/brit/

Janitor, please delete this thread.

trump's cabinet pick is absolutely awful

poo

*does a poo on your head*

haha poohead

>>68132663
scotland?

/brit/ is where almost all good original /int/ memes come from

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Ah yes, family
*thinks*

>>68132691
u wot?
just want me sum qt nordic boipucci

>>>/pol/101110090


check out this OP's pic..........................


its so good.....

whats your tinder game like lads?

>>68132731
post bum

applied for a job with 5 am start times. with commute I'd have to be up by 4am

figure I'll just live on caffeine if I get it

>>68132681
At least they were based on historic communities and centuries of patronage and feudalism

US electoral boundaries are the result of shameless partisan party wrangling. They don't even have a neutral boundary commission

>>68132670
>>68132675
>>68132693
Because the amount of work they give us is insane and it's making me want to jump off a building.

It's only my first term in my first year and I've already done 14 different assessments.

>>68132724
England

>>68132752
post skype so can see that juicy bp

>>68132681
keywords: used to

NORWAY PLS IGNORE OP

YOU ARE NOT POO I PROMISE

>>68132758
>neutral boundary commission
Neutrality cannot exist in politics.

https://youtu.be/sBK1LF8TNmQ

CHOON

>gf just told me she thinks justin bieber is hot

didnt realise i was dating a fucking pleb

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>>68132678
>Amateur diver
This is what shit diver should be wearing

That's just extremely dangerous

>>68132751
not very good in all honesty
managed to put my willy in 2 girls from it though

>>68132766
I'm 196cm lad, I am the one who shags.
You'd have to get out on the local flesh market to get some of that prime puss

That new show about British royalty, the crown any good lids?

Of 650,000 who migrated here June 2015 to June 2016

176k to a job
127k looking for work
89k accompanying others
164k to study
86K other or no reason

funny how absolutely livid the abnormies get when anyone so much as mention chatting to a girl

>>68132809
>I'm 196cm
thats a big bp

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>>68132678
how the fuck did he get in there

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SLETT!

>>68132793
>his gf openly tells him she finds other people attractive
bin

Would like to start a poultry concern.

figure it'd be quite pleasant work. just wake up and feed them every now and again and pick up the eggs every morn

>>68132839
he's a celebrity

i thought all women had celebrity crushes

>>68132839
#cucklyfe

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>>68132831
4u

>>68132825
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*pounds head into the desk*

AROOOOOOOOO

*smashes the ceiling light and rolls around on the floor screaming and wailing*

i'm streaming lads.

let me know if you're from /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCZuHo-RkNc

>>68132751

I had it for like 2 days but barely got any matches so I deleted it, I guess I'm not good at marketing myself online despite the fact I've never had picking up girls in real life.

>174cm
i am a walking joke

>>68132793
should have been pretty obvious

>>68132839
not him but girls finding singers attractive is hardly weird

>>68132865
autism

>>68132857
all slags do

pure gfs repress any attraction to other people and idolise you and you alone

>>68132867

Never had a problem*

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Reminder

>>68132867
hmm I'm the opposite
how do I pick up in real life?

*crashes through your ceiling*

*lays dormant facedown before giggling into the carpet quiet*

does /int/ have an irc channel?

should make one if we don't

>>68132917
piss off

>>68132854
I once heard about a Polish poultry concern who ate and drank nothing but eggs and looked very sickly and yellowish because of it

He must have been a bit mental

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>""""""great"""""" britain

Are you even trying?

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havent been having morning wood lately

>>68132898
>trolling twitter a decade before twitter was even invented


gott dam

>>68132883
>not him

dont think he'd suspect you of using a VPN la

>>68132914
*fugs u r bp*

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>>68132898

>>68132936
what am i looking at here

>>68132939
haven't had it in years lad

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>>68132936
"heh yeah bros i fucked her"

ha! you guys can't even look at women ejaculating or fisting

SOO glad I don't live in the uk holy shit

>>68132889
have you ever had a gf? are you a virgin?

>>68132958
The faces of Norwegian sports.

I dreamed a dream the other night,
Lowlands, Lowlands, away, my John.
I dreamed a dream the other night,
Lowlands away.

>>68132936
the first two look very norwegian

>>68132958

autism and dopers

>>68132959
really

are you low-test? is everything the same during sex?

