kys ur self edition it solves all problems hahahaha
nobody wanna post in my thread?
okay what a confidence boost
thanks mikoto
3D women are NOT important.
gonna find and kill anyone who calls me mikoto
I want to sexually impregnate Kumiko.
>>68116704
What has happened to your eye
sorry mikoto
>>68117080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aB6bfucM04
succ
>>68117208
I wonder if you're lonesome tonight
>>68117426
are you the rude american from oklahoma or another nigger
>>68117326
Ok
>>68117566
Definitely not from that hellhole
only important post in this itt
>>68117566
i dont namefig. nice digits
>>68117696
which state are you from
>>68117756
thanks
>>68117757
Pennsylvania
>>68117736
me on the pic
IN WEST PHILADEPLHIA BORN AND RAISED
my brain is incarcerated
thread theme song
https://youtu.be/ngxuqiweUCs
>>68117985
Nope
>>68117919
Where can I get an onahole of your mouth?
>>68118100
Who committed suicide and left you to be the thread theme song person?
I do not associate with niggerd
>>68118233
Order it on j-list, haha
>he thinks im talking about him
binge drinking
>His language doesnt roll R's
>>68118705
dunno where the actual thread theme song guy is. havent seen him in a few days
Im half German, my forefather fucked a local lords daughter lmao
https://youtu.be/yJpukUfpayM
Thread theme song
>I don't consider myself Estonian for what's it's worth
>>68119175
Ahhh yes, lets all remember the great battle of Ümera, where Estonian riders of the Khanate defeated an Army of German Knights and Latgal light infantry me
>>68119342
Why did the Khanate fail? If we were united from the beginning half of europe would be under control of the mighty Finnic Kahanate
>>68119175
surprised youtube allows that video
What the white man fails to realise is that you cannot supress the yellow warriors forever. Ur home will be our ricefields, motherfuckers
>>68119617
Do you know who Külmking is?
>>68119661
Nah, you're European, white boi
>>68119693
negatory ghost rider
oh i need to smile more? right haha thanks!
>>68119724
Doubt
>>68119784
this is getting really old
cut yourself or something you attention whore
>>68119874
thanks for the attention, whore
Greetings, you anime loving fucks.
>>68119911
you're welcome but seriously if you posted pics of your bleeding cuts (with timestamps) you would get a lot more attention
succ me thicc dicc bicc
>>68119861
Estonia isn't European it is to be united with Finland creating our once great ancient empire once again
>>68120087
eesti + suomi = THICC
>>68119940
Disgusting
we need some more suicidal vibes in this bitch
>>68119757
Külmking or Cold Shoe, is a malicious spirit of Estonian folklore. The legend goes that he dwells the forest, looking for people. He wears the skin of his victims and appears human. If you come across him, he will politely greet you and ask to touch your hands. If you allow him, he will remove the skin he is wearing and take yours. He will skin you alive, leaving you to die a horrible death. If you refuse him, he will follow you silently until you reach home. Then he will say his feet are cold and he wants to come in. If you agree he will murder anyone inside the house, harvesting their skin and putting the skin back on different people. If you refuse he will become angry and circle around your house, staring into your window until you come out again or let him in. The correct way to deal with him is to offer him new shoes. Külmking is easily spotted by his tracks. His feet are very narrow and pointy, so he wears shoes to hide them. If you offer him shoes, he will leave.
>>68120153
*posts a anime ahego face*
dät is raight mai fellov mongolian brotter
sometimes when i close my eyes i can see beautiful colors and dots everywhere
>>68120298
Stop staring at a lamp
balt grouped with ausnz is proof that we are have truly the best banter in the world
Herro, ferrow white men
>>68120254
absolutely LOVE folklore and mythology thanks a ton lad
who remembers when life wasnt shit. i do. in 2006
>>68120438
Five minutes ago was pretty nice.
2006 were the days ,am
>>68120438
You sound like a teen going through a phase tbqh famalamamamamma
THICCCCC ASSSSSSSSS
>>68119784
*gives attention*
No problem, dude
>>68119861
Your language is European though, whity
no worries, no depression just come home and go meet m8s and chill
>>68120438
life is always shit. it's just your perception that changes
2007 was good too but that was the year they ruined runescape
>>68120491
he's 17 years old so yes
>>68120500
I like thicc ass
>>68120202
K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht8_rhVMOs
/balt/ is rightful property of [s4s]
I'm 20 not 17.
