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säästöpainos
muistakaa optimoida mediatiedostonne!!!
remember to optimize your media files!!!
jotta hiro ei kuole nälkään
so that hiro doesn't starve to death
remember
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Oisinpa
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>>68237461
https://youtu.be/Z7WVXPctV5U
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kanstn säst mmi enem
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how many young finns in real finland can speak english at least you guys level?

90%?
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>>68237461
miten optimoidaan mediatiedostoja?
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>>68237601
100% of adult fennoswedes can

most regular finns can write and understand it really well but can't pronounce things properly
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>>68237686
>can't pronounce things properly
so kawaii
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>>68237601
People under 30yo pretty much everybody except seriously retarted.
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säästöpupu
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miten optimoidaan täydellisesti?!?!?!?!?!
haluan armottomasti pakottaa tätä paskaa
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fags
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APUA

miksi 3.5kt vaikka säästin?
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>>68237867
This.
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>>68238036
tissit tai gtfo
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>>68237605
SÄÄSTÄ NYT JUMALAUTA
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>>68237461
what an interesting language
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Give me one

ONE

reason not to learn the Finnish language.
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>>68240091
u litrl cnt
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>>68240036
MITEN
SÄÄSTÄN
NÄIN
HYVIN
APUA APUA
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>>68240527
>paint
>tallenna kuva nimellä
>valitset sen BMP yksivärinen bittikartta muodoksi

ja sit sun pitää usein leikkii niillä väreillä vähän että siitä saa vielä jotain selvää kaksi värisenä, mutta paintillä ei oikeen pysty

ja toki voit muuttaa resoo pienemmäksi

ihan lopuks tallennat sen PNG:nä
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>>68240638
Jaa, tämän pienemmäksi en saa säädettyä.
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>>68241404
joo sun ois pitäny kai tallentaa PNG:nä niin se säilyy kaksivärisenä
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>>68241829
PNG:nä siitä ~200KB
Kait tein jotain väärin kun menin lisäksi GIMPillä sörkkimään
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>>68237686
vat duu juu miin bai tät? ai kän pronauns evriting korektli! duu som riiserts bifoor sei'ing bulshit laik tät.
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Missä te kaikki olette?
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>>68249411
tuol oli toinenki lanka
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>>68238036
tää

they like asses too much
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oispa loli
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Oispa kuudere kiisupojuyde
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>>68249411
Oon kännis kjeh kjeh
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>>68249411
Ñuñoassa
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Turr murr
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ei jaksa säästää
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>>68250192
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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lol apua pitäis nukkua mutta liskot pelottaa liikaa
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>>68250110
Tässä.
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>>68250236
brings me memories :3
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Ootte kaikki niin söpöjä ja ihania!!! <3
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is it true that you guys beat some finn tripfag up during a meeting
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oispa CC rönttönen
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>>68250289
Hollanti
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>>68250282
>>68250282
Mennäänkö nyymiseni naimisiin?
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>>68250268
oho
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>>68250289
yksi ihan helvetin pieni kalja ja tuulimylly jolla on puukengät, kiitos
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kuka tuo nainen on joka on tapettu tai mitä siis se oli tehny

oon ryypänny pari päivää ja pelannu wowia nii en osaa ees lukee noita uutisia silleen että saisin jotain kuvaa
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>>68250268
lolit ovat parhaat animetyttojä
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>>68250291
oispa röpötti
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>>68250364
se valitsi kohteet satunnaisesti

piste
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>>68250337
perkele vittu saatana :-----DDDDD
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>>68250320
Kyllä, mennään!
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>>68250442
lul
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>>68250236
Minkä takia jotkut hymiöistä ovat väärinpäin?
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onks mämmi tehny jonkun miitin

mistä jäin paitsi?
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>>68250528
juuh Oulun toripolliisin patsaan edessä pidettiin miitti ja paikalle ilmaantui 17 henkeä joista 2 oli tytyjä ja 4 oli ansoja
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>>68250219
juuh, menis liikaa säästämällä epäselväksi
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>>68250402
jaa

no mä jatkan sekoilua
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>>68250619
hmm okei...

kuvia? tapahtuiko mitään mainitsemisen arvoista?
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>>68250528
Imatralla yritettiin miittailla, mutta lehdistö eksyi paikalle ja Jori vähän pimahti.
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>>68250638
Eikö tosta saisi vielä vähän säästeliäämmän? Muut kuvat olet saanut alle 10kb mutta tuo on 276kb, ei kovin säästeliästä?
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>>68250619
...Hahaha!

