/brit/

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(it was this girl after all)

hi hello

melina from brum's algerian

>>68166413

GSP was never my friend.

>>68166419
v. cheeky

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>68166448
stop posting this vile crap

one long incredibly unbroken sentence

>>68166466
I am not impressed with ur performance

>>68166447

don't reckon i'll watch any more of not top gear, too yankified

thanks amazon

lads

if this /brit/ thread was deleted

and the next was deleted and so on forever, every single /brit/ thread or british general being deleted

what would you do? would you be happy or sad?

>ywn return to the Internet before memes were even called memes

>US President-elect Donald Trump has spoken directly with the president of Taiwan - breaking with US policy set in 1979 when formal relations were cut.

did not know Chiang was still alive

>>68166486
it is fairly shit, i've yet to see episode 3 but i might just stop watching the show all together.

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Doing a weeb gin

>>68166502
holy shit this guy is a pleb

went to the kinoma today to see arrival and they'd ran out of crab legs
my kestral will only go in the theater if he has crab legs so there was no chance of me getting in
fuck sake

Northern Europe: Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden

Western Europe: Austria, Belgium, France, Germany, Liechtenstein, Luxerbourg, Monaco, Netherlands, Switzerland

Southern Europe: Andorra, Cyprus, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Spain

Eastern Europe: Albania, Bosnia, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Malta, Montenegro, Poland, Romania, Russia, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Ukraine

British Europe: United Kingdom, Ireland

just got a blumpkin from the gf lads

taking pills for depression only makes it worse and keeps you in the cycle forever

if I'd have listened to mum and went to the doctors about depression I'd have never got a job and got 'better'

>>68166448
is this shit real? doesn't quite flow properely IMO I imagine maisies legs are fatter are paler

>>68166502
UH-OH SPAGHETTIOES!!

>>68166503
ye, it's too clearly scripted and caters a bit too much to your kind

not a fan

>>68166491
this. hate that millenials gave words for things that already have names to pretend they're inventive

>>68166491
internet was comfy around 2005-2008

very simple yet lots of content

alright, just so you know ive just linked the decidedly normal bf (best friend) here
give ryan (pseudonym) a warm welcome please
you'll be able to tell his posts because they'll be as erudite and witty as mine but without the extra flag and with a decidedly masculine twist
he hasnt got the hang of gimmicks yet so please ease him in
also i havent actually linked him, this post was a complete waste of time to write

STEMrunts

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>>68166533
Looks legit

>>68166536
Dont understand how they fucked it up if im honest with you, all they had to do was give the lads some cars and tell them to race across Europe. instead they scripted everything, even the banter.

>>68166533
she's really skinny in her youtube video. it was puppy fat and small he

my coke always comes kinda sticky so i put it on a spoon and heat the spoon til it dries

>>68166464
I'm going to get checked none the less

>>68166524
inb4 triggered micks

>>68166533
have you never seen a fashion photoshoot before? you think cara et al naturally have bronze cylindrical pins?

i post-ironically enjoy n*rmie facebook memes desu

>>68166531
pop another one

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Would legitimately let this man pummel my Arse in full guard

https://youtu.be/z_GLj7phZQY

>>68166448
Literally about to post this

it's a race to the bottom

read from some lad on here that if you ever tell your therapist you're thinking about suicide they'll put you on pills or section you because he'd had that happen

never going to trust em

>>68166575
Wow

*walks off and starts talking to a non-degenerate piece of shit*

>>68166524
correct 2bqh

>>68166578
see >>68166531
I can't see anything good coming of it
>>68166593
the point of the post was I don't take pills

>>68166575
lmao is this real?

why can't you cunts get proper come over there?

you have to pay out the arse for what's probably ground up caffeine pills lmao

>>68166502
ah yes... the guy who would stop trying to piss everyone off once he won the election... very good

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

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had coffee with the polish oneitis then moved on to a wine bar

felt physically sick dropping her back home to her boyfriend, I can tell she wants me as well

Official Anglo rank:

Anglo Canada > New Zealand > Australia > Yank Canada > French Canada > Ireland > America

>>68166617
Yes, they do.

t. nutter sectioned 3 times

>>68166543
I might harvest your brain one day and stick it on mine

Northern Europe: Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Scotland

Western Europe: Austria, Belgium, France, Germany, Liechtenstein, Luxerbourg, Monaco, Netherlands, Switzerland, England, Ireland, Wales

Southern Europe: Andorra, Cyprus, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Spain

Eastern Europe: Albania, Bosnia, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Malta, Montenegro, Poland, Romania, Russia, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Ukraine

