/brit/

A great UNITED Kingdom

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It's tam all you pardners put aside them rhetoric and get to the saloon

*borrows less than l*bour*
*cuts less than the t*ries*

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finland

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made this a while ago
haven't made a proper breakfast in a while
usually wake up too late

hello where are the chips and fish

could honestly smash any one of yous in gwent

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I don't belong here girl, I'm trapped inside a hazy world. I don't belong here girl there is another place where I can go.

>>68175298
disgraceful
how many Englishmen DIED to keep the Norse out??

remember when brown got in trouble in the media because he wrote a letter to the parents of a dead soldier so illegibly they couldn't understand it

in the end it turned out because he'd written it without his glasses, without which he's blind as a bat

I remember

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>>68175338

if you eat bread in the current year, your pineal gland is fried beyond repair

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>>68175372

Now you've reminded me. I wonder what he's up to these days

>>68175383

Nice!

i only eat raw leeks

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We should join the Euro

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hmmmmmmm

Please post your easter pepes
I lost them all lads

what do landed aristocrats in england think about brexit

I'm thinking moggy's class

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>>68175451
don't have any. does this count

>>68175431
I know you guys decimalized a while ago, but at least have some sort of respect for your culture.

Going to make a scotch woodcock desu lads.

>>68175479
Culture is a bit us and them, we should be more inclusive.

oh deah
it appears they've eaten the memb'ries

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>>68175338
>>68175383
Rate mine

People who ate bread:
Iulius Caesar
Alexander the Great
Napoleon
Henry V
Francis Bacon
Robert Oppenheimer
Wernher Von Braun

People who didn't eat bread:
runty yanks
wog peasants
niggers
people who fell for the GOMAD meme

how dear you
oh dare

>>68175503
wtf it's 1 am, why is it day outside

>>68175503

dutch antilles?

>>68175503
sleep tight bacon

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>>68175509

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Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
Blue on blue, now that we are through
Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
And I find I can't get over losing you

took too much coke looks like I'll be staying up all night and writing an essay haha xx

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>Culture is a bit us and them, we should be more inclusive.

>>68175568
>>68175568
dont write on coke,
you think its amazing but its actually total shit

is it unrealistic to think that my sexy 19 year old cousin is a virgin?

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>ham and cheese on a roll with chopped cornichons, butter, Dijon mustard, and fresh tarragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooEA40KuEKg

NEED a French gf in LONDON

http://www.strawpoll.me/11786115

Who remembers The Getaway games? They were sick

just had a bowl of spaghetti with some spicy sausages and meatballs

do you pronounce the 't' in water? or do you pronounce it as a soft 't'/'d' sound?

if you do the latter you are likely uneducated

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>>68175616
Java

>>68175618
THERE'S SOMEONE ON THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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>>68175616
associated image

>>68175629
I say "wah-er" sounds like waaar

just woke my flatmate up to lend a sandwich off him

>>68175647

hello ricky

how's life in sunnyvale

>>68175629
Everyone does the latter here.

just dropped my cat in the canal

Watching the so-called Mr Robot

>>68175645
R is so cute

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>>68175645
How do I make c into my gf?

>>68175586
I'll write it and revise it sober

>>68175678
The only time you'll ever make a pussy wet t'bh

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>brioche roll brushed with olive oil then toasted, with a fried egg, carmelised onion, frisée leaves, and blackberry jam

imagine being the only person in your social circle without a gf

the fucking thought of it

>>68175691
read K&R 2nd edition and do all the problems

>>68175718
Hypothesis: remove the social circle

>>68175718
me in highschool

>>68175728
me now

Hypothesis confirmed

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born in just the right age

brits go to bed

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>rotisserie chicken, melted provolone cheese, and crisp sprouts on a toasted sesame seed bagel

/brit/ should I stay up until sunrise doing course work or should I try to sleep and get it done tomorrow? Not tired in the least desu

need your advice please and thanks

>>68175750
delete this noncery

>>68175791
Go to sleep so you don't fuck up your sleep cycle

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just realised i spent the night wearing my shoes on the wrong feet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQmAPs-qoao

relaxing choon

>>68175791
pass us a bifta an I'll answer u

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why is the continent so cucked?

>>68175827
Liked for my next heavy squat session

>>68175817
it's already fucked I'm twacked on blow
>>68175840
if I could share some I would lad

Can someone give me the pic of the Aussie shitposter with the fucked body crawling through some hellish landscape?

