/brit/

>>68158267
Greater London

MI AH DA RUFFEST
MI AH DA BADDEST
MI LUV AH GYALDEM
MI LUV AH MANDEM

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outrageously hench tune

https://youtu.be/YcyfQcdUuWY

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yen

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Nutt

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Our politicians are spineless, careerist cunts, every one of them.

Need a proper clear out now

>>68158304
actually looks very nice there

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reeelly makes u fink

A man who was on Facebook Live crashed while driving at 100mph (186km/h).

Onasi Olio-Rojas, 20, was filming himself while weaving in and out of traffic on US Route 6 in Providence, Rhode Island, when he lost control of his car on Wednesday.

>>68158361
reported

>>68158363
dead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99v_6H2m74E

TUNE

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>>68158361

LibDem Surge in the works lads, Richmond Park is just the beginning

Predicting an outright majority after the 2020 election, screencap this

>>68158304
very nice

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post your (you) count from the last thread

>>68158406
Fuck off westmids

>>68158404
dunno if i should drink tonight or tomorrow

(probably both)

>>68158403

no

>>68158304
That's a nice maisie pic. Her eyes look somewhat symmetrical.

Can I save it?

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>>68158363
>>68158403

He was moved from Critical to 'Fair' Condition this morning according to a quick google of the wogs name.

If he survives I hope they throw the book at him.

>>68158316
BBC somewhat redeemed themselves with based Andy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG5sEnfvzgE

>>68158367
cage status: rattled

What are lib dems policies?

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>>68158345

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>CBC (((Comedy)))

hasn't been anything good on CBC since Corner Gas

its not like this shit is new for the CBC though, pic related.

>>68158432
>(probably both)
should be this imo

>>68158455
ok if you insist

>>68158304
very nice

>>68158427
I got 10

all in the first 120 posts, then it completely trailed off and I didn't get a single one

>>68158409
>Sat-Nav Selby
>The Molester from Leicester
>The Torturer
>Black Beater

Howling

>4 /brit/s

uh-oh...

>>68158412
Anti-Brexit uprising

absolutely rolling in the (You)s this thread so far
next round on me

>>68158449
Fucking hell Canada

YOU LITTLE CHEEKY BASTARD
YOU LITTLE CHEEKY TWAT

couldn't hack being a politician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn3vuKEgTbs

>>68158512
>you will never sire a cheeky bastard in a cheeky twat
such is life

Daily reminder that it is NOT OKAY to judge a person based on their physical appearance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VWMOIRmzxg

If you say things like "Oh, I'm just not sexually attracted to fat women", or "Hey, you should consider changing your diet because those fizzy pops are unhealthy", then you're probably a bigoted fuck.

straight up and DAN

>>68158532
toplel

>>68158512
#teamafghan

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>>68158449
I don't have a lot of hope for many countries in Europe but Canada and Sweden are truly the only two countries I believe are beyond repair. Canada cannot be saved.

>>68158503
post more 'se

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post brazillians

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmUOJR-GwA

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>>68158505
desu the viewership for a lot of these programs is practically nothing and the CBC runs a massive deficit because it barely makes money (only the radio affiliates make enough to support themselves)

but the Government keeps it afloat with loads of cash.

at least its better than the ABC

>>68158542
bbc 3

a channel so shit it was taken off television

>>68158562
Canada isn't that bad desu, its mostly memes.
we are far better off than Europe and still have a healthy civic society.

>>68158576
me on the bottom left

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>>68158565

>>68158480
>>68158512
>>68158559
>>68158570
>>68158576
>>68158584
have some on me lads

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Really makes me think

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size of them gnashers

looks like a spitting image puppet

>>68158599
Yeah but you show literally no signs of stopping. Everywhere else is seeing at least some surge on the right.

>>68158562

Some of Canadian will survive. The Maritimes are like the eastern euro states - economically dependent on the rest but don't attract immigrants and keep to their own culture.

>>68158446
weed
nhs reform
referendum on brexit deal

it's a while from 2020 and their not the opposition so they don't collate their stance on everything yet

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>>68158532

>>68158446
say things to get more seats

6'1'' black woman is really into me. I'm 5'8'' neon white manlet. It's honestly pretty much a LaFonda scenario out of napolion dynamite. I don't know how this happened. I feel so fucking small walking around with her it's mental. She has the best rack and ass I have ever seen though, big legs and thighs, I would seriously let her sit on my face until I died. Even I would laugh at myself if I saw me with her in the street though it's literally ridiculous. Would any of you have the front to date and walk about with a woman so much taller and bigger than you?

