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lib dem surge

>>68134308
cigarettes cause cancer

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I want to believe.

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doing an adoption

poo

a little bit about myself: I'm an anti-porn radical centrist

>>68134328
my sides

bright pink babestation fanny

Business idea: Republican bee hive

>>68134328
Based

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>>68134342

might do a join the military now that trump won desu

watching sailor moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvJ4wDVjFEQ

who /goodtaste/ here?

>>68134328
>they want to overturn the referendum vote
What does the 'dem' in their name mean?

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post rare Tims

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>>68134393
good lad

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>>68134407

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*approaches you*

>>68134403
they want a second referendum on the terms of the deal lad, they're even more democratic than the other parties

>>68134391
Now that Trump won you probably wont have a choice. We're gonna end up in wars all over because he can't handle diplomacy.

>>68134426
This guy looks like that Spoony dude.

does hollande not running for reelection basically mean that le pen will win

>>68134393
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=15839230

68134448
cackling at this poor brainwashed bastard

>>68134435
ahhhhhh

>>68134462
No it means the opposite.
Le Pen would have probably won if it were between her and Hollande.
The guy's got like a 2% approval rating.

>>68134348
what is happening in this picture?

@68134391
@68134448
@68134484
shut the fuck up

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>>68134426
no not that schizo i'm talking about the next prime minister of the UK, Tim Farron

>>68134484
rude to not give people (You)s mate

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NEED a weed smoking gf

>>68134500
is he the one who said "france has to learn to live with terrorism" after the Nice attack

>>68134462
Fillion will win

>>68134529
think so

I'm not a grower or a shower
just somewhere in between

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>>68134524
Lost my virginity to a weed smoking gf

russians aren't human

>>68134524
same 2bh

KEK!!!!!!! CUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Steps Out Of Solid Gold Limo*

>>68134524
a gf who smokes weed, sure. i do occasionally too

a gf who's a stoner, is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

smoking is the most vile, disgusting thing I can think of

/gf2017/ is in the planning stages as we speak lads

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haven't read a single post in this thread
>>68134524
except this one

excellent post

>>68134571
not this
need a lazy stoner gf to eat chicken with and snuggle

DUDE

Never met an intelligent person who smoked weed.

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>>68134308
I'm attending Memorial University of Newfoundland, and we have a campus based in Harlow, UK (pic) just north of London
they offer education internships, which i would like to take, I'm wondering if Harlow is a comfy place or a no no place

>>68134441
https://www.politicshome.com/news/europe/eu-policy-agenda/brexit/news/81155/tom-watson-brands-lib-dems-brexit-deniers-over-second

You know you're in trouble when even Labour are calling you a cuck

>>68134596
didn't read this either

>>68134573
bet you can think of something worse

>>68134586
in my experience these kinds of girls have unlikeable personalities

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think my dog is sick

>>68134603
>alberta
couldn't really expect you to

why are canadians so up their own ass

>>68134610
correct

just took a selfie

>>68134348
>all those /brit/posters

>>68134607
Sucking the shit from behind a bellend after fucking a dog in the arse?

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>>68134622
It's a nice ass.

>>68134620
>newfoundland

more like POOfoundland

>>68134596
Harlow is a 'new town', aka one of the planned towns built during the 70s

sort of like a yankish type place

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It-tJ8DOjIk

latest 'nonymous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUyiNeY24SM

had a dream where i was elliot rodger on his day of retribution

>racial differences

Ermm don't think so sweetie x

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>>68134524

People only drink so much in the uk because it's a boring, depressing shithole full or cunts

Discuss

Alright mates, I know we've had our disagreements in the past but I would really appreciate if you could follow my twitter https://twitter.com/ronekhairul
and maybe we can be friends :3
Thanks lads

>>68134620
>>68134641
Ah yes, the famous Canadian banter.