>>68132781
Maybe not in hotheaded yankland

We have a neutral boundary commission that is considered by all to do a good, impartial job

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>pooway

>>68132973
yes
no

not might fault you can't find a good christian girl m8

>>68132967

I actually agree with anti-porn laws.

I mean let's be reality here, hc porn is fucking demonic. nothing wrong with softcore though.

>>68132988
reckon I might pretty low test as I've got barely any body/facial hair

can still go twice in an hour with the gf though

>>68132905

Go to places you are actually interested in so at least you have something in common to talk about, ask if she wants to get a drink or something, if she says yes, you're basically in.

haven't been able to maintain an erection for a good few weeks
also not chatting up any birds

>>68132987
sounds like it

>>68133012
you're retarded then because there is absolutely no reason to ban what people look at on the internet

that doesn't affect you in the slightest

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>>68133001
>amerristan

watched a documentary on the Rothschilds last night lads

theyre literally just hyper-rich aristocrats who happen to be jewish and the conspiracy theories of world domination stem back to WWII Nazi propaganda

if making porn illegal would actually stop people watching porn I'd 100% support it

>>68132678
POO POO PEE PEE XDXDXD XD
POOOOO XD XD XD
PEE PEE AXE DEE AXE DEE HAHAHAHAHA POO PEE POO PEE AXE DEE AXE DEE AXE DEE AXE DEE
POOOOOOOO PEEEEEE POO POO POO POO XD XD

>>68132967
>women
>ejaculating
>yank intelligence

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480453430609.webm

If you don't wear christmas sweaters in december you're not white so fuck off back to wherever you came from

>>68133061
What did he mean by this?

>>68133004
if she was good christian girl she wouldn't have shagged you and believe me she found other lads attractive she was just less open about it

>>68133024
oh how odd

>>68133026
same, i reckon because the girl department has been pretty dry lately I've just had no need

>>68132977
I miss my pirate crew

Had a shot yesterday that was half vodka half tabasco, not a fan lads

>>68133063
NOT all womyn have vaginas you shitlord

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>>68133049
stop making fun of america

>>68133041

I don't believe in the type of individualist liberalism that Americans do. Just because something doesn't affect me directly doesn't mean it's not something that concerns me.

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norwegians are literal vikings

so fucking badass

>>68132838
It's ok, we love you really

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>>68132936
FANTASTIC post

Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows! Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!" The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!" And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB! Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."

>>68133085
>i reckon because the girl department has been pretty dry lately I've just had no need
yeah no doubt
don't watch porn so I need to something to imagine but if I'm not chirpsing then what do I do?

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>>68133097

daily reminder /brit/ is a chatroom

you spend your hours in a chatroom

don't think you're not that type of person

new IP whaddup

>2021

>Wake up in my company owned home - I was late for work one day. so they own my house, as per the non negotiable contract.

>Go to make toast. All my appliances are coin operated. and i don't have enough change to open the fridge.

>Get into the car, listen to a compulsory speech by Nigel Farage for 45 minutes.

>Take the most direct route to work i can manage. traffic lines for miles because of toll booths on every road.

>Finally get to work. find out that there's another mandatory wage cut. can't leave or they'll blacklist my name and I'll become unemployable.

>spend all day standing in a freezer holding ice cubes in case someone wants them for 50 pence an hour.

>Get back home. find that i don't have enough change to open my front door. have to sleep in the porch again.

>Private police force in their purple uniforms beat the shit out of me in the night for being outside after curfew and take my rented suit

Thank god i voted UKIP

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>>68133100
Honestly I don't even have to, you manage that perfectly well on your own.
Nothing like a little extra push though.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38132301

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where is he from?

>>68133126
Norway is a literal paradise

Yeah yeah muh high taxes muh high cost of living but it's actually a pristine welfare state utopia

Shame it would never work in a country with a bigger population

>>68132839
highly doubt he is at risk of justin bieber fucking his gf

Do we have any JFs in the thread tonight? If so, please give me a (You). Pakis I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking Paki...Arab stole my dubs, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and Pakis ITT are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the thread, leave our board. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the thread or in the board. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Nigel Farage. Nigel’s our man. I think Nige’s right, I think we should send them all back. Stop /brit/ from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the Pakis out. Get the coons out. Keep /brit/ white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking Pakis, man. Fucking Saudis taking over 4chan. Bastard Pakis. /brit/ is becoming overcrowded and Farage will stop it and send them all back. The black pakis and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is /brit/, this is a white thread, we don't want any black Pakis and JFs posting here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. /brit/ is for white people, man. We are a white thread. I don't want fucking JFs shitposting next to me with their standards. This is /brit/, a white thread, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Nigel Farage, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Nigel, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Nigel, support him, he's on our side. Nigel for Prime Minister! Throw the JFs out! Keep /brit/ white!