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>whole Italian sausage fried to a crisp in olive oil, topped with red yellow and green peppers plus some sliced onion all cooked in the sausage fat, then put together in a split lightly toasted baguette

What is pizzgate?

>>68175894
it's pozzgate and it's about prince harry's neghole

>>68175851
Mattis turned Trump down didn't he?

remember this lads

that feeling you got the first time you listened the monologue and heard the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGERPMvw0C0

>>68175868
they're an english band surprisingly

>>68175900
pozz and neg is my favorite meme

>>68175917
yee i memba

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>ordered some running shoes online
>they're too small

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>>68175923
I bet they are

>>68175942
thats it
first thing tomorrow i'm gonna punch lenny in the back of the head

this is the 27th of last seed
the year of akatosh 433,
these are the closing days of the third era, and the final hours of my life....


DU DU DUUUU DU DUUUU DUUDDUUUUDDDUUDUD
DU DU DU DUU DUUUU DUUUD DUUUUUU

>>68175917
I like Oblivion a lot but it was a bit shit desu
only mods saved it

>>68175942
thats it
first thing tomorrow i'm gonna pozz your neghole

playing skyrim SE with the character creation overhaul mod that makes it feel like morrowind

>>68175928
send them back?

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Woah... Really made me think

business idea: neg peoples pozholes to increase chance of not dying

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>>68175978
I will but it is a hassle, I don't know why they're too small all my other shoes are the same size and they fit.

>>68176006
screech every time i see these two phrases

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wot r u look'n at lad? you never seen a girl in panties before?

>>68176017
reckon i could batter her

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>>68175953

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r8

>>68176017
Maisie's overrated, but at least she's better than Cara.

>>68175978
SEND THE BUGGERS BACK!

THERE AIN'T NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK!

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All I want in life's a little bit of love
To take the pain away
Getting strong today
A giant step each day

>>68176032
absiolutely fucking disgraceful kill yourself
7/10

>>68176037
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/2981038.stm

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>>68176032

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>>68176035
nope try again

>>68175906
No he accepted and Trump named him to the position

>>68176061
Thus proving my point

>>68176061
she looks like 15 here

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any ideas?

What showsize are you lads?

>>68176075
15 is legal in most countries

also she's like 25 or some shit

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>>68176032
nice bong hippie

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2016/12/02/trump-pick-could-halt-legal-pot-industry/jJzBgw7GAowt0dKvZiJwIK/story.html

>>68175918
My favourite death metal band is English

Bolt Thrower

>>68176084
11-12 depending on the shoe

>>68176084
4 u?

>>68176076
You should probably write an essay

>>68176086
Doesn't make it any less noncey unless you're 16

>>68176017
she wouldnt say panties and I wouldnt ever be attracted to her

>>68175917
playing this right now
forgot how awful the thieves guild questline is ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhh

>>68176086
its about when the photo was taken though init

>>68176087
Based trump btfoing globalist degenerates

>>68176084
13 double wide

>>68176091
ever heard of Paradise Lost?
>tfw Britmetal is dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTSXu_ksvyM

>>68176096
do it for me

>>68176032
degenerate

>>68176108
>>68176108
mages guild was worse getting the recommendations

thieves guild was actually alright once you get further in to it

dark brotherhood primo as always

>>68176126
I can link you an old essay I wrote

http://www.strawpoll.me/11786191

>>68176076
please tell me this is high school work

>>68176105
ok thought police I guess I'm not allowed to like people that look young then

>>68176135
Nerd

just saw some of that post op ladyboy porn
proper, proper grim

>>68176136
help me canada please

>>68176144
It's fine, but a bit odd tbqh

>>68176147
haha fkin rekt

>>68176147
fight me irl then

I'll stove your fucking head in for talking to me like that you shithouse runt

>>68176142
No, this is a final paper for a third year university class.

it's an easy class, the professor said that he made it so that everyone could easily get an A.

>>68176076

what's community college like laddy

member project rockstar

remember this lads

the first time you opened it up after a fresh install and saw the title being spelled out on the main menu
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nJD-Ufi1jGk

>>68176183
oh ye I memba

HLLARY'S GOING TO RIG THE ELECTION

>>68176170

are you fucking kidding me

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fash life

fuck british people

>>68176135
oh yeah thanks for reminding me to avoid the mages guild
always feel like an edgelord but dark brotherhood is best by far

>>68175298
ah yes, an edition no one asked for posted by a twat no one likes

>>68176217
... have you ever been to college before?
Not him but there is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary there

every university has easy classes
it's called the humanities

getting my daily fix of Jimmy Dore lads

>>68176170
>question is 'how has technology affected people'
>3 sources
refuse to believe this
last 3000 word (~8 pages) essay I did had 28 sources

>>68176234
ah yes
the """"""comedian"""""" Jimmy Dore

>>68176225
What is love?

