/brit/

lib dem surgea

go to bed

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>>68170212
SURGE!!!!

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*stands in your way*

>>68170219
Her head is such an odd shape

Flew in from Miami beach BOAC
man I had a dreadful flight

>>68170234
i work in richmond, what should i say if i see her

>>68170250
like a dorito

>>68170258
are your arms tired?

>>68170234
this result is similar to trump with hillary

could imagine that kike going "THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN" as the results rolled in and dumb bitch beat him with a fraction of the spending

>>68170245
*waits patiently for you to move*

>>68170186
I like the one with the nightclub logo on

>>68170278
ARE THEY EVER

Feel bad for zac goldsmith

The cunt has lost twice in a year

>>68170307
post it la

>>68170265
"Alri"

>>68170265
death to traitors, freedom for britain

>>68170234
hmmm
that was very close
I think there should be more votes until I see the result I want

>>68170219
Nice

just did a poo but feel like i have to poo again

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>qt girl in maths

>always looks at me

>laughs at my jokes

>one day she finally just approaches me

>have an awkward conversation, dropping my spaghetti

>she doesn't look at me any more and ignores my jokes

'commend me so Jethro Tull

>>68170186
Who has the bigger hands?

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>>68170288
>*waits patiently for you to move*

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>when a yank posts in /brit/

>>68170337
>tfw small hands
:( :(

>>68170234
(((Independent)))

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>>68170245
*teleports in front of you*

Heh, nothing personal kid.

>>68170318
don't have but it was literally just an oceana logo or something in the corner

>>68170329
Samsara
the circle of life goes on

>>68170351
that last pic is too good wtf he looks like brendan fraser

di di diocles roma's greatest general

Got an exam at 9 until 12 lads
Yes, an exam on a Saturday

just fed my cat mentos then made her drink some pepsi

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hello everyone
this is running on empty
food review!

fun fact
small hands are an indicator of homosexuality

>>68170395
cumbridge wanker

>>68170374
>personal
*personnel
ffs

me having a bit of a dance about
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480728647046.webm

>>68170333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jLiXeFm_E

Nice trips m8, Tull is good stuff. Went through a phase in highschool, still love their music.

>>68170351
Good post.

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*independences towards you*

>>68170395
once had a 3 and a half hour exam

watched question time the night because farage was on

business gimmick: running on full food reviews

>>68170400
holy shit never realised how much he reminded me of him

>>68170186
is there room for us? <3

>>68170351
what was the eagle going for

surely it didn't expect to drag an adult goose out of the water, even though eagles are strong

>>68170351
>canadian bullies an american

>>68170437
does kiwiland have a trump/farage

>>68170437
No

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>>68170234
Based big votes Olney working the Tories.

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>>68170400

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>>68170420

>>68170325
there's one in 4 years mate you can do it then

>>68170421
hmm

>>68170437
of course

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>>68170412
>this is bait
>right?
>right???

starting to lose interest in the internet

lost interest in wanking a while back

might be time to kms desu lads

>>68170470
it's lorde

papa new ginny

>>68170438
Probably was trying to go after a duckling but got caught in the act

>>68170421
You're the worst Australian poster by far

Literally worse than anime

>>68170492
Nu-fags OUT

doing a cheeky convert to islam

>>68170492
how fucking new are you
the word is misspelt on purpose FFS FUCK OFF

>>68170518
ma'shallah brother

@68170492
i can't tell if this is bait or not

Tommy Robinson is the true Irish-Angloman

>>68170518
by the permission of allah, my muwahhid brother

right lads I'm going to make a post in a couple of minutes and I would like one of you to reply to it really quickly

>Literally worse than anime
problematic opinion

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>>68170518

>>68170512
I thought it was an exceptional post 2bh

>>68170533
I realised RIGHT after I replied

>>68170542
He's most certainly is not.

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Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the morning when the day is new?

And after having spent the day together hold each other close the whole night through!

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irl karen

>>68170219
*heavy breathing*

>>68170492
>>68170524
>>68170515
literal newfag orgy wow

*snaps pics and wanks in the corner*

>>68170518
revert*

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>>68170498
Food Review!

>>68170603
not sure if this is bait

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>Coats rooms in gold

>Sits on a literal chair made of gold

>Claims to be a man of the people

My countrymen are fucking retarded.

lib-kip coalition 2020

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>>68170515
>>68170524
ta for the (you)s lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udZqyzUwTz0

tune

quick reply to this post

>>68170600
man FOR the people nor of the people

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>>68170561
true

The Iron Duke is

>>68170615
>>68170615
>>68170615
>>68170615
>>68170615

>>68170593
what the fuck is that thing

>>68170600
We should get rid of First-Past-the-Post so we don't have to have these two retarded options.