>>68133172
He looks like a typical celt

>>68133126
>be norwegian
>get pegged
>try to drive to government liquor store to ease pain
>car gets stuck in pothole
>walk the rest of the way uphill
>pay a day's wages for one bottle of whiskey
>cry and eat a cornetto

>>68133123
well most of us like to err on the side of freedom

so if my ideas conflict with someone else's it's usually better to let both of us decide for ourselves

for example abortion doesn't affect me, but since there are women that want it I think it should be legal so they can choose

Obviously this doesn't apply to economic things, but in the social sphere holds to be the best way to do things
that way if you ever need those freedoms in the future you can exercise them

Havin duck pate on toast lads

>>68133182
no he doesn't

>>68133084
woah m8 you've totally shattered my world i never would have realised she found other people attractive!

the problem isn't finding people attractive, it's flaunting it and being a slag
prudence, m8. it's a virtue.

babestation

>>68132886
you a gazelle but you frontin' like you a lion

We found it while we were scavenging for canned goods in the ruins.

"Daddy, what is this?" My son held in his hands a crumpled election poster. "Where did you find this?" I asked. "It was in the ash… what does it mean?"

"In the old days, people used to choose a Prime Minister, a…" I struggled to describe to him the old ways, knowing that it would be completely alien to him. "Someone to lead the country." I said, resignedly.

Who was N-Nigel F-", he started. "Nigel Farage", I interjected. "He was a man who wanted to save us. But we wouldn't let him."

"Daddy… why are you crying?" he asked me. He was so innocent, despite it all. "No reason". I choked back the tears and crumpled up the flyer. I left it on the ground. Better to forget, I told myself.

"Daddy, I'm hungry"

"I know."

>>68133012
>I agree with censorship

fuck off you literal cuckold

oh of course you're also fucking canadian

In Britain why do Muslim immigrants chimp out, demand special treatment and generally make life miserable for native inhabitants, whereas Hindus assimilate, work hard, keep a low profile and basically behave like upstanding citizens from the 1950s except with saris and curry?

The year is 2031.
You've just finished your 3 day work week and it's time to take a break with a nice relaxing four day weekend.

As you walk into your home, you are greeted by your wife, who is busy baking fresh bread and drinking a glass of organic local milk and three children who are working on their homework assigned by their private school. The aftermath of the 2015 election and the elimination of the welfare state had brought forth a new enlightenment and a cultural renaissance which had sparked a better society. Statist dissidents had tried to fight against it, but were met only with failure and were forced to acquire jobs in the booming economy.

As you sit down on your sofa to watch the news, your servo-bot approaches you. It stands there awaiting orders and nods it's head as if it already knows what you are thinking. Immediately, the servo-bot bolts off to the kitchen to bring you a cold beer that was made in Britain.

As it comes back and places the beer next to you, the news starts to talk about the ongoing colonisation of Mars by private enterprises. You start to drink your beer and say to yourself, "I'm so glad I voted for UKIP".

>>68133239
>calling someone else a cuckold when you watch porn

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>going to Imperial College London (ICL)

screeching

A socialist muslim homosexual nonce professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Harriet Harman, known Zionist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Harman and accept that she was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Marx himself!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life ukipper champion who had given out over 1500 VOTE UKIP leaflets and understood the necessity of mild racism and fully supported all statements made by Nigel Farage stood up.

”What is the age of consent nonce?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “14 you stupid racist”

”Wrong. It's still 16. Harman failed in her campaign. Having sex with anyone under 16 is not only immoral it's illegal and nonces should be hung. Dig up Jimmy Saville and hang him”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Ed: The Milibands and the making of a Labour leader. He stormed out of the room crying those socialist crocodile tears. The same tears socialists cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered UKIP that day and accepted Nigel Farage as their lord and savior. A kestrel named “NO TO BARROSO” flew into the room and perched atop the British Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Jerusalem was sung several times, and Farage himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

>>68133255
>implying I don't exclusively watch solo stuff

eejit

>>68133170
'member when girls were allowed to just be tomboys, and didn't have their parents and teachers telling them they need to make irreversible life choices before they're even 10?

