/brit/

writing a letter to my congressman

first for lib dems slags and banter

>>68164884
Hmmmm *reads letter*

>>68164863
>normal edition
FONT

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kay-on

first for freedom for britain

still in search of sunshine

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Lads.

>>68164913
me on the left

>>68164894
me because it was only £1 more expensive as i explained

I snort lots of cocaine when I'm by myself

Anyone else?

I feel my quint 5s went underappreciated earlier

first for America

>>68164913

I once drank a whole bottle of olive oil.

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Reminder that Scotland will NEVER be independent

>>68164948
Doesn't sound like a good idea.

>>68164948
runtlife

>>68164936
me rn
come selly you gimp

>>68164948
describe the resulting poo for us lad

>>68164936
Why? I think it's more fun to do it with other people, I don't get much of a buzz off it other than wanting to talk

>>68164948
why

>>68164963
I mean, if New Zealand can get out of being part of Australia, anything's possible.

>>68164976
I'm not near brum mate

China? I hardly know her!

>>68164976
link man by the entrance to the cannon hill park

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drinking black coffee with ground ginger

would recommend/10

>>68164963
Think on hun, they don't need the UK anymore. The EU will prop them up.

>>68164999
everywhere's near brum, it's why it's called the midlands, just hop on the a38 and you'll be here rapid

finding it pretty fucking hard to digest that >shiggy diggy and Costanza.jpg shitposting happened five years ago, lads

Business proposal: Construct a bridge between NZ and AUS and set up a petrol station in the middle of the bridge. Looking for investors, send me your CV.

>>68164913
Seems oil is clearly the most effiecient.
Checkmate hippie environmentalist fucks

>>68164989
I get loads of dark web stuff and I enjoy the feeling of it, kinda relaxed euphoria but still a buzzed, I know it's better with people though

'nigga songs' u rely r a naive twit...u shud remeba that drum and bass stems from black music, but then agen u probably dnt kno about dnb in general eitha..

WE WUZ JUNGLISTS

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Synchronised them lads

>>68165034
have a digestive

only got £20 in the pocket lads
*pops some tags*

>>68165068
jungle is massive

>>68164984
Just puked it up. Wasn't that bad.

>>68164993
It was for a job application video.

>>68165072
Shat on watches

>>68164963
Why do you care, New Zealand?

wrist is unironically too small for a watch

devastated to know the zinger box from KFC is simply unattainable to the non-australian

>>68165095
did you get the job

>>68165045
Abominable idea *removes you from my company's Board of Directors*

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>>68164993
just look at this pic of me lad

nova scotia will never understand bleep
football yank will never understand football

everything must be so fucking expensive in the pacific islands
how do they even get shit there

>>68165045
Nah mate
>http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU1408/S00209/top-twenty-new-zealand-surnames.htm
Got plenty of Chinatowns in the big cities already

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>>68165034
>he isn't still costanzaposting
>2016

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>>68165034

>this meme is 10 years old
>Habbo raids happened 10 years ago
>Boxxy was queen 9 years ago
>Bismuth was fucking cool 12 years ago

>>68165114
they sell zinger boxes here desu

>>68165137
i like the dolls

>>68165120
aha alright no worry's!
*buys cheap Chinese steel and begins construction*

>>68165072
literally have this watch lol

its in black though

hahaha

>>68165148
mornin

GOT AN APPOITNMENT
NEED (YOU)
GIVE IT NOW YA UPRICK ... HERES ME NEW GIMMICK.... ITS "COMMUNISM" IN A NUTSHELL


Oi there give me loads of fings"."

THORTS

>>68165150
mentioned

>>68165152
please, stop :(

>>68165175
u ok hun??

>>68165175
heyy x

>>68165065
Not worried customs would catch on no?

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feeling horny

>>68165175
bad gimmick

please stop calling people h*ns, it offends me

http://www.scotsman.com/news/letter-hun-is-an-offensive-three-letter-word-1-810671

cookin up a jawn like pasta
cookin up a jawn like pasta

>>68165050
ah but if you eat 400 calories of oil you'll not feel full at all and it'll digest quicker than 400 calories of vegetables
also nutrients and stuff

the goal is to fill yourself up with vegetables so that you don't overeat

>>68165115
Nah.

