Frozen Pussy edition
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3988790/Help-meow-t-Cat-rescued-getting-paws-frozen-icy-puddle-Russia.html
>>68099972
cold kot
can't be fucked to go to work tbhwy
Feel really sorry for that cat
fucking hate cats wish they would all die
dogs are 100x better
What do you do on the train to work, /brit/?
I pop out my phone and read digital books.
>>68100004
Yanks?
Fuck off
>not playing mature merriment simulations
>>68099970
you're not wrong there mate, you're not wrong there
my ex gf (we were together for 5 years) is named Anna
she was absolutely buff when we were together a true 9+/10
she's gotten quite fat since we broke up though
She's got such a dirty mind
And it never, ever stops
And you dont taste like her
And you never, ever will
>>68100008
when I took the train I'd read.
>>68099972
awwww soft fluffy wuffy kitter with his little paws froze in the snow awww hope he'll be okay
got a really hairy bum
>>68100008
read the news
>>68099999
jak 2 is kicking my complacent arse lads, we're spoiled in video games these days
gf sent me this
>>68100008
>Reply to Thread No.68099972
Maintain maximum situational awareness by eschewing reading or listening to music in favour of constantly scanning my surroundings and listening for any irregularities
I also always wear running shoes in case I have to sprint away from a mass shooter or a terrorist
Where can I find the russians on /int/?
Never even been into a thread outside of /brit/. Which general do they use?
>>68100057
balt
>>68100051
What the fuck is her right arm doing
>>68100049
What mission has been giving you trouble?
When was the last time you went to the cinema?
>>68100043
I have a really hairy everything haha
>>68100071
almost 6 years ago
>>68100071
I don't go to the cinema, I go to Das Kino
>>68100071
Went to see the new star wars film last December with my family. it was ok
>>68100067
Do they speak Russian?
I'm looking to learn Russian more so I dont mind just lurking and tryna learn but wont they just all speak English if its a combination of all the countries?
>>68100071
2 years ago
saw A Most Wanted Man
>>68099972
Thought that was a baby seal for a second.
ha ha
>>68100071
Went to see Jack Reacher 2 about 5 weeks ago. It was shit.
>>68100071
Last week saw Dr Strange. Little twelvies in the back were being dickheads all movie but they were too young to go punch out.
Have you heard it on the news?
about this fascist groove thing
>>68100100
I thought it was a seal too, great minds think alike eh? eh?
>>68100095
2ch . h k
>>68100094
Hey me too. Family Star Wars watching. I forgot what it was like to enter the cinema during daylight, and to emerge during night.
>>68100070
the one where you have to escape from the dock area while guards drop in
eventually just gave up trying to do it properly and punched my way through
>>68100069
>he doesn't dislocate his elbow when taking pics
Lmaoing at your life tbqh
any fellow hunters ITT?
what do you hunt?
i personally hunt deer and ducks and hogs
use a springfield model 1903 for deer an AR-15 for hogs and a benelli sbe ii for ducks
>>68100129
Christ, that one. Managed to block it from my memory.
What are your favourite missions? I remember thinking the ones where you go to the forest and pick up the 3 talismans was beautiful
>>68100158
murderer
>>68100158
how big are the pigs that you kill on average?
>>68100173
Murder:
the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.
*sits back and watches the ol' flux do its thing*
Ah yes, luxury
>>68100158
If you don't eat everything that you kill you should neck yerself.
>>68100158
Turkey here mostly with the occasional whitetail.
I use a Type 38 Arisaka and a Remington 11-87
>>68100008
saw some guy today on the train browsing the 'dit
said this previously in /brit/, but i do not think there's a runtier sight than grown adults walking up the train carriages to find a seat so they don't have to stand for the 15 minute journey
>>68100158
>tfw moved from a country with shitty gun rights to a country with even shittier gun rights
tired but not really haha you know it goes
gf just sent me this x
girl's night out ;)
>>68100008
I usually knit or browse the 4chan or read depressing novels
>>68100158
i use my tactical 12 gauge to pwn zombies 8)
>>68100261
me under the swastika
>>68100008
I've been learning russian by using an app called duolingo. Obviously im using other sources but its great for on the train because it's easy, free and mobile.
