/brit/

/cum/

There's a black Santa at Mall of America lads

Inshallah brothers

NO NOT THE LEAF

JANNY SAVE US

>>68156686
that's Krampus you plebe

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kay-on

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who else /liestogetoutofsocialising/ here?

abortion is fine
weed is fine
gays are fine
immigration is fine
religion is shit

Been watching all the terminators for the first time this week. Just got half way through 4 and decided it's absolutely garbage.

>>68156730
Edgy

>>68156671
>neckbeards flirting with each other with manga crops and chicano shitposting
worst general on the board, delete this now

>>68156739
none of this is remotely edgy you dribbling retard

I've just eaten a chipper for tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZMLfanFfc

>>68156725
yep

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>>68156724
you were caught getting some food with your gf earlier

>>68156725
No socializing for me to be getting out of m8

>>68156767
not anymore sadly

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>what's wrong with durham

>>68156767
Whatever you say, Mr. Edgelord

looking forward to another exciting episode of /brit/ where we all argue about religion

>>68156779
Lucky you

don't care if babies die

children shouldn't be considered human until they're at least 3 years old and the parents should reserve the right to kill the kid up till that point

>>68156767
Careful with all that edge lad

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>tfw I'm a 10/10 and the only reason I've a virgin is because I intimidate women with my looks and they think I'm too good for them

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yank tourists

abortion is fine
weed is fine
gays are fine
immigration is shit
religion is fine

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The gf

Scarborough best town

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>be southerner (not from london)
>95% white
>pretend to be a londoner and poke fun at 80% white northern counties
>northerners call me a paki
>london rasheeds scurry out of the woodwork to defend their bretheren

was it me this time? or was it somebody else

you can't possibly tell

>>68156827
lol how many straps do you need for a tiny backpack.

Did you London lads see the bus fire today?

>being an unironic rasheed apologist
you religious lads confuse me

>>68156814
the issue with abortion is that it's random
if it was eugenic it would be better

I'm borrowing somebody's MacBook while on a trip. This is so fucking shit to use, I might just go back to using my phone for internet. What kind of runt willingly subjects himself to this, let alone pays exorbitant amounts of money for it?

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Tried to teach my students some Irish today. They just laughed at me and told me there was no such thing.

>>68156794
>>68156801
>>68156821
>>>/pol/

Important

>>>/pol/101221244

>>>/pol/101221244

might watch bill and ted for the 12th time

>>68156859
did you see the car fire in boston?

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Lads, how to make friends in small town? Getting v lonely.

>>68156859
more info pls

t. bus nerd

>>68156827
why do they all have backpacks?
what could they possibly need to carry around for their walk about some British town?

>>68156827
>be American
>visit European city
>dress either like you're on a cruise to Tahiti or are hiking on a bike trail in the Appalachian Mountains
every time

>>68156854
>scurry out of the woodwork
howling

>>68156872
dude eugenics is wrong lmao haven't you seen gattaca?

>>68156860
I like Islam desu

>>68156686
you know what to do la

>>68156892
>caring about the elections of a non-country
wew lad

>>68156887
>>>/tumblr/

>>68156918
>Bus engulfed by fireball on Kingston High Street

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just realised something lads

the countryside here is completely artificial
its all been chopped up, re-shaped and sectioned off for agricultural use

>>68156920
extra food rations in case they run out during their trek of course

>>68156936
mudkip isn't even in the game
really makes you think

>>68156959
what do like about it?

>>68156953
that's genetic engineering though which I don't like at all because it opens up a whole new can of worms.

Eugenics of children has been practiced for thousand of years

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>>68156976
>britbongs will NEVER experience the untouched landscape of the South Island

>>68156953
nah where'd he leave it?

>>68156920
Trail mix and red bulls

>>68157011
BLEH!

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Watching "The Wicker Man", lads.
Pls don't ruin it for me.

>>68156982
its hardly as if they're in the woods though, there's probably a shop or restaurant on every corner
I don't see why you'd need more than a small mailbag at most.

