/brit/

shit thread so far

Gonna absolutely smash it this thread ngl

might as well just give up your (You)s right now lads haha

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>can here the partying normals from my bedroom
Ah, yes

>>68177784
australia would be a near perfect country if it was colder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDvtIt6Lsc

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>>68177807

>>68177814
Tasmania is nicer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0z08OpmEPc

*japanesey noises*

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>>68177821
There are girls too

They're all my age, uni students

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx_lI1MjK_Y

Thread music

>Vietnam has better jobs/pay but Thailand has better quality of life and less pollution

still hard to make a decision

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> frankly I dont care for such meaningless sentimentality

going to work now bye

>>68177915
NO WAIT ANON IT'S SATURDAY

YOU'RE NOT IN WORK TODAY

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>going to work
>on a saturday

Kendall Jenner would be the perfect woman if she had bigger boobs

Never met a pom living in Australia i liked

Other day i was playing an unspecified MMORPG and i found some fucking 71 year old pommy cunt playing

I told him there's too many chinks, indians and poms here and he said yeah i know my wife is fillipino

Told him to fuck off with her and he said he'd been here since the 70s and therefore he's a 10 pound pom and had the nerve to tell me to ask my grandfather what that means because im "only 21"

The average 21 year old Australian is far more educated than the average 21 year old pom so i can understand why he thought i was as dumb as the youth on the shithole of an island he escaped but anybody who literally has GOTTA GETTA should be deported

Fuck poms, all they do is whinge

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Got the p'made ready

>>68177928
>CEOs and successful men taking days off

Ahh yes alri deano

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>I work all weekend every weekend

>>68177931
Most recent ancestor came in 1920 from Edinburgh

If your ancestors arrived after WW2 you will NEVER (not at any point in time) be a true ANZAC, whether you're from some Chinese hellhole, the Netherlands or the 'nited 'dom

>>68177970
>CEOs and successful men shitposting on /brit/

very impressive

>MPs releasing a Christmas song for Jo Cox

Ah yes let's milk the shit out of this and block brexit

Thinking about going vegetarian.

>>68177990
I have more free time to shit post at work and get away with it than you. I make my own rules

>>68177983
>1920

Sorry that is far too late. Earliest of mine was in the 1830s (NI) and latest in the 1850s (NI + Northern England and Scotland lowlands)

>>68178015

>having lots of free time in a dead end job is successful

ah yes very impressive

>>68178019
guess I'm 1/8th dirty pommie then

Better than a lot desu

>>68178039
3/8 maori tho

back from work now hi

>>68178033
>dead end job
Running my own businesses isn't dead end sonny get back on fifa

>>68177931

Good post

>>68178049
hey babe need a post-work foot massage?

>>68178043
not at all, unironically would prefer that to being D*tch or chinese, at least I'd be good at rugger

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>>68178052
>fifa

>>68178052
What does your business do?

why are all maori such fat cunts?

>>68178052

post proof

>>68178067
It writes a series of semi-autobiographical novels

in the olden days the used to hang posh cunts with silk laden rope so they woudlnt get rope burn on their neck

have you ever heard more redundant shite

who cares if you've got some scratch on your neck when you're literally ded

>>68178067
oversees the smooth operation of machinery

>>68178059
yeah in fact i do *dropkicks you through the wall* ah yes much better

>>68178073
Kfry bru

>>>/r9k/33133861

terrific

Morning fellow GMT'ers

>>68178065
>prefer that to being dutch

why? I can understand chinese but dutch is the closest to anglo you can get without being anglo

am fuckn drunk

Was the official breakup of The Spice Girls the saddest day in British history?

>>68178080
King didn't fancy another civil war

>>68178088
shan't be clicking

>>68178091
don't like Cara that much

>>68178131
Nobody did. She was the most heavily forced meme in recent memory.

>>68178131
Would lick her bumhole 2b

>>68178158
hello Johan

>>68178165
The fuck is that meant to mean? Cara is objectively attractive

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Good morning, /brit/

Got ripped to shreds on /tv/ yesterday

Haven't followed anything about Rogue One, and asked if there were Bothan spies in it. Turns out this is some sort of bait people have been posting for months because the Bothan spies thing was in episode 6, not 4, and they became very hostile for a prolonged period.

Feeling a bit insecure as a result, please go easy with the banter today.