>>68120592
ass
FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAA JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>68120592
/urmum/ is rightful property of [me]
>>68120604
tell me, why does he wear the mask?
all my depressed mofos throw ur mf hands up in the air
Who here /propertyofakiwi/ here?
tune of the night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7o-T-CFZq4
slap a like on that mf
>>68120408
Then u will love the story of Katk.
Katk entered villages, killing all living humans. Katk was not a man, it was not an animal, it was something otherworldly. Katk once emptied the village of Salla, all put one fisherman died. The fisherman saw Katk walking slowly towards the village, he did not move, he lied down in the water pretending to have drowned. Katk cut his fingers off to test if he was dead, the man passed out from pain and woke up the next day. He rushed to the nearby village of Käru, to warn the locals. The village elder decided to outsmart katk by gathering all people, taking their clothes off and laying them in the mud. Katk strolled by, saw the crowd but tought them to be animals. Katk left to harvest more souls, but left the village of Käru untouched.
Weird thing is, that in reality in 1600s, Salla was completely wiped off the map, together with Kaavere, Tammiku and Koila. Only one village in the area survived and it was Käru. Historians have yet to crack the mystery of 1200 people disapearing. Katk means plague, which is an allegory ofcourse, but no signs of plague in that part of Estonia have ever been documented until 1780
and i don't even notice when it hurts anymore
>>68120809
stop fucking pretending that you use social media even if it's ironical or not we both know you haven't visited a social media site in your lifetime you worthless slut
hahaha lol
>>68120507
No its not. English is more related to Latvian than Estonian is. No language is even close to Estonian in Europe. Finno-Ugric languages are an anomaly
put the finn in the bin xddddd XD ::::DDDDD
i sent flowers but you said you didn't receive them
>>68120894
honestly surprised i haven't looked into baltic folklore on my own yet. anymore you'd be willing to share?
>>68120902
ey baus
but you said you didn't need them
she think she love me i think she trollin
>>68120957
Your language is European while Khans share their alphabet with us
(me on the video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
wish i was born a west side gangsta at least my life would be full of adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CL6n0FJZpk
dee oh double gee
i represent latvians all across the world
Maki
>>68121174
that's an extreme resolution/quality image hahaaha
who remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cafL0l-Mo
i remember
tfw only one who actively posts on /balt/ these days.
if id leave these threads would die.
I only respond to Estonian posters.
i only respond to posts that i feel like responding to
>>68121315
why
we should slowly introduce /brit/ culture into /balt/
>>68121020
Kratt was a funny being. Basically it was your inhuman slave, granting all your wishes. To make a Kratt, you had to build him a body and but red coal as his heart. Then at the 4 crossroads at midnight of friday, you had to call out for Saatan. Saatan means devil, but not the Christian devil. He was known as the evil one, living amongst the dead. If you summoned him, he asked for your blood. In return, he would give a soul from the underworld to your command. Smart men gave the evil one chicken blood, bc when u gave your own, he would return to take your soul as paypack. With the soul for Kratt he would come to life and do as you command. However, Kratt had a dendency to be mischievous, as he had the soul of a tormented person. Overtime he would become too troublesome and even hurt or cripple you. To disable him, you had to give him an uncompletable task, like making rope from sand. Then Kratt will break and the evil one will show up to gather his debt. If you were foolish enough to give real blood, you would join his army of undead as another soul.
I'll start.
you're all runts and i shant be responding to your posts
what does ruint even men lol xd
>>68121347
Because latvia and lithuania haven't earned my reply yet.
this *cry laugh emoji*
latvian (or just my) hegemony on /balt/ is getting out of hand 2bhonest
>>68121428
Hm, I see
thanks for you'r respond
william was a gay deceiver
I WISH I WAS IN DIXY HOORAY HOORAY
IN DIXIES LAND ILL TAKE MY STAND
n1 in riga finna hit the bong?
starting to feel like /balt/ is an experiment done by the govt on me to see how long i can stay here and talk to myself.
do i win if i post for a long time or stop posting asap?
Ušakov tu esi glevulis, tu mani dzirdi!
>>68121357
>actually learning something cultural on /int/
i think im using the board wrong
>mfw
>>68121781
In my home i have many books which include folklore from 1300s-1700s. Great fun to read them
>>68121781
How much do you know about Estonian history?
>>68121818
ive been trying to find somewhere to read it online but im having 0 luck
>>68121861
h-haha well..i read the Wikipedia page
>>68120894
Mis lugu see on?
Mina tean kahte Kärut, üks on Raplamaal, teine Väike-Maarjas.
Saksakeelne nimetus on mõlemal "Kerro".
Pärnumaal pidavat ka üks Käru olema aga seda ei tunne.