>>68158576
Needs a 'dora 2bh

>>68158613
Ah yes
Poorthern Pireland

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>Canada isn't that bad desu, its mostly memes.
>we are far better off than Europe and still have a healthy civic society.

to all JFs that may be lurking, yes that means you paddys

>>68151370

>>68158607
Never reply to me again

>>68158570
better
https://youtu.be/2bidJTn-V8A

what a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz74WBMxvgU

>>68158626
MUMMY

>>68158637
>a party representing the interests of the electorate
what bastards

>>68158648
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

>>68158681
agreed

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>>68158345
>>68158448

>>68158626
absolute milkers

shocked to find out she's married to James O'Brien, opposites attract I guess

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me on the right

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The gf

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>>68158622
>implying there isn't here
this lad is all over the news here now causing a fuss, and the Tories were in power for a decade which is the only reason why leftists were so riled up here.

besides right wing populism is pretty distasteful as well and Canadians are moderate by nature.

>>68158642
If I saw a man on the street with a taller gf I would just assume they're rich or very charismatic desu

I wouldn't be so self conscious about it, especially since 5 ft 8 is only slightly below average if you set aside /fit/ faggotry.

I am Nova Scotia.

>>68158699
>ulsterman glasses
screaming

>>68158724
we are all nova scotia

>>68158449
Even the Prairies aren't safe. Will Regina be renamed "Allahville" since honoring earthly monarchs is haram?

>>68158613
>poorthern direland

need to update my cyanogenmod and I'm really scared

Housemates gf is over nearly everyday

Bet she thinks this is basically her house

>>68158642
>ass

Fuck off yank

>>68158532
>gets elected by a 70% remain region
WHY ARE YOU AGAINST BREXIT U BITCH

>>68158532
Even if you said that the sky is blue as a politician you'd have hundreds of people saying you're wrong

>>68158758
wasn't a fan of this last year desu, they'd be over for like a week without going home

i was probably just jealous though desu

>>68158648
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>>68158648
dog bless

So we all agreed to do a meetup in Manny once HS2 is complete?

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>>68158761

>>68158782
>the sky
>blue

choose one

>>68158842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ullySk0G5Vk

>>68158698
>she's married to James O'Brien,
no she isn't

>>68158821
Had a tutor when I was on my IT apprenticeship who was a priest from Ghana and ended his emails with 'stay bless'.

>>68158839
Don't forget all the Islamophobia after 9/11 :(

tube of stale pringles for dinner lads

>>68158779
Rasheed

Might backup my collection of lewd webms to the cloud

>>68158682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tUQ70-Ngz0
:^)

I will kill Reddit Flags

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>Why yes, I am Irish. How did you know?

>>68158740
I don't see Muslims getting much influence here in the future, what they have now is tenuous at best since everyone else is fed up with them.

what I worry about more is being taken over by international elites, Chinese and Indian billionaires buying up industry and property, basically taking over the country then forming "colonies" of their own people here.
we are being colonized again and no one is doing anything against it because we have no unity.

>>68158842
I want to put my willy in her willy

>>68158877
living the dream

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>Lib Dem surge

>>68158872
stay bless

>>68158894
me first lol

>>68158894
Define "Reddit flags"

Who /atworktomorrow/ here?

>>68158898
>>68158885
Careful now. Down with this sort of thing.

grim song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkzLvTWj2bg

lib dem labour snp coalition 2020

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>Why yes, I do indeed hail from Canada

I am going to make nuclear fusion work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hShKWIL7VXQ

why the fuck do canadians have their milk in bags?

what the fuck

>>68158909
actually threw up a little

http://www.strawpoll.me/11782924

>>68158948
Going to buy that

>>68158920
>Ý

>>68158910
He got sacked after I left for showing the class the answers to a test lel

Can't wait for the Labour Tory Lib Dem SNP coalition in 2020 lads

>>68158967
emulating ur mum

>>68158953
it already works
you can make a nuclear fusion reactor in your kitchen if you want, it just won't produce a power surplus.

