late night edition
ah yes, the thread anti-semite
nobody likes jews
putting a temporary end to emilyposting
ah yes, the anti-semite redditor thread
>>68096706
>>68096726
Fuck off jew
little red dress
i hate everyone who isn't white
How old are you?
Me? 22
>>68096754
Turning 40 next month
>>68096748
>>68096750
>>68096735
not liking this thread so far
except >>68096744 this post this is a good post
i hate everyone who isn't white and canadians
>>68096754
do you want my email address as well?
christ la'
>>68096748
Kinda racist
posted a new video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLxyOZQ1oM
>>68096763
You have autism seek help
How can you hate people that are the same as you?
Honestly what good reason do you have for being anti-semitic unless you're a literal Rasheed?
Israel has a national policy of eradicating mudslimes, honestly what's not to like?
>>68096748
*dyes your skin black while you sleep*
Nothing personnel, kid
>>68096761
How old's your wife?
i hate everyone who isn't a white canadian
Any other voyeurs in this thread
>>68096779
i know you're baiting la' but its all the new redditors who just migrated now that le_donald is b&
Dumb pirate frogposters
>>68096779
they want to get rid of muslims by giving them to us
>it's an I've been coughing hard for two days so when I inhale i sound like a raspy Darth Vader on life support episode
hm not keen
>>68096779
I'm not an antisemite this jewish poster is just cringey as fuck
I hate everyone who isn't a white Canadian from my specific region
When a pen pal once proposed setting up a Facebook page for him, Kaczynski resisted. “I know so little about Facebook. But my initial reaction is strongly negative because the little that I do know suggests that Facebook is mainly a place where adolescents (of any age) post narcissistic self-advertisements in an attempt to make friends via the Internet,” he wrote in June 2010.
eating a so called lasagna
might have an alleged ginger ale
>>68096794
i'm an exhibitionist
Business proposal: the entire north american continent should be range banned from 4chan permanently.
I love everyone on Earth except for Nicola Sturgeon
and ISIS I guess
business idea: study for my finals so i pass all my courses
why does anime attract the absolute bottom of the barrel people of society
How do I join the alt right
>>68096883
literally the only nonces i've seen post anime besides karen in /brit/ are canadians
>>68096865
*moves to another continent
figure i might start just being myself and get a girlfriend after being a forever alone for 20 years of my life
>>68096895
let's see your CV
ah yes, the 'xiety is kicking in
>>68096905
haha yeah bud
*stops you*
business idea: work for 5 years in a relevant field after i graduate, then get my masters (paid for by my company)
>>68096902
Also the Estonian, South Americans and slavs
morning lads, just getting up for the long day of grinding for Mr. Noseberg today.
>>68096902
wow I HATE Canadians now
>>68096913
ok
pic related
business idea: fail my exams and work as code monkey on £22k
business idea: after getting my masters, inquire about higher up positions to increase my standing within the company as well as my salary
>>68096794
Of course
I have a pair of high quality binoculars and several perches around the house with nice views
Sometimes when Im feeling extra psychopathic I watch the people through the scope of my rifle instead of the binocs
>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
>>68096952
>>68096960
>>68096965
FUCK OFF
>>68096943
would hire and bully, both conventionally and with my dick
>>68096965
i swear to GOD
i tell you to FUCK OFF with this post EVERY time and NOw YoU poST iT in ThIS tHRead
NEVER post in /brit/ again you RUNT. and dont even THINK about replying to this.
business idea: after working at the company for 15 years, acquire an upper management position paying me well over 300k a year plus benefits
I keep telling myself I will quit 4chan, deleting all my memes/reaction images, then coming back and having to save them all over again.
Business idea: drop out of uni and become a longshoreman or lineman for union bonuses
>>68096965
I'm also 22 but less of a loser than you
>>68096965
get a shit job
>>68096943
>brown weebs
business idea: work as the chief executive officer for 5 years then retire while still remaining on the board of directors
Business idea: everyone in the commonwealth get British flags on 4chan
Business idea 2: invite America to the commonwealth
Business idea 3: continental benders get filthy EU flags on 4chan
simply despise life
>>68097013
that doesn't help him dickward
>>68097036
get out of my investment firm and dont come back until you have a better business proposal.
>>68097036
state of people who say despite being guaranteed a warm bed with 3 sq meals
>>68097040
>>68097036
love life, hate myself
>Cute teenage cashier in Tesco made fun of me for buying an advent calendar
Shoud I complain?
