>his name doesn't come from the Bible

I keep getting mistaken for a jew thanks to my biblical name

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>his name comes from the new testament

>>68167200
>t. Beelzebub

Does it count if my name is nickname of a Bible name?

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>>68167247
>having a nick name

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>his name is related to fictional stories made up by goat herders

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>his name doesn't have a meaning

my name is of Germanic origin but I have a biblical name in my surname.

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>>68167121
>my name is Benjamin

Feels good knowing I have one of the most based names in history.

My name is Victor, I love it. Simple, to the point, has a clear meaning, and most of all - it ain't jewish.

>parents named me Joseph after the Old Testament AND the New Testament Josephs.
Suck on that, OP.

>>68167334
t. Adolfo De Sanctis

>>68167334
t. Francesco Di Giacomo

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My name is one of the ancient nicknames for bear.

The bear's real name was never to be ushered to not upset it.

>>68167334
This is me

I occasionaly suffer from this>>68167186

>>68167121
I'm Gabriel

>>68167334
t. Hans di Jesusio

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>>68167121
>He doesn't have an old-Germanic name

>>68167387
>Adolfo

edgy

>>68167404
almost got the surname

>>68167455
I wish

>>68167334
t. Carlo De Benedetti

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>>68167200

>Thiks the old testament is good.

>>68167121
My name comes from Norse mythology. Odin is number one! Valkirie rulles! Fucke yeah!

>>68167121
>he doesnt have a viking name

>not having a roman name
fucking PLEBS

>>68167610
this

t. Victor

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>>68167610
AYOO HOL UP
HOL UP
SO YOU IZ SAYIN
THAT WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET?
NUH UH
WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIET

>>68167610
t. Augustus Barbosa

Bitch my name's Ángel

Can't get more biblical than that

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>named after Jewish fairy tales

I'm glad I don't have a kike name

>>68167610
t. Paulus N'gongo De Oliveira

>not having a biblical name and a king surname

Lmao u even Kangz 'n shiet?

>>68167678
are you a transexual?

>>68167678
Sissy as fuck

>>68167678
why do spashits call their children Jesus ?

>>68167352
Benjamin is a pretty shit name tbdesu, regardless of what Mr Franklin achieved

>>68167742
I think mexilards do that

>>68167742
>jesus
hey, zeus!

>>68167712
>>68167713
It's a common masculine Spanish name.
I'm a trap, but it's got nothing to do with my name.
>>68167742
Dunno pierre

>>68167610
t. Julio Barbosa

got my name from kalevala

feelsgoodman

>>68167759
>not being proud of sharing your name with Ben "One Man Reich" Garrison

>>68167794
haha I actually got it, noice

>>68167826
Ben > Benjamin

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>Tfw some meme spelling variant of an Anglo saxon name

I've learnt to accept myself for who I am.

>>68167870
Gazoline Smith ?

>>68167893
L'essence c'est moi

>>68167870
Germayne?

>>68167870
t. Reechard Smith

>>68167971
My name is Germania Jones, okay?

FUCKING NAZI PARENTS RUINED MY CHILDHOOD

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>>68168011

>>68168011
Hey, stay positive
Germania means "Germany" in italian

>>68167121
it sounds like the same trash as muhammad

your name is literally made of religious idiocy as muhammad

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>his name does not come from mythology of your own country and people

>>68167121
eventhough my name come the bible people get it wrong all the fucking time and can't write it for shit

>>68168011
OY VEY
Y

V
E
Y

>>68168086
t. Ochinchin Chong

>>68168076
Thanks amico, I had no idea I was Italian

>>68168086
t. Yoshihiko Yoshimura Suzuki

>>68167121
>he doesn't literally have "Christ" in their name

>>68168130
2bh it just sounds like a chinese bootleg remake of indiana jones

>>68168086
Japs and the other assorted slopes literally have the stupidest names on earth, even the durkas are above you.

>arr rook same
>arr named Kamigachi Fukuzoki

Don't speak.

