/cum/ - canada, united states, mexico

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>>68174026
Do not worry OP, I am here watching this thread.

>>68175790
I really like the 240sx but its not unique enough for me. Too many people in the scene. I want to be a special snowflake.

wew lad
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cnn-apologizes-trump-crew-caught-joking-his-plane-crashing-952232

explain miku to me

>>68175795
Well what do you wanna know? "is it nice" is a little too vague/subjective.

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BUILD WALL.

>>68175846
Beyond the commieblock filled sections, what are the cities like? What is the Polish countryside like?

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>>68175888

>>68175810
If you want respect in the scene, fair enough.
Otherwise normos don't know shit so you are most super special snowflake.
But you know these things.

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>>68175888
That took some effort to make. Almost like getting three consecutive 8's.

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My wife!

>>68175909
I love mehican mysticism.
So spooky and rad.

>>68175946
A drawing can't be your wife, loser.

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>>68175958

>>68175910
I don't anticipate joining any car gangs. Too autistic to feel comfortable in that kind of environment desu. You are right my man, normies would not know, but I would know, and that's enough for me. I like to be a little eccentric for my own sake. It's a novel life, I like to imagine that I am ostentatious for my own sake, if that's possible.

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>>68175990
Mayne...

Drunk and high boys, what do?

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>>68175959
A wall cant be your gateway, loser.

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>>68176018
boyz are having a feast

Just bought a few pretzles.

Do americans really put sugar on their pretzels ?

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>>68176042
What? No

We put salt on ours

@68176042
Yes.
We put cinnamon and brown sugar on them and then we dip them in frosting.

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I really enjoy the company of Albertans

>>68175990
Teach me, profesor.

I don't much care about personal wealth but wish ill on those who would wish me ill.

>>68176042
If I saw someone put sugar on the pretzel I'd probably deck them.

>>68176039
A cockroach can't be your wife either, loser.

>>68176026
I usually message grills on niggergram, goybook etc. or text some exes.

I regret it later but not always.

>>68176041
What the fuck. Is this some kind of "weirdest food you can think of" party?

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pic related

>>68176054
>>68176063
Good good, thats the right way.

But which states are you 2 from?

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>>68176062

>>68176042
Salt

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>>68176102
>watermark on the cake image

kek'd for some reason

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>>68176089
And guess what? you're not invited

>>68176101
I (>>68176054) am from South Dakota

Wo wohnst du?

>>68176042
I feel like I've heard of this as some pig-meme, but, no, absolutely not. Biggest salt crystals you can get.

We obviously got them from you but most are shrunken, dehydrated versions.

Fresh, hot, big Bretzel are all ballpark staple.

Why did you make her cry /int/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4yOv8BH4d0

>>68176102
I feel like that jew watermark removes all potency from this image.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

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>>68176159
Because

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>>68176177
*corrects you*

>>68176213
>>68176194
>mexicans

>>68176060
sup

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Mejico you are truly MY greatest ally.

I love you and thank you for these powerful totems.

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>/cum/beast still caged

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>>68176298

>>68176298
somebody betta UNLEASH dis nigga

Mup da doop

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>>68176320
Finally

>>68176194
got any more of these?

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>>68176250
>>68176280
Do not despair my child

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>>68176345
As many as your soul can take

>>68176366
really curious about the story behind these photos

>>68176386
>what is reverse image search

>>68176346
>>68176366
Stop. I am already embarrassed enough about our countrymen.

Kill whitey

Sour Cream and Onion >>>>>>>>>>>> Pleb Shit

>>68176413
>arkansas
checks out

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>>68176213

>>68176398
http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving
this raises more questions than it answers

>>68176413
>faulkner
kill arkansas faggot CHI trailer trash

>>68176133
in Baden-Württemberg, warum gibt es 2 Dakotas?

>>68176420
>>68176439
Sorry, meant to say Kill Cali

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>>68176386
>>68176404
The warm embrace of addiction

>>68176413
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/02/sports/football/suspect-in-killing-of-joe-mcknight-former-jets-player-is-freed-without-charge.html?_r=0

Non-whites suck at this though. Just another thing whites are better at than non-whites, killing ourselves.

>>68176089
it's called art look it up
http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving

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>>68176430
>Male Chef is a "holiday gift guide" column that satirizes current trends and traditions (culinary and otherwise) with austere absurdity. Styled and shot by myself, it's home is currently over on VICE. Click a link below an image to see the full articles.

You are like a lil babby aren't you?

It's just some hipster shit babby.

