/cp/ - Culture Pals

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Culturepals: Making western women redundant in one easy step.

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Wut

Je détéste l'insinuation je ne peux pas flirter et apprendre les langues à le même temps

6th for leafposting

>>68210947
peut etre tu ne sais pas flirter en n'importe quelle langue XDD

>>68210934
the only appropriate response is
>can I stab you with my dick too?

SOMEONE POST NAZI QT :'(

>>68210934

Ask her if she's an archaeologist.

Bitches love archaeology.

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I think I scared her away

>>68211410
She's trying to come up with something better.

>>68211441

I don't know any more pick up lines Tbh...

Help me out

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>>68211475

>>68211410

A few I've been working on:

"Are you a popsicle? Because I want to lick you until you melt"
"Are you into taxidermy? Because I want to mount you and stuff you."
"Are you a dam? Because I want to make you burst from your crack"

>>68211518

Lmao. If she responds I'll use some of those

>>68211553
Are you a turkey cause I want to stuff you.

Pls rate Canada man

whats the similarity between black people and apples?

>>68211847
rotten ones dont fall far from the tree?

>>68211891
they both look good hanging from trees

what happens when a black man falls through ice on a lake?

>>68211904
You walk away?

>>68211904

The world gets a little better?

Me: why don't you like Sweden?

Swedish koraboo: its always super cold, and the people are very rude and close minded haha, the government and school system sucks as well and idk i really dont like it here haha..

She's moving to Korea next year because Korea is better than Sweden. Is she in for a surprise?

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>>68211949
profile?

>>68211941
>>68211944

first he drowns and then he gets arrested for breaking and entering.

What do you tell a Turkish guy wearing a suit?

>>68211949
She's giving up a relatively comfortable life with semi-functional socialism for unregulated crony capitalism that makes America look like a communist utopia for one

>>68211773

"Are you a turkey? Because I want to stick my fist in you"

>>68211974

The judge will now hear your case?

>>68211949
Also she's never going to get a job there if she doesn't speak Korean. Not even as an English teacher because they'll only hire you to be an English teacher if you're a citizen of America, Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand or South Africa.

>>68211553
Are you a school? Because I'd like to be shooting kids inside you.

>>68212105
yes

Whats the difference between acne and a priest?

>>68211972
So fuckers like you can report me? Never!

>>68212142
She will just find a so-so Korean guy and try to get pregnant ASAP.

>>68212184

The boys priests rape are too young to get acne.

>>68212301
acne doesn't come on boys faces till they are 12

When a black man, a turk and polack jump off a cliff, who wins?

>>68212350

Hah. That's funnier than I expected.

Everyone wins.

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I'm not sure that how many Korean dudes on interpals are real Koreans.
fuck gaijins.

>>68212578
How it is like to play Interpals on easy mode?

What's the deal with qoi8?

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>no qts commenting on my pics

>>68212822

Post your profile. We'll help you, m8.

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tfw too lazy to responce

>>68212822
What >>68212902 said

>>68212623
its a real girl DUDE

ya!

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>>68212618
actually it's not easy mode for an average looking korean guy, too many rivals.
if you looks like a feminine kpop fag i would say it's hella easy mode, they would give you their nudes without even asking.
oh and just so you know, talking with koreaboos is suffering, they always talk about kpop fags that i don't even know.

>>68212963

A girl dude? With a feminine penis?

That's all I could have asked for.

>>68213050
feminine penis and a nice tight boipucci :D

>>68212902
>>68212932
https://www.interpals.net/Arongooo

JUST

>>68213102
>Only one pic
>Shitty selfie on bathroom

And also your profile is not the best famalam. Why would any qt comment?

>>68213181
aight ill add one with a group of friends in it

>>68213202
"nice friends"
will be your new comments.

>>68213226
delet this

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>looking for Québecois qts to hang out with on an upcoming trip
>find this on their wall

I thought Algerians were supposed to be good at French. Also, this guy sounds like he wears a fedora.

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>>68213102
>https://www.interpals.net/Arongooo

Expand your about me; describe why you're interested in such topics; do you enjoy literature from a specific genre, country, or era? Which philosophical topics most interest you?

Add more to your favourite movies and books.

And most importantly, add more pictures.

>>68213256
>quebecois qts

all the quebecois grills I message are all sjw freaks

this site was so fun till i cought feelings for a fucking qt
whats the most painless way to get it all over with

>>68213284
i-is the trump shirt good though

>>68213298
Canada girls are all SJW fuckers anyways

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>>68213314

Yes, PMURT4prez.

