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Congratulating Officer Alan Horujko Edition
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Made out with some thicc blonde at the bar last night
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>people who've put their deccies up already
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Re-install Stellaris or watch some films, lads? both involve drinking
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>>68150758
Honestly just glad that there isn't some public outcry at the guy.
Still funny how people are using this incident as a chance to talk about gun control.
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*takes in 600,000 immigrants a year whether we need them or not*

ah yes very tolerant
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>>68150758
>Alan Horujko

Proper American name that
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>>68150808
Stellaris, and play with the most silly mods you can find.
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>half anglo half slav
kill me
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popping to tesco soon to replenish my biere d'or, going to get absolutely off my face tonight

you lads want anything?
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non shitty yank edition

>>68150747
>>68150747
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*takes a very cautious approach*

ah yes very moderate
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>>68150866
nah thats not too bad
>100%
oh my...
*bashes your head in with a rock*
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>>68150879
350g pilgrims choice mature cheddar ta
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>>68150879
cornetto
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>>68150825
You'll be fine lad

Cromwell did nothing wrong though
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>>68150902
fucked it
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Off my arse
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back home to the comfy anonymity of the British flag lads

now I can shitpost and samefag uncontrollably and you'll never know it's me
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On my arse
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>>68150902
anyone know what this mong is trying to say?
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is today a good time to get drunk with the lads on /brit/?
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Off my arse.
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Your concern is just to bring discomfort my friend, and your policy is just a little red,
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>>68150976
no because I will be off getting drunk with normies
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legs are absolutely exhausted from all the squats i did today

also all the sex i've been having with your mum
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>>68151009
ok who is this?
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>Canadians
>In MY /brit/?
it's more likely than you think, get your free anti-Leafposter scan now!
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>>68151038
feels like I'd be setting myself up for a massive put-down if I said
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Eating pizza in bed lads
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>>68150976
if someone does a sync yeah
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>>68151064
pics
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>>68151060
good image
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>>68151060
*notices your post*
.........
..............................
................................URGH!!!!
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did she deserve to go to jail?
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>>68151123
he's not white so yes
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>>68150902
a lot of head bashing with rocks going on recently

>>68150907
i'll just say nothing and assimilate like a good immigrant
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I eat with my mouth open
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>>68151107
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>>68150758
it's white people's fault
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>>68151154
how the fuck else would you get the food in?
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>>68150208
Post her IG
>>68151123
Is he in jail?
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>when liverpool turns purple
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>>68151168
didn't have to get your gf to pose with it
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>>68151168
looks like some top quality pizza
noice
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>>68151147
good lad and considering it's woking you can't do much harm in regards to voting
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im really feeling the 80's aesthetic lads
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>>68151177
yeah he got v& cause the polish bints read his blog and found out he was sending them the phishing emails
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>>68151206
bent double in hysterics at this post
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>>68151170
fabian delph?
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really needing a jewish gf lads
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>>68151147
literally no one will care and some girls will probably dig your accent
half the white people have an irish grandparent anyway, just don't mention the IRA or troubles
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>>68151238
Any proof?
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>>68151123
fuck off poleaboo trying to force yourself as a topic of conversation
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>Apply for dream job
>Hear nothing back
>See dream job re-advertised weeks later
>Phone up to ask if I can reapply, they ask whether I got an interview or rejection email
>Tell them I received neither
>Tell me that can't be right and say 'sorry your application must have fallen through the cracks'

Why am I so fucking unlucky lads?
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>obtain masters degree
>sign up for JSA whilst I apply for grad schemes and internships related to my field
>2 weeks in the cheeky bastards make me come in DAILY for 10 minutes to give me an indeed.com handout
>will cut my benefit if i miss any of these sessions or come late to two. (so it's clearly just a way of getting people sanctioneD)
>now they've decided to elongate the sessions to work on CVs, so these daily sessions are 30 minutes long
>meanwhile I literally have to prepare an essay to present at a job interview in under 2 weeks time

i don't get it, the reason greggs and waitrose and cardfactory don't accept my (runt job) CV isn't because i've formatted it wrong. It's because they know i'm a student and they know i'm going to fuck off as soon as possible. they also know that volunteering at some event at uni and school work experience in a café is nothing compared to the deanos and deanettes who've actually been working in retail and hospitality since they've left school.