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>>68176430
You no fun

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>Sorry, meant to say Kill Cali

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>>68176496

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/cum/ map reminder.

zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625

>>68176443
Politik

>>68176480
I don't really care that much tbf

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>>68176467
>>68176480
>art

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>>68176529
ONLY FIVE MEXICANS WHAT THE FUCK

>>68176552
6, there's one in Tijuana

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>>68176533
You'll eat it and you will like it babby.

>>68176530
Make Dakota one again?

>>68176566
Is tijuana known for marijuana

>>68176552
It's not surprising, it seems to be the same couple ones every time.

>Bajachan
>rate me anon
>Sinaloan married mexican
>Cascadia mexican

>>68176443
memes

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Mems.

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>>68176577
Jawohl!

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>>68176566
>6
is that supposed to make me feel better?

>>68176585
and border jumpers

>>68176585
no one knows actually

I haven't beaten any new (as in never having playes them) vidya games since MGS4 like 3 or 4 months ago

>>68176606
yes

>>68176603
Shit map

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>mfw mejico is trying to show me the way and I'm trying, and trying, and trying to see

>>68176592
>>Sinaloan married mexican
Y-you still remember me

>>68176603
>North Atlantic Union

Just call it New England.

>>68176605
Dakota for president!

why do we have a language guide when this isnt a board for languages really but a /b/?

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soon...

>>68176667
This is the only NAU flag I've seen that doesn't look like complete trash

>>68176662
For the memes
It's all about the memes

>>68176667
So close.

>>68176655
What does marriage feel like?
>>68176667
so close to quad six

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>>68176646
Last one

Pay attention

>>68176690

These are really embarrassing. It's a bunch of old guys doing some xD crazy stuff to get ad money, but I think that everyone already knows that.

Some peopel will do anything for money.

>>68176690
I will never truthfully understand modern art. This looks wrong for no reason.

>>68176657
We have many Germans from Russia, the ones who fled to the Volga regions to escape religious persecution in the 1700's
They came here during the Communist revolution in Russia, so we have a great number of pure ethnic German villages dotting the Dakotas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germans_from_Russia

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>>68176538
>implying "art" isn't just 4chan tier edgy shit for decades now

>"My Bed" is a work by the British artist Tracey Emin.
>First created in 1998, it was exhibited at the Tate Gallery in 1999 as one of the shortlisted works for the Turner Prize.

>the bedsheets were stained with bodily secretions and the floor had items from the artist's room, such as condoms, underwear with menstrual blood stains, other detritus, and functional, everyday objects, including a pair of slippers.

>My Bed was bought by Charles Saatchi for £150,000 and displayed as part of the first exhibition when the Saatchi Gallery opened its new premises at County Hall, London

>When auctioned by Christie's in July 2014, the piece was sold for a little over £2.5 million.

Really makes you think buds...

>>68176690
Thank you.

I will take these images and think on them.

>>68176684
Can't really give you a concise answer

My only advice is: do not marry young

>>68176662
>still avoiding other languages in an international environment

This is why a big part of the wold think americans are stupid, you don't even try

>>68176725
Oh yea we call them "Aussiedler" a bunch of them also came back.
Thats probably why Dakota isnt a shithole like Florida or California.

>>68176750
>27 and never even had a gf
advice taken

>>68176694
Sweetie

Notice the guy with the white shirt? that ain't old

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>>68176655
You replied to me already today, unless there is another married Mexican.

>>68176690
I'd draw an allusion to the "Warum liegt hier Stroh" dialogue, but the chances that somebody besides the other german gets it are small.

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Just dropped my 600 euro phone accidentally on the ground and now it's broken.

>>68176759
Ese respuesta no fue necesaria huevón. No soy tonto.

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>>68176767
They, in combination with Norwegian immigrants, really established the Dakotas and made them into what they are nowadays, which are quickly ascending from its agricultural roots into more modern states

>Fastest rising GDP's in the US
>Lowest unemployment, even during recessions
>High job liquidity which is great for businesses if a bit hectic for employees

>>68176804
Should've bought Nokia dum dummy

>>68176529
added myself.

>>68176814
Sounds really tempting, what are the gunlaws like?

>>68176784
I replied to this picture, yes, she's astonishing

Ags was the only other Mexican married but he hasn't been around

>>68176837
No concealed long guns but everything else is pretty smooth and easy

Lots of hunting here, pheasant, rodent, goose, deer etc.

i'm actually a chinese person

>>68176837
>hates california
>dakotas sound tempting

The memes have taken you.
It may be irreversible.
I'm sorry.

>>68176857
How are the Dakotas different from Wisconson?
The Dakotas are red-states right ?