>>68168086
t. Ameratsu Kawasaki

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>>68168161
Germanus Rogers

>>68167806
lönnrot didn't invent those names

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>>68167121
>your name came from the language used by the people who literally decided what the bible would and would not contain

>>68168154
t. Jose

>>68167669
>>68167694
>>68167797
Actually Marcos

>>68168086
t. Kappazuki Onimaratsu

>>68168206
t. Zang Stefenappoulous

>>68168154
t. Christopher "Chris" Christofferson, flat Earth believer

>>68168086
>t. hajosiko monosi
>t. mokomaki hikimaja
>t. sutasiko takakumi
>t. sekosiko simasi
>t. kipusika pusiputosi
>t. hajosiko toyotasi
>t. joka kumisuti

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>his name is not pronounced same as "fairy" in japanese

>>68168235
Just change it to an Italian surname and you're right on the money.

>>68167678
You have a stripper name.

>>68168254
I genuinely thought you were listing finnish names for a second

My name is from Greek origin

>>68168260
t. Chris Cristofori, local mobster

>>68168260
t. Christopher Moltisanti

>>68167121
No, my name does not come from a book a fairy tales.

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>>68167121
>tfw name comes from a working class occupation

>>68168283
t. Alexandros Lingling Stevens

>>68168266
It's pronounced "An hell" but yeah

>>68168302
t. LeMarcus Brown

>tfw named earl

>>68168302
t. Asatru McPherson

>>68168172
t. generic and boring white name

>>68168302
t. Daquando Washington

>>68168288
WATCH IT CRISSY

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>>68168260
t. Christopher Columbus
>>68168308
t. Bob the Builder

>>68168328
sick beats bro

>>68168308
t. Smith Smith

>>68168324
>>68168338
>>68168357

praise jeebus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>68168388
t. Richard Dawkins

>>68168406
t. Germania Jones

>>68168388
t. Tyrone Johnson

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>>68168368
> Bob the Builder

Nice one

>pretending to be Jews
I'm not going to change my name, but I sure blame my ancestors for it. We're not Jews, or Hebrew, or Semites, or any such.

>>68168388
t. Howitz Steinberg

>>68168469
t. Ezekiel Finkelstein

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What's the Muhammad of Hebrew names?

>>68168406
>>68168435
>>68168491
My name is German for Autistic on 4chan

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>>68168422
t. Fratelli Familia

>>68168469
>hurr durr durby durr durrr

>>68168528
t.. Herr 68168528

>>68168528
t. Mehmet Celik

>>68167352
Same

>>68168086
t. Kohai John-san

>they took his foreskin
>he took their names

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>>68168121
>>68168146
>>68168172
>>68168175
>>68168213
>>68168254
>>68168716

>getting this BTFO by a zitto animale

>>68168506
My last name is another Germanic name, not a -stein name though. So yea I get confused with them a lot like >>68167186

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>>68167121
>has names comes from jewish fairy-tale book

>>68169344
t. Pavel

>>68168086
t. Fujitsu Ken-sama

>>68169383
Was getting t.ed part of his plan?

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>he only has 1 surname

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>>68167121
>his surname doesn't end in -ian

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>he does not have an Anglo friendly name

there you stupid christians go again arguing which sect is better like you all aren't worshipping the same retarded sand nigger garbage

>>68169503
t. Ali ibn Rashid

>>68169484
t. Liam

>>68169447
t. Carlo Federico Vittorino di Toscana Morosini

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>>68169383
A doctor perhaps

>>68169571
>t. Liam
stupid latinposter

>>68169607
Is it your name?

>>68169628
surname means last name
a surname that ends in -ian denotes a person of Armenian descent

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>his name doesn't derive from roman names

Biblical names in portuguese sound like shit for me.

>>68169484
t. ian henderson

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my last name is latin.

WE WUZ

>>68169656
you Anglos and your unecessary words, just say last name.
t. Lian Malakian

>Old English first name that's popular in Germanic countries
>one middle name has Germanic roots
>other middle name is biblical
>English last name

fight me

>>68167610

t. Antonio

>>68169665
t. Julian "muh heritage" Jackson

my last name is 100% of poo origin.

>>68168278
Aren't they Finnish names?

>>68167121
>tfw Scottish name

>>68168526
David is a pretty popular name in Israel

>>68169484
Fabian?

