/cum/

>>68095363
terrible thread

>>68095363
What does Tom wait for?

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Winter clothes!

>>68095380
Handsome lad

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>THEY SHOOTIN
>AW MADE YOU LOOK

>>68095380
Is that Neo from the matrix?

haha

>>68095390
5 minutes later theyre fingering each other in a circle

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me on the right

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>>68095414

>>68095414
>being black

>>68095437
lol

>>68095408
>3 people
>a circle
that's more of a triangle anon

>>68095414

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once.

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me

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>>68095414
nice man purse faggot

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Posting qt's

>>68095386
Tour mom

>>68095457
SPOOP

>>68095450

Emma is a virgin

>>68095444
they then commence to give each other cunnilingus under the coffee table

>>68095418
Yes :)

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>>68095408

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>Emma is a virgin

Bounced the gf's head off the ground again lads.

>>68095478
So my permanent resident visa to /cum has been approved?

>>68095489
Fleshlights really bounce don't they?

Just took a fat dump lads shit was fucking biblical mate

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>>68095486

prove me wrong

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>>68095472
>Emma is a virgin

>>68095499
You're on a green card, gonna have to wait and see if Trump sends you back.
But until further notice you are in the clear.

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>>68095499
No.

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>>68095509
i took her virginity desu

Literally all non Canadian need to fuck off and die.

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>>68095501
dont you fuckin shtart with me on the chan love, next time ill send you to the fucking hospit

>liking some Brit feminist
Not even once, kids.

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>>68095473

>>68095538

I very much doubt that

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>68095542

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>>liking some Brit feminist
>Not even once, kids.

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>>68095508
Is there an Islamic police I can report you to in Algeria? Whatever makes you stop posting.

>>68095554
She's cute but also pretty average looking.

>>68095563
>not using that Canadian fedora image

missed opportunity

I love cute but average girls. Make favorite thing.

>>68095520
I'll promise to vote republican, buy guns and hate niggers.
>>68095523
>I'll never live in based Vancouver

>>68095554
I cant stand her she should kill herself

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>I cant stand her she should kill herself

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>>68095554

a CUTE british feminist

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>>68095588
Dubs tell the truth

>>68095602
Man, what does George do nowadays? I'm way too old to keep up with YouTube shit?

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>>68095584
>Read a study in which like 20% of guys got laid off tinder compared to 90% of girls

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Holy crap, there is an actual stock photo of this. There's like 5 of them.

>>68095566
No please no dun do dat i will gib u free sex

>>68095643
You can almost feel the HPV and herpes exuding from that place.

>>68095566
>gif
I don't get it.

>>68095679
>rubbing your shoe on mecca
he's basically shitting on the entire religion

>>68095673
I can almost feel you're mums vagina wrapped around my penis

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>>68095673
STD rates are actually rising too...

what's your favorite nickelback song?

I always assume they had like a book inside the mecca, but it's just a slab of concrete right?

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>>>/gif/9684846

>>68095740
>inside the mecca
It's the Kaaba

>drinking arizona iced tea fruit punch flavour
tastes kinda like skittles tbqh

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>what's your favorite nickelback song?

>>68095739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l4buxY85qI

We used to kek at this one back in the day...

>Get up, and go out
>Me and all my friends
>We drink up, We fall down
>And then we do it all again
>Just sittin around, hangin out this afternoon

>>68095740
No one fucking cares stop obssessing over a rock

>>68095757
I don't get it

>>68095739
God, fuck early 2000s alt rock.

>>68095777
I'm a geologist.

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*spanks the neet*

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>>68095761
>Iced tea
>skittles

>>68095783

congratulations you're normal

>>68095807
>congratulations you're normal

That must be why I've seen so many doctors...

>>68095798
Arkansas anon <3

>>68095807
What?

sound the alarm bells

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>>68095777
>Yusuf was radicalized that day.

>>68095818
I slept from 10 this morning to 8:30. I need to stop posting at night

>>68095790
Maybe you should walk in there and see for yourself what could go wrong?

