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あなたの好きなアニメは誰ですか?

Offensive rising sun flag

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>>68146575
今季は、イゼッタがいいね

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I wish there were a more natural way for me to learn Japanese. Grinding anki and grammar books totally kills my interest after a few weeks. I wish I had a cool Japanese friend to talk to daily to pick up on the language over time. It wouldn't be as stressful.

>>68146594
Hello Korean
Enjoy your life in Norway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4BLiOP1aaY
beautiful friday night

>>68146575
きんいろちんぽ

>>68146523
グンタイニイルトキキムヘイチョウノチンコヲスッタコトアルケドカナリイイケイケンダッタ(●´ω｀●)

>>68146643
I like to harass this thread. They have taught me many new words like ちんぽ

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>>68146721
あのさあ…

>>68146575
今期はユーフォニアム

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>>68146643
>natural way
I can talk to you like you are my baby as you suck on my tit for milk.

How do I call someone a faggot in Japanese?

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>>68146575
宮田ちゃん

>>68146721
お、おう
よかったな……

この前ズリダチとタイマン勝負したことを書くぜ

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>>68146721
イイネ(≧▽≦)

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>>68146737
>I like to harass this thread.
>They have taught me many new words like ちんぽ
you mean you like to be harassed by random japanon

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宮田ちゃんと一致するのだ

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>>68146777
As long as it helps me learn.

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>>68146594
かっこええやろ

>>68146858
Nigga please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaSEGZ3Xe_E

>>68146872
私はあなたから学びます! 私に先輩を教えてください!

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>>68146790
アホ

>>68146879
>>68146910
Exchanging body fluids with native Japanese speakers improves your Japanese exponentially.

>>68146910
what a slut

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>>68146643
if you ask that, go to DJT
We need not to use Grinding anki
>>68146737
男根
陰茎
陽物
and so on
>>68146775
京アニ教、強し
まあ、 京アニは来季に期待
ペットの娘が、もっとエロエロしていたら
いいのに
とりあえず
貼ろ
>>68146801
ええね

>>68146926
Thank you, but is there an insult that actually implies that he is a homosexual?
like faggot or schwuchtel in german

>>68146762
>>68146823
>>68146866
ナニカモンダイデモ

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>>68147108
別に…

>>68147074
There is a word オカマ(okama), but calling someone a homo is not really works well as an insult in Japan. You can say that but it sounds kind of funny.

>>68147183
http://livedoor.4.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/a/3/a374ab44.jpg
http://livedoor.4.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/f/b/fb0cc897.jpg

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>>68147248

>>68147183
How's your stomach?
I suppose you are feeling better now.

>>68146643
It will take you an extremely long time if you expect to get good by just talking to someone and "picking it up over time"

>>68147248
>pixelization
Does not count.

>>68147401
Could be worst
Still hurt a bit because I haven't eat shit since last night

1性的に男が好き
2女の格好をしている
3自分は女だと思っている
4性的に女は好きじゃない。
ホモって言っても色んなパターンがあるよね。

>>68147272
Saved. Thanks.

>>68147531
まゆゆ厳しい…(´・ω・｀)

>>68147579
。がある文とない文は何が違うの?

ニホンハカンコクノヨウニ文科はシュウギョウガムズカシイカナ?
ニホンエリュウガクシヨウカッテオモッテル。
センコウハガイゴニスルツモリヨ、ロシアゴトカアラビアゴトカインドネシアゴナド、ドウ?

>>68147624
お前漢字もひらがなも使えるのにカタコトっぽく書くのやめーや
見づらい

>>68147619
何も違わない。統一した方がいいね。

>>68147579
アナタのホモはどれかしら?
アタシは3

>>68147624
>ロシアゴトカアラビアゴトカインドネシアゴ
is it useful for your job in the future?

>>68147672
あんまりネット掲示板では。使わないかな
板によるけど浮く

>>68147579
アタシ1と4、2と3の違いが分からないわ
でもそういうものなのねきっと

How useful is a computer science bachelor's in japan?

I had to choose between IT and computer science. Opted for computer science.

It's no STEM degree, but i'm hoping I can make it work.

