what do people in your country think of Portugal?

>>68190979
They don't

>>68190979
the better version of spain

>>68191000
this.
usa sucks ass tho

>English
>Actually American

>Portugese
>Actually Brazilian

>>68190979
Why every portuguese are housebuilders or caretaker? And why are you so hairy?

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>>68190979
It's shit.

>>68191047
We only send the shit ones to France to make both countries better.

>>68190979
Discovered Brazil. Every male is called Manoel. Every female is either Maria or Fátima. Love cod. Come here to have bakeries. Everyone has a moustache. Everyone.

>>68191505
>Every male is called Manoel
It'd be Manuel, but those days are over. Same for Fátima.

We're a João/Ana country, now.

Galicians love you

The rest of the country doesn't really give a shit

>>68191544
whats the deal with portuguese and american names ? like every second portuguese person here is called Dylan or Bryan

Relativity poor but beautiful country

>>68190979
We never think about Portugal. Thinking about Ronaldo would be closest thing.

>>68191617
No we don't. We are indifferent and many people in the border hate them because there are many portuguese criminals.

>>68191753
That's a poor-people thing here. It's usually considered very trashy, though.

I dunno. Maybe because our names are hard to be pronounced/immediately understood because of the accents and cedillas, so they try to make them more international-friendly?

Here you have to pick names from an existing list, so maybe they are just using this new freedom because they can?

I'm clueless otherwise.

>>68191810
Well, you're the only place they can go to when leaving the country.

Also, who spends their time thinking of foreign countries that much?

>>68191854
ah ok I didnt know that list thing , one more question , is obligatory military service still a thing ?

>>68192030
No.

Not since the 80s, I think. It basically ended with the colonial war.

assholes

>>68192125
Euro2016?

>>68192161
don't

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>>68192161
>Euro2016
>"s-surely Portugal will lose the next game! they can't just draw their way to victory!"
the year of meme magic cannot be stopped

>>68193159
Euro 2016 was clearly the best event on /sp/ this year. And it was an Olympic year during which the Chicago Cubs won the title over a century later.

>>68190979
Spain with depression

>>68193253
and autism

3rd world Euro country

>>68193660
autism more so than depression desu, only lisboetas suffer from chronic depression

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>>68190979
Love you Portugal!

>>68191018

>Portugal
>better
>of anything

UK is so delusional with your relationship with Spain that this PT loving thing is the greatest meme of them all

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>>68194815
>t. European Brazil

>>68190979

The Algarve and Cristiano Ronaldo. Wouldn't be surprised if at least 15% of the population think you speak Spanish.

>>68195079
oh come on how the fuck people from shitholes like macedonia and croatia can move there?

>>68195079

Please have them back.
Also the most common immigrants here are Ge*mans, not shute what your map stands for.

>>68195259
send them to france or something, we're full

Moors

>>68195359
fuck off, we're full

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>>68196861
ok then, there's only one option left...

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>>68197214
>Mário Soares

>>68197365
fuck off, mario

>>68190979
Poorer spain.

>>68197782
my name is mario but i am capitalist ok sory

>>68190979
the weaboo that fucking made this shit should die
it's a fucking shame to ruin our national symbols to an anime faggot

>>68190979
Stinky insulars

>>68191544
João/José
Ana/Maria

>>68193222
>The event without Americans/Canadians/Australians fucking it up is the best one
Really makes me think.

>>68193886
>AVIZ'ED
kek.

>>68190979
It's next to Spain.
Brazil speaks Portugese.
That's about it.

>>68204763
Top score for Poland.

Little Brazil

Worse Spain, now with an uglier sounding language.
Like seriously, your language is the worst romance language by far

>>68206111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjEnPBFhFKQ
This one?

It's the only serious-sounding one.

>>68195442
Says the country who took an extra 300 years to clean house.

Okay Ahmed. I believe you.

>>68206597
Man I can't wait to go home this summer.

Based açores keep the true portuguese colours flying in the sky.

Mainlanders can't compete with their mafia commie flag.

>>68206111
>worst romance language by far
That's romanian

>>68206111
You clearly don't know catalan

>>68207156
Let's be honest though.

Even the ugliest romance sounds better than German.

>>68191407
There's a famous quote from our Prime Minister Robert Muldoon, that New Zealanders moving to Australia "Raised the IQ of both countries"

>>68207147
>I can't wait to go home this summer.
And don't come back

>>68207312
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with Portuguese people

>>68207312
Funny. I'm probably more productive than you are.

>T.Civil/Field engineer

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portugal? that's a city in brazil right?

>>68207344
They stink though

>>68191068
fuck.off...

>>68208098
Says the chink.

>>68190979
>Portugal
Not sure if europe or south america

>>68207277
I know, I love paraphrasing it.

It's obscure enough to make me seem witty, desu.

>>68190979
European portuguese managed somehow to sound even uglier than brazilian portuguese.

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>>68190979

Portugal is THE BEST!!!

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>>68208320
Says the pajeet

>>68208539
>Inglaterra instead of Grã-Bretanha or Reino Unido
Damn right.

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Portugal was the country that started the Era of Discovery.

It was a tiny, but wonderful and brave country that drove out the Muslim occupants, then explored the world, had many incredible adventures and stood against horrible disasters like the tsunami that destroyed Lisbon, but never gave up and even when the USA and the USSR collaborated against them in the bush war, they stood their ground against the whole world!

Portugal is the single most awesome country in Europe and the world!

>>68208644
wtf, I love Hungary now

*Portugal will remember this.

>>68192043
no,
it was still mandatory through out the 90's.

by the year 2000 it was still a thing they just didnt give a fuck anymore, you had to do a military health inspection of 2 days, and by the end of it they would literally ask you:

"do you want to do it? you don't want to do it? or is it indifferent"

>>68190979
i remember that in a history talkshow the host had said; "i understood why the portugese men became such good sailors when i visited their country. they saw 'those' women, and sailed off to distant lands"

>>68195192
i wouldnt be surprised if it was more like 80%

>>68208644

I guess only Portugal could generate enough hatred to join the US and the USSR in a war in the middle of the fucking cold war to try to defeat us

kek

>>68209009
>Leave the colonies to themselves.
>But only after making sure we kick their ass in their home.

Gotta show'em who's boss.

>>68190979
wow Mr.Portugal is cool.
500 years ago your country brought my country matchlock guns and sweets.

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Thanks to them my city isn't french
>mfw the French came to colonize Rio de Janeiro in early 1550s
>mfw as soon as they got here, they forced the native tribe Tupinambá there to fight against Tupiniquim and the Portuguese which were allies down south of Rio
>mfw the French got expelled and the Tupinambá got genocided as a result
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_Antarctique
Don't you never mess with Kuruminha and Portugal

>>68208777
Exactly,nothing beats turkish woman

>>68208552
I'm portuguese though. How stupid are you :^)

0.06% Muslim

It's okay Jean.

You're deformed frog language will die out. No amount of laws will save that

Poor Doctor Salazar (;_;)
i can't but tear everytime when i hear about his last year.

most americans cant even find portugal on a fuck map that is enlarged.

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>>68190979
they speak brazilian there

>>68190979
they don't

>>68190979
Uh...Parte de España?

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>>68190979
invented niggerzilians
the only nice parts of brazil have little portuguese influence - mainly german and northern italian