>>68121954
to sum it up: 700 years of slavery many times more horrible than that in USA
>>68121315
What about me
>>68122100
See peaks olema selle Lääne-Viru Käru kohta
>>68122101
>many more times horrible than the USA
fuck off.
>>68122253
White man has done us so wrong. The butthurt isnt a meme, it has a reason
>>68122397
hmmm. well i personally didn't do anything to you so i hope we won't have any problems between us
>>68122452
If you are not of German or Russian descent. Also USA is to blame for selling us out to USSR after ww2. If we hadnt been occupied we would be Scandinavian level in economic advancement
>>68120029
why would i cut myself
thats not how feeling suicidal is like at all
>>68122566
s-sorry
which baltic country should i travel to if i want to experience the true baltic region lifestyle
i am from new jersey, that's not like the balts (most likely)
>>68122566
You should have joined Finland :)
http://reuters.com/article/idUSKBN13P26U
Nice
>>68122719
go to latvia and kill mikoto. thanks
>>68122665
My grandfathers family was deported to Siberia and he himself spent 11 years living in forest as a guerilla fighter because of you. Every boy under 15 was shot and dumped in a near by bog. The village was sweeped, houses burned and people killed or sent to goulags.
Americans...
>>68122566
>Also USA is to blame for selling us out to USSR after ww2.
You think Stalin wouldn't throw every last man, woman, and child in defense of himself and execute people who refused as he already did? We'd have to pave the way to Moscow in atomic bombs to liberate the rest of you.
Plus we couldn't throw Germans at Russia, they ain't falling for that again.
>>68122735
My gandfather fought for Finland when Russians came. He returned home after you won and had to live a life of a fugitive
>>68122817
All we asked you to do was hold your word. Instead you gave empty promises and backed out like cowards
fuck pussy, get children
fuck ass, don't get children
conclusion: ass > pussy
conclusion: men > women
conclusion: boipussy = degenerate
conclusion: 3d > 2d
>>68122842
Estonia should have begged for Finland to annex it tbqh
>>68122993
ur mum begged me to annex her asshole last nite haha
>>68122917
Wasn't gonna happen either way. They outnumbered us in magnitudes in both armor and manpower. We had the advantage of the bomb, but we'd be in trouble beyond that.
Honestly, you were likely better off facing the deportations rather than having war roll through Estonia for the third time and ravaging it again.
>>68122993
Nah, if we accept anyone annexing us, it would be Mongolia.
>>68123022
Hehe too bad she's dead %)
i really fucking hate when mikoto is crying for attention with "le eim gon kil miself"
>>68122645
because you're not actually suicidal
>>68123133
she is now
Now the Latvian Defense Ministry has provided the definitive answer (barring major tectonic shifts), and that answer is: 311.94 meters above sea level.
The ".94" bit is a bit annoying, what with it being so close to a nice round 312 meters, but facts are facts.
And the good news is that Latvia just grew by nearly half a meter. The last survey to tackle the question dated from the Soviet era and delivered the information that Gaiziņš was a mere 311.495 tall, which is far less impressive.
The Defense Ministry and the Latvian Geospatial Information Agency carried out all the technical preparations and legislative changes necessary to establish the new recording as fact.
Unfortunately the highest Baltic 'peak' is still the 318m Suur Munamägi in southern Estonia, but it's good that Gaiziņš is growing and hopes are high that if we keep surveying every few years, we may bring Suur Munamägi down a peg or two.
estonia soon finished and bankrupt
>>68123549
ESTONIA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER AFTER THIS
>>68123549
Munameģis is a meme hill anyway.
Estonians carries sand in their hats to the top of Munameģis to make it bigger.
>>68123549
>we may bring Suur Munamägi down a peg or two
implying kalevipoeg would let that happen. he will cut latvia in half with his sword
>>68124184
Latvian students come here to dig with their shovels to make it smaller.
>>68124184
>Estonians carries sand in their hats to the top of Munameģis to make it bigger.