>>68147755
句点つけない癖ついちゃうと嫌だから、句点を付けてる。
仕事のメールとかでも、急いで書くとそういう癖ってでちゃうんだよね。

>>68147820
>illmatic
no thanks

>>68147868
別にいいと思うよ
単芝は駄目みたいな風潮と同じようなもん

>>68147665
ニホンゴヘタダカラ
>>68147734
さあ?進路もまだ決めなかったし、ただ外語学ぶこと好きだから(・ε・)

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>>68147842
ホモって多様性を訴えている割には、みんな似たり寄ったりなのよ…

I'm wondering if I should put my finger in my ass or not.

>>68147933
In my research, Japan accepts a computer science bachelor's degree for an engineering-class work visa.

I didn't want STEM because it wasn't closer to my personal skillset. I'm good with computers and want to work with them.

STEM is a meme. I don't want to be a teacher.

>>68148033
use my dick instead

>>68147842
1,2,3,4が全部Yesの人も、YesとNoが混在してる人もいるってこと。
例えば心は女だけど性的には女が好きなレズっていう人、心身共に男だけど仕事で女装してる人。
男も女も好きないわゆるバイ、逆に男も女も性的に愛せない人。
ホモと言っても奥が深い。

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>>68148033
>>68148093

>>68148100
ホモ博士ですか?

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>>68147933
>pass the blunt nigga

it's mine, back off

I love mishima's novels. he was a genius like oscar wilde.

>>68148169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EfMMNTD1x4

>>68147968
日本に来るのに、日本語を学ばないのか?

>>68148174
>oscar wilde.
both were gay

>>68148169
i'm sure that largely depends on what company you're working for.

Computers are very popular in japan, especially in the mobile scene. There will be good paying jobs in that field somewhere.

The trick is going to be finding a job that will sponsor me while giving decent pay. But i'll worry about that after I at least have my associate's.

But are you reccomending I switch to STEM?

>>68148100
む、難しいわね...
>男も女も性的に愛せない人
これもホモの範疇なのね...何だか禅問答の様相を呈してきたわ
解説ありがとう

what do you think of 語学留学?

>>68148169
>Entry level for programmers at rakuten(jap amazon) is $30,000

$30,000/year?

I'll take it. I'm currently getting $10,000/year between my two jobs.

If i can make my life work on 10k/year, i'll be able to make 30k/year work wonders.

>>68148291
Well i don't mind. i love them a lot. except their notions.

Remove gaijins!

>>68148138
マツコ・デラックスの番組で、おかまバーの企画やってて、その時に妻子もいるけど女装してるって人がいたんだよ。
それが考えるきっかけになった。

>>68148282
韓国人が日本に求職する時日本語専攻はメリットがないと思う
日本語は今もなかなかできるんだし

>>68148560
Money isn't the path to happiness, friend.

There is indeed a diference between financial happiness and social happiness. In life you can only choose one.

It's true that you don't go to Japan to make money. That is why America is the "Land of Opportunity"".

But there is another kind of happiness that exists, outside the realm of money.

>>68148539
日本で就職するなら、ロシア語もアラビア語もインドネシア語もあまり役に立たないと思う。
韓国語ができるなら、中国語やれば外国人の多い小売店とかホテルでは働けるかもしれない。

>>68148560
only one of those posters is me, you jew. what degree do i pick to make money there REEEEEE

>>68148560
Why do you take care? It is not your business.

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should I open a youtube channel?

>>68148800
You don't

>>68148765
やっぱ中国語を学ばないといけないのか《ﾟДﾟ》

>>68148858
Yes.

>>68148901
>Seriously don't waste your time, just go on holiday.

And that's where your lack of research shows.

Japan doesn't offer Holiday Working Visa's to Americans. Maybe now you understand my hell. The only way even work in japan as an american is to fully commit.

>>68148910
韓国で日本の韓流おばさんの相手すれば?

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>>68148910
何の仕事がしたいかにもよるけど、
語学力を生かしたいなら、中国語が一番堅実だね。

>>68149186
i'm aware of the risks, you fucking frog. but life is about ignoring the risks and giving it your best shot anyways. if I sit on my butt for the rest of my life thinking about how hard my dream is, nothing will change. Life won't change.

This is about more than money. It's about me, as a person. You chose the wrong person to argue with, friend.

>>68149186
Are you familiar with Japanese thing? Did you work in Japan in the past?

>>68149604
>I know more about japan than you do
Why? How?

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>>68149679

意味が分からない。
じゃあ好きにすればいいじゃん

>>68149797
Is he russian?
I don't like his face,anglo is much better

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>でぃせんばー
>雪がない
死にたい

>>68150193
カナダでも氷点下にならないんだな。

>>68150130
What do you imagine Anglos look like?