Nojaah, onneksi olkoon.
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Koitan tehdä kenttää Arma kolmoseen.

lol apua
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>>68250528
Kuopion keskutassa oli yks miitti pari viikkoa sit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPLc4FvNxQ

tossa on video ku /mämmi/n kiintiöneekeri oli juonu Apteekkarissa kolme viinipulloo, vaahtoripulijäbä kuvas videon
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>>68250699
juuh mutta oonkin eri joka ei ossaa.
t. erimies on Very Miäs
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*postaa epäsäästeliäästi ja nauraa*
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>>68250812
raportoin sut nettipoliisille saatana
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>>68250219
>>68250638
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I wish I could speak Finnish. I really like the culture (and women :D)
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>>68250867
Quarter Pounder juustolla, keskikokoiset ranet ja iso kokis kiitos
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>only finns in this thread
Let's change that
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>>68250985
VITUN AURINKO
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>>68250985
post nipple
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>>68250985
Argentiinalainen ihanuus <3
Como estas hombre?
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>>68250974
Is this what we fought for? Fat fucking finns?
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>>68250867
iso lautasellinen popkornishrimppiä hunaja-kastikkeella ja lasillinen sasparillaa

>>68250985
lammasta perunalohkoilla ja jälkiruoaksi gelattoa
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mikä on vesikuuron ja sadekuuron ero
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>>68250985
Literally 6 different nationalities have already posted here (besides us ofc)

Why is mämmi so diverse
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>>68251058

Why do you guys keep asking me for food :(
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>>68251094
Because American food is god tier desu
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>>68251177

Come here and I'll take you around to places to eat and drink Finnbro
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>>68251177
No hyi helvetti
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>>68251094
finns are genetically very hungry because we remember the hunger pains
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>>68251208
Eat good food and drink beer?
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>>68251294
se tunkee sen pippelin sun peppuun
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Tulkaa Chileen.
Aion kokki teille
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>>68251294

Yes, very much beer actually. I like to drink.
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>>68251354
900 euron lento.
Kallista.
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>>68251354
kokata*
tyhmä huora
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>>68251412
Can you handle strong liquor?
Will i get penetrated by you in my boipussi?
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>>68251412
Quality beer is the best thing ever. Too bad it contains xenestrogens though so I rarely get drunk with it cause I don't want mantits
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>>68250764
>"Jou jou refugees welcome"
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>>68251509
no onhan toi nyt aika hyvin assimiloitunu kulttuuriimme
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>>68251439
>Kallista
voi olla

>>68251453
>tyhmä
tiedän
>huota
en oo, saatana
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tapankohan mä itteni tähän tuoliin kun oon tehny harjoitustyötä nyt 15h putkeen ja samalla selaillu mämmiä
deadline ois huomenna apua
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>>68251569
Pitäisi antaa kansalaisuus kun noin hyvin on oppinut maan tavoille.
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>>68251591
postaa tisit
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>>68251488

I really wanna do the whole finnish sauna with a cold beer thing
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>>68251591
huora*
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>>68251668
I can't do it, I got close to fainting when I tried. I hope you're luckier than me.
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>>68251668
It's super comfy. Especially in the summer at your summer cottage next to a calm quiet lake
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>>68251668
You absolutely have to come to Finland and experience it!
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>>68251773

Yeah that sounds real comfy
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>>68251825

I'd love to! I kept trying to tell myself that Norway or Sweden would be a fun trip but I can't help but like Finland the best :)
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>>68251488
estrogeeni ei tee mitään ilman testosteroni salpaajaa
t.ansailu pro
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>>68251668
Silly murikan. Go to some north-eastern native camp, ask to use their sweatlodge and have a beer afterwards.

Naked.

In the snow.
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>>68251773
it's not necessary to have a beer for it to be super comfy
Finland is best
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>>68251854
Norway has some very beautiful scenery and nature, but Finland is the only proper place for sauna and beer.

