/brit/

where is my mind

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>when a german makes a thread

>>68181504
he's Jewish

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I pull the strings in this general.

Everything you see here is an illusion carefully crafted by me to fuck with you pathetic little roaches.

You are all pawns in my game.

good thread
real /brit/

>>68181517
danke woazn
danke

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>I pull the strings in this general.
>Everything you see here is an illusion carefully crafted by me to fuck with you pathetic little roaches.
>You are all pawns in my game.

Hungover tbqh lads

There is already one :

>>68181311
>>68181311
>>68181311

>>68181476
>making a new thread when one is already up

never understood the appeal of doing this, why destroy any semblance of >discussion with sort of autistic childishness??

would rather stay in this thread Tbh

Jerry can suck a fart out of my arse

ignore the germanic posters at all cost

>hijak posting in proto-2017

there is nothing wrong with being muslim

>>68181581
ahhh yes the so called 2017

took a massive shit that made my arse frills bleed

why would my body create something that clearly doesn't fit :(

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>>68181581
agreed

Do NOT like Tim Farron one bit

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*Removes cloak*

Trying to rep brit on type racer but can't get above seventh today.

Failing in my duty as the phantom typer desu

Would China be as developed as Taiwan if the communists never took hold?

>>68181662
What do you mean?

>>68181662
no.

>>68181656
top 6 are ex-runescapers

you won't beat them

Based janitor removed the german /brit/.
Thank you based warden.

GOTT STRAFE DEUTSCHLAND

>>68181656
why would you put your name as pepe and not phantom typer you scumbag

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>germany

>>68181702
>>68181709
during the chinese civil war, the nationalist leader fled to taiwan and ruled the country, whilst the communists won in mainland china

nowadays taiwan is a developed 1st world country and china is a mess

>Janny binned off the Kraut thread


creasing, bet Hanz has blown a gasket

bash the fash lads

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>>68181749
Unironically not sure how I'm supposed to get past second desu, now way can I make it over 190

>>68181790
not real communism

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>Germans think they can beat up

We'll dooping do them

based Janny

thank you

>>68181790
I mean, Taiwan is nice, but there are placesn China that are just as developed as Taiwan

>>68181504
>>68181515
wasn't me

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>>68181764
VERY good thinking lad

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>true free market capitalism has never been truly tried

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF BRIT/POL/.

>>68181790
no i know that.

but the KMT's grip on mainland china was firstly heavily compromised by warlord and rivalling factions which meant that centralised governance was more difficult and instability would be rife.

Secondly China isa far more heterogenous place to hve to develop, by contrast taiwan could take advantage of specialising in niche-areas, something the entirey of china cannot do.

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Supposed to snow soon lads

Have a happy christmas xox

Nana xx

>>68181749
I played grindscape for years and all I can type is quickly is gf and safing fgt

what is craven doing now?

>>68181863
Wasn't this an Irish meme?

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>>68181885
Their memes are ours.

Craven literally just worked as a tour guide in that house, he didn't own it, don't know how you lot can't see this

that's why he never posts here any more, he's moved on to another job

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russia was really comfy before communism, a bit poor but very comfy

>>68181875

pretending to be ribena

haven't dalziel'd a new tune since the 20 november

Cut that bitch out my life. Feels good.

I feel way more energized and happy now.


Man, didn't know cutting people from your life could feel so good.

wonder what fat cam is doing

>sainsbury's finally enabled contactless payments

about fucking time

what can i get a bunch of nerds for christmas?

>>68181469
just realised there were no cars in the victorian era

>>68181940
contactless is absolutely pointless

saves zero time at the checkout and takes longer in processing in the days after

>>68181955
you are wrong

>have good relationship of two years with a lovely girl
>get dubious advice from the virgins on /brit/
>unironically act on it

melt

>>68181955
ah yes putting a card in the machine, typing 4 numbers and waiting for it to process takes the same time as tapping it against the machine

>cash
ah yes let me fumble around with my cash and receipt for half an hour, whilst dropping everything I'm holding in the process, in front of 50 people all waiting for you to hurry up

wait has advent started? don't even have a calendat

>>68181963
>>68181979
okay it's slightly quicker at the till but it still takes longer for the bank to process because there's no pin security mechanism

>>68182000
who fucking cares

do you work in a bank?