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>>68150492

>>68149604
It's okay, frog

You're on the other side of life. The one where you discarded lasting friendships, and lasting marriage because you wanted to buy 3 more cheeseburgers per week than I can.

There is two paths to happiness: Financial Success, and Social Success

you're on the financial end. social happiness is more prevalant in Japan than any other country in the globe.

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>>68150379
それ、やめてください
なぜカナダは雪が当然なことに決められたんですか
嫌味か
いじめは良くないぞ
先生に報告するぞ

今日でトレーニング3日目

What's the program to download if I want to make an "Anki deck"?

>>68150736
ｼｺｼｺ

>>68150875
今日は三回シコった

>>68150814
why are you even in this thread?

>>68150595
雪が珍しいならなんで死にたいとか言い出す

>>68150944
陰嚢が泣ける
>>68151030
雪が欲しいから

I love latinamerican society, a society where there is not respect for anyone, my fist even punched the face of my father 8 years ago
everybody is shit

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>>68150722

>>68149085
韓流おばさんって日本にもいる?
>>68149143
中国に行ってユーチューバ―とかなろうって思ってる

>>68151351
a lot of that is because of the economy. those problems will fade after the 2020 olympic games (which will cause problems in japan on their own)

it doesn't mean their society is shit. it just means their economy is shit.

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>>68151566
>a lot of that is because of the economy
it's their culture and what they believe

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>>68151351
>(I have sources for this btw)

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>>68151638
Fuck off redcoat, you have no place in this conversation.

You're just one of those roaches that wants to westernize Japan. I'm glad Japan told your ambassador to fuck off

http://nichegamer.com/2016/03/01/japanese-representative-refutes-un-suggestion-to-ban-media-depicting-sexual-violence/

>>68151638

What the fuck are you even talking about. Most japanese people are about ass depressed as an average brazilian. Its a lively culture with happy people seen from a scandinavian point of view. They really just generally are vibrant and seeking and creating exciting situations and things.

I don't really see the basis of this criticisms now. They are overworked and stressed out but the culture overall is the opposite of depressed really. This is what people who know whats up will say.

Knowledge only from western japan, the eastern bit seems foreign really. They are culturally so different.

>>68151883
>You're just one of those roaches that wants to westernize Japan.
kek
and no

>>68151930

Like conversations with the japanese? WTF will the talking never end. Its long and non stop. This must be some sort of depraved mediterranian sorcery. Is there never and ending when will the silence start? This is what a scandinavian will face there. Its a cultural shock to see that these people who are stereotyped as silent are really the most talkative and advanced in small talk. A true hell to be even following with.

>>68152082
see ya naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, soo ya nen. see ya , soo ya nen. na! NA!. homma? homma homma!

>>68152022
Shitting on japanese society is the same thing as rejecting it, friend.

I sincerely hope the 2020 olympic games get cancelled. Just because faggots like you are going to ruin everything.

>>68152217
but japan has hosted the olympics before though

>>68152217
where are you getting this from?
you know nothing about me, how i think, and, what i want japan to be.

I'd rather Japan continue as they are

Your mastery of character invention is something to marvel at
Thanks for the laugh

>>68152197
hommani hommani. Now it seems like the vodka is working its ways through my being.

I can read japanese but not write much r8?!?!?

Never educated in the stuff but just speaking it daily, worked a while in japan also without working visa. Construction brute coming through.

やっぱり日本の文化は今全て関西が中心に思われる事が正しいだろう。

>>68152299
>but japan has hosted the olympics before though
This one's different

The stakes are a lot, lot higher for this Olympics

There is extremely high catastrophe that will result in this one.

Japanese businesses will start international dealings with the rest of the world after the olympics. Given how japan's economy is bleeding, this means business owners in Japan will start looking to dealing with other countries

That's when the politics and legislative shit kicks in and japanese culture starts to get shifted away from what it is now to what is more acceptable on a global level.

the 2020 olympic games are in the "perfect storm" of being a catalyst of change in japan

>>68152307
>I'd rather Japan continue as they are

Oh really? Then explain the war of 1812, fucking brit.

>>68152506
yeah
sorry about that
i tried to stop it by sending a letter to the army

what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>68152550
so you think japanese culture is awful and what they believe, but you don't want it to change?

If only your amabassadors thought the same. Every year some fucking guy from your country tries to get Japan to change its shit and they get told to fuck off

I'm kind of glad Hillary lost the election in my country. There's still hope.

