/carib/ - Act 5: Flooding

>>68165411
No!

>>68165799
/ausnz/

>>68165953
I wish I was in those countries desu

>>68166453
Well, at least we have crabs in the /balt/ and in the /ausnz/ to take your place.

>>68166453
sorry

>>68166526
If everything works out I will not have to dream for long

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>bro wouldn't lend me his car to go to school
>end up not going because i couldn't coordinate pickup
>he has not left the house all day

w-what did i do wrong

also, whats going on carib

>>68168232
>end up not going because i couldn't coordinate pickup
Public transport?

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>>68168281
>Public transport?
>

its not important enough for me to do that desu
in general i dont take public transport. i rather bum rides off people

>>68168516
Well aren't you a sheltered snowflake

>>68168516
>go to school
>its not important enough for me to take public transport
You are a dumb spoiled nigger

>>68168619
indeed
still not taking public transport

>get in a taxi
>body is found a week later
happens too often for my liking desu

>>68168722
ehh. two hours of shit i already know and one of things i had to cover in two university courses wont kill me. just bummed that my bro doesnt like the idea of me borrowing his car

>>68168783
Not responsible enough to go to class, not responsible enough to borrow his car I guess.

>>68168232
Why didn't you just take the keys and drive off?

>>68168783
is there Uber in Jamaica?

>>get in a taxi
>>body is found a week later
scary

>>68168960
>Uber in Jamaica
Ha!

>>68168783

>get in a taxi
>body is found a week later
What kinda shit operation are you guys running that body should stay missing for 1 month minimum

>>68168890
but...the car gets me to class

>>68168960
>Why didn't you just take the keys and drive off?
because its not mine

>uber
>having strangers get in your car for any reason

the taxi thing is real tho. my mom had a client whos sister got in a taxi and the body was found because of the smell of burning flesh
they torched (tried to?) the body.
you also hear stories on the news and from people occasionally. most recently it was one about a taxi in portmore that would pick up women never to be seen again. apparently they abducted a girl and raped her repeatedly then showed her the pit with other bodies as encouragement not to talk. they seemed to like her so they let her go

>>68169455
That's kinda fucked up mayne

Also we had something similar some time ago

>>68169560
and on the topic of busses we had the jc student killed for his phone

>That's kinda fucked up mayne
and that my friend is why i dont bother with public transportation

perfectly safe until it kills you

>>68169710
You don't have buses and stuff? or only taxis?

>>68169915
yeah but you can get robbed on those too

and maybe killed like the jc student

i dont have a problem with dying but at least let it be more interesting that some guy stabbing me for a few hundred and a windows phone

>>68170042
Well fuggg, here it's way better....very slim chance of getting robbed or killed

Yeah fuck public transportation

>>68171051
It's nice when it does not involve homicide

>>68171862
Naw man it's dirty, uncomfortable, and shitty.

The only thing I've seen that wasn't like that was the streetcar in Tucson Arizona.

>>68172009
Well, ours has music and sometimes charging and wifi
so I can't really complain much.

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Don't die

Do Help keep this General alive or do I stop posting for a few months until my flag becomes rare again?

>>68174059
get a proxy and post in this general with a different flag

>>68174102
Good idea

Good Morning Comrades, what are we having for breakfast?

>>68174059
Statistically you're more rare than SVG but less rare than Luxembourg.
Any attempts to rarify your flag will probably fail because of shitposting countrymates.
t. official 4chan rare flag expert

>captcha: Blanda gentlemans
What does the captcha mean by this?

>>68188175
>breakfast
But it's 18:43, that's dinner time!

>>68192253
>you're more rare than SVG
That's a little re assuring, thanks PK
Also what's for lunch mates?

How are my crabmens doing today?

>>68192253
That you're destined to get a crab gf.

>>68188175
Only coffee. About to make lunch or something soon.

>>68192815
Burrito

>>68160601
>tfw Ba Hamas is never coming back
dat feel

>PK how 2 dutch?
Why though? Dutch is quite complicated supposedly. Maybe start off with Duolingo?

>>68162271
Brudi, Deutsch ist so ein geile Sprache und ein bisschen wie Niederländisch, so es ist einfach für mich.
Aber wann Mann einige Wörter sagt, klinkt Mann so böse, so wie KRANKENHAUS oder KÜGELSCHREIBER.

>>68163109
I don't believe in this stuff.

>>68192830
Weee!

>>68195996
What kind?

>>68199279
>dat feel
((

>Why though?
because

>I don't believe in this stuff.
me neither, but it's fun to see what people guess.

Any luck with the Aruba stuff?

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Hola

>>68201979
sup mang?

