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Nasty Brutal and Short edition
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could have got the first post if i wanted to
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same
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Fought on the wrong side in WW2 lads. No other way around it.
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>>68122471
me on the right
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>>68122471
What's going on here?
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first is mine
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>>68122471
Hey! That's my WIFE you're talking about...!

*canned laughter*
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name a single party that voted against the Investigatory Powers Bill 2016-17
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Reminder that reece fucks his hot gf, while you wonder whether any qts like you.
Reminder that while you sit alone /brit/ posting, reece is out socialising.
Reminder that while your body is mediocre, reece has had the body of a Greek god since 17.
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>>68122412
she's liked all my posts on the old 'gram
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>>68122560
Reece is clearly a billy no mates, best mate is probably his gf
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>Nasty Brutal and Short
Like if maisie would annihilate my bollocks in one swift boot. A quick kick to the vas deferens rendering me sterile for the remainder of my term on this earth.
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>>68122548
Lib dems
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aj tracey's livestreaming his ep on his facebook at 11pm

we've got just over 2 hours
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>>68122528
this
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>November 2015
>fancy a cute girl
>eventually she finds out and reveals to me that she's a lesbian on the 18th
>November 2016
>fancy a cute girl
>eventually go on a date with her and lose my virginity on the 18th
>later admits that she realises she's a lesbian
>...
>turns out both girls were born on the same day and know each other


What happens in November 2017 lads?
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5 minutes until class starts and there's literally nobody else in class
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Tim Farron used Yellow SURGE
it's super effective!
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prepping for /gf2017/
can't see /gf/201/ happening lads
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>>68122622
Pics
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>singing along to my favorite rap music
>self censor the n word because im a cuck
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>>68122528
>>68122615
Roork
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>>68122540
old school dinosaur art
called "country of the Iguanadons"
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>>68122622
that's because there's still 5 minutes to go dweeb
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reckon most canadians are alright there's just a few hyperautistic shitposters on /int/ that ruin generals and give them a bad reputation
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>>68122622
>turning anytime before 10 minutes late
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>>68122616
hopefully we get another new aj tracey ep
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>>68122682
I like it
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>YOU post AT HOME ON /brit/, Reece GOES CLUBBING and FUCKS HIS HOT GF
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>>68122676
>>singing along to my favorite rap music
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>>68122722
im not saying I wouldn't but her proportions are so fucking weird
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>>68122722
is this an express headline?
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>>68122695
can you shut up about canadians please fám
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watching chinese cartoons lads
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Dat perfect skin colour

https://youtu.be/mm6-oVEsvi4

Perfect little slut
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>>68122722
reece could do much better
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as i post this i'm sat on the loo pooing and weeing
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>>68122745
>t. leaf in disguise

i'm on to you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2QyjM0JvZQ

Jewish music tb h
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bbRP-Hn1Eo
WTF I love England now
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Reminder that aj fucks his hot gf, while you wonder whether any qts like you.
Reminder that while you sit alone /brit/ posting, aj is out socialising.
Reminder that while your body is mediocre, aj has had the body of a Greek god since 17.
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>>68122779
Proofs
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>>68122713
yea I love it
the more inaccurate the better
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>>68122784
Laurie Penny is obviously going to be some lefty twat
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>>68122819
who the fuck is aj?
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remember who's in Westminster day in day out fighting for your right to consume all drugs without fear of punishment and watch as much degenerate porn as you wish
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gf just sent me this lads
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>>68122784
>Penny
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>>68122852
i dunno who is it
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>>68122819
is that his peng ting from italy?
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>>68122471
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>reminder that reece passed his driving test on his FIRST GO, while you never EVEN TRIED and use PUBLIC TRANSPORT
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>>68122784
id fuck laurie 2bh
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>>68122880
lib dems
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>YOU post AT HOME ON /brit/, AJ GOES CLUBBING and FUCKS HIS HOT GF
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>>68122902
doubt it
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>>68122894
lol how old was he when he got it?
Chloe only got hers like a few weeks ago and shes like 25 or something
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How would you feel about an anglosphere type freedom of movement?

https://www.change.org/p/parliament-of-the-united-kingdom-parliament-of-australia-parliament-of-canada-parliament-of-new-zealand-advocate-and-introduce-legislation-promoting-the-free-movement-of-citizens-between-the-uk-canada-australia-and-new-zealand
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Romanian music tb h
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>>68122960
based
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>>68122560
Honestly would not take his depressing runt life over mine
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>>68122437
t. plebbo