>>68178195
When are you getting annexed by Russia lad?

>>68178179
I was memeing mate, Cara's definitely hot

>>68178067
Business transactions, duh

>vaping
>being fat

why do people make themselves runty?

>>68178249

*taps thread edition*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfdV6nYI-Rg


early 2000's hardcore and metalcore was so sick man

STRAIGHT FUKKEN EDGE

>>68178226
not one

>>68178236
I personally don't find her all that appealing, though I could see why someone would.

>>68178277
Don't waste my time, I need to use the car to take the guy to the place.

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morning lads

just added my first maisie to the wank bank, that one earlier in the thread of her in her knickers

>>68178312
Morning, Long night

>>68178312
well good morning

many bothans died to bring you this shitpost

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68178333
>adding a photo of a middling celeb that isn't all that revealing to masturbate to

>>68178333
her face looks okay in some pics but horrid in others

sunk a few standards to enjoy life a bit more

>>68178363
the celebrity folder desperately needs bulking out

I shan't be wanking to it, it's just a form of autism

>>68178364
Always looks horrid

She's deformed

>posh idiots who don't know how fast food works
Had to wait behind a nuclear family of these twats babbling on at subway

>>68178379
she got an alri body for a womanlet tho

come on /brit/, make some noise

>>68178376
Fair enough

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>US President-elect Donald Trump has spoken directly with the president of Taiwan - breaking with US policy set in 1979, when formal relations were cut.

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>Always looks horrid
>She's deformed

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>>68178407
*angry flute noises*

>>68178376
>celebrity folder

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>>68178420
yes? is something wrong?

>subway

Someone suggest a new sub cause im bored of my old one. For reference:

Ham, lettuce, onion and chipotle mayo on a toasted italian herb loaf

Is what i used to get

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I shall die a kissless virgin lads haha!

>>68178442
Bloody immigrant, send her back to where she came from

pack of runts in this thread

but what does that make me?

>tfw too autistic to masturbate to pictures of pretty women on the internet

>>68178449
aggressive use of spacing there, can you please tone it down in the future, we don't have unlimited space in /brit/

>>68178449
Meatball marinara, triple cheese, jalapenos, gherkins, hearty italian

>>68178450
have unironically been hugged ha

>>68178463
a turbo-runt

*sits atop the /brit/ mountain*
*camera pans to me*
*let out a slow but loud ree*

>>68178488
IMMIGRANTS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I SAID COME ON /BRIT/
MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE

>>68178449

do not support globalist capitalism by going to subway

find a local italian deli. their sandwiches might be a tad more expensive but the meat and bread will be better quality

>>68178473
same
I flirted with qt girl in year 10 and she said she liked me, but I was to spergy and anxious to even ask her to the movies or anything
Then I became a loner shut in and just played videogames and 5 years laters nothings gotten better

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the gf

>>68178513
FUCKING NIGERIAN PAKIS OUT AS WELL

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>>68178522
diversity is our strength??

>>68178508
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL

>>68178508
ok *makes noise*

>>68178509
>do not support globalist capitalism by going to a shop selling foreign food, most likely using foreign labour, for personal profit

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the bit on the side

>>68178509
Fuck off protectionist shill

I like maccas and big brands. Relativley low cost and tasty

FUCKING FUCK THE JOINT FUCKING FUCK THE JOINT FUCKING FUCK THE JOINT FUCKING FUCK THE JOINT FUCKING FUCK THE JOINT FUCKING FUCK THE JOINT FUCKING FUCK THE JOINT FUCKING FUCK THE JOINT FUCKING FUCK THE JOINT

Ah yes. 21st century diplomacy.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/804863098138005504

>>68178543
Excuse me sir,this is a family friendly establishment. Please refrain from using caustic language lie that whilst you're here. As discussed in the pre-thread pamphlets, we appreciate the spirit and intent of your chant, but please use "dooping" instead

Thanks

>>68178571
I tried spamming this a lot more but it got picked up by the filter so I deleted two thirds of it: the post

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>"Hungry Jacks"

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>>68178575
Take that establishment

>>68178581
Ok then, poopyp*nts

>>68178488
Isn't that Hamilton's current girl?

>>68178575
Ah yes. Yankrunt posting about yank politics.
Ahh yess.
*filters the yank flag*
Much better.