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>>68095757
I have some of these.

>>68095825
Why does /balt/ either move at the speed of /brit/, or reach 300 replies in 18 hours?

>>68095851
Can she feel her pussy?

It must feel fucking amazing to have a guy go down on her because she can't masturbate herself well I imagine.

>>68095812
Awww does the poor wittle Canadian have depweshun?

>>68095851
now pick it up

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>>68095864
>Can she feel her pussy?

Of course.

>>68095881
Not anymore lol

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>>68095851

JUST FLIP IT

>>68095882
I admire you mister kimber

goodnight cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7wO9v0EAYQ

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This REALLY makes me think.

>>68095851
my retardedfu <3

>>68095857
Baltic Power

>>68095916
Goodnight.

my gf has a low sex drive and refuses to ever send nudes I think I want to break up with her

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>>68095707
But everyone who visits mecca rubs their shoes on it?

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>>68095932

>>68095932
how does the US get these stats? exit-polls?

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>>68095932
not so fast hill dog

>>68095966
The counties report them

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>>68095933
>tfw no palsy gf

>>68095933
here's mine desu
https://youtu.be/3YxTOU_ry3g
>>68095915
flattery will get you nowhere son

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just one last thing to really make you think and i'm really going to bed

>>68095932
Destroy Massachusetts.

>>68096010
her sister looks like a right slag m8

>>68096032
Colorado is going to stay blue because of this.

>>68095932
shameful desu, massholes indeed

>>68095932
This is wrong, I know that there were at least 5 counties in Arkansas that voted blue

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[spoiler] LOL [/spoiler]

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>>68095932
>so cal is more red than north
>literally double the amount of red coastal counties aka what should be lib hotspots
muh noggin is rumbling

>>68096010
hella adore <3

>>68096018
that girl isn't autistic tho
she's just a meme-spouting attention whore from facebook

>>68096058
It's whites only bud.

>>68096069
there's more?

>>68096075
S-shut up

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>>68096069
>isn't autistic
>meme-spouting attention whore from facebook

>>68096083
you just got straight up beaned bro!!
XD

>>68096066
Hair looks pretty healthy for a skeleton.

>>68096069
autistic =/= retarded
boy for someone who wants to fuck a disable girl sure you have some knowledge of the subject

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>>68096083
Shhh.... Shhhh....

No fighting here...

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>>68096066
She is my waifu.

>>68096075
Kinda like this country :o
>>68096111
Key word: looks.

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Little kots have grown enough to function as a stand for the Blair Witch project dvd

>>68096066
Flapflapflapflapflapflap

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>>68096152
>both of those posts were me

>>68095985
so the counties know who voted for who? wtf?

>>68096162
pretty cute to be honest

>>68096184
Exit polls you dip

>>68096210
so not accurate and what I asked in the first place?

>>68096237
>exit polls aren't accurate

wew

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>>68095932
Really cooking the old brain beans and biscuits.

>>68096234
i drew that

>>68096264
you say this to me about once a month

do you really draw all this?

Okay here's the plan:
Jose Cuervo Especial Gold
Russian Standard Vodka
and a couple Budweiser just in case

Good, now I have something to do tomorrow.

https://youtu.be/pHjbNzKTdXo

>>68096303
Just by the cheapest stuff nobody will care.

>>68096313
All the liquor is the same price at LCBO though?

>>68096313
*buy

FUG

everybody knows me but no one can see me

>>68096060
Found kind of funny when disregarding the movie reference, just asking the question like a clueless outsider.

And yes its just a stone or something for those materialistic religios fools to worship.

>>68096339
Shoo shoo flag jew!

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>>68096291

>>68096339
NUKE'D

All the liquor is priced the same at LCBO, am I missing something?

I only walked into it the first time today by myself.

>LCBO
How do you guys stand this shit?

>>68096407
I don't know nigga my parents voted for socialism it wasn't my choice.