>>68134594
i'm the smartest person i know and i smoke weed all the time bro


*blows dro in your face*

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>>68134651
>People take decade old in joke from an anime imageboard this seriously

>>68134600
theres a lot of votes going spare, pro remain conservatives and sane labour voters feeling lost in the centre, could work out well

>>68134669
all algerians should be killed

>>68134596
aka >>68134662

>>68134308
I want her to be my Aryan sex slave

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

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you VS the guy she told you not to worry about

>>68134634
there u go, i new u cud

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The daughter of Canadas greatest national treasure.

watching some upper middle bogan with a beer

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>>68134669
>175cm

>>68134716
Looks like Kiera Knightley if she had decent chebs

>>68134716
I don't have a daughter

>>68134716
is that the Gretzky daughter

>>68134662
I have seen proletarian brits abroad in non shitty places, they drink just as much. So I don't know about this, lad.

>>68134658
never thought id say this but that is an un-eatable pussy.............

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>>68134706

there better be some totty at this work christmas party

trying to have a nap and getting a massive boner is so frustrating

thinking about having a poshy

y/n?

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>>68134743
Yes our only claim to relevance next to Sid.

>>68134743
No

Paulina Gretzky has a kid with Dustin Johnson who is actually my cousin

>>68134702
You know, that's not actually as bad as I thought from the way people talk about ICP.

boston is a great city

>>68134716
gordie howe's daughter?

>>68134702
fucking magnets

>>68134762
Only ever did it once, not even good

>>68134786
It's alright.

>>68134357
>>68134508
>>68134524
>>68134549
>>68134555
>>68134654
>>68134687
>>68134735
>>68134739
>>68134743
>>68134755
>>68134759
snap

>>68134735
Perfectly average height. I wouldn't wish to be taller tbqh. Clothes look better on you at 175 than at 190 or whatever the fuck you guys fantasize about measuring because some broad tweeted that she only dates guys who are xxx height (I have banged girls who had you shouldn't message me if you are under 6 feet tall)

why did Canada decide to make r.eddit incarnate their leader?

>>68134768
go to bed bettman

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THAILAAAAAD

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>caring about height
what a mortal thing to worry about

>>68134596
it is a shit hole, but the surrounding countryside villages are nice

>t. lived in Harlow for 2 years

>>68134807
dude
weeeed

lads I might sound autistic here, but have you ever realised how much of an impact people who design roads and pavements and stuff have on a country?

I mean, for the most part, buildings in britain built in the 70s/80s look the same as the yank ones, yet america generally manages to look thousands of times better

is it not because our infrastructure looks grim

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>>68134823

>>68134806
girls think anyone taller than them is 6ft

>>68134806
screeching

deluded runt

>>68134806
Can you use a tripcode or a unique name please?

Thanks

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>There are more tigers in Texas than in the wild.

>>68134807
because he's a public relations/optics titan, his popularity has been slipping since about 100 days in office

>>68134827
i dig the countryside surroundings, is harlow just a suburbish commuter town? or does it have any neat historical stuff or public parks?

do you say the 'r' in park?

if yes, you have a rhotic accent

if no, you have a non-rhotic accent

>>68134806
>Perfectly average height.
maybe in algeria

in europe 175cm is a joke

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>>68134792
Thailad! I was looking for you. Have you seen the new kind today? I found it really touching that they had the decency to allow the 96 official to bow down on a chair. I hope Rama X's reign will be happy and prosperous tbqh.

Was splitting the atom a mistake?

>>68134869
*king

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>people still give the paki (you)'s
>unironically not having his flag filtered

>>68134833
you're not wrong
the layout of a city has a massive impact on how people work and live within it.
roads especially since they are like the blood vessels of a city.

>>68134882
hm not as much layout, but the physical look of it

>>68134839
Thailad what do you think of your new Thai King?

>>68134868
Been everywhere in Europe m9. It's perfectly average.

Important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/11778802

http://www.strawpoll.me/11778802

http://www.strawpoll.me/11778802

Important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/11778802

http://www.strawpoll.me/11778802

http://www.strawpoll.me/11778802

>>68134870
technically speaking, the creation of the nuclear weapon is easily one of the greatest feats of mankind

>system thinks everything i post is spam


fuck this....