>>68122464
a £3 bottle here will taste of shit, don't think they even exist. That's box-wine territory.
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Is London livable ?
is it better or worse than Paris?
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taking drugs to numb the pain
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*manspreads*

get a whiff of that then lads
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Is there any greater indignity than having the last post in a thread? It's like hovering around a group conversation, striking up the courage to speak, and as soon as you do the crowd wordlessly disperses.
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>>68122784
Going stop buying New Statesman now, jesus the state of her
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>YOU spent your BIRTHDAY ALONE and DEPRESSED, reece spent his FUCKING his HOT gf and eating cake she made
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>>68122998
>is it better or worse than Paris?
Same shit, different country.
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>>68122998
More expensive, less cultured (but still lots of culture, statistically less chance of getting allah ackbarred.
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>>68122998
i dont know why you'd want to live in a city as big as London
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Any of you lads get diddled by your football coach?

/brit/ is a safe space for you to talk about it
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when did reece and aj tracey start posting in /brit/?
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>>68122839
She always is. I hope she kills herself desu so people stop posting videos of her whinny ass getting BTFO by everyone.
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>>68122960
would not welcome this with the current state of Canada
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>>68123032
I self insert as Reece
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>>68122960
fantastic but it will never happen because lefties will block any idea like that
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Fucking hell its Friday tomorrow already

I've had these 'Fuck its friday tomorrow already' moments way too many times in a short space

It feels like 3-4 weeks have gone by in a day. something isn't right here
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>>68122960
reckon about 10% of the UK would leave in the first year
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>>68123005
the drugs dont work
they just make you thirst
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>new springbokasmr video
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bucks hasn't replied to my text lads :/
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>>68122895
That better be a hatefuck
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>>68123083
what do you mean?
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>>68123048
No, I tried but he always told me I wasn't his type.
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So today I had the hardest Muay Thai session of my life. My insides were on fire, my throat was dry, I was so close to throwing up and I could barely keep my guard up. Sweating like a cunt.

The reason for this is because I smoke. And at that moment I promised I would give it up. What did I do when I got home? Had a fag and a cup of tea

Feel a bit disappointed in myself
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>>68123046
Can I come live with you in a small Irish town?
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>>68122560
>>68122722
>>68122894
>>68123032

did this guy bully you or something?
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never had a text from a /brit/ person :\
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>>68123032
I don't like birthdays
for me the best birthday would be a succulent chinese meal, some alcohol and some peace and quiet

maybe a small cake for afters
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>>68122960
will never happen
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Just saw a trailer for a new season of Time Commanders on BBC4, pretty hyped tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBZclNfu2kE
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>>68123126
You should call the police and report discrimination
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>YOU wear CHEAP Adidas gear while reece wears DESIGNER clothes you could NEVER afford
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who /excited4questiontime/ here?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcaWhBpeSM
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>>68123128
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>>68123117
Your cucked commie PM m8
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>>68123083
what's wrong Brit-kun?
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>>68123172
Is that female presenter a tranny?
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>>68123138
You can only quit if you want to.

It really isn't difficulty if you want to quit smoking.

First 3 days you feel like arse, then every day you feel a bit better.
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>>68123128
HOWLING
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>>68123199
hat
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>>68123128
What a fool
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mhari black is right, we shouldn't be spending a few hundred million on buckingham palace instead we should be spending a few hundred billion more on pensions
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>>68122722

looks like soph aspin there
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pomf =3
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>>68123160
yeah if you want
but i basically live in a suburb
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>>68123138
Kick the habit before it kicks you
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>>68122998
london is amazing if you have the money
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>>68123166
give us your number then
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Do you say thank you when you get off the bus?
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>>68123188
>no socks
lack of class shows
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>>68123217
yea "she" is
the guy used to present the show for years and was pretty good but now he's a tranny so it will be kind of awkward desu

better than a real girl being stupid though
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>>68122960
Upon initial inspection it seems based, but I don't want floods of "americans" making everything worse here. Actual yanks would be alright, but its mostly immigrants there, we have enough of those already.
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>>68123272
yes
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>>68123101

