/brit/

Usa

>>68127200
>not question time edition

fucking spacker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

>>68127264
>>>/britpol/

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choose your /ChristmasGF2016/ lads

everyone made it over?

>>68127304
British culture

>>68127286
mankind's greatest invention

>heated blanket

what the fuck is this? 2002?

enjoy it catching fire and dying. this is common by the way

>>68127256
delete this post

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Leave the Royalists to me...

>>68127332

woah

the wife's friend uploaded a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-wE8JCTeHM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVlzoz6dTDQ

>>68127330
Honestly lad you haven't fucking lived.

>Freezing tonight
>Whack up the heated balnket

It's literally like lying on a radiator that's at a temperature best described as just right.

Can someone redpill me on the Lazytown meme?

>>68127309
Fuck off with this ancient gimmick you whiskey-soaked reprobate

>>68127332
Ah yes
the Age of Obama

Can't remember the last time I had a piece of fruit or a vegetable lads

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lads

>>68127371
you're not meant to be in the bed when it's on

>heated blanket

it's an electric blanket you spackers

LOL How do you know they were White they may as well be Nigger Dindus or Muslim Rapefugees.
BTW its true that most White women are voting for liberal pro muslim parties, women are the ones that made men of the West so cowardly and feminine that now Muslims are taking over the world and there are no White men to defend it.
And that pedo stuff and marrying 10 year old and beating women is not something that White Christians do you must be talking to some Islamist you dumb bitch.

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>electric blankets

enjoy your infertility

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>>68127332

detroit btw

>>68127387
robbie rotten's actor got cancer and /v/ started forcing one of the show's songs as a meme

>>68127371
>>Freezing tonight

What kind of fucking shithole do you live in?
Does your house not have isolation?

Even in -5 my house stays at about 22c

>electric blanket
it's a voltaic throw you stupid cunts

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>Fuck off with this ancient gimmick you whiskey-soaked reprobate

Is there some kind of statue of Cromwell I can take a pilgrimage to, to thank him for correctly dealing with the Irish runts?

>>68127407
>>68127418
Howling at you luddites

>>68127431
It's a good house, but it's still cold

>>68127431
insulation*

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gf who is a 1st year humanities student is texting me (a final year engineering student at fucking imperial) about how hard she has to study

fuming to be honest

>>68127465
>It's a good house, but it's still cold

oxymoron

>le heated blankets

only time I felt cold when waking up is when I slept in some 400 year old manor
enjoy catching fire

>>68127464
there is, right outside the houses of parliament

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>>68127424
>>68127332
makes me sad t bh

do British houses not have insulation?

>>68127490
Is there anything more unbearable than a 'MUH SUBJECT IS SOOO MUCH HARDER THAN YOURS' dickhead. Always insecure wankers, always.

>>68127464
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Oliver_Cromwell,_Westminster

>>68127424
>>68127515
>>68127332
you could argue that its getting greener at least

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>>68127490

You all know nothing about real cold.

>>68127507
there's one in the USA too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP88rsuQ0K0

>>68127545
>7500 words
>over a fucking month

My dissertation is 10000 in less time ffs

>>68127200
I've heard irish people speak very poorly about Cromwell, but all I've read about him makes him seem pretty based. What don't I know?

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>>68127309
found a new pic you can use

>>68127313
>>68127317
>>68127350
not sure about this extra flags lark

>>68127527
t. liberal arts major

>>68127490
no one cares about your insignificant existence

>heated blankets

you pussies wouldn't have survived a minute even 40 or 50 years ago when the vast majority of houses didn't have central heating and no double glazing. you literally scraped ice from the inside of your bedroom windows on cold mornings. most houses had a hot water tank upstairs warmed by the fireplace but once that was out you were on your own

>>68127541
Detroit will literally become a jungle ruled by tribal gangs

>>68127574

muh eyebrows

>>68127332
christ the uk looks grim

>>68127579
Greater London

>>68127574
>dat sneaky Cara

I see you nigga

>>68127579
A
FUCKING
CHESS
BOARD

>>68127465
enjoy your cancer

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>>68127545

>>68127527
ah yes...perennially unemployed arts student....

>>68127574
3rd from the right wut teh fug

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_satellite_collision

Iridium 33 and Kosmos-2251 collided at a speed of 42,120 km/h (11.70 km/s; 26,170 mph) and an altitude of 789 kilometres (490 mi)

In particular, hypervelocity is velocity so high that the strength of materials upon impact is very small compared to inertial stresses.[1] Thus, even metals behave like fluids under hypervelocity impact. Extreme hypervelocity results in vaporization of the impactor and target.

