I'll kiss you if you tell me your country's secret

OK OK I ADMIT, WE REALLY INVADED IRAQ FOR OIL, 9/11 WAS CONDUCTED BY THE CIA AND NIXON WASN'T ACTUALLY A CROOK. WE IMPEACHED HIM BECAUSE TO BE HONEST, WE JUST HATED HIM, THATS ALL!!!!!

we made carrots orange
orange carrots do not exist in nature but we sold everyone orange carrots to the point where everyone believed carrots are supposed to be orange and no one bought other color carrots anymore

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>>68160262
we've got gold mines

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no thank you

Finland does not actually de-facto exist in this dimension. We are currently memeing ourselves into existence and as soon as we exist enough we will begin the conquest.

>>68160262
We are able to build 200 nukes but our politicians are faggots.

>>68160262
We have to destroy Europe a few times per century to keep being the #1 in Europe

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>>68160583
Heh

>>68160779
Great quality picture Ahmed.

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>>68160383

we're not cool

>>68160262
>>68161540
great quality picture takahashi

>>68161540
That's not a kiss.

>>68161618
That's not a secret.

>>68160262

After nazi Germany, no country has sterilized as many undesireables as Sweden has.

Also, pretty much everything modern medicine knows about tooth decay comes from Swedish studies in which retards were force fed candy to rot their teeth so the process could be studied at an accelerated rate.

Brazil is actually good, we try to hate it because we don't fit its culture

now fucking kiss me

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>>68160262
>country's secret
Fenno-Swedes are beaten in the streets

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>>68161618
don't lie

>>68160779
Based desu

We don't actually like bullfighting

It's mostly for tourists

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>>68161758

Nobody actually sleeps siesta on workdays, since we have the same working hours like the rest of the developed world. Some people do it on holidays but siesta is by no means a necessity.

D-don't kiss me, I fear women ;_;

>>68161840
>>68161990
Spanish culture is dying

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>>68162052
Good.

>>68160262
Canada isn't a real country

>>68160262
We are actually an oil producing country too

we exterminated 1 millon amerindians and sent another million africans to a memewar

>>68160262
you should fry fries twice

Svingen staves rett fram
This is a Norwegian secret joke

>>68160262
[spoiler even though it doesn't work here]
We blame our neighbours for everything but actually the main source of misery in Poland are and always were dumb Poles themselves.
[/spoiler]

>tfw you just want to marry a qt japanese waifu and live the rest of your life in peace

>>68160262
Russia has only three months of summer.

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We like cats.

>>68163763
Summer has only three months.

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If someone nuke the Rio de Janeiro and northeast of Brazil, we will higher the IDH and PIB per capite to like a first world country.

Start shit, lose, and pay, but have Germany lose and pay much more.

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>>68164129
That's not a secret though.

>>68164079
>PIB

GINI, for God's sake.

>>68160779
I don't see the problem

few things in life are most disgusting that coalburners ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

we are an enormous threat to ourselves and others, as there is lots of powerful people here, but most of us are completely irrational

If I recall right we're technically still at war with the UK.

>>68160383
HA! I KNEW NIXON WAS BASED!

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>>68164302
whatever

>>68163763
So do we

>>68164722
that isn't war
there's a word for it, but I can't find or remember it

>>68165194
>that one state in the West

What went wrong? Too many Peruvians?

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>>68165194

>taxa de analfabetismo
>taxa de anal

>>68160779
>did you notice that your daughter Jinju likes rap music Sevey boy? She likes rap music. What else does she like? Black cock?

>>68168459
I have my doubts someone actually said that on goybook.

>>68160383
but you didn't impeach Nixon
he resigned

>>68160262
K-dog should be president.

>>68160262
Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the Government is lying about 9/11.

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We want the US to invade us

>>68171628
Invade Texas then
Your dream will come true

>>68171668
They'd have better luck invading California. Texas actually has a pretty decent national guard and lots of military shit is there.

>>68160262
we have shit internet
oh, you said secret