Also during winter, saunapalju(pic) is god tier
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>>68251877

I've been to a native sweat lodge in Oklahoma. It was alright, I was the only white person.
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>>68251888
good numbers but no it is necessary
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>>68251869
ne ei se naiseks tietenkään tee niin kuin hormoniterapia mutta korostaa naisellisia piirteitä ja laskee mieshormonia joka on huono asia niille miehille ketkä on ok sukupuolensa kanssa
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>>68251908
MEE VITTU AVAN_KOON
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>laita nukkumaan kymmenen maissa
>yli 30h valvomista taustalla
>herää viiden tunnin kuluttua nukahtamisesta jotenki automaagisesti
>chilitöpö ei ollut siltikään postannut peppuansa

Nyt takas nuqquun kait.
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>>68251968
Ei korosta naisellisia piirteitä sun kehos nostaa testotasoja jos kehoon joutuu estrogeeniä, yleensä manboobsit tulee jos on ylipainoinen ja keho ei pysty tuottaa tarpeeks testoja.
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>>68251869
No et kyllä mikään pro taida olla kun estrogeeni itsessään jo laskee testosteronia

Oli joku tutkimus estrogeenia muistuttavista kemikaaleista joita löytyy muoveista, shampoosta jne ja ne yksinään pystyivät kirjaimellisest muuttamaan miespuolisen rotan naiseksi

Että eiköhän ne selitä osittain sen miksi miehet on mieleltään sekä keholtaan heikompia kuin ennen ja liberaalit arvot kukoistaa
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>>68252134
Niinhän se ikävä kyllä menee.
Hedelmällisyyskin laskee samalla ja sitten päättäjät ja pankit huutaa neekereitä apuun.
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>>68252039
En. Mene.
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>>68252106
No pikaisella googlettamisella löyty pari tutkimusta jotka todistaa sut vääräks

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/09/bpa-testosterone-bisphenol-a-_n_3246042.html

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20467048

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23405234

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11137303

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960076010003572
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>>68251962
hm, I tried it both ways and both were good.
which beer do you guys drink?
I just can't enjoy most beers and always end up drinking just vodka.
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>>68252234
the cheapest one

karhu/koff/karjala/nobelaner/olutolut/tuborg, depends on the shop

best way to celebrate the day off because of independence day
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how are the '100 years of Finland' things going? what kind of special things are planned for 2017?
apart from the refugees' "uusi Nokia"
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>>68252210
no tietty suuret määrät haittaa mutta sä et pysty juoda niin paljon olutta
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>>68252327
I wish chile girl will peg me on the 100th year birhtday of Finland
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>>68252327
To be honest I haven't heard of anything special. Just people screaming about refugees mostly and norway maybe givin us some bit of some mountain.
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Voisi mennä hailimaan uniin.
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>>68252327
We give money to illiterate niggers in Africa.
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>>68252389
Actually they won't be giving it as it turns out it's against the constitution
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>>68252389
Sanoivat jo, ettei ne anna sitä.
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>>68252325
oh
I didn't like them. I could only stomach a bunch of Nobelaners after drinking a lot of eesti alcohol. I guess I'm just not a beer person.

>>68252389
I thought that the mountain thing wasn't going to happen after all?

>>68252428
I thought that you were giving money to finnish girls so that they could tour through Africa 'teaching kids to code' (that seems so ridiculously out of touch with reality)
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>>68252442
No nyt vittu taas
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>>68252595
wait, if I see cute nude finnish bois, I may forget the one that is messing up with my heart


...nah, that's stupid
I keep thinking about him like a retard anyway
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Ins'Allah veljet!
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>>68252732
tapa ittes
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>>68252810
Niinhän ne monesti tekeekin, räjähtävin seurauksin...
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neljältä aamulla
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>>68252717
Just install instagram and serch for finnish boys.
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>>68252717
You sound like you are in a need of a good dickings? Must be horribele being in some nigger-tier country without any big mongol dick
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>>68253018
that will not fill the void in my heart
it's not worth trying
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>>68253153
fug, wrong pic