>tfw Greek name
I am Greek

>>68169752
t. Malcolm

>>68169715
t. Bruce Patel

>>68169695
t. Alfred Robert David Smith

>>68169815
t. Alexander Smith

>>68169817
2 out of 4

>>68169752
t. Angus McHaggis

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>>68167121
>his name comes from the Bible

>>68169922
t. Takeitha JaMarcus JaTavious Dekendrix Litrelle LaDarius Latevin

>>68169922
t. Muhammad Jamal Al-Ibn Achmed Hassan

>>68169815

Well, my name derives from Greek mythology, but it isn't Greek. Hector :(

>>68169842
>Alexander
Not Greek.

>>68169817
>>68169908
No, also my surname is Barbosa

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>>68167121
>having a kosher approved name

Good goy

>>68169922
t. Deandre McKelvin

>>68170037
t. Alberto Barbosa

João

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>>68170007
>american education

>>68170083
t. Zé Maria

>>68167121
>tfw my name is literally "Christian"
>tfw not christian
Actually, idk how I feel about that.

>>68167121
My surname is german, but my first name is from a book about kike fairy tales.

just fuck my shit up

>tfw American name written wrong by my parents.
Kill me, please.

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>>68170037
t. Patrick Barbosa

>>68170126
t. Maicom

>>68170126
t. Maicol

>>68170119
t. Simon Fischer

>>68170126
t. Brayan Silva

>>68170185
>>68170185
>>68170200
kek, the Italian almost got it right.

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>>68167121
It actually does

>mfw atheist

>>68170160
Meant to quote you too, sorry bro.

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>>68170233
t. MaiCUL

>>68170233
t. miquol

>>68170237
t. Jesús

>>68170233
t. Maecol

>>68170237
t. Pablo del Taco

>>68170260
At least it isn't Uóxintom or something as ridiculous, Maicou

>>68170126
t. Alexis

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>His name is not Hellenic, Roman, Germanic or Celt in origin
>Claims he is white

>>68170274
>>68170306
>>68170308
It's actually Maicon. God damn it, they could've at least looked up the right way to write it...

>>68170399
t. meicool

>>68170399
Was your birth unplanned? They could have just not given a shit about it.

>>68170368
t. Cesar Aristoteles Arturo Roberto

>>68170354
>meicool
>Uóxintom
kek I would've killed myself long ago if I was called that.

>>68170443
>Was your birth unplanned? They could have just not given a shit about it.
It probably was. I think that they were mad about having a kid so early that they felt like fucking me up for that. Hell, It's not my fault they were irresponsible.

>>68170368
>Celts
>White

>>68169805
kevorkian

>>68170399
kek, there's a guy i know thats called Maicol, so thats why i guessed that one

>>68170527
>I think that they were mad about having a kid so early that they felt like fucking me up for that
You could have changed your name pretty easily as soon as you hit 18.

>>68170399
>Maicon is a Brazilian given name. The name Maicon is a variant of Michael originally referring to, and made popular in reference to, American singer Michael Jackson in the 1980s.

sounds like a brazilian name to me. Don't know where tf you got the 'n' from though

>>68170638
That doesn't negate the fact that it's spelled wrong and makes you seem like a hick, at least in the 21st century.

>>68167121
Really, though, I automatically think lesser of someone if they don't have a biblical, slant-eye, or poo in loo name. I really don't care about race, but a name says a lot.

>greek name
>surname ends in -ov

slav overload

>>68170705
Never heard it in my life but if it's a Brazilian name, it's a Brazilian name.

What came first btw; Michael, or Miguel.

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>tfw Latin name and surname

>>68170735
>What came first btw; Michael, or Miguel
Those are two completely different names.

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>tfw my name is Max and people always ask how to spell that
I fuck with them and say m-a-c-k-s

>his full name spelled backwards seven times doesen't summon Eldricht Creatures
You may as well be named after a sound drop of piss makes when it hits the toilet

>>68170609
I had no money back then and I don't know what I'd write instead of "Maicon". If I changed it to "Michael", people would start calling me "Micaél" or some shit like that.
I just accept it now, to be honest.

>>68170638
>sounds like a brazilian name to me
It is not. You see, we have a problem here: people want their kids to have "cool" names, so they name their children shit like "Michael", "Washington", etc., well, at least something like these names. The thing is, such names are not Brazilian and they sound strange, not cool.

>>68170732
Konstantinos Bogdanov?

