grip mate. Imagine when you die and you realise that you got all worked up over something completely irrelevant and all that anger was for nothing.

Literally howling

>>68250059
I call myself English lad, just happen to have an Irish passport I use to clean up spills :)

>>68250065
me

might make a sandwich
thoughts?

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what did she mean by this

>>68250076
>gets way too much credit
The gf has a bigger over-draft than me though

>>68250102
what kind of sandwich?

Any new memes made this weekend lads?

Feels good being Anglo-Irish lads.

Literally THE military and cultural backbone of the Empire. Pound for pound the most powerful race in the world.

>>68250111
wish i could help her make non-white babies

>>68250095
>le I am such a le pacifist and am not bound by artificial borders or identities le le le XDDD

Fuck off you soft little shit, why wouldn't we be angry over the illegal occupation of our land and people?

>>68249841
fucking rude
eating it now and managing to swallow fine so fuck you

>>68250095
We're not in the Troubles right now you twat, i only get about 4 bomb scares a year
Regardless I love living here cause it's where i belong unlike the knacker-tier family history you've got yourself

>>68250158
>Literally THE military and cultural backbone of the Empire.

Since when

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>micks hate us
>English hate us
C-cmon lads everybody likes Liam neeson and GoT is filmed here haha STOP IT

>Opticians don't lean in really close with a tiny torch anymore
FUCK SAKE

>>68250158
>tfw ulster-scot pleb

spare a (you) m'lord

>>68250124
dunno
shall have a rummage around the kitchen

>New Zealand PM resigned
What's going on in the world laddos?

im half german half french but i still feel british

>>68250191
Liam Neeson is Irish you hun bastard

would you date this girl for a period of 12 to 24 months if she paid you $82,000 a year to do it?

>>>/tv/76916871

>>68250065
DFC is God's gift to man

>>68250089
*flutters the cross of st george*
*suddenly you're in a dark room*
*you notice a single mouldy potato with you*
*you're trapped in the prison maze*
That's it.... dance, puppet, dance

>>68250178
>4 bomb scares a year
m8, there's 7 bomb scares per day in Northern Ireland on average.

Love it here though.

>>68250185
Since forever.

>>68250222
yes

I'd do it for free

>>68250017
as an englishman i don't mind the real irish but NI is just full of pure scum from both sides

>>68250111
If you do hate your whiteness, you literally are racist

70% of SAS troopers are scottish

>>68250168
Because we're not getting upset about WW2, because it's fucking over and irrelevant now. Thanks for the free passport lmao.

>>68250178
>We're not in the Troubles right now you twat, i only get about 4 bomb scares a year
>Regardless I love living here cause it's where i belong unlike the knacker-tier family history you've got yourself

It's like poetry, you guys really are something else.

>>68250111
why did you black out her twitter handle? just for that i'm going to give it out right now https://twitter.com/sheplaysalone

>>68250222
eh
feel i could do better on both ends yknow

>>68250226
*bombs the maze*
ez

>>68250250
Because Germany didnt occupy a chunk of your ancestral homeland you twat

>>68250253
not my picture, was wondering that myself

learn to read filenames

>>68250222
I would do it for janny's wages

>>68250231
I meant in my immediate area haha x
>Northern Ireland
No such thing
>>68250250
Your ma must've been so proud when she taught you to look down on the people who raised her and held her as one of their own
Till she fucked off like the wee craven bitch that she is
Nothing of value was lost

>>68250158
literally this, even though me and you are technically opposites

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anglo-irishmen are the only good thing to come out of that island 2bqh

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>alarm set for 6 hours and 50 minutes

>>68250259
mhmm...

*takes notes*

>>68250306
>No such thing
Good lad.

>>68250247
Scots are hardmen

English are hipster ponces

Irish are drunken reprobates

>>68250292
>We're attached by land therefore it HAS to be our country.

No lad, it's nationhood. Just because you share the same rock doesn't mean you're entitled to it.

>>68250306
I don't look down on Northern Ireland or Ireland, both great places, I look down on pointless and petty hatred that achieves fuck all.

Hopefully one day you get over it and realise 95% of people in England couldn't care less about the Troubles and don't harbour any ill feelings towards people there.

>>68250247
soap from call of duty is scottish

>>68250292
>Because Germany didnt occupy a chunk of your ancestral homeland you twat


Clearly you haven't heard of the channel islands

>>68250292
Channel Islands never 5get

>>68250353
>pointless
Well ye know what they say, ignorance is Brits

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>tfw bordered by commie ultra left wing socialist country
>tfw Ruled by caliphate of UK

babestation

>>68250273
*makes your ancestors emigrate to America*
*200 years later you are lectured on what st Patrick's day is about by an American*

>>68250369
>>68250359
but they're practically french

>tfw south eastern
reminder that the entire world thinks of MY accent when they hear "british"

>>68250353
It's been our country for thousands of years, inhabitanted and populated by Irish speaking Celtic Gaels

