>His cunt doesn't have story about dragons

>his cunt doesn't have story about heroes-strongman

Taniwha is basically dragon

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What's your opinion on Wyrms aside from having the best name ever?

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Do giant snake-birds count?

>his cunt doesn't have story about NEET who deceived the king

>>68139089
Dratini ^^

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His country doesn't have a story about age old wizard man who knows everything and sings people in to swamps and seeks a magical wealth generator

>>68139089
Wyrms have 4 limbs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taniwha

>>68139135
A head, a tail and two dicks.

>>68139133
Moses

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Siegfried and the droopy eyed dinosaur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i09NJ1AwiM

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>>68139210
That's a story for the semien people. Also this mand didn't receive any powers from gods or such, he just was based from the beinning.

>His cunt stories are about killing mythological creatures instead of killing moors

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>>68138851
his cunt doesnt have story about knights locked in mountain who will wake up and kill invaders

fun fact: in 39 when garmans invaded us, there were thousends of people close to tat that cave and expecting something to happen

>>68139272
>Moors aren't mythological creatures

Literally Africa

>>68138851
Huehue

>>68139089
What is the traditional pronunciation? What is wyvern pronounced like for that matter

>>68139272
>He doesn't know about Saint Jordi

>>68139298
top kek

>his country doesn't have stories about a smart peasant tricking the turkroaches

>>68139280
Didnt Kundera evoked it in one of his books?

>>68139520
We actually do

>>68139332
Why-vern or wy-vern, either works.

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>2016
>Humanity still hasn't meme:d dragons into existence

Forever a testament to our inability to prioritize

>>68139104
>his country has a story about mongolian NEET from finno-ugric town who became an anime superhero in one night

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The dragon is God