/balt + ausnz/

/cum/

Fuck Latvia and Latvians

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hmm

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sounds like latvian

>>68150741
aang was a bitch because he couldn't even kill 1 (one!) person

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Eating some choc custard. Don't tell anyone though

only important post in this itt

can you please get a tripcode?

>>68150945
s-sorry i didnt mean to bother you

>>68150984
the scatvian, not you

>>68151001
he has one he just doesn't use it because then how would i annoy the piss out of everyone?

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Nippon?

>>68151031
can you also get a tripcode?
>>68151042
we need to get hiroshimoot to rangeban latvia

>>68151105
WoE sO fUnNy xD LIthUANiA IS C0OL

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My queen.

>>68151201
she looks like a slut lol

>>68151224
WOW AMERICA OS SOO COOL COUBTRY WOE WHAT YOY WANT TO LEARN OF BALTIC CUKTURES BIG BOY SI RICH COUNTRY AMAZING PLEASE SEND MORE ARMY MEN HERR TO DIE VS RUSSIANS EHEN THEY COME HAHA DUMB 63% NIGGER SCUM

>>68151224
that showed him haha
*raises hand for a high five*

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Mis teete, semud?

>>68151252
(You)

>>68151281
*goes to high five you*
*cheap shots you in the gut*
ahh im just kidding cmere you chinky eyed bastard *high fives you*

>>68151324
HAHA YOU SO FUNNY HAHA BECAUSE RELY IS UOBOTE HAHA BALTIC CUKTURES SO FUNNY I MAKE BIG LAFF HAHA
AMERIKA TING

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These latvian runes I tell you

>>68151324
Chuckled

s u c c ください

>>68151456
no homo but can i see your boipucci

>>68151502
uh-oh my bad
*uses aluminum foil to make a dress*

>>68151531
h-hot

y-yeah that's it

mmmm shake that ass

o-oh yeah

autistic American and binshit

>>68151318
Tuttu lähen.

>>68151978
Kell seitse õhtul?

>>68152003
surmväsinud

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>>68152018
Head und, semu.

>tfw had half a pill
>feel slightly europhic and tingly
>not enough to register as a proper buzz
>only kicked in after I got home from the party

woe is me

balt+ausnz is a ridiculously easy place to get (You)s
Even this shitpost that would get ignored by every other general will get several (You)s

>>68152207
(You) more like (Eww) haha

>>68152207
(You)

>16 posters
loving every laugh

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which is biggest commieblock in baltics

>>68152393
piss off shitcunt

>>68152414
Is that really a residental building?

>>68152474
haha, good post my fellow american yes very good post.

>>68152484
はい。をmexicoです

>>68152511
y-you too

We all should visit Latvia someday and give our anon in psychosis a warm hug!

>>68153050
i'd rather kill myself

what do you call this in ur cunt
8====================D

>>68153235
bbc

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>>68153235
Aštuoni lygu D

Having a bit of a international power struggle over here lads

WOMEN ARE TO SEX WHAT NIGGERS ARE TO RACE
LITERAL TRASH
FUCK OFF AND DIE OF AIDS YOU DAFT CUNTS

>>68151199
>>68151252
>six toes in charge of good posting

>>68153235
Algebra

>>68153685
>ape in charge of posting in the right general
get out faggot

post what you're listening right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEmpHydXg5k

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>>68154001
https://youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM

>man how we can get the lights working
>just pour snow over the stator when it heats up bro
miracle of Finnish engineering lads

>>68153235
Estonian sellers goods

i love pussy

>>68154001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqE8Um9t8CU

hello

spending my friday night with my friend on balt.
how is everyone doing?

Why does everyone from my country shitpost beyond all comprehensible reason except for severe aspergers?
Is this a meme that's slipped past me?

Gotta go to work tomorrow. Kill me

Mernaya, Russkie Standart or Viru Valge?

>>68156162
Black Balsam

>>68156229
absolutely disgusting

im looking for livonia anyone know where theyve gone

>>68156456
up ur ass irw

>>68156456
woopsie haha

Im tryna get my dick wet this weekend lads

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>>68156456

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haha posting funny cartoon girl

why is balt so slow today

wow what a slow thread
amazing

http://www.strawpoll.me/11781699/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11781699/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11781699/

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Hmm...