>>68170737
t. Titus Domitianus

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My name is RAÚL

In Spanish the meaning of the name Raúl is: Form of Ralph "wolf counsel"

Badass desu

>>68170763
miguel/michael/michel

same name, different language

>>68170799
Many names are derived from other cultures. It's not unique to Brasil.

>>68170762
>Victoria
Every time a baby survives a death-situation here, they name it "Victoria". EVERY FUCKING TIME!

>>68170867
Kek really?? If that's true then that's kinda sad

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Swede on vacation in Japan

My name comes from ancient Greece, I think that is cool

>>68170864
It's a cancer in Latin America though.
It's getting full of misspelled anglo names like Brayan, Tayson, Jesika, stuff like that.

>>68170837
Different from spelling something incorrectly and saying that it's a "variation".
Just as Pedro is different from Peter. See how it's not a misspelling?

>>68170902
this, so much.

>>68170882
Yeah. People have no creativity at all.

>>68170092

>Alexander
Macedonian

>Hector
Ilium

>>68170885
t. Menelaus Eriksson

>>68170902
I once knew someone whose name was Brohan. Forgot where he was from but it was South America.

Anyway, it is what it is. We misspell other countries too.

>>68170930
Well Maicon is just as different. I had to look it up to figure out what the hell it was supposed to be.

>>68170885
t. Johan Svensson Bögjävel

MY NAME IS HIROHITO.

>>68171031
What kanji?

>>68171031
t. Hiroshima Nagasaki

>>68171079
裕仁

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>>68171026
>>68170996

>>68171132
Did your parents hate you?

>>68171176
Caralho, meus lados doeram agora.

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>>68171031
Why isn't your name Goku?

>>68171242
t. speedy gonzales

>>68167121
shit, you got me

>>68171323
t. Blanka

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>his surname doesnt end with a noble -ski

>>68169581
t. Magnus Mywifesson

>>68171375
t. Karol Kowalski

>>68171375
>noble
>literally every Pole I know ends with -ski

are all Poles kangz?

>>68171375
t. "Sasha"

>>68168308
>t. John "Blacked" Smith

>tfw name is a cunt and a river
no idea where it came from and too lazy to google it desu

>>68171761
t. Congo Singh

>>68167121
>name is a shit bogan spellingof an English name
Fuck me

>>68171375
t. Schlomo Magyarski

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>his name isn't native to his country

>>68171838
Looked it up. It's actually Welsh.
Noice

>>68167121
>>68169815
>>68170885
There was one kid at my high school named Socrates. Every time he tried to say anything philosophical up kids make fun of the fact that he was trying to live up to his name. What kind of pretentious parents would subject their children to that kind of bullying??

>>68171838
t. Jak Smyth

>not having every name on earth
lm401ng @ y0u m02ta15

>>68169286

fucking hell, same problem here too

>>68172056
lel. I have seen kids called with the surnames of comunist revolutionaries, but idk how bad it goes for them.

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Is Cristian a religious name? It really triggers me when someone spells my name with an H.

>>68173138
Your parents were retarded.

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>tfw my last name comes from the Roman god of war
>tfw my first name comes from the German name for famous in war

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>tfw name is irish variant of extremely common biblical name

>>68174672
t. Sean DeShawn

>>68173138
Your parents were retarded.

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>>68168011

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>His name has a spelling mistake

I know several people IRL that do.

>Tfw german based name that sounds very masculine but it also can be shorten for practical uses and it goes by hand by a pretty commn but nice surname
>>68168011
T. Germania Jones, also are you a girl or is just that names doesnt make sense in your country?

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>first name and middle name are the names of prophets
>mfw I can't communicate with supernatural beings

>>68168526
I think is Isaac

>>68167522
How is Adolfo edgy ? I've met many adolfos

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>tfw both my first and middle name come from the Old Testament.
>tfw no cool Anglo name to reflect muh heritage.

>>68168086
This desu. I would hate to be named after kikes.

>>68168172

Japanese names are based and I'm not even a weeb

>>68168254
Looks finnish desu

>>68168526
Schlomo


Or Ari

>>68169044
Kek literally

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>>68167121
Fuck, this isn't something good here, to be honest.
Considering how the majority of Brazil's population is Christian, you get a lot of favela niggers with generic biblical names, such as Pedro, João and Gabriel.
Just glad my parents didn't pick one of these.