people spend the majority of their lives waiting for friday
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>>68123115
well yeah as soon as I heard what she had to say i'd imagine it would be
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>>68123249
Unironically think the boy on the left is my coach haha wow
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>>68122998
Why does every foreigner want to live in London? What is it about that shithole that you lot love so much?
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>>68123269
doxxable info
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my grandma just died and i want to text something nice to my grandpa cos he's understandably really gutted at the moment. I don't know what to say, i care about him a lot but i dont see him very often. So far I've just got
"Hi grandpa, this is Joe. I heard about what happened and I thought I should text to say I'm thinking of you and I care about you a great deal". I don't know what more to put. I know i sound autistic.
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>>68123199
only thing he's done wrong that hasn't been due to baggage from previous governments is spend infrastructure money on foreign aid
he wouldn't affect something like this
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>>68123188
who the fuck is this guy and why do you care about him so much?
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>>68123306
Didnt read a single morsel of this post
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Would the Irish posters of Brit want/care if Ireland re-joined?
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Hey, ma, how 'bout some cookies?
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>>68123306
call him instead
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>>68123278
>>no socks
>lack of class shows
Lack of fashion shows
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anybody here feel like they're unironically smarter than everyone around them
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>>68123015
I've done that before and that's exactly how it feels lad
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>>68123306
that sounds alri to me as it is tbf

but im a husk so if someone disagrees i'd go with what they have to say
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>>68123351
Yes and no
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>>68123343
Only if they promised to finish off those famine roads they were too lazy to finish
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>>68123351
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have not read a single post in this thread
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>>68123306
Call him you depressing waste of skin
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>>68123343
Fuck off

Don't even start this bollocks

Never, give us the north, it's a drain on your economy and even Margaret thatcher despised the Ulster scotch
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>>68123345
he wouldn't want that. According to my mum when she called him he was very clearly holding back tears and he wouldn't want to cry in front of people
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>>68123279
Genuinely don't feel jealous about people with money is there something wrong with me?

Just doesn't bother me desu
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>>68123351
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Trudeau is unironically better than Theresa May
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>>68123188
urban sportswear like adidas is in fashion right now though, whereas this guy just looks like a right mong
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>>68123298
That would be quite a coincidence

I myself have been practicing MMA. Quite like the kicks because of how flexible I am, I can kick 180 degrees straight up
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>we're spending £200 billion on a new nuclear missile system
>it's merely a face saving exercise to try and slow our decline as a world power
>if it's ever used all of us ITT will be incinerated
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>>68123343
I'd only rejoin if you expelled all nonwhites
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>>68123306
Alri Joe
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>>68123343
piss off, scotland's already a big enough drain on the economy we don't need another leech
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youtube auto-subtitles are on point lads

it can even do irish accents
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>>68123289
Yanks aren't part of the deal.
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>>68123427
deal
>>68123402
why not mate

why do you even want the north
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>>68122616
You will become a homosex
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>>68123410
Different aspirations tb h

Poor people generally have lower expectations of money, hence they're poor

Rich people feel like they couldn't live without it, hence they're rich
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>>68123410
modesty is a virtue
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>>68123425
Evening Jeremy
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>>68123351
I used to consider to be quite smart when I was younger, but now I'm convinced I'm mentally deficient
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>>68123351

well it's true in my case because i work with plebs who don't know if we're in the EU or not, don't know Theresa is PM, and don't know what Hiroshima is.
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>>68123421
Really? Good on you. You're lucky if you have that flexibility mate. I'm so stiff around my legs, just not used to using them in such positions. I'm thinking of pairing my Muay Thai with BJJ to get a more well rounded fighting experience than MMA.
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>>68123393
i said smart not concious retard

even the dumbest animals have conciousness, no relevance to what i just said sorry sweetie xx
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>>68123402
I agree, it's time to reunite ireland
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Am I a poofter or do most men punch below their weight? I see so many athletic well groomed guys with absolute fat munters. It could just be British women 2bh
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>>68123243
Cool and nice
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>>68123490
Please be kidding
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>>68123421
Aye lad you'll be laying 180 horizontal if you get spicy with me back in your box
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>work tomorrow
>not even last day cause I'm in on Sat as well