>>68253125
I don't know a thing about dicks
maybe they have healing powers, but it does not seem worth to soil my body to discover whether it's true or not
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>>68253153
It will bring some short term satisfaction. Also drink more. You are having laskuhumala. Drink more and happiness overcomes it.
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>>68253198
>I don't know a thing about dicks

Dont lie on the internet.
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>>68253219
nah, I cried during all the afternoon and I was very sober

>>68253241
I only ever had sex with one person, I don't know if his dick was supposed to be big or small or whatever
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>>68253219
I am drinking more anyway
to me it's always 'difficult' to start drinking, but once I get the rhythm, I drink a lot really damn fast
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>>68253286
Fucking slut
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>>68253286
Dont cry chili. There are still many dicks for you out there ;_; no need to cry over them. Maybe some nyymi will get drunk and send you nice pics.

But for now post melancholic music and lets dwell on all the things wrong with the world and our lifes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHVcYebknTM
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>>68253351
desu I really wanted to kill myself but I wanted to know what sex was like.
I trusted that man. We grew closer, I was too much of a coward to actually try killing myself in more effective ways as I used to do it when I was a kid.

I'm glad I didn't kill myself (it's just some chemical imbalance that probably comes from my father's side of the family), and had that relationship with him, but I know I'll keep feeling dirty forever.
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>>68253466
>But for now post melancholic music and lets dwell on all the things wrong with the world and our lifes.
I like gondolas for that
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>>68253533
>I'll keep feeling dirty forever.

I have never understood this. I have met 50 y.o women who tried to fugg me and that experience feels more like comedy to me than "dirty".

Might be some weird defence mechanism.
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finnlan make a job in uni for me right now
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>>68253605
meh, maybe it's the result of being surrounded by hardcore catholics when growing up.

I still kind of feel that my ex is the only person it'd be ok to have sex with.
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>>68253677
Yeah my family is mostly reclusive drunks but sexuality has never been a problem in my household.

Also get some dick gurl. You need it. Or drink till you wake up from hugging your toilet seat. It should cheer you up.

How much does a gram of dank kush cost there btw?
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>>68253777
good numbers

>Also get some dick gurl. You need it
I'm a huge assburger, even if I wanted to get it, I'm not sure if I could, things with my ex happened in a very weird way.
I shouldn't drink much, I've never puked from drinking, but I'm taking medication

>dank kush
it's probably cheap, or at least, affordable, but the only time I ever tried weed, I mostly lost consciousness right away (except for one brief window in which I felt terrified), and the next day I puked everywhere.
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>>68237461
Can I have qt Finnish boipussy?
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>>68253657
Impossible. The government has made serious cuts in the education. Our universities are struggling to find finances.
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>>68254061
My bp is reserved for chili girls strap-on
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>>68254108
What If I wear a wig and dress.
Close enough?
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Naurattaa se ajatus että tsili psötön eksä on jossain masentuneena yrittämässä hirttää itseään koska sen ensimmäinen ja ainoa parisuhde elämässä epäonnistui heti
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>>68253923
>I'm a huge assburger, even if I wanted to get it, I'm not sure if I could, things with my ex happened in a very weird way.
What happened? Sounds like a traumatic experience. Do you want to tell or should we just drop this?

>lost consciousness right away (except for one brief window in which I felt terrified), and the next day I puked everywhere.
That doesnt sound like weed at all... what the hell? Did you buy it from some shady guy who you had never met?

> I shouldn't drink much, I've never puked from drinking, but I'm taking medication
Drink more and the true soul of the finn will come clearly to you.
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>>68253923
>I'm a huge assburger

doesn't matter when you're a girl

having sex as a girl is unbelievably easy, while most men get rejected several time

there's a reason why 20% of men do the 80% of sexings
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>Suomi
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>>68254076
fug
literally why
i could make finnlan great again
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>>68254141
Sure if you're coming to Finland.
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>>68254204
>What happened?
I was in a weird (suicidal, very impulsive and irrational) state of mind.
>>68253533

>Did you buy it from some shady guy who you had never met?
My ex gave it to me, he'd get high on that all the time.
we were already in a relationship and all that

>Drink more and the true soul of the finn will come clearly to you.
will do
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Muistakaa, että tytyiliyjät elävä
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oon asperger autism lappsi ja mula on ikki oma apu apustaja
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>>68254333
aijaa ok
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would you fug?

