/brit/

>>68202531
*chips

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>>68202553
good post

>>68202547
promises too much. can't possibly deliver. never tried them but i already know they're a disappointment. 3/10 crisp tops

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part of the "my parents are divorced and I get free school meals" starter pack

uk garage

gas anyone who resides in oceania

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>>68202501

Alright we're getting somewhere
At least we can agree that black should appear on the packet of our yeast extract flavoured crisps

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>>68202531
Real best crisps coming through

>>68202552
FOY
O
Y

>>68202618
would

>>68202621
and also oceana

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Won't forget the flavour of these anytime soon...

This is just making me realise how Crisp packets all look pretty much the same.

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Friendly reminder that we live on a flat earth.

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>I don't like space raiders

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>I don't like marmite

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>chinky getting delivered in the next few minutes

I feel like I have no place in this world.

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Anyone who says any crisp other than Seabrook is clearly a paki,

>>68202618
w2c that sweater

>>68202613
>tfw 90% of people who've ever eaten them haven't read the pack properly and call them space invaders
makes the ol' 'tism flare

>>68202618

Why are the pictures from this only just circulating?

It was out earlier this year

>>68202618
Will her eyebrows ever stop growing?

>>68202618
She's got the upside down triangular face of a yield sign.

>>68202631
Literally Who: The Crisp

>>68202691
the lewd one only just got released on gettyimages i believe

>>68202651
chipsticks and transform a snack are the unquestionably GOAT povvo crisp

>>68202618

wouldn't mind spunking on her jumper

>tfw you have a nice Saturday night in after a big friday night out and you wake up refreshed and not hungover

ahhhh *stretches*

morning lads

>crisps

FOP

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these are pretty peng tbqh

>>68202631
high quality post

>>68202677
top shelf post my man

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me on the bottom right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsct-e-HVE0

tune

who /drinkingalone/ ?

>>68202763
ye

>>68202647
haha don't be so stoopid

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>>68202677
Ah yes, Yorkshire's crisp

>>68202631
strong flavour combinations there ngl

>with girl
>love her so much
>want to marry her
>go out with the lads
>cheat on her multiple times
>she finds out
>forgives me time after time
>hasn't cheated on me once
>keep cheating on her
>go out with lads
>they do nothing but egg me on
>other week she called me while I was 7 inches deep in some slut I met in some Student I met in Sheffield
>go home afterwards
>fuck her daft
>she's smitten once again

Lads, I can't help myself. I literally want to marry this girl but keep being unfaithful

Stop fucking posting crisps

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>>68202531
>2016
>Eating the tuber jew
The only plant we need is corn. We can make literally everything we need from it.
Corn is life.

>>68202677
They're a white person snack

Should be banned tbqh x

>>68202792
/brit/ is going back to its origins

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>not buying no name brand

>>68202795
t. Iowan

>>68202792
'sheed

>>68202531
These are the worst crisps. Turducken flavour - really ?

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>Hm? Oh, yes of course I prefer marmite over the quite obviously superior vegemite. You see, I still posses the palette of a 4 year old child and the milder taste of it doesn't challenge my fragile masculinity quite so much

>>68202827
>he doesnt eat turducken at chirstmas

spotted the pleb

dont you have some shoes to be shining, boy?

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doing a watch lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJX72gEEo68

>>68202699
If your local shops don't have them you are either a povvo runt or a posh ponce

trying out the so called earplugs
pros: cant hear undesirables hooting or hollering in or outside the home
cons: cant hear how loud im typing or my ASMR
thoughts?
also think wallpaper is rubbish and you should just paint your bedroom a nice block colour and that smoke/carbon monoxide alarms are a frivolity that is only further preventing our saving the planet from overpopulation and overzealous construction
my stance on abortion is firmly pro-choice, my fav crisp flavour is salty vinegar and im thinking of dying the hair white ironically
thoughts?

Ah yes, the Jewel of the North
https://youtu.be/sdObncC8FUo

>>68202805
lmao at least buy president's choice you ghetto nigger

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hard brexit isn't happening lads

How long do you lads take to wash your hair?

I take like half an hour thinking there's still soap in there

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>Why yes, I am Australian

smeg my arse

>>68202786
lmao the state of you lad

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>>68202792
do you have these god tier ones over in your land?

>>68202805
it's like your parents never loved you or something

>>68202870
>my stance on abortion is firmly pro-choice
fuck off murderer

>>68202805
wheres zesty mordant

>>68202899
love this .gif

>>68202786
Absolutely refuse

>eating any 'mite

its like you WANT to eat poo.

inb4 >'sheed

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>tfw moving to canada

Am I making a mistake lads?

