/brit/

terrible thread so far

BK sucks

chicken fries were good though

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hmm

alri

>>68179644
who's this dashing fellow?

>>68179655
>>68179655
>>68179655
Nu

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Lads.

>>68179653
how is it possible for a bacon double cheese burger to be so tasteless?

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parents are arguing again

what's the plan today lads?

>>68179681
alri esti

>>68179681
aidstonia

>>68179690
It's all your fault desu

SHE'S LEAVING

>>68179690
About you?

>>68179690
they only stayed together for you bruce. go fix it

>>68179697
Go back to halls
Study
Go to the gym

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SQUAAAAAAAAD

>>68179697
sit in bed and av a wank

arguing with the missus again lads

Arguing with my wife about our runt again

Watching these two runt parents next door argue lads

>>68179697
Hot chocolate and Grim Fandango

>>>/int//ausnz/

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>>68179730

just spitballing here
what if we killed all the seriously disabled (paralysed/braindead etc), mentally ill, imprisoned and everyone on the sex offenders register
cut all the aid to developing countries
wait for africa and india to self destruct
and enjoy a world with a manageable population?

>>68179743
top saturday that is lad nice one

>>68179752
not a word

>>68179752
rorksie

>>68179697
going to explore the old abandoned theme park here in Berlin

>>68179752
Why don't we kill all white people instead

>>68179730
Is this from an actual movie?

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>>68179698
alri

>>68179752
racist

we should part ways, let's say you're dogafart and I'm blacked

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*honks at you*

>>68179781
it looks fucking dreadful

will KISS the first lad who talks to me x

>>68179752
It's funny that you think aids towards developing countries is some kind of government-level charity with no return

68179795
fuck you are a shit in

>>68179795
hey good looking

>>68179777
because that's less than 1 billion people and its all the smart people

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>>68179781
Supergirl, Flash, Green Arrow, Legends crossover episode of the various tv series

>>68179808
*kisses you on the lips and winks*

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>>68179706
There are only 6k people with AIDS in Estonia and most of that is in the city of Narva, which consists 87.6% of russians and is the most eastern city of Estonia (its right on the russian border.

really enjoy not drinking but it makes it hard to socialise t b h

>>68179752
the mental and physically weak won't breed anyway

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>just spitballing here
>what if we killed all the seriously disabled (paralysed/braindead etc), mentally ill, imprisoned and everyone on the sex offenders register
>cut all the aid to developing countries
>wait for africa and india to self destruct
>and enjoy a world with a manageable population?

>>68179801
how else do you propose we stop africans breeding so much short of actual warfare

>>68179815
is this considered normoid entertainment?

>>68179831
i'm trying mate

>>68179815
jesus christ

>>68179815
What the fuck.
Special effects from shows in 2005 looked better than this.

>>68179752
>just spitballing here
fuck off foy

definitely NOT a racist

>>68179816
bit gay haha

>>68179816
*winks back* I understand what must be done
*kicks you square in the bollocks*

really enjoy the national action madlad posting his thoughts in /brit/

>>68179859
video game generation want it to be less realistic

>>68179864
same haha

You lads wanna talk about MK Dons vs AFC Wimbledon now?

>>68179752
india and some parts of africa won't self destruct

>>68179831
but theyre a drain on society as long as theyre alive>>68179860
oh do fuck off, what do you want me to say, "just throwing out (a suggestion) for discussion"?

>>68179869
*falls to the ground*
w-why

>>68179852
Same :)

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>>68179859
Apparently they spend 80% of the budget shooting on location, meaning they couldn't even afford actors to play against green screen and had to do it the old fashioned way

>>68179815
squealing

>>68179886
everyone in india hates each other and has cholera

>>68179884
sure

putting some 'cha on my 'za

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>>68179913
>implying based Modi won't make india great again

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>>68179940

>>68179951
there is no way india can become great without fumigating the ganges and bombing the cities

>>68179929
Are both a sets of fans really into the "derby" or just the Wimbledon lads?

>>68179951
>knowing any indian other than ghandi
fuck off pajeet

>>68179951
thailad on pooicide watch

seems surreal that there are over 1 billion Indians

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:)

Why is india so awful when british-indians are one of the best minorities in britain?