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>68123441
we're literally richer than all of you if you bar the south of england
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>>68123524
desu the average man takes better care of himself than the average woman does.
the number of decent men is far more than the number of decent women.
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Hiroshima is the owner of 4chan.
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>>68122528
cuck
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>>68123524
punching below my weight right now 2bh

partly because I'm so busy I don't have the time to look after a good looking girl who's being chased by a hundred blokes

the current homely looking one, is low effort and regular action which is just what I need
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>>68123527

I'm not
The girl at work who is guilty of all 3 of those clangers went to uni as well

Trying to think of other stupid shit she's come out with
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ladsss

you's lot like the new whip?

whipping whipping in my fiat 9! f4m
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>>68123570
youre a cuck if you support the side thats victory has resulted in the slow decline and eventual cultural and ethnic displacement of the european people
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>>68123512
Muay Thai + BJJ is a very good combo, it provides a very flexible fighting style

I personally quite enjoy BJJ and I have been getting the hang of it very quickly
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PAJEET
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Americans on /pol/ should be exiled
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>>68123472
Why does it seem like poor people have no aspiration?

>did a trial run at a job
>people there were all plebs
>literally just worked
>weren't interested in anything
>seemed like they were okay with doing that shitty job the rest of their life

Was very odd
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>>68123620
>I personally quite enjoy BJ
stopped reading

this is a no-poof zone
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>>68123524

Have you ever dated a 9/10 mate, I was with an Austrian girl a couple of years ago, she could easily be a model or whatever but it was a nightmare to deal with the fact every guy would try and be her "friend", any time we had a little argument there would be 100 guys on her in seconds telling her how good she is, how she can do better etc. It's really not worth the paranoia and anxiety of all that and just got for a safe 7/8 out of 10
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>>68123515
The fact you missed his point proves it
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>>68123425
needs replacing 2bh, it's either do this or basically disarm, a system without constant firing capability is useless
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>>68123610
NICE WHEELS
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>>68123531
If I get spicy in my box?
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im thinking
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>>68123648
He said BJJ, it's a fighting sport, something you've never partook in you limp wristed gimp
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>>68123648
Nothing gay about appreciating a BJ
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>>68123647
>dude just have aspirations lmao

To get out of minwage slavery I would need to do a university degree AND craft myself into a social normoid to play the office politics game. Both are insanely hard. Much easier to just grind away my life at my shitty job which allows me to get by.
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>>68123714
transexualism and all of this wank is just fasion now
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Russiatbhlads
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Ever heard of the phrase "greatness in waiting"?

We have a golden age future Prime Minister waiting on the back benches lads. It's going to be glorious.
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Having a go
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>>68123730
*places conor mcgreggors cock in your mouth*

*checks you for signs of arousal*

ah yes...another poof....
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>>68123769
>art thou irate, brethren?
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>>68123747
What an awful existence, this is what you're going to do with your life? What a waste.

Pursue your ambitions m8
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>>68123793
>You wouldn't suck off Conors girthy Celtic cock

Cmon now, wise up
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>>68123747
you really don't actually
at least not here.
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>>68123769
Moggy <3
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Theory: can one be a centrist without being radical
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need a strong muscular pm to make me feel safe
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Why is there so many British flags in Eire?

Go back to you own thread fuck sake
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Stop doing a x
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>>68123714
of course im transphobic
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Eating a small tasty orange
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>>68123747
>university degree
>insanely hard

Doing STEM at Rustler Uni and averaging a first with minimum of effort lad
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>>68123844
a question isnt a theory you thick cunt
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why haven't the australians made a christmas toad
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asmr......DAHLING!
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>>68123848
/Brit/ and /Eire/ should be on the same thread anyway. I've seen the shit posted there, it's practically the same as every /Brit/ thread just slower.
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>ywn feel icelads tiny tight lips around your throbbing cock (which is roughly equal to the size of his forearm

not a fan t.b.h. lads
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>>68123619
I don't think you realise the Nazis ultimate goal: the complete and total domination of the Aryan people.
Theres not much room for a free Britain in that
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>>68123848
go back to /eire/ you subhuman mick
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>porsche owns VW

really thinking right there
>>
Jesus Christ..
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>>68123903
Typical brit imperialism fuck off
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>>68123903
I made a /brit/ + /éire/ thread during real nigga hours once