>>68181919
denial is the first stage of grief

>>68182000
why do you care so much about banks? Let them do their job

>>68182000
>have a non-povvo current account
>issue solved

Making a contactless payment with my phone always makes me feel like a futuristic space man :3

>>68182005
i want my statements to be up to date

>the buses in his area don't accept contactless phone payments

imagine not living in london

>>68182027
https://www.android.com/intl/en_uk/pay/promotions/shoptapreward

ever smelled a girls bumhole? smells a bit like poo

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>those big smelly posts australians make in the morning

>>68181940
I don't get contactless

pubs/shops no longer care about fraud because it's the banks' problems or what?

>>68182027
>>68182025
faster transactions are just a faster way to overspending especially if you are only seeing an old balance on your account
>trusting banks and merchant schemes
goyim

Is Peterborough in the south

having a cry

>contactless
more bonuses for the bankers and the 1%, well done fags

>>68182082
nancy boy

buying all my xmas presents on thinkgeek this year

MOT - independent or Halfords?

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interesting. in London, historic buildings are rarely demolished, and if its essential, they keep the front facade

noticed that elsewhere in the UK, they freely destroy historic buildings at will

>make a contactless payment
>terminal crashes and payment doesn't process
>you're already out of the door

business idea: contactless vaginas

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>>68182050
used it yesterday and didn't get a 'cracker' or a 'coin' wtf

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>office job
>play games with workmates on the weekend sometimes
>one of them is buds with the boss
>boss says to me one day "Anon, you're so assertive when playing games from what I hear, why can't you exhibit that in the workplace?"

>>68181966
More like
>go out of my way for this girl ive barely seen in person a couple times
>she didn't want to make the extra effort
>sent her flowers for V day, she didn't get me shit
>her excuse why she couldnt come see me was because she's afraid of intimacy

Lol?

Ive tested this dumb bitch so many times, but the gullible fuck in me is too nice when it comes to people + i was blinded by what i assumed was "love"

I don't care what anyone says anymore. Actions speak way louder.

>>68182146
It's a fair point

>>68182151
why did you send her flowers in the first place you dimwit?

you just sound like an entitled redditor

>>68182146
christ

>>68182134
same just opened the app and got something pop up about it though

eating porridge with some extra fibres to get the brown gold going

>>68182146
>play games with workmates

gay cunt

having a shave with my Schick Hydro® 5 Razor - The closest smoothest shave.

>>68182173
>extra fibres
innocent smoothie?

>>68182050
wtf i love consumerism now!

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>>68182114
they don't. but i wish they did sometimes

preserving the front of older buildings is meant to keep the new one in keeping with the older environment but they still do it even when the wider environment has modernised lol

>>68182159
It's a completely different environment m8

Yeah I'll just decide to be assertive, because 'that would make sense'

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Ah yes, so-called women

>>68182169
Cuz we were together you dumb cuck

>>68182187
what bran lad

very tasty would rec

>>68182212
doesn't sound like it

>>68182210
tell her it isn't even fucking midday yet

>>68182210
Be nice and tell her you admire her lucidity.

Got a video interview with the civil service today lads

>>68182171
will definitely be going for that free cup of 'ee from 'sta

01100100 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101111

Hey, I'm having a bad day
Nothing happened
Just feeling a lot of self loathing
(for my bollocks)

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I've been sick seven times this morning.

Saturday fucking ruined. Wasted.

>>68182151
>>68182212
>Dumb
>Cuck
FOY, you have all the rest of 4chan to post shit like this on you stupid fucking cunt

>going to an event on Thursday
>girl that stood me up and girl that I fucked it up with both attending
just fuck off

>>68182252
No crying Shia this time?