>>68176242
>>68176223
absolutely shan't

>>68176225
>Swerves by and knocks them all down

BASH THE FASH

>>68176233

I've had easy classes before, but I've never had a prof say he wants everyone to get As, and a 7 page final paper in THIRD fucking year. good grief

>>68176229
not even edgelord lad its a genuinely good and interesting storyline, first time you play it the twist is unexpected as fuck, also when you walk in on the rest of the black hand standing around lucian lachances brutalised body is actually quite shocking

'wind > 'livion

>>68176237
I have to do that for certain classes. You don't have easy classes though?

Just got a call from Amazon

Apparently they cannot get the delivery driver to smash my bollocks with his van

I fucking hate canada

>>68176248

he's a smart lad

>>68176309
for (U)

>>68176309
Smarter than the rest of TYT's crew for sure, but still a complete dunce.

>>68176225
/fa/scism

>>68176281
I'm a 'humanities' major
never ever had an essay that simple

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Check out my cool trick lads

>>68176011
>all my other shoes are the same size
there's your problem

>>68176117
Thanks for the reccommend

Britmetal was really the apex of metal during the early 90s

The day of the rake will come

>>68176357
>>68176333
>>68176315
>>68176297
>>68176282
>>68176260
>>68176242
>>68176223
http://www.strawpoll.me/11786191

I had to write a fucking 37 page paper this semester.

and burgers are writing 6 page final papers with 3 sources in THIRD year.

fucking unbelievable!

>>68176380
fuggg
ids neg and neg :D :D

>>68176388

ever heard of pastebin?

>>68176391
that's like high school shit or those random weekly papers you'd sometimes get

eating pasgetti at my desk :3

lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' desu

how peaceful is bleeding out do you think

from a radial artery slice for instance?

>>68176391
absolute mong. he clearly said that it is a simple humanities class. you're telling me all you've been writing in college is 40 page papers? fuck off leaf

Have you ever used the darknet to purchase illegal items?

mummy and daddy taking me out to dinner for the second time this week

>>68176309
He thought Britain was having a referendum on the Euro

>>68176445
>>68176405
here you go then
http://pastebin.com/YQsg0Gat

Moderate centrist here

Radicals do no represent Centrism

>>68176455
apparently you start getting really cold, that's why people do it in the bath

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FANTASTIC edition

>>68176460

not to the best of my knowledge

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Any communists here?

>>68176460
i don't even know how to type

>>68176479
huh I always thought people do it in the bath to prevent vasoconstriction and clotting to hasten the process

>>68176460
prefer not to say

>"Now, as this is a third year course expect a higher difficulty than introductory courses. Instead of 4 page papers with 2 sources we will be expecting 6 page papers with 3 sources. Many students find this workload too heavy, and some of you inevitably will drop out. So remember, time management is key. 6 page papers with 3 sources require a level of commitment and work ethic that you may need at adjust to. Please see me after class if you have concerns."

chinky bastard

>>68176434
Eat shit and die

limey bastard

>>68176493
i'm a radical centrist

>>68176351
it's considered a general course tbf, they're extremely easy. Basically a repeat of high school

>>68176479
That's not why they do it in a bath, you stupid cunt

>>68176493
where does the money come from to re-invest in the company and make it grow larger?

how do we radicalise the moderate centrists?

headache cures?

>>68176546
rasheed

>>68176481
BIG

>>68176561

no such thing as a moderate centrist desu

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/aco/ has been making me feel dirtier than usual

>>68176568
abo

>>68176553
The workers who own the company

>>68176546

umm, need i remind you that you're british? :p

>>68176582
I thought that was like a girl with a flowy dress or some shit the 'scare' is way to dark to make out what it is without looking at it for so long that it isn't scary.

>>68176563
put your balls in a vice

>>68176460
Yeah

Waiting on something rn

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>when you've got a 6 page final paper in a third year course

Spiritual vibrations: high
3rd eye: open
Chakra: energized

>>68176599
umm, need i remind you that no one wants you here?

