britbong living in america here, can i get some advice since

>>68175528
>not preparing your own food
You got what you deserve Nigel

>>68175528
We have guts like steel boilers.
We have sphincters like industrial valves.
When we take a shit we just bolt ourselves to the toilet and flip the release

>>68175528
>constant state of either constipation or diarrhoea from the amount and quality of the food, do you burgers just have to constantly deal with this or is there a way around it?
What the fuck? What are you eating?

>>68175528
Hint: you don't have to eat everything on your plate.

>>68175528
Just cook your own foood.

Maybe we just have better digestive systems.

>>68175528
Have you been eating nothing but fast food?

>>68175670
What the fuck, yes you do

>>68175528
What have you been eating?
Constant fast food can and will do that to you

>>68175694
>not throwing away your food while staring a starving chinese child straight in the eye, making sure to scrape every last ounce of nutrition off your plate before the wageslave comes and seals up the plastic bag to be tossed into an environment-destroying landfill
Are you even first world?

>>68175528
Have you been eating nothing but MREs?

Also remember to drink plenty of water. Or, is the massive amount of water that comes down out of your rainy island's sky made you repress your desire to drink it?

>>68175747
>implying
MREs are good

>>68175701
>>68175671
there isn't a grocery store in walking distance and i don't have a car

>>68175793
Do you know now our plight?

>>68175747
no, i've had a couple and they're completely inedible, but i have to get all my food from a shitty corner store

i don't know why you guys can't make a decent ready meal

>>68175821
yeah fuck like, thank god i'm walking distance from my college or i'd be screwed

>>68175793
If you don't have a car, you're kind of fucked, unless you live in the city.

>>68175793
>i don't have a car
What the fuck is wrong with you?