>that doesn't help him dickward
business proposal: delete 4chan
business idea: call flipflops "underwear" from now on to confuse everybody
>>68097061
>if your life meets [these material standards] then you cannot possibly have any dissatisfaction in life
>>68097067
get her fired then offer her to stay at yours aha
business idea: company conceptions
business idea: travel to mexico and impersonate the mexican
*puts you all out of business, sunshine*
business idea: company contraception
business idea: emily
Just bought this.
Thoughts?
doing a self harm
not because im sad but I need to punish myself and leave a visual reminder of my mistakes
the hard part is making them not look like self harm scars
>>68097116
good post
>>68097119
bad post
Business idea: posting qts from your country
>>68097081
bitching about your life when you're guaranteed food, a room and internet is pretty pathetic
>>68097134
FOY
>>68097136
FOY
>>68097134
>>68097136
snap
>>68097134
not liking this post one bit
>>68097139
see >>68097081
just 1 more time
avatarcunts OUT
68097144
@do not reply to my posts ever again, thanks sweetie xx
>>68097145
bad post
@68097167
not even honouring this with a (you)
>>68097012
Terrible idea to be honest with you
>>68097139
>nobody in jail should complain about being there because all of their needs are catered for
>>68097180
i think its a fairly good idea
>>68097124
IWuh
>>68097184
they're trapped there and they don't have internet
Business idea: everyone in the Anglosphere get American flags on 4chan
Business idea 2: invite Anglo nations to join the United States
Business idea 3: european faggots get filthy EU flags on 4chan
>>68097154
that's more like it
>>68097202
>they're trapped there
The absolute STATE of people who say despite being guaranteed a warm bed with 3 sq meals
mum made pasgetti with meatballs
>>68097211
fuck off alright??!!!
>>68097211
nope
>>68097231
stop posting this image
>>68097211
united states isn't an anglo nation
there are probably more people of spanish descent there tbqh
will kiss the first lad who replies
>>68097243
shannot stop
>>68097064
good post
>when you walking home drunk back from the club
68097250
>>68097250
FUCK OFF
usa is anglo
>>68097266
*takes you into his arms and kisses you deeply*
>>68097264
haha good meme mate
*punches you in the face*
fuck off
reminder that canadian """culture""" is indifferentiable from american """culture""", and canadians are not close to being british in the slightest unlike nz and australia
choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZwD-ng5-Ng
>>68097284
you don't understand mate, they eat at "Timmies" instead of Starbucks! Insane aye?
>>68097284
ah yes you again
>>68097284
dude saying sorry donuts and maple syrup XDDDD
>>68097281
ok sweetie x
>>68097284
This is a satire board, stop being reasonable.
just asked an SJW "why does short hair and a flannel shirt make a woman a lesbian?"
she answered "wow, now i know why i don't talk to you any more"
wake me up
>>68097284
this
>>68097281
English Americans are 7.6% of the American population. Hispanics are double that
68097330
Nope, not going to take it.
Ended up dancing with the bird I fancy and getting to touch her arse now she's being touchy feely with another lad who I know for a fact has a gf
Considering filming and sending to his gf but not sure if that's too petty
im HUNGRY but my tum tum is upset at the same time! isnt that just wacky?
*walks away from the PC*
>>68097362
really would've made me think around 11 months ago
dont like this snap gimmick
68097349
t.Juan Pablo Muller O'Brien
>>68097362
*knees you in the teeth*
hrmph that'll teach ya
get the fuck out of my thread before I smoke ya
68097379
Not gonna post that study
In exactly 7 hours I will wake up and post "mornin' lads"
>>68097378
its a bad gimmick
warning: do NOT snap me.
>>68097226
fuck off murderer
morning lads
>>68097362
Actually doesn't fit because she doesn't meet Han solo until after escaping
>>68097378
Even worse that el EdmontoniANO is misusing it egregiously.
>>68097330
Only people who are English on both sides of their family would call themselves "English-Americans" on the census.
The reality is almost all white Americans have at least some amount of British ancestry. And most the rest is Germanic, which was the origin of the Anglos anyway.
>>68097410
goodnight lad
>I'm Anglo because Granddad was a hun
Howling at this Yank
>>68097408
don't understand this gimmick
>>68097447
Just you wait until people call themselves Anglos because both of their parents were 'white Mexicans'
>>68097410
afternoon
New vlog is up lads
https://youtu.be/WCqajv9yQrI
>>68097481
dont care
very cold right now
>68097481
Don't open this video. It's not Kev
going for a swim lads
>>68097503
What's Kev's channel?