>>68134906
>no option for not drinking
ah yes, "scientific"

>>68134875
Indeed and *96 years old

>americans (that includes leaves) still think they're allowed here

>>68134869
Yeah, let's hope for the best.
>>68134901
>your
Hmm..

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>>68134920
>>system thinks everything i post is spam
wonder why

>>68134928
all austrailians should be killed

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>be a leaf
>have metric road signs and plastic money
>"w-we're not Americans, we swear"

>>68134924
rasheed

>>68134870
Yeah. Fermi didn't realise what he did and thought isotopes were new elements. Its a shame feminists don't make a bigger deal over how one of the most influential scientific theories of the 20th century was invented by a woman.

>>68134863
how the fuck do you not say it?

>>68134928
im staying here, its pretty comfy

>>68134852
And animal rights people want to make it illegal.

Would literally be killing half of Earth's tiger population.

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>>68134807

some sort of conspiracy here, 4chan will not let me post that post in any way

>>68134947
t. zhang ping zhing zong

Met a Paki cab driver once who said the two groups of people he hated most were Yanks and Aussies. Said they were the same kinds of people. Loud, obnoxious, thought too highly of themselves. Pretty insightful fellow.

>>68134946
ok
>>68134961
rekt

>>68134869
why do royal families even in the far east seem to use the tradidional european style high military garb for ceremonial stuff

how did this type of clothing even come about in the first place?

You'know like the shit they all wear in that photo of all europes rulers before WW1 broke out

>>68134768
my mate's little brother was in a bread commercial with him

>>68134965
ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW YOU CAN SEE HER CUNT IN THIS ONE


CORRRRRRRR

Id you don't drink you simply cannot properly integrate into British society

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>>68134965

thinking of getting chemically castrated to stop these urges I'll never get to act on

honestly shittest thread in a while

not even going to stick around and elevate it with my presence
you can all wallow in your own stupidity, i'm out

>>68134914
>>68134951
But could you imagine how different this grim dire world would be if we never split the bloody atom? Paradise? Peace. Or endless war...

>>68134971
The old Thai kings revered Europe and went there to learn the ways of the white man to bring back to their country.

>>68134859
>i dig the countryside surroundings, is harlow just a suburbish commuter town?

yes - in and of itself it honestly doesnt have much to recommend it. Its close to london but not that close that you could have a student life in london, and its also quite big. i think youd need a car to make the most/anything of the surrounding area

>or does it have any neat historical stuff or public parks?

no, but it is close to some alright historical places, and the nearby villages have nice parks and pubs etc

Honestly, if you have other options, there are better places to go around the home counties of England, or nicer big towns if you like that kind of thing.

>>68134952

some accents drop the r and replace it with an h

testing testing 1, 2, 3


canada = redditors

thinking of acting on my urges and physically castrating myself

>>68134961
'lit3rally reddit' is in the spam filter

>>68134951
walton split the atom you fool

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*weasels unto the thread*

I need to fill my Karen folder lad, post Karens

>>68135030
would snap that things neck if it came anywhere near me

>>68134999
Not gonna say I know much about post WW2 geo-politics but I'd guess that without MAD there would have been another war in Europe with the Soviet Union.

>>68134996
wont be reading a single word of this

>>68135043
it would bite your finger and then you'd cry most likely

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>>68135036
Here you go bruv.

I've only gotten drunk twice this entire year and consumed alcohol 5 times (single beer or cocktail during a dinner out)

Used to get drunk extremely drunk everyday for years to the point where my tolerance was unreal
Woke up one day and that just no longer held any appeal for me and that's been the case for almost 3 years now

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Wherever I am I must also post machimes

>>68135067
happened to me last week

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>>68135036
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_people

>>68135079
thread just increased in quality

>>68135064
no way.....

>>68134999
nuclear weapons are unironically what prevent the outbreak of massive global conflict so far. it ended the second world war, and saved millions of both japanese and yank lives

>>68135079
*holocausts you*

>>68135086
yooooo her neck longer than my forearm on a hot day yeeeeeooooooooo ha hoooo

>>68135086
>tfw there's half a dozen of them at my work

They play country music all day.