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>>68170606

>>6817061*
no

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>tonal languages
wtf is this autism

>>68170512
I am not. I can think of a worse ausfag

>>68170643
Of course the Canadian is talking about Chinese...

>>68170647
Name 'em.

>>68170626
it's Lorde in an oversized tuxedo

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>>68170631

whats reviewbrahs name? he looks like a thomas or jack

poopie pee pee haha :)

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>islam

>>68170628
instead you will have 5 retarded options, and 50 even more retarded ones who school around the big boys like feeder fish

>>68170643
>language has where, were and wear
>all sound the same but mean different things
>acting high and mighty about other languages

m

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>>68170623
well done here's a picture in return

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Post your runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRyHJY8TvJU
me in the high vis vest

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>>68170674
>were sounds like where

68170674
were and wear/where are not pronounced the same you utter fucking Tory

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>>68170616
>For the people

https://trumpgrets.tumblr.com/

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>>68170653
Vietnamese
its super easy until you realise tiny inflections change the entire phrase.
you think the French would have sorted this bullshit out.

>>68170654
The proxied aussies who make aus related posts/threads trying to make it seems like the world gives two shits about aus. The jap one is the worst recently, trying to fake nip engrish

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>>68170219

Tried shagging a black girl tonight lads

>>68170715
our gene pool is bad

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38183819


>authorities take apple to courts in yankland
>here we just mug them while they have it unlocked

KEK

>>68170727
That's me.

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>down 4 stone since October
still fat, but I can feel my confidence coming back

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>mfw too smart to identify as english despite being english

i go by the term british thank you very much

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would

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>It's a (board) thread gets ruined by political discussion episode
>It's a /pol/ invades /v/ episode

>>68170756
her tits look nice here but she's a fridge otherwise

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>i go by the term british thank you very much

the black gf

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>>68170741

>Undercover surveillance officers trailed Yew and waited for him to unlock his phone to make a call - thereby disabling the encryption.

>One officer then rushed in to seize the phone from Yew's hand - just as would happen in a criminal mugging.

>>68170753
my dad is 72 and said nobody ever called themselves english when he was in school

and he was working class

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>>68170753
>too intelligent to read this post

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>be British
>get mugged by the police

>>68170581
stop forcing this shite gimmick
no one likes her she's a fucking career politician with no legal background and it's a fucking farce that she gets to be lord chancellor
tony blair should be hanged

>>68170764
Sorry, some of us are still contemplating what the fuck happened.

>>68170753
I identify as English

>>68170764
What videogames do you like?

>>68170774
should have shoved him to the ground and peed on his face too

who /balding/ here

not me btw

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>>68170756
>PSYKE

armpits stink desu

>>68170769
I swear this shit is going to become some sort of forced meme. Have there already been some offshoots of this?

>>68170775
your dad might be a scotsman

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>>68170782
I like Gravity Rush

lmao at (8)chan desu

>>68170741
>As his colleagues restrained the suspect, the officer continually "swiped" through the phone's screens to prevent it from locking before they had downloaded its data.

>>68170813
Hatposting's been around for a while, a treasured part of /brit/

imagine if every single semi detached house became a single house, would be a lot better.

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>I swear this shit is going to become some sort of forced meme. Have there already been some offshoots of this?

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is life even worth living lads?

>>68170829
They re-released that on PS4, yeah? I played a bit on my mate's Vita and it seemed fun, but the motion controls were pretty gimmicky.

>>68170820
west mids

>>68170836
why?

what will be the next big thing after the 'chon lads

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>>68170518
My nigga. Have a cheeky nasheed to celebrate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdwbgsF1UUY

If this doesn't inspire you all to convert to Islam, I don't know what will...
"My Ummah, Dawn has appeared, so await the expected victory,
The Islamic State has arisen by the blood of the righteous,
The Islamic State has arisen by the jihad of the pious,
They have offered their souls in righteousness with constancy and conviction,
So that the religion may be established, in which there is the law of the Lord of the Worlds.

My Ummah, accept the good news, and don't despair: victory is near.
The Islamic State has arisen and the dreaded might has begun.
It has arisen tracing out glory, and the period of setting has ended,
By faithful men who do not fear warfare.
They have created eternal glory that will not perish or disappear.