Canada, yes!
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>>68254383
yksi vitun lehti kiitos
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>>68254383
unless it's a trap, no
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>>68254383
Vitun lehti
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>>68254238
having sex with a random stranger is surely easy (of course, I haven't done that), but actually finding someone who wants you as a girlfriend, to spend time together and care about each other is next to impossible when you're an assburger, male or female. I found that person in my ex, and it was an extremely lucky thing, but he had a complete mess in his life and didn't do shit to fix it, and never seemed to care about me that much.
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vitun suomalainen
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>>68254423
You should leave. The men on /mämmi have already made their minds about women. They're bitter losers and desu, they would make very shitty boyfriends with their illusions.
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>>68254423
sex is fun though. you don't need to be in a relationship in order to have it.

I'd literally pound 95% of the girls I see that are around my age, but it's so damn hard to have their consent when you're not a dominant alpha male :(
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>>68254507
Tää on varmaan aika totta jos pitää myöntää.
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>>68254507
I should
I only really come to talk and laugh. After what happened, I wouldn't try to get a new boyfriend from mämmi. If I end up travelling/moving to Finland again (because I might, due to my company), I know I'll be as much of an outcast as I was before, and I've always been an outcast in Chile as well.
Meh. raging anonymously at /pol/'s idiocy is fun
as an assburger woman, I'm an outcast everywhere.
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>>68254576
I'm uncomfortable around 'alpha males', and it's frustrating having to take the initiative -every- time when approaching a 'beta' (and of course I got rejected every time except one, then again I'm talking about relationships and not casual sex). I'm not a dominant person at all, and that makes me feel so unfeminine.
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>>68254256
gtfo you hoe
all cocks in mammi belongs to me
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>>68254762
>I'm not a dominant person at all, and that makes me feel so unfeminine.

you got it mixed up my friend.

being masculine is basically synonymous to being dominant, assertive and independent, while being feminine is synonymous to being submissive, caring, empathetic, dependent etc. (even though feminists wont admit it)

embrace those feminine traits
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>>68254585
En sano et mä oon elämässä hirvee hyvin pärjänny. Mulla on paska koulupaikka ja paska työ, mut jollain tapaa sain söpön tyttöystävän. Pointti on se et /mämmi on ihan itse kuoppansa kaivanut mun mielestä.
>>68254679
Finnish men in general make poor boyfriends. There a reason the saying "Finnish man doesn't kiss nor does he talk" is true. Lots of Finnish women live in relationships without good sex life or affection.
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Nëëd för Spede
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>>68254762
>I'm not a dominant person at all, and that makes me feel so unfeminine.
I'm guessing you meant submissive. Which is perfect because i want a gf who's willing to take the control ;)
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>>68255046
>Spede

it's le assburger man
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How did you people end up in Hungary?
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>>68254924
I meant that I don't like extroverted guys (those are normally alphas), because they make me uncomfortable, and they usually avoid me anyway
So I go for introverted guys (usually betas), but they tend to lack those 'masculine' traits. So I have to lead everything or no relationship could ever happen, and while I don't mind having initiative, because I know men are not mind readers, I'd rather behave in a more feminine way.

>>68254998
my ex did show me his love, but the main problem was that he did not care about his own life (no education or job, drunk/high almost every day, didn't particularly seem interested in learning anything, didn't care enough about helping me learn finnish or adapt to finland since he wanted me there, expected me to put all the effort all the time and he seemed to not have any determination to do anything), and didn't value the things he had. Those don't seem to be 'finnish attributes'.

Anyway I can't say much about chilean men either. Chileans in general are very dishonest and not direct when they speak. I can't stand those traits. Of course, I'd rather get to know a person first, but still. And anyway I want to leave Chile permanently, most chileans like their country and would rather stay there (I love Chile, but almost everything is in Santiago, and Santiago is too polluted and hot for me)
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>>68255113
I meant dominant

>and that makes me feel so unfeminine
refers to taking the initiative all the time
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>>68255291
Your ex seems to be a standard NEET Finnish male. Also I don't quite believe you. Nothing personal, just that I don't believe anyone when their talking about other persons. Their stories and probably yours are biased to one direction or the other.
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>>68255316
>refers to taking the initiative all the time
you're a female so you don't have to.
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>>68255417
I had to with my ex