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Everything and Everyone changes. 無常、常無し

https://youtu.be/-F9-jYb_z8A

Ubiquitous Kami (＾ω＾ ≡ ＾ω＾))

Pallalel Papa (・´з`・)

ヤフーニュースのコメントってなんでこんな水準低いの

ヤフーはガキより老害が多い希ガス
ガキはLINE,Twitter, youtube見るし

明日は腹筋100回やろう

>>68146575
https://youtu.be/v8teRVjsdr0

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>>68153290
>implying japan will change

the three biggest potentials for japanese change were a hillary clinton presidency, the trans-pacific partnership, and the olympic games

2 of those 3 have already been destroyed (crushing shinzo abe's magnum opus), we'll have to see about the 3rd

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>>68153875
Japan's in the progress of going full right wing, friend

Meet Toshio Tamogami
>Decorated Air Defense General
>Wants nukes
>Wants cruise missiles, aircraft carriers, and bombers
>Wishes Japan had nukes in WW2
>Japan was never aggressor in WW2, Chang Kai-Shek and FDR started it
>Japan needs to beat sense into their kids

He is based as hell

タイゴキ駆除?

幽霊見たことある?

>>68153290
autists dont like change

never seen ghost

>>68154473
アホか?

>>68154057
sounds objective unlike continent tho

>>68154057
??? Chiang did nothing wrong, he just wanted to beat the commies and unite his country again.

Thaicuck post is delite kek.

>>68154772
夜中に山の中で道に迷って車下りたら笑い声と話し声が聞こえてきたけど誰もいなかったから
幽霊だろあれは
怖かったなあれは

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>>68154830
>unite his country
>again
when did "chink" it?
yeah, great Mao did first.

>>68154966
I just mean 'make it united again', like it was before 1911.

Mao never got Taiwan, so he failed to unite China.

>>68154946
潜在意識が何かを期待したからだろ
アホだろ
童貞だろ

僕も童貞だけど

>>68155022
Taiwan was Taiwan before there was part of Japan and Chiang's

まっとうな状態で幽霊なんてみたことないな

金縛りのときならある

満州と蒋介石と毛と台湾とチベットとウィグルとビルマがどのようだったかを知ってる外人は、たぶんこの世に存在しない

僕の彼女は幽霊だけど僕にしか見せられない

Historical perspective (ﾟ ∀ﾟ )

>>68155209
休憩して小便しようって車下りただけだし街頭一個だけだどあったし幽霊信じてなかったし恐怖とかなかったし潜在意識とかはない
山の中真っ暗だし俺1人しかいなかった
誰か俺見て笑ってるのかって頭にきて探したけど誰もいなかった
キャンプするような場所もないし

>>68155318
俺にも見せろよ

アハハハ何やってんだこんなところでアハハハって確かに聞こえたんだよ
本当だぞ

Ghost in the Shart

JLPTは日曜日
かかってきな、漢字
ぶっ殺すぞ、文法
倒してやる、単語
この俺が勝つ

>>68155582
ghost in the fart

>>68155724
聴解はスルーすんの

>>68155441
寝取られるかもしれないから嫌だ
>>68155541
幽霊より妖怪だろ
一寸法師ならありの話だろ

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>>68155424
>>68155541
うーんとね、「笑われてる」と思って頭に来たってことはやや被害妄想の気があるのでおそらく統合失調症ですかね。
嘘つきマンで注目浴びたいマンなら演技性人格障害。
とりあえずどっちにしろお薬投げておきますねー。

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(´・ω・｀)

>>68155777
聴解は挑戦してみる

>>68156087
You're not him... are you?

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I created now. Rate this awesome fucking leaf

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>>68154799
>sounds objective unlike continent tho

what did he mean by this?

>>68155724
そして聴解には敗北して落ちるパターンだな

>>68146643
try herro tark

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rate mine ;(

>>68156184
leafy/10

>>68156527
>mayuyu
literally who

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>>68156087

>>68156341
He said Santakurousu visits from Russia with neo-communism to Nihon

>>68156087
Forced Loli Cosplayer has no force

>>68154057
desilusion is one hell of a drug

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beautiful japan

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peru?

