/brit/

alri Philip

>>68095181
is that Lord Mountbatten?

Buying a new monitor

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emily init

if you had to move to a yank state. which one and why?

no yanks
no mudslimes
MBGA

>>68095163
Going to get a vasectomy 2bh

Pretty sure I'm a piece of shite anyway and would probably end up being a dreadful father/husband even if they were healthy.

>>68095231
New Hampshire

Freedums

Reminder that Iceland is Anglo

>>68095207
hello thailad

>>68095181
very symmetrical and aesthetic face

>>68095231
montana because it's literally been LEAF'D

>>68095222
can you post more pics like that. not with the finger or the girl but the big city shots

>>68095255
hello

>>68095243
Nah m8 your will to keep going is a rarity

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>>68095249
agreed
>>68095268
shan't

Havin a bowl of chips by myself in Nandos

>>68095305
fat cunt

>>68095305
You didn't specify a temperature of the so-called chips so I have no idea what you're talking about.

oi fuckers didnt you hear me?


reply to my fucking post >>68095250

and it better be well thought out too

Having some hot crispsps

>>68095222
love this gril

>>68095333
shan't

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>>68095324
was born to be a normie myself

was homeschooled and friendless/kissless until uni and still made a tonne of friends/got a gf

feels pretty good 2bh, if only I could shake this place.

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>>68095333
VERY similar to me

>>68095324
It wouldn't

Talked to normie slags and their lives sound absolutely dire. I imagine normie lads aren't much better.

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>Girl touches shoulder of guy and laughs at me, sucks anothers dick in the library and sticks her tongue out at me
>Teacher says how is it seeing your mom every day
>English teacher raises chin at me as if to say I dare you to fight when I see him at the hardware store with his daughter
>Go up to present, girl puts her phone up, guy says "I knew I should've skipped class." Teacher says "I know back to algebra class again."
>Kid sits down next to me and says "This guy is here every day and it annoys the crap out of me."
>Girl smirks when I walk by her like "Really?"
>People put visors up when I park in the parking lot.
>Blocked hallway and I finally bulled through a couple and it felt pretty good.
>Girl walks into room, says "You're weird." and walks by.
>Notice guy sitting in backwards baseball cap, as a tribe with girls around, talking shit, until it's almost a conspiracy against you.

Not getting any replies on Tinder

>>68095333
I typed out a very long and thought out reply to this but decided at the captcha not to post it, because im afraid of being criticize haha.

>>68095333
It's sad how everything wrong with your life is the stuff pretty much completely out of your control desu

>>68095374
Take an English class then neck yourself

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Tin Lizzie t'bh

sugar

>>68095333
my brother

your life is a bit worse than mine but this post really did hit close to home on a lot of points

>>68095374
what the fuck is this supposed to say you utter fucking retard.

@68095376

not getting any replies here either

>>68095403
remember when britain actually used to make cars
hah man those were the days

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*inhales*

THAILAD!!!!!!

>>68095376
Here's a pity reply

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>>68095430

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>>68095426
ah yes, the good ol days...

>>68095396
i do this almost every night


sometimes i come in here and try to post and just delete them before i say anything, ill sit there trying to post for 30 minutes but cant get in the flow of it and leave feeling defeated.

so much autism that we can't even post anonymously

>>68095426
Yeah, heheh ;_;

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Imagine being a shitskin from Algeria

actually fuck my life

>>68095447
aha its great because when im forced to interact with people everyone loves me and wants to spend more time with me, but inside im a utter fucking spastic and never follow up with them and instead spend every night posting in /brit/ alone aha

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Alri just dropped my second sketch. It says:
>-What's your favourite horror movie?
>-"Paëlla: the illustrated recipe". You?

