/brit/

fuck cunts

The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIl15v4fWzA

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the gf

Jumping out for a Greggs then coming home and getting stoned

You lads want anything?

under a corbyn government, (You)s will become (We)s

>>68143045
chicken cornetto thanks

>>68143045
call someone a racist slur while you're there for me, would you mate

>>68143045
A gf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw

doing a listen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URwL_nxYl1k

Ah yes, the right wing of American media

>>68143045
gf

what would happen if the house of saud was all wiped out

I'm having a hard time dealing with this heat.
What's the ideal temperature?

>>68143088
10c with the sun out

what would happen if the house of fraser was all wiped out?

>>68143088
15 celcius with access to a blanket
22 celcius with no access to a blanket

>>68143088
28 degrees celsius

>>68143088
20-24

Theory: gas those that dissent

>>68143045
need a gf

>>68143088
40 celsius

>>68143130
disagree

>>68143045
cheese & onion pastie, ribena and a gingerbread

>>68143130
Theory: Assign innocence or guilt to individuals based not on their actions but on the group to which they belong

>>68143079
this is indeed a disturbing timeline we're living in

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Got called a Christian in Greggs

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hmmmmmm

Conjecture: displace, by force, the catholic of Ireland

>>68143088
sweater weather

>>68143088
was fucking rubbish working in the sun today let me tell you

was just buying gluten free bread in tesco extra when someone came up behind me and whispered "do not fuck with the yardies" in my ear in a strong cornish accent

when I turned around he was gone

>>68143196
they're called jumpers

>poleaboo hasn't been on steam in a week
>poleaboo hasn't been on hearthstone in a week
>poleaboo hasn't been on his blog in a week

bit worried

>>68143209
the government got to him

theory: the left used to be the ones who had funny memes, but now its the right

Sara: wife material
Aisha: gf material
Rosie: cum dump in the back of a nightclub material

>>68143223
The right invented memes

>>68143223
disagree

>>68143209
I'm surprised it was this arrest that broke him since he's actually innocent this time.

>68143209
>tfw runtapoo killed himself and the police arrest everyone who told him to kill himself on /brit/
aha going to be a brilliant day

>>68143226
ah yes would very much enjoy a mentally ill communist wife

>>68143248
what was it arrested for?

>>68143248
what probably broke her was her dad's rant

>>68143252
>poleaboo got extradited from England to Scotland
>runts get extradited from Australia to England

hi

>>68143252
so they are going to arrest the whole of /brit/ then

>implying addiction exists
Just stop doing thing, haha.

>>68143248
what did he get arrested for?
makes sense though, if he were genuinely innocent the injustice would compel him

>>68143279
fingered a cat

im so glad australia was never part of the slave trade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsK7beQeFU

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RIP in peace sweet princess

>>68143279
>>68143298
1 count of breach of bail
3 counts of "communications act" (emailing the university staff he wants to kill himself and asking the polish girls for help with his appeal)
hacking is possibly under investigation

Theory: the alt-right are the establishment now

>>68143314
>tfw we werent but we're such good boys that we let them escape to here and start villages

there are mandem in southern canada that have been there longer than most of the white people

>>68143298
>would compel him
to jihad, it's in his blood.

>>68143319
he never stood a fucking chance with that face lmao

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me

>>68143319
is this actually him

hahaha holy shit

Anyone one who supports Brexit is really a cretin in so many ways... It's now a fight to save the country from the nightmare that these blind arrogant fools are leading us all in to

FENTON

FENTON

FENNNTON

FENNNTOOOON

FENNNNNNTOOOOOON

FENNNNNNTOOOOOOOOONN

FENNNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN

FENNNNNNNNNNNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN

>>68143297
man im kinda inclined to agree with this, at lea for shit like cigarettes
fucking come on mate just stop its not that hard

>>68143283
>her
Runt

just sitting here counting the minutes until I see the polish oneitis

what a sad existence

>>68143359
t. paid member of the liberal democrat party

Do you think poleaboo's dad found out about his "transition" and he's now 6 feet under the concrete in the back garden?