>>68170902
>brayan
>yonatan
>yennifer

>>68174312
>tfw you're a soft nonce and named after war

also you meant mfw faggot

>>68174909

t.Carlos

>>68167610
marcus?

>he doesn't have a very European name that kings all over Europe was named

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>>68175489
you jealous Schlomo?

>>68175511
Checked also not even close
>>68175557
T. Arthur Kangz Wewuz

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>he doesn't have a kurdish first name

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>>68175703
try the pic related

>>68167121
>his name is came from jewish book

>>68175751

t.cockroach celik

>>68175652
t. Arturo

>>68175842
t. hewal kıro

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>>68167121
>always thought my name was of Scottish origin
>check to make sure
>turns out it's the French spelling of a Scottish name
N-NNOOOOOOO

>>68175887

t. mehmet marganoz

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>>68176235
>>68175887
>>68175842
>>68175703

>tfw i'm not kurdish
>tfw your parents gave you a name from two separate cultures
>tfw your surname is your middle name
>tfw parents never changed that when they got here
>tfw have to tell everyone in my life to call me by my last name
>tfw

>>68175373
>João
I thought this was just a standard middle class name?

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>>68174850
>>68173381
Its in Spanish you nerds.

>>68167121
first name is Germanic, surname is Spanish.

>>68167522
Di Giacobbe?

>Jew's descendants have Jewish name
>many Europeans have Jewish name today

what does this mean?

>>68178897
Z

>>68167121
>having a jewish name

get a load of this goy

>name
Biblical.

>surname
Still trying to track the etymology.

>>68167408
Otso on paska nimi

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>he doesn't have a special snowflake old Germanic name

>>68179174
>special snowflake name
Trust me. You don't want one.

>>68179230
I have one Gabriël
Its great :^) because it isnt anything autistic or weird.

~200 men bare the same name in the Netherlands

>>68179279
Mine isn't autistic or weird either, just Italian... but T.BH I'm tired of people misspelling and mispronouncing it.

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> He doesnt have a bantu name

>>68179375
yeah your name is probably more complex, Mine consist of 3 letters and a total of 5.
They often pronounce it wrong but it doesnt bother me, I like it :^)

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> mfw the character in the Bible with my name gets killed and cucked by King David

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>>68167121
>His name doesn't come from a 3rd century Germanic tribe

>>68179574
>normiename

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>his name doesn't come from Nordic mythology

>>68179620
t. Daan

>>68179660
I actually have an old Swedish/Danish name :^)

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>first name is a Christian saint
>second name is a Christian saint
amazing

>not having a latin name and a biblical last name

>>68180007
t. Julius Christ

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>>68180007
>tfw [Latin name] Di [biblical name]

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>his name doesn't come from nature like sea or volcano

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>>68167121
>he doesn't have a meme name
gid gud fhaggut

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>his name isn't a norman corruption of a celtic name that became popular in england

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>having any name that isn't a pure extraction from your own peoples pagan roots
>being named from the eternal merchants handbook

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>tfw be named "rock" or "stone"
...t-thanks, mum, very creative

>>68181717
Per?

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>his name doesnt mean penis

>>68181813
No, "Sten", same exrtraction as the English "Stone" or German "Stein"... it's a name here, dunno why. Doesn't help that it's an old mans name. Per is my middle name though, incidentally.

>inb4 fags try to dox me for giving so much info

GO ahead and try, cunts, I'm, behind 72 proxies.

>>68181857
Well at least it's a solid name, you could've been given something worse

>His name doesn't come from the name of one of the biblical books of the old testament

wew

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Where are my Daniel bros at?

>tfw named after a character from the divine comedy

t-thanks dad

>>68182007
>being named joshua
gay af tbqhwy famalam

>>68182065

>tfw god is our judge

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>his name comes from the bible

>>68167502
this desu
t. robert

>>68167121
mine does
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micah_(prophet)

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>his name isn't a vikang name

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>tfw your name is יְשַׁעְיָהוּ

>people that dont have three first names that come from the Bible

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>tfw your parents named you after a High King of Ulster
>tfw you're not even Irish

>>68167352
Are you a Jew?

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>>68167121
>his name doesn't come from ancient greece

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>His name isnt Richard so he can tell people to call him Big dick

>Not having a Central Asian name

We wuz Khanz and shieet