My Ummah, God is our Lord, so grant your blood,
For victory will not return except by the blood of the martyrs,
Who have spent their time hoping for their Lord in the Abode of the Prophets.
They have offered their souls to God, and for the religion there is self-sacrifice.
The people of giving and granting are the people of excellence and pride.

My Ummah, accept the good news: the Sun of Steadfastness has risen.
Verily we have marched in masses for the hills: the time-honoured glory,
That we may return the light, faith and glorious might,
By men who have forsaken the dunya and attained immortality.
And have revived the Ummah of glory and the assured victory."

>>68170836
Posting it doesn't result in an instaban anymore you mong

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https://youtu.be/Q-i1XZc8ZwA

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>hand an American one dollar
>he hands me 75 cents

>>68170842
True but the whole heads extruding outward is a bit different.

>>68170881
type it then cunt

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>>68170840
absolute STATE of the police

>>68170851
Yeah, there was a remastered version. Second one comes out on january 18th or 17th? It's one of those but it's one of my most anticipated games.

>>68170865
virtual friends

>>68170868
desu I'm probably the biggest Islam fan here and have taken classes on it/been to Muslim countries and I'd never consider converting to it. its rubbish lad.

>>68170892
When are you people going to stop being such special snowflakes and adopt the USD?

>>68170863
it died and that retarded cripple got mashed with a baseball bat

>>68170913
Hope it ends up good for ya. It's a neat game, and I like innovative stuff like that.

>>68170856
your dad is literally full of shit

working on a fresh cara rn

Need a British gf to shag me up the bum while I look at parliament

https://xhamster.com/movies/4644532/sissy_fucked_har_by_british_dom.html

>>68170868
fairly certain clicking this will result on being placed on a watch list

Derp, I'm such a nerd xD

>>68170926
Job I'm looking at pays in USD which is sweet

>>68170934
what the fuck did you just say about me you cunt

>>68170948
british porn is so fucking cringey

>>68170955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o

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>>68170933
I can't wait.

is fatcam about?

>>68170961
i said you're a lying little shit and your son's a fucking poof

>>68170972
He is a fat cunt

>>68170972
doing a nostalgia

Doing a cheeky poo (diarrhea)

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>>68170948
Why not just admit you're gay and take a real dick instead?

The major reason why the West is in decline is because its young men don't have anything to fight for anymore

>>68171013
are you fucking retarded?
homosexuality is about liking someone who's the same gender as you
heterosexuality is about liking someone who's the opposite gender to you

anal has nothing to do with either, it's just that gay men happen to do lots of anal because they're making use of what they've got

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>>68171013
because feathers are heavier than steel

>>68171013
it's not gay to want a fit bird to bugger your arsehole m8

she's fit innit

>>68171039
There are other reasons than that

>>68170934
do you know anybody that lived in the west mids in the 50s? ask your gran, people called themselves britons before english

especially with all the ww2 rhetoric

>>68171039
the west isn't decline

>>68171054
kill jester

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>you're in the club and this guy let's you slap his gf's arse

what do?

Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWrKHWpLn0U

Reminder that the only way to not be gay is to get a full sex change and have sex with girls

>>68171084
Grab him by the ears and fuck his mouth

ya'll are dumb

bottom=homo

top=hetero

>>68171090
they call themselves "lesbians" tho

>>68171077
gran's a traitor then and probably in the pocket of the scottish regime

>>68171039
I lost my legs fighting for YOUR right to party

getting fisted by a strong lass is perhaps more hetero than normal sex ngl desu

>>68171054
That guy's neck is almost as thick as his torso.

a bit cheeky, but reply to this post if you'd give me a lapdance

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>canucks and yanks postiing limmy
fuck off

>>68171125
the british people are one

>>68171078
>western people are literally going extinct
>"lmao it's not in decline bro xD"

'kys'

Heath was a nonce lads


https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/dec/02/edward-heath-child-abuse-investigation-not-a-witch-hunt

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>>68171155
>the british people are one

no, the english wanted a republic and the scots refused to respect their wishes

>>68171077
nah m8 your family is just a punch of fucking ponces

you're regional, then english, then british, then european (this is the only debatable one)

it's always been this way and i don't give a shite what your dad says because i know my dad and a country full of other cunts dad's who'll say otherwise now jog on before i stroll in to ontario and batter ever living shite out thee

>>68171133
alri Lt. Dan haha

>>68171198
heat legend?