>>68143361
JESUS CHRIST

D E M

S U R G E

2020

>>68143372
Smoking one right now. Don't judge me you abo twat

going to warehouse project tonight lads

>>68143361
i remember pmsl when my cuzzos from england showed me that vid

>>68143045
sausage bean melt and a yum yum

>>68143409
His family found the pills and clothes after the police raid but they're ignoring it.

>>68143424
Fantastic post

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me and the bird

Is it ok to shop at J A C A M O

hi

>>68143454
yes
t. johnny vegas

>>68143443
>police raid
wtf bit over the top

>>68143449
>teeth
FOY

>>68143454
yeah it's the official /brit/ tailor of choice

>>68143449
she looks better here, reece looks like her hairstylist

>>68143454
yeah course mate, do you mind if I just squeeze past?
*tries to shimmy past you*

>being a considerate person is enough to get (You)s from alt-runts
l m a o

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>>68143487
>reece looks like her hairstylist

hi.

Give me ur tinder bios

I need some tips

68143504
Heh, not so fast

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>>68143508

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reminder deano comes from a long line of deanos

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aisha is just pure fucking filth

there is no way she wouldn't eat out your arse if you told her to

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me and your gf

>>68143528
is are bradley wearing a hat you stupid frog?

>>68143541
this is true but I don't see why anyone would ever ask for that

thought that sara and aisha were the same person haha

>>68143479
Hurting feelings is a serious crime.

>>68143449
>68143449
girl has a honestly nothing special face but clearly quite a cracking bod

lad, well.. I just can't not think lads who clearly put THIS much effort in to their appearence are ponces.

Nothing wrong with cleaning up a bit, but trying to look like a premier leauge footballer is faggy as fuck, bin the tights for a start, and do your button up, this isn't miami vice you cunt

do not fuck with the yardies

Are there any Irish here?

>>68143567
so is phishing

>>68143581
irish on holiday in england here

>>68143576
good post

when your da says he's coming over with indian but he's 20 minutes late
sh-should I be worried?

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should probably do something productive today, but

>>68143541
hmm i think i'd let her poo in my mouth.

>>68143583
Not really, he didn't want bank details or anything a normal person would want.

>>68143443
can you give me an update on what happend last month or two?

also how do you even know this

>>68143555
>I don't see why anyone would ever ask for that
y-yeah me either hahaha...

bit sick haha

>>68143601
I have a question.
I heard you Irish put the horse shoe on the door of the entrance.

That is true?

>>68143409
he's in the slammer last I heard

>>68143648
people do that across the UK for good luck

>>68143648
ya

why are people obsessed with the bumhole in sex

it's where poo comes from?

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manchildren BTFO once again

>>68143632
>can you give me an update on what happend last month or two?
Poley got expelled from uni
Girls found out he hacked them
Police raided his house

>also how do you even know this
Blog + logic

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Putting the ol p'made in the hair lads

>>68143690
can imagine that prison is the best place for him

he would actually enjoy the daily bummings

>>68143672
fucking hell, imagine if you were related to one of the randoms who was on that plane as well
what a cunt

t.b.h how weak-willed do you have to be to get addicted to drink or fags?

I drink one night a weekend and I have maybe 10 fags a month, just moderate yourselves you fucking children

>>68143690
>Poley got expelled from uni
wasnt that literally two years ago? or did they officially say he's never allowed back
>Girls found out he hacked them
how did he do this and what did he hack/do with his hacking

road calle

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>>68143657
>>68143668
thanks that is interesting for me
the story about the horse shoe was introduced on Japanese TV show about Tuatha Dé Danann

>>68143553
exactly you mong

>>68143731
the guy responsible is dead now too though lmao

>>68143749
if you weren't around to see when it happened why do you suddenly give a shit now?
fuck off, you absolute shitheap and stop asking to be spoonfed

obama is such a fucking dumb nigger

https://news.grabien.com/story-flashback-obama-mocks-trump-promising-keep-carrier-plant-us

>>68143746
some people have addictive tendencies it's not their fault it's in their genes

I can drink at the weekend smoke a pack of fags and maybe do a bit of coke/md but it doesn't affect me during thw eek

wouldn't mind sampling the boipucci once before I die

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Which of your cities has cutest anime girls?

