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irl karen edition
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janny won't like this
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what a shit thread
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pre-emptive screech for when the janitor deletes this thread
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fuming
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Got really drunk and pissed in the wardrobe
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>>68137244
same except i peed in your mom, and the pee was white
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little janny hotpockets is asleep at this hour you fucking lemons
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what's the fucking point of going on without a qt gf
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*pushes you down*
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>>68137244
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CANADA NO
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>>68137266
She would get a right hook if she did that in my gaff
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>>68137264
is he ok
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I'd like to apologise for the terrible attacks, Andrew Sachs, I would like to show contrition to the max, Andrew Sachs. I would like to create world peace, between the yellow, white and blacks, Andrew Sachs, Andrew Sachs. I said something I didn't have oughta, like I had sex with your granddaughter. But it was consensual and she wasn't menstrual, it was consensual lovely sex. It was full of respect I sent her a text, I've asked her to marry me, Andrew Sachs …
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whats the best way to get (you)'s?
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> Work in 2 hours
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really lonely desu
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(you)
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>hitting a woman

Wow what a manly man you must be

Twat
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>>68137302
no you're not
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>>68137311
london
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>Friday Subway for lunch
>3 day weekend ahead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
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>>68137315
Cornwall
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wish I lived somewhere really cold
might move to mongolia
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>>68137337
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Just got in from a run and I fucking stepped in dog shit and without realising and walked in the house and now it is everywhere, fucking reeeeee
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need a poo but got no tp for my bunghole
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

>canada
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>>68137353
how was that chinese lunch
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CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY26l5SAxJs
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>tfw support gay marriage, guns, abortion, the death penalty, legal marijuana, and castle doctrine
How radical centrist am I?
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>>68137273
what that screencap fails to mention is that his bag was also stolen
apparently theft is a race-related crime if the bag doesn't have valuables in it, as if the thieves are going to stop, check inside, and leave the bag for forensics to get a hold of
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>>68137337
Why not Alaska or Canada?
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>>68137365
i can't remember. it's a thing of the past
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>>68137373
do you hate niggers?
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>>68137373
> castle doctrine
Literally hitler
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So jealous of how beautiful france is, why is England so fucking hideous?
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just ate A LOT of grilled chicken and steamed broccoli lads

gotta keep up the bulk til the new year then do a slow cut so i'm shredded in time for summer
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THAILAAAAAD
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*eats bagel and creem cheese*
*smacks my cheesy fat lips liberally*
haha, very well
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>>68137386
Not inherently, no.

>>68137391
>why yes, you do have a duty to retreat in your own home
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>>68137393
Greater London
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>>68137337
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>>68137397
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>>68137331
le font man
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>>68137393
unironically love british countryside, its top nice in a lot of areas. Shame I don't get to go more.

>>68137355
you just inspired me to go for a cycle when the sun comes up, ty anon :)
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>>68137419
Berkshire
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>>68137374
The entire idea of hate crimes is ridiculous imo

Why is there a difference if you beat someone because you don't like their race or if you beat someone because you want their money?

The former will land you a significantly stiffer penalty despite the actions being the same

I don't believe that motivation should be considered in sentencing it should be based solely upon the act
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>>68137395
Hope the chicken was seasoned properly and the broccoli was tenderstem

Feeling a real disdain for ameriplebs
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>>68137437
Berkshire Hunt
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Alri lids

Its 9am here. What's your excuse to be active on the internet at this time?
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>>68137437
you're the only berk here mate
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Might watch Anthony Bourdain
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>>68137438
motivation is the difference between murder and manslaughter
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>>68137364
The day of the rake cannot come soon enough.
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>>68137438
I remember in school there was a black lad that bullied some ginger lad so much and it was bothering him and the teachers never did anything, like he is being bullied, it bothers him, he is being made to feel bad because his her is different and he can't tan. If it was the other way around the and he made fun of the black kid for having curly hair he would be expelled so fast. Anyway the ginger lad battered the black lad at a house party when he was 18 lol
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>>68137462
can't get back to sleep
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>>68137458
A man who walks into an airport door sideways with an erection is going to Bangkok.