>>68171055
>>68171048
Taking it up the bum is 100% right on homosexual behaviour lads. I know you can't admit it by EU law because of the Greeks but please don't try to feed me that tripe that it isn't.

>>68171166
the west isn't just the usa famalam

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>watching Killergram vids
>it's always that annoying Paki from "On a Dogging Mission" behind the camera talking cringy shit constantly
>lose my boner
>watch American porn instead

Ahhhh, yes...

>>68171215
>canadian education

>>68171215
nah if the birds fit she's fit

can't argue with that

Hi, how is it going? Can I ask you guys a question?

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Ah yes

>>68171215
finally an intelligent Canadian

>>68171219
It's also the rest of the Anglosphere and Western Europe and last time I checked all of those places have birth rates below replacement level amongst their native populations you fucking dolt

>>68171254
hmmmmmmmm

>>68171254
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kuqOWLg3Tc

>>68171215
excellent post
benders BTFO

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beautiful man
would let him fuck my wife if I had one

>>68171211
>ontario

god no

and trust me people that participated in ww2 considered themselves britons

>>68171211
generally throughout history yes but post war 50s Britain isn't a regular period of history, he's right tbqh

So fucking horny lads

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>>68170688
>design pattern

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>Twitter friend I have a crush on literally can't stop posting pics of her and her bf

It's almost like she's doing it on purpose to taunt me. And the sad part is, she genuinely looks really happy even if her bf looks like a runt.

>born just in time to watch the end of the American Century
good feel desu

>>68171268
Speak for yourself mutt

>>68171317
Let him shag your Mum

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>>68171338
fuck off chang

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>>68171231
>"HNNNGH HNNNGH YEA FUCK THAT LITTLE PUSSY"
>"YEA GIMME THAT FUCKIN' DICK"

>>68171215
it's not gay you eejit

does anyone have the contact details for Lady Sonia i have an important massage for her

>>68171344
Fuck off you whiskey-soaked reprobate you aren't even human

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would you hug reviewbrah? :3

these threads never make any sense, it's a bunch of self absorbed autists writing shit on a wall

>>68171373
>t. sodomite

>>68171373
FOT

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>Northerners

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>>68171373
what is this called?

>>68171370
if he wanted me to, yes

>>68171373
pay denbts

Daily reminder that you can only post in /brit/ you are from a country that wasn't conquered by the ottoman empire

deeply ashamed of who I have become

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Go away Greek

>>68171320
>>68171328
literally both of my fucking grandparents fought in ww2

i won't be lectured on this by a fucking leaf and his little poodle

JOG ON

>>68171373
the key to navigating /brit/ is being able to make quick decisions on whether you're going to read a post or not

the threads move quick so you must choose wisely

doing photoshop requests hmu lads

>>68171355
stupid sexy justin

Must be embarrassing to be related to a fellow that describes himself as "British" like a good little sassenach

>>68171334
good post

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>>68171433
can you photshop something cool into this picture thanks

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>>68171254
NOO

Really horny right now lads.
>tfw the bf is away for the weekend

>>68171502
pls be in chepstow

>>68171480
ok *photoshops something cool into that picture*

>>68171394
A crown

battery is about to die but cba to get up and plug it in

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>>68171480

>>68171427
>both of my fucking grandparents
must be nice how your mum and dad are also your aunty and uncle

>>68171427
Just because you're an autist who shitposts about northerners all day doesn't mean it was always like this

I think people banded together as a country more to be British in a war state when the continentals are killing our own men not to mention the propaganda

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here you go pal

>>68171510
I'm not going to cheat on my bf.

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>>68171427
>both of my fucking grandparents

mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8LiQFnkuJY

>>68171536
i am a northerner you cretin

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>>68171433
the December edition for this
it's already late baka

>>68171549
it's me :) this was all a test

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>>68171480
hows this lad?

>>68171558
bet you're from rorkeshire you bellend

>>68171571
Come home and fuck me then

>>68171427
none of my grandparents fought in either world war

t. british jew

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>both of my fucking grandparents
>i am a northerner

>>68171608
okay just remind me of the address, gonna wear a mask for banter

>>68171598
born n bred

flush the jew down the loo

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>tfw too smart to have a gf

the North will rise again

>>68171627
Okay it's
123 your mum's house

Does the general election get as much publicity across the world as the presidential election?

just remembered there was a new jojo reference today

>>68171631
wasnt like this before

it was the UNION jack not st georges mmkay x dog bless the queen

>>68171631
meme identity

>>68171656
nowhere near, maybe a bit of coverage in germany france netherlands and the anglos

>>68171656
Probably not, but I'm biased.