>he wasn't a innocent child on habbo hotel who found the chon from the raids

>>68165221
t. the doctors when you were born

>>68165244
oh dear

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>>68165072
Synched with time.is.
Get on my level.

>>68165203
>>68165205
>>68165221
Oi there give me loads of fings"."

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>>68165034
>i shiggy diggy, doo whop i scooby dooby

>>68165141
bleep doesn't even like dnb

>>68165234
really dont understand how people overeat

>been on 4chan for 10 years

The absolute state of my "life"

That being said, anyone else feel the 'chon has had an overall positive effect on their lives?

>>68165254
nice hand

>>68165283
>anyone else feel the 'chon has had an overall positive effect on their lives?

howling and screaming at the pure IDEA of how the 'chon could possibly affect your life positively

>>68165289
Thanks, I like my hands too.

>>68165283
only been here for about 2 months but I dont think its been very positive

>>68165245
this is literally how I first came here desu. I played Habbo with friends and wondered who the racist black men with afros making swastikas in the public rooms were, looked it up, and came here.

>>68165245
>he didn't come here from 2ch

>>68165283
been here for 7

>anyone else feel the 'chon has had an overall positive effect on their lives?
not at all

>>68165283
it's a nice way to relax after work i find tbqh

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really (really) like one of the girls in this picture lids but i'm not telling which one x

without 4chan you would unironically be fat and probably wear a fedora

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What the hell happened

She went from cute excitable emo girl to bloated cro-magnon skunk-haired slag

>>68165317
fuck off newcunt

>>68165283
>That being said, anyone else feel the 'chon has had an overall positive effect on their lives?
I mean, what else would I do in that time?

>>68165283
ive become immeasurably funnier and more intelligent since coming here in 2014
even made several friends at work explaining /brit/ to them and recounting funny anecdotes and gossiping about redditflaggers

>>68165355
haha hope its not my gf! (4th from the left)

Josie my dear, my love, mi amour, your head is fucking frazzled my lovely x

>>68165283
Wouldn't say positive, but I like to come here. It's comfy to just post random shite and have a laugh at the odd post maybe even have a chat with a faceless stranger. 4chan has helped me at times when I was lonely or down.

literally could eat any 4 sainsburys cookies in one go right now

>>68165209
one on the left is lookalike of my ex GF, had a hooooooge meaty mut

>>68165360
>cro-magnon
screaming

>>68165309
>read more books
>am /fit/
>dress better
>/trv/ encouraged me to travel
>taught me to cook
>making a small but reliable income from /biz/
>observing the autists on /r9k/ lets me avoid many of the mistakes they made

>>68165283
I'm "redpilled" but fucking miserable because of it. At least I get small moments of joy like Brexit and Trump.

>>68165400
reckon this is travellad
been back to madrid recently?

>>68165355
I think I know who you're talking about (your secret is safe with me! xx)

>>68165369
when i introduce myself to your coworkers what will they say

feel poorly so the gf tucked me into bed, gave me medicine and ordered a Byron :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcydqSpYN00

fucking hell i remember watching this shit almost 8 years ago

>>68165400
howling at how much of a mong you must have been before coming here then

>>68165245
>he wasn't in the habbo army

>>68165360
Is this new? She was still hot even 3 years ago

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>>68165437
>>68165427
>>68165415
>>68165400
>>68165399
>>68165393

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbLBbdQzEeE

simultaneously the best country albume ver and the best byrds album ever

>>68165415
State of you mate dear oh dear

Redpill is the ultimate bluepill, you'd only understand if your pineal gland wasn't DOA

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>he wasn't shitposting about 9/11 in real time on the chon

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ah yes, yahoo answers

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>>68165283

>been on 4chan for 10 years too
>browsed every day since apart from a couple periods I tried to cut it out
>have spent over 10,000 hours cumulatively
>I am a 4chan virtuoso
>I am 24 years old
>I still don't have a job
>I can't escape

>>68165441
when I had a cold the gf invited me over for a shag and a cuddle

reckon she might be quite a catch

>>68165427
Not whoever that is I'm afraid mate

>>68165480
unironically used to post on the SA forums and the Mac forums back in 2001

fuckin ell what am i still doing here talking with all you kids

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>I am a 4chan virtuoso

just moved to another office and only gone and fallen in love with the first 2 20something girls to interact with me

>>68165283
sometimes it's nice to get away from all the stress, from family, friends and other pressure and just tuck myself into bed and post here

I find the chon super comfy

Something Awful still technically exists, but it's a Tumblr knockoff now if I'm not mistaken.