>>68166629
I hear they alter brain chemistry and will make you feel better in the end if you take them long enough

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mznv4ACjkzc

>>68166650
not very well i'm afraid

>>68166650
gf'd a half native chick
was pretty cute, killed my soul when she broke up with me

>>68166650
already given up on /gf2017/

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>>68166615

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>>68166561
absolutely grim

>>68166617
>Put you on pills
So? Just don't fucking take them lmao. Actually scratch that, just don't be sad fucking hell

>>68166675
Found the autist.

business idea: grind up caffeine pills with bicarbonate of soda and pass it off as cocaine

>>68166675
Don't forget about Central Europe

>>68166633
*does a think about where cocaine is produced*
hmmm i wonder why it might be more expensive here

>>68166675
Literal retard opinion

>>68166682
you sure that wasn't just a curse by her tribe's shaman?

>>68166665
fucks sake

is there nobody professional you can tell with them literally ONLY giving you unbiased advice with full confidentiality?

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>>68166681
why not m8

>>68166682
pic related, it's you

>>68166685
bad lad

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I will now be getting massively drunk

>>68166676
but at what point do you stop taking them?>>68166675
t. special snowflake sc*t

>>68166543
Josie

Your head is frazzled

It's wrecked

It's fried

It's gone

booze and benzos is why god put us into this earth
so us simple human beings could appreciate this delicacy

>>68166561
lol wtf mate you can literally see the shadow of her vagina for dirty NEETS like me to look too closely at why is this allowed

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>>68166701
y u mad tho

>>68166718
scotland gets very different weather from england tbf

>>68166728
>gif

fuck off

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>>68166660
Fuck off lad Ireland gave us their best

canadians have done fuck all

>>68166715
mix with benzocaine, does the same numbing shite

does josie have autism?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


*does a think*

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central europe is unironically more developed than britain

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Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

>>68166729
Obviously when you are no longer depressed, lazy, and back to normal.

If you were/are depressed? Do you not remember being in a state of wellness? I member

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Do you post on 4chan anywhere other than home lads?

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the state of the gooks rn

>>68166765
south east england and belgium and netherlands are central europe tbf

>>68166675
good post neighborino

>>68166771
i sometimes try to positvely contribute to other /int/ threads

>>68166771
dont use my phone outside of the house if im honest, fairly certain its autism but i dont like replying to messages in the car or talking on the phone in the car.
>>68166785
shant be expanding that image

>>68166771
don't even think about it when i'm not at home

Business idea: reduce the world's population to 100 million

>>68166785
Seems like they're cozying up to Turkey

Businesss idea: mix speed with rat poison & benzocaine and pass it off as cocaine

t. 90% of dealers in London

gucci mane is the most important rapper of the century

>>68166771
Phoneposting in class right now hehe

>>68166419
this 2bh

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>>68166752
Ireland would have ranked much higher but they are republicans

Also, Canada has done plenty

>>68166722
If you admit to them you're a danger to yourself you will be sectioned, and then you'll spend at least 7 days on close obvs in the nut house were you cannot at any time leave the eyesight of a psych nurse or assistant and I mean NEVER leave their eyesight, They will watch you take a shit

>>68166785
have you seen the one where they fill a girl's vagina with live cockroaches and fish and shit?

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>>68166747
>very different

>>68166765
literally realised this on my interrail trip, Slovakia was surprisingly nice

I always knew Britain was a bit grim but jesus the continent is so much nicer

>>68166811
tru
or soulja boy

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miss are sershlad

>>68166765
the funny thing is its true

>>68166817
literally this

>tfw sniffing huge lines of coke in guatemala for £6 a gram
take me back

>>68166835
;_;

>>68166675
Humiliatingly wrong

>>68166524
Speaks the truth

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>>68166821
>being this much of a lickarse

>>68166747
You're a daft wanker. neck yeself.

>>68166724
haven't been many places this year lmao

>>68166771
started showing rorkeposts to random passersby on my lunch break a few days ago, that was fun
generally try not to come here outside of leisure time though

quite crunk

>>68166831
>interracial trip
stopped reading there

why do leftits always push their progressive narrative on the rest

>>68166845
>Take me back
Fuck off you Facebook tier wanker

>>68166849
>without informing the south korea first
i'd be pissed too 2bh, seoul would get shelled almost instantly

>>68166861
fuck off jock

>>68166852
where is your evidence?