>>68176857
>No concealed long guns
Fascists

>>68176814
Nah, I should have bought protective unbreakable class. It isn't totally broken, I can still use it but it looks fucked up. /blog

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>>68176849
One of the benefits of autism is a good memory.

>>68176876
i heard latin america has an issue with those types eating their dogs
>>68176750
good advice. Ill take it.

>>68176876
t. Juan Chang

What's a good phone

>>68176878
Shouldnt you be busy protesting against Trump?

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>falling into the dakotan's web of lies
Don't do it he's just looking for more victims

the idea of wearing panties and sucking cock turns me on!

>>68176911
I can help you satisfy one of those urges

>>68176876
Require proofs of your Chineseness

>>68176920
i already told you my balls won't fit in panties!

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>>68176907
Im to smart to fall for traps like that.

>>68176876
>est. 70,000 Mexicans of Chinese descent
>Anti-Chinese movement
>over 300 Chinese had been killed in the Torreón massacre.
>Overall resentment eventually grew into formal anti-Chinese movements in northern Mexico

wtf I love mexico now!

just realized I've never watched lesbian pov
is it any good?

>>68176931
tuck them

Dumb Cajun

>>68176945
it's like normal pov except when the camera pans down you don't see anything

>>68176911
Wearing panties is kinda hot for the purpose of jacking into them but sucking dick is gay desu

/int/ belongs to /cum/.

>>68176945
yes. Lesbian porn can be boring though since they can only do so much though

>>68176955
lel

I wanna learn German and move to Austria!

>>68176959
we should /cum/ and /int/ together?
get it?

>>68176891
Any more pics of her?

>>68176969
I wanna put on a gigantic strapon and roughly and relentlessly fuck you until you limp and leak for a week!

anybody watching this shtty season of anime? I dropped it.

>>68176981
amazing, will you be my femdom gf?

>>68176944
As a Sinaloan I can confirm, we expelled them from the state during the mexican revolution I think, some went back, some went to Baja California

I want to take this opportunity to apologize to the Chinese people and its government

>>68176969
Because all Austrian homes are built ontop of mountains theres a weight limit for citizens, sorry.

>>68176981
If your own dick isnt big enough to achieve that you should kill yourself.

>>68176969
you should be first learn word "Heil!"

>>68176992
>was watching like 5 shows during the summer
>now I'm just finishing out jojo

what a terrible year for anime

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rate my harem of average lithuanian club hoes

you jelly?

>>68177002
Don't worry you silly germ I'm not fat! In fact, if I kept my mouth shut, no one would be able to tell I'm a foreigner! Isn't that great?

>>68177014
what type of music do they play at club pantera?

>>68176992
I've been following Flip Flappers and I think it's absolute trash, can't stop since I've already invested my precious time into this

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>>68177014

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>>68177029
But Austrians favourite activity is trying to pretend they speak german and annoy us with their dialect.

>>68176969
Should learn their retarded dialect though.

>>68177044
I'll take one Canada and Germany please

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she wants the dick

>>68177044
Fuck off if anything we are the blonde one.

>>68177059
being blonde is illegal in germany

>>68177059
Are you implying there's no brown haired people in Germany?

>>68177059
Don't pretend like your hair, eyes and skin aren't brown Soufjan

>>68177045
>>68177052
Yeah it's a shame about their dialect but the rest of the country just seems so nice

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CHILE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

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>>68177038
loud euro EDM that is only enjoyable when you're drunk/high/around sluts like these

>>68177082
How do we stop chile?

>>68177074
As long as you stay out of Vienna it seems to be quite good, but if I could chose which "german" speaking country I'd move too, I'd go for Switzerland or Liechtenstein. After that it would be Luxembourg.

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>>68177082
>JellybeanASMR
>[ASMR]Ear to Ear

>>68177014
They're all out of your league

>>68177029
America and Austria people like same looks.
20% of the population in America is from Germanic.

>>68177063
>>68177067
>>68177070
Even my facial hair is blonde, the only brownies are here to clean the street.

>>68177099
What does Luxembourgish sound like to you? Do you understand any of it?

>>68177074
If Austrians know that nobody will come looking for you they will lock you up in their basement and rape your ass till you are unable to hear your own farts.

>>68177107
Here's the video, baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZXy_4guw4M

>>68177009
you reminded me. I still havent watched it. I should.

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>>68176959
4chan is rightful /cum/ clay...

Soon...