>>68100071
a few days when fantastic beasts came out
it wasn't that good :/
>>68100261
where is this stadium? is it still there or did they tear it down
>>68100281
the gf under the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx2fEHAcrJA
ugh
ugh
ugh
uuuugh
uuuuuuuuuuuugh
oh lads I'm gonna heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem-ugh~
>>68100261
I hate these Instagram filters.
honestly had a dream that I met my crush of 2+ years (we live in the same street) and just straight up asked her "Do you have a boyfriend?" and she said "Yes", thus putting me at ease. Was not even awkward.
Is this a sign from Jupiter that I should simply do it in real life too?
>>68100287
этo кpyтo, нa кaкoм ты ceйчac ypoвнe?
What's the lewdest thing you've seen people doing in public?
so mad about my runescape being hacked that I cant sleep
literally pissed me off almost as much as when I got my bike robbed earlier this year
also always feel like a twinge in the top right of my head, fairly sure I have brain cancer
>>68100315
holding hands
>>68100287
Does the Russian version have lots of references to Game of Thrones and shit like that? Been doing the Norwegian one for 190 days now and the references to television and films are starting to get on my nerves a bit tbph
>>68100315
holding hands
>>68100281
quit looking at my gf you fucking perv
>>68100330
That's what you deserve for learning Normemegian
>>68100242
you got the old 'tism?
>>68100319
I take it it's totally unrecoverable then?
Surely you'll find a better use for new free time.
>>68100319
lool them to give up on shit like that mate, it's embarrassing.
>>68100159
hmm not sure, i haven't touched this game in 10 years and nothing really sticks out
perhaps the tomb of mar although i may only be remembering it because it was hard
>>68100330
watching lillyhammer taught me that you only need to be able to understand spoken norweigian, you can simply reply to them in english
>>68100242
what's the issue? first thing I do when I get on a train
>>68100057
/slav/ or /rus/
>>68100179
~150 lb
>>68100220
I do it's one of the primary reasons why I hunt
I would much rather eat fresh game that's been eating off the land rather than something that's been pumped full of hormones and God only knows what goes into their livestock feed
Any extra I give away to friends and food banks
>>68100225
I'd like to go for turkey one day I've never done it before
>>68100358
nah but i just do not understand how an adult could be so lazy that they will walk up an entire train looking for a seat rather than just stand up
>>68100319
go steal something from someone else/break something of theirs/vandalise something to equalize the pain
>>68100379
those are some big pigs
>>68100319
happened to me too when I was a youngling and I wanted to die irl haha
>>68100383
Literally never sit, granted the journey is short af anyway but I feel like there's people that need to sit more than I do anyway. Such as older people etc.
>>68100379
we have a lot of turkey on our land so I go regularly in season.
I've also hunted elk but only a few times.
I'm SUCH a twerp lads. Honestly mirrors and cameras are my greatest enemies because they allow me to see this twerp
>>68100374
a ты чтo тyт, бpaткa
cup of 'fee and a bowl or 'ridge
>>68100371
that show was so bad i watched it for the kicks
when he shot that wolf with the revolver and knocked up the blonde chick lmfao
>>68100363
no whats embarassing is before you decide to enjoy something you stop and consider what other people will think of you first. I dont give a shit if its not cool by normie runt standards
>>68100361
pretty much, ususally I would just go out and exercise and shit but winters setting in so I can't do that as often and my recent leg wound isn't fully healed yet, hence why i've been gaming so much
>>68100388
might do this, theres this really small van i've had my eye on a few streets away, honestly rekon I could flip the thing singlehandedly and I've been wanting to. Its fucking tiny
>>68100245
you do realise that it's state by state in australia, right? you have to do a retarded 8 hour course and just have the motivation and money to get a license then you can have a wide selection of guns completely unchallenged. you can own yank tier handguns within like a year of that aswell.
>>68100414
I liked when he went on a racist rant during their national day
>>68100411
кoтa yвидeл, зaшeл, пoтoм yвидeл чтo этo pyccкий кoт
>>68100403
you're quite old tbf
>>68100391
That's less than 11st, he must be killing piglets or literal runts.
>>68100051
But I thought Emma Watson is canonically black now...