>>68166747
>pisses it down in england
>pisses it down a wee bit more in scotland
>very different weather

>>68166811
>>68166834
I think you'll find it's dave
https://youtu.be/Ki0vh9DUOsY

them man aren't classically trained pianists

Wish i was in the dance tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RC5AZOdU1Q

kick
snare
yeah you pussyoles best beware
cuz i ain't messin about this year

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lads I just want you to know that you're really important to me

not even joking

>>68166877
who the FUCK are you

>>68166879
>the days when i used to read posts like these
take me back

brap brap

>>68166886
They dont call it the West and Northern British Isles lad, its one island red, white, blue and true

>>68166900
wish ohh was on youtube

>>68166891
glasgow rain is unparalleled anywhere else in britain m8.

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this is probably the best reaction image I've ever saved
suggest you lads make use of it

>>68166896
lol fuck off

>>68166886
I'm English you dozey paki twat

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wew

>>68166906
play nice with your new friend

I remember the first time I pummelled a poor lad in the ring like it was yesterday

Lit him up with a double jab and then one big lovely right straight. watching the flame go right out of his eyes and his legs going wobbly got me high.

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>>68166903
C'mere

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>>68166824
fucks SAKE

what about private? I just need to talk to somebody real who knows what to say

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>>68166860
/brit/ used to be a better place tbqh

dem mans 67 really made it out on vevo !!!

>>68166903
good lad

>>68166903
haha thanks you too

>>68166920
one island at different latitudes

>>68166906
who the fuck are you, ya plant pot

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aren't you lads glad you voted leave

i know i would be

>>68166929
you listen to dumb little fuckniggas
dave is an intelligent articulate young man

https://youtu.be/bcBv9KYopG4

>>68166758
i do actually have the adhd which may go some way towards explaining my 4 dimensional post 'micks, defo not the tism tho

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are karen

>>68166922
just being a special snowflake lad, you think you drive a few minutes up the border from northern england and suddenly you are in a new hemisphere or something you daft cunt

feeling cucked

why did josie reply to my post

i wrote it like 2 billion years ago LOL

>Breitbart

kindly bin yourself.

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>>68167001
This is common among Americans

>>68166983
who cares lad
young thug and 67 shits on him

>scotland is different from england

>EH NO it's all one country m8

>scotland is the same as england

>EH NO scotland sux

get your story straight, english wankers

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>>68166903
>>68166946
>>68166962
>>68166969
we're all going to be ok as long as we have each other

>>68166378
Holy fuck that voice makes me want to shoot myself.

balls have a very strong smell to them subscribe for more

ah yes... donald trump already pissing off china for no reason
very good, this is sure to end well

>>68167028
I have my gf and bit on the side too haha

multiculturalism is dumb and at the same time the concept of assimilating into the "culture" of a country is also dumb

>>68167031
dragon's dogma

>>68167031
dpont understand

>he doesn't get all his news from Breitbart, /pol/, and Infowars

#runtlife

>>68167020
you're an anti intellectual who pretends to be a normie with a gf but you're a shut in junkie

end it

so here we all are

the lads

>>68167011
youre supposed to say >replying to an 8 minutes old post kill yourself

>>68166940
you're a fuckboi tho innit

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>>68167028
>/brit/ and eventually 4chan will end one day

>>68167026
What we are saying is that Scotland is British and that England is also British, not that Scotland is English you dumb cunt, stop trying to pretend you are fucking Denmark or Norway you pretentious twats

>>68167026
>englishmen have a single opinion regarding Scotland and Britain


Jock!

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posting webms without checking what they are

who /MADLAD/ here

>duh evil joos control the media
>except for the numerous jew who own breitbart they're good joos
You're all just pawns in their game, left or right

>>68167056
finessin like messi

An old cowboy went ridin out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw
Plowin through the ragged skies and up a cloudy draw

Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders comin hard and he heard their mournful cries

officially out of alcoholic beverage

i wear my heart on my sleeve lads, thats just who i am

Business idea: stop messing with the middle east

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>>68167075

at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister

>>68167071
We can share notepad files on limewire with gimmicks in them

>implying

>>68167089
good post

>>68167071
Let it end tbqh, maybe then I'd do something productive with my life

writing an essay about international media control lads. Can someone link me to a reputable source that explains what's going on with the whole "jews running the world" malarket?

>>68167086
got 2 cans left but gonna leave them i reckon

taken it easy tonight

do you lads fart often? just a funny question haha what do your farts smell like? hahahaha

scotland is obectively the best region of your queendom

>>68167075
could've been a little more positive desu

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>>68167075

>>68167103
I can pour guinness out of a can into a pint glass, does that count?