>>68192253
how rare is this flag senpai

>>68202096
It's a Saturday night and I'm sober.

Not that well. What's going on with you?

>>68201979
MORE

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>>68206688

>>68206868
Aruba is /aco/ a board you use often

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>>68207456
Nope. You'd sooner find me in /y/.

>>68206868
>>68208078
Noice

>>68172009
Who the fuck are you?

>>68174059
Make carib flags great again

>>68192253
Get on tellygrams

>>68210865
He's new to our general, he's a pretty cool guy.

>>68201309
Beef
Cheese
Picante
Lettuce
Cheese
Sour Cream

>>68210865
Florida man

>>68205848
Aww, are things that bad?
Is alcohol cheap over there?

Went to a work thing, and there was alcohol so everyone was drunk and it was just ugh. Also someone called me a dirty hippy for not wanting to eat some cheese and meats ((

>>68214239
Made it yourself?

>>68165354
Any puertoricans here, I want to hug you!

>>68214628
Of course, I love to cook. I will now shamelessly advertise that if anyone has any Caribbean Christmas foods you eat, be sure to tell me all about it because I'm looking to spice up Christmas dinner.

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>>68214689
ok

>>68214703
Make some pasteles if you're hardcore.

>>68214830
I know this is a peaceful thread but I am curious... are people starting to be for making you a state or being independent. I want to visit one day.

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/carib/ is now officially a subsidiary of /sg/. Submit or else

>>68215409
What the hell is /sg/

>>68215561
Syria General on /pol/

>>68215409
We're going to moderately rebel against this

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>be neet of five months
>new console coming soon in the mail
>out of no where a potential new job is on the horizon
This isn't fair, I was about to kick being a neet into overdrive but this job may ruin that.

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>>68201309
Moet ik vanaf nu Nederlands tegen je typen?

And no.

>>68204694
Your rareness is right in between Aruba and US Virgin Islands. About ~10% rarer than Bahamas and about 0.1% rarer than Aruba.
You can check here https://whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/#/flaghunter

>>68210865
Why?

>>68214628
Pretty cheap.

>not accepting free food
m8...

>>68222669
Yeah I'm going to quit posting for a few months

>>68217295
>tfw all my fire emblem reaction pics are still on my old computer

Also what console?

>>68229429
Ps4 Pro
Fire emblem is pretty cool, Charlotte is best girl

>>68222669
N-nee?

That sucks. Hope you find something

>>68217295
What kinda job? remember you're gonna need games m'man

>>68227817
Cool.

>not accepting free food
What's wrong with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcPm5Rn36Kw

i still miss him

>>68217295
But then you get to buy more stuff

>>68234292
>What kinda job?
Working as an animal caretaker
>>68235683
I do want a new motorcycle and I wanted to get drone flying.

>>68214628
>Also someone called me a dirty hippy for not wanting to eat some cheese and meats
I don't get this, why would anyone do that?
If they prefer the meaty bites, then if someone else doesn't want them that only leaves more for them.

>>68234292
Te laat.

>>68228115
You'll have to shut down your national internet for that to work.

>>68229814
I pondered about getting a PS4 on Black Friday/Cyber Monday, but then I remembered that I'm PC master race.

>>68237327
>Working as an animal caretaker
That sounds pretty cool. Will it be pets or farm animals or something else?

>>68238123
>I don't get this, why would anyone do that?
People say stupid shit when they are drunk.

>Te laat.
ik soo liver niet desu
Did I write that right?

Are thinking about getting a VR headset? I wanted to get one, but I have too much expenses atm.

VR is a gimmick teehee

>>68240257
>ik soo liver niet desu
??????????????

VR fun only lasts a few hours, so far as tech is now. Or you can use it for porn.
Get a cardboard vr for $1 (free shipping) from Aliexpress to test.

>>68222669
wew, thanks m8. feels good to be confirmed rare

>>68247850
>taping a screen to your head
>VR

>>68247850
This is what people that have never tried it (or tried shitty mobile VR) always say.

>>68247992
??????????????
I-I tried to say that I'd rather not.

>VR fun only lasts a few hours
Depends on the application desu.

I already have cardboard. but it's not the same. My brother in law has the Vive, and it's pretty good, just not ~800$ good (At least for now). Input is still not very good (ie you can't walk in VR) but otherwise I think it's great.

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Sup lads just coming by for my bi annual I-haven't-been-here-in-ages post

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>only caribbeans in this thread
Let's change that

>>68251643
Can you explain that map for me

>>68251643
How are you doing Fairy?

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>>68251926
Bunch of memes from when /carib/ started

>>68252060
Actually fine, no more depression, school is going ok, no sense of impending doom

How about you?

Am i /carib/ enought?