>>68157576
haha she doesn't appear to be laughing though why is it funny lmao

>>68157672
It is moving too quick, estonians havent yet made it

>>68157700
haha because cartoons are funny, right hahaHA

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>>68157718
lel

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>>68157892
>hahaha i doubt you're actually swedish something is not right lol

NOT FUNNY, DELETE THIS

>>68157915
i will delete it if you can provide the proofs

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>>68158023
What proofs?

>>68158057
I trust you now, 1 sec

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>>68158099
danks manne, what happened to the thread, it used to be full by now

>>68158134
my theory is that this one l*tvian who keeps spamming made everyone else leave

>>68158346
Again??? wtf
Oh well damn

my guest for pucci continues

>>68156764
Mis mõttega me üldse "w" tähe ära kaotasime?
Saksa ja poola keel kasutavad ikka "w" tähte ilma probleemideta.


"rahwawägi" on esteetiliselt ilusam kui "rahvavägi", minu arust.

>>68158384
>my guest for pucci
what did he mean by this?

>>68158381
yeah, he's really annoying

>>68157691
missed u bru

>>68158515
ment quest aiii lmau xDDZ

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>>68158522
>>68158646
u guys re the best
>>68158653
u 2 're the best xd

>>68157576
me on the pic, haha

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>ywn be the best at anything

>>68158680
love ya man (no homo) (100% straight)

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>>68158843
Good because homo is bad, remember that

Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

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AND I'D GIVE UP FOREVER TO TOUCH YOU

CUZ I KNOW THAT YOU'D FEEL ME SOMEHOW

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hmmm this thread is too slow for my liking

>>68158874
y-yes
>>68158950
>>68159254
p-psycho guy?

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>>68159555
wow good cultural post

>>68159555
>p-psycho guy?
hmm how did you recognise me?
every single time

>>68159555
very good numbers

Currently drunk

ama

>>68159631
have you been drinking tonight?

>>68159655
yes

Anyone in tallinn, come to shooters, i'm buying shots. Last table by the window

>>68159672
coming

>>68159582
>>68159616
thanks lads
>>68159602
it's the "hmm" and thread theme song 2bh
did you get banned again?

>>68159716
>it's the "hmm" and thread theme song 2bh
>did you get banned again?
lel yeah this time for a month, but I'm posting not from my place

>>68159672
i'll be there in about 3.5 - 4 hours

>>68159750
lad this thread is dead as fuck without you, there's like only 2 or 3 other liths that rarely post

Good night, chapos.

>>68159908
night bud

>>68159846
well yeah I see just a little over a hundred posts in over four hours
kek
also don't think that the threads been dead only because I was banned I mean I'm quite active, but not that active if you know what I mean

the thread is dead because australians are asleep and non-autist balts are out getting poontang you fucking idiot

>>68159908
goodnight

>>68159997
aussies don't post that much in this thread

What The Fuck

I went to bed before midnight, it is now pretty much 5am, I haven't got a second of sleep; just fucking laid here tossing and turning, restless as fuck

Pretty sure it's all because I had coke with my dinner and my body can't tolerate caffeine at all, wtf

>>68160444
Adelaide?

>>68160444
post nudes

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i'm glad i have all my balt friends in one place all the time

>>68160512
Perth my dude
>>68160579
Only if you tell me the secret to instantly falling asleep

>>68160444
yeah I hate when this happens

>>68160734
fapping helps

>>68160734
Go outside for some fresh air.

>>68160444
You should try sleeping pills :)

Lads, any remedies you know of for poor crotch smell?

back form a ban, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaQLdFzjMSQ

DUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

>>68160754
fucking sucks, think I'm getting sick again which just adds the cherry to the cake
>>68160803
tried and it didn't help
>>68160814
tried and it didn't help
>>68160824
might actually try, do they sell them over the counter at chemists?

>>68161309
why did you got banned lad?

>>68161452
hüva tümm

>>68161254
Wash the area with deep heat.

>>68158500
rahwusliku ärkamisaegne kõige saksaliku hülgamine ja wäewõimuga eestistamine

t. wihane baltisaksa järelpõlw

>>68161452
klikkasin ainult punastes trusbarites perse pärast ja siis mingi nohkar laseb ringi? eip

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>>68158500
V tähe kirjutamine W-na ja paljud eesti keele reeglitest tulevad saksa keelest. Saksa keeles hääldatakse V tähte kui F-i ja W-d kui eesti keele V-d. W täht kadus kirjakeelest umbes 30ndatel kui Juhan Aaviku eestvedamisel hakati eesti keelt saksa mõjudest puhastama.