>>68177109
thank you for the confidence boost senpai

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>>68177133
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZXy_4guw4M

>>68177141
he's lying you are beautiful

Talking with a native American on Omegle ama

>>68177085
>called pantera
>doesn't play pantera

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>>68177099
I'd also choose Switzerland but it seems like their immigration policy is really strict, not to mention it's expensive as fuck to live there.

Why would you say avoid Vienna? Of the 15 largest minority groups in the city, only two aren't European in origin. Pic related. Plus it has a rich history and a lot of cultural icons

Daily reminder.

http://sketchtoy.com/67700173

>>68177150
lol nah im good on that

>>68177122
It sounds kind of strange. You can understand them fairly well.
Even when they speak german you can see the french influence on their language. Their dialect is still kind of similar to the one in Rheinlandpfalz so I think it's kind of easier for me to understand it than for somebody from bavaria for example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wN76InEVmQ

>>68177166
>wanting shitty tar sands when we just uncovered a fuckhueg shale deposit
lmoa

>>68177140
>yaoi
>handsome men
>/mu/

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LADS THIS GIRL JUST CALLED ME CUTE HOLY SHIT WAT DO

>>68177203
>y-you too

>>68177145
Check this one out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdCDCISpRNE

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>>68177166
nice
I envy people with artistry, even my handwriting sucks

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>>68177203
"Thanks, I wish I could say the same about you"

:^)

>>68177203

>What are you? Half asian and half native?

>>68177203
put the dick in the pussy

>>68177099
>Switzerland
Switzerland people don't like a Germans.
German worker income are so inexpensive than switzerland. they are saying "germans take out our work"
in fact Germans has "Guest worker probrem" in Switzerland.

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i clicked on /jp/ instead of /int/ by accident today

>>68177203
THIS
>>68177227

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>>68177257
I hope you at least washed yourself before coming here.

We may have to quarantine you.

>>68176879
The Dakotas are some of the reddest states in the Union

>>68177227
>>68177263
rekt

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>>68177257
*rolls door open*
you had a good run

>>68177203
ugly....
i dont like her.

>>68177184
Interesting, my hears aren't trained in German so it's difficult for me to notice the differences. It sounds like Standard German to me for the most part.
Can the Bavarian and Austrian dialects be told apart? And do any dialects in Germany variate enough from Standard German that they become at all unintelligible?

my city sucks balls

>>68177315
Where do you live?

>>68177315
no one likes the city they live in

>>68177269
Goddamn airlock*

my city suck too.
i wanna exit from japan desu... please give me green card.

>>68177349
lelwrong

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*chugs a carton of 2%*

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>being so fat your stupid award has to be taken to you in the crowd

>>68177328
Guadalajara, but im from Sinaloa

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>>68177384
will exchange green card for pic

>>68177408
kek

>>68177404
I know who you are

What's so ugly about Guada?

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>>68177408

it's weird to think that i could just walk to canada if i wanted

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>>68177452
>mfw drove into canada a few years ago
>mfw the guard just asked how my day was
>mfw could've walked into toronto and shot up every sand nigger/chink at a tim horton's and no one could've prevented it

>>68177432
Estoy en Mazatlán ahora, salí en el carro a dar la vuela y hay alcoholimetros cada kilómetro y policías cada 100 metros, yo se que la ciudad es mas segura así pero le quita toda la diversion, todos los antros están solos

>>68177397
>not drinking 3.5%

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>>68177465
You would never do that though, right? You're a cool guy, right?

>>68177467
Estabas hablando de Maza o Guada en un principio?

Yo soy pata salada por cierto, aunque namas vivi alla hasta los 6

>>68177465
How's that even possible anon? Don't you have to go through immigration and security when you cross the border?

>>68177494
yes, posting frogs is the main signifier of good mental health and a well-adjusted lifestyle

>>68177494
fuck tim horton's

long live dunkin donuts

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good night anons
make sure to get plenty of rest so your muscles can grow and you can lift even heavier weights!

>>68177483
>not adding your milk to coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vgbMUpyzQw

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>>68176907

>>68177526
Maximal pussy detected.

>>68177522
just cardio for me, thanks

>>68177507
all I needed was my passport, but my car could've been loaded with guns and drugs and they wouldn't have known since they don't check

civ 5 is too hard lads

>>68177506
Maza, but i wasnt serious, its only that the fun is gone here, except in festivals, yo tambien soy pata salada por cierto

>>68177507
Are you joking?

>>68177565
Lower the difficulty, try to have a good time while playing videogames

>>68177553
What if they had checked and you had guns?