>>68178593
umm we have neighbours u fucking prick

>>68178597
Don't like it so your argument is invalid

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are sarah lou

>>68178615
I bet you're a filthy Rep*blican

>>68178615
You wouldn't dare filter me

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>tim tams

hells teeth /brit/ you really are a shit audience
one more time then
LETS-MAKE-SOME-FUK-ING-NOI*ppissesand shits myself and slips on it and lands on your face and pisses all over you*

Just don't see the appeal of charli xcx 2bh

>shit music
>6/10 at best
>le ironic slut act hehe

>>68178597
it's shit so dont care

Business idea: take a political opinion I disagree with, greentext it, and post it accompanied by a man in a fedora.

>>68178657
>ironic
I don't think there's anything ironic about it

>>68178664
business idea:
shut the fuck up

>>68178622
>>68178662
Good lads, fush and chups is highest tier, then maccas and kfry, followed by burger king at the bottome

>>68178561

local businesses that aren't chains will at least pay their fair share of tax and the profits stay within the locality, helping the economy

any money you spend at a multinational chain go straight to shareholders outside the country

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>australian cuisine

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>he lives in shared accomodation

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>>68178693

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funny thread

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>business idea:
>shut the fuck up

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HERE'S TO MY EX
HEY LOOK AT ME NOW
I'M ALL THE WAY UP I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER BRING ME DOWN

The runt that commentates over songs on "the state of trance" is the most annoying continental sounding cunt on the planet

Would do one or two to his noggin

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MK Dons vs AFC Wimbledon today lads

Who's your money on?

Going to get my hair cut

Can't be arsed to chat shit with the barber

Woe is me

>>68178707

armin van buuren?

I used to listen to those mixes I think

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>>68178697

Yo, mATE, Yo,, mATTEEEEEEEEE

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>>68178718
we wuz dons n shiet

Why have 1 president when you could have 2?

same with the PM. how is the position not open on a job share basis?

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>>68178731
>Cuisine of the United States
>Chinese Cuisine

>>68178738
Why is that place so autistically laid out?

>>68178688
But maccas employs thousands of young australians and pays them $18+ AUD an hour

Some runt tier italian deli only employs family and maccas will pay more effective tax due to sales tax

>>68178738
Me on the left

>>68178694
>he has no friends to live with
Woops, did i hit home

>>68178718
also I just checked and that's next week you utter WAZZOCK

>>68178414
Madman

>>68178738
Why does MK get a bad rap here?

>>68178750
Modern town planning

>>68178738
What's with the circular gypsy camp at the bottom

>>68178740
Because it's supposed to be a full-time commitment, which is diminished by spreading it out over multiple people, and which further reduces the little power the President already has and creates confusion, especially if the two Presidents oppose each other.

>>68178725
Yep. That's him. Most annoying fucking voice on the planet. Makes me hate all continentals.

>>68178738

England scares the fuck out of me

>>68178731
Don't see why people disrespect the hamburger.
It's perhaps the most popular food in the developed world.

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>>68178761
Haha oops

Taking the train all the way from Liverpool to Norwich cos I'm a hard cunt

So sad to see people give shit to Milton Keynes when it is quite literally the perfect town

Jealousy is very ugly

>>68178786
lol, wimp

>>68178790
delete this immediately

you are breaking sacred rules

>>68178738
It's like a poor imitation of American suburbia.

>>68178801
bit souless though, like Swindon.

>>68178805
What rules?

I unironically live in London and commute to Milton Keynes ama

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Why do yanks exist

the alchy's hitting lads

depression SURGE

>>68178814
When did you first realise that you were a masochist?

>>68178813
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9 Milhouse is a meme.

>>68178808
American suburbia is soulless while british suburbia is grim

Australian suburbia is paradise

>>68177896
thought that was a cameltoe but nope
someone should shoop one in

>>68178750
the problem isn't the emphasis on car travel but the fact the still made it a rectangular grid which creates traffic at every corner and intersection. If they're going to design it with the roads first it should be full of slip roads, roundabouts and bypasses

>>68178827
Milhouse is cool

>>68178802

in an orwellian sense, you git

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>>68178814
>commuting outside of London

>>68178817
W-w-what am i looking at, exactly?

