/asean/

no bully please

>>68150171
>indon still follow their chink heritage
>their governor is going to be a chink

make asean asian agian

>>68150291
Ahok will be their president soon enough.

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Go to sleep, you wankers.

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/590192/news/regions/1-240-chinese-nationals-nabbed-in-pampanga-over-alleged-illegal-online-gambling

chinks btfo

>>68150315
rice of asia part II when?

>>68150365
Suck cock

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>>68150291
>their governor is going to be a chink
>is going to be
Jerkardah governor is already chink, you dipshit.

>>68150365
Make me, Mr Lim

>>68150397
Oh wow. That's sad anon. SAD!

>>68150372
Only flipchinks should have the monopoly on gambling hehe

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>>68150376
No

>shitskins

>>68150465
>Kim Soeharjono

>>68150465
t. Batman bin Suparman

>>68150444
it is reported that some of them are starting to kill each other inside their cells. fucking chinks lmao

>>68150465
t. chang

Kontol banget gan ketemu homo di kereta

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Move bitches

Does your country have any serial killers?

>>68150883
shut up we're sleeping

>>68150922
Recto killer

>>68150922
oh boy where do we start?
>ryan jombang gay serial killer
>robot gedek pedo serial killer
>babe gay pedo serial killer

Eng: today i learnt antient Japanese
modern JP : Kyoo watashi wa hurui nihongo o manabi mashita.
antient JP: Kepu wa pa puruki yamato koto no pa wo manabi tamapiki

>muh Japanese tagalog-malay heritage

>>68151043
fuck off

>>68151043
>Kyoo
>hurui
you gotta be kidding me nigga-chan

>>68150929
>>68151104
why so cranky?

Feed me with Indonesia little-known trivia.

>>68151367
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation
>The other countries with the highest number of people openly defecating are Indonesia (54 million), followed by Pakistan (41 million),[6][7][8] Nigeria (39 million), Ethiopia (34 million), and Sudan (17 million).[3]

>>68151427
wew

>>68151367
indonesian culture attract edgelords, are you one of those?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pko0vruGo

indon orang utan
melayu monyet
india lembu

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Gonna repost my question from the previous thread.

Meleis, do you find Melei a pretty dull and inefficient language? Half of our """"language""" is borrowed words from English and we barely have any vocabulary, having to describe/explain shit in roundabout ways.

>>68151367
All SEA culture originates from there

>>68151367
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xYLzNSMKFoU

>>68151500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d13TdinTHPo&feature=youtu.be&t=1m32s

>>68150883
Flipbong fap to men...gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peBjbIKQ7bo

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dildo in pooper round 2

>>68151968
Picture of dildo please :3

>>68151968
post pic of creation

sakurahime poster is cute

>>68151749
>>68151968
This is the same guy

heh u tw gx?

>>68152162
wkkwkwkwkkwkwkwk

>>68151367
Fast food is considered a luxury here

>>68152161

sebab post aku pun kartun cine?

iyela

>>68151035
Recto killer is such a meme

I'll prove it to you it's fake, meet me 5pm tomorrow at Recto and nothing will happen to you.

How to write retard BM?

>>68152450
Retard in BM? OKU = Orang kurang upaya (lol)

hek eleh

sap kok lu pape roger k

>>68152131
Y-You think so 0////0

cock

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my dildo broke

>>68152777
homo

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>>68152450

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>>68152383

Well instead of a fag I'm a lesbo

Now quit choking on dick and answer my question

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>>68152804
fuck u bitch

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>>68152807

>>68152866
It's ok. My dick will be your dildo you slut

>>68152595
yes I do

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>>68152777

Did it broke in your butt

>>68152925
Do you want my penis to be your dildo?

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>>68152911
at least 12 inch long?
>>68152927
yeah and it took me by surprise

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>>68152887

>>68153046
Wtf. My penis is only 5.8 inch. You need a horse to have that sort of length

Kimi No Na Wa will start airing on 7 Dec, who should I invite to watch together, my best friend or my ex-crush?