Nice lads otherwise.

anyone wanna come dig holes in norfolk and find viking artifacts

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>>68135006
well my newfie uni has a single campus in the UK, located at Harlow, and since I'm going through for education degree and the campus offers teaching internships I'd thought i would at least consider it
the website also says there's a rail system that goes by Harlow from cambridge to london, is it passenger rail and accessible within harlow, if so it would seem easier to get around

you may actually remember the campus if you lived there, it looks like this
>>68134596
and was around the corner from pic related

>>68135028
He split a neutron which is nice but not relevant to any useful form of fission. Lise Meitner worked out how fission seemed to the make elements out of nowhere, why it released energy and how much.

That's why I said she developed a theory instead of making a discovery.

>>68135120
yea alright. post details and ill make my way over

>>68135120
why did raksha always get the worst trench on time team?

>>68135120
sounds fun desu

>those undertable cameras that catch people wanking at the computer

>>68135120
Is that a job offer? If it helps me get citizenship, sure.

>>68135120
no

>>68135113
>longer than my forearm on a hot day
what does this saying mean? isn't every day a hot day in australia?

harlow is a giant council estate

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>>68135111
No need for shower
I am quite clean

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Aim low so their isn't far to go.

>>68135120
>""""viking artifacts"""""
Anything you say Fred West

Alright gonna hit the metaphorical sack :)
Good night lads or what's left of it haha

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>>68135171
Don't hit it too hard or it'll burst.

>>68135171
algeria is the largest country in africa

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Could you imagine?

>>68135191
Don't even know where Algeria is

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This dark skinned bird is receiving the piston driven shaft from behind lads

>>68135151
can't pay you

>>68135131
>>68135138
ok lets meet by the tree in harleston at dawn
bring spades and picks if you have them, ground can be hard work this time of year

Been diagnosed with SPD and depression, GP and CPN want me to go into hospital, been up all night bricking cos I think they might try push me.

>>68135199
imagine what, buddy? =)

>>68135124
Alot of the town looks a bit like >>68134596

I was young when I left but I still know people who live there, if you are interested in taking it as a part of your teaching qualification then sure, why not? You'll probably be kinda busy with teaching and living abroad would be fun.

The rail link between Harlow and London and also to cambridge is good, getting to the station would be fine from anywhere in the town if you cycle and cycling is easy because it's a purpose built new town (so big roads with lots of cycle lanes)

the only neggy things im saying about Harlow im saying because the town itself isnt that great and it would be a shame for you to come stay and think that Harlow is all the Uk has to offer

>>68135205
just east of morrocco and west of libya

has a mediterranian coast

>More young people are watching Planet Earth 2 than The X Factor

did the tories kill off the lower classes?

>>68135206
ID, my little pork-avoiding friend?

>>68135213
>SPD

hmmmm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphysis_pubis_dysfunction

every time i see an attractive girl i think about her pooing

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Estados unidos

>>68135219
nuttin'

>>68135237
>did the tories kill off the lower classes?
Nah, people are just bored with that sing-song shite now, the ratings have been declining for years.

>>68135237
we can but dream. but alas its probably more because we're on season 212499 of the x factor and alot of these kids wont remember planet earth 1. plus everyone loves david attenborough

SKILLS

>>68135249
same

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>>68135252
I nutted earlier.

Hello fellow brits :-)
What was the last thing you pirated?
Just between you and me ;-)

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>>68135238
Fuckingmachines Kira Noir, you will find it
Not that you should actually search it, I've heard naughty videos have been declared haram recently

>>68135206
howling

>>68135274
a filum
spooky one, don't remember the title

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>be American
>get circumcised

Like who? What? What? What? Where?
Nah, what? Who? Who? Where?
Like where? Where? Where?
How did we get right there? Like nah, nah, nah
Who and what and where?
Who and what and where?
What? What? What? What? Where?

>>68135276
state of that yat

face like a slapped arse

>>68135276
that is a disproportionately giant mouth

>>68135276
she has vagina cream in her mouth, does that make her a lesbo?