yet they insist that they waste my time, and actually hamper my chances to get my foot onto the career ladder.
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Literally no difference genetically between brits and irishmen
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is it true that you can become the most powerful being in the world by doing 100 pushups, situps, and squats and running 10km every day for 3 years?
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>>68150758
isn't horujko a serb name
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>>68151296
>>68151308
not a single character
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>>68151296
>>68151308
These posts?

Shan't be reading them
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>>68151310
probably but who got time for that
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>>68151296
you'd be amazed how often shit like that happens
every company ever is just unenthusiastic workers fudging their way through
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>>68151337
>>68151331
I'd appreciate it if you did.
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h-hi
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3:05 AM
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>>68151366
hey.
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>>68151308
Yeah if you wouldn't mind not posting your green text, particularly about jobs, directly after mine that would be great.

Also, I know it sucks, but I found it best to do without the money whilst I was in that situation rather than to try and jump through their hoops. It's exactly what they want but they just get more and more pissy.

Mine wanted me to do an unpaid internship with a locksmith company even though I had arranged to do one with a PR company. Go figure.
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>>68151366
a-alri
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3:06 AM
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had some terrifying nightmares last night

really fucking mad how your brain can make the perfect psychological horror film and fuck you up
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For all the obese losers that said I was lying about having a nice jaw line, here it is

top is a gubmint ID which is why there are those lines through it
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>>68151308

>>68151296
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@431
the state of this post
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>>68151424
sleep paralysis is worse because there are goddamn demons in your room and you can't move
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>>68151357
I lies mate, I actually read both in full
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>>68151431
haha you've been ruminating about this for hours. grow up, faggot.
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Do they have Fruitopia in the UK?
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>finally get home
>wank
>fall asleep
>wake up an hour later
>wank again
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>>68151431
Terrible from the side, sort it.
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>work in 25 minutes

just

i dont want to go lads
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>>68151521
Enjoy wageslavery
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>>68151431
ill turn your jaw into a quadratic after i've squared it you runt
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>>68151521
same lad
fucking dreading it desu
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Post a screenshot from your favourite porno, lads.
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>>68151521
What do you do la?
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going to ask the work gf to become my work wife tonight
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>>68151461
>>68151491
see >>68146850, >>68146218

>>68151515
How so? its a near 90 degree angle

>>68151550
Im not much into fighting, are you irish?
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>>68151580
liverpool
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>>68151469
yeah heard everyone gets sleep paralysis at least once in their lives
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>>68150853
this is a good thing anon
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>>68151521
>>68151556
how? why? what?
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>>68151580
pls be scouse
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>>68151586
no he's australian you daft bastard
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*sips a glass of cold Kiwi Karma*

Mhmm...
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>>68151597
>>68151618
h-hi lads
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>>68151635
was asking if he had mick blood
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>get paid an extra £100 last wage
>think it'll get taken off next wage
>see ive been overpaid by £70

bit scared the taxman or something is going to come to my door lads
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>>68151659
unfortunately worse
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>>68151670
got a letter in the post the other day claiming I'd underpaid £121 tax over the last year so they're taking it off of me over this next year
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>>68151647
fuck off sershrunt you normie twat
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>>68151696
canadian blood
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i think i have subclinical autism
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>>68151647
You used to be alright desu.
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>>68151670
Why don't you report it
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>>68151707
pls no bully
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>>68151670
keep it in a separate account and leave it a few months see what happens
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wish helium/nitrogen tanks weren't so expensive
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business idea: apply for jobs while already having a job and at the interview respond to every question with "I already have a job" to make the interviewer uncomfortable
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>>68151699
this happened to me once, except i was owed ~500 mular.

was gr8
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>>68151760
s-sorry
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*sips strawberry passion awareness*

*pineal gland rapidly decalcifies*

I was blind

But now I see
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>>68151565
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>>68151771
not a chemist
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>>68151778
kek.