>my bollocks weren't in the middle of the satellites

>>68127579
knight to c3 LOL

>>68127634
kpop gone wrong

>>68127565
youre lying

>>68127612
chesters alright

>>68127615
fuck off with your shit accent

Considering getting some emergency electricity to see me though the night

brexit is gonna fuck this country lads, can feel it in me bones

toasting my goolies with the heated blanket lads

>>68127490
>>68127527
This, there's not a single subject in uni that would require more than an hour a day for five days a week studying

I've not written a single note over the past three years of medicine and I've been fine in all my actual exams

>>68127545
literally did my dissertation the night before it was in

>>68127617
Enjoy your hypothermia

>>68127593
alri Father Time haha

>>68127672

same

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes

>>68127309
8

>>68127672
'sheed

Business idea: electric clothes

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The ocean?
naw not a fan

>>68127661
No I'm not, I have 3 weeks to write it

>>68127684
Yeah I can vouch for this. Only exception is oxbridge, they overwork you there intentionally, gotta do an extra hour or two a day

>>68127716
bit late on that one lad

>ywn be a bird of paradise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLYB9pvww2M

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are we still doing webms?

>>68127723
Spoopy

>>68127672
sheed

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detroit again

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He killed IRISH people !!!!

can't stop gozzing everywhere

get funny looks in public

>>68127737
well i mean, you are

you dont get given a dissertation three weeks before the deadline you bold faced liar

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How do you lads handle bullying?

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>>68127723
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter

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>>68127754
>ywn have a cherry ice cream smile

>>68127796
>people

>>68127779
they're called webbly wimwams

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>>68127779
yeah

>>68127723
>deep see
>light

>>68127804
No, but I have exams until three weeks before and no time to work on it until then

It's called doing a proper degree la

>>68127812
quite enjoy bullying some no mark losers every now and again

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>>68127779

>>68127691
i have a fireplace in my room :^3

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>>68127723
>even this fucking shark has beta orbiters following her

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Cromwell massacred the IRISH and put them in to slavery!!!

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>>68127835

>>68127812
Reactionary depression

It's amazing how much you can wall yourself off from the world

>>68127574
how can nonwhite women even compete

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>>68127814

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>they're called webbly wimwams

>>68127796
good lad

>>68127793
a wee lick of paint is all it needs

right okay nothing's changing any time soon but eventually...

a fuck it

and we're done

>legitimate concerns
>need to have a dialogue
>finger on the pulse
>face the facts

Every time a politician says these words they should have a short, sharp blow swiftly delivered to the nads

>>68127849
no its called lying mate

>>68127849
la heard you're at JMU doing Football Studies

>>68127779

that's a big rocket

*puts the rhetoric aside*

>>68127849
absolute bollocks

>>68127849
>requires dissertation
>proper degree

kek

>>68127868
I rarely get out of bed let alone leave the house

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*gains 40 insight*

for >>68127917

>>68127937
It's a hard science m8

You have one nuclear bomb, with a blast radius of around 1/30th of the country.

Where do you drop it?

why have we not progressed in rocket technology/space exploration?

new cold war when?

Lads, behold the runt circus that is /brit/

>Thailand is a nonce
>Greater London is black
>Bedfordshire is a bender
>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
>Israel keeps everyone pacified with porn
>Swansea is a women-hating turbo neckbeard lanklet attention whore who probably can't grow facial hair and will never have a girlfriend
>The aggressive Irishman can still not spell 'you're'
>Canadians are so awful compared to their stereotypes or even behaviour outside of the general that I'm led to believe that they are not real Canadians, or are all secretly Quebecois
>Mexico has posted dozens of times but has provided neither a single (You) nor a point of discussion
>Denmark is a communist in support of the EU
>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
>Lithuania enters the thread purely to hurl attacks towards the general population of the thread and our nation, then promptly leaves
>Devon moderates the threads (for free!)
>South Yorkshire posts hats
>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire

Remind me again why you continue to visit this general.

We need to face the facts and have a dialogue regarding legitimate concerns so that we might keep our finger on the pulse of our current political climate

>>68127996
>1/30th of Canada
wewlad
I'd drop it in Nigeria

>>68127996
me gooch

>>68128002
there is no need to, it is a useless drain of money

we can already get satellites up with a high degree of success, that's all we need

>>68127996
squarely on my ballbag

>>68127955
my progress towards my masters

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>indie electro

>>68127996
birmingham

>>68127979
STEM degrees are meme tier

As are most humanities

Unless you're at Oxbridge there's only 4 degrees worth doing and they're vocational

>>68128002
>we

Fuck off Britain never did shit for rocket technology or space exploration

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>>68127779
/comfy/

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/RZECZPOSPOLITA/!