>>68255377
honestly, I wouldn't have minded him being like that if it was clear that it'd be temporary, but he seemed to only hope things would change, he never really showed any real determination towards improving things.
I shouldn't really talk about him in more detail than this, but it was exactly as I said.
Which part do you not believe?
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>>68255503
>which part
I can't really tell. But just something tells me to keep my guard on. I feel like you're biased towards your views on. Like you want to see him better than what he really is. Putting an emphasis on all the good things he's done.
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>>68255588
well, I love him
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>>68255630
Love has ruined so many lives before. Don't get me wrong, I believe in love. But too often it prevents us from seeing the truth. That the person we love is actually a bag of dicks.
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>>68255291
I'm a masculine introvert.
t. Homosexual
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>>68255712
I already broke up with him anyway. With him, I'd have no future.

>>68255735
I know that your kind exists.
it's just that I've had awful luck at love
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>>68255837
Doesn't have seemed to change to fact that you love him. But time will heal that. Because time heals everything. Or not.
>>68255735
>homosex
Tuutko mun kanssa elokuviin?
>>
taidan mennä nukkumaan kun täällä on nyt niin säälittävää menoa
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>>68255902
Missä?
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NYT ON KYLLÄ OLLUT /MÄMMI/SSÄ AIVAN LIIKAA ENGLANTIA VIIMEPÄIVINÄ ELIKKÄS SE OLIS NIIN ETTÄ
>FOREIGNERS OUT RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
JA SIILITÖTTÖ ALKAA PUHUMAAN MAAN KIELTÄ
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>>68255934
Hese.
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LAKUPIIPPU
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>>68255950
älä suutu
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>>68255958
Tilapäisesti vähän liian kaukana.
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>>68255950
Calm your autism, nigger, or Ill take away your mämmi.
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>>68256116
>>68255958
Aiotteko nussia?
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>>68256156
What does mammi taste like?
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>>68256382
I would say that it has really distinctive taste of mämmi with a little hint of mämmi.
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>>68256382
Black tar heroin soaked in female ejaculate, with just a pinch of the saltiest fucking licorice you've ever tasted.
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>>68256382
Like shit
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>>68256382
like sweet burnt bread
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>>68256225
I fixed the typo and made your boobs more realistic. Is it fine now? I know the greentext abou boibucci is still little bit hard to read. I should really have to start saving more often so I could backtrack if I have issues but fug it for now
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>>68256716
it's ok, you're a funny anon

the idea of breeding with all of /mämmi/ seems more and more fun as I run out of vodka
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>>68256813
I will screencap this for future use and take it out of context if you don't mind
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>>68256859
sure, if I didn't like getting bullied, I wouldn't come here
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>>68256973
I made the last touch to the pic too
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>>68256973
>tfw Chile tyty wants to be a mother for Finnish children
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>>68256458
What does mammi taste like?
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>>68256382
There is video series that explains to you murricans what finnish food is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxSsSKy3Xsw
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>>68256992
good

>>68256994
is this really a surprise?
but, my kids should have a father in their lives, and he must not be a hopeless neet
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What would happen if you stole a bowl of mâmmi out of a Finn's hands?
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>>68257087
Yea...uh...yea theres...yea...tons of dairy...and...yogurt...and...yea its very delicious...
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>>68257103
Jos kirjoittaisin sulle pienen kirjeen ja veisin sen laatikkoon.
Avaisitko sen ja lukisitko loppuun.
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>>68257267
>>68257267
Oh yeah there was the more articulative guy too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g-ko6tvry8
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>>68257285
joo

>kirjeen
minkälainen?
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>>68257310
I was joking, thanks for the...uh...like...video.
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>>68257430
Np if you are interested that guy talks more about finnish stuff too on that channel. It's fun to watch how murricans try to understand finnish culture
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>>68257430
that is quite gay, USA-chan
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>>68257334
You can probably guess what kind of letter <3
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>>68257482
if it's lewd, I don't want it

if it's nice, I'll accept it gladly

if it's about communism or about the Neuvostoliitto, you'll have to be the father of my kids
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>>68257459
Tbh I find Finnish cuisine quite fascinating. I think the only thing Ive tried that was actually FROM Finland was Sahti, which was pretty good. Better than I thought it would be.
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>>68257549
Oi suuri ja mahtava Neuvostoliitto
sun synnytti valtava Venäjänmaa.
Sun luonut on kansojen yhteinen tahto,
sun mahtis on jatkuva aikojen taa.