>>68143774
too good for him, taking other people down like that

why are you supposed to put interests on a resume

>>68143749
he send phishing emails to them trying to get their addresses etc.

then he just posted about it on here and on his blog

fucking runtstain

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>some people have addictive tendencies it's not their fault it's in their genes
not even dignifying this broscience shite with a response

>>68143799
maybe it was part of his plan

>>68143749
>wasnt that literally two years ago? or did they officially say he's never allowed back
Literally on the blog
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/university-correspondence/

>how did he do this and what did he hack/do with his hacking
general stalker shit

>>68143803
you arent

only upper middle class runts that did backpacking would be so conceited as to think their employer cares what they do when they arent wageslaving

>Vote for Lib Dem candidate who said that there wasn't a clear majority and people didn't know what they voted for
>Panics when the same thing is said about her in a radio interview
>Literally stops answering the questions and gets an aide to answer for her, pretending that she had another interview
>Interview tears her a new one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn3vuKEgTbs

What a fucking disaster

is there even a point in /int/ outside of /brit/? why not just scrap it and make a /brit/ board?

>>68143841
Howling, first question

>When is the second by election going to be held ?

Absolutely brutal

>>68143838
you should put any interests that are relevant to the job

like if you are applying to become a rent boy you should say that you like lots of causal sex

>>68143853
/pg/ poleaboo general

>>68143779
this is an incredibly unwarranted emotional reaction
calm down you pathetic cunt

>>68143841
it's funny because I bet there are no small number of people who voted Lib Dem as a protest vote and will now want to reconsider after seeing her face

>>68143841
>3rd party runt was well placed to steal a constituency and now thinks she's hot shit

>>68143820
im pretty sure that its true some genes can be responsible for addictive tendencies, dont think its bro science
it is their fault for not controlling it though, similar to nonces

>>68143898
post sexually aggressive robots

>>68143898
fucking robots

by this time next year there will be a large amount of girls who were born in 2004 that you wish you could fuck

the future is female

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might do down the chippy

fancy a battered sausage rn

>>68143929
>chippy

its chipper, moron

>>68143929
really wish we had quality fish n chips here

>>68143929
it's crisps!

>>68143919
*takes a few moments to do the maths*
...FUCK OFF NonCE

>>68143841
the interviewer starts off pretty hostile to be fair to her

condescending tone too

>>68143938
its actually not

trying to get your head punched in lil b

Do I file commieslags under "wank bank" or "brit gimmick"

hmmmm

>>68143929
Hot chip shop lad

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fish and chips for lunch lads

>>68143919
haha yeah
really makes you think lol

>>68143956
its noncey to act on it
its only logical to acknowledge it

>>68143929
it;s a chippotorium you fucking pleb

Study Comp Sci
I don't make mistakes, just date them

Tinder bio

>>68144006
gonna nick that but replace the runty student bit with "junior investment banker" or something

seriously hate jews

what is the difference between moron and stupid and retard and idiotic and foolish and silly
and why do you have so many words for that concept

>>68144017
All the more words to describe yanks with

>>68144020
sublime post

>>68144014
rasheed

>>68144017
retardation is a medical condition
moron or stupid refers to their intellect
foolish or silly is more like being occassionally stupid

>>68144017
the differences are subtle

>>68144014
rude desu

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>>68144017

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>Brits in charge of leaving a union

If this were the Irish they'd already be the 52nd state of America. Also really really dead.

>>68144011
but are you a junior investment banker?

>>68144053
I don't think it would have gone back down to 79 in the space of a minuite

struggling through Troilus and Cressida lads

>>68144053
the average temperature would have still been elevated after because of the firestorm

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>>68144024
no just a self respecting white man

>>68144040
your day will come

Holy shit so many qt's on tinder in Central London

Weeeeew

>>68144087
all the more to turn you down

>>68144065
lol i'm not going on tinder to find a gf mate, once i'm bollock-deep in her it'll be too late, i'll have already won

name me one attractive feminist

>>68144040
post fucking machines you filthy jew

>>68144104
t'gf

>>68144104
laurie penny

>>68144104
Laci Green

>implying you wouldn't

how does tinder work?

Have the people you swiped left or right already seen your profile??