>>68252699
Yes

>>68234292
N-nothing.

>>68251643
Escape while you can.

>>68251802
What's up, Argiebro?

>>68252116
Nice. Was there a reason that caused that? or was it just due to the general situation or something?
Still with gf?

>How about you?
Good enough not to want to kill myself at least.
Also have a job now to distract myself and buy shit.

>>68252699
Yeah, we've had 2 regulars from your cunt before. I wonder what happened to them?

>>68253515
Just general situation honestly

>Still with gf?
One year in about 15min

>Also have a job now to distract myself and buy shit.
Lucky you, getting a job is hard these days

>Yeah, we've had 2 regulars from your cunt before. I wonder what happened to them?
I still frequently talk to REDKNIGHT on steam

>>68253515
>One year in about 15min
Nice.
>Lucky you, getting a job is hard these days
Been job hunting lately?
>I still frequently talk to REDKNIGHT on steam
Is he ok?
Also, I think I sent you or someone here an invitation once, I think.

>>68254142
>Been job hunting lately?
A bit, can only really work on weekends, with school and all
Seems just about everything is already taken

>Is he ok?
Yeah, really REALLY fucking pissed about gommies though

>Also, I think I sent you or someone here an invitation once, I think.
Wasn't me, but you can add me here if you want to
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198025276671/

>>68254397
>Seems just about everything is already taken
How hard is it to get neetbux over there?

>Yeah, really REALLY fucking pissed about gommies though
Poor dude. I remember he had some plans for leaving with his mom or something. I guess there's has been no progress?

>but you can add me here if you want to
sent :^)

>>68254519
>How hard is it to get neetbux over there?
Depends really, doubt I'll get any
Not that I want them either

>I guess there's has been no progress?
He's got lots of plans it seems, things are going slowly

>>68251643
what is "banana republic" supposed to be? Looks a bit like the southwest of Mali?

>>68255856
It's Lithuania, they got ganja colours and there used to be a poster from there who would always talk about how there's no bananas in Lithunia

Funny a Norwegian would show up >.>

I'm learning Norwegian. It's so much easier than Spanish.

Talking about no bananas in Lithuania... I remember reading this article about how the Russians freaked out over Orange Fanta in the 1980s when they first got it because they didn't have oranges.

>>68260559
>It's so much easier than Spanish.
Yeah it's really straight forward, similar to english
Good thing we got shitloads of slang and irregular grammar in common speak ;^)

oh fug ground is shaking lads.

>>68268520
Earthquake or diarrhea?

Well all I've been doing was lurking these threads for the past week because 4chan is banned in the Ukraine.

So here it goes again -

PT Guy from Act 4 thread, I live in lithuania because I'm on my erasmus exchange

Puerto Rican dude, Aruba is already European so we're practically born with all EU documents. We aren't infamous for forging documents or anything as far as I'm concerned. Border control just seems to love fucking with me because they don't know where Aruba even is....im legit gonna laminate an infographic chart and pictures from an atlas or some shit to speed things up - then they might get an idea that I've been through this a lot.

Pami compinchi rubiano, min ta Kere Ba lesa mi reply den ė delaster thread, Pero enjoy ė weer. Ė sintimento DI ė temporada Ey ta incomparable - tan ten auto tA hogando y full ė pais ta flooding bo ta djis chill af paso no Ta kayente na conjo anto - AHH Esey Te legit algo cu mi ta Hanja falta di dje

>>68250020
>Depends on the application desu.
There are none.

>>68251643
Hey a new guy, what's up new guy!

>>68268520
https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8?t=2m22s

>>68276329
How is your bassbort different from mine?

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>>68276993
Ur a cheeky one, you know that PK?

>>68274619
haha ur funny.

It was a legit quake thou. I was at work and i felt it quite a bit.

>>68276329
>Border control just seems to love fucking with me because they don't know where Aruba even is
wow, what a bunch of idiots.

>>68276993
>There are none.
I could have spent hours on Tilt Brush, and I tried a bit of War Thunder on VR and it was quite good.

>https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8?t=2m22s
haha, I get it!

>>68214628
But you ARE a dirty hippie for not eating cheese and meat

>>68238123
>PC master race
We are all one race: the human race

>>68253361
Val you do not address the argentinian in the room

>>68264313
>english is straightforward
This is bait

Caribbean Netherlands has better Sinterklaas than mainland.
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6960199/66186670/sinterklaas_op_cura_ao.html

>>68281250
Not feeling it yet senpai, maybe it gets better in the future.

>>68281928
>console plebs
>human

So I was on Craigslist Florida looking at motorcycles when curiosity got the best of me.
Somewhere along the line I stumbled upon a listing for a Latin pre op Transwomen seeking males, This made me ponder if being interested in such a person would be considered gay?
I mean the pictures of the person were beautiful and they were curvy and had a beautiful face.