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>he chose to live in London

>>68178817
Imagine them in the Commonwealth

the absolute thought haha

>>68178835
Rectangular grids are the simplest and most rational way to lay out a town/city, which is why practically all of the US and Canada is gridded. That being said, most large cities with a grid have diagonal streets to make traffic a bit more efficient.

you should never design a city with emphasis on car travel

it makes the place hell for everyone else

If you want real city planning, look at Prince Charles' town Poundbury

>>68178832
>souless
>paradise

don't think you know what paradise is

>>68178865
>Prince Charles' town

Are you guys really that cucked?

>>68178857
cum box, presumably

with roughly 6+ months of cum in it

t. cum expert

>>68178866
>british reading comprehension

Lads, we're supposed to be talking footy not autistic city planning ffs

>>68178882
it's in the UK divvo

>>68178863
germany is a small country

>>68178862
it's the most efficient in terms of creating space for buildings and maximum frontage for shops, offices and apartments.

it's not even close to efficient for car transport.

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Did someone say urban planning?

The number of vaginas to enter my frame of vision, peripheral or not, I have calculated to be precisely equal to this value: 0 (zero)

Gridded cities are GOAT. That's why melbourne is based and sydney is a fuckhole

>>68178919
What about sheep?

>>68178919
It's not hard to go to a strip club, I don't think you want to see one.

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>Illinois is here

if you want good urban planning have a look at Tokyo or the most central parts of old european cities such as London, Paris and Madrid

kowloon is also a good example

>>68178918
ah yes let me speed up to a whopping 30mph for fewer than as many seconds before stopping at the next corner

>>68178919

*looks over notes*

hmm... ok, and what's the margin of error?

>>68178930
Melbourne is shit to visit though.

>get to melbourne
>is there anything to visit?
>yeah sure you just need to leave the actual city to get to anywhere interesting


>inb4 flinders street station

Ah yes very impressive

>>68178964
0

>>68178908
Yes, and it's the most straightforward way to plot land, hence why it's ubiquitous in America, and it's easy to navigate. For cities there are diagonal streets to ease traffic flow.

Just been sick lads :(

>>68178943
sup

>>68178987
Kys

>>68178967
Yeah but it's the most LIVEABLE city 5 years in a row

No one cares about your autistic holidays. You could have seen the war memorial, ned kelly's jail, grave etc. or the original parliament house, the museum.

I can go on but clearly you're a runt

Can't stop thinking about willies

>>68178978

Ha same threw up some bile an hour ago x

>>68178964
the number of vaginas seen by the subject (me) is normally distributed with a mean of 0 (zero) and a standard deviation of 0 (zero)

>>68178974
yeah it's the cookie cutter approach but not efficient for cars. You need to stop

What the fuck happened to /brit/
I leave for one day and everyones speaking American instead of English

>>68178967
>he didn't go to watch the footy
idiot

>>68178999
>war memorial
>rip Bruce the emus got him

>>68179002
stop being so hetero m8

>>68179002
you gay?

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>>68179019
question: does northern ireland have a british flag or an irish flag

>>68179021
>watching AFL

Bogan confirmed

>>68179027
most deaths were caused by fucking dreadful british generals

>>68179052
Just like in the British army.

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>>68179027

>>68179064
Yeah and you cucks just sit there and lap it up

>>68179027
Excellent post

>>68179047
not sure what you mean
the NI flag wasnt made by the British afaik but the the unionists use it all the time so now its linked with britain
You'd never see a nationalist wave it

>>68179077
Who's your head of state again?

>>68179082
i mean if someone from NI were posting on /brit/, would they have a british or irish flag?

Australia?

>>68179098
Peter Cosgrove

>>68179109
they'd have the union flag

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>>68178957
It's not that bad. The picture just covers a really large area.

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>>68179117

>>68179052
this desu
1 in 4 irish soldiers died for Britain in WW1
they used us like cannon fodder

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>>68179117

muscles are sore from all the lifting i did yesterday haha *kisses bicep*

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""""/brit/"""

>>68179133
Good post

Reminder australia is CELTIC before ANGLO

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Why are Turks so elite?
Why do they respect the ANZACs more than the Poms?

>>68179125
If you drive in London you deserve all you get.