>>68097514
can i join you
could do with a gf
>>68097516
helloooooo freshcunt
>>68097502
*snuggles you*
>>68097525
hi :)
>>68097481
explain
>>68097522
if you can keep up, heh
*does the butterfly at lighning speed away from you*
don't really enjoy change
me cayo la ficha..........................
no te puedo creer
y uno pensaba que no podia caer mas bajo...............................
increible
despues dice que se quiere """"""""""autosuperar""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>68097563
wait come back
*drowns*
>>68097558
Explain what
>>68097565
el Australi...
Question, what follows?
a) an
b) anus
c) ana
d) ANO
>>68097589
the spastic in the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVqrYu7jqrU
>>68097589
are you the nonce in that video
:)
>>68097608
pfm
>>68097608
pfm
>>68097604
What is there to explain?
I don't know what you're getting at
odd hours to be posting
You now realise that women treat attractive guys the same way we treat 'rare' flags
feeling the pump lads. just did around 8 pushups
>>68097628
autism
mummy made pasgetti bowlanays
>>68097642
did 30 about 6 months ago fyi
>>68097628
yea i always feel so loved here, can post the stupidest shit and get a few yous. just like hot guys, even if they are complete spergs 99% of women would just see it as "oww he is soo shy <3 xx" instead of the awkward loser vibe a non 7/10+ would give
>>68097640
No, that's Andrew Hales
His main channel is LAHWF
>>68097660
(you)
pfm
>>68097646
Common flag, don't care
>>68097671
me in the south
>>68097671
>the bit near Canada is like Canada
Really boggles the mind, dunnit?
>>68097681
Ah yes I recall those snowy Christmases and inland tornadoes
Imagine being named after a fruit
>>68097699
alri peach
>>68097628
good post
>>68097671
what the fuck is this
how is west virginia's climate similar to australia's
Imagine being named something autistic like Austin
>>68097699
About as funny as the other 30 times you've posted this joke and its variants
>>68097695
It doesn't snow in the South, and the South is more akin to the Central Eastern part of Australia. The Southwest is obviously like the Outback.
>>68097699
Imagine being named after a website.
Imagine never putting your willy in a warm, wet vagina
Business plan: Travel to every nation with a rare flag and make hundreds of posts on /int/ with each flag as to diminish the value of rare flags.
>>68097671
ahh yes, the single climate of australia
Could heem any pom, yank, kiwi, and arsestralian ITT tbqh
>>68097746
hot init
what else do you need to know
Quads says yanks and leafs should neck themselves
>>68097757
haha calm down mate
*pretends to walk away*
*punches you once your back is turned*
*stands up*
*starts wanking*
repeating numerals at the end of my post says poo peelanders and arsetrailians should neck themselves
>>68097776
ahaha XCDDD off by le 1 digitn :)))))))
Didnt get a gf in 2016 lol
imagine obsessing over canada on an online bhutanese finger painting society
Don't look at me like that
Russian war movies are the fucking best
https://youtu.be/DjHTWMP_T1U
>>68097820
*stares at you*
*walks towards you*
>>68097817
Imagine obsessing over the US on it, the absolute state of Euros haha.
Imagine losing the fat on your pubic bone
Bet my cock would be like 8 inches
said "fuck off leaf" to a canadian today
>>68097817
Haha it's funny because it's a parody of "Chinese Cartoon imageboard"
Excellent metahumour my fellow /b/ro :)
>>68097827
>literally not a single brit flag in sight
i'm out
Imagine being Kiwi on an ironic Malawi witchcraft conjuring forum
>why aren't there brits posting at 5am on a Wednesday? im LEAVING!
doing a think
>>68097868
i'm in
>>68097840
haven't been on /b/ since 2010 fuck off
>>68097877
going to sleep now bye
>>68097876
FOY
get to fuck
>>68097888
will not read a single letter of your post mate
>>68097885
i'm out
>>68097671
this is so wrong
>>68097882
paki
https://youtu.be/3zsM3jBwWIM
following the herd
>>68097876
Janny should honestly just delete all /brit/ threads between the hours of 1AM and 8AM on weekdays.