>>68133012
fuck off statist

>>68133266
>watching stuff other men have seen
I only watch porn from the women I pay specifically to make it

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doing a nice life lads

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>>68133164
stop that

>>68133294
>paying for porn
I think that makes you the cuckold?

>>68133280
>fucking with their hormones at age 10
makes me want to vomit

>>68133170
>One Christmas, he even asked for a magic potion that would turn his body into a boy's.
"aw fuck sarah, our child is asking for a magic potion to change genders. better get her a sex change..."

White British women LOVE black men

downloading 'Bullit' ft. Steve McQueen, ladoos

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>>68133258
got rejected by oxford

>>68133304
stop posting this shit /pol/ meme, nobody likes it

>ftm transgenders

disgusting

truly wonder how all these transgender children are going to end up in 15 years

>>68133352
suicidal
proabably hate their parents

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>>68133339
>WAHHHH I DONT LIKE IT SO NOBODY DOES! WAHH WAHH STOP POSTING IT! WAHHH

>>68133170
its crazy how conforming to gender roles makes them feel like theyre in the wrong body

these ess jay double yoos are exploiting the psychological trauma of patriarchy to create suicidal, sterile basket cases in the name of feminism

>>68133352
suicidal

>under 16s can't consent to having sex
>under 16s can consent to having a sex change

as a conservative I believe in small state. but I also understand that the state needs to take a strong role in preserving the nature of society, as a christian, occidental, and wholesome one.

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>>68133333

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>>68133177
That's not true, I'll fuck his gf.

t. Justin Bieber.

>>68133381
so?

>>68133333
you didn't deserve them digits.

>>68133170
people like this have absolutely no clue how spastic kids are

>kid does something because it is inquisitive
>parents interpret it as meaning far more than it does
>praise the kid for doing it
>kid likes praise
>does it again
>praised again
>keeps doing it
>parents interpret attempt for praise as some magical understanding of incredibly complex issues they simply cannot grasp at that age

ahhh yes

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the gf

>>68133352
severely broken

>>68133337
reckon I've spoken to you quite a lot in these threads imperialad, it's mech eng isn't it?

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>>68133333
damn you aussie fuck

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ugh~~

>>68133401
contradictory

>>68133400
He looks like Miley Cyrus

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>>68133413

Would hate to go to uni in London bet you have to live in some absolutely tiny flat on the outskirts and barely go out

>>68133431
um no sweety? x

>>68133417
damn she called you a small guy

>>68133420
could be, I'm always up at this time

mech isn't autist enough, I study EEE

>>68133431
yeah, so?

>>68133413
fuck off to /cum/

>>68133170
>"yes, pre pubescent children ought to be making irreversible and dangerous life choices based on that the fact they don't like pink colors and unicorns."

>>68133407
I never asked for them

>>68133381
well technically they're consenting to a sex change, nor are they having a sex change

they're just blocking the stuff that makes them go through puberty so that it leaves their options open until they are of age to make such a decision, at which point they can continue with their transition which will probably lead to an outright sexchange, or they can choose to forget that stuff and just be normal

>>68133400

flannels making a comeback eh

nice

>>68133439
>duck hunting hat with a dear hunting shirt

Binned

australians celebrate christmas in summer. mental lads haha

>>68133447
90% are chinese billionaire students and the rest have parents there

chinese make a lot of money for unis, unlike native students which pay literally nothing and get their debt cleared after a few years

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>>68133439

>>68133427
I don't know what those numbers mean

some american i know thought we were leaving the UN not the EU

pmsl

>>68133427
*Opens the oven after baking*
*Gets hit by a gust of heat*
*Melts into a puddle*

I figure you Aussies ought to be able to handle the heat better than most

>>68133427
it's 32 degrees here but my room is fairly cold
almost considered putting pants on

>>68133476
>dear hunting shirt
as if there were special shirts solely for deer hunting
also
>dear hunting
>dear
just fucking end it you fake ass wanna be blue collar little bitch

>>68133481
*BRRRRRRRT*
*BZZRRRRRT*

>>68133485
FOY

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>when you check your bank and realise you have way more money than you thought you did.