>>68202786
poor girl

>>68202942
Why? university?

>>68202786
don't care

>>68202889
what crisp represents how you feel about that?

i like my brexit like i like my diamonds, hard

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>marmite? By Allah i would never consume something so haram you disgusting infidel

>>68202935
Alri Zhang

>>68202935
ra'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edOp4AAnGlQ

Blackpool is an odd place

>>68202786
If you honestly cared about her you would break up with her.

>>68202942
not at all

>>68202942
are you going to toronto or vancouver? if not, don't worry

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>>68202889
Haha, Brexit isn't even happening

You really thought it would?

>>68202942
Trudeau is so based

>>68202942
he seems like a decent lad

please lads >>68202892

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t. Romanian. AMA.

hope all canadians ITT have children with severe autism

>>68202942
it's alright

it's basically america but everyone's slightly less insane

>>68202942
friendly reminder that fidel castro is trudeau's father

>>68202942
>later that night, Mr. Trudeau engaged in 'bali dabi' which means an orgy with one male and several females in the Hindi language

damn...

>>68202870
>thoughts?
my thoughts are that salty vinegar is not a flavour you absolute bellend. don't even know how you do that as a typo.

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Ahh

Hmm

>>68203019
how do planes work?

>>68202892
20-40 seconds

gonna do a rum and coke

this is where it all goes downhill

>>68203042
3

>>68203042

3

why are UKIP such frauds lads? spending our tax money on their own agenda, sickening 2bh

>>68203048
shouldnt you be asking a brazilian haha

>>68202942
yes canada is full of twats

>>68203071
>>68203070
it's 2 you melts

>>68203048
Speed and force greater than gravity.

>>68203019
How big is your caravan?

>>68202862
>eating multiple murdered animals at once

Stay ignorant, paki

>>68203019
romanian empire is my favourite period of history 2bqh

>>68202977
I love her so, so much but cant help myself.

When I drink my willpower just goes out of the window.

I honestly want to stop as I care so much about this girl but I'm a good looking lad and girls just flock to me in the club and find it so hard to say no.

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Thank you right-wing media for doing a brilliant job informing the public on important issues.

>>68203079
edgy

>>68202645
what the fuck are these?

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ah yes, so this is how the upper classes dress

>>68202778
>leaves Britain and kills himself in Iraq
Why can't more of them do this, we shouldn't be stopping them

>>68203037
did it while on mescaline too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1svA2sGhDEE

ah yes, the 80's

>>68203042
4 or 1

>>68203120
>chris hoy
>upper class

Fuck off, Yank.

>>68203110
>implying this isn't the left wing media's fault for shoehorning diversity into everything and over representing minorities

>>68203040
knew i wouldnt get any actual responses so laid some basic bait and knew one of you runty silkworms would snaffle it up

>>68203156
nonce

>>68203042
depends how fast the water is going

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>>68202837
>pathetic abbos still can't handle marmite

/brit/ consists of taking poos, doing wanks, doing depressions, and calling eachother yanks and pakis

>Meet qt girl at uni, beautiful hair, bit plane, but lovely
>Within seconds realise she's blind
>Still cute though, we chat and she can't see my flaws and it makes me relax and I act human
>Ask her on a date, she agrees but explains it can't be off campus for her safety, although she understands that this might seem offensive but she really doesn't want it to be
>Explain that's fine
>Night progresses, she starts saying how good I smell and how we should go back to her room
>Heart racing, chest pounding, so happy, such a sweet girl
>Get to hers
>'wow anon this is the biggest girth I've ever felt'

Think she was just pulling my leg lads.

>>68202870
don't like headphones or anything which blocks my hearing when around other people desu
i must know everything that is going on around me at all times

>>68203042
4 will never fill up unless the water pressure from the water source is insane


*source

i study fluid dynamics for nasa

why are so many kids being born premature, disabled, autistic, allergic, etc nowadays?

>>68203071
>>68203070
>>68203091
>>68203159
It's 3 and 4 simultaneously, you thickos

>>68203234
Get out lmao

>>68203234
rly bad

>>68203234
exhaled slightly through my nose upon reading the conclusion of this post

>>68203261
it's actually the opposite

>>68203103
It's an interesting bit. Love how a friend of my bf's said his granddad collected stamps and there was one with "Transylvania returned", referring to Romania whole again.