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d'aww poor reece

>>68158934
Don't go soft on them, they neither understand nor are worthy of sympathy

>>68158983
Plaid Cymru official opposition

>>68158921
They asked me to work overtime tomorrow, little did they know I already went to work with the flu
Going to stay home for a couple of days, it's almost worth not being able to breathe

lab lib would be alright i reckon

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>>68158966

>>68158970
>>68158971
>>68158975
disgusting

really given up on things lately lads
all I wanna do is eat but i don't feel hungry anymore, and no food sounds good
Probably just gonna start living off half a tub of peanut butter chocolate ice cream a day with some water from the bathroom sink when im thirsty

>>68158976
I guess he didn't stay blessed.

>>68159010
well yeah it works but takes more energy than it produces
i will make it EFFICIENT

>>68159014

ah yes, "the blues"

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>>68158576

>>68158945
And yet, the Tories would still get a majority

>>68159018
Sounds great

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>>68158695
kek

Trainlad posted a new video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8UJbhrCN3E

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need more memes like this

>>68158967
Why not?

Why do people vote for the conservatives?

>>68159018
Might as well import Sinn Fein to bolster things a bit.

post grime

>>68159049
*tags >>68159028*

Soros is playing 4D chess. Trump winning was all part of his plan.

NEED to achieve the 3Bs by 30

Barrett
Build
in
Basildon

>>68159064
they don't want a labour government

>>68159064
pay less taxes

3 black winegums in this pack so far lads

not impressed

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>>68159058

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>fantastic
>fantastic
>fantastic
>amazing
>exceptional

Words that I wouldn't use to describe Pakistan and Pakistanis.

Remember when they false flag'd Jo Cox and never spoke of it again after it failed to work?

>>68159064
Because they thought they were actually going to Brexit.

>>68159064
The Tories aren't exactly something to write home about but the state of the other parties is absolutely abysmal

>>68159064

because they agree with their policies and shit

>>68159049
ffs am no crumpet loooooool

>>68159088
Don't forget assitant sales manager at the local audi dealership

>>68159070
good post
https://youtu.be/MmeNlwBahjo
https://youtu.be/RhdeDSilk0s

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>>68159026
wouldnt it be nice to live together

in the kind of world where we belong

>>68158975
>guy singlehandedly spams the board with the SHART IN MART
>it's successful and catches on
>guy singlehandedly spams the board with Ý
>no follow up
/int/ is so fickle

>>68159064
They hate the working classes

Time for revolution 2bh

>>68159064
Why not?

>the Independent
more like the lefty facebook clickbait-dent

>>68159095
Haven't had any winegums in a while
Shall be getting some tomorrow

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8rULrp_J5E

listening to slint

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>>68159137

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>surprise, sometimes, will come round
>I will surprise you sometime
>I'll come round
>when you're down

Very odd how in the UK you say stuff like "Labour supporter" for people who vote for a certain party while we say stuff like "Democrat".

>>68159095
racist

>>68159145
That was their original title but the Guardian had already patented it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00ikilDxW4

only good greenday song

>>68159145
Haha alright Keith mate I heard your missus is looking for you down the pub. Sounded pretty pissed too, good luck hey haha

>>68159095
Thank you for your referral >>68159146, 1 red winegum has been added to your account

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just copped

>>68159188

woah...

>>68159099
as long as he doesn't need to go there and meet Pakis he can afford to say that

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>>68159134
Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
We could be married
And then we'd be happy...

>>68159188
FAT

>>68159188
Well you can hardly say "I'm a labour" and "labourite" sounds silly

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>>68159134

>>68159188
you call people conservatives though, and lib dems, just labour's awkward to make into a title

5 (FIVE) BLACK WINEGUMS LADS FFS

margaret get my writing pen, yes yes, the mont blanc

>>68159195
they are currently doing a much better job at that than the guardian desu
well from what i see on my facebook news feed anyway

TAX THE RICH, CLASS WAR NOW

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>>68159188
Very odd how
>be american
>get shot

>>68159220
um does HE come with the shirt? :)

>>68159267
cracking post

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>>68158966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxxkwBQk_o

>>68159227
>>68159238
uncanny

very sleepy

>>68159263
>guardian maintains some semblance of journalistic integrity
>crashing with no survivors
ah yes... the internet age...

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ah yes fancy a yogurt now

>>68159244
>>68159235
Fair enough, I've also seen "Tory supporter" and "Lib Dem supporter" in use for those who consistently vote for those parties without actually being registered members.