Vai tas ir reāls?
es atnāku uz savām kojām 32. istabu
satieku draugu, izdzeru trauku un atlūztu
>>68124561
no but >>68124527 ir reals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w08-gnKvwxI
hahahahahaaaaaaa
suicide is not something that should be romanticized
SALDEJUMS
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68122793
wtf I hate U*A now
>tfw
>>68124802
what feel?
but they don't understand ...
only good rooskie is a dead rooskie
>>68124816
the feel of pretending to be suicidal because that's what the cool kids do these days
>ohh look im a lithuanian i know everything about suicide hahaha
sdjlakhsdklj lbjgf
>nobody except for use lithunasians have the right to be depresed look at htese stats
>oh yeah im an expret at depression i can see that evrey uhibnbe else is a poser xdxdxdxdxdxdxd
>>68124737
lol
emos should leave. if you want to kill urself then just kill urself faggot. don't litter this thread with your emo bullshit. no one cares
>pffht yeah right those latvian genes are x10 times better than lithuanisan genes so they don't get depresed hihihi xd
>we lithuanians take suicide studies in school XD
>latvians are so pro at survival xd un liths have no chanses xd
will you shut the fuck up you whiney cunt
>tfw lkatvians pretend they wanna kys
>tfw saw this latvian poser the other day amde me wanna kys xxd((((
>>68124830
>>68124881
>>68124909
>>68124961
>>68125007
>>68125030
JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU ANNOYING UNDERAGE PIECE OF SHIT
AAAAAHHHHHH
>look at mee look im so good at being a suicidasl man im a pro xdddddd
>lithuania life is so bad my mother kysed to day im the only one jaded in this world
>twf liths get triggered when someone says they wanna kys
>hey man we lithuanians are pro suiciders (lets ignore that SK has higher suicide stats)
few things in life would give me as much joy as truly torturing the 4chan pass faggot that thinks his """""""""""""""""suffering"""""""""""""""""""" is anywhere near worth posting about
wait a sec I need to reconnect a few cables.
>thread is shit
>scatvians shitposting
no surprises there
fuck off. just die...
i hate you mikoto
>>68120254
>>68120894
>>68121357
these posts are good posts. all other posts are shit tier
>68125155
>just die
you do that babe ;)
>be lith
>get triggered when someone takes away your special snowflake status
Fuck scatvians and their ugly flag.
>>68125182
will you post more Estonian folklore?
>hello my name is vytautas and don't u dare say ur depressed that is incredibly culturally inseinsitive
>>68124842
C'on, sempai, do it
>someone says they're depressed
>"NO MORE HATE SPEECH ON THE CAMPUS"
i can't think of anything else xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dCUDvDQi0M
>>68125266
The estonian is kinda right tho
>>68125258
i'm a different poster and i'm not very in tune with folklore sorry
it's sad really, i should get a book and read up on it since there's supposedly a spirit or elf/gnome for literally everything natural here
This retarded slavnigger is almost as bad as the semi-illiterate germ-phile on /pol/
pic related; Me
>tfw drake is the only person u can relate to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LnBvuzjpr4
n1 wanna hit a bong in riga? (purvciems)
got a lot of people trying to drain me of this energy
Damn it Latvia, you were the chosen one
My step father called me a fag
is this thread 2 weebs talking to eachother or whats the story
I'll show him a fag I'll light a fire up in his ass
FUCK OFF MIKOTO
>>68125360
that's what i meant
your thoughts on this track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He51fGsJnd8
this is a place for latvian dominance every latvian who talks back to me is actualy a russian
FUCK
these november nights really fuck me up.
need a hit of dopamine fast. i swear to god.
>>68125596
yeah. this retard just spams his shit nonstop. i guess it's the only thing giving meaning to his otherwise utterly useless and worthless life
>>68125648
Are you taunting us like "hehe come and get me if you can"?
lord please help me
every night i talk to god but he never says anything back
what sin have i committed that has granted me a shit hand at life?
what can i do to repent???
so many questions but no answers.
used to go to church every day, he doesn't listen, he doesn't care.
God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
And yet somehow he has forgotten about me
>>68126023
Stop pretending you are an mc from an anime. The world doesn't revolve around you
>>68125853
maybe
Think about consequences before though
finnish heathens wouldn't understand
who fucking /jaded/ here
>tfw my depression has he capacity to take down threads
i hold so much power but don't know how to channel to become the next Donald Trump.
>>68126092
Doubt neither us would try to kill each other if we met also it wouldn't help that I get my kicks from near death experiences
/RZECZPOSPOLITA/ is back you faggots
LITWINI JEDZA GUFNO
fck you all and your fucking cancerous anime
>>68125621
have work tomorrow too aaaa i wanna just quit but i cant
cus mother and sister can't pay the rent
I'm a diamond in the dirt that aint been found, im an underground king and i havent been crowned.
>>68126238
I said do it!
Latvian is mad. Please stop him.
there is no stopping the inevitable
joy wouldn't feel so good if it wasn't for pain.
unfortunately i don't feel joy these days.