Someone please respond.

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>>68096382
>All the liquor is priced the same at LCBO

Are you stupid anon?

>>68096382
Everything worthwhile is like 40 bucks. That's why I've pretty much given up on drinking.

You can get better effects for cheaper by taking a shit ton of benadryl desu

>>68096407
We get a big selection in exchange for the government Jewing us out of every last shekel for our precious liquor.

Left over from the prohibition days...

>>68096421

>>68096422
I'm looking at the LCBO website right now.

Silent Sam Vodka
Smirnoff Vodka
Prince Igor Vodka
all 750 ml all $25.75

what am i missing

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this was not in accordance with the planetarian advisors' plans

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>go to canada
>the stores gladly accept american money

>try to spend canadian money in usa
>no one accepts it

Tell you what

Fuck Y'all

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>>68096469
Me on the right

>>68096184
No, the counties report how many votes were cast for a candidate

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>>68096492

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>>68096259
>tfw live in dark red

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>>68096492
>go to canada
>the people gladly accept americans

>canadian tries to visit usa
>no one accepts him

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>>68096463
http://www.lcbo.com/lcbo/product/three-olives-marilyn-monroe-strawberry-vodka/362962#.WD-i4LIrLIU

This one is cheaper but only one bottle seems to be available in one store in Ontario.

dafuq.

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>hear rap song
>"uh, yeah, it's ya boy_____"
>mfw he's not my boy

>>68096498
'lrigh'

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>>68096528
>tfw not fat enough to be accepted in the USA

Threadly reminder to add yourself to the /cum/ map.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625

>>68096339
wew why would america give the Internet to a Man before nuking him doesnt make much sense to me senpaichi

>>68096590
I am a product of nuclear fallout

>>68096585
Add an entire meal from McDonald's in your diet EVERY DAY and you will most certainly be accepted within a month or two.

>>68096544
so in other words I'm right

I saw a black guy who was a cuck tonight. He was taking this girl and her white kids to dinner.

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>>68096572
>hear rape song
>"IT IS NOT, A FUCKING, GAME!"
>He's right, it's a not a game, it's a genre of music

>>68096492
>the stores gladly accept US money
Why

>>68096572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIvx-fKFwVk

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>>68096589
I literally did moments before your post.
Are you watching my browsing.

>>68096624
He's in a tourist area, nowhere else accepts it.

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>>68095932
>The Democratic People's Republic of Austin

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>>68096492
>go to [foreign nation]
>they accept real money, the USD

>go use their monopoly money elsewhere
>surprised its worthless and not accepted anywhere

cmon son

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>>68096634
Well he IS doxxing you with that map.

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would you smash this girl?

would you gf her?

>>68096675
i would fuck mud

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>>68096162
Nice kots desu.

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>>68096589
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625
>canadians all live in the same fucking place

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>>68096675
nah

>>68096441
what does taking a shit ton of benadryl feel like? how much do you take?

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>>68096589
>literally doxxing yourself

>>68096589
Done

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>>68096675
Barely even looks human, but I'm getting pretty desperate at this point so yes.

>>68096606
>checks flag
I believe you
The nukes didnt do a great job, did they?

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>>68096340
>materialistic religious fools

>>68096707
>that one lad in Calgary
Lmao

>>68096711
r-really

are you an alpha male bro banter lad on 300k

hope so

By the way the girl who sold me the hot chocolate at Starbucks was nice.

Maybe I was acting less autistic.

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I can't be the only one here converting to judiasm right?

>>68096675
Yes to both questions

Not into asians but w/e

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>>68096755

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>>68096675
Probably.

That would be in direct violation of a highly successful program I've had in place for about 5 years.

>>68096675
So is that you? Your sister? Your crush? What?

>>68096780
Hey, Calgary's pretty nice.
The zoo there is fuckin' awesome.