>>68179979
just the Wimbledon lads

MK aren't a club

>>68180012
lol

need a bf

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doing a draw x

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>>68179887
Is that you doctor

>>68180012
t. ex-pat Singh

>>68180046
Indians are literally the best minorities here

>>68179666
Would fuck

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the gf

>>68179980
>not knowing about the anti-muslim, hindu nationalist
rasheed

>>68180016
Interdasting...

Are MK kinda like RB Leipzig in Germany? (but not league 1 tier)

>>68180068
dumb snail girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14

what are you lads getting your dads for christmas?

this thread is so bad it has already ruined 2017 for me

>>68179682
Never realised this before but thinking back you're right.

Fuck burger king

>weekend
>going to spend it doing nothing
>in bed

kill me

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TEETEETAH THIS THREAD BE QUITE FOOLISH

>>68179697
watch the football

you know the one

now that 2016 is wrapping up soon, how did you all do on the /gf 2016/ challenge?

>>68180145
get your christmas shopping done lad that's what i'm doing

>his uncle got absolutely fucked by the IRA
haha no wonder he's traumatised

>>68180176
consumerist drone

>>68180076
sort of yeah

but MK originate for different reasons and their history goes furthest back to the dark ages of 2004

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>>68180118
mmhmm vewy gud poinz hmm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4

>>68180122
Prolly a rye

He's been on a kick

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>>68180068

>>68180170
El money
El Classico
El North London vs El West London

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>consumerist drone

>Best of 60s and 70s Music Songs | Vietnam War Music | Psychedelic Music | Hippie Music Mix

ahh yes

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Oh god the pizza boy asked me why I wasn't going out tonight and I dropped my pasgetti then had to wait there while he counted like 150 coins (mostly 5 cent pieces)

>>68180307
should have killed him

>>68180118
me on the left

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>>68180307
> being that cunt who pays for everything with shitloads of coins
fucking hate benders like you

if someone handed me 150 coins I would deck him

>>68180201
>a whole 5 years
Epic

>>68180321

how else am i supposed to get rid of my 5 cent pieces? he seemed like a bit of a cunt anyway, who in my eyes, deserved it.

>>68180324
5?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-38194371

>Trump-Taiwan call: China lodges protest

looks like WW3 might still be on cards, just with china instead of russia

glad I'm in london, going to get a comfy front row view of the nuclear apocalypse....

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>>68180307
>mfw someone gets on the bus and starts digging out coins to pay with

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>>68180338
TAKE THEM TO A FUCKING BANK

>>68180251
can anyone translate this yank's post for me? struggling for present ideas for my dad and want to know if he's suggested something worth getting. don't understand a word of it though.

>>68180338
Coin machine at bank fuckhead.

>>68180322
could do with 150 coins on noki bay

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>>68180357
> tfw everyone uses transport cards here so we never have that issue

SIXTH time dis week

>>68180358

he should have just trusted that i gave him the right amount of change, i even tipped him 2 dollars for his time.

if someone paid me 2 dollars to count like 200 coins i'd do it in a second, he's getting paid by the hour anyway.

supa kawaii goodu moringu desu~ :p

>>68180369
papua new guinea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjQqYFNK50M

>>68180362
Probably a bottle of whisky.

He's been drinking a lot of whisky lately.

off to Africa to become a door-to-door pomade salesman whilst spreading the word of the Lord our God

>>68180393
Internet is too shit for videos here.

mohai-uh, motorway

>>68180373
>London banned paying cash for public transport 2 years ago
>all those people getting and being told to fuck off and buy an oyster card

was fun

Hey lads for the past 3 nights I haven't been able to sleep continuously for more than 40 minutes. As I feel that I'm choking and the lack of oxygen wakes me up.

I think this should be the flu but nevertheless I don't recall feeling choked like this. I'm actually kind of losing it, I just shitposted through the weirdest maps generals in my dreams.

I neeed to sleep, anyone has a clue whether I might have pneumonia or something like that? It hurts to breath desu.

>>68180407
tune though

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finna cop this

>>68180422
fat

>>68180395
cheers lad

fucking hate entitled runts who think they're above counting coins

>>68180173
I have a gf of 4 months now but don't really like her that much. what do?