>>68097904
only joking :D x
>>68097910
no why would you say that?
girls are NOT responding to my advances
>>68097918
i'm in
still watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MajfZIyHP8U
>>68097916
dont give the janny ideas lad, dont need any more /brit/ threads deleted.
choon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJiOAImsjVw
This aussie twat keeps messaging me. Spacker can't take the hint that im not interested
"2:1 expected degree"
what does this mean?
going back to bed for stage #2 of sleep lads
I hate them drop if you fwm statuses or who would care if I die?? Man fuck yall, I already know who's in my corner
goodnight lads
Ahh fucking yes think I have developed a oneitis
I'm actually hallucinating from the sleep deprivation. I'm seeing flashes of light and there are slight tracers to moving objects.
>>68097992
good morning
got an ordinary rig lads
freight train near my house won't stop blasting its horn
FUCK
what kind of cretinous little worms do they hire to operate those things?
>>68097994
should have got your vaccines m8
>>68098024
Don't want autism
>>68098023
CANNOT imagine a yank uttering this sentence
Just honked my cross country America freight horn lads
>>68098023
*toots*
>>68098023
Gotta do it to make sure retards don't get themselves run over
>>68098038
Why not?
We have by far the largest rail network in the world and over 80% of it is freight lines
Bird I fancy is getting pumped by my mate as we speak lads if I'm being completely honest I'm not actually a fan
Considering telling his girlfriend
>>68098083
ah yes, its the trains he was talking about, not your use of cretinous worm
>>68098097
He said sentence not term you reprobate
eating a tasty orange
eating a succulent chinese meal
>>68098137
remove this post mate
Just sounding it out but you're not coming back again, falling about you took a left off last laugh lane
>>68098154
I have a bag of limes in my fridge
I hope they're still good, might buy some gin
driving 8 hours tomorrow
just got home from the shops
didn't buy alcohol
I remember prior to 9/11 you could just drive back and forth between Canada without having to stop and show documentation there were no border stations or checkpoints all you had to know you were in Canada was a giant sign saying "Welcome to Canada"
>>68098185
what ya doin once you get to yer mates
>>68098204
I don't believe you
t. been across the border before 9/11
>>68098001
don't die x
Could cunt any foreign cunt here stupid scrawny cunts
>>68098215
not sure. he lives in a bigish city so guess we'll go out to drink and not pull desu.
maybe do some hiking
What emotion is this expression conveying?
>>68098246
Smug superiority
lads what does this mean
300 UCAS Tariff points or equivalent *; 2:1 degree in any discipline.
is my 3.8 good enough for this job?
>>68098246
"the goyim will never know what i've done to them."
>>68098240
good luck bro have fun x
>>68098246
eternal angloness
>>68098246
What it's like to chew 5 gum
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
>>68098220
I remember driving from New York to Montreal in 1986 (I was in the army at the time) with my brother (who was a civil engineer working on a prison being built in upstate New York) to watch an Expos game and we never went through any sort of checkpoint or border station there wasn't even one on the road all they had was a weigh station for lorries
>>68098273
thanks mate. whats your plan this weekend?
I've been to the UK so I know how the typical weekend plays out, is it similar in australia, or more open since the weather allows for more than just drinking and watching your team at the pub all day and then going to the club at night
>>68098263
No, your dick must at least be 5.5 in length. Anything below is far too undesirable
>>68098313
alright grandpa
got your arthritis medication ok to post here?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>68098311
me but i take the 8:42.
>>68098331
do they check for foreskin?
messaging this one
Thoughts?
>>68098225
Slowly working on it
what's that thing you rest a golf ball on?
>>68098335
Is there a west coast game on now?
>>68098339
Only on every third penis inspection day of the month, so you may be lucky enough to come on one of the other designated inspection days
just laughing at the idea of a good gimmick lads
>>68098375
A tee
t. Play golf in my
>>68098376
just finished
but i didnt mean to post in /brit/ lol
gf sent me this
/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>68098338
I take the 1:30pm wank out of bed
plucking the nipple hairs
>>68098323
going away for a few nights lad.
typical night out here is enjoy the day then gather the lads for pre drinks then go hit the pub then after a club. get home and sleep in then have a nice brunch or sundy arvo meal.
It gets too hot here so you need to stay cool so many go to the beach or just drink.
>>68098400
i was just as depressed as a NEET
leeching off my parents me feel like shit
>>68098263
A 2:1 is what good lads get
1st is for wankers and 2:2 and below is for stupid cunts