>>68167122
*runs*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwarj6LErI

rape music

>>68167122
such a lad

I like Guinness

just necked a bottle of prosecco

>>68167139
well pouring isn't really pulling

>>68167098
bout a hundred years late senpai

You might laugh you might frown
Walkin' round London town
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why?
Would I wanna be anywhere else

Hey Johnnie Cope are you wauking yet,
Or are your drums a- beating yet?
If you were wauking I would wait,
Tae gang tae The Coals in the morning

When Charlie looked this letter upon,
He drew his sword the scabbard from,
Come follow me my merry men,
And we'll meet Johnnie Cope in the morning.

When Johnnie Cope he heard o' this,
He thought it wouldna be amiss,
To hae a horse in readiness,
To flee awa' inthe morning.

just necked a myself

>>68167099
Posting my gf are you

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Rate my ham sammich, lads.

>>68167122
[manlet discomfort intensifies]

>>68167122
what is even happening here

what was that guy's endgame?

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Made beef and broccoli lads

Rate

do you reckon are tezza can pull a good pint

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me pulling

>>68166491
This
Remember when they used to last over a year and not just like a week?

>>68167189
no she's a woman

>>68167080
you ain't never done no dirt on road either
would nank you blud

>>68167187
hmmm i think the beef/broccoli ratio is uneven

>>68167209
there are women bartenders

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>>68167181

>>68167197
Why did he run away? seen this millions of times but never asked

>>68167219
Not in my town

>>68167183

pooing in the loo, probably

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where my underachievers at?

apparently tess struggles with L-straps and jezza can't even roll a fucking ciggie
Tim Farron can backstrap without any difficulty at all

>>68167209
bit sexist

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>I will never be the genetically elite French Canadian québécois natty GOAT King

Where did it all go so wrong?

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Rate me boys ;*
Yes im a gamer girl yeah i workout
Im not fat im bulking btw

>>68167219
yeah but that's their job

theresa may is not a bartender

http://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/

heh

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>>68167181

>>68167229
some stupid social experiment channel I think

>>68167229
its from some youtube channel where this turbo normie chad does all this on purpose

>>68167203
>green frog
>brown bear
>feeling man
>bane
>anime
>conservatism

>>68167245
it wasn't davey c's job either but he could

reading catch 22 lads

it's a bit boring, does it get any better?

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>>68167181

>>68167215
in which direction

>>68167235
everyone achieves what they deserve to, le smart but lazy is a meme and if you were smarter you'd realise you have to work hard

>>68167278
no it's not anything special imo

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>>68167251

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68167275

>>68167278
they catch him in the end

>>68167268
yeah but he's a man

it's something men do more than women in life, so obviously he's more experienced at it
whereas women generally don't have pints of beer and so they aren't experienced in pint pouring unless they're a bartender

>>68167275
special brew is like £2 a tinnie now

how will the poor tramps survive?????

>>68167278
it's boring if you keep reading but you'll be bored if you don't
how... ironic...

>>68167306
catch my bollocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y

WATCH DIS RUDEBOY

i am a deep intellectual guy and a homeless romantic who reads keroauc and bukowski and listens to boy dylan smokes cigarettes and writes beat poetry and lasts longer than ten minutes in bed sometimes

>>68167319
they haven't bought it for ages

>>68167258
>turbo normie chad

yeah right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwk7gyPw8yA

>>68167314
won't be having this everyday sexism in theresa's britain desu

>>68167326
hmmmmmm

you could almost say....


hmmmm


it's a a a aaaaaa ummmmm

.....


help me out here

I admire Augusto Pinochet lads

going bed ni

epilogue:
sagittariuses are pricks

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funny thread
laughed at every post

i am a shallow plebian and a rich psychopath who reads self help and crime fiction and listens to radio 1 doesn't smoke and writes my dreams in a diary and i fuck hot bitches for hours everyday

>>68167379
didn't read this

>>68167379
u fucking what mate? Will heem you irl.

>>68167333
out of date, pretend to be into aphex twin and mishima and you've hit the wanker nail on the head

http://www.chicagotribune.com/bluesky/technology/ct-meme-president-4chan-trump-wp-bsi-20161112-story.html

>>68167379
It's ten to midnight you four year old

quit my job last week and have spent the whole week doing fuck all except applying for jobs and lying in bed watching films and tv on my laptop felt good at first but now i'm fucking bored as fuck how do you guys do it

whats wrong with freedom of movement lads? don't you ever want to leave this wet little island?

>>68167183
he was with his bit on the side and realised his wife/gf could see him on tv

>>68167430
when's your bedtime?

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listening to this timeless classic

>>68167439
get on the dole

>>68167444
idiots think that having australian style borders will improve things

>>68167357
not sure how this is supposed to change my mind

*jizzes on you*

porto

>>68167468
stop the boats

*introduces an American banning bill*

about to leave for holiday lads

what do I need?