I was at a careers event the other day (thinking of changing careers) and the woman was sayingg this happened to her once.

Apparently the guy being interviewed answered every question with 'that's a great question, really well thought out, my thoughts on it are....'
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>>68151807
delete this
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>>68151807
im curious
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>>68151778
top banter
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>>68151807
porn consumers are mentally ill
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>>68151785
yeah I've had rebates as well
DEFINITELY the better of the two
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>>68151807
me on the right
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>>68151565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qctt2vLUab4
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>>68151817
huh
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is getting braces worth it past the age of 18?
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>dark before 5
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>>68151882
depends, you got a nice belt to go with 'em?
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>>68151873
delete this also
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>>68151892
ah yes, just like how I like my women
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alri
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@68151821
@68151826
@68151871
thanks for the (You)s

>>68151822
want another pic?
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is he that gay member of n'sync who went to the space
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I don't ever post in /brit: but I must say, excellent edition
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>>68151882
That's a great question. Really well thought out. My thoughts on it are as such.

Yes it is worth it
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>>68151882
why would braces stop being appropriate after 18?
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>>68151882
It's definitely worth it the only issue will be how it affects your confidence
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acid normies are on another level
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>>68151976
>I don't ever post in /brit/
let's keep it that way. good day yank
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overheard the normies at walk talking about me again

I heard the runts say "Look at anon sitting all my his lonesome again"

nearly exploded with laughter after I did did a quick reeeeeeeeeee in my head

I always get the last laugh stupid normies haha
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>I don't ever post in /brit:
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>>68151979
I guess looking like a mong past the age of 18

don't think I can get em for free anymore either

>>68151977
Thanks

>>68151999
Thanks
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>>68151961
no?
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>overheard the normies at walk talking about me again
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>>68152027
feel like you're the runt here
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swallowed my retainer, going to have to rummage through my poo... *sigh*
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>>68152052
howling
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the year 2007 was a special time in our lives and it will never come back
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>howling
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is walk some new hip club for normies?
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>>68152043
well if you think people actually give a shit about some faceless twerp wearing braces (they dont) outweighs having straight teeth for life then i guess dont get them. arrogant twat.
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Best wanks are the morning after drinking
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>>68152112
haha they sure are something aren't they
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>>68152112
that's when you should be having sex
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>>68152159
>sex

FONT
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>>68152016
I lied I post here all the time (but there's been a lot of yank animosity lately)
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done FUCK ALL since I woke up at 10am except wait for the polish oneitis to finish work so we can go for a coffee

state of this runt life I'm currently leading
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>>68152182
gender then
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this tinder thing is harder than it seems
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>siberian-husky-dog-breed-pictures-9[1].jpg
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alri orthodontist it is then
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fucking amir hussein and his fucking hatposting

because of him you lot did it
and now it's everywhere

ARGH
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>>68152182
>drinking
FONT
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any other abnormies here love watching normies panic whenever they're alone?

I literally see people sit down and they cant go 2 seconds without pulling out there phone, I literally saw some cunt sit down in front of me and he had a look around and went and sat next to some other normie browsing his phone.

Normies are fucking cretins, they literally panic and the thought of being alone or not being cool. I literally sit down and eat my lunch while staring into space, these fucking runtish normies cant do that, they'd have a panic attack if they were ever alone without their phone. If they were alone it'd be fine because they had a their phone and everyone would just assume "ahh, yes look at that individual hes not a runt hes clearly just wants some time alone to scroll up and down on his contacts menu" haha

fucking normies are mentally ill its literally a hive mind

1 second in my shoes and they'd immediately give up, i'm glad i'm above them.
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>>68152208
skipped 10 years of marriage there lad
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>>68152209
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>>68152198
reeeee I NEED a polish gf
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>a wipe.jpg
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sup homos
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>>68152226
excellent post
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on the bus
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>>68152226
normies would kill themselves if they went 5 seconds without someone feeding them attention
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>>68152227
think I dodged a bullet
will never understand women
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>>68152222
fuck off poleaboo
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alright lads, who volunteers?
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>>68152297
ROARING
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What does this mean on my google email?

