/brit/

more like /shit/ hahaha

i think the jealousy of australian posters by canadians causes them to be the worst posters on this board/site

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ANIYOU?

>283 posts
>283 posts
>283 posts
>283 posts
>283 posts
>283 posts
>283 posts

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relationship has got too deep to pull out painlessly

didn't ask for this, I just wanted to shag

>>68173612
Too early edition

>>68173648
jealousy of the reputation of australia on 4chan?

>>68173648
leafs crave for appeal too much
I'd think about putting them on the same tier as aus/nz but I wouldn't want to satisfy them

Anyone played that new Pokémon lads?

Report this faggotry

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bit bloody early innit lad

>>68173700
this

if they weren't so pathetic they'd be on the same level

watching a girl have a wee

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>>68173648
>>68173700
>>68173717

1976 – Lance Corporal Christiaan Rudolf KOTZE, Army, died on active service.
1976 – Rifleman Hendrik Petrus KRUGER, Army, died on active service.
1976 – Private A. MABHENA, 2nd Battalion, RAR, died on active service.
1976 – Guard John Wise (Marks?) MAGAWISE, Protected Village, Protection Group, Guard Force, KIA. Killed in a CT action.
1976 – Private Martin MARANGE, Regular Army, died on active service.
1976 – Private Simba MATSENHURE, Army, died on active service. Died of natural causes.
1976 – Sapper Denis MUKUNDWA, Squadron, Rhodesian Corps of Engineers, died on active service.
1976 – Recruit Louis MUNYANA, died on active service. Died of natural causes.
1976 – Private Andrew ZIVURA, Regular Army, killed on active service. Died in a training accident.


deaths caused by ALEC HOME, HAROLD MACMILLAN, HAROLD OF THE ANUS WILSON, AND ESTABLISHMENT BRITISH

wanking off while I watch this gutter runt stare at some slag pissing herself lads

fourth reich when

>>68173716
Why is this barmy creature trying to make fun of me?

wonder if she'll text me over the weekend lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssiq_x-D8K8

started watching the comedian ari shaffir a bit tonight and all he jokes about is pooing and smoking weed

i like him 2bh

>>68173733
Post a quicky piccy lad.

>>68173763
Thailad?

1978 – Temporary Captain Peter John CASWELL, Rhodesian Army Education Corps, killed on active service. Pete was travelling in a Land Rover on the outskirts of Ft Victoria on the Birchenough Bridge Road, but did not see a train coming from the left. Peter was thrown from the vehicle and broke his neck.
1978 – Guard T. CHAKUWEYA, Protected Village Protection Group, Guard Force, KIA. Killed in a CT action.
1978 – Guard E. MATAMBURIGWA, Protected Village Protection Group, Guard Force, died on active service.
1978 – Corporal J. MUSHAYA, Regular Army, died on active service.
1978 – Sapper Charles PINDURA, Squadron, Rhodesian Corps of Engineers, killed on active service. Killed in a vehicle accident.
1978 – Guard G. POSI, Protected Village Protection Group, Guard Force, died on active service.
1978 – Guard L. SUNGAYI, Protected Village Protection Group, Guard Force, died on active service.

KILL THE BIRTSHI ANUS TRAITOR OF OUN KITH AND KIN

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Christmas dinner for one again this year

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>>68173771

>>68173733
*glances over at your willy*

>>68173763
thainiggers should not fuck with the colored contacts

>>68173744
expect that she wont and that she hates you

pessimism is the only route to freedom from these chains. from this human form.

>>68173763
*apprehends you*

The earth is flat methinks

*walks in on you wanking*

>>68173786
absolutely vile

Reminder to report Thai nonce's avatarfagging wherever you see it

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>pessimism is the only route to freedom from these chains. from this human form.

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anime

>>68173800
*looks directly in your eyes while still wanking*

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>>68173791

Looks like the Tasmanian tiger might not be extinct after all
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3955450/New-footage-Tasmanian-Tiger-emerges-experts-optimistic.html

>>68173833
That'll be that "global warming" again

Some Pollack posted a video link to a woman shoving her high heel into a tied-up dog's eye earlier on /brit/ today

Now I can see why you voted leave

>>68173831
*unzips*

>>68173832
never reply to me or one of my posts ever again.