>>68287697
>he isn't gay

Call today!

>>68287697
>This made me ponder if being interested in such a person would be considered gay?

only if you suck her dick

>>68287834
>only if you suck her dick
But touching it is okay right? I mean she has to get some pleasure too of course
>>68287784
I may ,Hope the listing is still up when I travel to Florida next

>>68287697
If you need to ask, you are gay.
Liking dicks or man is gay and that includes man dressing as woman.

Get out of the closet faggot

>>68288401
Give her/him/it a good reach around

Remember dick is life

>>68281928
fuck off, I eat meat and cheese sometimes now. Also hippies are peace loving sissies. I;m not.

>>68286169
>maybe it gets better in the future.
Let's hope so. I don;t think we will get real VR in our lifetimes. At least this will let us escape.

>>68287697
>This made me ponder if being interested in such a person would be considered gay?
Does it really matter honestly? I'd fuck a trap, or hell, even a manly ass man if I like him/her/xir enough without inner moral conflict or anything like that.

>>68287697
>>68288697
What if her dick is bigger than yours?

>>68289282
Would this be an issue?
Mine isn't Yuge but I'm confident it's big enough, but I've never laid with a transwomen so I'm not sure how to pleasure one correctly so there's also that.

>>68289282
It could be a problem in certain situations, but you can work that out.

>>68276329
Atabo ki, broder. Spera tur cos ta bon ayabanda. Dushi tempo a yega na su fin. Solo a sali atrobe. Un tristesa imenso. Eigenlijk mester sigui yobe, pero ja... y'e otro aña mi ta kere. Hende a perde nan muebles nan, hasta auto. Ami bon na cas sinta ta pasa gezellig. Bo mes sa.

Traha e chart ey numa. Check un copy pami tambe ora yega tempo pa mi bay Europa. Mi ta compronde bo frustratie lel. Pero bo no por culpa nan. Nos ta asina fucking chikito, hopi biaha nos no ta ni riba mapa di mundo.

>>68281928
I do what I want. Lagami biba mi bida.

>>68291212
What's up senpai?
Where ya bin?

>>68287697
Can confirm liking Florida transwomen = not gay

Anywhere else, it's up in the air

>>68289551
Get blowjob, perform anal sex.

Don't touch, look at, or even acknowledge her dick unless she says it's okay or asks you to. Not all, but a lot of transwomen hate their cocks, so you're much better off playing it safe and letting her bring it up first - if she wants to at all.

>>68294137
If you do not follow my advice, you run the risk of heavily offending her and/or killing her mood completely and ruining everything btw

>>68288697
You may not be peace-loving
But you're still a sissy

>>68289282
Important question

>>68289551
Stick it in the poopah

>>68291212
Bo ta feisty

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>>68294085
>>68294137
>>68294161
Noted Senpai, thanks for info and Advice
>>68294639
>Stick it in the poopah
Noted

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>>68276993

>geboorte plaats
> Aruba

Literally just that

>>68291212

Keremi, Si tin any tips cu mi por duna ta esey - well Eigenlijk mi no a hasie ainda pa bisabo si ė ta yuda, Pero anything will help. No ta Stranjo pa nan yamami for di ė bus anto bai den nan oficina pa wak nan Wikipedia Aruba lmao...

Hopi hende ta skeptical cu nos ta Hulandes, un señora di passport check a puntrami

"how exactly did you get a Dutch passport while only living there for 3 years"

Ė pida mas tristo ta cu ma splike caba cu Aruba ta in colony di hulanda.

Also pic related Sinterklaas in Ukraine
4th dec

What's up my crabmens? What's news today?

>Raise in cost of electricity
>Bunch of murders
>Bunch of people getting run over by cars
>Including one where some old geezer wnet postal and tried to run over two off his neighbours (also old people) after he failed, he ran into the woods, until his son found him and he got arrested.

>>68294639
>But you're still a sissy
you're a bigger sissy though, so I win.

>>68304685
>What's news today?
Island wide Blackouts over the weekend,PM is ordering a probe into it.
>you're a bigger sissy though
At this point we pretty much all are

>>68289551
As I understand it, when multiple penises are involved the biggest one would automatically be the top.

>>68299000
Senpai you said it was half English and Dutch.

>>68311823
I see you.

>>68291357
All over the place. Last month of the year is exhausting.

>>68294639
Tin biaha so.

>>68299000
Ja, ja. Nada mas bo por haci cu tipo di hende asina.