It was quite the success
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>>68123903
this
make the next new /brit/ + /éire/ = /british isles/
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>>68123350
"fashion"
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>>68123956
is this in response to >>68123906
?
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>>68123903
>wanting paddies in /brit/
no ta
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>>68123990
this

batty irishmen got no bants
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>>68123848
tbf NI makes up ~1/5th of the population of the island of ireland.
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>>68123914
>>68123971
I will throttle you two little knobs into the ground and throw you off the rosslare pier I ever see this shite posted again
>>
I"m actually a big fan of the *BRRRAAAAAAAPPP* meme
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the icelandic poster is acting like the mexican...
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Lads would you sexually service GSP? Personally me and him would take turns ravaging one another
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>>68124026
im not, it's weird and creepy
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Soon lads
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dumb pirate
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Mr Moral man
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>>68123907
thats complete bollocks though

>Hitler professed an admiration for the imperial might of the British Empire in Zweites Buch as proof of the racial superiority of the Aryan race,[108] hoping that Germany would emulate British "ruthlessness" and "absence of moral scruples" in establishing its own colonial empire in Eastern Europe.[109] One of his primary foreign policy aims throughout the 1930s was to establish a military alliance with both the English (Hitler conflated England with Britain and the United Kingdom in his writings and speeches) as well as the Italians to neutralize France as a strategic threat to German security for eastward expansion.

>When it became apparent to the National Socialist leadership that the United Kingdom was not interested in a military alliance, anti-British policies were adopted to ensure the attainment of Germany’s war aims. Even during the war however, hope remained that Britain would in time yet become a reliable German ally.[110] Hitler preferred to see the British Empire preserved as a world power, because its break-up would benefit other countries far more than it would Germany, particularly the United States and Japan.[110] In fact, Hitler's strategy during 1935-1937 for winning Britain over was based on a German guarantee of defence of the British Empire.[111] After the war, Ribbentrop testified that in 1935 Hitler had promised to deliver twelve German divisions to the disposal of Britain for maintaining the integrity of her colonial possessions.[112]
>>
>>68124026
i'm not because i don't want to think of farts while a picture of a bum is beside it
>>
there's more foreigners in here than actual brits

fuck off if you're not /brit/ thanks
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>>68123942

BMW owns Mini
Mercedes owns Smart
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>>68124021
Those who get a proxy are more Irish than those who don't
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>>68124093
I own smart
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>>68124070
Hitler said lots of things in public that he then went back on in private
he was very happy to lash on the praise in public
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>>68124051
Nobody asked you lad
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>>68124070
looks like we've learnt our lesson by how we are treating trump
>>
Absolute club banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNIBn5nbvr8
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>>68124024
wexfordians are literally the most british people after dubs

definitely the most genetically
>>
>>68124070
Hitler would have shipped British youth off to work in camps and mines across the Reich, while better than the treatment of Slavs its hardly preferable.

and he wold have left sizable "garrisons" on the islands fucking all the qt brit girls.

the Empire would be a puppet and a joke
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>>68124121
Yeah Hitler was a fickle cunt, always changing his mind about stuff. Would have been an absolutely nightmare to have as a boss.
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>>68124136
fuck off
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>>68124143
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door
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eating an apple lads
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jypiPWbBeBI
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eating candy lads
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>>68124187
how dare you post something like that
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>>68124178
like praising islam infront of islamic leaders but then privately calling arabs untermensch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-F3I7HHdsM

I remember smoking weed and doing mandy at a party back in 08 listening to this shit blasting through the speakers - wish I could go back to my sixth from days lads
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>'It's almost like being reborn': Craig David responds to rumours he was killed and replaced by a body-double in bizarre conspiracy theory interview
>>
>you are pm of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland
>a small famished urchin stumbles into your office clutching a piece of paper
>he tells you he is the president of some place called the """""republic"""" of ireland
>you open the note and read what it says
>"May God put it in your heart to add greater strength and lustre to your crown, by a still more comprehensive Union"

what do lads?
>>
>>68124158
Aye so if you're lucky you can get the stena line back where you belong faggot
>>
>>68124212
welp, probably on the list now
>>
>>68124121
"hurrr durr hitler said lots of things" literally isnt an argument. he made loads of attempts to ally with us. simple as that.