>>68126372
come here in a week and I'll try to kill you
wish the nightmares would go away at least. let me rest while i sleep
permaban scatvia when?
>estonians still mad about that prank that i did 2 days ago
get over it
>>68126465
I don't have monies to take a train and have to attend uni
Let's do it on the 1st of January
>they pretend to be master shitposters when im the only one who can shitpost here
>/balt/ + /ausnz/? more like just me
I've made 103 posts in this ITT so far. /'balt/ + /ausnz/ is NOTHING without people like me
you'd all slip into irrelevancy as soon as i'd leave.
>>68126577
Ehh that's too late though
confusion occurs coming up in a cold world.
different day same shit aint nothing good in /balt/ id run away from this bitch and never come back if i could
believe me, i know all about losses.
>>68126666
>too late
What do you mean (very good numbers btw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5MMmEygsY
this track hits home very hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig
>>68126738
>know all about losses.
is it loss?
HELP ME VLADIK
i don't believe the things i say 2bh
WHAT"S HAPPENING?
I'm here, friend
IM dying Vlad I FEEL LIKE THE END IS SOOON
>>68126754
It's a secret :) but I can probably pretend to be mentally ill if I succeed (very unlucky numbers btw)
the end is nigh
i am my own worst enemy
in real life im actually very quiet and don't talk much at all
do we even have janitors anymore? why is this shit allowed?
>estonians still havent gotten over my prank
xD
on 4chan i can just say the things i think inside my mind all the time, feels relaxing. it's like a therapy.
just a reminder that the people who cant handle my banter right now are the same ones who pretend to be master memsters and shitposters.
when the real master shitposter steps in all of them shit their pants.
>tfw you're the man who outbantered /bantz/
xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAlKCGsZdcY
Es attopos pēc pāris stundām un blakus man guļ Ruta vov vov vov, tas ir kruta
>>68126914
Yes, the End is near, all we can do is only accept it.
>>68126923
tell me your secrets Finland. I know that you won't celebrate with friends, don't lie. Even if we have one hour time difference, you are here now, in 0:44(probably)
>tfw it took like 10 estonians to take down /balt/ for a couple minutes
xd
>>68127294
good that you understand me, vladik. I truly accept you as a fellow /balt/ even though your posts bear a flag that is of a historical arch enemy
does anyone else feel crippling loneliness here
>>68127294
I'm in a train you cheeky cunt
>finns have wifi on trains
bravo binnland
does anyone except me and some random foreigners even post on /balt/ anymore xd
I always wanted to see more posts from Latvians. This is not what I had in mind.
sometimes i go back to the beginning of the thread just to see how much time ive spent here.
it's been 4 hours now wow.
>>68127506
The WiFi is only 3G so I use my mobile connection which is LTE
>>68127608
>didn't hide IP
gonna hax u kiddo xd
that will be the last mistake that finn will ever make
>>68127633
hehe too bad it changes every other second :^)
looks like i've been duped
>>68127388
paldies
I might use some proxies, but I dunno how, lol
>>68127488
Are you alone? Post ass, you trap
>>68127698
you don't have to. this way its easier to distinguish you from other posters.
most latvian posters make shit quality posts anyway, it's just me and mikoto who carry this flag on the board
wish i was born as a tibetan monk somewhere in the himalayas and lived a nice peaceful life
might even try meditation to fight the demons inside me since god has abandoned me xd
>>68127698
>trap
no
>post ass
no
my gfs
i'm about to lose my mind
>>68127911
Take some sleepy sleepy pills and hit the bed :)
some people say they will ride with you to the death but when you need them they'll be nowehere to bne found
hello friends
Hello friend
hiroyuki will pay the highest price for ruining this website
look at me when im talking to you you lookin at me but im looking through you
>>68128006
reported to spy hotline for being overly friendly
>when normies pretend to be depressed
>>68127806
Wish I was a real Mongol or lived like a Buddhist monk somewhere in Asia.
>>68127845
oh, no need then
(it forgot to look down, dumb toad)
>>68128111
Comrade, why are we using potatoes instead of real grenades?
>>68128111
>you will never be a mongol living in the steppe
just stop me from breating
yeah my life a bitch but you know nothing about her.
married to the game but she broke her wows
time for a new thread lads.
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>>68128094
Labas, friend, how are you today? Did something interesting happen during your day?
>>68128144
I don't know, dude. Why?
>>68128152
>will never fuck my sister after hunting (I used to roleplay something similar in monster hunter, lol
Not looking forward for the next thread lads it's going to be another shitbath
new:
>>68128400
>>68128400
>>68128400
I even got dubs