>>68315142
This year may be exhausting but it is also awesome
The last guarding, FF XV, Fire emblem fates most importantly El Presidente Trump- Sama

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>>68320167
Too eventful.

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>>68321675
Where do pop stars go when they die?

>>68328333
Glittery hell.

>>68328333
they become music.

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So I'm still straddling through these Florida craigslist listings, I wanna meet some of these characters what's the worst that could happen I guess?

>>68332320
>what's the worst that could happen I guess?
Well, it's Florida.

>>68332320
You're going to end up on the news.

"Florida man arrested for erotic killing."

>police say that the victim died by multiple forced orgasms

>>68332725
>>police say that the victim died by multiple forced orgasms
Honestly if you had to go, that would be the most preferable way desu.

>>68332800
Death by snusnu

>>68332320
Fed to alligators.

Meet at a public place first and go to a decent motel that isn't on the outskirts of town or next to bare swampland.

>>68332800
I'd prefer a clean decapitation

Either you loose consciousness immediately or you get to briefly exist as a severed head, which seems like an interesting experience

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>>68334055
>Fed to alligators.
That'd suck to be honest

What's the season like in /carib/ this time of the year?

>>68340089
Cloudier with light showers at night.

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>>68346330
you're flag looks a lighter blue here than it does on wikipedia

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>>68348733
There's an ongoing debate as to which blue is the correct one. I wish I was joking.

>>68340089
More frequent cold fronts and more likely to rain.
>>68348733
>>68349435
I'm Team Dark Blue

>>68351228
Team Bahamas blue here.
It just looks a bit like... a... Colourful Palestinian flag.

>>68353101
>Colourful Palestinian flag
Ayyy
I noticed that when some people use their mobile phone data to post on 4chan they are sometimes greeted with a message informing them that they are banned and that they were posting under a trip "Ba'Hamas the colourful Palestinian Flag"
But who could this trip code user be I wonder?

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>>68354966
my waifu

Caribbeans, I have a Discord and I am looking for R A R E-ish flags to collect for my int server. If you have Discord you're welcome to join.
https://discord.gg/eYe98xU

>>68348733
>>68349435

The bright blue one is the correct color. I was looking for a proper flag all over the island but the only sell that darkish blue color now.

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>>68355317
>still posting this fake photoshop shit

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>>68354966
>But who could this trip code user be I wonder?

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>>68351228
Pleb.

>>68357937
Djis cambi'e bek p'e tricolor. Den coño hende no por lag'i sa e color di nan mesun bandera.

>>68355317
>>68358114
Which is the real one?

>>68361190
desu it's neither of them

>>68361472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qYMl9T9wQ

>>68365743
ffs PK it's been 2 years

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>tfw coming down with a flu

How are my crabmens doing today? Any big news?

>>68366030
For him it was just yesterday.

>>68355317
Some ugly fat fuck on that banknote

If you could hold hands with anyone you wanted, who would you choose?

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>>68373566
This Godness

>>68377589
>Godness
?

>>68373566
Do they have to be real or can I pick 2D

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>>68366030
>>68369596
What did she mean by this?

>>68358986

Exactamente...ora my tawata buskando ė bandera mi mama kiermen bo no tey hañe paso nan a cambie officialmente of algo... Ė rason tawata Ta paso ė compania no tawata produci ė color cu Aruba mas of algo.

Anyways solo ta come ė color Ey den un rato - bek ma ė color original

>>68381576
That she has a huge throbbing cock waiting to be pleasured, she's all yours PK ;)

>>68386034
I bet it was just another prank.

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>>68384087
Ai no yiu. Miho mi'n cumpra mes.

Morning Buck'o s, I'm making French toast

>>68378246
*Goddess

In local news the official opposition Government is in Shambles.

Whats it like living in the carribean

tfw no caribs awake

>>68399133
For me it's really chill I guess, I'm going to take up Drone flying and Scuba Diving soon.

>>68400931
Are you actually from Bahamas or just live there

>>68400975
From, Born and Raised

>>68401019
lucky cunt seems fucking awesome there. Is there lots of poverty tho?Whats the politics like there

Hello friendly darkies. Do a vocaroo of your accents.

>>68399133
Uninteresting for the most part.

>>68401183
Post mämmi first.

>>68401112
>Is there lots of poverty tho
Well no one starves, The only people who live in poverty are those who have way more kids than they can take care of or gamble away their money.
There's also heavy tariffs on almost all imported goods, and we import most of our groceries so there's that
>Politics
It's hard to say, Both major political parties here Are a lot like the Republican party in America Minus the Protecting Gun rights aspect and with a dash of Nepotism rolled in.
I'm hoping a third party wins this year, the existing ones are kept relevant solely by their aging voting base who grew up on their propaganda

>>68401563
God those fucking beaches is it paradise there?