>>68180422
go docs

>>68180414
>london is jewish
already knew that senpai

>>68180422
Go and see a GP lad

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fucking chundered twice last night lads

feeling fucking awful

>>68180414

> not just walking on the bus when they tell you that your money is no good here

lol

>>68180422
stupid swiss faggot

>>68180462
were they tactical?

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thoughts/musings?

>>68180441
stick with it you'll come around

>>68180470
newfags can't triforce ecks dee

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finna cop this

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imagine being a single 30 year old who still lives at home with his parents. hahaha

>>68180425
Trippy sounds lad. I FAVOURITED IT FOR LATER.

>>68180468
first time was in brisbane city park haha

second time was in the shower when i got home

>>68180465
if you don't pay here then the bus driver shuts down the bus and starts shouting at you until you leave

if you still don't leave, the people on the bus will get pissed off and eventually kick you off

>>68180470
used to live here. grim

>>68180422
you could have enlarged tonsils which are collapsing into your airway when you enter more relaxed levels of sleep causing obstructive sleep apnoea and forcing you to wake up

go to a gp

>>68180462
ahaaaa bruce m888 you were wankered last night laaa ahahaaaaa can't believe you downed that dirty pint geez absolute top boy aha

>>68180422

go to the hospital before you die

>>68180470
probably the most meme of all the on-seas

>>68180483
Soz 4 caps bra

>>68180500
K thanks

>>68180490
its being slowly gentrified lad

glad I live in based Thorpe Bay though

>>68180490

ah that never happens over here, they'd probably get in trouble for delaying the bus over $1

>>68180462
haha love a tac vom

>>68180505
>bra

haha boobies

>>68180496
alri nerdboy, whats a million plus a million? haha

>£900k

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-59473172.html

>>68180498
t. virgin

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>>68180502
you mad because Hasselhoff doesn't give a shit about Germany any more and is in love with Southend?

>>68180484

grim

>>68180470
southend noncey

saw some mong chundering in brisbane city park last night lads, took a picture of him and shared it on facebook

watched some bender take a picture of this lad chundering in the park last night lads

he looked fairly bent tbqh

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>America literally has re-education camps

https://www.fb.com/Channel4News/videos/10154189136921939/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

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>>68180566

im still upset over that pizza boy asking me why i wasn't going out tonight in a condescending tone haha

>>68180542
i'm not a german

these memes don't affect me

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>>68180526
Lol

>>68180570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Pms2ZSO-g

>>68180471
I dunno pal I'm away at uni so it's long distance. It was fun over summer cause I had no friends but realised I don't actually like her that much. She's pretty normy too watches Xfactor and shit.

>>68180573
happened to me a chippy once

>go in on a friday night
>guy starts asking me my plans
>'haha yeah i'm going out to party at the club with my mates after im finished eating this yeah'

doing a cry haha

>>68180566
not clicking that screamer

might rock some cunts jaw

>>68180619

come on then

saw u lookin

>order something from japan
>it's been 20 days and it's still not here

regret

duno which gimmick i prefer more lads

>doing a misuse of the auxiliary verb

or

>dropping the first 'llable of a noun

>>68180347
Funny how people call Trump childish but it's the politicians that play these stupid political games.

>>68180598
fuckin sook

>China's foreign ministry says it has lodged a complaint with the US after President-elect Donald Trump spoke to Taiwan's leader in a phone call.

OOPSIE DAISIES!!

>>68180643
*walks up to you*

*touches our lips together*

Been talking to this girl for 2 years

What the fuck does it mean when she says she's afraid of intimacy?

>>68180644
>ordered from China
>been 2.5 years

Checking that mailbox everyday lad.

>>68180533
probably costs that much to keep it running for a couple of years though tbf

>>68180672
she wants to fuck someone else but materially or emotionally benefits from keeping you around

>>68180672
She has a benis.

>>68180647
i invented the first one and popularised the second one desu

i am a gimmick baron

>>68180573
Probably because he remembered you as the cunt who paid in coins the last time you got a pizza

>>68180697
How can you tell?