>>68127545
>oh no a student at a university will have to do some actual fucking work

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>>68128027
>not doing a manned mission to mars

mfw

don't really watch Question Time any more because it's just so formulaic

>News event question
>Left wing panellists respond with a typical left wing response to it
>Right wing panellists respond with a typical right wing response to it
>Topical issue
>Journalist talks about trends in a witty way
>Comedian responds in a daft retarded way
>Audience ask typical pleb underclass questions
>Audience plebs give their lefty cuck views or their autistic rorke views when asked for an opinion, or spinelessly respond in a centrist middle-ground way
>Panellist makes a quick remark or comeback, gets laughter
>Dimbleby says something witty, laughter
>Panellist gives a speech on fairness or justice or what's the right thing to do, gets applause
>Right wing panellist gives a politically incorrect view or left wing panellist gives an unpatriotic view and gets booed
>Dumb irrelevant jokey question that panellists struggle to answer because they're not human
>muh NHS

>>68128031
excellent post

>>68127996
fatcams front garden

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>this butch lesbian is more masculine than you
the absolute thought of it aha

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>>68127316

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>>68128072
>actual fucking work

haven't seen snow in years. its ridiculous

places like Syria get regular snow every year yet we get nothing

>>68128053
i know. it was the germans

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>>68128002

because they spunked all the money on the crappy space shuttle

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>french is the closest language to English
>france is the hardest country in Europe to order a beer in
quite sick of these pretentious cunts tbqh lads
flight home to england tomorrow though

>>68127996
>1/30 of ireland
Liechtenstein so I can kill all those kikes

>>68128022
good choice

>>68128002
trump is giving a fuck ton of funding to NASA for deep space exploration and elon musk is planning to colonize mars within 10 years

blame the liberals

Boss texted me that I should study up on a new area of the system and present a client workshop on Tuesday

>sweating_pepe.png

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Literal Rorke on now lads

>>68128077
lel

>>68128114
Gulf stream m8

Weather's consistent the more continental you are

>>68128043
This. Every degree is a meme to some extent. STEM is oversaturated with the top research jobs only going to Oxbridge grads. Humanities is the same with only a couple of the courses even worth considering - if you can go to a top 5 Russell Group at least. Certain social sciences like Economics can be good - but again, you better be graduating from LSE or Oxbridge.

Literally Medicine, Engineering and Comp Sci are the only 3 practical, guaranteed a job degrees. And even the latter is becoming very over subscribed.

>>68128149
you can do it :)

>>68128132
seen the elon musk simpsons episode today

was terrible

>>68128132
>trump's promises

lel

Was approached by mormons earlier

I was too beta to ask them to leave so I had o talk to them until the arrived which was 20 minutes late

they kept asking questions like what do you think the spirit of christmas is about and if I was religious and shit

thankfully even though they said we'll swap numbers on the bus to talka bout joning their church but the bus was pretty full and I managed to get a seat by mself and they sat near the back then they got off before me

Wish I could've said no thanks earlier but at least I got some social interaction with strangers

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All me desu

>>68128156
good lad

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Nice.

>>68127574
arr rook same

>>68128149
you cant do it :(

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>>68128076
hopefully with the new space race will see American rocketry improve since it has been sluggish since Von Braun died.

only American robotics has been performing well.

>>68128129
>>french is the closest language to English
???????????????????????

>>68128197
>missouri

screaming

>>68128116
>NASA
>German
>muh von Braun

'kys'

>>68128203
Why aren't MREs just called REMs - Ready to Eat Meals?

Can't understand all these ex-footballers complaining about abuse desu lads. Why didn't they just go back and sort the poofs out when they got older? Footballers just need to man up.

>>68128227
not just him though

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>>68128184
>this tired me'em

>>68128197
>ireland
p-paddy-kun ~~ uggu

>>68128197
>Ireland
Christ, bring back the Catholic Church

Reminds me of that scene in Calvary when he's talking to the porn addict

literally don't understand how you lads can live without sex and human intimacy it's literally a basic human need and there's no point living without it 2bh

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Absolutely would

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>>68128077
you forgot
>are peter gives the immoral, troskyist, not so conservative panel a lesson on what Britain really needs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt5mURRnRp8

This is finnish christmas song. Can you post some of you, maybe not so low key as this one :S

>>68128273
She really is beautiful.

What's this hair type called? It's by far my favourite.

>>68128256
>implying he hasn't gone back on almost everything

delusional

how do you pronounce ma'am?