Oi suuri, vapaa synnyinmaa,
sun kunniaasi kaiuttaa
kansojen ystävyys murtumaton.
Sun lippuasi seuraten
neuvostoihminen
voitosta voittoon astuva on.

Niin suuri on Lenin. Hän kirkasti tiemme,
kun aamuun me astuimme myrskyistä yön.
Ja Stalinin johdolla taistoissa, työssä
me nousimme kuntohon sankarityön.

"Oi suuri, vapaa synnyinmaa,
sun kunniaasi kaiuttaa
kansojen ystävyys murtumaton.
Sun lippuasi seuraten
neuvostoihminen
voitosta voittoon astuva on. "

Me taistellen nostimme armeijan maasta,
kuin myrsky me käymme päin valloittajaa.
Nyt iskemme puolesta lastemme lasten
ja eestä sun kunnias, neuvostomaa.

Oi suuri, vapaa synnyinmaa,
sun kunniaasi kaiuttaa
kansojen ystävyys murtumaton.
Sun lippuasi seuraten
neuvostoihminen
voitosta voittoon astuva on.

Please marry me.
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>>68257549
Did someone say Neuvostoliitto?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9gSisrZYOQ

Too bad I'm libertarian ;_;
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>>68257598
huuttista
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Näin unta, että pelasin WoWia ja olin itse se hahmo. Yhtäkkiä paikalle ilmestyy kasa huoria tiukoissa ja lyhyissä mekoissa ja seinässä on gloryhole, josta ilmestyy valtava neekerikyrpä. Päätin ottaa kuvan siitä ja osa niistä meni poseeraa sen kyrvän viereen samalla kun yks otti suihin.

En tiedä kyl taas.
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>>68257581
I was joking, and you only copied the lyrics to the beautiful song. An actual letter should have more creativity.
besides you're probably a neet, and don't really want to love me.

>>68257598
what kind of libertarian?
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>>68257657
älä katso pornoa
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>>68257734
En mä koskaan tollaselle pornolle runkkaakaan, siks mietinkin asiaa.
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>>68257745
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>>68257693
Well more accurate term would propably be minrachist. Small goverment, small corporations with as much as possible personal freedoms without having even private power too much centralized so nobody would have overwhelming power over the system.

Kinda like what the U.S was meant to be before they started fucking everything up and givin corporations special discounts and "get out of jail"-cards and making corporations part of the legislative powers by lobbyists and stuff.

The original libertarianism and minarchism didn't take in account these large corporations that could amass large amounts of power within them so goverment shouldn't allow them to exert their power over people just as we feared that big goverments would
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>>68257781
tl;dr I want to live in forest in a small cabin and live from the nature
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>>68257693
i was actually gonna write you a lovey-dovey letter but communism isn't fine :(
>>
Ei vittu te ootte säälittäviä
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>>68257848
Nytkö vasta huomasit?
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>>68257781
ok, thanks for the explanation.
I'm not a communist, I'm going through some weird phase of questioning my ('leftist') beliefs
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>>68257826
I was memeing about communism

>>68257801
very finnish
>>
I like memeing with finns about communism and the soviet union because it's my way to feel less sad about the winter war things I saw and heard at Imatra
Those Finns were badasses
>>
>>68257880
>>68257928
>it's just a meme
it's still stupid, my friend drew a minion on his dick and then said it's a meme
>>
Miksi neekerit neekeröi?
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>>68257880
Tuntisitko vielä vanhan kaipauksen
olisitko valmis mua kohtaamaan
Tulisitko asemalle mua vastaan
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>>68258020
i'm not saying literally 'it's a meme', more like 'I like to annoy people with it'.but yeah, it's stupid
how else am I supposed to handle people saying that they want to write a letter to me? Specially considering that it's probably just bullying to make fun of my involuntary loneliness

