>a country can't be an entire contin-

good thread

magnificent thread

Sometimes I wonder what type of other Australians browsing this board are like irl.

bravo Australia!

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>>68096801
>>68096840
>>68096890
>>68096915
An independant New Zealand?

>>68096915
im 25, balding and weigh 58 kilos

shitposting is LITERALLY my life, i must be getting my vitamins from this board because somehow im still alive

>>68096840
>>68096890
>>68096915
>>68096948
thanks lads, I was having my afternoon nap time after mummy made me some hot chocolate and just woke up with this post in my mind

https://youtu.be/BXqKkYYALMU?t=38s

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i rly want Antarctica to be 100% our clay

>>68096956
Welcome to the fold long-lost clay!

>>68096915
Probably fat, autistic cunts desu.

>>68096801
Isn't that continent a couple of beach huts surrounding a giant desert?

>>68097025
you just like just LITERALLY described me hehe lol XD

>>68097019
What are you saying? It already is brother.

>>68096990

>tfw found the secret cure to balding on /pol/ and it worked

>>68097044
haha nice...

nice... i make posts like that all the time you should check em out

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>>68097053
TELL ME NOW OR I'LL LOOK YOU IN THE FUCKING EYE

>>68097031
The country is actually only 35% comprised of deserts. There are plenty of rain forests, grasslands and all types of shit that are collectively much larger than most countries.

Australia sounds like a nice place to invade desu.

>His """""""""country""""""""" has less than 30 million people
l m a o

>>68097109
>his country is filled to the brim with hordes of non-whites

Lol

>>68097109
tbf, we're the only country with more than 100 million that's not complete shit

>>68096801
But it's not. There's also:

New Zealand
Palau
Nauru
Vanuatu
Tuvalu
Solomon islands
Samoa
Marshall islands
Micronesia
Tonga
Papua new guinea
Fiji
Kiribati

As well as other islands owned by other countries, such as guam, new caledonia and the cook islands.

>>68097157
brits are a fucking disgusting race

fucking gollum nation

>>68097157
>he thinks they aren't unofficially Australia and couldn't be annexed within a matter of days

>>68097073

>have an Iraqi friend
>get the best eye-contact vibes off of him

bless you hawazin.

>>68097287
thts feminine

>>68097295

u don't know how refreshing it is to experience such a manly culture.

I love arabs, I hope they breed the fuck out of Europe. When I go there the first local I want to meet should be named Armin Khattab.

>>68097209
Marshall Islands and Micronesia are ours bud :^)

>>68097155
What is Japan?

>what is Oceania

>>68096990
I hope you die before the year is up

>>68097399
mate nobody even knows what continent you belong on

>>68097399
is australia an ocean? yeah I thought not

>>68097077
>>68097031
Watch The Man from Snowy River. It's a wonderful film, lots of beautiful country too. As I understand it, it was filmed in Victoria.

>>68097399
Floating coconuts do not a country make goloboi

>>68097157
Those are countries. But they're not continents.

>>68097157
>Oceania
>Continent

Sorry but those cunts are not continents, just island groups, hell some are not even archipelagos. New Zealand and Papua are the only ones that you can argue that they are continents

>>68097157
>Oceania
>actually existing

autism

>>68097394
complete shit
>shoulda seen that coming

>>68097437
>>68097444
>>68097674

kek why do aussies get so triggered about them being in the Oceania continent?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceania
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Oceania

>>68097752
Delete

>>68097752
It's not so simple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uBcq1x7P34

Why every time I read the ausies post, I read in the dung dee voice

>>68097752
A continent is one of several very large landmasses on Earth. Generally identified by convention rather than any strict criteria, up to seven regions are commonly regarded as continents. Ordered from largest in size to smallest, they are: Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia. In geology, areas of continental crust include regions covered with water.
Islands are frequently grouped with a neighbouring continent to divide all the world's land into geopolitical regions. Under this scheme, most of the island countries and territories in the Pacific Ocean are grouped together with the continent of Australia to form a geopolitical region called Oceania.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent

>>68097813
>>68098044
> The term is often used more specifically to denote a continent comprising Australia and proximate islands[

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceania

Come on, Oceania is a nice name, why you don't like it?

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>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns. NZ still allows semi auto centerfires
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia


>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

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>>68098712
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.


>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

>>68098712
at last i truly see~~

ameriga is greater than mee~~

>>68098759
Nanny state statist shithole.

The OI IM A SICK CUNT MUH RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM FRONTIER CULTURE needs to die. It hasn't been true since the 90s when you rapidly became the biggest nanny state in the world.

>>68098712
To be fair most states have laws on bike helmets too.
They are just hardly enforced.

>>68098853
No they don't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmet_laws_by_country

Why must you be a lying faggot? No state mandates that anybody ocer 18 be forced to wear a helmet on a bicycle. Austardia does.

>>68096990
>kilos

Speak English pls

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>>68096801
Quality thread

>>68098712
Some of these are half correct and apply to only certain states, some aren't enforced at all and/or are exaggerated in your post beyond belief.

t. Rifle owner, Crossbow owner, R rated games owner, air rifle owner, never-heard-of-a-banned-movie-man, dip consumer
And as for the alcohol and ciggies? Most smokers just roll their cigarettes. The tax really only matters if youre retarded enough to smoke tailors.
Booze is only expensive if you drink high end spirits. Everything else is affordable, hence why we drink a lot more per person on average than US citizens.

Now

Where was i mememing where were you memeing and where were both of us not memeing?

STEEEPSTOOPED IN ANTI IRONIC IRONY IRONEE

>>68098885
Maybe it's one of those stupid things i was told as a kid, and nobody corrected.
Oh well.

>>68098949
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html

>most states ban crossbows
>need a license to own them in the ones that don't

updating my copypasta for next time. I only post facts and links to legislation on government sites when available