>>68095215
No it's Prince Philip

Mountbatten was a joke

>>68095476
>>68095447
>>68095410
>>68095396
>>68095367
Post your lives then

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banned on /pol/

how does this even happen??

el Algeri

>>68095493
not a single word

>>68095374
nice copy paste from /pol/

ANO

>>68095333
Very similar to me, I just never did drugs or drank up until my 21st

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>>68095497
amateur

>>68095483
>tfw a girl i was talking to a few days ago basically begged me for her number and I didn't give it and walked away
>only realised after

She was really nice as well. Will probably never see her again haha

wish I just had autist problems like not being able to talk to girls instead of povvo problems like not having food or rent money

stop giving that yellow fever nonce attention whore attention

>>68095493
>>68095507
kek thought about it too but its really hard to talk about these things, my stomach muscles tensed up and i felt a small wave of anxiety at the thought of posting my life even though i know its irrational

>>68095529
Why not both?

>>68095525
I remember everyone being pissed off that canada wasn't rangeb& instead

>>68095516
found the /pol/tard

run along back there you alt-rightist melt

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>>68095497
love how americans get genuinely triggered over blackedposting instead of seeing it as the funny meme everyone else does

Reckon a lot more than the normal proportion of people on 4chan have divorced parents.

It's basically the starter pack for a fucked up life.

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>when people in the group chat are arguing about politics and the whole left vs. right thing and you're a radical centrist sat smugly on your fence

>>68095547
well, I don't have trouble with girls so at the moment it's just povvo problems.

choosing both would make it worse but swapping for just autist problems would be fucking great

>>68095562
it's not funny, Rasheed

>>68095544
You sound like a girl

>>68095527
>>68095544
aha saw my school crush when i took traffic safety years ago, literal 10/10 and hadn't seen her in about 2 years. aha she asked to be my driving partner for the course and i turned her down and only now realize what i did. aha i missed out on teen love now im a balding 20 year old ahaha.

Editors note: i was going to delete this post and decide to not post it, but we just talked about that.

>>68095562
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ ITS NOT FUNNY WE ARE PURE WHITE AND ANGLO ROOOOOOOOOOO

>>68095568
My parents have been happily married for over 30 years, and yet I'm a fucked up loser.

HOW DOES THAT WORK, FRIENDO???

literally have no clue how to make a frequency polygon

>>68095562
thats a bit like saying
>love how brits get genuinely triggered over sadiq khan instead of seeing it as the funny meme everyone else does

>>68095529
I can talk to girls when forced to, I just don't get the oppurtunity because I'm an antisocial melt with no friends or hobbies.

>>68095561
>gets found out
>resorts to insults
you are LITERALLY SHAKEN right now

I was flag hunting actually, but nice projection :^)

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>his image filename has multiple extensions on it

>>68095568
other side of that coin, i have parents that always stuck together but really, really should have gotten a divorce

i remember when i was about 5 or 6 wishing they'd just get a divorce. all they did was fight every day. was a bit jealous of the kids i knew who's parents had divorced. they've calmed down a little now as my dad doesn't drink anymore so their fights are just small squabbles now that rarely turn into big things thankfully

>>68095568
yup

my dad also consistently dedicated around a 1-5 hours each week to stand me in front of him and repeatedly tell me how much of a piece of shit I am between the ages of 12-17

think it might have rubbed off

Do many white American men have black gfs?

>>68095623
All memes aside, not really.

>>68095623
most black girls outside of the south and east coast are girlfriend material

is thailad a cuck for living in thailand

>>68095568
aye

>it's a "dad was the best better but mum managed to get full custody of me between 7 and 13 despite being a useless cunt" episode

aha yes

>>68095636
Yes, it's a requirement for entry

>>68095568
Parents chose to begrudgingly be together

Wished they divorced though, but dad would be broke

>>68095605
>coming up with excuses to try to obfuscate the fact that you're an alt-rightist

You're not fooling anybody

ah yes...real depression hours....very impressive....

>>68095636
You're going to have to explain your thought process here.