>you saw his dick
that's gay
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>>68258131
message me somewhere else if you want
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>>68258181
it's not even 8am there, of course this place is going to be shit with only 2 or 3 finns.
I'm leaving soon, I hope.
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>>68258135
Only the balls touched.
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Apua! Ei kiinnosta!
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>>68258168
I don't know any of your contacts so send them here [email protected]
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>>68258207
I mean that this general has become your attentionwhoring channel.
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Postatkaa Cocoa. Tässä uunituoretta OCtä /mämmin/ takkutukille
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>>68258299
Toisaalta mämmin sanamäärä on varmaan kymmenkertainen kun jokainen postaus ei ole niitä "Homottaa" "Juuh viinaa vaan" yms.

t. puolueeton
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Eksyin tälläiselle sivulle ja nyt olen katsonut jotain tunnin videota "Puiden kansa".
http://www.taivaannaula.org/
Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUbIxeHyKFQ
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>>68250528
Ai turrimiitti?
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>>68257657
Mitä disney meinas tolla jellonalla?
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Oksettaa
*yrjöää*
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>>68258890
>>68258907
>>68258982
>>68259097
>>68258707
>>68258685
Eikö joku zip ois ollu helpompi?
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>>68259112
Läpi harmaan kiven vaikka vieressä olisi ovi
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Fin-chan
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>>68240091
you cannot
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>>68259149
No ainaki lanka kuoli aika hyvin
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menkää vittu TÖI HIN
>>
mikä vittu on soso
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>>68259365
>>
>>
>>
>>
Maailman kovint savee? Ihan pilalla?
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http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/201612042200035924_uu.shtml

Mannet taas vauhdissa. Köyden päivää odotellessa.
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>mene kauppaan
>suojatie ja liikennevalot
>näkö on vähän heikko niin kato et toisel puolel joku pentu pelleilee ja mönkii mahallaan lumessa
>"eikö kukaan auta minua!?"
>eiku oho se onkin joku vanhus kaatunu suksilla
>vaihda suuntaa ja mene kauppaan kiertoreittiä
>kuumottele mahdollista syytettä kuolemantuottamuksesta koska et uskaltanut koskea toiseen ihmiseen auttamistarkoituksessa

Juon karjalaa tölkistä pillillä.
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>>68260263
Laitoin jo nettivinkkiä.

Vitun avuton homo.
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>>68260263
Semmoset heitteille jätöt sieltä.
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>>68260305
Juuh.

>>68260310
Joku auto pysähty sen viereen, niin kai se selvis ihan ok.
>>
>>68260329
Eli tulit vain kertomaan tänne, että olet muuten vaan avuton, etkä osaa auttaa vanhaa miestä pystyyn?
>>
>>68260347
Se tais olla mummo koosta ja äänestä päätellen, mutta juu.
>>
Vituttaa raejuuston tasalaatuisuuden puute.

Arkirae on välillä mukavan kokoisina rakeina ja sillon tällöin vitunmoisena hakkeena ja pienenä paskarakeina

Voi SIMO
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>>68260493
Kai sä laitat sitä edes sun aamupuuroon, vai syötkö paljaaltaan?
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>>68260540
laitan puuroon TIETENKIN vitun simo

ja kaiken ruoan sivulla VITUN ismo
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>>68260540
ps. VITUTTAA myös että tuota nallea ei enää käytetä neljän viljan puuron kylessä

siinä on joku ihmeen minimalistinalle nykyään

ei juma
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>>68260558
Ei tarvii olla noin aggressiivinen.
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>>68260598
ja vittu ANIME-homo tietenkin

ois SAATANA pitäny arvata
>>
Juuh viinaa vaan
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>>68260643
Oot ilkee.
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>>68260577

Syön juuri tuota neljän viljan puuroa. On hyvää.
>>
>>68260704
No etkä syö
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>>68260649
Älä tuosta otuksesta välitä, mä rakastan sua <3
>>
Uus
>>68260815
>>68260815
>>68260815
>>68260815
>>
Jos kotiutan rahaa veikkaustililtä kerkeeksne tänään tilille?

Tajusin meinaan et alko on kiinni.
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>>68260873
Juu heti pitäis olla tililllä
>>
>>68254061
bauss
bauss gimmi da pussi bauss
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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