>>68165517
>unironically used to post on the SA forums
my nigger

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Good golly

>>68165450
I was 11 when I first came to 4chan in 2006 you total fucking clown

>>68165517
everybody here besides you and me is 15 years old
every single post we make is a mistake

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sister just said "black guys are just better, anon."
well, is she right? are black guys better?

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>>68165527

who /lifelong/ on sheeky forums here

>>68165437
"ah yes (i taught them all about ah yes posting so we all say it in the office now), the so-called (this too) toothy gimp who shall leave with a limp" before they unanimously smack you silly and break your legs for the way i told them you treaated lisicki (who most of the office roots for)

remember absolutely howling when i found encyclopaedia dramatica and found /b/ from there

this was in 2008 i think

>>68165206
a bit, had a few things from Amsterdam come through fine, but I mostly order domestic now a days, our domestic post doesn't get checked

>>68165517
honestly you're fucking pathetic can't believe you haven't ended it

reminder that /brit/ is for people who were born whilst john major was PM

>>68165516
not the guy that's going to read this post sorry man

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u r now hungary

>>68165545
It's the anonymity that makes it so comfy

>>68165547
what's moot doing now?

>>68165573
Swear to god would yanks just fuck off with this shite

Why are you lot so obsessed with black men?

>>68165592
>not being born during the greatest PM's tenure
Honestly would suggest suicide if you were born prior to 1997

>>68165610
idk t'bh

>>68165580
i treat him the way he deserves
>who most of the office roots for
*walks away*

>>68165598
id luv 2 fugg ur bum m80

>>68165611
that's what happens when the majority of your media is owned by goldberg

>all these "shock" election results

are the people waking up again lads

>>68165610
doesnt he work for google

>>68165554
*my goon

>>68165592
reeeeeeeeeeee

>>68165517
bit weird really, my dad was shitposting about 9/11 on some forums and making lotr jokes

about a year later he made me sign up to a Robbie Williams forum to shitpost about everything

>>68165610
works at google

http://chrishateswriting.com/

>>68165610
probably browsing this thread and being gay as usual

there's not a single chance that he doesn't go on 4chan any more

>>68165586
first came here after seeing a cracky chan copypasta about fucking and then killing her and finding it fucking hilarious. googled it and found encyclopedia dramatica dn then 4chan.

sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I'd never seen it

>>68165611
>>68165646
racists.

>>68165072
left watch w/ black or very dark grey is the best combo

Had a muffin for dindins

>>68165630
>Christopher Poole (born c. 1988) is an American entrepreneur. He is best known for founding two web sites, 4chan and Canvas. He started 4chan pseudonymously, under the screen name moot. In 2016 he began working for Google.

what does google want with him Lol

Who has ever got mugged here?

>>68165648
I'd lyk 2 wake up next 2 u, m80

>>68165627
pshh you're just a pesky little kid
*shoulder barges you lightly yet your small frame crumbles to the ground*

>>68165692
No because I don't live in some northern chav shithole

>>68165689
something about google+ i think

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But there in the mirror on the wall
I see the dream is fading
From the contender to the brawl
The Ring, The Rose, The Matador is raving

When I die I’ll die a drunk down on the street
You can count me out to 10 in clear defeat
Wrap the starry plough around me and let the piper’s air resound me
There I’ll rest until the Lord of Love I meet

ah fuck im fucking zooted

who was monarch when you were born lads?