Hitler was the most radical centrist of all time

how do i actually go out and meet people, out of school it really feels impossible to meet qt's.
>inb4 hobbies
nah mate not into building model airplanes at the local ice rink with 30 other spastics

really glad I can bitch about my pathetic problems here

allows me to maintain my stoic attitude in real life and bottle up properly like a good lad

>5'8.5
>175lbs
>16% body fat
>6.7x5 inch willy
>3 women

Rate me lads

>>68095677
He was a hardcore leftist actually

>>68095660
we're all gonna make it in the end

kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X3aqifX66E

had sweet potato fries just now

bet none of you plebs have even heard of such a delicacy

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>>68095686
FON

>>68095684
Delightfully British

>>68095696
It's a race to the grave and everyone's a winner

>>68095686
>>5'8.5
>>175lbs
>>16% body fat
compensating

>>6.7x5 inch willy
avg

>>3 women
avg

5.5/10 likely runt

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>>68095659
>STILL projecting
You are wriggling like a little worm, going round and round in the same patch of soil. I am the little kid with a stick poking at YOU and YOUR emotions RIGHT NOW.

>>68095686
Fat manlet with a slightly above average willy

Now rate me
>6'4"
>120 lb
>9x6 willy
>virgin

>>68095568
My parents are both together

night time /brit/ makes me realise just how much I fucking hate foreigners.

>>68095681
well, what do you enjoy doing?

>>68095591
No worries lad i fucked mine up as well

>Knew a girl for literally my entire life, liked her since I was 10.
>Thought she might be into me as well
>brother tells me she is just joking and taking the piss out of me behind my back.
>One day when we were both 16 I was at her house
>she sits on my lap and stares into my eyes for ages.
>look back for a bit but then remember what my brother said and decide she is joking.
>Push her off and walk out.

Found out a few years later that she was obsessed with me and my brother told me he lied.

Haha

doing a cry

>>68095668
you hate white people and little white dicks so you moved to thailand I reckon

>>68095728
I'm not fat though

>>68095333
>Loving parents
>Mom makes great food
>Top of every class I've been in.
>Went to one of the best school in the world. Ph.D.
>Can work where I want
>Own three houses in three different continents
>Solid bank account. I basically work for fun now.
>Average face, average height, great body
>Charming personality, elite intelligence
>Reached spiritual enlightenment at around 29-30 years old. Would be content with very little tbqh and grateful for the little things.
>Will move to Indonesia in December to be paid to live in a tropical paradise
>International playboy. Fucked more women than I can count, from pretty much all the countries in the world (yes even yours) except asian Indian and sepharadic jew (had a commanche girl from new york though and an ashkenaze from russia hehe).
>Smokes cigarette but progressively replacing them with vapping. No other addiction.
>Cultured as fuck.
>Good fashion sense.
You never realise how lucky you are until you put it on paper tbqh.

>>68095715
>>>68095686
>>>5(Dead)'8.5
>>>175(Dead)lbs
>>>16(Dead)% body fat
>compensating
>
>>>6(Dead).7x5 inch willy
>avg
>
>>>3(Dead) women
>avg
>
>5.5/10 likely runt

What a clusterfuck of a post

>>68095731
sitting at home playing video games that i dont enjoy, watching shows i dont enjoy and going to the gym. i honestly never leave the house except to go to the gym.

>>68095732
aha la' lets do a cheeky suicide pact that would be choice ahahaha

>>68095333

infertility is the real blow ere.

I mean that's why we're here, to have children.

I have no delusions that I'll certainly have a family, but I'm going to at least try.