>>68156968
I fucking live there, the one day I have business somewhere else in London something exciting besides university students becoming Islamic radicals finally happens.

having brEGGfast lads

get it? because i'm having eggs

>>68156976
only the agricultural bits you mong

which granted is plenty, but we do have tons of forest, especially in non-england

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>>68156872

is it random though? the poorest and dumbest are more likely to fall pregnant by accident, and the most likely to abort

>>68157037
there's this big man right and they burn it down in the desert and then they all take LSD and get super fucking high every year

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Why are always girls such fucking normoids lads?

Chatting with one and as far as i can work out the only films she's seen are rom coms and the only TV she watches is reality TV.

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FANCY SOME GINGER BEAVER, LADS??????????????????????

>>68157043
Go take pics it's still roped off

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anyone want this?

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This isn't appropriate lads.

Please leave positive comments or don't comment at all.

>>68157011
At least we don't get accidentally left off maps

>>68157055
>non england
whats even the point of the outer regions of greater england desu
you lads should just kys's

>>68157037
Nicholas Cage acts shitly

>>68157046
lol.

>>68157078
literally me at the bottom

>>68157102
can I have your autograph

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>>68157037
>the bit where the landlords daughter dances

Watched it with mates and every single one of us got a boner

>>68156968
good news, it wasn't built by me. One of our deckers that was built at another site went up in flames a while ago.

>>68157066
Why do you conflate 'normie' with 'plebeian'? You can be socially adept and have good taste mate.

>>68157055
>only the agricultural bits you mong
mate 95% of the countryside is for agricultural use, look on a map

>>68157069
yeah
have you got some?

>>68156976
You should see Amerigrids' Agriculture.

>>68157088
im from england mate x

we have lots of untouched forest here too x

Hi lads

>>68157085
Honestly enjoy the fact that the only memes related to NZ are that tame, like "le sheepfuggers" and "le poopyland"

Better than the memes about Sweden and Britain

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Fuck the feds

>>68157153
no we don't

>>68157124
You build busses for a living..?

Why are people so obsessed with "Hitler survived WWII" theories? What would that actually fucking change besides that he died in 1970s of dementia instead of in a bunker in Berlin?

>going on holiday in five hours
>haven't started packing yet

hHAHA EVERYONE LOOK AT ME AND HOW I BUCK CONVENTION AND LEAVE THINGS TO THE LAST MINUTE

>>68157139
She's not even socially adept lmao

Worst of both worlds

>>68157158
no one knows/cares enough about your country to research anything embarrassing

>>68157153
we really don't, look at a map
national parks are mostly agricultural too

only tiny woodland reserves scattered across the country but that's it

>>68157167
looks like that picture of the woman who bleached her autistic childs instestines

>>68157158
What's it like being Australia's Canada?

>>68157210
What about Scotland?

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>>68157066

>watching films or TV

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>>68157167

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpM4gsrPvn8

tune

>>68157183
well wire them since I'm a sparky but yeah, hope to go somewhere else though. maybe jaguar/landrover

>>68157242
Same, only ever have the telly on when I'm eating

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>>68157158
>enjoys being irrelevant

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Shan't be watching this then

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lads

Kissed my Muslim friend on the cheek as some bit of banter and now he won't talk to me anymore

Does he think he's my boyfriend now or something?

Why are Muslims so autistic?

>>68157232
Excellent desu

The rest of the world either doesn't know us or absolutely loves us

>>68157257
must have posted the wrong link

>>68157066
I asked a girl what the best film she'd seen recently was and she said "The Last Song" starring Miley Cyrus.

What shape is the universe lads?

>>68157218
It's that lean bruh

>>68157297
bender

going shops with the sole intention of purchasing goods for myself and no one else

>>68157297
they're super homophobic
good lad though, show him the liberal ways of our people

>>68157297
>having muslim friends

>>68157322
Potato shaped.