>>68203234
great punch line lad

>>68203261
jews

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Paying £200 to shag this tranny tonight, about to go over now

Got 4 hours to do what I like

>>68202989
Impossible to stop it now m8
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37986591

>>68203234
dunno
I've only ever been with one girl but she told me I'm the biggest she's ever had and after having sex a couple of times, she said I'm the best sex she's ever had
still think she might be telling porkies

>>68203296
thought so too

>>68203109
You sound like a top bydlo t b h

>>68203261
American influence in utero through television, movies, songs etc.

>>68203234
nice epic i like it

>>68203261
kikes white genocide

>>68203234
Got me tbf

>>68203320
Autism

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choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNpdA16z1yU

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A german student gets raped and drowned by 17 year old Afghan

>Was active in refugees welcome group
>Father also pro refugee EU activist
>german student(pic1) lives in a liberal, rich and leftist city of Freiburg
>Father is a doctor, EU refugee activist, promotes mass immigration
>She helps refugees
>Went out to party, returned home at 3am
>Afghan refugee rapes and drowns her
>Father asks in orbituary not to send flowers, donate the money to muslim support group in Bangladesh instead (pic related)

>this is the world we live in

Do you think all these women that get murdered at the hands of refugees regret their decisions in their final moments?

>opioid epidemic killing off white people

ah yes I wonder who could be behind this

>>68203234
She's blind, mate. Why were you nervous?

You should have just bought a cucumber and fucked her with that. Put it in the microwave for a bit beforehand lol.


>>68203325
What?

>>68203073
t. London cuck

>>68203300
Christ he looks like lab TA I had for circuits. Doesn't help that there's an oscilloscope behind him.

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>>68203234
explain this please

blind girl here ama

>>68203242
init *does you from behind with a concealed rondel dagger*
not a fan of this "constantly hearing your heartbeat" gimmick though, might have to give it a miss

>>68203042
3 and 4 at the same time

>>68203394
pulling his leg
but like literally

>>68203193
That doesn't make sense though.

>>68203381
Autism mate it's a fucking joke.

Pulling his leg, as in, she's blind, thinks he's got a big cock, but it's not, it's his leg, why it seems so wide.

Jesus christ.

just done a cheeky bit of drink driving

>>68203398
how did you make this post?

>>68203398
TORONTO
O
R
O
N
T
O

>>68203423
bad lad

>>68203416
lel

>>68203429
text to speech

>>68203394
>>68203381
>>68203320
are you cunts actually autistic

>>68203384
ah yes... ignore your parties many failings by flinging inaccurate statements based on stereotypes at anyone who cares to mention aforementioned failings

very good

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>>68203423

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>>68203423

i've forgotten, whats that thing deaf people use to read?

>>68203417
>minorities over represented in the media
>people wrongly think this reflects real life
not hard lad

>>68203473
>>68203480
wahey
>>68203494
eyes

>>68203473
>>68203480
good lads

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>>68203473
>>68203480

>>68203494
deaf people can read u silly billy
but if you mean blind ppl its braille

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>>68203423

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Ahh yes, the Czech Republic

http://www.strawpoll.me/11790698

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>i've forgotten, whats that thing deaf people use to read?

>>68203473
>>68203480
wew lad

>>68203109
Maybe you should stop drinking
Because it's incredibly selfish to do that to her and not even try to stop
If you can't then you really have to let her go or you're going to end up really hurting her.

>>68203464
>my opinions are fact
ah yes very good

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>tfw no tights gf

@523
a leaf comes too late to try and fit in

If you don't shop at Waitrose you are a working class pleb and should stop posting here

>>68203574
you're my fav. poster

Mark Dugan dindu nuffin

>>68203554
what do you even mean by this statement mate
where am i presenting my opinion as fact

>>68203551
he isn't looking for advice, he's looking to subtly gloat but can't come outright and say it.

Bit annoying how nobody likes me

>>68203574
>>68203593
just wear them yourself

>>68203497
Yes, how is the over-representation of blacks in adverts related to people thinking teenage pregnancies are greater than they are, or benefits fraud?

Drop the fucking strawman argument you witless paki

>>68203604
Your original post

>no pomade bf

everyone who didn't understand the blind girl joke needs to leave this thread immediately

>>68203616
i do but i don't look as good as a qt girl

>>68203611
hey josh

>>68203300
Holy shit she looks like Gandhi I feel so bad for her

>>68203574
i noticed on my interrail trip that tights are more prominent on the continent even when it's really cold
very qt :3

>>68203574
I used to wear tights under my layers when I was in Afghanistan.