>>68095762
>Anonymous 11/30/16(Wed)21:32:19 No.68095756▶
>>>68095333
>>Loving parents
>>Mom makes great food
>>Top of every class I've been in.
>>Went to one of the best school in the world. Ph.D.
>>Can work where I want
>>Own three houses in three different continents
>>Solid bank account. I basically work for fun now.
>>Average face, average height, great body
>>Charming personality, elite intelligence
>>Reached spiritual enlightenment at around 29-30 years old. Would be content with very little tbqh and grateful for the little things.
>>Will move to Indonesia in December to be paid to live in a tropical paradise
>>International playboy. Fucked more women than I can count, from pretty much all the countries in the world (yes even yours) except asian Indian and sepharadic jew (had a commanche girl from new york though and an ashkenaze from russia hehe).
>>Smokes cigarette but progressively replacing them with vapping. No other addiction.
>>Cultured as fuck.
>>Good fashion sense.
>You never realise how lucky you are until you put it on paper tbqh.
>>>
> Anonymous 11/30/16(Wed)21:32:39 No.68095762▶
>>>68095715
>>>>68095686
>>>>5(Dead)'8.5
>>>>175(Dead)lbs
>>>>16(Dead)% body fat
>>compensating
>>
>>>>6(Dead).7x5 inch willy
>>avg
>>
>>>>3(Dead) women
>>avg
>>
>>5.5/10 likely runt
>What a clusterfuck of a post
Yeah

>>68095619
This is true, my parents needed to get divorced. Can't imagine if they had stayed together, would have been a nightmare.

*jizzes*

The freshers are making their way to so-called "aggie pub"

Pretty much a school dance on campus for underagers

>>68095750
you seem confused

>>68095620
My dad did this as well, usually pissed.

Shit feel

>>68095684
when you don't have anyone to confide this is a good substitute yeah. it isn't a healthy substitute by any means but it does its job.

i think theres a real human need to bitch and complain about things, like water building up in a blocked hose. it needs to come out somehow, even our language reflects it. "just have to get this off my chest." and if you notice how most conversations with people who are close go, the first thing they usually do is bitch and complain about whats going on at the moment before they get into a proper conversation. the bitching and moaning is just there looming in the background. if the person whos facing a problem hasn't gotten it out yet, the other person can usually sense that somethings wrong and asks what the person is thinking about.


theres an order of operations in most interactions and getting things out of the way is definitely helpful

tempted to post a selfie desu

>>68095732
Where does your brother live?

I just want to talk

>>68095686
5/10 average, maybe a tad heavy and short

here's me
>5'9
>130lbs
>slim body (flat stomach, 15% BF maybe? don't know)
>6.5x5.5 inch knob
>1 woman

>>68095801
it's just a video

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>this shitskin algerian fantasist

>>68095568
8 divorces between both my parents for me

doubt any of you can beat my record haha

post slags for the lads

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>wake up
>parents aren't home
>decide to fap
>spend the next 30 minutes looking for something to fap to
>hear the door being unlocked
i should have done it while i had the chance

>>68095820
Are you okay lad?

Why aren't you eating

>>68095835
wow you'd think after the 2nd or 3rd divorce they'd have learned their lesson 2bh

>>68095841
do it in front of them and maintain eye contact

>>68095827
Alan has mental health problems, m8. Leave him be as he'll only end up necking pills again and crying about it on the French general.

>>68095732
>my brother told me he lied
slit that faggot's throat while he's asleep la

>>68095841
have a shower and fap in the shower

>>68095854
it was trendy and cool to get a divorce back during the 80s and 90s

>>68095333
>>68095374
>>68095732
>>68095756
>>68095810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0diLMoZucHa

WHERE IS THE FUCKING BUS

ROOOOOOOOOO

>>68095810
>when you don't have anyone to confide this is a good substitute yeah.
I do though, got a best friend of 7 years who knows about my problems (he was around when they happened) and even got a gf that would love to talk about it all but I never say a word about it.

Not sure why, perhaps because it seems so pathetic to whinge about problems instead of solving them, but I only feel comfortable bitching about it on here.

>>68095850
no appetite 2bh

>>68095868
shall not be listening to this post

>>68095768
I think it justifies me being an utter nihilist though. I mean, there really is no point when you know that your single biggest biological imperative was impossible from birth.

No-one fertile can really be a nihilist.

Boom boom boom, everybody say...

>>68095181
Just wanted to let you all lads know that I have been watching every /brit/ thread for the past seven years nonstop. I just watch, never participate, and I will continue to do so.

Just felt I needed to get this off my chest now for some reason

alarm didn't go off so I woke up very late and tried to rush to school to make it for a class, but by the time I got there class was over. then I left school sat in a park for a bit contemplating existence. got home again and tested out the alarm clock and it worked. I don't understand this shit.