>>68177565
pussy

>>68177507
>>68177553
I can confirm. I live about 5 miles from the border. They pretty much only check your car if you have a criminal record or are an immigrant

A self-portrait

What do you think?

http://sketchtoy.com/67700184

>>68177576
I keep a gat in the cup holder, anon.

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how does someone from eastern yuropoor get a green card

>>68177570
I'm not, are you? Are there no borders between the u.s and Canada like there's no borders in the EU? Hm didn't know that.

>>68177543
I like it both ways

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El gato

>>68177552
goodbye gains ;_;

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>>68177483
>3.5%

Mein nigga,

>>68177596
Until relatively recently you didn't even need a passport.
Unless you look/act fishy they ask a couple questions, glance at your papers, and wave you on.

reminder that if you don't drink whole milk, you're a faggot

>>68177596
There's a border, but it's unprotected. The border "guards" generally don't give a fuck.

"Duration of stay? What are you coming for? Oh, I've been there, lovely place. Check out [local attraction]. Alright, have a good trip!"

That's the standard exchange.

>>68177647
I dont drink milk at all

>>68177569
Me creeras si te digo que nunca he ido al carnaval de mazatlan?

ponte una peda de las buenas, yo tengo ganas desde hace rato pero no puedo por la escuela

>>68177647
Or a grill.
Still though.

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There is literally nothing wrong with milk in coffee

>>68177596
no, there are borders. canada is super lax when you enter, pretty much just say I'm going to canada to do this. they don't check usually unless you are a criminal or something. when you come back you say I did this and bam you're back in.

>>68177623
The reason the cat's eyes are seemingly incandescent is because in the back of their eyes they reflect light to their surroundings to effectively create more light than what actually exists. This helps them see in the dark

>>68177596
I usually just tell the Mountie a shitty joke and he lets me through with no hassle.

>>68177596
>Are there no borders between the u.s and Canada like there's no borders in the EU?
""""Borders""""". All they do is ask for your passport

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>>68177632
>not in a bag

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Feel like I could work for the CIA.

But don't really trust their suits.

>>68177588
hey there cutie ツ

>>68177624
lol why would I want to gain weight, the whole point is to not get fat

>>68177670
Are you telling me cats have superpowers?

>>68177674
>>68177672
>>68177670
>>68177668
Thanks a lot for the answers guys.

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>>68177689
Oh, my apologies.

>>68177674
there are still borders though. if you just cross in a random spot you'll get shot in about 7 seconds. there's gun guys all over the place because drug smuggling

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>>68177691
>CIA
>suits

>>68177699
Yeah I am

>>68177691
I just got done streaming Jason Bourne 2016 free movie online.

Now I'm watching the American-Australian psychological/thriller film The Gift 2016 free movie online :^)

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>mom! the milk bag dispenser is empty!

>>68177721
what kind of intelligence services the canadian government haz?

>>68177721
blue top + gray bottom is still classic

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>>68177721

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>>68177727
Wtf there's another one??!

>>68177748
CSIS

>>68177734
Sometimes I read the plot synopsis beforehand for horror films like Train to Busan.

Just so I am prepared for all their dirty scare tricks.

>>68177748
CSIS and the RCMP are the only two I know of.

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>>68177742
I've never seen a milk bag before. I live in the great unbagged wastelands.

>>68177781
What's the point of selling it in bags anyway?

>>68177772
never heard of them.

they are probably maple slurping faggots like the rest of Canada and your prime minister :^)

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NEED some tits to squeeze

>>68177772
>CSIS
>ISIS
What did Canada mean by this

>>68177799
yeah i know, mention of "milkbags"

>>68177799
I friggin love sucking my wife's pink tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA

anyone remember these goofs?

>>68177795
It's cheaper.

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>>68177822
me too
i also love sucking on your wife's pink tits

>>68177847
Bad joke

>>68177822
I, as well, enjoy sucking on your wife's pink tits. You must accept your wife's betrayal with equanimity.

>>68177861
whoa whoa whoa

we at /cum/ support others jokes

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>>68177862
>>68177867
That's it

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>>68177861
>joke

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>>68177816
Ofuk.
Wrong border wall! Very bad!

>>68177822
I love sucking on your wife's pink tits as well hahahahh

[spoiler]original[/spoiler]

And this is why you guys don't have any fucking friends IRL

Bunch of losers

>>68177916
*puts you in a headlock*

>>68177916
rude

>>68177885
Saving that vintage image and altering the file so mine is vintage too :^)

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>>68177916

well I switched to mac. feels expensive

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>>68175801
>>68175801
>>68175801
>>68175801

>>68177959

new

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>>68177937
Big Dawg memes a GOAT