I've got
>passport
>suncream
>5 x t shirts and 2 x shirts
>2 x jeans and 2 x shorts
>trunks
>shower gel
>toothpaste
>toothbrush
>pants
>socks
>sunglasses
>towels
>laptop
>ipad
>kindle
>charging cables
>euros

>>68166771
I'm phoneposting in a library right now, but I'm waiting for someone and don't have the time to take the elevator up and go read. I don't usually take out my phone that much though

>>68167453
Whenever I bleeding well want

>>68167429
>Chicago Tribune
>Bruce A. Karsh was born in 1955 to a Jewish family,[2] the son of David H. Karsh, and Roberta “Bobby” Karsh.[5][6][7]

>>68167439
don't do this >>68167464

just carry on with what you're doing

the DWP will do more harm than good

>>68167478
he's literally a mental case

maybe you're even more so than him, autist

>>68167468
UK have complete control over non-EU migration and it outweighs EU migration

there will always be migrants

>>68167493
homemade clock

how do i convince a girl to ditch her friends and come to my place to put my willy in her nilly

>>68167519
yes I know

but the average rorke simply doesn't understand that

>>68167505
>wah wah i'm so sad
>mental case

>>68167541
just b yourself

>>68167496
your parents are mental
id lose 4chan privileges for a month if i stayed up past 1, theyd never let me hear the end of it

wish I could still afford to go boxing

miss getting punched out like the worthless cunt I am

new vlog lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZyaRLSRhzY

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Fucking hell, lads, what a night.
>christmas do with the teachers and other support staff, starts at 7PM, ends at half 11
>accept because I don't want to disappoint, maybe it'll be a nice tea party
>I was wrong
>dead wrong
>loud blaring music
>drinking everywhere
>I have 2 pints of coke bought for me before I buy myself a lager shandy because I'm a pussy while I wait for the raffle for free shit
>raffle starts at about half 9, I win two bottles of wine that I plan to give to my parents
>best part of the night is over, decide to stay it out so I don't seem to be there for the free shit
>as the night drags on loads of teachers are dancing and acting quite like drunken teens (despite being middle aged and up)
>cleaners keep trying to get us, the caretakers, up to dance
>decline because I'm a pussy and cant dance
>decline several times
>about quarter to 11 one of the middle aged cleaners sits next to me and asks "am I too old for you", to which I answer no and smile, a facade
>she asks why I dont go ask one of the younger cleaners out, but before I can answer one of my fellow caretakers talks to her
>I tell another of my caretakers that I'll be back in a minute, just getting fresh air
>as soon as I turn the corner I call a taxi home
Don't know how normies do it, it was like I was in fucking Babylon, degeneracy everywhere.

Pic very related, sorry for the long blog post.

kekd heartily

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me

me and the lads are going out

see you losers later

>>68167578
loving this blog

very relatable content

fuck the irish paddy

hmmmm

>>68167578
just drink a bit and join in the fun, no need to be captain autismo

>>68167636
bit racist there lad most irish are perfectly respectable geezers

>>68167665
apart from the angry socialist nonce

@68167493

I hope your plane crashed you tedious attention seeking dullard

>>68167647
fucking religious people senpai

it's funny how these man are psychos but their Ps are silent

>>68167636
leave it Hussein

100% sure that the lads dont actually do any of the driving in the grand tour. camera always seems to cut away the second something happens.

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU

>>68167665
im racist so what mate
theyre all angry and bitter well fuck off then i swear if i ever catch a paddy walking in the p-town ill fuck him in the arse

>not going out at 7, getting trolleyed, home by 9, sober by 10, bed by 11
fucking kids
even partook in some of the old "sex" or erotic act for less than a minute in the midst of a so called club

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Ah yes, London

>>68167648
still haven't cleared this up
are you one of the hampshire lads from back then?

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me

>>68167728
me on the left

>>68167724
calm down there le pen why don't you have a delicious pint of guiness or some traditional irish whisky to calm yourself

>>68167728
would smack any of those waste mans

>>68167738
dunno
don't remember using reddit flags much, so maybe/maybe not

>>68167725
go out at 11
back at 4/5 for a so-called after-session, or saesh
sleep by 6/7

>>68167724
i'm not bitter at all you bent cunt

>>68167728
LONDON HIGH CULTURE

>>68167782
not azusalad or junlad then

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>When a brit gives you (You)'s

>>68167787
if youre the rap lyrics lad then ok
but if you're the rorke or the nonce boxer then fuck OFF

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>>68167724
>frenchman being tough

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>>68167805

>>68167728
monched bruv

>>68167801
No