I say it a bit like "marm"

>>68128129
Wrong!

Frisian is actually the closest language to English but it's a dead language so it doesn't count

Dutch and Afrikaans are the closest languages to English followed by Danish Norwegian and Swedish

Then comes French and the rest of the Roman languages

>>68128272
im asexual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ0SgAU9LXI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceC-7dWHaPM

>>68128223
well it's fucking close enough
sick of trying to order a pint and spending 10 minutes trying to explain what I mean to the barman

>>68128290
Angry dyke I believe

>>68128132
hes also going to help the working class man by hiring a bunch of wall street high rollers to cabinet positions and going to jail hillary lmao

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ah its another "absolute spastics argue about boats planes and rockets" episode

>>68128273
Name?

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>im asexual

>>68128192
same thing happened to me a few years ago when some African guy approached me while I was sitting alone in the park

I ended up praying with him and all

>>68128273
she looks like Ted Cruz

>>68128273
Is that fucking Sasha Grey?

>>68128312
laurie penny

She's not a porn-star though la, sorry to disappoint

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>>68128309
DUDE POOP LAMOW ISN'T LIFE AWFUL I WISH I WAS A NORMAL

>>68128237
Meal, ready-to-eat

>>68128197
never watched hentai in my life
curious now desu

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>tfw too intelligent to care about space exploration

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>>68128352
stop replying to me

>>68128290
its the "can I speak to the manager"

>>68128372
this gimmick is supposed to be used ironically

>>68128294
>Dutch and Afrikaans are the closest languages to English followed by Danish Norwegian and Swedish

>Then comes French and the rest of the Roman languages

By what metric?

>>68128241
Fuck off back to r3ddit with your Germanophilia

I wouldn't mind going to Mars
Even if there was a high risk of dying

OH MOTHER OF PEARL I WOULDNT TRADE YOU FOR ANOTHER GIRL

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>tfw too intelligent to use gimmicks ironically

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>>68128372

same

>>68128419
but what would you do? It's just a desert

>>68128436
>zizek meme

>>>/leftypol/

Can't wait to get home to england tomorrow and be able to shitpost comfortably with no stress
posting in this general without a british flag is horrible

I just want to be able to make awful posts without the pressure of being judged as a personality

>>68128419
wouldn't mind you dying

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Ah yes, family.

Manuel is dead lads. :((((

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE

>>68128436
>le fubby talk man :D :D
fuck you

>>68128456
I can't help but find the thought of being on an entirely different planet very fascinating

>>68128491
just saw that on /tv/ so sad ;(

>>68128486
post the pic

>tfw 3'1 and built like a wizard's house elf

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>>68128352
Why are there so many instances of those two using head-scissors on each other?

>>68128486
I know this is fake but the fact that utter weeb degenerates like this exist makes my blood boil

If arr Oswald or Cecil were still knocking about, weebs would get sorted

>>68128514
yeah in an abstract sort of way... but I'd not want to spend a large amount of time there

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>>68128486
>after 34 years

>>68128483
No one will know you are a necrophilic nonce once you are back in England

>>68128290
the useful idiot of cultural marxism

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*posts gimmick ironically*

pssh...

nothing personnel...kid

lads is Pizzagate real?

>>68128558
because they are both the patrician legman waifus

love the smell and taste of my gfs fanny 2bh lads

>The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King: Extended Edition
>4h 23m
holy fuck

>>68128617
Trudeau belongs in my bedroom but he does not belong in politics

>>68128636

any irl comparisons I could sample to get a an idea of it?

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>>68128316
>tfw rejected by asexual

10 months ago and it still hurts
fucking hell I am a cuckold

>>68128656
coins

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>>68128649
did a big wew at this the other day

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>beats everyone ITT in a brutal game of monopoly

There are some top slags on the CBBC show Millie Inbetween lads

>>68128656
skips

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>>68128653
he really is a pretty bastard in that pic but very handsome in this one

>>68128617
literally the son of Castro

>>68128596
exactly so that's why I can't wait for the anonymity of the British flag
don't forget I'm also the >tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic.... poster

if you were wondering why random flags were using that gimmick

>chilled monkey brains for tea
lush

https://youtu.be/URwL_nxYl1k

made a cracker of a post in /nederdraad/ lads

>>68128728
even better desu

>>68128711
post caps

>>68128598
alrai posnan

I don;t see what the big issue is with long movies, either take intermission breaks or watch it over two days so you don't burn out.