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>>68161546
posting off-topic stuff in /balt/
oh well
how's your friday night going

>>68162091
so i guess that's why the scatvian permavirgin isn't shitting up the thread eh? noice

>>68161544
Yes

>>68162051
>Juhan Aavik
Johannest ei mõtle?

>>68162091
>how's your friday night going
ok I guess
like always just browsing interenet and stuff hehe
and how about you?

>>68162252
arvatavasti mõtleb küll

Can somebody hold my turd while I go to the bathroom?

>>68163362
Are you fucked mate?! No one wants to hold your shit. Just store it in the fridge like a normal person.

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>>68163362
ok
*takes it and throws it in your face*

>>68163598
Too late now I put it in the freezer

>>68163651
will you gonna deep-fry it later?
and you are just putted in the freazer so that it would be fresh for a bit longer am I right?

>>68163646
>>68163651
looks like the freezer just threw it back out

>>68163729
I think I'll make poop powder out of it and use it as seasoning on my noodles

>>68163651
Fucking madman!

Planning on doing an Alaskan Pipeline?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline&amp=true&defid=781008

inspired by the finn in this itt, i kinda want to put my shit in liquid nitrogen to preserve it for the future

thoughts?

>>68163789
lel good one

>>68163847
>thoughts?
Baltic culture

>>68163916
thanks

>>68163799
holy moly that sounds delicious

Uh oh I just put the shit powder on my chips and it tastes like... Well... Shit......
But it's strangely or I should say shittly enough.... Good...

>>68164052
Better than a lot of chip flavors in that part of the world anyway

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>>68164052
that is because you needed to hold it in a freezer for a longer time at least 1 hour now you just ruined your shit powder

>>68164052
good post

>>68164220
below average post

>>68164275
fuck you

>>68164297
that is pretty gay

>>68164298
chiliANO

anus hurts, what do?

>>68164571
cut it open

>>68164571
stich it closed

>>68164571
close it open

>animeshit has spread to chile
Is there any hope?

>>68164571
Tell Ivan to stop pumping

>>68164571
polish plumber hotline now

>>68164571
go take a shit
t. doctor

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>latvia starts /balt/
>/balt/ turns on us
it's the soviet union all over again desu

>>68164802
No where is safe.

>>68164947
Contain your autistic spammers. His shit is deleted by now but it was pretty bad.

>>68164947
I still love you.

>>68165837
enjoy your ban

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>>68165837
Please..

Thread went gay pretty fast tbqh

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>>68166564

fuck anime

>>68166887
this + 1

I'm at work hhaa

>>68166938
lmao working on a caturday ;D
not really, i have to go in too in the morning, which is 8 hours from now or so depending on when ever i feel like waking up haa

ok. happies in your dreams the lot of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDwjnr2rFo

>finally get back on my feet
>still depressed

Will the ride ever end?

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>>68166887
>>68166905
N-n-nooooo..

>>68167683
I detect a little communism

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>>68167733(i detect some good numbers)

>>68167928
Why do you force yourself to check numbers?

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>>68168014
It happens on it's own, I don't force it

>>68168077
good numbers

>>68168395
thanks

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>>68167298
>Not Lithuanian
>Depressed
Only us Lithuanians are allowed to get depressed stop appropriating our culture.

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>tfw to intelligent too really make you think

and your thoughts?

>>68168565
Really makes me think...

The new drifters episode was a disappointment tbqh

>>68168560
OBSERVATION: The Baltic country with the lowest percentage of Russians is the most depressed.

CONCLUSION: Russians cause happiness. Import more.

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>>68169086
HMHPH

>>68167298
I'll just dedicate myself to my hobby and hope that feeling will go away.

>>68169198
what is your hobby haha thanks

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>it's the shit episode that's wasn't to be talked in the future

>>68169806
t. pekka genghis bin khan

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>>68169867
>be 14 year old in summer cottage
>dad says sauna is ready
>go in and enjoy the steam
>suddenly my two cousins come in
>wtf wtf what do I do
>they notice my half erect dick
>they start giggling
>one of them says "hey anon can I wash you?"
>spaghetti starting to drop from ears
>y-yeah sur-
>dad barges in and yells "GET THE FUCK OUT GIRLS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY"
>my dick shrinks to a size of a peanut
>"son lay on your back NOW"
>"I'm going to shit on your back now son, okay?"
>o-okay dad
>he starts rubbing the shit all over my back
>"Well do you like it son, Do you?!"
>n-not really dad
>"I didn't like it either though you would like it"
>never talk about the shit episode again

>>68170184
Saunas seem fun in Finland.