>>68173833
Is that the thing that spins around and destroys everything in it's path?

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Thoughts?

love heeming racists

>>68173881
sara in a bit

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taking up plant-keeping
I have a 10 year old cactus and some succulents already

when I move abroad I'm going to look into getting some tropical plants, hopefully carnivorous ones and start a savage garden

>>68173881
would love to put my willy in her mouth then take it out and rub it all over her face

When did Eddie Izzard turn into a massive wanker?

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>Iceland's president has asked the anti-establishment Pirate Party to try to form a government, after two rounds of coalition talks failed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3995138/Iceland-s-computer-hacker-Pirate-Party-invited-form-GOVERNMENT-president-coalition-talks-failed.html

Hmm... What could go wrong

hmm yes canadian public broadcasting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

what's a good hobby that involves leaving the house?

>>68173881
hate emotional attention whores like this. wish you could tell them to man the fuck up, but you can't, because they're women

>>68173930
shoplifting

>>68173905
no plant is carnivorous you absolute mong
absorbing nitrogen from flies =/= carnivorous

girls do the whole suicide routine in such a lame way: shitpost about it for months and then finally (attempt to) top themselves by popping ibuprofen

lads just seem fine for ages and one day it turns out they just decided to jump onto a train track because they were depressed all along

much more dignified

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>>68173950

>>68173930
You're in normie Paradise sunny Australia what do you think? Go surfing or something you cunts don't have to deal with -2 C shitty weather

Anyone got that image of the Aussie shitposter crawling through the hellish city?

>>68173968
yeah never mind

>>68173930
Doing a poo if you're northern

you would think you would be embarrassed about loads of people seeing you piss and shit but I've seen loads of girls on the internet doing it

>>68173930
go to the beach alone
did that yesterday haha

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I wish I could go surfing or diving in the crisp clear south Pacific instead of murky lakes filled with ugly fish and mud

>>68173952
we're men

we do things right

>>68173952
This! Fucking attention whores feigning depression piss me off.

Girl at school always had bandaids on her wrists because "cutting helps my depression". Bandaids move around every week and there is no scars from previous sites.

shan't be posting in this thread until all yanks are gassed

>>68174002
It's a bit like that isn't it? I did the same today that's why I asked the question

>>68173717
why are canadians such bad posters? literally nobody likes them

reality has an Irish bias

>>68174001
people innately have more respect for men in general so its that much more demeaning.

JÚ§Ŧ ÞÓZ my NÉΩħółé Úþ FªM

>his beach is made up of pebbles

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hmm...

>>68174062
would unironically give you a taste of my toxic meat

>his NBN is made of copper

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>permanent immigration of 450,000 people a year by 2021

>>68174062
holes are positive charges lad, they can't be negative

>>68174072
look at me

i'm the burger king now

>>68174084
USA will be whiter than UK in 55 years

>>68174072
Reportius REX

>>68174088
nerd

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>100 million "Canadians"

>>68174019
GOOD post

>he doesn't have fibre optic to the premises

just released a swarm of a billion locusts in surrey ama

>>68174019
how will you post if you've been gassed

>>68174126
why?

Going to play the ol' 3ds till I feel sleepy

just released a crate of toads in Perth

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>>68174106
>>68174084
Thank you Mr. Bains

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>just released a swarm of a billion locusts in surrey ama

>>68174027
I like it tb h, I just bodysurf for ages then go home. don't bother lying on a towel by myself
only 40 minutes away by bus and often it looks like there are other loners in the water, makes me less self-conscious. tbf they're probably locals down for the evening

>>68174012
You're a paki though, you never do anything right

>>68173612
>Considering suicide edition
I feel you mate, me too.