I got what looked like a mass, auto-form email form a job application but it included this on my gmail.

Does this mean somebody sent this and typed it out to me or what?
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>>68152306
Ah yes, "depression"
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>>68152226
holy shit

you're reading my mind
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>>68152297
she's mentally fucked in the head
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>>68152226
but what do you think about while staring into space?????
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>>68152302
I'm not him you fecking eejit
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>>68152297
lol
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>obtain masters degree
>sign up for JSA whilst I apply for grad schemes and internships related to my field
>2 weeks in the cheeky bastards make me come in DAILY for 10 minutes to give me an indeed.com handout
>will cut my benefit if i miss any of these sessions or come late to two. (so it's clearly just a way of getting people sanctioneD)
>now they've decided to elongate the sessions to work on CVs, so these daily sessions are 30 minutes long
>meanwhile I literally have to prepare an essay to present at a job interview in under 2 weeks time
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>>68152356
becoming a normie
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>>68152363
*her
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>>68152356
wishes he was a normie
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>>68152226
I also do this except I post on /brit/ and hope the normies think I'm speaking in a group chat or something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-P7m5hqt3Y

the gf
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@68152372
>He posted it again
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>>68152394
>phone
FONT
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>>68152297
why would you be on tinder looking for a shag the day after your mum died?
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not much for dinner
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>>68152372
What the fuck?

I'd just tell them to go fuck themselves and sign off at that point.
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I don't particularly want to die, I just want to go to a cryogenic sleep for a long long time
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>>68152226
I get nervous in public and think people are staring at me all the time so I like to go to quiet places
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>>68152375
>>68152380
LLF
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>>68150758
i cant stop eating
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>>68152464
>tf
>tp
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>>68152400
better teeth than me
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>>68152418
ah yes the runt life
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>>68152418
isn't that a pic from some rapists house
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Did an impression of a middle class person

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ft7CFNyojS
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Should I get drunk, lads?
Pros:
>Feels good
>Distracts me from my crippling loneliness.
>Temporarily solves all my problems
Cons:
>Pattern of repeated weekend binge drinking is almost certainly doing irreparable harm to my brain, and contributing to my feelings of isolation and depression
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>i can't stop eating
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>>68152514
im not a rapist as far as I know
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>>68152530
FONT
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should I tell my friends I'm gay? How would you react if a close friend told you he was gay?
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>>68152559
would cut off all contact
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>>68152559
rape him
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>>68152559
cut him out of the circle in case he tries to bum anyone
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>>68152530
stealing this gond jsyk
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>>68152559
I'd ask him to prove it by sucking my willy.
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>>68152559
cut off all his hands
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>>68152538
that pic is from a bbc news artical
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>>68152559
wouldn't care at all and i'd be more annoyed than anything that they made a big deal out of nothing for no reason
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>want to order a burrito using deliveroo
>m8 says he'll give me a lift, no point in wasting money
>it's been an hour
cunt
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>>68152559
Unironically had this happen to me once.

I was the first person he told one day when we were walking to a mates at uni (had a gf at the time and I'm not gay).