>>68096784
she wants to be my gf but i cant make my mind up

>>68096589
>one obvious college student out in Lubbock
>one potential bean out in McKinney

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>>68096773
Real Jews won't let you convert, only those new age we love goyim Jews do that.

>>68096792
Go for it, just don't stick with her for too long

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>>68096792

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>tfw I read the bible as a means of escapism, not for comforting words, but getting hooked up on religious fervor really soothes my mind

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>I can't be the only one here converting to judiasm right?

>>68096828
why not ride the trump train? that gets me hyped and im not even a USAian

>>68096589
Bro wtf is this, do you choose where you add or when adding, it just registers your exact location?
I'm fine with telling what city I come from, but not my fucking house.

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>Why no, I am not converting to become part of God's chosen people

>>68096850
You got it all wrong buddy

You don't ride the Trump train, the Trump train rides you

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These clickbait ads are getting out of hand.

>>68096862
You just click add annotation and type in your city name. My marker is miles away from my house

>>68096745
Iaikwöj jion tokta

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Think you can get away with doing this? On my board? Think again, nerds.

>he doesn't use adblocker

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>>68096821
proposing to marry just now

hmm

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proposing to marry just now

kikes on a string

coming vision

rahowa soon

ready the noose

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>>68096862

>>68096917
d-delete

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>>68096717
I took 16 but I'm a skeleman, so most people would probably need more. For the first 2 hours or so it was pretty much nothing. Then I noticed that these electrical wires in the other room were flailing around like crazy and jumping and shit. My roommate's jacket started flapping a bit and all the black surfaces in my house had faint faces on them and smoke coming off.

I kept trying to talk to my roommates but I couldn't hold a conversation because my short term memory was pretty much non existent.

It was pretty fun desu but it made me feel retarded for about 2 days afterward. That was about a year ago and I haven't done it since. Probably not a good idea to fuck around with antihistamines too much.

>>68096686
Thank u Baja

Canadians are dumb

>>68096901
Are you the same brit on here every night?

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>I took 16 benadryl

>>68096901
Do you like being used?

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>>68096870

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>>68096901
>Yotsuba

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Just arrived
Going to hang this on my wall

>>68096941
no

i've been on the last week posting my gimmick then contributing a bit but there's other brits here too

>>68096946
yes

i want to move from this shithole

it's a good deal

>>68096971
it's the one that has the least strain on your eyes lad

>>68096971
Literally nothing wrong with Yotsuba

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>>68096988
And you're a Chink in Britain?

>all of these foreigners getting on the Trump Train
I'll never understand this meme

>>68096264
>>68096360
>>68096923
are you joto?

>>68097008
i'm 100% white

>>68096946
hang on, how am i even being used pal?

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>>68097018
I was in it mainly for the salt anon.

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>>all of these foreigners getting on the Trump Train
I'll never understand this meme

>>68097024
Joto was a mentally deranged girl from Jalisco, I'm Sinaloan.

>>68096885
>>68096923
thx buds

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Fellow leafs don't fall for this scam, both the burger and fries are utterly disgusting, even by Mcdonalds standards.

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>>68097028
So you have a slant "gf" asking you to move where exactly? And half jokingly offering to marry you to make it happen?

lads

>>68097068
Do plebs actually fall for this shit? Thinking they are buying gourmet, non-plebeian food ad McDonald's?
It might look good, it might taste good, but it's not good. Can't believe they have fooled the goyim to the point where they can sell themselves off as 'classy'.

>>68097055
No he was a cute Canadian boy who unfriended me on steam

We used to be very gay in this thread.

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>>68097086
fella

I haven't been to a McD in years. I do like the pancakes doe.

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>>68097079
she's serious mate

and i might

its a first world asian country, specific as i'd like to be

>>68097086
buds

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>>68097086
Guys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._counties_with_African-American_majority_populations_in_2010
huh... really makes you think...

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>No he was a cute Canadian boy who unfriended me on steam

>>68097101
I was hungover and needed food badly, mcdonalds was the closest.