>>68100428
desu its very unlikely you would be caught since its a completely random one time act.
just bring gloves and a hat + glasses
might get out of bed
>>68100008
no phone so read or check out the graffiti
>>68100436
a дaвaй дepжи eщe oднy киcy
Russians post in the /int/ general of the nation state they intend to invade. Poland's days are numbered
>>68100434
norway seems very strange
when he sensually taught to oslo youth a lesson i lost my shit, that show`s writing is weird
also lost it when the bus driver asked him if he was arab
>>68100158
full a shit hobby man , and ive done a fair bit of hunting, it sucks, stop killing stuff you've no right
What was Jak 3 like? never got to play it
>>68100428
well good luck m8
>>68100437
quite literally in the prime of my life I'll have you know.
Boт вaм oблaдaтeльницы киcoк, пocoны.
pinch and a punch for first of the month
gyal come wine pon mi cocky
>>68100477
It was a lot easier than 2, had a big open desert where you did car racing and hunted dinosaurs. T
he city was mostly ruined and you had light eco powers where you turned into an angel and shit like that. Was quite good imo
25th on Saturday lads, haven't planned anything loooool
Gonna cop some books, an expensive steak and a nice bottle of Cotes du Rhone tbqh
Something really repulsive about Ariana Grande, but I can't put my finger on it. hmmmmm
>>68100535
she looks smelly
>>68100535
I know what you mean
WHY IS A 100MB FILE TAKING AN HOUR TO FUCKING DOWNLOAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68100583
irish weather
*grabs you by the neck*
give me your advent chocolate wimp
>>68100583
Aussie internet
>>68100516
Yeah I remember that white jak stuff from the trailers, was so hyped for it
Can't remember why I never got to play it, thought it was released on PS3 but just checked and it was on the 2 so dunno
NOT a fan of the white race and white nationalism
*starts to pick up speed*
>he has an advent calendar
Found the runt
>>68100535
>>68100580
forehead
fetal alcohol syndrome
Genuinely is cold out, was -3 last night and plenty of frost.
>>68100535
think it's your latent homosexuality, mate
Is this turbo-normie hour? What are you runts doing up so early.
>>68100493
cлишкoм жиpныe эти тeлки
exhausted
The collection
Why is it ALWAYS fat plebs vaping, never anyone who looks healthy/successful/fashionable
lmao
best NEW ORDER song and videoclip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyaNMoam9KY
>>68100661
same man been very hard week
>>68100673
Mia Malkova is fit, but there's something odd about her arse. Wonder if she has implants in or something
>>68100673
porn rots the brain
>>68100651
Answer my question please sweeties xoxo
>>68100702
Hers was the first video I downloaded. Porn is 50% about the sounds tbqh.
I have chosen to not watch her other videos
Fondled a birds arse and I don't think she wanted me to hmmmm
Business idea: retreat up into the mountains to meditate for years then return to the brown hordes as a God to teach them the Old Ways like the perfect mix of mayo and ketchup, making a perfect cup of coffee with an ancient Aeropress, and how to hold their liquor
>>68100728
"Porn rots the brain" he typed, as he redirected his mindpower towards the intellectual pursuits of the thread
>>68100739
did this twice in one night haaha while fucking spangled on md, one of them was keen othjer wasnt either way made a heck of a scene
>>68100769
Thanks :)
Might do a cheeky English teach in Bangkok
business idea: raunchy Barron Trump action figures
What's the best euphemism to use for breasts? Specifically female breasts.
>>68100791
baps
>>68100791
(optional: lovely) jubblies
>>68100791
Bags of sand xD
>>68100791
arsesets
>>68100791
Milk jugs/knockers
I don't like having to share toilets
Not because 'ew someone else does poo poo' but because I do the poo poo. Like I do massive smelly logs almost everyday where as the small Asian guy in my flat has to deal with the smell whenever he goes for a tinkle. I feel sorry for him.
>>68100791
Torpedoes
http://www.nailedhard.org/amateur/torpedo-tits-pics-of-wives-girlfriends/
Thoughts on consensual sex with an attractive woman of a similar age to yourself?