>>68157328
but it was just BANTER

>>68157297
he thinks you're gay and is plotting your death

>>68157285
Why not? He's not using the Lord's name in vain.

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Post music you would listen to en route to perform a night-raid on a Tokyo megacorp's datacentres.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVOe2oGoHLk

>>68157341
Humorless kraut

>>68157322
i heard it was like a polo, the mint with a hole

>>68157334
t. complains that muslims don't integrate

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>all these bongs talking about their rasheeds

>>68157297
muslims naturally deselect themselves out of friendship groups mate

they cant handle so much lads banter that it is inevitable

>no drink
>no slags
>no homo-erotic bantz

it was only a matter of time

>>68157352
We were with a girl and girls love it when a lad is comfortable with his own sexuality

If anything he should be thanking me.

>>68157141
>>68157182
>>68157210
weird
>Agriculture in the United Kingdom uses 69% of the country's land area
seems like a lot more in this for example:
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/61222000/jpg/_61222609_uk_habits_464.jpg

but my town is surrounded by natural forests everywhere you go, let alone dartmoor only a few miles away
bloody farmers

>>68157357
crying for a dead fag and his imaginary daddy to help you is pretty in vain if you ask me

>>68157364
>humor

Fuck off

>>68157322
It's all gone pear-shaped innit?

>>68157316
Unironically had a girl telling me how much she loved COD the other day.

Probably thought i was some kind of runt who wouldn find that so cool and attractive. I told her she was a pleb.

>>68157345
mate, none of my friends have ever tried to banter me by giving me a kiss

next you'll be pranking someone by giving him a blowie

>>68157379
>63%
bbaaaaahahahahah

>>68157379
Trump will lose in the recount of wisconsin, michigan and pen

>>68157405
>"friends"
>don't get kissed

Those aren't friends.
Hate to be the one to break it to you

>>68157396
t. believes that murdering children is a "human right" that women have

oi oi

>>68157322
the extents are spherical but internally there are wormholes and shit so the 4-dimensional topology is complex

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>>68157415
>white hispanics

>>68157379
t.Tyrone LeShawn

>>68157387

is this b8?

>>68157372
>implying I care if muslims integrate and don't just want them to leave either way

>>68157405
t. northern runt repressing his latent homosexuality

>>68157363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

Hope you bloody racists feel bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEhC0oM1aAo

wish i wasn't a mut

i just can't stop thinking about race

>>68157401
>>68157397
>>68157368
Should have expected these infantile responses in an anti-intellectual general such as this.

>>68157435
t. bender

I only kiss my gf

Reckon we should build a city in the most inconvenient location just to confuse the archaeologists of the future.

Added to my list of things to do if I ever get into power

>>68157403
Which CoD though? 1 through 4 are great games. Hell, even World at War is great and an argument could definitely be made for Modern Warfare 2.

Having said that, the same girl who told me about that Miley Cyrus film, also told me she played Fallout 4 for ten minutes in an attempt to impress me because she knew I thought it was shit.

Fawlty Towers is on BBC1 right now

I'm going to rate the small towns in the glasgow area

>Bearsden
FOB
>Dumbarton
grim
>Paisley
Lovely with some grim elements
>Barrhead/Giffnock/Newton mearns
characterless suburbia full of parasitic SNP statist middle class
>East Kilbride
alright
>Hamilton
Nice but robs you for parking and is too close to Motherwell
>Motherwell
grim
>Rutherglen
Nice and historic/good layout but nowadays grim
>Bellshill
No man's land
>Wishaw
Tumour on Motherwell
>Coatbridge
taigs. 'Nuf said
>Airdrie
especially grim. everyone's a junkie
>Cumbernauld
grim but easy to escape if you have a car
>Bothwell/uddingston
FOB
>Blantyre
grim
>Kirkintilloch
bit ordinary but not too grim yet
>bishopbriggs
aspiring hard working people not too far and not to close to the city