>>68133510
There is you dumb fuck you use different kinds of camo for different species

>>68133458
yeah sounds familiar
I study mech though, at a place worse than imperial, on the plus side I'm not surrounded by autists, on the - side I fucked it with my course oneitis so I may as well have autism myself

other than that it's alri, but yeah even here EEE is full autism

>>68133461
it's wrong

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do y'all brits have these over there

>>68133517
Rude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr5lBlL8GKs

anybody here who supports free trade? I'd fucking dust you up if I saw you irl

>>68133469
>they can choose to forget that stuff and just be normal

You can't undo the social ramifications of transitioning as a child.
Think about how badly that would fuck up a kid's friendships and personal relationships.

>55 Irish soldiers are currently deployed in Malta

Hmm

>>68133510
>>68133485
>>68133476
>>68133481
>>68133540
FOY
>>68133511
good post

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Would recommend visiting the Neasden Hindu Temple in London, the staff are really friendly and will answer any questions, it's gorgeous inside and out and they even have a museum.

>>68133393
>>68133390
>>68133449
very good posts
thank you for posting

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>Girl touches shoulder of guy and laughs at me, sucks anothers dick in the library and sticks her tongue out at me
>Teacher says how is it seeing your mom every day
>English teacher raises chin at me as if to say I dare you to fight when I see him at the hardware store with his daughter
>Go up to present, girl puts her phone up, guy says "I knew I should've skipped class." Teacher says "I know back to algebra class again."
>Kid sits down next to me and says "This guy is here every day and it annoys the crap out of me."
>Girl smirks when I walk by her like "Really?"
>People put visors up when I park in the parking lot.
>Blocked hallway and I finally bulled through a couple and it felt pretty good.
>Girl walks into room, says "You're weird." and walks by.
>Notice guy sitting in backwards baseball cap, as a tribe with girls around, talking shit, until it's almost a conspiracy against you.

>>68133477
it's fucking terrible

English-American culture and traditions in African heat

REEEEOOOOOOOOoooo

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>girls pointing their arse at the camera while holding a sign that says TRUMP

>>68133558
visited there once
had to take my shoes off

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>>68133539
>yanks don't have pic related

>>68133533
why?

>>68133527
you're retarded.

>early fall and late spring it is 90f/32c outside
>wear pants and a sweatshirt to class because the rooms are freezing

the so-called first world

>>68133564
You forgot also being upside down

>>68133529
>I fucked it with my course oneitis
had a fair few oneitises while at imperial, even got asked out by one but my autism kucked me

don't worry lad, you'll find another one

>Zac Goldshit

>>68133439
Holy shit this is at my high school lmao

I know those girls

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Love her (LOVE HER)

>>68133603
global rule 2

>>68133581
that's how contradictions work

>South Korea to kill the coin in path towards ‘cashless society’

>Holy shit this is at my high school lmao
what do you get out of lying?

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is communism the hip new ideology now that Trump won?

>>68133558
I visited a Buddhist temple in my town a few times and it's very cozy
they had a small little park in the back with gardens and places for people to relax and meditate, plus these prayer wheels/bells.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxLMr784l0Q

right in the feels

yank infested thread, i'll check back in a few hours aha bye sweeties xoxo

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thanks for the rice canada. was shit but i only have $12 and i dont get paid till tomorrow so i'll be having the rest for breakfast

>>68133597
thanks lad here's to hoping

hope you find a nice shy qt autist gf at Imperial

actually got on the sert since starting uni and it doesn't have much to do with the work, and it's breddy good, if it gets much just get on the ol' ssris m8

every single person who smokes is a cunt or has something wrong with them

I have never met a decent human being who smokes

its like a magnet for dickheads

>>68133630
>it's wrong cos it's contradictory

ah yes, that logic clearly applies to absolutely everything

>>68133658
its been "hip" for a while
its purely a fashion statement now so it has zero consequence, it it did authorities would actually bother to address it.

can yanks shut the fuck up about their monkey politics?
go back to /cum/ or /pol/
I have no idea why you come here

>>68133690
it applies to this case for sure

>the city of zac goldsmith

>>68133566
howling with pain

>>68133686

get over yourself. plenty of nice people who are smokers

i read all aussie posts in the voice of Kangaroo Jack

>>68133634
>we just want to track and monitor every purchase you make, that's all

>>68133738
such as?