>>68401886
Yes if you're responsible with your money

>>68402007
can i buy children

>>68402067
No ,not for the last 150 or so years

>>68402123
Shame, seems nice tbqh what do you work as

>>68402227
I work part time at a Landscaping company

https://youtu.be/SSR6ZzjDZ94?list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVMSSR6ZzjDZ94
What are you listening to boyz?

>>68403070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHvmgb4qaHY

I want to live in the Caribes please accept me.

I can cook for you all-life-long

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>>68404092
Come on over. Authentic Italian food is hard to come by.

I am dying send helpz pls.

>>68403070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CObvp32Q4Eo
Also the sounds of my face exploding

>>68404092
I'm 1/something ''italian'' you might as well be my second cousin or something. So you're welcome here!

>>68381576
She's still a girl (male). There are alpha male girls just so you know. What? Now you don;t like her anymore just because of that? you traitor!

>>68406451
>send helpz
?

>>68165354
Any curious bi or gay Puerto Ricans here tonight?

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Sup cunts

>>68287697
Pure batty

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>>68412464
>Pure batty

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>>68412464
Sup dude, been a while

Nice finally being out of China?

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>>68412794
It is glorious

>>68412719
2d is okay

>>68413094
You're a girl right?

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>>68413155
No, but sometimes I wish I was

>>68413347
Gay...

>>68413347
What are you doing in JDM land?

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>>68414005
So what?
If I was a hot chick i'd just be uber NEET and camwhore all day to make loads of dosh.
Not even joking.

>>68414092
I'm taking up a job in Nagoya next month

>>68414135
What happened to the Samoan chick and 'straya?

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>>68414156
Still in straya
I do have to make money and all of that

>>68411745
There's usually one around.

>>68412464
What's up my dude? What are you doing in Japan? How are wife and kid?

>>68408488
It means I am death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqLdyZBjZeo
what are you boyz listening to?
>>68414216
>I am death
Are you also the destroyer of worlds?

>>68414267
I am born 2 die

>what are you boyz listening to?
Nothing currently because my head is exploding

was listening to this earlier >>68406451

>>68414267
Gypsy music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bkC8Ul0zww

Also, fuck gypsies

>>68413155
there was a girl dominica but she stopped posting

>>68414135
what kind of job? You plan on raising your kid there longterm?

Hit the random button on wikipedia and it led me to the British virgin Island page and I found this.

>The 2010 Census reports the main places of origin of residents as follows:[1]

37% local born (many locals go to St. Thomas or the United States for maternity services)


What's up with this and how many other Islands do this

>>68414216
Are you one :)

>>68414216
>>68414440
Japanese company wants to do something in Trinidad and some other islands, I don't know a ton about it yet so that's why i'm here at the moment.


>You plan on raising your kid there longterm?
Pretty much yeah.

>>68414463
Pretty every island does that to an extent, it's mostly so they're kids can just go to US schools easier I guess

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>tfw heard the "youre not from here" meme again

i still dont know how to take it desu

>>68414463
go abroad and have kids so that they have citizenship in a decent country. im not even kidding, this is very common

>>68414576
see
>>68288697

Are you a girl (male)?

>>68414463
Never heard of that before. Interesting.
Maybe to get that good ol US citizenship??

>>68414658
How old is the kid now btw?

Ant interesting stories from this past year?

>>68414658
>>68414678

I thought you guys were better than the Mexican'ts

Now Trump has to build a seawall as well

>>68414678
>>tfw heard the "youre not from here" meme again

umm, why do they say that?

>>68414703
Considering we don't have any universities besides UWI/UTT (which are in Jamaica and Trinidad). Everyone has no choice but to go ver seas for university.

You should be bloody grateful, we already pay double what you fags pay for uni tuition.

>>68414683
like 6 months old

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>>68414683
>girl (male)?
I see you have fine taste much like myself.

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https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/12/isis-trinidad/509930/

GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
WE REACH
INSHALLA

>>68414703
Nahhhh it's Caribbean countries, they're all right

>>68414900

Gonna have to liberate it

>>68414924

Hmmm

And you are from?

>>68414683
Naw just a regular guy. Cheers

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>>68414900
Trinidad,Yeah... I'm gonna need you to get your shit together

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>>68414745
well today seems to because of the way i work and the observations that person made prior

ive heard it once because of how i speak and once because i was trying to identify a bird with a classmate on a field trip

its usually seems to be well meaning but it still is at the root of it someone saying to you that you are very different

>>68414962
F L O R I D A

I always get that shit at home.
People always ask me where i'm from, why, I don't know

>>68415106
What's up mate?