>>68174131
BETTER post

>>68174135
hate farmers and vegetables

>>68174126
Nice one lad
Ought to show those southern softies a thing or two

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wat

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/sp/ really hates yanks

i'm safe here right?

cultivating a hunch

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Ahh

Hmm

>>68174182
1 obviously

>>68174182
define "full"

the answer is 3 if "full" means almost full

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Just went on an absolutely mental rant at this girl and she threatened to stop talking to me 3 times haha

Egg on my face in the end though i had to beg her to keep talking to me

Bad feel

>>68174198
this, if you mean to the brim to the point of overflow it's 4

>>68174182
3 because of the time taken for water entering 3 to overflow into 4

>>68174182
3

>>68174203
>this didn't happen

>>68174180
yeah we love yanks here

>>68174182
3

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NEED a Palmerston kitter in my life tbqh

>>68174182
3

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>why yes, I do indeed hail from the North of England

>>68174182
its 1 u dumb cunts, look how much water is already in it

>>68174203
you sound like an absolute runt 2bh

>>68174194
>>68174228
That has a hole near the bottom
>>68174198
>>68174206
gravity stops 3 from flowing into 4 much
not surprised the nonce fails a children's intelligence test

>>68174182
considering our planet is actually flat it's clearly number 1

>>68174203

give us the nitty gritty la x

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>>68174214
It genuinely did

Basically i convinced myself she was only talking to me out of pity and i went mental at her

Still pretty sure she is but in the end she said either believe that I'm not or i stop talking to you

So I insulted her a bit more then begged her to stay.

The absolute state of me

>>68174257
No, kill yourself.

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>>68174182
>The picture is actually upside down
>The water is falling into the tap

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Afriad I'm a schizo

>>68174244
as soon as the water level gets above the spout leading from 3 to 4 then 3 will stop filling

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merry Christmas boys
>tfw could probably send every person in /brit/ a gram of weed for the holidays if I wouldn't be put in jail for it.

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>>68174266

upset much?

>>68174182
The tap isn't connected to a mains, so none.

>>68174272
>little interest in sexual experiences
schizo? more like cocksucko because that's gay as fuck haha

>>68174293
correct

>>68174291
No, I just like to see dead Aussies. As the famous saying goes; the only good Aussie is a dead Aussie.

>>68174293
Then where did the water come from

business idea: immigrate to canada
wee wee mon chettiy filuw
par lay vous fron say

>>68174293

there are clearly water droplets coming out of the tap

>>68174293
>>68174307
the connection could be going straight into the pic so you're both wrong

brainlets

>>68174319
See>>68174271

>>68174257
see
>>68174260

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*walks towards you*

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>>68174244
>>68174182

>>68174330
>>68174293
it's a bluetooth tap you mongos

>>68174314

oh you're the autistic runt who hates all australians, makes sense that you have trouble socialising with other people in real life too

sort your life out m8

>>68174330
You're not familiar with plumbing I can see.

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>>68174345
THAILAD!!!!!

>>68174272
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

sounds very much like me haha very worrying

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>>68174358

>>68174350
Everyone hates Aussies, nothing autistic about that at all.

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>wanking with the lads
>you notice someone cumming
>look over at them and then instantly cum yourself

>>68174260

fairly certain there is no recovering from much 'tism.

better luck next relationship aha

>>68174182
None because water can't be real if our mouths aren't real.

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Anyone here every try growing a bonsai tree?
I've got one but I bought it mostly already started, it was in pretty rough shape though, now its looking healthy.

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>>68174345
did you just make this

if so wow

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>>68174345
>tfw you knew the right answer intuitively

thainonce loves his webms

>>68174361
literally me

>>68174376
I have one almost exactly like that

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>>68174345
Thailad senpai so wise ~~uguu

>>68174372
>wanking with the lads
>not wanking off the lads
nice closet lad

>>68174372
You in a wank club too, m79?

>>68174376
I grow jade plants but not bonsai style

it's much more interesting to let them go mad with growth

>>68174373
Bet I'm going to read the convo in the morning and cry

Fucks sakes what the fuck is wrong with me?

Business idea: everyone is nice to each other in /brit/

>>68174376
Dad grew one from a seed in the 90 and lost the fucking thing in a house fire.

>>68174408
it's not gay if you don't touch each other

>>68174409
ye

>>68174397
doxxed

>>68174428
there's nothing gay homosexuality tbf

>>68174371

couldn't give a FUCK what everyone thinks of aussies, "mate".

who /japanesepeacelilies/ here?