Ulster Scots have only been here for 300 years and had it not of been for the British army protecting them they'd of been whiped out completely

You're a dirty little traitorous cunt that needs a bullet in the temple

>>68250346
Scots are irish

>>68250384
If it kills you so much to be around Brits why not go post in Eire with your bros mate?

who /cuppinmeballs/ here?

at my school, we'd insult people by calling them T-blockers because T block was the special education building

>>68250413
How dare you

Get out my thread you bent frog nonce

>>68250413
NEVER
5
GET

>>68250443
me

>>68250439
Filled with anime cunts and frenchmen
Animeposters are NOT Irish

hmm

>Scots are Irish

Were they Irish when they contributed to ransacking your country

>>68250403
*laughs as you accidentally make us the most powerful people on the planet*
Thanks for playing.

>>68250391
Looking forward to conservative CATHOLIC Ulster marching on Dublin and making Ireland Ireland again.

>>68250426
>tfw brummie accent and got accused of lieing about being british by continentals because they're so unfamilar with it
REEEEEEEEE
not a paki either before anyone says it

>>68250437
No it's not lad, it belonged to a different tribe, you wouldn't say you're claiming it in the name of the West Ireland clan, yeah the displacement happened and it was wrong but that's history and it's not going away anytime soon.

Wishing death threats is a bit nasty lad x

>>68250205
Indeed my brother.

>Liberia is a country in West Africa which was founded, established, colonized, and controlled by citizens of the United States and ex-Caribbean slaves as a colony for former African American slaves and their free black descendants.


wish they woulda sent them all there

the US would be so, so different today. inb4 some black guy comes in here and says that we would have never won X war or invented X technology without them


btw, vote trump

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>dad doing a video call over the internet with his relative
>internet grinds to a halt

>>68250437
>ULSTER SCOTS ARE EVIL INVADERS
>Scots are Irish
Truly amazing Seamus

>>68250439
They are so jealous, they cry about us while sucking us off

>>68250485
>doesn't know the difference between Highland Scots and Lowland """"Scots""""
Magine

what are ulster scots
what are anglo irish

>>68250529
hello rasheed

>>68250466
>hates Brits
>hates Irish he doesn't like even more

wish i had a gf so i could beat the shit outta her on a regular basis........

must be nice to have someone to bully

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Probably because the only fish she has touched in her life was battered the fat cunt

>>68250529
Two of the biggest memes going horse
>>68250542
Dubs aren't Irish

how to move london
1.get married to brits
2.working holiday VISA
3.study in london
4.find Job in london

which is the best? :3

>>68250475
Tribe? That means nothing. They shared the same language and identity. Ireland was once united under Brian boru. That's like saying Britain can control all of Ireland it's okay because they were all different tribes. Arguments like that work for Africa because they actually have tribal differences in language and culture but here we share it all.

>>68250529
ulster scots are scum
anglo-irish are wonderful fellows

staying on my mate's couch

think his gf fancies me a bit

>>68250565
Honestly lad I was just teasing you and the other lad a bit but it seems you're both getting very upset and wishing people died.

Chill out, I genuinely couldn't care enough to upset two lads over the internet and trigger them this much.

>>68250561
London is great if you have a lot of money, shit if you don't

i wonder if you can buy the knickers you see wedged up all these different fannies on babestation

xx0478

i think you are on the incorrect board

>>68250576
Might aye
Don't be at anything though lad, you're better than that

>>68250464
good la

>>68250472
Define "powerful"

By this logic bacteria are the best life form although that's a fair comparison of the Irish specimins

>>68250606
think it would be a bad idea in almost every way tbf

just killed a spider

murdered it in cold blood

ended its existence

took away everything it is, was, and would be

>>68250596
Gaels = Irish
Those other two = shoneens
>>68250620
Good lad

>>68250576
you should bang her tonight, she'd probably enjoy the thrill of how bad it feels

Nobody ever has or ever will care about Ireland

>>68250613
>define "powerful"
wew

>>68250624
spiders are supacool in my book, roaches and flies not so much

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>>68250588
then I'll get married to rich arab and move to london

Alright lads Irish banter was ok for a while, bored of it now, stop it.

>>68250560
No true Irishman you could say

>>68250654
Stfu

Australian spiders kill people

>>68250597
lad...

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>>68250596
We're a divided people, both from internal and external influences

Northern Irish
Ulster scotch
Irish nationalist (NI)
Anglo Irish
Norman Irish
West British
Gaelic Irish
Black Irish

And then we have the inhabitants of limerick

>>68250613
>specimins
Rasheed

>>68250596
>divvy themselves up into all these little sub-groups like ulster scots, anglo irish, gaels, etc
literally nobody does that outside of 4chan lmao

t. dubliner

>>68250478
bit racist

what's happening to europe?

can we keep all of this autism contained in /eire/
i literally could not care less

all i want to know is who's doing a poo and who's having a wank

>>68250709
all me

>>68250673
>putting his hands round the horses throat
Eejit, knackers can't even ride horses properly