>Lanark
eternal GOAT

@68157415
@68157427
@68157453
Huh... the damage control was a lot faster than I expected. I was honestly just making a gimmick about our new Secretary of Defense and how awesome he is. But thanks anyways ;)

bit bored desu

>>68157481
>what is the entire Netherlands
already been done

>>68157462
hahaha chill out lad maybe don't be such a racist hmmm xx

>>68157481
birmingham's likely to be a puzzle
>hmmm so it's a manufacturing/export city
>and it's as far from the sea as possible

Greater London's flag kind of looks like Kiribati's flag

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>It's a ReviewBrah sits in his car episode

wish I was still 8 years old so I could get nonced again

it's a horrible feeling knowing they don't want you anymore

>>68157477
you honestly never kissed a lad just for a laugh? sound a bit insecure pal

>>68157485
ah thank you
this shall be a fine evening if it's a marathon

>>68157322
well, if god has any sense of humour at all, and he probably does since he bantered the fuck out of us in the bible, it's probably shaped like a willy

>>68157521

>poo peeland

>63%
this can't be true right lads?

>>68157439
I made

>>68157006 post

I don't know where I stand on abortion but I don't fucking think it's a good thing.

I don't need an imaginary sky man to give me a moral compass. It makes life difficult because it raises questions and concepts that are sometimes hard to grasp and harder to answer, sometimes impossible even within your whole lifetime, but it's better than lying to yourself and saying 'I don't need to worry about these complex moral issues because sky daddy is going to give me eternal bliss if i blindly follow some metizso race traitor in a gay hat in rome'.

>>68157494
What about Yoker?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfectchNtQM

>>68157532
howling

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>>68156997
its purity
its incredibly simple yet ideologically powerful. even their idea of God is boiled down the the most basic form, which is then represented through geometric design, again taking simple forms and making them grand and spectacular. its less tied up in the "human". there is also a much stronger degree of self perfection in striving to become the "perfect man" or al-Insan al-Kamil (like the Overman) whereby a man can attain this sort of enlightenment which Muhammad was claimed to have attained and become a sort of polar axis of the universe channeling the light of creation (like a Bodhisattva almost).
I think Christianity has forgotten this though it was more common in the past, ultimately though, Jesus is unattainable for man since he is God, unlike Muhammad.
its much more broad as well, sort of like Protestantism where any man can be "holy" and the higher ideas aren't locked up behind all sorts of theological gibberish which require a lot of education and reading to understand.

I don't like how cultish it is though and the severe degree of communal brow beating to keep everyone subservient and ideologically streamlined, its the main reason there have been so few schisms in Islam but it also creates a sort of hive mind mentality where people are utterly dependent on the social system to the point it invades every aspect of life forever.
a big reason why Islam is so shit now is because the social hierarchy of the past has utterly broken down.

>>68157363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRoWRZJCgio

>>68157547
Nope, that was in 2010, it's estimated at 56% now :^)

>>68157558
that's just a bit of dumbarton

>>68157547
its more like 55% nowadays

the 63% was from 2011, not including illegals

>>68157567
rasheed

>>68157477
>I only kiss my gf
I knew a lad who only kissed his gf.
He sucks cock for fun now.

>>68157554
Clearly you do, since you admit outright that you cannot make this moral decision on your own as it's apparently "too bloody hard" of a moral decision to make.

Do try not to embarrass yourself like this in future.

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>>68157567

>>68157476
It really is donut shaped though lad, just like a polo mint. It's why not only can you go in any direction but wormholes are a possibility (curved spacetime) that you don't get in a standard sphere

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apologize

Imagine being unironically a New Zealander haha

>>68157494
Do you rate Shawlands?

Hardmode: do not use the word paki.

>>68157547
what's this then

>>68157567
rashan't be reading an iota

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me and the missus

>>68157584
Good to know. Was thinking of getting the bus there tomorrow.

>>68157570
>>68157466
>>68157363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFVUePCkSE

>>68157587
You're literally retarded. Including illegals as 2016, it's 62.8%

>>68157602
>go in any direction

and never leave the universe because it just curves in on itself*

>>68157536
literally never

cos I'm not a bender

>>68157595
your boyfriend?