>>68137465
I'll heem u m8
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>>68137447
i marinated it in a greek style marinade and made a yogurt (nonfat) and cucumber sauce for it

the broccoli was steamed a tad too much for my liking i prefer it to be lightly steamed just enough the get rid of the raw rubberiness of it
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le thaiman
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>>68137462
Had my morning run and will be win work at 8
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Can't sleep, cold out
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Is "le" the meme that is immortal due to irony and post-irony?
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>>68137486
y
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>>68137500
all spaniards should be killed
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>>68137490
>yogurt (nonfat)
Oh you're one of those people
Do you even lowcarb ?
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>>68137512
all memes are immortal
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>>68137516
good gimmick
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>>68137500
Are you a woman?
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>>68137480
Those are two seperate crimes one is premeditated and depending on the motive will get a special circumstance charge which ups the penalty while the other just happens usually as a result of a fight taken to the extreme

>>68137485
Good on him for battering the cunt
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>>68137527
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me and the lads off to SE Asia
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IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER

SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOP
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>>68137516
I'm a yank haha
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me walking back from SE Asia
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>>68137525
already got my fat macros in for the day via milk and peanut butter
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>>68137542
the act is killing a person in both cases, it's still motive that separates them
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>>68137565

I know this whore. That's Liz and she murdered her ex boyfriend and threw his body in a dumpster. The dick is fake, obviously
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>>68137562
this picture is boggling my mind

coincidence or does he know about lisicki
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>>68137565
did not know liz vicious had a willy
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>>68137565
nice cock
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>drag and drop streetview man into random ffrench town centre
>beautiful
>do same in britain
>ugly bland concrete, no style

reeeeeeeee
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>>68137515
not sure
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>>68137558
really makes you thin
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>>68137580
Sounds like you got your diabetes macros too
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>>68137591
I assume it's an homage since it's too similar to not be.
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>>68137229
good post
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>>68137583
It's not the motive it's that one involves prior planning

Planning=/=motive
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>>68137598
https://en.lichess.org/6S1mtmWS
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Keto is the god-tier diet
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>>68137565

Ah yes, one of my earlier wank obsessions.

Was always incredibly dissatisfying that she would never get fucked by anyone with a decent sized knob. Always the same ugly guy (boyfriend?) with a thin circumcision-scarred dick.
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>>68137591
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61975178/
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>>68137607
diabetes is caused by excessive sugar intake lad
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>>68137616
premeditated murder vs. murder is a different thing entirely
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>>68137619
I'm not very good at chess
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>>68137625
Yeah that lad will never enter ketosis with his lowfat yogurt and milk drinkibg
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>>68137616
Then again, even with murder motive factors quite a bit into the sentence, being in many states quite literally the difference between life and death. Also >>68137635


>>68137229
>furries
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you ever get the sense we were put here just to suffer?
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>>68137438
congratulations on your white penis. now fuck of?
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>>68137633
Exactly
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>>68137644
What a runt; unfortunately we've been indoctrinated to think fat is evil, leading to such low-fat options.
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>>68137635
I'm not sure about Canada but here at least in most states a murder charge is levied because it was a planned act and a manslaughter charge does not involve prior planning (i.e. get into a fight and end up killing the lad or drunk driving and you kill someone in an accident)
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>>68137639
neither am i dw

https://en.lichess.org/L8NfSlC4
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>>68137597
t. François
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>>68137667
walking up to a random person on the street and shooting them on a whim is not manslaughter

i suppose a more precise term is "intent", murder is intent to kill and manslaughter is not
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>>68137679
No, that's me.
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>>68137656
Milk sugar is lactose
The beetus is caused by overconsumption of glucose and or sucrose which the body metabolizes differently than lactose
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>>68137679
rired at this image
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If Colorado had the population density of Manhattan it'd have more people than are currently alive. If Canada had its population density it'd have more people than have ever lived. Really causes your noggin to go joggin'.
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>>68137679
That bread looks disgusting btw
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>>68137651
naw
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>>68137670
probably better than me

I will play with you tonight if you're on x
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pain au chocolat
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>>68137687
That involves planning albeit quick
"Okay I'm gonna kill this lad now"

Also intent=/=motive

You could argue that in the case you posited there is no motive
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>>68137725
At least you have the privilege of having your pain be chocolate.
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>>68137706

>If Canada had its population density it'd have more people than have ever lived.