>>68174456
>i-i-i don't care, pls believe me. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ;_;

are all the blacks in the UK decedents of Caribbean blacks, somalis, and nigerians?

who /anxoiusovernothing/ here?

anyone fancy some ps4 bf4

>>68174469
they are native British islanders

>>68174456
>I don't give a fuck
>keeps replying to weak-ass bait
k lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY0TT5fFEuE

>>68174468

you're quick aren't you :-)

>>68174469
all of the above

82

> ass

fuck off yank

>>68174469
mostly yeah

much more carribeans and nigerians than somalis though

somalis are fucking scum, had 3 in my secondary school all of them were just animals

>>68174469
Mostly Caribbean.

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>this thin-skinned aussie getting fucking anally ravaged on a chinese dog recipe board

>there's a 6 foot Somali girl at my work who's super qt and nice to me all the time.

>>68174473
Bit late for that lid

>his uncle got literally blown up into pieces by the IRA
HOWLING

>>68174469
They're mostly Caribbeans with a lot of Nigerians and Ghanaians

Even other blacks see Somalians as a horrid cancer

>>68174376
that's a jade tree

because the leaves were so thick and juicy, i used to spend a lot of time sticking pins and various other things in them pretending they were people as a kid

>>68174523

you're not very nice are you? think about the person behind the screen :(

what would your mother think of your cyberbullying?

howling and crying at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRYJL9lTZ2s

>>68174553
I did this too to my granmums aloe plant
I'd also eat the leaves

>>68174562
lmao

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>>68174528

>>68174532
well if you do in the future giz a shout, I'm an effective squadmate


>>68174535
had a norn mate who said his dad once got jumped by some IRA, they made him put a bomb in his van and said they would kill his mum unless he drove it to the brit army base. Said his dad did drive it to the base but then surrended to the soldiers and told them what was going on as soon as he arrived

Can't verify the story but i trust the lad and wanna say that although I can *understand* the ira cause, I absolutely cannot condone this method of operation

/cum/ is worse than /brit/ for once 2bh

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>>68174565
>cannibalism

ask a lad who is 5'8 anything

>>68174562
TOOT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opX7Yo_D3kQ

>>68174586
how tall are you?

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MY BODY'S READY
MY HEART'S ON FIRE

>>68174575
Operations like that never happened that's fairytale shit

>>68174575
>although I can *understand* the ira cause, I absolutely cannot condone this method of operation
I actually agree with this, to be fair both sides were absolutely mental but the IRA was particularly sneaky

>>68174586
What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

>>68174616
Alan pls

>>68174602
5'8

>>68174602
5'8

>>68174616
It's alright, at least it's Norwich and not London

shopping for buttplugs

any recs?

>>68174629
doc johnson

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>>68174616
that's a really good question

>>68174616
>tfw seen that episode today
nice

wtf lad

they put me on UK border force lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV-wgZBGfCo

>>68174605
why would he tell me this then?

I never really considered him a liar, and no offence but theres is a decent chance you are at least somewhat biased

>>68174606
Its all a shame really, if im being honest and I know lots of paddys might disagree with me but I think brits and irish are far more similar than they are different, we should really be best pals. Can't think of two countries who are more similar culturally in the world, only maybe is germany and austria or perhaps spain and portugal but who give a fuck about them

>>68174629
just wear a diaper

loving doing vodka face after I take a sip of my drink

Dopey Sugar--because it was open all season long--you can't play golf in the snow, you stupid ass.

when I got my eye injured and was at the hospital there was a yank going through before me and he had to get a needle in his eyeball (which is definitely painful as fuck) but he the way he was going on and on was proper cracking me up.

yanks are so loud irl, he was proper rabbiting on to everyone

not saying I mind it, I actually wish it was more socially acceptable to have a chinwag with strangers here, would make bus and train journeys better

>>68174646
its pretty dumb to go to another country with only 10 bucks

Does anyone else think the girl from Lazy Town is cute?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

piece of popcorn in my teeth :/

>>68174744
reported. enjoy getting v& you fucking moron.