>>68156984
>kurosaki
卍解

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc

>>68157168
is that how the nipponese pronounce kawasaki?

sandniggers will still my bike

>>68157298
t. nigger

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>>68157083

honestly I prefer commit suicide rather than work with a white

>>68158037
長い時間が経ったのに、まだ韓国人の女性憧れるんだな
お前のようなキモい奴じゃなかったら、ちょっとロマンチックなイメージだ

>>68158037
middle is best girl

>>68158855
Peru's ex a best girl

>>68160630
>ex
He confessed his love to her and got rejected

>>68156984
Zapper

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Can someone please tell that kanji. Thanks.

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>>68160630
>>68160799
guess who are they

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Would you date a neo-pagan hippie?

>>68161647
Go to /djt/ >>68146113

>>68161974
your mom and dad

>>68161974
You and her in the future

>>68162708
They used a cheap Chinese knockoff katana that wasn't Japanese steel folded a thousand times

おはよう

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>>68162708
The sword below = my dick when i see a fine asian lady

計算用紙と方眼紙の違いは何ですか
計算用紙に意味があるのか

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>>68146627

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>>68162998
I don't know 計算用紙 much.
方眼紙 is drawn グラフ.

>>68163375
thanks

http://mint.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gogaku/1300582102/ このスレの人は何か

>>68147061
DJT on /a/? I thought they just banned it?

>>68163500
you're welcome.

http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2016/11/21/prosecution-seeks-life-term-for-man-accused-of-burying-woman-alive-in-chiba/

can't you guys stop burying people alive or hiding corpses in the fridge?

ロシアとの平和条約は欲しくないな
ウンコより役に立たないじゃんこれ
平和条約によって今以上ロシア人が日本に入ってくるとか本当に嫌、偉大なロシアに引きこもってろよ

おっはようー (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ

>>68163947
おはようオージー人

>>68163816
そうか?
わいは日米露同盟を築いてみたいが
まぁ領土問題解決しないとな

besides having sex, what else gives you pleasure?

>>68163816
ロシアは北方領土に弾道ミサイルを配備するとか言ってるし、日本をなめてるよ
4島返還なければ平和条約なんていらないな

>>68164210
watching people have sex

>>68163983
ロシア相手にしてもメリットないじゃん
インフラ整備に金出させて戻ってくるものは何1つないよ
別にロシア無くてもこの国困らないからね、中古車なら東南アジアや中近東で需要はあるし

>>68164210
fapfap time.

>>68164210
Watching your future gf get BLACKED

今日もお仕事がんばるぞー

>>68164542
土曜日だ
仕事がない
わーいわーい

I also love eat but its and unhealthy hobby
I like hardworking but alone, I would like to build an entire house by myself

>>68161647
they're Chinese.

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>>68164636
>I would like to build an entire house by myself

>>68164624
土曜日だ仕事だ
日曜日だ仕事だ
月曜日だ仕事だ
火曜日だ仕事だ…

>>68164797
休日は?

「言霊秘書・山口志道霊学全集」p553神風伯本書より

天地人の氣は、昼は澄みて明るく、夜は濁りて瞑(くらし)。
故に、息根に入りて眠る。病は眠りて息の濁りより受ける。
それゆえ朝に東方に向て、日輪を仰ぎ、天照太神を拝し、吾罪を懺悔し、神風伯を吹いて、胎内の息の濁りを吹き払い、天親無量寿の氣を呑むときは、五体の気、日々新たにして、罪と云う罪なく、幸有りて禍無し。無病にして、天命の齢を保つ。
天照太神、日々に此気を吹きし給ふなり。

古神道の日拝のやりかたらしいけど日の出を拝んで陽気を呼吸するって爽やかでええな

>>68164772
it looks good, it looks bad for earthquake though.

>>68165316
こんなのもあったよ

呑気法(どんきほう)〜動の御陽気修行〜

わが先祖先輩たちは、空気をまるで水を飲むように呑み込む呼吸法を、昔から呑気法といって実行して心身の健康、心の鍛練につとめてきました。
ただしこの時は、吐く方だけでなく、吸う方も主体となっています。(『呼吸について』ならびに『腹式呼吸〜静の御陽気修行〜』を参照)
腹式呼吸と同じように座って、肩の力を抜いて下腹をへこませながら息を吐き、そして吸う時に口中に空気を含んで水を飲むように呑み込んで下さい。
最初は、「つば」と一緒に飲み込んでみて下さい。
「ごくん、ぐ、ぐ、ぐっ」との音とともに胃の中に直通し始めたらもう大丈夫です。
なかなかできない時には、仰向けに寝て同じ動作を繰り返して下さい。
入った空気は、しばらくしますと「ゲップ」となって出て来ますし、もっと慣れてきますと「オナラ」になって下から出て来ますが、この時は決して臭くないのでご安心下さい。