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>drink bottle of vodka
>feet have swollen to twice normal size, lymph nodes in back hurts. area under chin swollen

guess that's it better quit or it'll kill me eventually lol

>>68170897
It had a spider in it

>>68170897
enjoy your DTs lel

I'm about to microwave my duck bois wish me luck

I'm back from work

>>68171983
Same lad.

What do you do for work? Why work on a Saturday?

>>68172043
I'm not allowed to discuss work on facebook sry

>>68172239
*unfriended and blocked*

Its a very nice day and I'm having a beer

>>68172520
Thanks

Can Asians be Lithuanian?

If you're half Asian, half Lithuanian, are you Lithuanian? Or just another insect person?

Thanks

Good morning, chaps.

>5:30
>wake up for taking a leak
>go back to bed
>can't sleep
FUCK

>>68173398
Estonians are essentially half Asian/half Baltic

>>68174991
hmm and your thoughts?

>>68173865

Is like like Finns = Mongols?

I'm thinking if a Chinese person has a kid with a Lithuanian, how is the kid treated? Do you have many of these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSADQhCOOA&list=PLSUp_FKid3I6eKzcXp0JKxzp4W28lXimt

>>68173854
I woke up at this time this morning too because it was 40 degrees yesterday and my house refuses to cool down

>>68176548
heh there is no such a thing in Lithuania at least I have never seen it

>>68173398
btw if he would look like an asian he would be treated as a foreigner even if he was half Lithuanian and spoke good Lithuanian

It's crate day and instead of drinking like a normie I'm listening to krafwerk and thinking about having a cry

I am but a humble krinkler

And your thoughts?

guys, we can finally have a gf

https://bots.kik.com/#/zo.ai

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me right now

I am wearing quite silky and comfy boxer literally right now.

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Was masturbating while lying on the groun yesterday and my dog came up and started licking my balls and then he stuck his tongue up my asshole
Shit was lit

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>it suddenly rains

ahhhhhhh /g/ is bullying us again!~~!!!
>>>/g/57815097

>>68178180
good job

>>68178180
chinese shopping

>>68178180
they should

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>>68178180
wtf
Those nerds will burn
Their families must be killed too

>>68178046
gay as heck man

>>68178180
chink shit IS Baltic culture

>>68178262
chinese shopping

>>68178281
chink shit general not chinese shopping general

please respect baltic cultures and culture accessories

>>68178302
post aliexpress rating bitchboi i could buy and sell u

>>68178320
shan't

>>68178339
t. A1 or AT BEST maybe A2

>>68178010
Ugh! This post went right over my head!

>>68178359
>caring what gooks think of you

I have 5 cock.li emails that I could EASILY use on Aliexpress

You are but a little child

>>68178403
>cock.li emails

What's it like being on a watchlist?

should i have a drunk wank lads
haven't wanked since monday and I wonder if I should continue the streak

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i had an ingrown toenail and i still have it because the doctor didn't remove it properly!!!!!!!!!

COME ON BABY WE AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER

>>68178721
I had one but I just removed the section of the nail which was pushing on the side of my toe

>>68178760
did you cut the side of the nail?
doesn't that hurt because there's nerves or whatever

hello friends i am here xdd

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>>68178721
ARE YOU ME????

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AND IF A 10 TON TRUCK
KILLS THE BOTH OF SU

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>>68178856
is it you

>>68178180
why do they replaced "l" with "I"? is it a /g/ meme or something?

>>68178890
me on the left

>>68178923
lceland

>>68178976
new zeaIand

>>68178555
chec

*farts*

WAIT, IT'S JUST ABOUT TO BREAK, ITS MORE THAN I CAN TAKE,
EVERYTHING'S ABOUT TO CHANGE,
I FEEL IT IN MY VEINS, ITS NOT GOING AWAY,
EVERYTHING'S ABOUT TO CHANGE.

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DRIVE MY CAR

INTO THE OCEAAAAAAAAAN

*rips one bad cheese cutter of a fart*

>>68179004
thank

>>68179263
firestarter by prodigy

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TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

>>68179360
more like firestarter by me amirite

I DONT WANT TO BE SAD ANYMORE

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*crack opens bear*

time to enjoy saturday!