She pulls long all nighters with me and we share nudes ever since she moved

>>68180672
she doesnt want to fuck you but knows that if she rejects you, you might stop paying attention to her

>not even president yet
>picks a fight with china already

russian thaw won't last either

>>68180721
yeah you didn't though I did

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>>68180662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>68180739
fight me

>>68180755
alri

>>68180735
Dude say it aint so, she's cried everytime we fight. Maybe she's just fucking psycho but her dad left before she was born

>>68180730
>She pulls long all nighters with me and we share nudes ever since she moved
Gives you enough to make you orbit, but not the thing you're after, that she gives to others she's really interested in. Mountain Jew is right, you're being played. Cut all contacts.

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surfing the wave to normiedom lads

>>68180738
>picks a fight with china
They are the ones acting childish for no reason.
This whole "One China" thing is bullshit and it is long past time someone calls it out.

>>68180817
This

GIB BACK HONG KONG!!

think i need

>>68180835
They didn't take it forcefully, an agreement was made.

>>68180804
Should I even call her out on her bullshit?

who /compulsiveliar/ here?

>Britain is leaning towards a softer Brexit after ministers admitted that they were considering plans to allow low-skilled migration and could pay to access the single market after leaving the European Union. The government does not want to end up with damaging labour shortages, David Davis, the Brexit secretary, said last night amid growing signs that ministers were moderating their stance.

Nice

Been trying 5(five) months to find someone to have sex with

>>68180662
Thats his way of telling china that if they try any economical trade related funny business he'll support tawainese secession..

>>68180864
not me

>>68180878
>he'll support tawainese annihilation

FTFY

>>68180794
have you had sex with her?

>>68180864
Not me, I'm a lion tamer

>>68180876
>months

Get on my level.

YES AIIIIIIIIIIIIII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgV9lGzNHSI

MC SMALLY YEAH THAT'S MY NAME

>>68180812
good lad

>>68180886
i never lost control

>>68180854
If it wasn't forceful then why did they march in their army on the day of the hand off?

checkmate atheists

>In Daddy's House - Roxanne Rae

quite enjoy this one

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drinking some milk

>>68180916
Don't remember asking

will watching porn so I get a fat chubby but don't wank raise my test

>>68180724

oh fuck off, i tipped him TWO DOLLARS for TWO MINUTES OF HIS TIME which he was already being paid for by his boss...

>>68180891
Whatever. I got no dog in this race.

Let china and taiwan both burn for all i care.

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>Tfw just thought of a cracking retort but its for a post 2 threads ago

>>68180946
post it anyway if anything it will be funnier

>>68180946
retort? more like retard

watching this bender imbibe my semen that I disguised as milk

he must be really gay because the only men that drink semen are gay ones

>>68180897
No, we met 2 years ago and have constantly gone back and forth but she moved hours away. She was very closed from the beginning but began to open up over time. Says she's afraid of contact with strangers but not when she's drunk. But her snaps say otherwise

>>68180923
get a load of this milk drinker

>>68180861
Knowing the jig is up, she'll change methods to get you to stay but she won't change. Unless you like drama then confront her and tell her you're tired of waiting. But she sounds dangerous.

>>68180989
orbiter tier

wanking into a cup

>>68180968
i drink semen and i'm not gay

who /autofellatio/ here?

>>68180915
Insurance. Would you trust the British to surrender clay?

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just opened my curtains

smashed it at the gym lads hehe

>>68181023
*evicts you from the closet*

got smashed at the gym lads

>>68181003
>>68181016
Man this sucks. This one really pulled me in. Never felt shit for girls till she came. Oh well, not like I haven't had to make heartless decisions before.

Maybe i can play her a bit before I go.

just wanked off while watching this extremely bent runt open the curtains

he must be extremely bent because his curtains have a floral pattern

>>68181030
unironically can suck my own doodle but it doesn't feel nearly as good as someone else doing it

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watching the morning news

>7am
>still awake
real nigga hours

>>68181034
Except it wasn't against the British, but the people they were "non-forcefully" assuming control over.

just smashed jim in his stupid fucking face lads

>>68181068
>Maybe i can play her a bit before I go.
aka I will continue to orbit

lmao the state of this gay boy

>>68181038

t. greek

>housemate constantly sings mopey folk songs with a mumbly voice

jesus christ....

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checking the weather for today online

>>68180959
Alright

'yeah you'd know all about that, bender'

>>68181084
why are you still awake senpai?

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So, why aren't you going out tonight? Hmm?

Posting on facebook

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having a glass water

>>68181098
is 'greek people go to the gym' a stereotype or something?