>>68135250
post bueno

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>>68135310
The robots can exploit that
They exploit everything
How can meatbags even compete?

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>>68135336
>How can meatbags even compete?

>>68135229
oh yeah, i'd be down for travelling a fair bit across the UK if i want an actual feel for the culture of its entirety

that's like you moving to canada and staying the entire time in some 50k sommuter town outside toronto kek

I'd like to see cornwall/devon, SE england, edinburgh, and just comfy as shit english farmland in general

horror movies are a bit of a catch 22, if you watch them after the age of 18 like you're supposed to they arent at all scary

havnt been spooked proper since i was a kid and the selection on netflix is the only thing scaring me right now

>>68135372
>if you watch them after the age of 18 like you're supposed to they arent at all scary
haha yeah

>>68135336
fuckin' why isn't there MEN fucking FEMALE sex robots, HUH?

ahh yes, fear, an unambiguously positive experience

If you're still on here at 30 years old, would you consider killing yourself?

>>68135357
theres alot of comfy farmland around there.

itll be kinda pricey so just plan right so as you make the most of it man, its a well connected place, but as i said, the town itself is what i would describe as culture-less shit hole, so as long as you get out of there alot youll be grand.

Also if you like slags there are lots around essex. have fun with that

>>68135372
I heard horror audiences are 70%+ female, because they love the thrill of being scared, especially if they have a hunky slab of manmeat to lean up against as they gasp and giggle and rasp and giggle.

>>68135401
here at 23 and I've considered it

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>>68135346
No meatbag can sustain this RPM
Outlook is grim indeed

>>68135401
no. ive been visiting the chins since i was 17 and im now 26, i see no reason that would change in the next 4 years. im even a normie now and was a fairly autismo at 17, and i still come here daily

>>68135418
i can has name?

>>68135418
bit surprised she doesn't get friction burns or whatever

>>68135372
I don't find them scary but quality ones are still very unnerving and tense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb_9FBKjE0o

>>68135418
have to say fucking machines are my favourite gimmick. the little merchant in the top corner is such a good addition

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>>68135403
>Also if you like slags there are lots around essex. have fun with that
wew

how much would you say passenger rail costs?

also, how white would you say the region is? its not a dealbreaker, just thought i wouldn't want to step into culture shock, as my province has ~1.5% visible minority

>>68135409
last time I saw a horror movie in the cinema was because a girl wanted to go about a year ago

cannot describe how irritated I was by the perpetual screaming from other people in the audidence

not even trying to act like a big boi but the entire thing was not remotely scary and generally a fucking shit film

was " it follows" which is essentially about a sexually transmitted demon that follows you around at 0.5mph, so to actually get caught by at once its after you is the height of retardation and inability to calculate distances travelled per hour

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I DNT LIEK TONY BLER

>>68135357
lad the town is like 5 meters across, you can probably check out the entire places on street view

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Wow.... #trumpsBritain

https://xhamster.com/movies/6180801/girl_masturbating_to_orgasm_on_phone_camera.html

>>68135460
All the girls in them are fugly though.

>>68135485
I heard if you type the term "rape" into the xhamster search bar, it tells you to get fucked and get help

>>68135467
essex is white as fuck

if you're looking for slags southend is the place

the rest of essex is pretty much the same as the other home counties

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>>68135418
Goldie Rush
>>68135456
Lubrication

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>>68135479

>>68135505
i dont understand essex, does it even have cities or is it one semi-urban sprawl the whole way across with semi detached houses and tanning salons and not a single building over 4 stories in height

>>68135516
>(you)ing yourself

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>>68135457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWPEWophEU

Any tips for bagging Indian sheilas?

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>>68135479
>>68135479

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>>68135539
Apologies
Was meant to respond to this goy ally's query
>>68135452

>>68135485
She posted that on the internet so people in other countries like us could see her wide open red fanny while she wanks it off in her bedroom

>>68135543
bring em some firewater

>>68135554
gud banter

>>68135532
not really cities but it's got a few large towns like chelmsford, colchester, southend...

the rest of it is semi-rural with lots of villages and smaller towns like maldon

>>68135532
It's bland and incredibly boring. No character, no soul, no real culture to speak of. It's basically the anus of Britain.