>>68144104
me

references are a jewish invention designed to keep people on the autistic spectrum out of the workforce

height is god's way of establishing an unspoken social hierarchy among human males

a 5'10 billionaire will still feel a slight pang of inferiority when stood next to a 6'2 unemployed alcoholic

>>68144138
sometimes.
if you swipe a person theyll eventually swipe you or have already swiped you.

>>68144138
some have and some haven't. some matches take days/weeks

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Ah yes, the Irish

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the gf

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>god

>>68144104
jean seberg

>called Poleaboo bearded lady
>hoped that he'd swing into court by his neck
>he actually offs himself

feel bit bad now

Day 2 of the Great Illness:
Morale is low, nutrient intake is lower
Things have not improved

I wish to die

>>68144104
Taylor Swift

>>68144172
ah yes, very unobtainable

>>68144152
t. cheesestring

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Daily reminder that when Israel invaded Palestine in 2002 they put porn all over the TV networks to pacify the population and they use this exact same trick wholesale across the west to undermine white gentile culture and morals.

>>68144177
you've become a vegetarian?

>>68144206
What?

No, I'm just sick lol.

>>68144192
t. dairylea dunker

Imagine being a christian lol

Imagine if your god was supposed to come back to earth almost 2000 years ago but he never showed up and you were still waiting lmao

>>68144183
just get a better job mate

>>68144172
would kill everyone one of you to shag her desu

>>68144203
deceptive little bastards

>>68144104
angelina jolie

Whats the proof poleaboo killed himself? Haven't been on /brit/ a while

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>everyone one

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>would kill everyone one of you to shag her desu

>>68144203
they're nothing if not cunning, in an insidious, subversive way

>>68144245
he's in the nick

running saved my life, recommend it if your feeling down.

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>Imagine being a christian lol

>Imagine if your god was supposed to come back to earth almost 2000 years ago but he never showed up and you were still waiting lmao

>>68144203
>free porn
>somehow bad
probably all they wanted was to let the goatfuckers wank a bit so they won't be so angry all the time

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the obtainable gf

>>68144104
emma watson

>>68144263
>that pic

imagine that this is the type of man that would be drafted come a war

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>>68144264
Fuck off kike.

>>68144256
When paki trannies get put in the slammer, do they keep them in general population?

Here I think they'd be likely to end up in segregation or some kind of special unit so their cellmate doesn't beat them to death with the sink.

would heem the living christ out of any of you if it meant I had a chance of gfing the oneitis

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>dad is listening to Linkin Park on full volume

>>68144299
sing along lad

CRAAAAAAAWLIIIING IIIIIN MY SKIIINN

>>68144293
nah we just chuck em all in the same place and let them run wild, spectacular "compassionate" "liberal" prison system

(the prison suicide rate has tripled since the 1960s when they were introduced)

>>68144288
cannon fodder innit

>>68144269
if only I was handsome and rich...

was a juror in poleaboo's trial today
convinced the rest of the lads he was guilty even though i knew the accusations were false

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>>68144264
Porn undermines the social fabric of society and defiles women and degrades sexual relationships between healthy people. Take your poison elsewhere Schlomo.

>>68143088
27 with strong winds.Basically rainy weather

>>68144366
>naziboos
nah,
not a fan

>>68144366
wtf I'm a rorke now

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>>68144366
wow haha

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looks like she's loving life

>>68144361
>>68144269
stop posting this plastic slag

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S
EHHHHHHHHHNLLLLLEHHHHHHHHHHHH
BLEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Hmmmm really makes me think.

>>68144400
i know youd prefer me to post men but im straight, sorry

>>68144329
Wonder if that was caused by changes to the prison system or cunts getting soft since the 60's?
Don't know much about prison over there 2bh. Here they don't bother trying to make you not want to die, they just keep the tools to do it away from you.

>>68144344
Got called for jury duty once

Told them I felt I would be biased in any case involving minorities and they sent the lot of us home.

>>68144409
is this implying kpop is less sexually suggestive lmao

I think that the janny would not appreciate me proving you wrong son

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>>68144380
Not really a Naziboo or a National Socialist but Hitler was certainly right about the overall degrading effect Jews have on gentile society. But then again, he was hardly the first person to recognise that.

eighteen(one eight) transgender celebs we knew nothing about

wanted to post a joke about jewish people but worried a humourless thread minder would take it seriously and summon me to court

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>>68144366
Back to r/theredpill you go

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>>68144409
Hmmmmmm I wonder who is behind this

>>68144439
this is not a real quote haha

>>68144466
Really gets the clockwork ticking.