>>68099999
WOT
>>68100791
chippo
>>68100842
I'm in favour
>>68100702
for me she's one of those girls that logic dictates I should be attracted to but I'm not for some reason
similar feel with aidra fox and some other bint I can't remember the name
this pic is driving me DOOPIN MENTAL
redheads get my blood flowing
its genetic
http://www.nailedhard.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/30-redhead-torpedoes-and-hairy-pussy.jpg
>>68100842
Learn the essential techniques of sex from older women first, then procreate with women of equal age
>>68100854
Star Spangled slacker you are
>>68100875
is it riley reid
>>68100830
opposite with me, small asian roommate does the worst shits imaginable which take an hour and stink up the immediate area
>>68100822
>Milk jugs
FOY
>>68100895
>equal age
>>68100830
do your poo immediately before your shower
>>68100915
Mate there's only two Irish posters in the thread let's not make mortal enemies of each other now
>>68100901
nah I know what you mean with her but I have this video of her repeatedly puking while giving a blowie and I like her anal so
It's some girl that looks like a mix between dillon harper and adriana chechnik, got the eye makeup.
>when your gender is a social construct but your weight is genetic
>>68100967
weight is a social construct
>>68100930
Lad I just went for one Im not showering this late in the game if im not going out
>>68100918
Roughly same age I should say. Best to pair with a woman of a different horoscope from your own. Libra here btw.
>>68100975
get a decent schedule lad
got chillblanes lads
serves me right for being so stoic when it comes to cold and not wearing slippers
>>68100976
>horoscope
お前。。。
>Libra here btw
got a dicky tummy
>Yanks
https://youtu.be/2uEpcfonkt4
capricorn masterrace here
>>68100901
>>68100950
Megan Rain just remembered
can only watch her with another girl even though she's objectively fit
>>68101023
Shall not
>he isn't an Earth sign
the sub i ate earlier had lots of onions in it
now i smell like onions
pisces here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsxBC3pv2VQ
bane?
>>68101023
cringe as fuck
How bizarre
sick of hearing about the so-called alt-right
Fairly sure we're all Virgos here
i'm cancer x-----D
>so-called alt-right
Lads, we are in the final month of 2016
>>68101138
just realised that before
so fucked up desu
>when his flag has a Union Jack
>>68101138
What an adventure, god bless us all
>>68100875
I'm like that with Natalia Starr, she should be right up my street but she just isn't.
>>68101138
Gf 2016 is going SWIMMINGLY
Have not had a non-uni related conversation with the other sex since early 2015 haha!
>>68101146
post more anime
How's /life2016/ going?
>>68101138
The older you get, the faster time goes.
BE AFRAID
literally read a guardian article that referenced the "so-called alt-right"
>>68101183
noy
anyone else get real miffed when southern cunts say NOY instead of no haha I will glass the next one who says NOY
burp went up my nose lads
>>68101195
Did they also reference radical centrists?
>>68101221
willy went up your mums box
>>68101163
my mate did nothing but play runescape 12 hours a day and live of bennies from 21-25 and he has the most sex (now) out of anyone i know so hold out hope man
>the trollstation benders LITERALLY went to prison because of their gay prank videos and one of them got deported to Portugal
Creasing
>>68101245
I thought he didn't actually get deported in the end.
If I wank with a bunch of coalminers and dockworkers, is that a union jack?
THAILAAAAAD
>>68101267
Superb post
>>68101282
>already lived nearly a third of my life
>a fourth if I'm lucky
>perception of the passage of time is continually speeding up
feels like friday
>>68100535
Her pus smells of fried chicken from all the bbc that's been in it.
CATYAAAAANK
>>68101285
wasn't yingluck corrupt as fuck?
>>68101326
>>68101314
if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all
>>68101333
Was probably just her brother's puppet tbf
whoa random english worst are the fucking best
like rigmarole who the fuck knows what rigmarole means but it sounds so fucking best
pisses me off to no end that there are people who, refuse for reasons that are beyond me, don't believe that man made climate change is real
and that even if -IF- it isn't, we shouldn't at least attempt to manage environmental damage and pollution
chuck steak
>>68101148
God bless you anon
how many parents you got?