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>>68174738
if we were quiet and timid it just wouldn't make sense now would it

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>>68174738

>UK pays reparations to the US for their role leading up to the Revolution
>US pays reparations to Canada for the treatment of Loyalists afterwards
>Canada pays reparations to the UK for the King-Byng Affair
All settled, now?

>>68174786
ah yes, as if canadians are so much different socially from americans
fuck off pseudo yank

>>68174787
>King-Byng Affair
why would we pay reparations for this?

>>68174806
Because you were mean to the UK with it, and because Canada needs to pay the UK reparations for any reason whatsoever to complete the cycle..

>>68174786
I thought they didn't have buses in America

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>>68174804
did the silly image make you mad?

>>68174804
desu my m8 has a canadian gf, and honestly I get along well with most people, and I know I just said that yank in the ozzy was loud, But there canadian bitch is so LOUD and obnoxious at the same time, Like there's 5 people all chilling in a room and her talking voice is literally the volume it would be if she was at a rave screaming down your ear. Was genuinely irritating how she could not grasp the concept of indoors voice

aching for a gf lads

>>68174844
she's probably from ontario

>>68174838
We got them last week, along with electricity and running water; the country has not looked back since

jacking off

>>68174844
>>16257533
yeah don't let any leaf trick you into thinking they are much different from americans. they're on here every night trying to push this shit
>w-we're actually british

>>68174879
me

playing the witcher on death march difficulty


gunna get dat trophey x

>>68174879
>jacking off
FOY

>>68174896
Sad nerd gaming virgin

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>>68174896

The headboard in mum's room has finally stopped banging against my wall.

I'm dying for a piss but don't want to run into the guy in the hall if he's about to leave.

>>68174903
shagged at least 10 different birds

could be dozens more if I wanted to but I hardly ever pursue and turn down more girls than I fuck

>>68174844
There's something about yank accents that linger in the air, canadians have it even worse
sometimes I enter a cafe or something and it just cuts across all other noise, disgusting
living life with a yank accent must be like being a hunchback, I understand why so many of them never leave the country

gimmick idea: ironically post yankisms, wait for someone to say FOY and then reveal that the joke was on them all along

>>68174883
those canadians at it again

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post rare karens

>>68174933
positively devilish

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>>68174925

ass is currently colored shit brown

doing an ennui

>>68174923
can't believe some people still live with their parents

>>68174947
my god, just fucking kill yourself

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post rare farrons

>>68174933
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Been happening since the start of 4chan

>>68174956
how is shagging 10 birds even remotely unbelievable?

leads me to think you're the virgin in this exchange

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>>68174947

>>68174962
renting is expensive

>>68174965
me in the radical centre

just did a big yawn and a fart

>>68174962
t. strong independent yank living on the frontier who don't need no culture who has to defend his property by fighting off grizzly bears with his bare hands every day

>>68174965
>Farron_celebrating_as_lib_dems_win_election.png

http://www.strawpoll.me/11785985

want to learn how to surf
always thought surfing was the tightest shit since I was a kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oS_28utt2Y

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>>68174965

>>68175008
not voting on this

>>68175008
programming is boring

>>68174992
>tfw looking up rent costs overseas
>you can get a solid apartment in a nice area for like 250$ a month in Vietnam

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>>68175015
>>68174965

>>68174345
damn 3d OE cake

shagged 10 birds lads, could shag more I would jus rather stay up all night posting in brit, I swear I'm not lying.

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Opinions on this man?

>>68174992
maybe in britain, I suppose

My rent is only $256 a month, living altogether is roughly $600 a month

Obvs depends where you live

but the independence is so fucking nice, you have no idea until you've experienced it
no mom telling you what to do and when to sleep, you can clean only your own dishes, you can have a messy room or a spotless room and never get nagged

I think living on the street is only slightly worse than living with parents
although it depends on the parents ofc, mine were emotionally abusive so there's some extra dislike there

>>68175027
where's the 'kip?