Queen Elizabeth II for me

>>68165725
get some special k down you lad

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>>68165466
>felicity uggo.jpg

>>68165726
John II

>>68164976
SELLY
OAK
STUDENT
TWATS

*pulls your schoolbag back as you're having a piss*

>>68165726
George V

having a look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2105nQtZwzY&t=18s

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>tfw 1 more week of classes then a break for 4 weeks

>>68165726
Bill Clinton

>>68165703
wud luv 2 lik out ur paki ars, m80

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>>68165726
beatrix

>>68165740
nah kellogs is communist cereal now

fucking HATE having to deal with/call people on the phone. no matter who it is or what its about, I'll always put it off unless its absolutely urgent

>>68165789
what happened

>>68165740
ah no it might be too much lad
i cant walk straight

>>68165760
Lads

tried to call but I got the answerphone
zooted out my nut I need to leave the plants alone

>>68165692
iim a prfoessional ugger mate me and you mate... your mug is one mug id mug muggishly lol jacob rees mug off you PRICK YOU TWAT PRICK

>>68165635
we treat it like WWE, they like booing certain posters and get excited when i tell them so and so started a feud with so and so
they really enjoyed the poleaboo storyline, office walls were plastered in godzilla and spiderman posters for a time

>>68165707
don't they know he's a failure?

Imagine being unironically from Rutland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIS8RhU8JQE

>>68165726
William I la

>>68165767
cute

>>68165814
u wot

>>68165794

same

have to write myself a script every time

>>68165726
Edward VIII

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>mfw thinking of all these old posters hurting
Chin up lads

>>68165753
alri

>>68165838
AJ tracey made 1 good song, got propelled into fame

all of his other songs are fucking shit

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The senpai think I have depression

Not going to lie they might be onto something

I didn't even think I had it to be honest but just took a test on the NHS and its very likely I might have it.

What should my next move be? I don't want to go in a psych ward

>>68165833
runtland

>>68165832
he isn't really though, he did a pretty good job managing a keeping a website of this size alive for so long

>>68165796
For some reason kelloggs has started talking shit about right wing parties, why my weetabix manufacturer is suddenly getting involved in politics is beyond me.

>>68165794
haha alri me

>>68165873
get out

wonder what riley is doing right now

>>68165877
thought kellog was a chicken or something
how's he talking shit

>>68165838
tearz he want to be a yank soooo bad

>>68165726
Are you a retard? She's been monarch for like 60 years. Who is older than that here?

I don't believe a lot of those answers

>>68165874
1: stop being a gay twat
2: get a gf because that's probably the extent of your problems

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>>68165895
quite clearly a multi millionaire by now

>>68165874
go to a gp, say you got a high score on the depressive test and would like to speak to a psych to see what they think should be done

they only put people in psych wards if they're dangerous, you'll get a combo of pills and therapy or just pills if they're lazy

>>68165794
don't mind if I'm at home alone and I know exactly what I'm calling for

but I HATE it at work when there's others around listening to me sperging, especially when I've been told to call X but don't really know what to say because I'm an incompetent little fuck

>>68165726
I don't acknowledge the British monarchy's dominion over Australia

>>68165919
me

>>68165919
Bet there's at least 1 geezer who posts here

>>68165874

You might kill yourself at any moment, section yourself

>>68165897
Not sure where the chicken came from, its cereal lad. Think the board must just be getting bored tbqh .

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/breitbart-news-declares-war-kelloggs-pulls-advertising-a7449256.html

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>I don't acknowledge the British monarchy's dominion over Australia

>>68165726
Corbyn first President of the United Democracy

>>68165874
>I might have depression because I'm a bit sad and my life is shit
Join the fucking club holy shit sick of all these runts who think their existential crisis is anything new or important.

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>>68165960
rooster then baka

>>68165875
complete failure to monetize a hugely popular website, a start up that went bust and yet he's providing advise to venture capital firms. What.

Do you think an 8 dart finish will ever be possible?

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>>68165933
that takes me back

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>tfw remember going on big-boys.com in the early 2000's after my older brother had started browsing it in 1999

haha........

It's Saturday lads. Went to a m8s bucks last week but was informed I wasn't invited to his wedding today. But that's alright ayyy yyyy

>>68165845
it's a choon mate
a good one too

https://youtu.be/sW8wFHyO7FM

>>68165919
There was one lad on /k who was 75 and an ex-soldier , talked about his time as a mercenary in Africa.

