Greece
Armenia
Iraq
Syria
Ukraine
Cyprus(or what's left of it)
Bulgaria
Georgia
For Iran it would take 2 days.
>>68187167
Most of your military power comes from NATO, without NATO, you'd be just another 3rd world shithole.
You don't even have nukes.
Most of them. We would need at least a week or two for russia and a month for China cause they have over one billion people so we'd have to wait for more bullets. We probably still wouldn't be able to take down Vietnam desu
>>68187117
Any of them
>>68187693
You would beg for mercy when America threatens for war
>>68187741
>American education
Spain
>>68187616
we've had nukes since the early 2000s
also your military is so shit that we could literally give refugees ak 47s and they would blitz through balkans just to come fuck your pussy ass
Flag related.
>>68187633
Russia would simply nuke you, as would China.
You can't even take down cave dwellers in Afghanistan, how could you hope to take down a country that has prepared for a war with you for half a century?
>>68187792
No, Canada has THE army
Bolivia and Perú
Argentina maybe a week
>>68187838
>China
Not him but they don't have many nukes and all of the delivery vehicles/sites Russia has. Our missle shields could probably handle their ICBMs.
>>68187787
What's does "education" mean?
>>68187801
"Your" Nukes belong to NATO and are on NATO bases, that was widely discussed in european media when you goat fuckers staged the chimpout.
As an islamic country you don't invent, you do not manufacture any modern weaponry, you couldn't even assemble a nuke.
Hell you buy your spec ops rifles from us.
USA and only them, other cunts are too strong, Finland we fear the most, scary skiing monsters on energy drinks with rifles, can you engine anything more terrifying than that? Poland cavalry is another scary thing
>>68187838
>Dude guerilla warfare is the same as normal war
Lmao we steamrolled iraq in a few days.
>>68188034
You missed their new nukes, did you?
Besides even without those, no shield could handle the amount of nukes russia could throw at you.
>>68188079
>NATO
America*
>>68187117
not a single country on this planet
>>68187167
>Greece
>Ukraine
Yeah... Keep on dreaming.
armenia, its weak and powerless country
>>68188123
Not even Liechtenstein?
>>68188180
ok maybe Liechtenstein but it would be difficult in a day alone
>>68188079
We had NATO nukes for ages, not what I'm talking about.
America embargoed us after the Cyprus invasion so we had to develop our own stuff, that's how our own arms industry began.
You're talking about NATO help but you just tag along with Americans to Afghanistan and play war.
>you do not manufacture any modern weaponry
Doubt.
>>68187117
france
We can destroy earth in 1 day
>>68188218
100 years is now 1 day to you, Jonathan?
>>68188218
excuse me!?
>>68187838
fighting an enemy almost indistinguishable from 'friendly' people in a country that is only half halfheartedly helping is nowhere near the same as large scale conventional warfare
russia
>>68188362
this
>>68187167
your army failed a coup d'état earlier this year, now you're talking about destroying other countries
>>68187117
ur mum's vagina lmoa
>>68187693
Based Norway.
Taiwan
North Korea
Cambodia
Valk countries
Belgium and Dutch
>>68187117
Russia, http://battleofnarva.ytmnd.com/
Nah im kidding this country is a fucking JOKE, even fucking Finland could take over our useless faggot military
Paraguay
In fact the entire south america zusammen. Brazil ftw :<)
>>68188568
>even fucking Finland
Oh please, even we could do it.
Lithuania
only iceland i think
>>68188602
t. nato nazi
>>68188568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBhOzRvkERc
vatican city maybe
>>68189043
>implying your degeneracy could overcome the rock of St. Peter
The Swiss Guard would spank your naughty bums, the college of Cardinals would sodomise your children, and you'd be sent you back to Somalia
>>68188428
not the army, some secret society within the army. The ones who didn't join the coup were ordered to stay in the barracks so things wouldn't get out of control.
>>68187693
another country is for all the ppl answering the jooz
>>68187167
>turkey
>can destroy greece in one day
>somehow needs 40 years for some poor kurdish goatfuckrs
come to greece you filthy subhuman
>>68187117
All of them, in less than an hour.
>>68189278
Begin with yourself
>>68187117
All of them
>>68189278
>>68189249
The jews always win
>>68189278
you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up ,900 soldiers man how will russia even compare?
>>68189264
>guerilla warfare
>>68188568
>can't win against normal soldiers in poltava
>be proud he can win against useless cossaks in narva
>>68189345
you know that turkey cant take greece
and there is a 100% chance that millions of kurds will chimp out when turkey starts a war
turks are retarded
>>68187801
>we've had nukes since the early 2000s
Correction, we parked some of ours in your shithole. Hopefully soon, President Trump will move them, along with any other assets we have in roachland, to Kurdistan.
Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude
>>68189400
>i don't know anything about history
>>68187117
Luxembourg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>>68189480
t. faggot faggotson
>>68189309
>>68189337
>>68189344
Jealous much?
>>68189499
yes i want to be russian now
Brazil
>>68189410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuhHEXL4shE
>>68188215
At the height of the cold war, your geographic location made you an ally of convenience, it's way past time to rethink that relationship.
st. vincent and the grenadines
>>68189491
as if ,nowadays the Bund cant even cross the Moselle without half of their men drowning
>>68189538
>>68189428
You already moved most of them to Romania ameriroach. Not talking about those.
>>68187167
>>68187801
>>68188215
I'd like to hear what this Turk has to say. I've always read, from credible white, Anglo sources, that Turkey is somewhat of a sleeping giant that could go full Ottoman Empire in the near future, and that they could certainly sort out the Arabs and Persians if they were so inclined.
The entire LATAM tbqh.
>>68189526
Still better than being a turkish rapebaby like you.
>>68189618
its a dying shithole
>>68189499
Yes I'm so very jealous of a country that has done nothing but bring havoc to everything it comes into contact with
>>68189618
In the near future, no. Erdoğan and his party are a bunch of morons who fucked up the military(and every other decent institution) with nepotism and Islamism. They would take the entire country with them if they were to collapse.
>>68189711
This. A civil war is more likely.
>>68189697
I am a Greek not a russian.
>>68189618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwanaA2v8TI
>>68188306
i wouldnt take that, mec.
>>68189585
>>68189727
Did the Russians bomb your cousins in goatfuckistan? Good for them, we'll be joining them soon, hopefully.
>>68189582
When the German flag flies over your prinvipals castle, you will regret your words!
Paraguay goes in ALL fields
>>68187693
it's not fair that if you kill all the canadians, canada wins
Malta, Vatican City...Tunez... and that's all