>>68175038
gay cunt

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>>68175041

worried that getting a gf would detract from my cool loner image

>>68175008
programmer here

I NEVER code on my desktop
just can't get in a working mood when I'm at home

>>68175048
delete this mate

>>68175038
fucking prick who ruined turkey twizzlers forever

I will have my vengence in this life or the next

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>>68175041

>>68175048
turbo rorke

>>68175059
turkey twizzlers were shit

the only thing jamie oliver does wrong is kiss his daughters on the lips and spit/dribble everywhere

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haha here i am

shitposting with the lads on a friday night haha

>>68175008
what does it even mean to code

reinstate the death penalty for racists

>>68175065
>turkey twizzlers were shit

putting you on the list

bet you're some middle class dandy who eats healthy wholesome meals every day

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>UKIP thrashing them in the North
>Lib Dems thrashing them in the South

It's basically over for Labour isn't it

Why are /brit/ memes so abstract and subtle
How do you guys even keep track of them all

>>68175086
>dandy
I prefer the term "jew", but the rest of your post is me spot on

>>68175086
t. working class runt who eats Bovril regularly

>>68175085
*serial killers and traitors

>>68175096
putting corbyn in was dumb as fuck and i've been saying that since day one

letting ideals override pragmatism in politics is suicide. Have your ideals but at least get in to power before you go overboard with them

>>68175114
raised on bread and milk, barely know what a bovril is

I'm no runt though, certified badboi me

>>68175119
nah no death penalty really it's barbaric

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these are patrician munchies

>>68175122
ah yes another 20 years of dialled down blairism

fuck you

Got a weird craving for quorn and I don't know why

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> bread doesn't have seeds in it

>>68175122

as bad a leader he may be, he's the overwhelming candidate of the labour party membership. you can't just ignore all those people, and if you did you'd have no party left. it'd just be empty constituency offices

>>68175154
seedy bread is shit

the seeds just get stuck in your teeth

>>68175148
There's literally nothing wrong with blairism

>kitchen doesn't have aga in it

>>68175148
at what point did i recommend that

Just commenting that being overtly left wing (more than your predecessors) after a right wing party just won the general election is fucking dumb and only serves to strengthen your foes, I'm a centrist (radical) but any child could see that

>>68175154
>mum buys shitty bland bread that tastes like paper

love me some good rye or whole grain bread

tortilla chips and salsa lads

think I may have crabs

I like how bread is really bad for your health

>>68175154
>>68175178
top posts
>>68175165
bet all you eat is shitty white sliced bread you fucking heathen

>>68175191
fuck off is bread bad for you

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>>68175181
how many?

>>68175164
The vast majority of people who were members before May 2015 backed the other guy
Pretty sure Labour could survive with their pre-2015 membership and doesn't need all the swopos and trots

>>68175170
top yourself

they really don't go good OST's in film anymore huh

name a musical score on par with this from the most recent film you can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZ9kQ1h-ZY

>>68175218
>interstellar

captcha: renovieren miriam

>>68175218
Interstellar

>>68175199
yo that's like 20 crabs right there

labours downfall started with putting ed miliband in instead of obviously right man for the job david

t. smarty pants

>>68175198
lots of gluten, spikes your blood sugar
bad for your teeth too

just eat legumes instead

the only person more evil than hilary clinton is tony blair.

>>68175223
>>68175222
can you provide examples, only saw it the one time.

Really enjoyed it besides the 4th dimension ending bollocks

>>68175230
>just eat legumes instead

literally how posh can you be

absolutely shit all wrong wtih bread.

>>68175226
Ed only won because the unions cheated
The leadership rightfully belonged to David

>>68175218

The King's Speech

https://youtu.be/mgHxmAsINDk

>>68175198
>tfw a toasty slice of rye bread with a bit of olive oil spread across it, ricotta cheese, garlic, sun dried tomatoes and roast beef

*sets aside the rhetoric and comes to the bargaining table*

bread wanker loves his fucking bread

Blair literally did nothing wrong

>>68175230
gluten is a meme

Medniggers eat loads of bread and are the healthiest people on earth.

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>nah no death penalty really it's barbaric

>>68175242
>Ed only won because the unions cheated

yeah remember being peeved about this at the time

>>68175249
not an original sound piece sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDaPOWdx6s

*cuts less than the tories*
*borrows less than labour*

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I LOVE bread
its the best staple

beans and rice are alright too but not really on the same level.

>tfw bread and cheese

Really want a warm lamb sandwich on a flatbread with a mint salsa right now