Not for long
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>>68137725
Chocolatine*
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>>68137723
okie :3
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YES SIR THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL
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>too smart for part time work
>too lazy/preocupied for full time work
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>skype interview for a PhD course in 90 minutes
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>>68137766
>>too smart for part time work
No you're not. Get off your behind and get working.
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>>68137776
they never respond
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>>68137776
t. Chaim Shekelstein
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87jIdvGPDj4

need a Jonathan Rado bf
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>tfw too intelligent to pursue higher education
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>>68137790
Oh :/
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>>68137776
your digits reminded me of this
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>>68137804

are you ameriturds literally here 24/7? I havent come here for months because you ameritards are always here
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j'amore une grand noire willy
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>>68137804
honestly didn't meet an intelligent peer before I got to uni, then it was too late
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>tfw never had to try hard to succeed in school, thus leaving me with zero work ethic
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>>68137828
get out of here you non western oil nigger
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https://youtu.be/vMyNBajOlKs?t=16m23s
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>>68137824
*willy noire
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el haitiANO
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>>68137856
Ah yes, Romance languages and their special snowflake noun-adjective word order.
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This tranny looks like adele, tempted ťbh
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wish all of these yanks dropped dead to be brutally honest
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*skips leg day*
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ok *drops dead*
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>>68137846
what makes me not western, world war jew?
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tired of australians being mean 2bh
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trying to play jak 3 but keep getting disc reading errors

fucking physical media
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>>68137879
what app
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I use tea sachets twice
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did a souvlaki
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>>68137900
that sucks sorry
>>68137902
that sucks sorry
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Not a big fan of /brit/ without Brits tbqh
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>>68137909
>sachet
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>>68137866
this subhumanoid is such a lonely fuck he uses lat memes because he wants to be a part of lat but all the sudacas just bully him

it is really sad, he should kill himself more than anyone on here
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>>68137903
Grindr
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I purchased a physical version of GTA V and installed it on my laptop. then my laptop got trashed

so I tried installing it on my pc and it doesn't work

fuck this horseshit I wasted $70 or whatever
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>>68137897
scandies were never even part of the roman empire

you were never western
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>>68137902
love that game
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>>68137925

what do you call them?

don't say bag, that's what the unwashed masses call it
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bye lads
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>>68137963
Cya
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You absolute mongo
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>don't say bag, that's what the unwashed masses call it
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>>68137937
u can fug trannies on grindr?
can u browse without being discoverable, lots of poofs around my area don't want em catching on aye
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street sweeper just went by and then heard what sounds like distant, muffled screaming
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>>68137963
have a good day, be happy
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>>68137955
same, wish naughty dog weren't sony whores so i could play uncharted and the last of us
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>>68137963
cyu l8r bb, hv a gd dy
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im surprised these ameriniggers have almost as much free time as me
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>>68137948
bottom tier bait
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>>68137852
https://youtu.be/vMyNBajOlKs?t=19m48s
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>>68137995
please keep me updated i like jak 3

have you tried rubbing a very small amount of toothpaste around on the disc
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Highschool
>You need to try harder
Uni
>You need to try harder
Job interviews
>You need to try harder
Job performance review
>You need to try harder

May as well kill myself if I"m going to be hearing this tone of disappointment for the rest of my life
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>>68137997
he nonces them irl, get it right
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Manuel is ded
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>>68138012
i gave it a bit of spit and polish and it seems to be working fine for now
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>>68138013
killing yourself is hard work lad
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>>68138037
peanut butter also works and you get a little snack afterwards
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>>68138004
you are about as western as qatar now fuck off you inferior being
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>>68137948

neither was scotland, yet noone would say they aren't western.
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>>68138037
pro've it
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>>68138047
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>>68138038
Not really, cousin did it just fine

Having a family stops me because I"ve seen how fucked up parents get
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>>68138043
how does it feel to live on conquered territory? romance ppl conquered north america and brought all the niggers that you hate so much
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Should I call in sick to work if I have a really bad cold where I can't talk and keeping sneezing and dripping snot?