It's literally just a burger with a hashbrown on top.

dudes

>>68097086
http://sketchtoy.com/67694568

imported gimmick

>>68097122
Bad idea, I wouldn't marry her.

>>68097142
Nothing wrong with that, but like, decent people should know that they're eating shit food when they eat at McDonald's. You're not supposed to walk away feeling good with yourself unless you are intoxicated/out with the buds/etc.

mushashos

>>68097106
Not gonna play this game

>>68097122
>afraid to tell me what country she's from
>literally a billion fucking identical people

Okay bud, just send her some tasteful nudes of yourself.

acquaintances

>>68097150
why not?

sick of this country

>>68097171
nah

>tfw hunch

>>68097041
>Tumblr needs to be told not to kill themselves over an election
Nuke America when

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>>68097165
Is this the other fella from Sinaloa?

http://www.ustream.tv/embed/5883040

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>>68097194
You sound like a shit anon. Shan't be replying anymore.

What shape do you trip your pubic hair into?

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>notice a roach on the way out of my apartment before Thanksgiving Break and naively think little of it
>come back after break
>they've established insurgencies all over my fucking room and kitchen

Fucking damn it.

yokwe, I shall vanish into the midnight

>>68097224
>>>/jp/

>>68097241
because i don't want to send nudes?

sounds like you're the shit mate. not me.

>>68097208
nope, Baja California Sur

>>68097259
a dick

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>>68097261
how are you appreciating your new turkish roommates?

Chink cellphone is acting up

Don't buy Chinese cellphones, buds

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>>68097207
Whaddaya mean anon? Seems like the first time in a long while were the Silent Majority put a stop to this kind of thing.

>>68097279
I think I saw an Anzu hiding out in my outlet.

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>>68097261
Let a few roaches go unchecked and they soon infest the place.

Pic related.

>>68097259
How does one trip his pubic hair?

I meant trim.

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>>68097169
Okay joto, I know its you

>>68097269
shut your mouth and listen to me while I'm talking to you

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>>68097288
Already hate chinks.

>>68097298
Got a rare pic of when she was younger.

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>>68097261
>tfw no cockroach buds to share a pint with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PwxTMfQF1I

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>>68097318

>>68097337
sorry mate

>>68097261
i literally thought you were talking about turks until the last line

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For all of you who shared their location

Prepare for a friendly visit

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>>68097289
The Silent Majority is mostly Boomers and they're starting to fie off

We're going blue in two decades

>>68097359
Really debating whether or not I should start saving Easter toads again.
I deleted my previous collection in a fit of rage over every non-American on this board.

>>68097359
>shared my location in a city of 130,000
ok

>>68097321
She's been gone for ages my dude

>>68097368
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3790614/They-don-t-like-drugs-gay-marriage-HATE-tattoos-Generation-Z-conservative-WW2.html

http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-millennials-politics-conservative-20160907-snap-story.html

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/07/health/millennials-conservative-generations/

Naw mayne, it's all cyclical, next gen won't like all the hippy shit the gen before them did.

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>>68097359
Me and my bf will tag team you yeye
We LOVE visitors~

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>>68097386
123 Sesame Street eh?

Your pal Big Bird won't feel so big after """"we""""" come by

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>>68097385
>he doesnt love easter toad

>>68097386
Friendly visit?

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>>68097321
Joto is dead, right?

>>68097359
>dumb frog poster
>thinks he can threaten anybody
You wouldn't last a day in Culiacan, pendejo

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A mongol toad?

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>tfw will never know what joto did because I apparently stopped coming to /cum/ the month shit hit the fan

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>>68097443
You sound tough

>>68097359

>implying I put the real city I live in

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>>68097359
>Chink stepping foot in Oak Cliff

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Easter Toad is an unfunny meme and brings the thread down.

I come to /cum/ to converse with the North American intellectual elite such as myself, not to partake in such tomfoolery.

>>68093330

>>68093330

>>68093330

Get in my old new