>>68213341
Can confirm. Even in Alberta they all suck Trudeau's dick.

>>68213351
>afckingleaf

not bad

>>68213298
Don't know what to say, m8, that shit hasn't even come up for me. Do you speak French at all?

>>68213389
>>68213389

Canada will never have such a revolutionary candidate.

Trudeau is the worst prime minister we've ever had. I'm going to go on a working holiday visa to a sensible country, in an effort to close my eyes, ears, and shot "LALLAA NOT HAPPENING LALALALA"

>>68213506
I had a conversation with my cousin who lives up in Toronto. He says he is in perpetual cringe mode every time Trudeau says something retarded, like retracting the statement that FGM is barbaric.

but apparently torontocucks like him.

>>68213597
Don't forget that he claimed to speak for all Canadians in mourning the death of Castro.

>>68213618
that put him in full JUST mode.

if I remember correctly he said he would vote for the woman who is the leader of the Conservative party but she just seems like the standard center-right politician

>>68213597

Ridiculous is one way to describe Trudeau. Subversive, senseless, and detrimental are other ways to describe his policies. He is diverting our money to hand out to UN refugee schemes, detrimental refugee and immigrant reforms, and he is normalizing SJW rhetoric.

One particularly ridiculous policy he instituted is all poitical parties in Canada must be composed of 50% women. He is trying to create equal outcomes, disregarding the fact women may not be interested in joining political parties... This may destroy all opposition in the next election.

He may very well be inadvertently establishing an authoritarian government, as the other political parties struggle to meet his reforms for the next election.

It's no surprise he idolizes Castro.

>>68213818
does the Conservative leader lady have a chance to take him out in the next election? The problem is, despite his stupidity and progressive nonsense that has been shown to actually HARM governance. It seems he is pretty popular with normie scum.

My extended family up there (besides my cousin) constantly suck his dick because her worships minorities.

>>68213818
He idolizes Castro because his Dad and Mum were friends with him.

>>68213818
Wait, all parties have to be 50% women by the next election? Well fuck that could disqualify the CPC because Canadian women are all SJW trash who will just join the Liberals or NDP. That's actually fucking bullshit.

>>68213912
oh and I heard that the NDP has like a small sort of patriotic bloc or wing of the party. Is that true?

I knew this Portuguese guy in Toronto who worked for a long time in the NDP and he was surprisingly redpilled.

>>68213937
I honestly haven't heard anything about that. As far as I'm aware they're just standard lefties but not quite as SJW as Trudeau.

I just talked with a qt, and I'm inclined to ask: Where do you cum after sex?

Isn't a facial the best use for cum?

>>68214292
t. has never been laid

I have never in my life been able to get a girl to let me cum on her face

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>grills with flower laurels and dog noses

>>68214374
dog filter means they're dtf anon

>>68214360

t. virgin.

I've cum on a few girls' faces. Most seem elated by the prospect. If you just pull them by the hair, they tend to do anything you wish.

>>68214416
whats a good line to msg dog nose hoes lad

>>68214434
hey do you like it ruff?

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>>68214456

>>68214360
I had a girlfriend let me do it a few times. She actually rubbed it around on her face once. It was hot. But it usually wasn't during regular sex, because I tended to cum while still inside her (with a condom on mind you) because it felt so good.

Some girls like it, just gotta keep looking.

>>68214474

You use a condom? You're numb to their wetness that way.

>>68214605
She didn't take birth control and I didn't want to take chances. We did it a couple times without the condom and it felt nice, but I was too afraid of losing control.

I don't know, I don't really mind using a condom all that much, I still feel quite a lot of sensation.

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THis girl/boy is scaring me
Pls help

I just told a chick that she is the realist nigga breathin if I hold my breath

>>68215041
How do you have 199 unread messages? I only wish.

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>>68215198

She's smalltime.

>>68215198
It's just messages from random guys not worth opening

>>68215198
yo gib advice on how to talk to the bitches mane

I was curious about what would happened if I searched for girls from Afghanistan on interpals. 99% of them are retarded African scammers.

>>68215322
AYO GURL LEMME CLAP DEM CHEEKS

>>68215733

Dear Sir:

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>>68215322
jus b self ;)

>>68216101
It wasn't quite that bad. Just a lot of people who had pictures of black models with profiles that read AM LOVING CARING GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN WOMAN LOOKING FOR HUSBAND (god fearing christian from Afghanistan how fucking stupid do they think white people are?) or pretending to be US military personnel deployed to Afghanistan.

>>68216130
Dis!!