陽気を肺じゃなくて胃に飲み込むのが特色みたいだな

>>68154473
幽霊ではないと思うけど、真夜中に、貞子にソックリな人を見かけたことならある。
薄暗い場所で、真っ白な服、長い髪、足は裸足でボンヤリ立っていた。
友人と一緒じゃなかったら、幻覚じゃないの?って疑われそうなくらいに気持ちが悪い経験だったな、あれは。

>>68164797
幸せになるためには、不幸せを経験しなければならない。

>>68163602
tis on /int/ now

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>my face when the guys over at the DJT are completely oblivious to the fact they're learning the chinese kanji variants because they don't know about the whole han unification cancerous situation
So much for that "educational" thread.

>>68167839
explain

>>68167989
If you're either:
- On a non-japanese Android device (and not reading this thread from e.g. Firefox)
- Using Chrome on Windows

Try typing 誤字 (ごじ) and 直す (なおす) and screenshot the results, or just screencap this post.
I'll tell you if you're affected by the issue

>>68168125
>using anything but firefox when rikaisama exists

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>>68168169
>Implying I'm not currently posting from Firefox from my desktop computer
>implying I haven't rooted my phone anyway to get rid of this crap
>Implying I'm using rikaisama on a regular basis anyway

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おはよう

>>68168452
おはよう
そちらは、パジャマを着ていられないほどの暑さなのか?

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>>68158251

you know working with chinks and asians is way worse peru

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>>68168761
もちろん、初夏です

>>68168919
lol its winter, dummy :P

>>68169010
oh thank god, it was just a misunderstanding

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>>68168919

>>68168919
25℃か、暑すぎず良い感じだな。
>>68169157
仕事が早くて、ワロタw

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>>68168125
i don't get it

left is chome
right is firefox

>>68169257
25℃は暑すぎだよ
15℃はちょうど良い感じ

>>68169399
25Cは暑すぎって?
お前雪だるまか?

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>>68169379
>>68168125
ah, okay. I see it now

>>68169379
Well fuck, either Google got their act together and finally fixed this after 10 damned years on desktop Chrome, or 4chan put a language hint metadata somewhere.
Anyway, not so long ago you'd have gotten completely different kanji in Chrome and in Firefox.

>>68169604
Yes, that's it.

>>68169399
流石、スオミちゃん
↓日本で有名なフィンランドmeme
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/katti/20091011/p1

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Looks like this on my phone where I fixed the problem

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フィンランドとフランスでなんとなく・・・

学校なう

>>68170038
女子生徒の写メをよろしく

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I love Japan!

>>68170081
男子校だわ(´･ω･`)

I love Japan は「出てこいシャザーン」と同じリズムで言う。

自国は時刻地獄です

>>68170857
じゃあ教室とか廊下とかの写メで許してあげる

BBC News - Martin Shkreli: Australian boys recreate life-saving drug http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38153254?

Besieds, did Hiroyuki talk with Martin Shkreli for 4chan takeover...?

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>Nippon
>Nihon
>Japan

>>68170938
さすがに堂々と撮る勇気はないわ
バレたら没収だし

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>>68169399
>15℃は
天国です

>>68171293
バレないようにはよ撮れよ

>>68171567
やだねー

>>68171678
臆病者たひね

>>68171678
諦めるな、頑張れ!
お前ならきっとできる!
行け行け!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqrgxZLd_gE

来春劇場公開される遠藤周作原作のハリウッド映画「沈黙」
おれは無宗教だけどこれは期待できるな
原作はグレアム・グリーンが絶賛してたようだし
すくなくとも「ラスト・サムライ」よりはいい作品だろう

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According to this video Americans have the best chance of getting a japanese girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXu0IA5CLfY

Can you speak Japanese?
日本語で話って出来るか。

Is this correct?

>>68172037
ニホンゴジョーズデスネ

>>68172037
canのニュアンスに合わせてそう訳したなら
間違ってはいない

>>68172037
正確には
『あなたは日本語を話せますか?』

>>68172019
>be american
>have a sharp chin
>have a big back
>have a good vein
>be a gentleman
>be funny
>be kind

>mfw i fall into all these categories

why don't i have a girlfriend

>>68172037
間違ってはいないけど少し違和感のある感じ

>>68172037
yeah
ネットや友人のみに使用するのだったらok
but,「日本語は話せますか」is more polite desu

>>68172037
日本語話せますか?
日本語できますか?
These are better.