>>68414840
How hard is it to find now of those over there?

>>68414900
wew
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>>68415005
Where are you from bro?

>>68415080
Ahh I see, I get what you're saying. Have you spent a lot of time out of the country or something

>>68415236
I've never looked, but I'm willing to bet nigh impossible at a Quality one.

>>68415226
Probably going to roll out for food at about 3 AM. Got to put up the Christmas tree tomorrow. Got to get a lot of kills on Battlefield 1.

Dumb question but surely you're on the same time as us yeah?

>>68415236
Hatillo

>>68415324
If you're in Florida yes we're in the same time zone
So you're Nocturnal right, Do you Security? After I resigned from being a Guard I had a hard time sleeping at night because I became so accustomed to staying up all night, I've only recently readjusted
>Christmas Tree
I miss doing that with my family :(

>>68415406
Semi-nocturnal yeah... a pattern I developed thanks to college. I sleep from about 4 PM to midnight.

Not with your family?

>>68415473
I am but everyone works shift

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So what are we going to do when Queen Lizzie dies? I think most of us still have her on our money.
Are we going to change to Charles or have eternal Lizard Queen on our dosh?

>>68415528
Oh, I see. Yeah, most of my neighbors already have trees up.

I'm getting a 600 dollar refund because I overpaid last semester, also.

>>68415550
Prince or should I say King Henry(in that case) is pretty based, I look Forward to having him on our currency
>>68415579
Sweet nothing give me good vibes quite like a christmas Tree.

>>68415621
You should see some of their yards... filled corner to fucking corner with light up reindeer, inflatable giant penguin, giant ornaments... where do you store this shit?

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>>68415550
Isn't it awkward to use the XCD with her on it when you don't have her as your head of state?

>>68415747

Garage or a storage unit

>>68415866
We're Commonwealth
She's head of the Commonwealth and head of our "military"

You guys mind if I blog post?

>>68416139

If you answer this question. I heard that Cuba tried invading the Bahamas before is this true

>>68416158
>Cuba tried invading the Bahamas before
As far as I know their biggest transgression against us was when they sunk one of out Patrol Boats.
You can read about it here:
http://rbdf.gov.bs/the-flamingo-incident/

So... Do you guys mind if I blog post?

>>68416667
Go ahead m8

>>68416270
Read the whole thing. Damn commies. I'll feel safe when I visit knowing the RBDF's around :^)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TCyAjBrhGZ

I have aspiration of Immigrating to the USA someday.
I have three interests: Food,Firearms and Cars.
There are heavy tariffs on each of these things here especially Cars and guns. On top of this, gun laws here are very restrictive and licensing is costly along with handguns being unattainable and antique firearms being heavily regulated(I can write a full on essay on this alone)
Then onto automotive, heavy tariffs on top of heavy taxes, this makes buying a new car very costly. Then there are no race tracks(unless a singular 1/8th drag strip counts)
There is a Third Party(political party) that'll fix quite a few of these by getting rid of Tariffs altogether,implementing both a FOIA and Fiscal responsibility act.
But their chances are slim for various reasons
>>68416946
Oh yeah they did invade it's been a while since I learned about it in school and I'm halfway asleep I must have misread the question
If it weren't for you guys and Britain they(the Cubans) likely wouldn't have stopped.

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>>68417420
Move to dca. We have more freedom laws than americans :^)

Well we don't have a track either, so that sucks

>>68417891
No Dominica has those exact same problems, maybe not the politics I don't don't know what goes on in the country on that front.

Spidey Trailer Guise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWfz3Yri_o4
>>68418011
Wait so you're the girl Dominica poster

>>68418078
Why is everyone so obsessed with this girl poster

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>>68418100
I'll take that as a no then...?

>>68418011
Our gun laws are no where near restrictive.
You can import whatever you want as long as it's not fully automatic or a short barrel rifle.

I know the import duties are shit but 77% tax for weapons and ammo isn't as bad as some other islands.

>>68418257
>77% tax for weapons and ammo
Ours is 200% Customs Duties(Excise Tax) and then add a 7.5% Value added tax to it
A used Mossberg JM pro Shotgun is like 2 Grand

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>>68418305
>200%
You know I realise my island probably has one of the lower import taxes in the region. I should stop bitching so much

We did it boyz, this thread has been up for one week

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>>68418622
And now I leave again

>>68418305
Why not just come on over to Florida for gun and driving stuff?

>>68420174
I currently do that, but I wanna own a collection.

>>68429376
One car isn't enough?