I work with customers and food
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Have you accepted Christ into your heart?
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>>68137976
Nah i dont think theres that option, once you open the app youre online, and even when you close it you stay online a little bit. Hate that shit cos you sign back on and youre flooded with messages like you had been on for last few hours
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>>68138079
Sick fuck
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>>68138056
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>>68138073
>how does it feel to live on conquered territory?
You ask me? That flag isn't doing your argument any justice, Mr. Social Justice. By the way how many days did that straw goat make it this year?
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>when the porn's soundtrack is Canon in D Major
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>>68138081
fuck jesus

t. roman
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>>68138079
>saving that video
bit weird
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>>68138109

Jesus fucked the Romans in the end
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>>68138105
link
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>>68138119
you fucking kike

t. iberian

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian
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>>68138079
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>>68138148
>looking the opposite fucking way of traffic
women!
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>>68138079
me in the bucket
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Thoughts on the Detroit Reddit meetup?
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>>68138168
would batter them like a piece of cod without a single heartbeat
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>>68138168
>Detroit
>white people
funny joke m8
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>>68138168
I like how the tallest of those five males is the least over-compensatory. Manlets, when will they learn?
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>>68138168
proud to see anthony fantano go full gains mode
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>>68138168
Bunch of normie twats and Deano the manlet
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>>68138079
bit of a sick feeling in the stomach lads
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>>68138148
haha roasties btfo
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>>68138196
hench manlets look ridiculous don't they

fucking hell

how tall do you reckon the lad with the red vest is
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>>68138168
All suburbanites, the lot of them, I'll bet.
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>>68138168
Anthony Fantano here
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>>68138200
>Deano the manlet
that is not deano lad
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>>68138211
Vest? Do you mean the munchkin in the middle with the red spaghetti? Id say 5'6" (167cm).
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>>68138211
For reference the guy on the far left is 6'1
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>>68138200
none of them look like deanos. they all have yank cunt faces
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>>68138148
that old lady didn't give a fuck
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rate the gf lads
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>>68138241
americans don't understand deano desu
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>>68138168
absolutely howling at that runt in the middle
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>>68138236
yeah that one
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>>68138168
guy in the middle is the definition of a overcompensating manlet
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>>68138168
Would absolutely.... bend down and suck each of their cocks
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>>68138251
looks like she's been sniffing glue
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>>68138097
fucken mint
i remember attempting the final sequence a million times on new years eve one time, had to drive around the desert and destroy a huge mech or something
anyway finally beat it during the midnight fireworks

didn't want to leave my room to see the fireworks though because family was drunk so i just peeked out the blinds

thanks for listening
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>>68138251
Literally Bobby Lee in drag
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>>68138211
>>68138236
Just looked at his Reddit account and he is 5'6
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what are some essential Deano choons
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpO5SWc6tMs
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>>68138320
Bet you look good on the dance floor
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why do manlets even bother getting big when they just end up looking even goofier?
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>>68138305
link
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>>68138334
this is what i'm wondering too

when will they learn?
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>>68138335
>>68138344
>30s
how
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>>68138354
what
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>>68138305
Tbh short people can achieve more than their height would indicate, but simply bulking is NOT the way to do so. Theyre already fucked from a physical perspective. They can make up for it in terms of intelligence/achievements, though.
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>>68138335
https://www.reddit.com/user/LatsBraj
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>>68138334
I guess you could argue that they want to improve their appearance since they can't really get taller except via uncommon and costly surgery, but getting big isn't the way to do it.
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>>68138354
4chan gold account
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Howling at all these tubby NEETs with no friends, social life and a caking of fat around their heart shit talking someone who could deck them in an instant.
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>>68138360
https://www.reddit.com/r/bodybuilding/comments/593e4r/mirin_mondays/d95qy5w/?context=3

5'7
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>>68138361
only takes a rope to stretch the neck and make them a few inches taller
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https://youtu.be/HErr_CmU1Z8
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what'sit about extreme metal that normies are so afraid of
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>>68138360
>https://www.reddit.com/user/LatsBraj

What the fuck is this body type holy shit
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>>68138377
literally no one in that picture would stand a chance in a fight against me lmao
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>>68138381
https://www.reddit.com/r/bodybuilding/comments/4e9ymh/mirin_mondays/d1yozzm/

Claims 5'6 here
>>
kek


now who's laughing

ready for lib dem surge in 2018 maybe sooner if theresa continues to obfuscate.
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>>68138397
metal is the ultimate normie music
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>>68138398
can't believe that this guy thinks spending hours upon hours in the gym to look like this would make him appeal more to woman
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>>68138386
kek
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>>68138407
>Say he thinks he's about 5'6" 7 months ago
>Actually measured as 5'7" 1 month ago