So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment since your last signing on date?

>>68165903
yeah i'm noticing this
still better than all that yank autotune lean dab shite

>>68165919
I am a 68-year-old Pakistani man.

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taking the runt for a walk

>>68165996
sounds a bit gay

>>68165866
Soilyhill mate

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Remember Ramsay MacDonald? This is him now, feel old yet?

>>68165972
how would you monetise a site like this without losing its charm, the lack of monetisation is why it is so popular imo lid

>>68165990
with enough research it's possible

>>68165838
stop posting this wannabe yank trap shite
why does every mc go to utter shit after they get a bit of recognition

going to go cycling with me mate today

vroom vroom

>>68165969
ah, makes sense, always reminds me of chicken run for some reason.

(((cooking))) me dinner
just putting pâté in the 'guette
some pickles in there too haha

>>68166018
FOB

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irl karen

Bros wife trying to set me up with someone. Not sure what to do.

If I asspie out, I like being able to make a clean break.

If I asspie out with a friend of my bros wife, then it has consequences.

>>68166008
did you sell me ket at a house party once?

>ceraels are now turning communist

is nowhere safe from the red menace?

>>68166023
yeah that's the question he had no answer to until he abandoned the project completely lol

imma leave a nigga smoking like a hot thermo

>>68166066
I dont think Greggs will ever betray us

>>68166049
Friendly Oral in Birmingham

>>68166052
>sergeant in the background ready to mash up any cunt who gets lairy with her

>>68166060
>having friends set you up with dates
in what world is this a good idea

>>68166061
I certainly did, Alfie. I crave your sister's flower - how broken in is she now?

>>68166060
i say you should try it desu

>>68166092
>lairy
what part of the country says this

need to get a job lads

lel i also remember being obsessed with the numa numa video after i found it on fark.com in 2004

kind of funny how old internet stuff seems so retarded and crap nowadays. dont understand how i didnt get bored of that shite

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>>68166114

>>68166123
racist

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seeing as AJ tracey has gone to shit, are we all agreed that dave is now /ourguy/

https://youtu.be/duX4t_1maig

can you lads please help me build up my 'dora image folder again

I recently moved to a new computer and forgot to back up all my old reaction images, I had quite the compendium

lips are all chapped ://

>>68166090
meet me at nightingale in 30mins

>>68166060
go for it, stop thinking about consequences and concentrate on keeping a lid on yourself you fruitcake.

marinating my beef

>voting to get your countrymen fucked over by big business and venture capitalists
>so out of hand that child poverty is at all time high
>then pretending to be patriotic
tories are bellends

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>>68166142
highly recommend this desu
use it every day and it makes my lips really soft and it smells nice

no homo

business idea: employ someone to find a job for you who then employs someone to find a job for them who then employs someone to find a job for them and so on and so on

>>68166145
bender
come to arcadian and I'll buy you a jager

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>>68166123
You're the man now dog

the chaps are all lipped
make of that what you will

>>68166060
This is a turbo normie thing to do, definitely NOT safe territory for a /brit/ autist. I know I barely keep my autism from people I know

>>68166171
wew lad where is this from

>>68166171

Is that a shoop, or actually her? She almost looks fuckable.

>>68166137
just say something very pseudo-intellectual-esque

I'm sure you'll trigger them

be quick though, quickdraw janny make get to them before you do

>>68166170
a bit homo 2bh

>>68166171
nice

>>68166145
Okay

some spacker walked by me today and whispered "oh oh i got stamina" while making direct eye contact

he walked off like nothing happened

ah yes american sports

https://i.imgur.com/6IBX0z0.gifv

>>68166174
normie pleb
come to lab11 and i'll buy you a gurner

>>68166171
would

>>68166196
ye probably but it's not because i know i'm straight so nothing is homo

>>68166171
thats not her real legs

>>68166170
>>68166142
bent twats. i've never had chapped lips. how does it even happen

>>68166142
here let me help ;)
*unzips trousers*
*rubs slightly erect penis on your lips*
hmm.... better hun? x

>>68166182
so randum xpp

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>>68166187
>wew lad where is this from

/tv/, dunno where they got it from

>>68166177
>""people"" who didn't go on ytmnd before 4chan

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>>68166230

>>68166172
This makes no sense, the first person you employ therefore has a job.