>>68182209
Just imagine everything is vidya,

001 11000 01010 001 .. 111 0100 110

>>68182253
same, would quite like a £10 gift card from them too as there's one right next to work

https://soundcloud.com/therealistpromo/devz-who-what-where-lost-focus-remix

ebin

>>68182258
someone explain this

>>68182067
>trusting banks and merchant schemes

lad my interest might as well be minus figures at this point

as long as my money is insured I don't really care

eating an apple

you never eat enough fibres lads

*Crashes into the thread*
*Obliterates the yank runt with one flick of a finger*
*Produces a mallet*
*Swings at my bollocks*
Ah yes

really wish i could replace the mole in the whack a mole game with my bollocks

>>68182322
silly boy. you're supposed to save money, not seconds

>>68182234
She agreed to be bf/gf
She said I love you

But i was always in doubt that i was being played

*hears someone complaining about girls*
*Smashes him round the head with mallet covered in testes*
*Obliterates his bollocks for good measure*
They never learn

>>68182212
But you have barely seen her in person

Anyone done a video interview here?

>>68182372
Two

Why doesn't the CPS have it#s own Barristers, like governments in the US have their own attorneys?

>>68182372
didn't get past the etray. when do they get back to you? ;-;

*pisses all over the thread*
See what you've done now lads...this is the consequence for having a shite thread
*Squeezes foreskin for good measure*
*Last few drops trickle out and land on some runts head*
Hehe

All the bints at work spend a obscene amount of time talking about their dress for the Christmas do
Women are a nightmare

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been lurking the last two threads without posting

think it's about to rain lads I just felt some drips on my head

>>68182394
They said on mine I passed the e-tray immediately then I had to wait for about a week before they unlocked the video.

I'm going to prepare some generic answers ahead of time I think. I'm mainly paranoid my tablet will fuck up as that's all I've got for doing the video with.

>>68182392
the US government is large and unwieldy because it's it's a cash cow for upper class professionals

>>68182410
shitposting snipers out

>>68182402
*rear up in anger*
*grab the piss-runt*
*slam him bodily into your bollocks*

dunno if i should eat food or just have a cuppa 'oe for brekkie

*complains about girls*
*presents my bollocks*

>>68182394
Oh also that etray thing was legitimately fun. I'd do one just for shits and giggles if I could. It was like a videogame in a weird way.

>don't feel guilty for not going out because exams soon
>Can be a comfy recluse all of Christmas
Ah yes, /comfy/ at last

>>68182420
what department /?

>>68182363
True but we broke up more than one before, and i had my doubts.

The issus is I give other people the benefit of the doubt way too easily even when my own instincts tell me otherwise.

Cut out a couple friends from my life before this as well. Feelz fucking great, not gonna lie. Thought i'd be in tears or some bullshit, but I guess our instincts know when we're in a toxic relationship.

Never thought I'd say this, but I can't believe 4chan actually helped me.

She was A brit btw, in case you wanted to know

>>68182419
did your roof licence expire or what haha

>>68182461
i didnt

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-38184599

mongs

> In England and Wales the £5, £10, £20 and £50 notes are legal tender for payment of any amount

On the train to Oxford

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>>68182451
I'm hoping that my previous experience working abroad would help me with the diplomatic side. So I need to get that across today.

t. Shiplad

>>68182461
>The issus is I give other people the benefit of the doubt way too easily even when my own instincts tell me otherwise.
never change anon

>>68182481
>Business idea: refuse to accept money as payment

>>68182492
what are you doing there? :3

>tfw no qt bruce lisp gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLTbGS-9lEQ

don stepped outside
it felt good to be alone
he wished he was drunk
thought about something he'd just said
and how stupid it'd sounded

>>68182496
mine says congrats you've passed but video interview locked. the FAQ says 3 months minimum wait period

>>68182509
she doesn't have a lisp

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thinking of winter

>>68182497
I won't but only for family.

Outsiders can go fuck themselves.

>>68182372
Yeah I did a skype interview for a cruise ship musician ausition

As a pretty medicore drummer the audio lag/quality helped a ton lel

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>>68182539
When did you do it? I emailed them about it and got this back.