>>68101352
It's like a drawn out kerfuffle
>>68101353
if you think about it, environmental damage enables technological advancement because eventually we'll have to move to another planet after we fuck up this one
>>68101353
To stop climate change won't we have to stop eating beef, driving cars and manufacturing heavy goods? Fuck that
>>68101314
not everyone can be as pure as saoirse
>>68101382
racist
>>68101352
rigmarole is something that takes an unnecessarily long time, like paperwork
e.g. "I can't be arsed to go through all that rigmarole again"
i wonder what would happen if you fell into the water
>>68101389
fat
>>68101398
it would be painful, for you
>>68101380
its sad to think how much harm we've inflicted in order to survive, not to say that it's unique to humans or w/e im sure if other species were able to exploit resources as effectively as we do they would
>>68101420
better than your waifu
>>68101353
fully acknowledge climate change is happening but don't think we should do anything about it
The Unabomber was right desu
>>68101421
absolutely abysmal post
>>68101398
if you fall bollocks first im guessing pure bliss
>>68101468
haha wow ravishing post
To: [email protected]
CC: /brit/ group
Shit banter mate & thanks for the (You)
Business idea: build a wall to keep these troublemakers out
>this polish spod with his nose in a thesaurus
any fellow pakis here?
>>68101503
>tfw eu isn't just western europe and the nordic states
>>68101507
what's a spod bruv
>>68101482
*defenestrates you*
plans for the next quinquennium?
>>68101534
Rasheed
>>68101534
I'm white, but I live in Bradford
>>68101546
haha better put my holiday plans on the long finger
>>68101546
delete this
>>68101557
>bradford
>white
>>68101534
watch yourself lad
this thread is a nazi controlled zone
My mum wants to go watch Fantastic Beasts and wants me to come along too. Advice?
merry christmas lads
>>68101577
go see it it's good
>>68101539
nerd
>>68099972
my pussy is also frozen, lads.
>>68101577
tell your mum that you're not a BABY and won't watch BABY films
>>68101577
have sex with her in the back of the theater
>>68101604
post pics
Ahh yes
>>68101592
y-you too
>>68101639
what a bloody racist
>>68101639
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear!
>>68101577
unthankful kiddo
>>68101633
it's too frozen and not photogenic now,
>>68101606
She knows I'm a big boy with adult tastes. She just doesn't want to go to the theatre alone.
>>68101690
Pedojew
>>68101700
So go with her
>>68101700
Then be a nice and thoughtful son and take your mummy to watch some cgi dragons
im really hairy
almost too hairy
>>68101748
Hi Harry my names dad! Aha
hair is a social construct
>>68101765
weird name innit
>>68101765
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS I HATE YOU
>>68101765
all americans should be killed
just picked my nose and ate it
>>68101824
emu war
>>68101867
All Americans should be killed
Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait...
english girls want big australian cock
>>68101850
t. michael jackson
Thats a kool kitty if I've ever seen one
>>68101887
>>68101908
wypierdalaj robaku
>>68101714
PedoAmerican (jew)
>>68101503
business idea
build shitloads of commie blocks in western yurope
*airline stewardess arrives with the food cart*
We got chicken and rice, or beef curry. What would you like?
feel so bad after every wank these days
>>68101960
fuck off murderer
>>68101887
>>68101960
"I-i like YOU! aha"
*starts to cry*
>>68101987
>>68101960
>>68101959
>>68101963
>>68101927
Ahhh yes, the so called British General
>>68100464
cпc))))
Class in about 3 hours and 40 minutes
Fuck
>>68102086
what class?
>>68102123
lower middle
>>68102123
Econometrics
>>68102157
wankatronic
Why is meat so expensive
I hate being a poverty student
>>68102157
>>68102175
yea funny
>>68100330
>190 days
Wow how confident are you with Norwegian? Are you soully using duolingo or got any books/videos/software?
I assumed thats how they make their money, by product placement in the stuff but im only a week in to this specific software and haven't come across anything, still in the basics.
>>68102213
A few years of living on the breadline is a small price for a lifetime of comfortable living in your Barratt New Build with your graduate job and your Audi A3 on finance sitting on the brick driveway.
Captain Charlie May wrote in his diary on June 17, 1916
". . . I must not allow myself to dwell on the personal - there is no room for it here. Also it is demoralising. But I do not want to die. Not that I mind it for myself. If it be that I am to go, I am ready. But the thought that I may never see you or our darling baby again turns my bowels to water. I cannot think of it with even the semblance of equanimity.