Seems fine to me, still, a meaningless inch to a manlet.
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>>68138398
super runt
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>>68138361
You can look good without getting big I dunno why they don't just strive for the Brad Pitt Fight Club physique
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>>68138398
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>>68138407
lmao

le insecure manlet
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>>68138398
>that bacne

Lad needs to lay off the roids
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the man who got bullied by russel brand has died
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>>68138436
ahahahahaha what the fuck

dude looks like a hairless monkey with a human head
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>>68138449
Roids call bacne

>>68138361
>http://abcnews.go.com/Health/york-man-grows-inches-surgery/story?id=15776730

Wow it's real
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>>68138430
Will be claiming 6'0 by 2020

>>68138436
Thought he was sitting down from the thumbnail lmao
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>it's 5am in jungleland
>roommate is snoring louder than a chainsaw
What do?
>>
>>68138436
lad in my gym looks just like this except he's chinese

the huge legs make the stubby manlet proportions look even worse

dear lord what are these people thinking?
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>Train fares in Britain will go up by average of 2.3% from 2 January, it is announced
reeeeeeeee
>>
>>68138464
lmao
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>>68138468
grab a chainsaw
he'll never hear it coming
>>
woke up this morning (afternoon actually haha) to the gf giving me a gobjob
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>>68138436
Im taller than him, but Id honestly have a reasonable amount of respect for this guy if he didnt post all these faggot-tier pictures.
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>>68138489
Why?

He's a roiding manlet
>>
if you look at this post your a cool guy!
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>>68138473
they can't keep getting away with this
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>>68138473
Mental, cost me like 80 quid to get from London to Notts last time I was there.

Here you can go from south to north for a 10ner.
>>
Anybody know what this pizzagate nonce is about?
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>>68138483
kek
It got a bit quieter though, but he had to be woken up by his own snore first
>>
well good morning
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>>68138528
>10er
fixed
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>>68138528
>>68138473
That's insane. Costs so much already. I came to aus and was astounded how cheap public transport is here compared to the UK. Going cross country in the UK is up to 10x more expensive than doing the same distance (which is barely even cross state here) in aus.
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>>68138544
cheers, how much do I owe you?
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>>68138529
Just more tinfoiling from the Alex Jones crowd
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>making out with girl at the club
>she says she has to go
>Ask her why
>she says because her other friends have left

Feels shit man
>>
good morning herts
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>>68138562
herts has disappeared m8 :/
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>>68138566
must be because we broke up
>>
just heard a Sherrie's Berries commercial on pandora lmao
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>>68138574
so... you're single? ;)
>>
have to leave the house tomorrow
am none to please
>>
reserved for british patriots
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>someone insults your best neighbor and ally, Canada
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>>68138553
Can't say I'm surprised tbqh
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>>68138554
Should've been like, "I'm coming too" then go and fuck both of them wherever they went
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>>68138554
Thainonce will never know this feeling
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just got approved for a barrat mortgage. meeting with the solicitor tomorrow. so happy!!!
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>>68138612
Alri deano
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have a serious crush on one of my cousins lads
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>>68138612
You're already more successful than 90% of /brit/, congratulations
Have a (You)
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ready for mummies milkies
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>work won't let me take 1 week off for surgery
>let co-worker have a MONTH off for ""ramadam""
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>>68138612
don't really know what that means but i'm happy for you
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>>68138612
gratz m8
>>
*sneaks to the bedroom of a neet runt who is still sleeping*
*rests my nads on his head*
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why do north americans post hear
>>
don't know about this work party lads
it's decision time
>>
shall have a cry tonight
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>>68138628
t. burger
can't say I'm surprised tbqh
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>>68138645
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>>68138640
>>68138639
>>68138630
meme replies like >>68138624 only please
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up for work lads
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>>68138645
Oceanic man take me by the hand, lead me to new zealand
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>>68138638
DUH HUH
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>>68138646
Bring your best pint glass mate
>>
developing a plan to introduce the term 'bollocks' into my social circle
i will then enter phase 2, in which i introduce the idea of bollock busting
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>>68138661
IT'S FRIDAY
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think I've decided to go
I'll leave if the drinks aren't free though
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the drinks aren't free
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*batters you with ease*
Heh
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cheating on my online coarse
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centrist revival. i can feel it
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new
>>68138706
>>68138706
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>>68138705
I have no strong feelings one way of the other on this.
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any lads actually considering dating or even marrying a white girl?
it just seems so regressive 2bh
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