>>68430928
Absolutely not

>>68430928
I meant a collection of antique Firearms(Like a Red 9 and Percussion Revolver)
And yeah I'd like multiple cars as well
A viper(for track days like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74a0dv3QgzY ) and an old impreza GC8(for road races)

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>>68434661
A duderino I know has an Impreza and he also takes it to the track, but it's a huge money sink.
Which puts me off from getting an RX-7 and a Corvette is too expensive.

>>68415236
>Have you spent a lot of time out of the country or something
nope. just strange apparently

>>68435443
>that picture
It's sad really, we'll never get another Large displacement V8 from Chevy again, unless Epa regulations are relaxed.
The LS7 is truly the greatest of all time Engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzpg8VVGBqY&t=326s

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>tfw a cute lady from work found out I was sink and visited me and brought me soup and stuff.

How are my crabmens doing this fine day? Any big news?

A plane almost exploded this morning

>>68438204
I had that car in my good ol teenager days!, is that the 2007 model?

>>68439953
Lucky you, I think all of the C6 Z06's are identical save the the centennial edition.

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>>68430928
>isnt one car enough

TFW want a chill PR bro to grope each other make out cum and be on our way but there are only disgusting old fucks in my area

>>68441830
It was pretty nice, but it wasn't suitable for where I lived (bad roads, and that car makes you feel every hole since it's so light) also it was a city so I couldn't go fast.

>>68443617
Maybe you can hookup with bararican, he lives close enough to you.

>>68438204
Trump chose an oil magnate as head of the EPA.

He's going to tear it to shreds.

>>68444328
:)

>>68446385
the official smiley of carib is )) it's better ))))

>>68446473
))
Or
:))

>>68446612
just ) any number of )))'s

>>68444543
That's some good news

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>>68434661
Get an SF5 Forester STi (I had one)
It's basically a GC8 STi that's a lot cheaper

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Hello former colonies

I want no Caribs to leave. If your flag isn't Carib leave.

>>68469594
We're all /carib/ in the inside

>>68469466
Jacob is that you
>>68461839
Hi former daddy

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>>68470211
Please add me back

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>>68469594
Don't do that

>>68469594
Am I carib?

>>68473779
Good you're back, was starting to get worried. Everything ok on SVG?

Antided in the name of carib

>>68478573
Floods,Killings, people fighting to get paid etc.

Same as always really

>>68487739
>people fighting to get paid etc.
explain

>>68487953
Giant outside investors build hotels and stuff but don't pay the workers for months.

FM, are there any more questions you wanna ask?
Please feel free to ask away
>>68452983
>Get an SF5 Forester STi
My man
Also I'm back, my router died on me

>>68488371
classic story.

Here taxi drivers are going nuts over Uber (haha). I took one earlier today to go to the doc since I'm sick as shit, and he told me taxis near the airport throw trash at his car lol.

>>68490051
I can see both sides of this argument but I still can't get why Taxi drivers would get THAT salty.

>>68489158
Well, if you're burning for my questions.

What is the greatest hidden jewel of the Commonwealth of the Bahamas? - i.e. your favorite thing that isn't super well known

>>68490051
Shitty, foul-smelling, broken, dirty taxis are an industry that is thankfully dying, now I can take a ride in a newly detailed Subie instead of having my legs smashed up against the stained dashboard of the stale interior of an old-ass Crown Victoria.

The sooner they realize that, the better.

>>68490528
Because here they won;t be able to keep their monopoly and keep charging what they charge.

>>68491657
Here the taxis are not that bad, it's just that they charge you 20$ for going just down the street. It's insane.

Whenever I had to go to the hospital and had no one to drive me there. I had to shell off 40 bux just to go less than 6 miles away from my house and back. And finding a taxi on the way back was a pain. Now I just pay 6 bucks each way.

>>68491657
well most of them don't own the cab so they can't change anything.

>>68491940
eh...competition is nice I guess

how was your day /carib/

i spent most of the day rubbing a piece of metal with sandpaper and i saw a qt titty monster in the supermarket wearing a sundress, trilby and boots. very unusual

good day all things considered

>>68492294
Pretty good
>yesterday I got away form paying $650 XCD in customs fees
>New phone has temporarily filled the void in my soul

Two of my oldest friends came back and we plan to go have a ball

>>68492542
sounds good
>yesterday I got away form paying $650 XCD in customs fees
do you have retarded customs fees too? its hit and miss here as to whether they charge you but my bro ended up having to pay what he paid for a phone in duty once

>>68492294
Had to go to go to my doctor this morning since I have a flu and I felt very shitty today. Then he scolded me for not going earlier and so did my siblings because my doctor treats me like a kid and called them.

Spent the rest of the day playing games and stuff.

>>68492655
>Had to go to go to my doctor this morning since I have a flu
orange juice, rum, mint and time. cough and cold meds might help too