I kind of said 'no problem mate, if you wanna talk about it let me know.' that was that.
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>>68152559
throw him off a car park
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just signed up to Toyboy Warehouse
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>>68152537
me on the left stuck in the folds
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>>68152418
>Ketchup not in the fridge
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>>68152583
It's one of my favourites, tbf.
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>get paid £50,000 not to talk about something
>talk about it anyway

bit rude
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@68152565
@68152570
@68152580
@68152597
@68152625
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>>68152660
I've already told you nobody does that.
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>>68152559
lad in my school told everyone he was gay at our graduation when he was drunk haha
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got called a sex pest in hmv
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@68152687
good post
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>>68152677
should give them a refund
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>>68152701
Enjoy your salmonella poisoning, fool.
*scoffs and turns to walk away*
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>>68152687
This is why nobody likes you poofs.
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>>68152660
>Ketchup in the fridge
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>>68152687
never knew pakis could use computers
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>>68151882
Yes, but traditional metal braces look ugly.
Ask for ceramic or lingual braces.
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>>68152708
was it you
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Going to do a sleep

Night lads
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>>68152775
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oi lads someone put this in the uni group chat
absolutely BTFO

1/2
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honestly could not care less
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>>68152821
proper howling bet she drops out
2/2
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hey fellas :P
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>>68152775
>>68152812
alri lad

they more expensive then?
>>
>>68152790
no im not a homo
>>
/pol/ is now trying to boycott Kellogg's
yes, the cereal company

what the fuck happened to that board
>>
>>68152860
Why the fuck do you have a group chat for your class?
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>>68152669
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>>68152860
>>68152821
Why do you even bother coming to /brit/?
You boring facebook cunts have fucking ruined everything

This place is a complete shithole now
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>>68152821
>>68152860
>normies
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>>68152885
Just take a look at the Kellogs America twitter feed before you judge.

They really doubled down on the #WomenCard shit.
>>
>>68152898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWv9EEhxD5c

love this one
>>
making an arrangement
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>>68152821
>>68152860
Absolutely destroyed desu, bet she stops turning up for lectures and class.

>>68152897
My class has a group chat too, people mostly use it to ask for help and info thats really easy to find if they made an effort
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>>68152861
fuck off
>>
>>68152821
>>68152860
fuck me is this how normoids communicate?
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>Guy brought his gf to work with him
>His gf is now spending more time with the other lads on the floor
>She's now going on holiday with another lad
>bf isn't happy about it but is letting it happen
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>>68152958
>>68152982
>>68152983
>>68152991
>>68152926
>>68152936
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>>68152991
wtf
>>
>>68152958
Yeah but how do you know everybody in your class?

70% of people in lectures don't know any one else
>>
>>68152991
jesus christ why are some men such cucks
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>a leaf entertains the normie cunt
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>>68153010
Me on the right
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>>68152936
Mate i wouldn't even care if they made interracial breeding grounds propaganda

these kinds of companies can't really influence anything apart from what we're likely to eat when we fancy a quick eat. Nobody gives a shit about their political views

same thing with Star Wars and those SaveTheDay celebrities. no point boycotting them since it's really not going to do anything

people need to get a thicker skin and accept that people will have different political views. getting triggered is being just as bad as the worst of them
>>
>>68152821
>>68152860
Not sure why she'd be even remotely affected by this? She calls people retarded and they get triggered and prove her right? Therefore she should drop out?
>>
>some nutter right wing blog trying to take down a cereal company
>>
>>68153022
Lectures contain every class that's studying a certain module, seminars are just 1 class. Still, I only know about half my class.
>>
>>68152991
what should the normie do in this situation?
>>
>>68152879
>they more expensive then?
of course
ceramic braces are almost invisible unless you look closely.

lingual braces cannot be seen because they go behind the teeth. the procedure is obviously more expensive than getting ceramic braces, and the latter are more expensive than regular metal braces.

in the end they all perform the same function
it's just a matter of aesthetics, and if you care enough about that to pay more
>>
good morning
>>
>>68153089
So who the hell is setting up these group chats then?

Im assuming this person knows everybody?