>>68135568
who you calling a goy, goyim?

>>68135467
there are some non-white groups in harlow, but most immigrants there are poles.

passenger rail is expensive in the UK full stop. It would be about £15-20 for a return from harlow to london. You should be able to get a young persons railcard if you are aged 18-25, which gives you 33% off though.

Harlow to cambridge about the same price.

Its also much cheaper if you book in advance so you could plan ahead and book up and save alot

>>68135516
>>68135568
>weeing on the machines

Enjoyable video

https://youtu.be/5LQdTum14a4

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>>68135579
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ESSEX YOU BENT TWAT

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>>68135576

>>68135612
BEE ARE NUMBER SHREK XDDDD

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>>68135614

>>68135496
yeah but i dont watch them to wank, they just make me laugh.

In my head the guy posting them is a hardcore orthodox jew who does this for lols in his bedroom as his break from shouting at his 14 children and underage wife

>>68135613
whinnet detected.

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>>68135606
>he never made her pee
There is truly no hope for a meatbag comeback then

>>68135613
Curved swords?!

>>68135665
Is that Azealia Banks???????????

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>>68135403
>>68135505
>>68135596
thanks a lot, i really don't expect much help from /int/ but you guys were gud

you may see a clueless newfie travelling through essex some day

>>68135624
OH THE YEAR WAS SEVENTEEN SEVENTY EIGHT, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW

>>68135666
would use a cavalry sabre, but on foot? nty

would you let your gf get ragged silly by a machine whilst you watched

>>68135613
A FUCKING SCIMITAR

made a sandwich, its very very dry. honestly disappointed with myself.

>>68135698
piss off fatman, you're not funny just sad

>>68135692
don't have a gf nor a root machine

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>at a coffee shop
>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

>>68135709
it's my new goal for 2017
watch the black gf get machinefucked

If I went round saying I was the Emperor because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me, they'd put me away

>>68135683
A LETTER OF MARQUE CAME FROM THE KING TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSEL I'D EVER SEEN

>>68135718
not a word

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>>68135709
You ever rooted a phone?

>>68135733
you ever rooted an adult?

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>>68135692
You wouldn't have a choice
You would come back home one day to find her being chromed by Cuntbuster 8000

>>68135708
I would tear your jaw asunder you piteous little weakling

thainonce what do you do for Christmas there

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>>68135718

>>68135747
It's a seax, the sword after which the saxons are named

Essex = East Saxons

>>68135750
underage virgins

>>68135744
>tfw no qt will ever give you the nickname 'Cuntbuster 8000'

feels bad

>>68135336
disappointed, thought yhivi could get in better films than this stuff

then again she did start fucking blacks

I think she's super hot though, something about her really hits my kinks

just looks awful in this

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YOU WOULDN'T ROOT A PHONE

>>68135736
Last night, hbu? :^)
>>68135750
have a nice dinner and exchange gifts with the gf.

are Saxons the most runty barbarians?

>>68135726
GODDAMN THEM ALL
I WAS TOLD WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD

Thailad do you want to be a co founder on my startup

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>>68135770
>I think she's super hot though, something about her really hits my kinks
Is it the big furry growler?

>>68135793
go on..

>>68135785
Iceni if we're talking any period tb h

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>>68135777
delete this

>>68135816
>>68135816
>>68135816

>>68135812
MICKEDLADYBOYS.COM

>>68135803
no I think it's the wide, fat hips and the cute-ish face. But her face isn't even that cute, I just like its shape for some reason
poor girl has been through a lot, I feel like she could be doing better than that

thought she was really good in this
http://spankbang.com/oyew/video/yhivi+and+brother+betting+game

>>68135812
Well your job is to come up with something I'll be the CEO

>>68134716
>The daughter of Canadas greatest national treasure.
Geddy Lee?