>>68182508

Going to do drugs

>>68182542
quite clearly does

listen to when she says "this" you can see her tongue touching her two front teeth

now fuck off

>>68182561
Did you get it?

score predictions lids?

2-1 city

>>68182580
2-2 2bh

>>68182570
listen kiddo, i've lived in australia my entire life, and as such am automatically an expert on australian accents, whereas you're speaking from a basis of zero knowledge of experience

now on your bike champ

>>68182496
I remember you. Weren't you doing something in Hong Kong?

>>68182590
how will the scoring go?

>>68182580
3-1 chelsea

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Feeling great today as I chose not to poison my body with excessive levels of alcohol

>>68182562
they say fast stream is for finding bosses but what if someone got in and just stayed at a middle level because they wanted to or because they couldn't progress

>>68182580
reckon the man might kick the ball if i'm honest with you

>>68182496
>5th preference
>Generalist

Smug twat

>>68182576
Yeah, 3 month contract in Feb

Not sure if I'm gonna do it though. Even though musicians have it the easiest, ship life is bloody hard

>>68182616
Not me. I'd like to go to Hong Kong but I've never actually gone there.

>>68182627
I think a bunch of people do. I just want to be in charge of something. I can't quell my lust for power.

>>68182622
rasheed

>>68182621
you're off your head

>>68182627
Fast stream is a leadership development programme, not really a graduate job in the typical sense.

At least for Cent. Dep. you have to apply for your postings, and have to apply for a grade 7 job at the end or you get booted from the civil service if you can't secure a permanent post.

Once you're a Grade 7 you can stay there forever if you like, pays an ok salary and you can bounce sideways every few years once you're bored with your job if you want.

>>68182622
me too, only had one pint though
had a lot of shisha though which made me feel a bit sick

childbirth isn't that painful

>>68182622
I'm still drunk the hangover hasn't hit yet.

>>68182619
dunno :3

>>68182642
>ship life is bloody hard

Nah m8.

Ship life is hard when you're on a cargo ship spending 4 months at sea without ever actually getting ashore, and only seeing land about three times in that period.

When you're getting up at 4am to do a watch, then working until 10, then working again at 4pm, every single day with no breaks. Then you get to port and do 6 hours on 6 hours off, never sleep at all, never get ashore, and be generally miserable.

What you're talking about is a cushy musician job on a cruise ship. Don't equate that with ship life.

I am mildly annoyed over this.

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>>68182658
it's been 2 weeks and no email :(
i didn't seriously want it. was only doing it for the memes

I'm a Romanian.

>>68182740
Pack your bags

>>68182740
fuck off bender

Hi I'm Nick Celino

>>68182703
'sheed

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>>68182713
k

>>68182727
I'd really like it myself. My sister's working in a local council already and it sounds pretty great.

I really like politics though.

>>68182716
>waah waah being an officer is so hard you guys

Least you're not swabbing the decks, or whatever you people call it. Spare a thought for the poor filipinos you're commanding.

>>68182740
salut

>>68182740
alri dracula, mina isn't here

>>68182716
That was my point m8, don't take offence

Crew work extremely hard in entertainment, let alone military. Nonetheless beign stuck in a cabin for months with nothing to but drink sounds abysmal

>>68182716
Still would be an officer kek

how do ye no if a girl likes yeouuuu?
is it love what Im looking 4 I don't no anymore reckon I just want some peace and quietttt

>>68182780
>military

He's a commercial cargo nigger

give me some good functional reddit pages like r/soccerstreams

not interested in any frivolous discussion or ""humour"""

>>68182784
To be fair, some people do like it. I'm just not one of them.

>All these lads who haven't done the civil service fast stream video interview yet

Good fucking luck lads, it's fucking abysmal and half of the questions aren't even relevant to working in the civil service.

Completely threw me off.

t. obsessive diplomatic autist

>>68182772
Salut to you too! or ahoy!