>>68157603
...what? Islam didn't even exist "a few thousand years ago"

>>68157567
I appreciate the (you) an all but if you think I'm reading a single word of that you're off your fucking rocker pal

>>68157603
Banter 2bqh

>>68157605
Just imagine being a slightly more depressed Australian

>>68157628

chickens need to check their privilege tbf

>>68157637
kek. imagine being this deluded

also 0-18 is probably around 30%

>>68157603
Holy fuck people are fucking retarded jesus christ

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>>68157637
>62%

>>68157363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxUxetFjmzs

>>68157606
>south side
FOB
also, city dweller . this discussion is not about you

if i see another fucknigga with a totes bag i might wild out

>>68157603
The Anglo-Saxons were actually black before the white William the Conqueror conquered and oppressed them...

gonna rate towns of the south devon area:
>plymouth
rough port city full of plebs, has a rush hour an hour earlier than everywhere else cos of the docks shift pattern
>exeter
posh student runts who couldn't get into oxford
>torquay
old victorian seaside town filled to the brim with scouse smackheads
>paignton
grimmest shithole imaginable
>totnes
DUDE and old school hippies who refuse to let anything be built ever
>newton abbot
farmers and pikeys
>bovey tracey
inbred yokels

Name three laws you would unmake to fix society if you could lads

>legalisation of contraception
>decriminalisation of adultery
>Jus soli

Keep literally everything the same apart from these, even all the equal rights shite, and the world would improve significantly.

>>68157637
50% IN OUR LIFETIME

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DNT TLK BAD ABUT LUNDUN

I LIEK LUNDUN!

>>68157704
t. virgin

>>68157645
I think it's just that you don't have any mates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJd2bHwVnLE

>6 foot 5 and built like a brickshithouse

>London
>>>/x/

>>68157710
I like London too :3

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>>68157724
howling

HOWLING

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Is this Emerald City's best looking couple?

>>68157671
>British Antarctic territory
wew lad

now im high really high

>>68157673
honestly it's not even funny to laugh at them anymore, it's just sad. European nations are definitely dying but America is arguably already dead. I doubt even Trump can fix the demographic situation there at this point.

>>68157699
thanks lad. I live to learn.

feels like I'm on the old /int/ again

What are some pleasurable objects to stick up the bumhole lads

younger niece sat on my lap lads
pretty sure she intentionally wriggled to give me a boner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShQOP3XPB60

banger

>>68157699
I know a family from Torquay

>>68157704
I'd make divorce a lot more difficult (especially with children involved) but also open up a lot of the marriage benefits to "common law" couples, so that people aren't getting married right away anymore because they feel like they need to.

I am back.
T. Gay Rasheed

>>68157767
nonce

gonna rate towns of the london area:
>london
shite

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>have to get up before noon tomorrow to pick up my car before the garage shuts because mr(s) schlomoshekelbergstein wouldn't let me go an hour early from work after getting a call telling me it was fixed

who th FUCK gets up that early on a saturday i mean come on now

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>>68157724
https://youtu.be/In6IEnj2kzo

>YFW TIC TAC STEAL YOUR IDEA BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE THEIR PRODUCT

>>68157765
toothbrush

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Just calcify my pineal right up fam.

>>68157776
the english one? theres 3 in aus

>>68157767
FON

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Yo I'm going on a family trip to New Zealand next summer, gonna be there 10 days. Where should we go? We're gonna hit up Auckland and Wellington and want to go to the South island but don't really have an idea of where there. Would like to see pic related minus the Finn. How shite is Christchurch after the quakes? Should we go to Queenstown or Dunedin? Recommended things? Are the Maori ooga booga giv benefits or bro-tier? My mom hates whiny brown people blaming da white man so if they're injun-tier, we'll definitely steer clear. North island recs are welcome too.