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>>68181108
>not quoting the post
dear oh dear lad

>>68181115
Working lad

>>68180422
>Swiss health

broken down halfway up the Mohaio Motorway
any geezer wanna come giz a lift to dublin?

>>68181115
*kisses you*

>>68181088
Probably a reassuring gesture, showing them they were under solid protection and needn't be afraid of the whito piggus anymore.

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rolling some dough

>>68181097
Yea, you're right. Bitches love attention, i'll just cut it off.

>>68181132

Are you seriously going to sit here and pretend that you'd be going out if you weren't working.

Come on, lets stop playing make believe.

>>68180989
dunno m8, i'd say you're getting strung along. you don't need to stop talking to her or anything but at least become aware of where you stand.

this is exactly what girls who like having orbiters do. my m8 dated a girl who would pull the same shit to other guys

>pretend to be really emotionally spastic to mask vulnerability
>excuse lack of sex with guy as a part of her emotional faults
>act just sexual enough to continue the belief you can fuck her

i mean i could be wrong, but it sounds pretty sketchy. best thing you can do is just stop playing into what she's selling. if she's doing the orbiter shit, she will change it up to try and get you back in.

>>68181115
going to be busy cracking rocks down the quarry

you should join, a jaw like yours would sort most of the rocks out in no time

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looking up josie skirt while she's not looking

accidently picked up the juicybit-less orange juice from mccolls again

sort your packing out mr.mccoll or will have to give you a clattering the likes the universe has never seen before

why would anyone EVER want to drink orange juice with juicy bits

>>68181115
went out last night desu

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>juicy bits

>>68181166

Why do girls do this? Are they inherently cruel beasts? This isn't the first time I've heard of this phenomenon

just came back from 7/11 with starburst snakes and milky bar cookies and cream

>>68181160
Oh alright then haha
*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>68181202
this

if you want 'bits' eat an orange
why ruin a perfectly good beverage with 'bits'

>>68181124

no, they like smashing stuff

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I SAID I DONT LIKE THE ONE WITH BITS

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>accidently picked up the juicybit-less orange juice from mccolls again

>sort your packing out mr.mccoll or will have to give you a clattering the likes the universe has never seen before

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had bags under my eyes since about year 8 haha

can't eat yoghurt if it has bits in either

Jew See Bitz

so toired

>>68181110
caffeine
watching fillums

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>mum gets home from work
>"oi bitch, where's my tea?"

beginning to like the mountainposter more and more

why are foreign flagposters the best posters?

Plot twist: you're actually mentally disabled and everyone around you just pretends you're normal.

>>68181175
*unsheathes ballbag*
you'll have to go through me first

>>68181258
I have the stupid fat puffy bags of skin under my eyes that Koreans get

It looks fucking awful. Just want it gone

>>68181280
ill assume u mean me
you know i'm just a brit lad who moved to switzerland to avoid the draconian laws.

>>68181202
>>68181238
nicer innit

might as well drink squash if you don't want bits

>>68181228
>Are they inherently cruel beasts?
no, of course not you daft fedora

just because some girls are arseholes doesn't mean they all are

>>68181274
>being rude to your mum

rasheed

>>68181272
i haven't slept since friday morning does that impress you?

>>68181228
guys will do it but actually have sex with the girl desu

plus the guys who become orbiters are almost never racking up the number of roots they get, so theyre being sold the dream of champagne on a goon salary

>>68181282
already know im autistic

NEW:

>>68181311
>>68181311
>>68181311

>>68181328
aren't you tired

>>68181166
You know what bro, i've waited long enough and it's not like she comes from the best family. She's been playing me for so long. I trusted her and as a beginner she took advantage of me. She hasn't given as much as I have. Fuck this bitch, but a part of me tells me she's psycho but I am crazy myself. I want to see how this works out.

>>68181326
Pretty sure it's his mom showing the little bitch boi who's the boss.

>>68181171
on a leggings ting atm youre just objectifying some poor stranger

>>68181357
sorry

>>68181339
no but i don't know how :x

its good because hopefully i can stay up for chelsea-city

big squishy poos in my nappy and wee on top of it

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> that big smelly hangover poo in the morning

the
janny

who just "moves to switzerland"

fuck off bullionaire