>>68166226
cold out

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>aj tracey went shit after naila

>>68166145
>>68166174
Why is Birmingham so shit?

Said it before, I'll say it again.

I could literally bash every single person in this thread.

>>68166177
>CAPTAIN
>JEAN-LUC PICARD
>OF THE USS ENTERPRISE

gf wants me to go to church on sunday

I told her I would not step foot in a house of lies

>>68166203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB-AcTjAgac fucking yanks always killing people in sports

>>68166238
found it i believe

http://celebmafia.com/maisie-williams-nylon-magazine-may-2016-cover-pics-515984/

>>68166203
[insert Hillsborough reference here]

>>68165967
mate i will not lie, i never thought i had it

and then my sister came back from uni and said "dont you think you might have depression" and i nearly choked up, heart was in my mouth, then it all made sense

>>68166245
a better job then

>>68166238
looks like a shoop

In the merry month of June, From my home I started,
Left the girls of Tuam, Nearly broken hearted,
Saluted me father dear, Kissed me darling mother,
Drank a pint of beer, My grief and tears to smother,
Then off to reap the corn, And leave where I was born,
Cut a stout blackthorn, To banish ghost and goblin,
In a brand new pair of brogues, go rattling o'er the bogs,
Frightening all the dogs, On the rocky road to Dublin.

>>68166261
excellent post

>>68166250
wifey riddim is not a valid tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns_0zp00UQk

>>68166209
sound meet me by the blue belle suite

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drunk again lads

would genuinely pay for maisie williams to reach into my arsehole and rip out my intestines and choke me with them while penetrating me with her sword from game of thrones

>>68166290
agreed tbf

down the xans with the ballantine

>>68166254
it's ugly but a great city to live in desu

>>68165355
this 2bh

>>68166261
>>68166241
>PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GODSH SHAKE

>>68166308
literally this

England is European, deal with it!

>not having chapped lips and hands

a man who spends all of his time indoors

>>68166298
>Runtinghamshire

what are these paki thing they have these days that everyone talks about? I understand they're popular in london?

>>68166307
Its shit and there's fuck all to do, clubs are full of bellends and dodgy as fuck

>>68166290
wifey riddim was before naila

kids these days
>>68166303
it is though

>>68166326
doesn't work that well

try replacing first letter with either f or c or maybe even d

>>68166346
worst track off the front

>naila, wifey riddim

ah yes a world-class discographiqué

mind if i wile out lads

have you lads seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ

why isn't shakespeare's richard 3 the patron saint of /brit/?
he was an ugly autist who dreamed upon the crown, got the girl despite his looks, caught the crown, then enjoyed a murderous reign before dying a glorious death in battle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxnXgYPnKg

>>68165355
10 3 5 6 2 4 1 9 8

rollin' 10 gal up in that skwad

>>68166373
seen zinc live, he was very good

>>68166358
BEST track off the front
grime choons don't need a chorus

>>68166294
it's 10 am man, get it together

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http://ckjcwf.ytmnd.com/

I'm like kubrick

with two bricks

and hoes on the strip

>>68166413
>>68166413
>>68166413
>>68166413

>>68166261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
wew

can girls with big roasties fuck your arsehole with them?

>>68166276
Depression hasn't become massively common because it's somehow afflicting more people, its just a trendy excuse to validate people's shortcomings. I know I'm a lazy shit with no ambition, confidence or friends for instance, and I'm frequently sad about all of these things, it would be incredibly easy for me to label myself as 'depressed' but nevertheless probably an overstatement and excuse.

>>68166334
>it's shit
ad citadel, ignored
>there's fuck all to do
there's plenty to do, what do you like?
>clubs are full of bellends
this is always true everywhere
>dodgy as fuck
nah just stay out of my endz and you'll be sweet cus

>>68166447
RumCola fucked me with hers