*hums motd theme*

>>68203611
but i like you :x

used my dad's cancer to garner sympathy on college applications

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hey lads i really like these CRISPS hahah how about you mateys!?!?

>>68203664
hello turbo extreme ultra giga normie

>>68203544
audiobooks

>>68203694
haha cancer boy

@68203591
4chan is a working class board, Rasheed. 'tis you that should fuck off, fuck off back to Ummah.com

>>68203642
oh haha they're being investigated for mis-spending funds and they've already admitted they did it

sorry for assuming people are up to date on politics

>>68203533
checked

>>68203551
I want to stop but its so hard.

>>68203608
Fuck right off.

>>68203608
It's so sad though
It's just going to end up taking a chunk out of everyone involved

>>68203700
mate why are you so bitter
i'm home and posting on 4chan on a saturday night

>>68203533
>>68203722
double checked

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>>68203523
>canadian tries to get in on it

Fuck off, no-one likes you, we just pretend to like you.

>>68203746
will push you into a canal if I ever see you

>>68203682
doubt it but ty for pretending to

>>68203694
This is how American colleges actually do admissions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-OLlJUXwKU

>>68203782
stop this rn

>>68202686
calling them space invaders is just banter

good crisps anyway, m8 used to sell them 10p a pack

>>68203781
meet me at brindleyplace tomorrow then you pathetic abnormie

>>68203781
not him but what if there's no canal?

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>>68203781

>>68203790
great chebs

>>68203789
what the fuck

>>68203347
Hope so

We deserve it x

>>68203796
hahah moon theory btfo

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in my head i want to drown my sorrows

no tomorrow

no tomorrow....

>A Germanic speaking country will elect a far-right fascist as President tomorrow
ah yes, nothing to be worried about

>>68203732
Then you need to man up and admit that you have a problem, or get out of her life forever. Saying how sorry you feel for your girlfriend because you can't keep it in your pants isn't going to do anything. This is your fault, you need to take some responsibility for your own actions.

>>68203797
ok

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>>68203790
Cousin sent me this

>>68203856
thx

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where do i find a gf like this in england?

>>68203790
I remember her

Fucking NEED a teenage brit gf with big tits desu

Do yanks call university 'college'?

>>68203862
Please post more

>>68203716
We don't all read the Guardian m8

Why are women allowed to be in charge of anything

>>68203109
>I'm a good looking lad
prove it faggot

>>68203878
horsham

>>68203878
in the oncology department at your nearest hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlnaHPDPdOg

quite good

>>68203057
how the fuck are we voltorb

>>68203853
they won't
there's literally advertisements on every single corner of the other candidate in vienna
actually incredible how many advertisements there were, i wonder who could be funding this hmmmmm

>>68203853
You mean another country?

>>68203853
who

>>68203813
>calling them space invaders is just banter
not even. i thought it was bantz but pointed it out occasionally at school. was met with shock and disbelief every time.

Is Sershlad dead?

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>people genuinely believe UKIP are a working man's party
oh boy

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>Why are women allowed to be in charge of anything

>>68203905
we don't all read the sun mate, i'll try to dumb it down next time so the UKIP voters can understand what i'm saying

>>68203922
bad polandball joke

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480803955865.webm

bantz

fuck me, the rolling stones made some great tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DWiB7ZuLvI

have you lads ever forgotten your pint glass at someones party you aren't really friends with?

how do i go about telling him i want to come around and pick it up?

>>68203854
I agree with you completely. I don't want to leave her because I literally love her but I don't want to keep hurting her. I have no idea why she is still with me lol.


>>68203910
Yeah, like I'm going to post pic here after admitting I've cheated on mt GF multiple time amongst other things.

bet theres at least two turborunts in here who can't swim

howling at the thought

>be american with shit grades
>put some random shit sob story on your uni application
>get accepted into harvard

ah yes america

>>68203891
Yes they do.

>>68203989
put mine down for a minute and the next time i looked it was gone, fuming i was

>>68203947
Austria

>>68203732
it's the truth you belter.

>wahh you know I feel bad for the gf but I'm just so good looking that when I do anything social, I'm attacked by mobs of girls and just can't help myself and it happens all the time!!!

no advice given here will magically make you stop and you know it because if your so called """"""""love"""""""" for the gf can't stop you, the words of some fucking poster on 4chan sure wont. you're looking to gloat and hope someone replies with "hahaha yeah that's awesome man keep fucking all those girls behind your gfs back yewww" to make you feel better about it. you're one of those dumb cunts who constantly does this shit and then cries and posts facebook statuses because she decided to leave you.