>>68182779
Errmmm Josh Thomas isn't here.

>>68182810
Wait, are you Shia Labeouf autist?

You people need to individualise yourselves

>>68182765
maybe 2 weeks isn't too long to wait if they're staggering it

working for a council isn't great btw. pays poor and it's not hard to get

don't have any bacon or sausages and cba going shops

>>68182806
better than being stuck in an office around people you hate for your entire life

janny is on the game

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*waits patiently*

>>68182836
one coin closer to that free costa tho

>>68182797
r/cei

>>68182810
are you lad who put me onto this
the one who fails every year and is still determined to live a life of fulfilling passport inquiries lol


tell me what questions they ask?

>>68182868
hmm true

might just go buy 5 items and do them all in individual transactions at self checkout

alri deano

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>>68182829
Yes.

>IWN pass the video interview and get to the assessment centre to talk about how I know several obscure languages and impress the assessment centre staff
>I will never nervously wait to log in to my emails one day to find out they've accepted me and now it's just the cursory background checks
>IWN spend months travelling knowing that I have one of the most desirable jobs in the world waiting to start in October when I get back

>>68182795
Near enough the same thing when it comes to man hours.

The Royal Navy spend most of their time regulating the imports and exports overseas.

Alright lads, for the next 10 (ten) minutes I will be solving your problems in life.
Fire away.

If immigration is your main concern, isn't Brexit just choosing to be flooded by Pakistanis and Nigerians from the Commonwealth instead of Poles and Romanians from the EU? At least the Eastern Europeans are Christian and white.

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Sauron's wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift.

t. still romanian
(doesn't apparently matter that my bf is a welsh thief, now english)

>>68182876
That's me lmao.

They've been sneaky because loads of people on TSR share questions so they seem to change depending on a few factors nobody can work out, such as what streams you're still in contention for and some random shit.

Honestly, they're fucking shit. I wish I could help more but one of them was about how you work in diverse teams, literally what the fuck are you meant to say?

I treat the different people the same as the non-different people?

>>68182915
poo sticks in my bum hair

>>68182915
got called an oppressor of women in budgens

>>68182916
all malaysians should be killed

>>68182920
that IS a lot

anybody who denies this is a mong

where do Deanos live in England?
here they live in Northwest Sydney

>>68182888
>several obscure languages
what ones?
also could you not tell them this in the video interview? pretty impressive

>>68182927
shave it

>>68182920
>UK population
Now split that in to ethnic population & foreigners with a passport.

>>68182888
You're putting too much faith in it and chances are it's why you're not getting it. Being a language sperg isn't what they want, they want leaders and communicators.

I'm more on the "don't care" train, just applying because why the fuck not. I do things like drama though, and I've got life experience. Which counts for a lot.

>>68182954
Essex.

Mate. I think it's about time somebody asked

What are you bloody doing?

>>68182954
north england & essex

>>68182954
the home counties

>>68182954
my house

>>68182954
Essex, Reading, Leeds, Newcastle

mentioned

>>68182968
>your talents don't count BUT MINE do :p

>>68182947
tell us what happened lad

>>68182888
>YWN have to be evauated from the embassy in the dead of night because Boko Haram are getting a bit rowdy again

>YWN be spied on by the russians and lose your security clearance for 8 months and be deported back to the UK because you took your change from a shop and the owner reported it as an accepted bribe

>YWN get mugged at gunpoint by Colombian drug gange if you go outside unescorted

You seem to be glamourising what is actually quite a shit and stressful job. Oh, and

>YWN spend your entire career in the UK as a contact for foreign missions in London because they refuse to send you abroad like 50% of diplomatic fast streamers because you don't have the right connections

>>68182991
idiot

>>68182925
if it makes you feel any better i didn't even reach the video

>go to the dentist
>clean bill of health
>get home
>back teeth hurt when I drink something cold

hmm

>>68183005
don't want to trigger my ptsd iiabhwy

>>68182968
I am only obsessed with it because doing the kind of jobs they do there are exactly what I do in my job now, I just do it for a company and I don't get to move around abroad.