>>68159267
Ah yes, the famous British banter

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

Canadians reply to this so i can ban you now

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>inventor of general tso's chicken died

RIP MY NIGGA

>>68159064
because labour are shit and ukip is a protest vote

>>68159267
haha jesus christ america btfo

>>68159326
>yogurt

Fuck off yank

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I do wish police pages wouldn't shame nonces like this, it's a bit rude

also this guy went to the same school as me (though many years below me)

>>68159302
saw an article where the Independent claimed the eu ruled time travelling to work will count as work and they slyly put in the article that it's only for mobile workers and the comments are filled with arrgggg I hate old people we won't get this because we're leaving the eu

mongs

>>68159345
There was a real General Tso?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKPYihvNaHM

tune

>>68159064
they don't according to yesterday mate hahaha

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>>68159285

so many neeks itt

might join the Tories lads, can't see any downsides desu

>>68159367

he should've converted to islam and they'd leave him alone

>>68159369
>time travelling to work
literally what
also use punctuation you mobileposting cancer

>>68159338
Is that Sam Hyde in the pic?

>>68159367
>wish police pages wouldn't shame nonces like this
t. nonce

>>68159423
Will personally execute you during the 'volution

he's the best comedian of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVlzoz6dTDQ

>>68159345
i had that a few days ago

F

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>>68159369
>time travelling to work

Is pizza okay if its been sitting out in room temperature for 12 hours

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>>68159367

http://www.strawpoll.me/11783076

>>68159433
>>68159475
commuting etc

>>68159423
I'm going to wait until the next GE before joining a political party
Not a huge fan of the so-called Conservatives but Labour is absolutely dire, Lib Dems have no chance at the moment, I don't think UKIP knows what it will be doing next week and the rest of them are meme parties

>>68159423
This; might join the Republicans in my lifetime.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/02/identity-politics-donald-trump-white-men

>‘Don’t play identity politics!’ The primal scream of the straight white male

she doesn't realise it's over

>>68159500
through time?

>>68159478
don't eat that it's how you make mustard gas

>>68159492
not
a
word

>>68159367
so is rochdale paedo paradise or something

>>68159449
I'm not a nonce, but shaming them like this is just wrong.
and you should see the comments as well, it's just lots of toxic comments like "OOGA BOOGA WE SHOULD HANG HIM OOGA BOOGA CUT OFF HIS NUTS GrRRR"
it's dumb

especially considering the guy was just a hebephile/ephebophile and not an actual paedophile, but everyone just bunches those terms together under PEDO so everyone just gets more angry over it

business idea: build a fission reactor in my back yard

doing a sit down wee lads

>>68159540
underaged faggot, fuck off

>People expecting me to read posts longer than 30 words
I shan't be doing so, I simply shan't

>>>/b/713852684

>>68159520
just pointing out hypocrisy where she sees it la

>>68159540
Global Rule 2

>>68159345
F

>>68159558
haha fat bastards

>>68159567
How does that madman swaglord keep getting away with it?

>>68159468
Holy shit how can this be delivered in public and receive positive feedback

>>68159520
They don't care, their job is to generate as many clicks as possible and you shouldn't aid them in that.
t. friends with many journalism students and have it on good authority that they're literally taught to be as inflammatory as possible for that reason

>>68159629
>reporting a swaglord post as if anything will happen

>>68159540
>[Deleted]

:^)

doing a listen to so-called music

>>68159561
>>68159569
I suspect he meant younger

Boggles my mind that there are kids born on 2000 that are 16

Fuck sakes my cousin is in 10th grade

Where did the time go

>>68159694
Hopefully

>>68159629
Why? It's not breaking any rules, especially not on /b/

>>68159729
you'll die in your sleep tonight

im back lads
anyone up for a good hard bumming?
my colleague in essex will be happy to receive you

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>>68158642
you can do this

me

aaahahaha
announce reports get absolute btfo by el janitore

>>68159720
don't think so

>>68159729
rip

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>Brits call anal "poo poo sex"
lmao

Why are fat blondes with cute faces the only type of girls I can pull

Even ugly skinny slags aren't into me

shagged a girl born in a different millennium to me

>>68159729
sleep tight

>>68159752
not everythings fucking about you

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>>68159755

why are triband flags so shit? honestly the only one that looks presentable is etsi/frog.