Ffs thats high school shit
>>
>>68153096
>Uraguay FINALLY found the new thread after it got 270 posts

not too bright are we
>>
Business idea: stop lampooning public services like the NHS, BBC and Local Authorities who provide unparalleled value for money. Additionally, make other essential service providers like energy and transport public as well in order to save more money
>>
>Fanny Price
>>
>>68153088
the world's gone a bit nuts hasn't it haha
>>
On the bus home lads

Had 2 bers at work, feeling it a bit, massive lightweight now
>>
Ah fuck, the Aussie wanker is here
>>
logging off
>>
was privatising the trains a good thing or a bad thing

seems a bit shit 2 me.
>>
Very important chaps

http://www.strawpoll.me/11781699

http://www.strawpoll.me/11781699

http://www.strawpoll.me/11781699
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>>68153155
>>
>>68153183
shit of course
>>
>>68153183
>>68153205
it was just as shit before

people have made up this bullshit that trains were somehow better before privatisation, some sort of urban myth
>>
>>68153023
london
>>
>>68153194
good poll
>>
>>68153220
t. Arriva shareholder
>>
>>68153183
you're that danish lad aren'cha
>>
>>68153220
dunno though, because now its priced to make profits

before i assume it was priced to cover costs? alterantively profits it made went into the government pot, as opposed to the bankers the bonuses
>>68153261
nah
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>>68153224
It's important we keep up with world news.
>>
>>68153127
Yes some incredibly sociable girl in my class set it up and she seems to know literally everyone, just hoping I dont get dragged into any school-tier squabbles
>>
Business idea: an organizational entity involved in the provision of goods and services to consumers.
>>
>>68153194
>not supporting Yahya Jammeh

runts out in full force today I see
>>
Is he a samurai?
>>
>have to start getting the train to work
>few days later they announce price rises

fml
>>
>>68153361
>tfw Jammeh browses /brit/

Now we know why the post quality deteriorated.
>>
>>68153328
drones
>>
closing this thread and resuming with reading my 'vel
>>
>Ted Heath is a kiddy fiddler

Not just a Europhile
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Fuck it. Giving in to the craving, lads. Gonna go buy a bottle of whiskey.
>>
>>68153387
Can't be as bad as getting a car lad.

>Insurance
>Fuel
>Repairs
>Road tax
>Always a pain in the arse to park
>Always some dickhead that nearly kills you everyday on the way home
>>
>>68151286
bit of a late reply but sure fuck it,
basically this is exactly what i was hoping to hear, thanks lad
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>>68151565
found this to be hot and completely on-point
like someone actually grew up in a christian household and wrote this script, I can just tell
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58137de843bea
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>>68153194
I don't know anything about Gambia or Yahya Jammeh
>>
>>68153462
wat car do you have?

You road tax over there is fuck all though in the UK?

The commute to work is comfy af in a car
>>
>>68153522
Some shite Citroen because I didn't want to get tied into an expensive finance deal.

It's like 100 quid a year, but then it's 120 quid a month insurance, nearly 200 quid in fuel, then there's wear and tear etc and the motorway is fucked almost every night because it takes one cunt to break down or crash and they always manage to do it during rush hour.
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arranging a makement
>>
>>68153095
>>68153095
The normie is fucked la'. He should quit desu. Call centres are miserable enough as it is.
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me and the girls in the 'ub
>>
nugg
>>68153576
>>68153576
>>68153576
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>>68153328
what is a corporation? company?
>>
>>68153423
good lad
>>
OLD NEW

>>68150747
>>68150747
>>68150747
>>68150747
>>68150747
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>>68153562
>amerincompetents
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>>68153620
hahaha, just not your day is it mate?
>>
>>68153462
where I work, parking is at a premium because it's city centre. well actually it's a small town but the roads are dense as if it was a city and people want to park right next to their work. but because it's small you only need to do a 5-10 minute walk for free parking.

don't think spaces will fill up though because that is too far for most people Lol. which is a shame because you can tell having to pay to park at their work before they even start makes them miserable fucks all day in the office. and here I am smiling like a spastic
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>>68151550
underrated post
>>
>>68150819
>everyone concealed carries
>terrorist kills 1 or 2 before getting shot dead

>no one has guns
>terrorist attacks with a 1999 honda civic hatchback and a machete
>terrorist kills nobody and gets shot dead

pretty good evidence for gun control, honestly.
>>
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hahahaha
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