>>68144203
that's a top tier psy-op

also jewish lads > rasheeds

>>68144463
waheyyy

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>>68144439
good post

Just got a letter from my plastic surgeon

>>68144463
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

is tinder really this easy

or does the la who made this pic have an attractive profile

>>68144448
NOT happy about missing
>>68144444

>>68144506
>is it easy to get a girl to agree to getting licked out

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>>68144459
Except r/theredpill is about abandoning women and defiling them. Not watching porn is about having respect for yourself, your culture and wanting health relationships between men and women.

>>68144469
Yes it is.

>>68144497
what?
>>68144463
does that count as prostitution?
>>68144489
what'd you get done? wouldn't mind a rhinoplasty myself

>>68144497
stop posting this

its mine and I havnt posted it in weeks

>>68144533
ears pinned back

>ever losing your virginity and having a relationship with a female
I pity you lot desu.

goodnight

>>68144523
i dont know is it

and thats it?

>>68144570
goodnight

>>68144548
my sister reckons i have perfect ears

stop watching porn

>>68144561
y

/socksgfxmas2016/ could be on the cards lads

i've got a small window of opportunity

I do hope, after this has healed that I can be your friend, because I trust you infinitely and you'll always be so so close to me.

>>68144593
sike

*does the whip and nae nae*

AYYYYYYY roflmao

yahh bitch yahhhh!!! to the windOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>68144586
>>68144570
dont enjoy being turned into a gimmick t b h

>>68144596
Good post

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>Except r/theredpill is about abandoning women and defiling them. Not watching porn is about having respect for yourself, your culture and wanting health relationships between men and women.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11780337

http://www.strawpoll.me/11780337

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Gee I wonder who could be behind this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

>>68144611
get out my face ho

>>68144620
t. stooge of the jews

>>68144627
why would anyone be buying sour milk in asda

do they even sell such a thing

>>68144625
would LOVE to lynch this paki

>>68144655
a hollow thud as I lunge a javelin through your chest

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>t. stooge of the jews

>>68144622
dont know why people pick /pol/ over /r/the donald

/pol/ is very reddity but the donald is actual reddit

A lot of porn addicts ITT

Day 10

>>68144331
>>68144288
>implying he wouldnt be doing hard labour with all the other fedora contentious objectors

taking a wank

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Popping to tesco for some pasta and crisps, maybe even some milk and cheese if I'm feeling adventurous.

You lads want anything?

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

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>>68144713
very accurate

>>68144724
watching Nicole Aniston get railed out like a freight train rn ngl

reckon she'll get blasted in the face here shortly

>>68144742
*two-footed slide tackles you*

>>68144484
>this putrescent shit heap is better than this other shit heap

day one of no wanking for a while then resuming because wanking is healthy but sometimes you need a break

>>68144713
my chat friend often say "sounds good"
hows this

>>68144742
I work part time at a Tesco Express

anyone want to ask me something

>>68144756
*trips and crushes his 6-pack of Walkers*
ohh, look what you've gone and done you plonker!

>>68144713
wouldn't have a clue if this were accurate or not as i don't even converse with any girls

>>68144772
why do you work there

>>68144459
r/theredpill is a bunch of chads and wannabe chads

nothing to do with autistic virgins that despise "degeneracy"

>>68144742
horse meat please

>>68144772
giz a job?

>>68144778
£8 an hour

lads is there any bigger group of whiners than rent-protected tenants?

thatcher did the right thing when she effectively abolished the council houses

DWP will have my guts for garters

>celebrate diversity
>racemixing will end diversity

>>68144789
shovel to the head until the body is limp and void of life

>>68144830
>>68144830
>>68144830
done the so-called new

>>68144816
that's not how it works

>>68144822
underrated idea

>>68144816
Remember I read a sci-fi book ages ago in which humanity no longer fought wars but everyone was apart of a single consciousness and looked like pacific islanders because of all the racemixing

made me feel ill

>>68144789
it's like she knows how disgusting she looks and is trying to compensate by being a massive whore.