>>68124160
ok? and we put all the germs in open air camps where they slowly starved to death after the war too. whats the point? we were at war and plans had to be made as to how the situation was going to be handled.
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>>68124233
ill manors blud its the illest manors u get me bruva u get me blud
>>
>>68124216
>Candy

FOY
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bogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfcqYiwULUI
>>
Woops xDD
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>tfw want to bring Britain to a glorious new age as a revolutionary or a hero or a leader
>tfw too thick and working class to achieve anything
>>
finished my apple lads
>>
Me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
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>>68124263
I'm sure he would have allied Britain
for a time
>>
>>68124263
yea, the difference is that would happen to YOU instead
and probably a bit worse.
>>
>>68124233

Me too, the first time I took MDMA I danced for like 6 hours straight and there was a green laser machine which I was really fixated on so everything was black, it was like being in my own personal universe.
>>
>>68124295
well done
>>
>>68124290
was liked this then i realised I can just be a death squad grunt or something
>>
>>68124263
Dismissing an argument because it doesn't suit you is not an argument
>>
>>68124245
>faggot
>>>/int/cum
>>
>>68124276
why did all adverts from 1990 to 2005 have that weird fish eye lens quick moving camera thing
fucking weird
>>
>>68124326

Everything else was black I mean, it was just me and the green lasers.
>>
>>68124092
Ummm
We're here to discuss /brit/ish culture sweety
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>>68124335
cheers lad. never get this kind of appreciation with my lunch apple.
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>the first time I took MDMA I danced for like 6 hours straight and there was a green laser machine which I was really fixated on so everything was black, it was like being in my own personal universe.
>>
Do not like Nazis
Do not like Communists
Do not like Anarchists
Do not like Muslims

im OK with leftists, jews and blacks though
>>
>>68124283
>he who controls the memes controls the universe!
>>
>>68124395
Does it look like someone glued an acorn to your abdomen?
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11776881

normie poll of the century
>>
>>68124395
*pulls out a microscope glass*

our first task is to locate it....
>>
>>68124306
me in the green tree costume
>>
just like to say how proud i am of the lad who finished his apple
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>>68124321
the point is the situation didnt have to arise where britain/germany had to be putting each other in camps in the first place

>>68124346
its literally not an argument though. delve into any of hitlers personal writings or his PRIVATE table talks with his generals and youll see he had an affinity and desire to ally us from the beginning. we werent just some meme thing he flip flopped on for political reasons. he was butthurt as fuck when he realised we werent going to ally him under any circumstances.
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>>68124357
because its more 'in your face'
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>the first time I took MDMA I danced for like 6 hours straight and there was a green laser machine which I was really fixated on so everything was black, it was like being in my own personal universe.
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just finished my candy lads
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>>68124420
>>
>>68124443
joining in on this sentiment to express a genuine appreciation for him
>>
I am terrible at sex
>>
>>68124425
I pull out and she jacks me off onto her tummy
>>
watching the apprentice lads. everyone keeps saying badger. word's lost all meaning ngl
>>
>>68124448
>implying British interests are European interests
any situation where a single power controls the continent is bad for Britain.
Britain has only ever sought to destabilize and weaken the continent.
>>
>>68124500
>>68124500
>>68124500
>>68124500

NEW
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>>68124480
no hes a jew
>>
>>68124276
what's yer 'hing?
>>
>>68123306
>I can't imagine how you must be feeling right I now
>I haven't seen you in a while, but as soon as i'm able, i'll make the effort
>Let me know if there's anything I can do
>I've always cared about you and Grandma
>you've always both been the best grandparents I could ask for

try some of those. only if you mean them of course. my grandad passed recently and i had to look after my nan a bit. poor old dear
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>>68124492
I am as well

don't care 2bh, never made a girl cum and I have sex twice a week at least
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>>68124468
paedophile detected
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>>68124515
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[spoiler]pe[/spoiler]
>>
worlds going to hell in a handbasket
>>
>>68124425
Never used it, my stepdad insists that it makes him numb.
>>
>>68124531
>>68124531
>>68124531
>>
>>68124515
shan't be posting in this thread
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>>68124425
Two of my best mates are gonna have kids in he next 2 months or so

Fuck that
>>
>>68124525
thanks la
>>
hmm a pikey thread and a yank thread
>>
>>68122784
>Laurie Penny

fuck sakes, can't believe people still give her the time of day after Starkey bodied her.
>>
>>68123188
>Designer

lmao, House of Fraser fuccboi
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