>>68128015
>my shit is still being reposted
bless you all

>>68127667
>fuck off with your shit accent
All British accents except for West Country and Received Pronunciation are shit, tbqh

got an itchy sock

>>68128755
>peh-pay
don't these runts know it's pronounced "peep"

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>>68128729
>don't forget I'm also the >tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic.... poster
Really? I noticed that gimmick had been dying down lately

>>68128795
The accent here is RP

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME

name's tim
tim byrne

mad women walk around with a gaping hole in them that periodically bleeds

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My cousin has a huge greenhouse full of giant Indonesian pitcher plants. She also keeps a bunch of cats. When a female had a litter of kittens and one disappeared, we at first thought a raccoon had got inside and snatched one or some shit. We were wrong. We found the body digested beyond recognition in one of the pitcher traps.

Night lads

>>68128656
idk really, people always say fish or coins or something but there's not really anything that compares to fanny

>>68128818
Good; it's classy, if a bit prissy

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>having anything except a southeast england accent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuSpZ3_5pTc

dave never would have done cool shit like this

but seriously though lads i shall be vacating this website permanently after christmas.
although all i do is banter on /brit/, isps just log website urls only, so can't be jeopardising my normieness. ta ta.

>>68128798
Let me take care of that for you x

Oh, sock? Sorry. I misheard

>>68128838
and big floppy meat sacks on their chest
and a big bum that bumps into everything

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>Estuary ""English""

>>68128859
ooooooo aaaarrrhhhhh

>>68128812
because I've been interrailing around Europe
Don't worry I'm home tomorrow and my gimmick will be back in full effect

you CANNOT escape me

remember that channel 4 mockumentaty on UKIP
was a right laugh haha

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>>68128716
Who did he get his looks from?

>>68128903
I admit there have been some funny ones

>>68128925
link

>>68128889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlK_Q7Torlg

?

choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv6AiaaOOnY

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>I watch channel 4

>>68128951
http://sockshare.net/watch/Nx4Y8YGz-ukip-the-first-100-days.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVL2HRszxdY

howling

>>68128869
>dave never would have done cool shit like this
Good. Politicians should be busy trying to run the country not mincing around trying to become a meme.

>>68128949
Canadians have always been friendly with Cuba
our PM being half Cuban will only secure our plans for making it the 11th province


soon the US will be surrounded on both fronts

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look at my frog
my frog is amazing

Laurie Penny is Britain's greatest living intellectual

https://twitter.com/Glenn_Kitson/status/804468108291358720

meant to post this desu lads

>>68129072
>Politicians should be busy trying to run the country not mincing around trying to become a meme.
yank tier thinking
politicians being human and approachable is always a good thing, once they start acting aloof and thinking themselves as aristocrats then its a bad sign.

>>68129098

but Owen Jones is the Orwell of our generation

Imagine being colour blind

Not necessarily a disability but it inhibits your day to day life

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>>68129072

>people with allergies to everything

feel sorry for these people. poncey upper-middle class parents who never let their kids outside and never managed to build up their immunities

Scotland and Ireland should be ethnically cleansed and resettled by English teutons.

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post memes only oldfags will know

>>68129159
>but it inhibits your day to day life

i'm colourblind and it literally doesnt

>>68129159
Especially complete B&W colourblindess
You could live your whole life without knowing what colours look like

>>68129159
if you watch videos of colourblind people being given enchroma glasses on youtube you see they nearly always start crying. also a lot of them ask "you guy's see this all the time" and go around touching things with different colours

really makes you think

>>68129221
>>68129159
being colour blind doesn't mean its black and white

it just means you can't see some colours properly

>>68129221
shouldve got the fucking glasses earlier

>>68129212
only plebs prefer memes to gimmicks

>>68129110
>yank tier thinking
The yanks just elected a reality tv star as their president, they've elected an actor twice previously and there has been multiple celebrity politicians at different levels. We don't do that.

You can be human and approachable and maintain a professional attitude to your job. While he's dancing around waving rainbow flags all the serious politicians are discussing policy and writing legislation.

who else /bigpersonality/ here

>>68129262
gimmicks are just a poor mans meme

want a milf gf

>>68129104
you're a good lad

What's life like on your Great Paedophisles

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Going to whack my willy to some hentai lads.

business idea: an amalgamation of memes and gimmicks

>>68129328
>Gimemecks

>>68129250
yea I know but it's still overwhelming for them
also a lot of them ask about purple things and go touch the grass

>>68129369

>>68129369

>>68129369

Non Cromwell autist edition

>>68129221
business idea: combine these with lsd

>>68129076
>tfw we'll never have Greenland and surround Canada on all three sides

>>68129452
greenland is ours fucko

>>68127566
Lots of genocide