Say her name

http://sketchtoy.com/67694428

>>68095827
>>68095856
Just tell me what you are having difficulties believing and I will provide proof lad (I sometimes have a hard time remembering what's realistic or not to proles haha). No need to be passive-aggressive little bitches really,

>>68095878
I can

t. guy who is going to get a vasectomy

getting rid of my mobile now desu

https://youtu.be/bTu3x18OGt4

So many fresher slags in little black dresses arriving on campus lads

Aggie pub was the first time i pulled at uni

gta 3 is surprisingly comfy

>>68095841
>tfw you look for something good to fap to for a long time and it just ruins your fap
>give up and just jerk off to an above average video you left open on the side as a backup video
>it doesn't feel that good and you just jizz like "blehhh"

the best wanks are when you find something that hits the right button after very few videos and you fap like an animal, sifting through dozens of them just makes it shit

>>68095892
madam president

>>68095896
Yeah but you can save your spunk so not really the same. Plus you made the choice.

doing a profound sadness

ad my account hacked and literally everything stolen on runescape

laugh at my all you want but i've been really into it recently as this has fucking ruined my entire day, because of this i more or less have to quit it entirely

the feeling of having literally hundreds of hours of your life robbed from you

>>68095868
you sound like a grandpapi who sits out on the porch a lot

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>t. guy who is going to get a vasectomy

>>68095907
Not going to save it though, that's just fucking weird and kind of the opposite of the point of a vasectomy.

>>68095901
best gta by far

>>68095827
See what I mean about mental health problems>>68095893

how do you lads make yourself happy after remembering all your failures?

>>68095912
did you fall for a phishing link or something? :/

See what I mean about being a passive-aggressive little bitch >>68095926

The bus just decided not to fucking come

Public transit should be abolished

Use the money to subsidize personal vehicles for everyone

>>68095927
by remembering my numerous successes?

>>68095927
Starve myself

>>68095951
delete this post mate.

>>68095923
>not san andreas

>>68095926
>>68095856
Funny watching the silly cunt get laughed at constantly on here though and why should I care if he an heros? One less paki in the world

>>68095968
hello nigger

>>68095969
>Implying interacting with british proles in the safety of my living room isn't a constant source of amusement to me

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hay thairad

hay thairad rara

hay thairad u there

>>68095941
pretty much, clicked a forum link and tried to sign in on it, was "secure.runescape" so I just assumed it was fine

fucking depressed so dont bully me pls

>>68095918
There is literally no reason anyone should be having kids in this day and age.
By the time anyone born today would be ready to enter the workforce, any job they might do will have been automated, unless they are some sort of super genius.

Really the only children that should be born are if they've been genetically engineered.

>>68095969
Just ignore it then, he fucks of elsewhere after a while when no one gives him the attention he craves

>>68095953
NOT good lad, i usually just sleep but then i wake up the next day realizing i did nothing at all.

had nothing else to eat so I just had mayonnaise spread on plain white bread

pretty grim 2bh, wonder if I've achieved runtus maximus yet?

>>68095951
>having successes of yours that are easy to remember

normie detected haha

>Alan
What a name

>>68095968
pleb

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>There is literally no reason anyone should be having kids in this day and age.
>By the time anyone born today would be ready to enter the workforce, any job they might do will have been automated, unless they are some sort of super genius.

>Really the only children that should be born are if they've been genetically engineered.

>>68096005
ah yes, if you have testicles then you must have kids, and the testicles' only purpose in the body is to make sperm

I've noticed that on 4chan saying nigger is like the ultimate swear word. Recommend using it as early as you can in an argument, it's guaranteed to shut them up for good

I'm unironically racist

>>68095983
>>68096031
quite simply: https://mtasa.com/
>>68096000
ใช่
>>68096003
You've suffered enough.