>>68133709
why?

>>68133698
do one

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>>68133672

We have a Thai Buddhist temple in Wimbledon, the building itself is quite small but the gardens are nice, the monks live in a separate building

>>68133738
example?

never met an anti-smoker who isn't a limp wristed shithead

I was going to a libertarian meeting tonight lads but some normies posted about tinfoil hats on the event page and now im less inclined

>>68133684
what is the point of this post

what possessed you to believe that anyone would care about anything in this vapid atrocity of post
is this what passes for a quality post in /cum/? is this an attempt to banter canada? literally what is this?

please tell me because i'm sat here staring at the floor contemplating whether life is worth living anymore knowing i will never feel anything quite like the disappointment i read reading your post

>>68133779
enjoy your cancer

>>68133698
/cum/ is too gay t bh.

>>68133779
>limp wristed
kek, is this the new chav term for a middle class civilised person?

i read all canadian posts in the voice of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

>>68133558
Have been a couple of times, is actually very nice.

Decided I"m just going to stop wanking forever

>>68133684
is that Uncle Ben's?

terrible stuff 2bh

>>68133778
quality

>>68133778
>height being important to a fight
>not mass
fucking women

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>>68133778
>so he's built like a brick shithouse I see
>could still probably heem him, wouldn't be anything personnell

>>68133779
Sounds like you're getting angry there mate, maybe you need your quarter-hourly smoke to calm the nerves

>>68133698
It's all poll wanker

>>68133684
Why buy those disgusting premade rice things? Just get actual rice and cook it, add some soup stock to flavour it or something.

wish i made decent money so i could get a full body wax or maybe even laser treatment

>>68133685
Reckon half the lads here are on anti-depressants already but I've never fancied them myself.

Even though I hate it tremendously, there's a small sick part of me that enjoys the couple of weeks before the exams. The huge amount of work: reading through massive books, trying to decipher the shitty lecture notes, doing problem sheet after problem sheet late at night while binge drinking coffee makes a kind of weird pleasure.

>hope you find a nice shy qt autist gf at Imperial
Thanks, unbelievably I'm actually seeing a lonely, depressed, gamer girl atm.

>>68133836
kek

>>68133794
>>68133794
ha ha great post, friend. i too hate americans, thats why i come here. i'm really a /brit/ at heart.

lads i have a VERY SERIOUS question
does tucking your boner in damage your willy? been doing it for years but i just realized i might have fucked up.

>>68133837
it's not me. i've barely mentioned trump since the election

eating croustinis

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>>68133800
>middle class civilised person

Feel like I will be dead within 5 years

>>68133818
Height means longer reach and often correlates with greater mass

>>68133847
if you can piss and cum your dick is working just fine?

also there are way too many yanks, can some of you please fuck off

>>68133764
can't be arsed to explain it to you
analyse the 2 sentences and you'll probably get it eventually

>>68133869
i was the first yank in this thread so no YOU fuck off aha

>>68133862

unless I find a gf I reckon I'm gone by age 30

>>68133784
>not being a stoic

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>>68133801
as you should

what did you have for dinner?

me?
I had alfredo and noodles

>Got Tinder
>Go on it
>All if not most are literal 8/10 +

I don't stand a chance.

Back to cocoon mode for another 6 months ha ha.

>>68133794
it was the first time i've ever seen "made in canada" on anything, not reading the rest of your post

>>68133813
yes, agreed

>>68133840
it was taking up space in the cabinet

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>>68133869

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did a wank

>>68133864
>longer reach
means fuck all if there's no power behind it
>often correlates with greater mass
if he trains
it's far easier to gain muscle mass at smaller heights

this is beside the point anyway
height doesn't determine hard. mass does.
i guarantee icelad cold heem 190cm.