>>68159780
yes it is i'm a narcissist 'member

>>68159777
nonce
or
underage v&

>>68159787
because everyone looked at france and thought "oh hey their flag is pretty good, let's have our own based on their design"
and now flags are shit everywhere

>>68159798
eeeeeeEEEEEEEE

>>68159800
me on the left wiv da benis

>>68159783
XD

>Hillary concedes
>Two weeks later she basically unconceeds
ah yes

>>68159813
i just dont understand, looking back at the old flags of these places they had some CHOICE flags. but so many places replaced them with africa-tier triband. its a shame really.

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But there in the mirror on the wall
I see the dream is fading
From the contender to the brawl
The ring, the rose, the matador, raving

And when I die I'll die a drunk down on the street
He will count me out to ten in clear defeat
Wrap the Starry Plough around me
Let the piper's air resound me
There I'll rest until the lord of love I meet

Hello. My name is Ishaq and I am originally from Pakistan Azad Kasmir. How do you do.

>>68159798
your worst Dan Ji hadith

>>68159774
opposite for me
only skinny girls come after me but I want THICC bad girls

might have to knock my block off lads

might get a beer
just one

>>68159783
>back before people actually wrote out "my face when" instead of mfw
honestly forgot we used to do this, actually

>>68159901
excuse me

never had a drink of alcohol in my life and im 23, is this weird for a turboneet?

Yeah you are beautiful

But you don't mean a thing to me

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It saddens me greatly that the new generation of "Irish" kids aren't into fighting, drinking or manual labour

Think we've been struck by that middle class softness :(((

Wish we were poor again

>>68159895
Ishaq'd your mum last nite

tasty: my bonner
suck it: you
semen: will come out

>>68159774
settle for one and put her on a strict diet until she realises she's too good for you and repeat

make the world a better place

>>68159895
see you motherfuckers you're from azad kashmir and that
see md yeah LAWHORE straight lawhore bro
we don't roll round in fucking honda civics
straight BEEEEEMER beemer bro

>>68159774
>tfw tall pale skinny white guy in Vancouver
>tfw asian girl bait
>tfw find them repulsive

>>68159893
and its hot
ya need another drink whatcha think
all a brother gonna do is go outside
and smoke a blunt in the car and then come back
and get some love in the club and it's hot
ya need another drink whatcha think
all a brother gonna do is go outside
and smoke a blunt in the car and then come back
and get some love in the club

>>68159964
really upsets me that she got that medal, did nothing to earn it. only diminishes the value of it for people who actually do something heroic.

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>tasty: my bonner
>suck it: you
>semen: will come out

>>68159955
similar thing here
I'm 19 and I've only drunk on two occasions
One was having a pint when I turned 18, and the second time was when I went to this Karaoke thing in Beijing and got a bit drunk

sometimes I think I should just quit my job and devote myself full time to being a mother

>>68159774
I have exactly this problem.
Chubby blondes seem to like me a lot, even runty skinny girls not so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgLSG8jwX3g

tune

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gf found the slags folder

>>68159996
big chun

My skin may be black but I'm not a nigger
I'm one of you guys I promise

>>68159964
its the same here
people don't go outside anymore or want to work hard

I can't really criticize since I don't go /out/ as much as I used to either though my job is labour intensive.

>>68160005
We have an honours system here and often they're given out to worthless cunts too.

>>68160045
Post slags.

>>68159964
all those things are negative stereotypes from foreign people you absolute mongoloid bar one

>>68160050
>inb4 long argument about race

hate this episode

>>68160037
>>68159774
Same here lads. I don't like skinny girls anyway. Last bird I penetrated was a chubby blonde with a nice face.

>>68159982
I wish there were Asians here that I could get with. I always wanted to try an Asian girl

>>68160050
>nigger
bit racist

>>68160020
i just have no interest if im honest with you, couldn't be bothered to leave my computer long enough to buy drinks.

>>68160058
The important ones aren't.

>implying anyone cares about the Order of the British Empire

just want to sleep for the night
might take some melatonin

>be me
>be fat cunt
>start losing weight
>losing weight
>still want to eat
Will the desire to stuff my fave with jaffacakes ever go away?

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really lonely

haha nah I'll be alright (might not though lol)

>>68160090
current girl I'm seeing is asian

highly recommend

>>68160067
Yeah if you weren't born in the late 90s you'd realise all those "stereotypes" are true for us, I'm proud of them. Little Anglo rent boy you are. Fuck off and die. Soft little shit.