My one consolation is the happiness that has been ours. Also my conscience is clear that I have always tried to make life a joy for you. I know at least that if I go you will not want. That is something. But it is the thought that we may be cut off from each other which is so terrible and that our Babe may grow up without my knowing her and without her knowing me. It is difficult to face. And I know your life without me would be a dull blank. Yet you must never let it become wholly so. For to you will be left the greatest charge in all the world; the upbringing of our baby. God bless that child, she is the hope of life to me.
My darling, au revoir. It may well be that you will only have to read these lines as ones of passing interest. On the other hand, they may well be my last message to you. If they are, know through all your life that I loved you and baby with all my heart and soul, that you two sweet things were just all the world to me.
I pray God I may do my duty, for I know, whatever that may entail, you would not have it otherwise."
Capt. Charlie May died on July 1, 1916.
>>68102175
*stabs you*
>>68102250
Everytime I read this I just wish we'd wiped Germany off the map then and there. I wonder how many other stories just like this there were over WW1 and then WW2 again.
can't sleep
Used to get some mild enjoyment out of browsing /r/uk but it just too unironically left-wing these days. I don't even browse /pol/ or particularly care about alignments but the whole sub is just so overtly left leaning without a shred of self-awareness or irony.
It's like Andy Parsons and that other lazy eye blonde boy comedian (the DAILY MAIL?! guy) from Mock the Week in digital form.
>>68102354
Same la'
Lets sleep together aha
>>68102313
Lol fuck off sieg heil the reich will rise again
>>68102364
don't care
fuck off reddit cunt
Classic vid lads
https://youtu.be/zHc9kSUlDH0
any of you lads save the sketchtoy pics people were drawing yesterday?
>>68102389
Fuck off Kraut
>Immigration to Britain hit its highest ever annual level of 650,000 in the run-up to the Brexit referendum, new official figures have revealed.
Always assume vegetarians have some sort of secret legit reason to not eat meat but it always just boils down to "don't hurt the fuzzy bunnies!! :(((" and I find that highly cretinous
>>68102415
why are you surprised?
many europeans felt it was their last chance to get in
>>68102415
>a 1% increase in population by immigration alone is sustainable
ah yes, liberalism
>>68102396
nah I think I'll stay here instead actually
posting anonymously of course so you have absolutely no way of filtering my posts and are forced to absorb my reddit opinions every day, every hour, until I have you saturated with them like the good little cuck you are
and you are entirely powerless to prevent it
>>68102423
Energy efficiency is the best argument: meat calories take a lot more energy to create then plant calories -> vegetarianism is more environmentally efficient.
>>68102463
We could just continue to ignore shit posts and opinions and then 100% of yours will get sidelined as a matter of course
>>68102493
I agree
>>68102495
>we
Yeah you and all the other enlightened 16 year olds who let 4chan strangers dictate which websites you should and should not browse. Congrats on your perceived sense of superiority which is entirely invisible on this anonymous anime website.
Maybe one day you will overcome your fear of being temporarily looked down upon by anonymous strangers and venture out to other sites with good content. Or you could just stay here and keep patting yourself on the back.
>>68102462
Net migration is about 300,000 so it's more like 0.5%
> this hysterical reddit runt typing out paragraphs of shite nobody is going to read
lmao
>>68102554
innit
>tfw would probably like reddit but don't really understand how it works and find the format hard to read
got 5 scars over 3-4 inches in length
i'm literally action man
>>68102549
Projecting pretty hard there,rasheed.
>>68102575
I remember I had the action man doll that could take pictures and I took photos of my cock
wasn't a fun day when those photos came back from being developed
>>68102575
Those types of scars don't count poley
>>68102592
lmao did the parents see?
parachute action man was the best
>>68102605
not poleboo and all of mine were obtained through legitimate means
commieslags are as mental as usual
>>68102354
>>68102372
drink a glass of vodka like I do
someone do a new thread before I fucking LOSE IT
>>68102768
>post rate well below 1 post per minute
>wanting a new thread
no
>>68102549
Anime? I thought this was a mongolian pottery image board?