>>68133878
>>68133862
Typical musings from kids who are worried about the future but are too lazy to even consider a solution

>Probably easier if I was dead lmao

>>68133876
simple twat

>>68133901
had half a bag of jasmine rice, courtesy of uncle ben. it was packaged in canada

>>68133912
Most tinder chicks are not 8/10, you're just desperate

>buying boxes of expensive sticks, setting them on fire and inhaling the poisonous smoke

>>68133916
think Anita is fit desu

Let's discuss british culture

>>68133939
>poisonous smoke
hm no sweetie

>>68133929
you're the one who doesn't even get it lmao
bored of you

>>68133920
>It's far easier to gain muscle mass if you're short but weigh the same as a tall person

Broscience

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>>68133862
That's what I thought when I was 15 now it's 13 year later and I'm still ticking.

>>68133939
>2016
>Doesn't smoke

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

>>68133921
Tee dot mong that puts the edition in the title

>>68133886
I like to think I do follow the stoics though, neither really clash idealogically

I've been shitposting about them on and off the last few months

are we actually doing an anti-smoking bit

jc nobody cares you fucking pakis

Don't regard anyone who smokes as human

They're just trash

>>68133959
ummmmmn xir, this is a multicultural general XD

orange surge

>>68133912
Tinder has a sneaky algorithm

They put all the highly swiped right girls who dont swipe much at all themselves at the front of the list when you get on the app, then after you've swiped past them you see different kinds of girls

at the very back of the algorithm are people who swipe right for lots of people but don't get swiped right much themselves

>bar near me does a bottle of wine for £4

>>68133985
meet me round the bins and clobber your nutsack with croquet mallet after I've finished my ciggy

>>68133972
It tastes like arse and you're paying money to breathe in filthy air. Definition of a rube.

big up the ambermanz

>>68133966
/fit/ told me it so i believe it (-:

anyway not important
the important thing is him being 6'4 means fuck all, she should have said his weight and bf% desu

yes, smoking
let me pay to kill myself in the most disgusting way possible

>>68134020
how do you know what arse tastes like

>>68133977
Hit too close to home Nigel?

>crawl out of bed at half 2
>microwave 2 mini pizzas
>sandwich chicken and smoked cheese between them for breakfast

ah yes, the so-called "runt" life

>>68133963
you can't even explain your arguement

very much a simpleton aren't you

>>68133960
>>68133972
cancer wankers love their cancer

>>68134012
that's a pretty heavy bottle of wine haha

i smoke but i know it's shit

t. radical centrist

>>68133966
if you're smaller you can eat the same amount as a larger person but have less be used by your body so that's more energy to go into your muscles.
that and your muscles stand out more

>>68134050
runt life?
more like the fat cunt life haha

>>68134062
the 'incense gives cancer' meme was from an extremely dodgy corrupt study done in china

>>68134042
Long story short your mum really likes rimjobs and that's why I fled to Canada, son.

>at the very back of the algorithm are people who swipe right for lots of people but don't get swiped right much themselves
all me

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>>68134042
>he hasn't licked a girl's anus lovingly

Spotting a LOT of spelling mistakes, get ahold of yourselves

literally the only people who care if someone else smokes or not are actual pakis

sharia doesn't care lambert & butler you see

@68134049
Shan't be reading this post

woke up to do a piss and accidently locked myself out the room and had to run down to reception in my boxers

although there was a whole minute when I didn't realise what was going on/where to go

I don't smoke but I'm annoyed by people who get super angry about smokers

>"cigarettes cause cancer"

>80% of all lung cancer patients are non smokers
>Japan has one of the highest smoking rates in the world
>Japan has the lowest cancer rate in the world
>Japan has the longest average life span in the world

Hmm...

Got the ol' grey matter jigglin' here

anti-smokers are obnoxious vegan tier runts

Broke the bin

seems like the golden era of cricket was the 20s to the 50s.

>>68134058
funny that you're to only one who didn't get it and now you're sperging out
not worth the time trying to explain it to you

fucking big up the lib dems waheeeey

>>68134129
good post

banning smoking inside pubs/restaurants I get, but banning it on patios makes zero sense. it's pure nannystatery

>>68134001
>tfw got called a conspiracy nut because I said this is what tinder was doing before they came out and said it

>>68134158
it contributes to global warming you melt

UKIP and LibDems should be the two main parties desu

>>68134142
the premise is obvious numpty but you obviously lack the simple reasoning skill to justify your arguement

sad!

>>68134172
>2 parties

FOY

>>68134131
It's not the 20s for another 4 years, mong