>>68182959
Chinese is the main one, I tried to drop it in but it just come across as shoehorned and I'm not even sure it was relevant, ah well.

It's not really about what you can do desu it's about your potential so there's not a great chance to get stuff like that into it

>>68183021
>>go to the dentist
>>clean bill of health
FOY

>>68182915
i have no work ethic and probably adhd as well

>>68182915
i dont have a gf

>>68183014
t. deano

>>68182967
If you have a passport (not just PR) you're not a foreigner you're a bleedin citizen.

Is there actually a green belt around London?

Meaning that Reading, St Albans, etc will never become engulfed?

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>>68183038

>>68183019
Not being a dick but how?

All you had to do was read the competencies and then just bear in mind that they like you to make decisions, be thoughtful for your team mates and not waste money when you don't have to.

I literally used that to click through the SJT and Etray tests

>>68183011
>Implying that isn't exciting and exactly what I'm looking for.

I think you people think I want it for the glamour, I want it because I'm fascinated by it and deeply care.

I'll literally NEVER stop applying

>>68182954
essex, kent, cheshire

>>68183033
how did you learn chinese? seems rather rando

bit weird how he's called joey essex and is actually from essex

>>68183021
Try Colgate Pro-Relief

>>68182716
>never sleep at all
who's stopping you?

>>68183057
Heathrow expansion will change everything.

Once the M25 is no longer a sacred cow, they'll start expanding Greater London in all directions, green belt or not

>>68183050
>I'm a citizen of this country because a scheme that gives passports out like hotcakes to any dindunufin or rasheed says so

Yeah sure buddy, try telling the Chinese you're one of them as an angmo.

other Deano areas:
Macquarie and Mascot
basically wherever there are business parks

>>68183080
sensodyne is better

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>>68183068
>mfw I did absolutely no research on the etray and questions and just answered them and passed

>>68183076
Unironically met a Chinese lad in my halls at uni who taught me words as a laugh, then I ended up paying to do courses in it and then I won some prize to go study in China for a while lel.

>>68183097
funny because I don't recall asking you?

>>68183068
read all the material before starting and ran out of time towards the end so had to rush last few answers.

so-called deanos can be found literally anywhere in the country tbf

>>68183068
I wasn't kidding about the Russian thing, they actually pull that shit because their foreign office is full of master rusemen

>>68183068
>I'll literally NEVER stop applying

You're a fucking idiot then. Apply somewhere lower down. If you're competent, then you'll work your way up. Don't just keep on trying for the top and going nowhere.

gonna get out of bed and do a shower x

>>68183085
The cargo pumps running full blast right outside my cabin

>>68183104
used to like you when I thought you were a JUST'd loser

why are you even here, you successful prick

I wrote a haiku about my experience in a gay bar last night.

Walk into gay bar
Please do not gender police
Bit gay t b h

>>68183120
Government cuts mean that the FCO NEVER hires externally unless it's an extremely rare skill they want.

The only way in is literally through the fast stream.

Don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for the people that give up chasing, I'm gonna get there one day.

>>68183106
bit touchy there Deano mate
everything alright?

why are you all going on about this civil service thing

why would you want to sit in an office all day

>>68183147
>I'm gonna get there one day.

Nah. Fuck it up once and that's you on the blacklist.

>>68182954
Essex
Northwest are also the pikey edition of deanos

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>>68183120
>If you're competent, then you'll work your way up
>mfw

Actually no, he won't. Either you go all in fast stream or you succeed in the private secto and transfer over, taking a pay cut for the added prestige and contact with senior policy makers and ministers.

There is no such thing as social mobility or hard work paying off in the foreign office.

>>68183145
same

there's always good bantz at the gay bar

>>68183168
That's why they say that it's common for people to be average age of about 27 and have failed 3 or 4 times before finally getting in.