>>68157765

potato

>>68157723
that's a desperate bit of damage control battyman. it is also, funny enough, wrong.

stick to snogging your bf mate

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lads I am so HACKED off

there's this bird at work that I have good banter with, only thing is she's sometimes just outright nasty to me

wouldn't care if she wasn't so FUCKING CUTE

>>68157699
leave exeter alone mate please x

we have 120 thousand people and only perhaps 5 thousand are students

its a nice town really x

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>>68157767

>>68157812
Yeah in Devon
Looks real nice tbqh

>>68157795
pretty sure you spelled nice wrong m8

>>68157765
crucifix

>>68157814
Why are you posting this here? They don't belong to us anymore.

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Need a classy gf

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>be American
>be 62% white

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>>68157724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttHSsLg89IU

>Sorry the camera work is shaky I dont know why the hell my mum thinks its funny

just lit up the swisher

>>68157826
get negged on

>>68157757
American whites aren't dying out though, there's just been a big migration of Mexicans

Europe has it far worse since white people are legitimately dying off and being replaced

>tfw no middle-class Edinburgh gf

>>68157826
What has she said?

That can mean they like you m8

Watching Corrie
Havent a clue whats going on, can barely hear anything

>>68157826
man up you ponce

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>free movement of people continues
>paying to access the single market continues
How many of your Toryboys will actually admit to being cucked? Or are you still too ashamed and will make more excuses for your beloved party?

>tfw someone asks you what you spend all your money on and your say drugs and everyone has a joke and a laugh about my response but I'm not actually joking and I die a little bit inside

lol

having some clean water

>>68157858
worst part is she's more senior than me so whenever I banter her too hard she gets all cheesed off

she can suck a fart out my arse Tbh

>>68157869

good lad

words words words words words words

PUNCHLINE!

>>68157846
Didn't see an ausnz general aside from balt. I'm not gonna get a real answer there. I know plenty of Anglo cunts chill here

>>68157836
20,000 students and 3,000 support staff cus

>>68157866
went to livingston the other day as I heard good things but by god what a shithole. takes for ever to navigate by car. is not walkable and the shops are a lot less impressive than they will tell you.

>>68157821
I can tell even from the way you type you're a virgin with no mates hahaha I bet you do the virgin walk too

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me on the left

Theres an awful lot of whities in corrie
just 2 blackies so far

>>68157902
Screeching at this

>>68157836
Nah it's shit though see

https://youtu.be/L4r_a5adehs

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>nearly 2017

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might lease it

>>68157942
I wonder what these fucking rappers think of this tiny little white niggers tryna be cool around them

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>>68157942
>tfw no Sophie gf

purchased beers

irish girls or scottish girls?

>inb4 welsh girls baaaaah

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>>68157930
ooer

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>>68157864
Funny how they make fun of America for being slightly less white than they are when
1. Their native population is white
2. they never had black slaves
3. they don't share a 1,900 border with a large non-white country
I mean I could go on, they won't take it seriously at all, they'll just keep laughing until they get beheaded by the "new Europeans" or live under sharia fucking law
No excuse to see as many darkies in Europe as you do in parts of here. I would like every white country to be and remain white but these fools make me wish misfortune upon them

>>68157961
FOB

>>68157814
Dunedin is a dire town unless you're drinking with the students
Queenstown is touristy
Collapsechurch used to be based

>>68157864
White Americans don't have a stellar birthrate either. Also once it truly becomes South Africa tier they'll start fleeing, probably to your country.

>>68157942
serious?

exmoor national park is highly underrated

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>>68157951
Essex is not Exeter bruce

t. Essex resident

>>68157942
monched

>>68157969
would go deeper if you know what I mean

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>>68157946
FAYE

>>68157942
blackpool grime is so funny

>>68157869
>tfw the BBC used to be run by the Patricians with low brow programs designed to lure people in for the high brow stuff they actually wanted you to watch, and program listings were designed to funnel people towards these high brow programs

what happened? now even BBC 4 is pretty lousy

I can't even talk about the CBC since its way worse in every way, only CBC radio is alright

>>68157978
>2. they never had black slaves
umm no sweetie we had those too

Blackie girlie just kicked off against her friend and got had by the senpai
Now middle aged tarts are scowling over tea

>>68157989
>Dunedin
what have you got against edinburgh m8

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>>68157902
>>68157950
David Davis is on board with unlimited immigration and so is Boris Johnson. Now we just need Liam Fox to make it a 3/3.