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>>68176607
sorry here is the real one

>>68176617
You seem really triggered what degree are you doing? What Uni?

is there anything more boring than j cole

>>68176631
Hot

bit of a moderate socialist lads

understanding now why /int/ hates canadians

>>68176644
Scored a cracker against Sweden in 2006 desu

>>68176623

ummm, need i remind you that you're the only one that has expressed that opinion? :P

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understanding now why everybody hates canadians

I'm a progressive reactionary

LADS

IN A BIT OF A BIND HERE

HAVE 6 PAGE FINAL PAPER FOR A THIRD YEAR COURSE. DON'T KNOW IF I CAN WRITE SOMETHING THAT LONG.

WHAT DO

>>68176644
cole summer is a pretty good song

>>68176661
ummm, need i remind you that only pakis like aussies on here

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>>68176661
>>68176685
ed .. jordan?

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>>68176685

umm, maybe you should get your facts checked because im actually from sydney...

consider yourself BTFO!!!

>>68176670
And yet you're still oblivious as to why everybody hates Aussies.

I work 2 days a week at Tesco and I took yesterday off because of the flu

Do you think they will be pissed if I phone in sick today as well

>>68176696
That's true.

Aussies on /brit/ are a bunch of thin skinned poofs with no sense of humour and terrible bants.

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I dated a girlio that looked like this, she had a good jaw.

She got all mad when I asked her if she was born a female?

>>68176635
he's still in high school probably and thinks that every uni course requires 30 page essays every week and you have no easy classes

>>68176716
No I get it
>>68176720

nostrils are on fire

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> And yet you're still oblivious as to why everybody hates Aussies.

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sorry here is real one

>>68176711

I've been to sydney before

thought it was horrid if I'm being honest. maybe august isn't the right time to go though

Mooseniggers > Koalaniggers

Don't understand why he drove away

https://youtu.be/EmHsEWGcFsA

>>68176720

OMG so much this!!!

Why are all aussies in this general so fr*cking soft? It's like, if you can't handle the heat then perhaps you should get out of the kitchen??

F*ck australians!!!!!

having a look

>>68176717
if ur sick your sick

perfectly reasonable that you would still be unwell today

>>68176760
Sydney is fucking shit, no month is the right time to go

>>68176760

which part of sydney were you in? what did you do whilst you were here?

>>68176781
They have this '3%' rule at Tesco though

If your for more than 3% of your attendance you get a written warning and interview by the supervisor

So If I take 3 days off sick technically that's like 3.7%

>>68176807
I mean if I take 2 days off sick

Alright here are the official power rankings

POST QUALITY high --> low

Machine Jew
Thailand
(POWER GAP)
Americans
(ANOTHER SIZABLE POWER GAP)
Brits
(POWER GAP)
New Zealand
Australia
(LARGE POWER GAP)
Canada

Does anybody really give a shit what this yank has to say?

Bet he has the lowest (You) to post ratio

>>68176807
>>68176818
They can't warn or fire you for being sick. They might have to interview you make sure you aren't telling porkies but they'll be understanding if you're actually sick (or at least, they won't punish you). It's illegal not to be.

>>68176832
switch america with australia and britain

>>68176818
>>68176818
thats stupid, and plus if they interview you just be like. Ye i was sick with flu and it lasted 2 days...

stop fucking fretting anon and call in sick

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>>68176832
where did the leaf touch you?

>>68176832
shan't be reading this

>>68176846
good post

>>68176845
>>68176855

First time I've been off sick in 13 months too

If you could kill all Aussies or all Canucks, which would you choose?

>>68176868
Yeah you'll be fine lad, trust.

>>68176871
cancucks without a doubt
at least the ones that post here

>>68176871
If you kill all Aussies you also kill Julian Assange which means you're Jewish

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>>68176871
Canadians

>>68176881
You overestimate tesco

I've already gotten a written warning because someone drove off without paying for petrol and I couldn't remember their licence plate

Approaching year 24 of nofap

Bollocks are straining at maximum capacity, needed to reinforce the titanium bands today

>>68176871
isnt it obvious

>>68176902
how is that even possible? do you not have to pay before you fill up?

>>68176871
Aussies. Fucking hate the cunts

>>68176922
No you pay after

>>68176902
Holy fuck weren't there security cameras? Every garage I've been to has them...

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> Aussies. Fucking hate the cunts

Left hand: my bellend
Right hand: my bollocks
Centre hand: open

>>68176910
*chortles*

you got me yet again lad, keep up the good work

>>68176922
You can either use a credit card at the pump or fill up and pay inside the store

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>Aussies. Fucking hate the cunts

>>68176930
Cameras are too blurry for that

They expect you to remember ever single car that goes through on a shift, which is like 300 cars at least

>>68176800

downtown I guess? I don't know the neighbourhoods.

did the usual touristy things.