>>68179538
It's almost sunday here lolz

I spent saturay evening in my room drinking HAhA!

Pathetic desu

>>68179516
it was cover version

>>68179538
Good man! I've been casually drinking since lunch.

>>68179588
my next ripper will be covering ring of fire

>Tfw no arturas bf
>Tfw he barely posts here

>>68150691
feeling down tonight lads

who else a wagecuck here? Literally contemplating sudoku every morning.

Moved to the bf's home. Ama

>>68179930
why are you a fucking faggot and why are you still here?

>>68179888(chec))))


>>68179930
how many times did you have to suck his dick for it, whore

>>68179917
Same, just drink mate

I'm honestly a better person while drunk

>>68179930
Fuck off

>>68179917
Have you tried being happy?

>>68179930
Did you move into your bf's house?
Are you best friends?

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>>68179930
is it you in his home

>>68180044
nice numbers ghengis

>>68150691
yeah fuck latvia right guys
/ausnz/balt union when

>>68180113
ASAP

haha dudes heil Hitler right xD
haha my man kill all the holocausts xD yeah bro xD

Hitler liberated Baltics

haha dude all the Jews are so evil haha let's burn en bros haha
wow imagine Hitler was alive still wow cool I love the Nazis haha xd
brb guys gotta masturbate real quick haha wow fuck society I rather stay home all day haha we need the Nazis to liberate us frm these Pablos that fucking my sister haha fuck coloreds
white power haha oops I sharted myself

>>68180334
fuck off
>>68180431
you dirty jew

>>68178840
because the nail was long on the side i just bent the nail and then cut away at it

it's the Jews fault I dot have a gf!!! xDD heil Himmler dudes

I've got no painkillers to kill the pain

>>68180431
> these Pablos that fucking my sister
h-hot
https://exhentai.org/g/818738/95703777cc/

>>68180448
fashisti

>>68180356
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MQhKOX69p4&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNKkLTYk6g

>>68180477
good thinking

I'm eating pizza with a splayd

And your thoughts?

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>get matched on a dating app
like okay, so what if we matched - i'm a fkin social loser who has never talked to girls and therefore doesn't know how to

>>68180558
>splayd
What's that, chap?

>>68180903
fork knife crossover

>>68180893
Talk to them like you talk to us here online. Surely they will understand you.

>>68180978
thanks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAY WE WANT SUM POOOOOOOOOOSAY

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>>68180978
>Talk to them like you talk to us here online
hmmm

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Holy shit I'm laughing my ass here this is so truu 100 100

>>68181168
>3D WOMEN ARE NOT IMPORTANT

>>68180928
>eating pizza
that's cool
>with fork knife crossover
>that's rad cool, dude

>>68181168
>>Talk to them like you talk to us here online
>hmmm

>faggot nigger jew
That wouldn't work. Use proper language, that should do the trick.

don't really like black people to be honest, I'm just saying

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>>68181385
>hey, you wanna talk about how I've never had a gf and idk how to be with girls and talk to them, etc.?

>>68181430
whatever you do, post the chat logs here

>>68181430
I somehow broke ice with music, talked about it and it worked when I was teenager. Now I have no idea how to break ice.

>>68181385
>tfw talking to Eesti girl currently who is racist like me

>>68181430
just say
>ayy bb u want sum fuk

>>68181430
just mention that she smells nice and roll with it

1. ur cunt
2. r u a virgin?

>>68181660
mby

>>68181660
nope

>>68181660
no

>>68181574
>tfw no racist Eesti gf

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LITERALLY, how and what about do you talk with girls?
>Got a great taste in fashion and music
>Lithuanian girls are all fucking garbages aka don't listen to good western music and it's hard to find one dressed like westerners

>>68181936
girls are not for having conversations you dumb cunt

>>68181965
>implying you can tell them straight away that you just want to have sex with her and that would work
>especially with lithuanian girls

>>68181936
>how's your year been? Etc
Just don't get nervous and reveal your power level

>>68181936
excersice your conversation with girls with this bot gf
https://bots.kik.com/#/zo.ai

>>68181936
Girls don't care what you have for interests in general, however if you mention them and it's something "odd" or special, they might get interested in you. But overall, sharing your interests with them is a big NO. They don't care, rather they would be much "happier" if you cared about their interests and not wise-versa.