>>68171705
speak for yourself you socially inept wank

update on the dead grandma/crying grandpa situation
he replied earlier and said it meant a lot to hear from me.
Thanks very much to the lad who helped me out with what to write

>>68171697
pipe down you fucking joey

>>68171696
>useless canadian telling me about my country

fuck off daft unionist

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>During the past three centuries the spread of the English-speaking peoples over the world's waste spaces has been not only the most striking feature in the world's history, but also the event of all others most far-reaching in its effects and its importance. The tongue which Bacon feared to use in his writings, lest they should remain forever unknown to all but the inhabitants of a relatively unimportant insular kingdom, is now the speech of two continents. The Common Law which Coke jealously upheld in the southern half of a single European island, is now the law of the land throughout the vast regions of Australasia, and of America north of the Rio Grande. The names of the plays that Shakespeare wrote are household words in the mouths of mighty nations, whose wide domains were to him more unreal than the realm of Prester John. Over half the descendants of their fellow countrymen of that day now dwell in lands which, when these three Englishmen were born, held not a single white inhabitant; the race which, when they were in their prime, was hemmed in between the North and the Irish seas, to-day holds sway over worlds, whose endless coasts are washed by the waves of the three great oceans.

>>68171698
nah probably most countries just a LOT less in your face than the yank elections

ngl lads this trump call to taiwan has spooked me

My grandparent fought for the Stars and Stripes in WW2, and I don't have to take your crap.

my aunt fought on the shores of guantanamo bay in france during ww2 and dad was deployed in iraqistan fucking cunts military born and bred

>>68171748
bit of a anglophile

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>>68171788
Yeah he was, also a German-boo

>There have been many other races that at one time or another had their great periods of race expansion—as distinguished from mere conquest,—but there has never been another whose expansion has been either so broad or so rapid. At one time, many centuries ago, it seemed as if the Germanic peoples, like their Celtic foes and neighbors, would be absorbed into the all-conquering Roman power, and, merging their identity in that of the victors, would accept their law, their speech, and their habits of thought. Two or three hundred years later the Germans, no longer on the defensive, themselves went forth from their marshy forests conquering and to conquer. For century after century they swarmed out of the dark woodland east of the Rhine, and north of the Danube; and as their force spent itself, the movement was taken up by their brethren who dwelt along the coasts of the Baltic and the North Atlantic. From the Volga to the Pillars of Hercules, from Sicily to Britain, every land in turn bowed to the warlike prowess of the stalwart sons of Odin. Rome and Novgorod, the imperial city of Italy as well as the squalid capital of Muscovy, acknowledged the sway of kings of Teutonic or Scandinavian blood.

both my mums are teachers desu
anyone else have parents in education

>>68171757
What difference does it make, the U.S. has been tacitly pro-Taiwan/ROC in some for or another for a century

>>68171705
What ideology do those colours represent?

>>68171813
dads a teacher

>>68171823
Libertarian Transhumanism, I assume

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>>68171748
>the plays that Shakespeare
umm... no honey :)

>>68171804
Germans are JUST the nation

locked eyes with an attractive female today

aren't i lucky :^)

reminder that in the meadow of dabiq is a far superior nasheed than dawn has appeared, and if someone posts dawn has appeared, its likely the only nasheed they know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8QeoZSuhA

>>68171813
yeah ma and da are teachers, meant i was looked after by a neighbour as a kid cos my parents worked really long hours, left the house at 7am came back at about 7pm. Didnt mind it, felt a lot like the neighbour kids were my siblings.

>>68171757
why?

>>68171813

mum used to be a primary school teacher

she tried to get back into it but said there were a lot of things she had to do to qualify as a teacher again so i think she gave up lol

wanking to cuck porn

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>>68171853
do people really believe this

>>68171823
>>68171848

anarcho primitivism

>>68171758
I'm black and your ancestors where white so give me your shit white boi

>>68171893
Ah yes, the runtest ideology known to man

got VERY unhealthy food on the way home

aren't i naughty ;^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRFkks3cFsY

>>68171853
>google the name to see if its just made up
>its a white noble poet woman who never met shakespeare

>>68171915
>>68171915
>>68171915
new

>>68171887

unironic racists need to get the FUCK out of this general

>>68171902
desu i understand why people want it and everything but its so stupidly unrealistic that theres no point in even pretending its valid

>>68171913
ahh yes contempt

>>68171913
>reasons not to pay a tv license