日本の貧乏手料理と言ったら何を思い浮かべますか

>>68172155
Because you're missing the biggest thing

>>68172155
Because you're in america

Can't get a nip in america friend

>>68172205
冷凍製品のおかずと米

>>68172205
たまごかけご飯、ふりかけご飯
これ料理じゃないかな?
じゃあ、もやしの炒め物とかかな?もやしは安い。

>>68172257
(´･ω･`)

>>68172234
what am i missing?

i have a huge fucking dick too don't even start with that

>>68172082
>>68172119
>>68172141
>>68172168
>>68172183
>>68172193

ありがとう

>>68172300
do you go outside and talk to people

>>68172205
金のかからない簡単な手料理といえばおにぎりだろうな
中に入れる具もおかかや梅干でいいし

>>68172300
assertiveness, confidence, inexperience

[spoiler]you sound lke elliot[/spoiler]

Are the girls offering blowjobs/"massages" near the Don Quijote in Shibuya some sort of scam?

Yesterday was my first day in the country and while looking for a 711 I had multiple women straight up ask if I want blowjobs.

Was that some sort of small red light district I accidentally walked into?

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>>68172205

>>68172257
>>68172287
>>68172343
なるほど
ということはもやしおにぎりは一番健康的ですね
味付けしたかったら梅干しも入れるのかな

わかった。ありがとうございます。日本に住む日があったら覚えておきます。

ジャルジャルとハライチしか知ってる芸人出てないけどM-1グランプリ見る(´･ω･`)

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>>68172458
それ手料理じゃないじゃんwwwwww

>>68172424
They're undercover cops

They always do the best blow-J's

今日の昼食はヤマザキチーズゴールドと明治プリン超BIG

>>68172524
For real? I thought non-penetration prostitution was legal in Japan.

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昼飯なう

今日の三食はまた白米とレンズマメ

>>68172628
test the waters ;)

>>68172019
>大きな背中、尖った顎、太い血管
それ、単なるチアキちゃんの趣味じゃんw太い血管ってw

>>68146643
Try this
Get some sentences you know the meaning of and that have words you're familiar with, but also include ones you still need to learn
Print them out and copy them down and repeat them aloud. Do this with several sentences and do them in different orders so you have to keep remembering their meaning and pronunciation
Do this until you've learned the new words, then repeat the process again including the words you just learned and another set of new ones
This will help you learn new words and also learn at least one correct way to use them. weblio and jisho have gigantic databases of sentences translated both ways.

>>68172714
カナダ人って米食べるんだ

あらかじめいっておくぞw
新スレは310post超えてからだぞ

>>68172712
豚骨ラーメン?旨そう(´･ω･`)

>>68172712
トンコツ?美味そう
今日は、家に引きこもる予定だから家にある物(肉まん、ピザまん)で済ますよ
>>68172714
>三食白米とレンズマメ
味付けくらいは変えるよね?

>>68172778
博多とんこつチャーシューラーメン
替え玉は2玉まで無料やった

>>68172800
>2玉まで無料
太っ腹な店だな

>>68172757
カナダにアジア人がいっぱいってのはただのミームじゃあるまい
>>68172783
サーモンもあったけどなくても変えません

>>68172712
まさか共食い?

>>68172950
おかず…おかずは?おかず食べるよね?

your opinion about suicide

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デザートなう
(別の店)

>>68172993
米はおかず

>>68173031
Once met someone in the hospital who survived one. He was pretty down in the dumps as you can imagine so I told him, "Cheer up, it's not the end of the world."

>>68173077
美味そう
でも、よくラーメン食べた後にクレープが入るよなw
>>68173081
なん…だと!?

>>68173031
I'm not sure so could you do it so I can have a better opinion on it?

>>68173077
スマホ持ちながら食べ歩きはマナー大違反
死刑

>>68173166
ベンチがあったから座ってる

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>>68172714
ワイは蕎麦屋で蕎麦喰った
これから、温泉や
>>68173081
それは
「けいおん」のHTTの曲や
>>68173166
ワイは、しばらくしたら
嫁と温泉じゃ

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>>68173166

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>>68173081
ほれ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjKOUPZ80kQ