>>68152962
whatever gets me closer to you

>>68153186
ex-crush first and if she turns down ask your best friend

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>>68153113
i can only fit 4 inches in my nether region but way deeper with my mouth

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enough homos
post school/uni girl

>>68153190
Hehehehe :3

Tities now >:3

>>68153297
How big is your own penis?

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>>68153297
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>>68153237
oh, that's a good idea, thanks

>>68153360
enough to the point where I can lick it myself

>kentang = tanggung
What did Jekardah mean by this?

>>68153541
0///0

Pretty big

>>68153588
+ im acrobatic, i joined tang soo do

>>68153624
Oh...so how many inches?

How does your cum taste like?

>>68153654
i think about 5 inches but it goes longer if i ram something up my butt (lol)

um, i dont taste my cum anymore because that's too gay, but it taste like.. sour and sweet?

very nice discussion we have here

Apesal semua orang haus nak mampos

>>68153731
Wow amazing. Sometimes I feel tempted to finger my own butt but I am worried it would be painful

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>>68154018
Well... you just need to massage it with lube or saliva starting with 1 finger, then 2, and then slowly to 3 fingers. I must warn you, that if you start to do this you will never be the same ever again. In my case it's too late to stop, and I'm struggling to find something bigger to fit in.

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Ok i had enough of reading gay experiences here.

Good night /asean/

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Also take note that if you over do it for your first few tries, you will find yourself farting uncontrollably and poop more often. If you want to be a pro like me, just take it slowly and if you get used to it then go all the way, like inserting 5 ping pong balls up your ass.

>>68154161
Stop it. You are making me aroused already...but I'm still kinda scared. Sometimes I actually fantasize someone plunging his penis in my boipucci and it makes me hard

I am not gay I am not gay I am not gay I am not gay >~<

It's not gay (lol). I think it's getting more common for men using butt plugs when having intercourse with their female partners because it boost their ejaculation, and feels good.

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I'm happy for both of us desu

>>68154481
Wanna practice with me? I-I'm not gay

Who wants BWC :DDDD

>>68154687
Hmmm...are you cute?

S-Shit....no....I-I'm straight...n....nn.....Gimme @~@

>>68154793
Are you not very hairy?

Feminine?

>>68154911
I am twinkish and tall :3

>>68154949
what the heck? you're not riding my bmw ever again!

>>68155002
Huh...why?

You will be on the bottom

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>>68154949
How brown are you? Would it be noticeable if your ass got BLEACH'D by me?

>>68155051
I am fair skinned sorry

>>68155061
reply with navy seal copypasta

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>>68155108
Even better

Will you shout at me in tagalog while i lotion your feet?

>>68155164
Stop it...now you are looking and sounding creepy

>>68155164
b-back off

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>>68155180
And what have we learned?

>>68155228
Back off sicko >~<

You ruined my boner

>>68155279
Literally nothing wrong with having a patrician fetish
:(

>>68155421
You killed my gay mood. Now I only want women and cute femboys

Who /wageslaving/ here

>>68155490
Glad I could cure the gay :DDDD

>>68155549
Heheheh...y-yeah

Pray the gay away lol

sleep

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>>68155549

>>68155611
I still offer you my dong in your boipussy though :9
>>68155626
Why did you steal our flag :(

>>68155682
why did you steal my boifu?

>>68155795
b-boyfu??? 0///0

FFS Gayshit should be banned on this thread
Don't talk about it, don't rp like a faggot. talk about something else

>>68155795
Uhh sorry ( ._.)

>>68154510
>animated phone call
explain

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>>68156707

>>68156707
In that context means interesting, excitement

>>68155061
dump pics

>>68155061
Western whore or native?

hmmm~~~woke up because of glass breaking sound in the kitchen.
>too scared to look
>~~<
what do?

>>68157189
Lock your door

>>68157189
Fuck the intruders.

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Hi gals, let's do this challenge.

Pic related me

>>68158386
isn't this impossible though?

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Where were you when God protectd Israel from goat fuckers??

>>68158386
Good. Now suck my dick you slut

>>68158434
it is possible someone from /a/ posted a pic

I wish I saved the pic

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>>68158434
>>68158509
Type one finger challenge, its absoluetly haram

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>>68158386
Pervert.