Rich or not it makes absolutely 0 sense not to just get on the tube

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I just wanted to talk about the footy lads

We didn't have to break out into city layout wars cuz we all know LA is the best

>>68179151
ataturk was the only good turk

>>68179144
i'm glad you find our posts so amusing, young man

>>68179109
depends where tbqh
Only part of northern Ireland is owned by the UK.
Theres 9 provinces, 6 are "Norther Ireland" and 3 are owned by us including the northmost county.
I hope this helps you realise how much of a sham northern Ireland is

>>68179154
fuck off pablo

>>68179154
Fuck off nigger

>>68179152
or your bicycle

was very pleased how bojo cucked the taxi driving runts and built the cycle superhighways

they ought to make more roads in central london bicycle and pedestrian only

>>68179154
delete this image mate

fun fact: the big glasses bloke from pointless has a brother that was the guitarist in Suede

>>68179158
he had a lot of support mate

are his supporters based as well?

I know there's been some law students here before, so quick question if any are around - what happens if a trainee barrister fails to get a pupillage place? Without that you can't be a barrister right, so do they just have to give up and do something else after putting in 5 years of training and expense that's now useless?

Given the specialist nature of the training, why aren't there enough places guaranteed, like with doctors?

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>>68179163
>>68179166
>>68179179
Edgy

>>68179154
LA would be the best if you tore down the inner-city highways and dug canals in their place instead

>>68179173
Absolutely agree German lad.

Something extremely liberating about cycling through cities, not working about tax or insurance and being able to literally just tie your bike to anything and fuck off to where you need to.

need a bf to fug

>>68179154
my friend was in LA and he got a blowjob off a black girl outside a nughtclub and she robbed his wallet and phone while doing it

>>68179050
>not watching afl
alri zhang/mohammed

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>>68179200

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>>68178234
never

>>68179192
Fuck off with your canals lad
No one is trading in their car for a boat

>>68179189
I don't even study law and I know this lad, it's the exact same with Training Contracts, although there are more of those.

There aren't more places because there's a very limited market for barristers, and even those in the beginning live hand to mouth whilst they establish a reputation.

Without it you can't be a barrister no, so you better do something else like get a training contract or just become a paralegal or look at other career choices.

It's the real world unfortunately.

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>>68178999
>the war memorial, ned kelly's jail, grave etc. or the original parliament house, the museum.
ah yes, i will definitely be spending 50k on flights and hotels to see these wondrous attractions

>>68179208
I bet he wasn't disappointed

>>68179199
2bh a bike in the city gets you 90-95% of the benefits of having a car with none of the downsides

>>68179199

parking and traffic alone are enough to make city driving miserable.

hello little guy
it's the sweety man coming

>>68179250
You're a big guy

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>AND CAN YOU TELL ME DOCTOR WHY I STILL CAN'T GET TO SLEEP

>>68179240
Plus exercise plus it's quicker.

Enjoyed Berlin for this very reason desu, felt like you could just whiz on and off your bike and get everywhere rather than sit in a fucking car all day although tbf the underground was equally as good.

If you live near there/ever been, why the fuck does nobody check your ticket?

Me and my gf couldn't work out why nobody anywhere ever asked to see our ticket once.

>>68179189
m8 there's only enough places in the healthcare system because the structure supports it. there's an issue here where universities are churning out far too many doctors and there's now no guarantee that you'll get a placement beyond your internship year.

law is an incredibly oversaturated degree. i know a lot of people doing it, and unless you fucking destroyed the degree or know the right people, you'll have very little chance of getting anywhere decent with it in terms of barrister work.

>>68179258
feck off men

*walks away from the camera*
*walks out of the kitchen*

>>68179267
bit rude mate

>>68179212
>>68179200
business idea: brit users replicate this photo

*wanks towards you*

>>68179243
I just don't get it though, I get it if you live in the suburbs or something but why people buy cars in big cities baffles me.

Just get the fucking tube or whatever, you don't have to worry about parking, you can hop on and off whenever you want and it doesn't cost a fortune.

People who get taxis or drive in London are thick as pig shit.

>>68179210
I'm the whitest person i know and i don't watch it

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>go to Australia
>biggest tourist attraction is literally just a big rock

>>68179229
So fail to get pupillage = quit and become a solicitor instead?