It's not that there wasn't anything interesting there, it just felt like a typical busy city. could have been toronto or seattle. elsewhere in aus actually had some charm to it.

*eggs your house*

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Ken-sama is out there fulfilling his dreams
why aren't you?

>>68176953
They're fucking mental holy shit

>too drafty in the room
>too warm under the covers
>too cold out of them

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

>>68176990
Also EVERY SINGLE SHIFT they make me do overtime, often until closing

The store manager who gets payed £80k a year can take weeks off when he's sick

>>68177001
stick your feet out of the covers until you aren't hot

>>68177001

>drafty

draughty

>>68177015
I'm struggling to get two days off for my grandfathers 80th birthday so I feel you pain

>wake up at 6.30 on the weekends because i'm used to it for work

aaaaah yes

>>68177015

that's illegal

you can simply say no to overtime

>>68177034
I remember before I was a piece of shit I would wake up earlier on weekends and not even be tired, but on weekdays I would always be tired as fuck getting out of bed

>tfw i can put together breaks easily but struggle hard when it comes to a bassline

Got called a statist on the youtube comments lads

>>68177084
dude blue balls got so big they spread to the rest of his body

Death is scary

The fact that your conciousness is somehow erased from reality

Mental

big storm in memecity lads

Lads there's some amex deal where you get £5 off a £10 spend at loads of little shops round me

gonna go beer shop, wine shop, butchers, fancy food shop and maybe for breakfast...all half price hehe

>>68177084
he'll be fine

>>68177135
That doesn't sound right

>>68177124
Conciousness is a spook

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>>68177084
Is that tim?

>>68177124
>erased from reality
*reabsorbed into the soup of consciousness and the eternal self

>>68177170
*takes another bong hit*

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>>68177147
well it is.

>>68177170
*sips fruitopia strawberry passion awareness*

Hmmm

>>68177155
soon enough you wont have to imagine

im awoke

>>68177190
foy

>>68177190
Well you're not doing it at half price unless everything you buy is 10 pounds exactly, which is impossible

So no, you're wrong and im right

>>68177128
I heard it's going to hail

>>68177015
>tfw my parents won't let me phone in sick

>>68177219
we just had hail desu

not as big as the other day though

simply MUST do a poo NOW

Ahh yes, normies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phzxRfr1dWA

>>68177218
wew, wind yer neck in

Obvs. gonna aim for £10 to maximise % saving, but could be £10.22 or £11 etc.

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*walks perpendicular to the camera*

>>68177293
did you not go to schoolies or something

loooool that facebook vid of the yank with long limbs doing dabs and nay nay etc.

[laugh_cry_emoji] loooool i'm dead

>>68177329

no

>>68177338
hahaha look at this runt.
leavers was the best time

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imagine
IMAGINE
being an autismo in giganormie: the Country

>>68177338
what did you do when you finish school then hahaha

If you want to know what England was like before labour ruined it, go visit scotland.

Literally the only real part of the union left

>>68177293

looks a sausagefest from the interviews

>>68177372
my only solace is in that rural england will be legit until I die most likely

the major cities may as well be basra at this stage

>>68177372
loool

SNP ruined that place mate.

>>68177388
but obviously its racist to lament the annihilation of your own indigenous culture

>>68177370

nothing, what's wrong with that?

i just don't think it's worth paying thousands of dollars to get maggot and root sluts, that's not really my idea of a good time and there's probably nothing that i wouldn't have already done at schoolies

>>68177380
only the runts walked around like that desu

most of the time it was massive parties in peoples rooms

all my best wanks have come from using my imagination

>>68177401
>not wanting to get maggot and root sluts
you sound like a ball of fun

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>>68177388

love that final time you play as ciri in the witcher 3 were she is just super OP absolutely one bombing literally everyone

>>68177401
bitta fun desu

schoolies isn't amazing but it's a good way to leave school behind

I drunk a mini bottle of vodka and played EU4 instead of going to my Year 13 Formal hahaha!

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>>68177426
would be better with trees

>>68177423

hey everyone has different ideas of fun man, i don't have an issue with people getting shitfaced and rooting sluts for fun but it's just not for me :^)

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>>68177438
I went to a mates cottage with my prom date/gf instead of going to the set up "afterprom" party
had sex then threw up on her
we broke up the next week