Post about Deanos you know

>used to be in the army
>works in a car dealership now
>paid for his bf to have a boob job
>lives in a new build
>goes on holiday to hot places with beaches in europe where there are lots of other deanos

*plans a holiday to Essex*

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>>68183184
>paid for his bf to have a boob job

>>68183184
>paid for his bf to have a boob job
hmm

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>>68183184
>paid for his bf to have a boob job

>Congratulations, you've passed this section and can now continue to the next section.

>Video interview - locked

What does it mean?


Can I be employed to rewrite their website so it doesn't contradict itself?

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>>68183210
alri haha

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>>68183184
>>paid for his bf to have a boob job

what is this fucking civil service thing you keep talking about

what do you do in it

>>68183216
See >>68182562

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>>68183210
imagine waking up in this state

dear oh dear

>>68183216
The people who run the Fast Stream aren't themselves fast streamers, it's general recruitment. You can'texpect perfection

>>68183233
You do a series of interviews then get rejected.

>>68183233
build mosques

anyone know about the national audit office

>>68183233
Civil service fast stream.

It's basically a fast track to leadership in the civil service. You can apply of any of the streams, so that covers everything they do, from diplomatic missions abroad to working in HR, to working in Parliament.

You start on a shit wage but after 4 years it goes up to like 50-60k and you have the potential and chance to basically end up on like 80-100k+ by the end of your career.

>>68183233
fiddle kids

>>68183257
>national autist office

Sounds interesting

>>68183186
essex lads aren't that bad 2bh if you just wanna get hammered

t. essex boi uncle

>>68183258
>leadership
ah yes turbo normie overconfident cunts

>>68182925
>Honestly, they're fucking shit. I wish I could help more but one of them was about how you work in diverse teams, literally what the fuck are you meant to say?

>being this dense
just say I try to come to common-understanding, and value the inputs of people from a range of different professional and culture backgrounds. I try to use diversity to my advantage when working in a group, because it helps bring in various perspectives and considerations, that help with providing an optimal team-effort in whatever task.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u9Qy8rB8F4

me

>>68183240
It doesn't say to email them. I'm not doing more work than required. That would be an inefficient use of resources.

You can tell the stingy tories are in charge when all questions rely on you holding the chequebook out of everyone's reach.

>>68183257
It's like Internal Affairs for the civil service

>>68183279
Literally exactly what I said

Still caught me out though

>>68183273
oi Smithster we still doing FIFA on the PS4 Pro later?

>>68183310
>on the PS4 Pro

no one calls it this

do your research Bruce

wouldn't know a Deano if one knocked you on the head

>>68183306
dunno
i'm really good at BSing in interviews. This sort of shit literally rolls off my tongue.

I gotta do a video interview tomorrow for BofE, did my civil service etray yesterday (found that I didn't have to look at the background info nearly as much as I had thought, and most of it was just commonsensical).

>>68183300
good or bad?

>>68183292
greater london

>>68183356
Desk job, lots or spreadsheets and report writing I imagine

If you want a warrant card but not join the police, go for the HSE instead.

>>68183352
Also doing the interview for Bank of England tomorrow.

How you preparing? My brain is just full of their history and all the shit they're currently working on, no idea what to expect.

Sounds like shitloads of people get inited to these interviews desu.

I only got like 20 out of 40 on that test about the bank burning down lmao

cost of ferries in london is ridiculous

>>68183352
>>68183415
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/

>>68183450
epic

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>fast stream autistwill never experience this

had a hair cut and looking mighty fresh if I may say so myself

will women act normal if you beat the emotional, retarded child out of them?

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>>68183273
>boi

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boi

when did this happen

world's greatest was literally sung about me

>>68183450
good post.
>>68183415
haven't done fuck all so far :(
i mean i know the general shit about the bank which i'm going to brush up on. and can BS a story about like 'what is the current events that matter' or something. I reckon they don't look at those until you're short listed anyway.

I got almost all the questions right on the bank burning down thing. I also got an email about the assessment centre (not saying i was invited just saying when/where)

>>68183508
'dora

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>>68183559
>>68183559

janny isn't having it

>>68183598
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>>68183553
Are you really in Switz?