>>68096030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

>>68096039
shut up you bumbaclot

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Packing my bags now lads

>>68096020
Last time people ignored the paki cunt, he started spamming CP all over /brit/

Plus I'll do what I want. Not taking orders off you.

>>68096026
yup

>>68095967
would have deleted if you weren't a yank haha

>>68096039
It used to be the go to insult in every single fucking thread ever. Funny how things change.

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just got up

>>68096061
shant be reading your post

>>68096085
virus

>>68096055
No one is giving orders FFS. Just advice.

Ignore the raghead and he'll fuck off to the frog board to try and desperately convince them he's not a virgin.

>>68096085
virus

how long can we go on like this?

>>68096085
actual virus DO NOT CLICK THAILAD

>>68096085
virus

>>68096085
It's unironically the first I've heard of it.

>>68096085
child porn

>>68096085
virus

need to finish chapter 6 of my real analysis textbook (rudin) asap but severly lacking the motivation

>>68096034
Hatpost if you want but it's true.

People are going to become obsolete, and if we don't stop having kids the only other outcome is purging.

>>68096134
No one cares

Neck yourself

>>68096085
surely the janny wont be pleased with you.

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>People are going to become obsolete, and if we don't stop having kids the only other outcome is purging.

taking a shit lads

need someone to succ me bigly

>>68095599
Sadiq Khan only triggers inbred provincials, i.e. people whose opinions don't matter

t. one of the few remaining white Londoners

>>68096154
*points to your neck and makes a reeling gesture*

Spotted another paki, lads>>68096172

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Banter

>>68096172
rasheed

rate my laptop thailad

http://icecat.co.uk/p/hp/z3c97ea/notebooks-0190780763148-15-ay168sa-33417514.html

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY4TNvmchBg

bit of a tune lads

>>68096219
shall NOT be clicking that link mate

>>68096207
>>68096217
as inconceivable as might seem to you dumb provincial deanos , some people are both white and earn enough to be able to live in the greatest city in the world

>>68096219
virus

>>68096249
>London
>great

Paki confirmed

Been reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Open_Society_and_Its_Enemies
Starting to really think that George Soros (a man who dedicated his life to applying Popper's ideas, pretty much) is actually a good who is just missunderstood. Only people making 100K$/year or more should be allowed to vote in my honest opinion. That's the only way "democracy" can work.

>>68096219
neat, the only improvement I'd consider is getting an ssd.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saga_(comic_book)

>It depicts a husband and wife, Alana and Marko, from long-warring extraterrestrial races, fleeing authorities from both sides of a galactic war as they struggle to care for their daughter, Hazel.
>The comic was described in solicitations as "Star Wars meets Game of Thrones,"
>It has also been noted for its diverse portrayal of ethnicity, sexuality and gender social roles, and for its treatment of war.

His exact words were "It's not boring and racist, like that Alan Moore crap you told me to read".

>>68096249
Not you though, Ahmed.

>>68096249
Rasheed

just filtered algeria

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>ssd

>>68096275
Forgot to say, my brother told me he is reading this

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Your 12yo son comes home and says he gets regularly buggered by this greasy third worlder.

What do?

>>68096298
Redpill him with the contents of my /pol/ folder

>>68096298
kill everyone involved: the son, the paedo, and myself

>>68096298
cover it up for a good 15 years or so

>>68096275
Didn't anticipate just how preachy it would get but my God it ramped up quickly. Abandoned any pretense of trying to tell a compelling story a couple of volumes in.

>>68096298
Stuff blades up my son's fart pipe so next time Alan tries his dirty paedo raghead tricks he gets his little todger cut to ribbons.

>>68096268
will keep that in mind, ty

going to do a sleep. night lads

>>68096335
Have you read From Hell?

Would you say its better or worse?

I know they're completely different, but just humour me.

time to trim the ol' bodyhair lads

need to wee but too lazy to get out of bed

conundrum

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>just humour me

morning lads

you ever remember all the times you went out on the lash and the pull with the lads and you asked yourself at the end of the night
"i shaved my pubes for THIS?!"