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>bet theres at least two turborunts in here who can't swim
>howling at the thought

>>68204028
v. pretty

need a gf like this

>>68204004
It's fucking dire tbqh

>>68203956
represent the working class better than labour do
who else am i going to vote for?

>>68203956
>banning the burka

Yes, a very important policy, I'm sure the working classes care very much that a few women will not be able to cover their faces with a bit of cloth

>>68203960
>implying I read tabloids
>getting your feelings hurt when someone insults your favourite tabloid
state of you

>>68203971
would love to see the blonde one getting rattled

>>68203611
id invite you to my /brit/ birthday party
call calle

>>68203989
why was your pint glass there in the first place lad?

>>68204004
>be american with shit grades
>be black and run fast
>get accepted into harvard

ah yes america

>>68204028
don't care

just want to be able to spend more time at the current gfs place while we're still in the happy phase

any /brit/ meetups that aren't exclusive to the skype group wankers?

>>68204028
Shit tits

>>68204055
Rasheed

>>68204095
dog and bone every friday

>>68204095
>meeting lads off of /brit/
would probably hate the lot of you irl

>>68204037
I don't use Facebook.

I honestly care about her so much.

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>be american

>>68204055
you'd be shocked at how many chavs get worked up over nothing and then switch off when you try to discuss real issues

it's mental

>>68204095
>>68204114
f*ck i meant dog and bacon

>>68203995
odds on them being black

>Gears of War came out just over 10 years ago

where does the time go lads

you cant get into harvard with anything remotely close to "shit grades" unless you pappy and your pappy's pappy went there

>>68203878
>those eyebrows

Absolutely anywhere m8. British women have NO IDEA how to use makeup.

>>68204055
it will fix the country lad. the economy will boom. it's been holding us back for too long.

>>68204039
lmao just lie on your back nigga you'll float

>>68204137
>yanks will defend this

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lads, post beautiful girls

>>68204059
>implying i read the guardian
>getting your feelings hurt when someone insults your favourite party
state of you

>>68204145
idiot

>>68204095
you'd have to be a bit of a wanker to go to a brit meetup

only thing I would even consider is recruiting one of you to go hiking because my friends are lazy twats and its not as good going alone

but even then I probably (almost certainly) wouldn't, 2cool for you binters

>>68203619
Are you trying to imply that teenage sexuality and promiscuity aren't over-represented in media?

Are you fucking delusional?

>>68204065
She only did webcamming and gave it up years ago unfortunately

>>68204186
easy mistake ok no bully

>>68204137
Get your noggin around this one:

There are British cities with fewer whites than this.

>>68204174
this is unironically one of the best pictures of her face and she still looks like a mong

>>68204078
so i can drink my beer? what kind of question is that

>>68204109
An obvious response from a mouth-breathing spacker.

What does banning the burqa actually achieve and why do you think the working classes give a shit?

>>68204198
name?

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t s-c g

downloaded reddit flags lads :O

>>68204188
>recruiting one of you to go hiking
hello :3

going bed night x

>>68204224
i just want our policies to be about being openly hostile and antagonistic towards those of the muslim faith in order to encourage them to integrate

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screaming

>>68204133
no you don't. you don't give a fuck about her at all.

I'm not really going to even bother here because it is so obvious you're looking to gloat so all I'll say is eat a dick and I hope she finds out and bins you for good

>>68204224
>What does banning the burqa actually achieve
It's a step in the right direction
one day the religion will be extinct

>>68204277
weak

>>68204176
My feelings weren't hurt, it's common knowledge that the people who sperg out about UKIP are always cucks and me pointing that out made you sperg out more

*does the virgin walk*

>>68204265
an upwards arrow

>>68203906
mammy put her foot down did she?

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>>68204174
>>68204174
can you swim?

I doubt it.

>>68204305
>wah wah cucks wah mummy
take a good hard look at your life mate

>>68204211
Such as?

>>68204285
It will almost certainly achieve the opposite m8.
The bottom line is muslims do not want to - and will not - integrate. Taking over the UK is the ONLY path and they're well on track.

howling at this runt projecting his inability to swim

>>68204191
Ah yes, more strawmanning.

Nice try fella, but it's clear now that you realise you've fucked up

how autistic would it be to go to the self checkout and pay for a bunch of items individually so i get more android pay things

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>>68204327
>walks past girls
>start focussing too much on walking normally
>end up stumbling past like a spastic