Toryboys on 4chan seem to have gone VERY quiet.

>>68157902
>admitted they were considering plans to

What the quote actually said was

>have you completely ruled out these things
>no we have not completely ruled them out we are willing to discuss every option and give it a fair chance
>THIS MEANS THE WORST WILL DEFINITELY HAPPEN AND HE IS BACKING SOFT BREXIT CONFIRMED

Fucking retards man they'll read a title and the first paragraph and won't read on and the the sources that contradict them.

>>68157978
calm down lad

fucking hell seppos cannot take a joke

>>68157963
umm sweetie he is one of the big rappers
https://youtu.be/He51fGsJnd8

>>68157951
delete this

>tfw no 6/10 gf with self-concious issues

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>>68158010
Just a nickname though innit they really are the same thing

>>68157864
This, and in any case Mexicans actually assimilate fairly well and will likely be considered white eventually.

>>68158042
>no we have not completely ruled them out
Why would you not rule it out? NOBODY wants free movement of people. It was one of the biggest pledges for leaving the EU. Controlling our borders.

The fact they are saying "we won't rule it out" is absurd. Stop making excuses.

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>What's your favourite book written by a female author anon?

>>68157842
yeh it's okay
might unironically know them haha

>>68157978
and its not like American whites are being replaced, just more non-whites are being added which is a different issue. the white population in Europe is in rapid decline so they are being replaced.
you're also right that these are literally their native lands.

>>68158034
Oh yeah Dunedin's Gaelic for Edinburgh innit
muh hurtage

>>68158046
>1:30

lol

>>68158046
someone get this kid some parkinsons medication

>>68157939
you wish that was the case, homo

probably fantasising of turning my tight, unravished arsehole into saggy mess that resembles a shirt sleeve aren't you? gay man

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picked this up yesterday. why didn't you niggers tell me it was so good?

Blackie 3 and his sheed bride have delivered bad news to sheeds mum
Shes not happy, something about money
Now theyre happy nvm

Now pasty gardener boys are exchanging dry banter, think the oldie got bullied by the youngies

>>68158120
it's shit

is it possible to skip the fares on the London Tube?

or will I get snipered

your mums deaf
how the fuck did she pass her driving test
that shit fucked up that shits a mess

>>68157990
The only demographic change "expected" is a portion of whites being replaced with Hispanics.
Asian population will go up a bit, that's fine. Blacks keep themselves where they're at because they're black. I'm not saying we're out of the shit but Trump will really help us out a lot. Obama has literally done all he can in 8 years to destroy the country from within. Hillary would have been the exact same, and a bullet to America's head.
Again, many illegals will get deported or just go back themselves under Trump. Families aren't gonna wanna come illegally anymore. We will not take syrian refugees or rapefugees of any kind like EU members are doing. Things are looking up for us.

Its now nearly 3pm and I still have not gotten out of bed

>>68158124
you're shit

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>>68157902
>>68158038

What the fuck is this? How can a so-called "soft Brexit" even be a Brexit at all?

What is the difference between Remaining and a "soft Brexit"? How can anyone not see that this is a naked attempt to go directly against the result of the referendum?

If you have no control over your borders, you're part of the population union, and if you remain in the common market, you're subject to the EU's regulations. The British Parliament has its sovereignty on those issues fettered. And with private arbitration becoming the norm for trade disputes, there is little advantage to not being subject to the EU Court system.

>>68158159
true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0
>Canada

>>68158128
completely impossible

>>68158096
Frankenstein