>>68096408
pfm
also is it worth registering my Israel citizenship

>>68096415
Never shaved my pubes haha

Is that something that is expected?

>>68096408
'chines my good sir

>>68096367
https://youtu.be/j84eEjP-RL4#t=35

Well worth it. Better with desktops since you have bay space for a primary ssd for usage and an hdd for storage though.

>>68096420
fuck off kike, get out of my country

>>68096420
Fuck off jew

>sits beside me
>almost on the edge of her seat
>changes seats midway

Alri?

>>68096408
post le fuckfuck machine xD

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>>68096433
grandpappy was jewish la'

>>>/pol/

>>68096408
pfm

can't imagine having to explain /brit/ to the gf lads

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>>68096450
FUCK OFF KIKE
YOU ARE A JEW

>>68096432
what encryption software do you use, keeping in mind the nonce police could bash down your door ANY second

>unironic /pol/ tier antisemite
>develop crippling oneitis for jewish girl
what am i like haha

>>68096426
one time the girl was real happy with the trim, makes you look bigger too
i think its not a big issue though, just watched too much porno back then

Poo lads xD

The /brit/ project day 37: The subjects were quite agitated today with many confessions of volutary and unvoluntary infertility, trauma relating to parents' divorce and attempts at "jokes" I didn't quite grasp (note to self: investigate link between pakistan, paedophilia and algeria in proletarian british culture). I can't shake the nagging feeling that we are not progressing.

>>68096450
Fuck off frog posting jew

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@68096474
>>>/pol/
>>>/r/eddit

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>>68096504
>g-go back to /pol/
looks like you need to go back to redddit

>>68096494
Good gimmick

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Fucking cringing at this raghead

>>68096487
I dont have enough pubes to make it worth trimming

>tfw low test as fuck

>>68096504
Fuck off jew

>>68096529
he's a big guy

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21
unironically fuck off back to ledonald

>>68096529
>he doesent filter the paki
top lel

>>68096521
that's the most reddit image I've ever seen

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@yanks
@arsestralia
@kiwis

>>68095181
not sure if his neck is just right or too long

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>>68095913
SNAP

>>68096580
haha >>68096580
got you!

>>68096548
Not only are you a jew, your posts are terrible. Fuck off.

>>68096580
post Canadian qts

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>Hatpost if you want but it's true.

>>68096593
all me

>>68096593
shit gimmick

Have a good life but unable to bring any girls into it

Business plan: work hard until my mid 30s, amass funds and then become a sugar daddy for girls in uni

>>68096600
Good post

business idea: use vpns and a bunch of bots to shitpost as Canada and get the whole country rangebanned

This >>68096600
is a hatpost of
>>68096139

>>68096494
all algerians should be killed

anyone else hate canadians or is it just me?

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>the condition of this thread

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>im English

facebook meme pages are concentrated cringe

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96
keep giving me (you)'s la'
how new are you?

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would you smash this girl

would you gf her

I'd love to kick a canadian in the mouth right now

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>an opinion I don't like

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>>68096650
yes and yes

genuinely not gay but reading these greentexts on gif of guys making self purported tops insecure by dominating them and making them have prostate orgasms is giving me a half chub
>>68096629
i try xx

most canadian posts on this website are concentrated cringe

>>68096657
I feel the same way about Aussies.

>>68096647
Fuck off jew

>>68096667
really

why

r8 urself out of 10

>>68096657
>>68096647
>>68096641
>>68096635
>>68096629
>>68096614
>>68096604
>>68096668
>>68096677

SNAP

What nationalities do you guys have fetishes for?

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>>68096646

>genetically infertile
hmm

me on the camera
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480566076704.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480566076704.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480566076704.webm

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>Fuck off jew

>>68096680
why not

10/10

>>68096696
Definitely not jews

>>68096712

>>68096712

>>68096712

new

>>68096696
Vietnamese

>>68096696
sometimes french, depending on the day

>>68096700
Infertility is hereditary

>>68096696
England 2bh

>>68096697
rekt