>>68179298
runt

>>68179285
Excellent idea *lends you 2 quid*

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>go to england
>biggest tourist attraction is literally just a big clock

>>68179265
I live in Berlin right now

they have controllers but I've only been asked once, think some of the city is on some meme about making public transport free at the point of use for everyone

I suggest employing controllers as freelancers and letting them keep 20-30% of every fine they collect

>>68179231
Literally nothing better in london

>oh look a ferris wheel haha

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>AND NIGHTIMES JUST A JUNGLE DARK AND A BARKING M16

alright boyos night

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>go to Australia
>learn about all the convicts we sent over

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>go to Australia
>takes so long to get there that by the time you arrive it's time to go home again

>>68179302
i never knew what he was laughing at
kinda less funny now that I realise hes laughing at shitty inuendo

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>go England
>biggest tourist attraction is literally just a big clock

got absolutely MUNTED last night at the brisBane Bavarian club in the city lads

fucking buuuuzzziiiiing hahaha

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>go to Britain
>biggest tourist attraction is literally just a big clock

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>>68179231
tbf it's probably a bit too late to book the Ring Cycle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqw5aGsUwwM

>>68179305
Or carry on until you do.

The difference with doctors, as you asked, is that the state very carefully controls the number of medicine course places available because the state run the NHS and they invest over a million per doctor they train, so they get the right amount for each place they anticipate they will need.

Law is more free market, what you do if you don't get a barrister pupilage is up to you, I know plenty of people with legal qualifications who just work as estate agents or recruiters or similar.

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>go to America
>biggest tourist attraction is literally just a big black cock

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>go to United Kingdom
>discover their biggest attraction is a set of stones

>>68179365
Stfu nerd

>>68179369
heh, nothing personnel, kid

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>go to canada
>biggest tourist attraction is literally a big cuck

>>68179323
Impressive desu. Wondered if it was some sort of German thing where everybody could be trusted to not fudge the system and pay for a ticket.

*watches rugby league*

>>68179343
haha nice la

went to flying cock last night, was gonna go to oh hello for the triple j thing but the line was a block in length and average wait was apparently 2.5 hours

>>68179365
weird that your mind suddenly goes there

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>now is there a name for this large rock?
>uluru

oh fuck off

>>68179398
hahaha
come to think of it
that's a pretty funny name
ahaha

*reaches into your pocket* OwO what's this?

>>68179398
>not Uluṟu
racist much?

>wake up
>have boner
what do

Australia looks boring as fuck lads

>>68179387
i imagine it was but Berlin is full of foreigners and lefty types who would rather not pay

>>68179418
absolutely nothing because I'm a broke and depresed sack of human shite waheEEwy!

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> fatty food when you're hungover

Ayers Rock tb'h lads

>>68179439
LOVE a good grog bog lad

>>68179418
my hard willy

>>68179362
>Or carry on until you do.
But they have a five year deadline, right?

So it's easier to become a solicitor? I guess that makes sense. If you're already a solicitor is it easier to transfer over to barrister / take up double duty?

>>68179431
it was as exciting as visiting the States when I was a kid, which says a lot about this place

>uluru
is that how boongs ask you if you've got a lighter to spark up their cigarette butt?

stop talking about our fucking rock

really want a gf and a bf at the same time

>>68179495
cuck

Look at your wrist, see the blueish veins? The blood flowing through them contains hemoglobin, a protein that has four iron atoms incorporated into its structure. Iron is only naturally produced in one place, it can only be forged in the core of dying stars.

Every time you look at your veins, remember that you are built from, and kept alive by, pieces of stardust.

have you ever done a long distance relationship lads?

>>68179495
Imagine the social skills that would be required to maintain a workable menage a trois
I just couldn't cope

>>68179429
rub

>>68179502
I'm the bull

>>68179460
Yes, it's much easier to become a solicitor, although even getting a TC to become a solicitor is hard as fuck, there are about 5k TC places a year and over 50% over these are taken by non-law graduates, if you think how many law graduates there are a year that's really shit if you're not the very best.

You just have to go to a top uni, smash out top grades and an insane amount of extra curriculars and hope for the best.

So yes, it is easier to become a solicitor, but that's like saying it's easier to swim from Dover to Calais than it is from Liverpool to Dublin, it's still fucking hard.

I have no idea about deadlines for barristers but it wouldn't surprise me nor about transferring over, can't see how that would work in practice at all.

Why not just go to a fucking career day or ask on TSR law forums or something?


t. history grad working in politics trying to swap to law