/brit/

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cara

doing a yawn

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>>68093517

>>68093539
/Brit/tany Olsen

>>68093539
CORR

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doing

>>68093528
gay boy

>>68093569
Hilarious thing is I bet she was put at the front so they could get a great shot of her celebrating Clintons win

Doing a large poo lads

*tucks self in*

Night lads x

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the so called """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""gf"

Lads i need an honest answer, is it autistic if; when i get food i cant eat unless im watching a video on yt or the likes

>>68093604
*kisses you goodnight*

Sleep well :)

>>68093631
yeah, another giveaway is your obviously incorrect use of the semicolon.

>>68093629
thats not a gf thats a hippopotamus

What would you do if you met Kev?

>>68093604
*Rushes home after a long days work*
*Comes into your room*
*Sees you have already tucked yourself in and lying asleep*
*Goes to bed sad*

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tell me lads

why live if you can't marry someone this cute?

>>68093650
not reading your post mate

>>68093631
yeah, my body physically rejects food unless i am observing a television show. i've tried to eat with a series of fast moving photographs, but it just doesn't work. my stomach just knows, and vomits up the food

>>68093676
thats a man m8

is it gay to wank off with a bro in the same room if you don't look at each other? xx

>>68093631
I get this as well but with /brit/

Nothing better than sitting down than sitting down in front of the chon after a long day with a fag, a kebab and a can of coke. Cheeky zoot can be subsituted for the fag, depending on the circumstances.

>>68093539

PHOAR

>>68093687
same here la, its the strangest thing.
>>68093701
good lad

sent "alright" as my message to a tinder qt and she actually replied

>>68093701
craving a fag and a kebab now

>>68093687
Good post

Having worn suits to school and work for ten years, I can say with certainty the most comfortable way to get undressed

>take your jacket, tie and shirt off, hang them up
>lie back on your bed, preferably onto a duvet/doona
>as the duvet cools your back, raise your legs until you're in a fetal position
>at this stage you might fart for a bit
>untie your shoes as the laces dangle down over your head
>plop your shoes off onto the floor
>while keeping your back on the bed, pull your pants and socks off
>maintain the fetal position for a short while longer and appreciate the cool and comforting sensations

You've now taken off a suit in the most comfortable way possible

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>>68093713
fuck off yank

>foreign countries using OUR gimmicks
Not a fan
Feel like my arse is being kissed
Can't respect someone that doesn't respect themselves
Verdict: Filter posters with non-British flags that use classic /brit/ gimmicks.

i would do a sex with obamas daughters desu

How much personal writing do you do per day?

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>>68093701

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>>68093701
>smoking while you eat

>>68093742
bad post
>>68093741
good post

>>68093667
walk towards him

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Chatting to this girl and she is literally spasticated

It's like talking to a child. Just non-stop hyperactivity, more emojiis than words, everything is amazing, all the time. Is this what they're all like?

Treating this as a learning exercise, have no intention of getting with her.

whatever happened to my love for reading
going to read a book now, don't care if i'm tired.

Just did a search and rescue training today, lads
It was pitch black and a bit foggy so we couldn't find her for several hours

Had a good walk though

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the gf

embrace me

>>68093693
Oh fuck is it really?

>>68093799
she sounds easy m8, you should consider getting with her

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Where is my mind?

>>68093741
>not ripping it off like the incredible hulk, snorting a massive line of posh and proceeding to smash up the room while screaming your head off

Weak m8

>>68093823
HAHAHAHAHA you've been jerking off to a man this whole time

Standing with Palestine lads
You want me to ask him anything for you?

>>68093845
NEEDLE IN THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>68093818
I hope you're into polygamy because that thing is like 3 GFs

sup /b/

trips names my new cat

>>68093840
get out of the eye color thread LEAF.

>>68093859
Who is trips?

>>68093825
No

She's a massive slag and she's also talked a lot of shit about virgins without realising I am one. Fuck that for a laugh.

>>68093539
>tfw talentless sluts like cara or sersh can get famous but this gorgeous christian girl will never be in anything at all

jdimsa

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>>68093823
A very feminine man

>>68093848
>british 'humour'

>>68093873
>>68093859
>>68093831
>>68093760
>>68093757
>>68093750
>>68093721
>>68093719
fascinating

>>68093859
janny wont be pleased with you

>>68093848
Laughed aloud at this post

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HEY

BEEN TRYING
TO EAT YOU

thinking I'll have another wank desu the one earlier felt really good

>>68093873
tell her your a virgin and she'll probably fix that for you

stop being such a pussy and go for it

>>68093881
Id still bang "her" tbqh

>>68093888
interesting name for a cat

>>68093881
https://www.ashemaletube.com/profiles/293981/videos/favorites/

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Missing my old currency

>>68093917
didnt even notice 2bh

>>68093917
My two cats are called 'Trabant' (Trabby) and 'BIGMANSUCC' (Biggy)

I even have nametags for them

>>68093885
Pretty decent considering he was replying to some wankery about suits which wasn't even worth a (You)

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>>68093925

>>68093858
>>68093939
screaming

>>68093914
>>68093923
Pretty sure that's a real woman

>>68093676
Thats an underage tripfag if I recall,
boards.4chan.org/r9k/ she used to lurk

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>>68093858
hope you're into zero gains coz you're low test

>>68093946
i REFUSE to believe you arent this lad >>68093848

books read last month

>History of the Peloponnesian War by Thucydides
>Cyropedia and Anabasis by Xenophon
>Histories by Polybius
>Histories and Annals by Tacitus
>Commentarii de Bello Civili and Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar
>Parallel Lives by Plutarch

Listening to objectively the best musician to ever come out of the British Isles

Quick survey do you use a short or long a for the following words
>grand (as in 1000 pounds)
>grand (as in big)
>grand (as in before prix)

>>68093964
I'm sure your blobette has more than enough 'gains' for you

gagging for high fructose corn syrup

>>68093909
Nah you don't know. She was talking about this guy who fancied her and who she liked and he was a virgin. I asked her if she took it in the end and she said "ewww, no". Reckon she's got something against our kind, can't abide that kind of virginiphobia.

>>68093975
here my list lad

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mmm very impressive

just want somebody (female) to kiss and hug

>>68093994
>Grannt
>Grannt
>Grannt

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>books read last month

>>History of the Peloponnesian War by Thucydides
>>Cyropedia and Anabasis by Xenophon
>>Histories by Polybius
>>Histories and Annals by Tacitus
>>Commentarii de Bello Civili and Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar
>>Parallel Lives by Plutarch

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>>68093997
>taking memes on /brit/ seriously
fucking christ
i'd insult you, but it'd be redundant

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Jesus, would ya look at the time!

welcome back, depression

>>68094037
I won't, thanks

>>68093881
>>68093849

Fuck off give me evidence this is a man you cunts

>>68094015
good lad

also that emoji texting is a stupid/runt girl thing

girls that are a bit more sophisticated don't do it

>>68094025
haha i had a dream last night where i had a gf
it felt very real haha i just want to sleep forever

>>68094023
>>68094023
screeching

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got the ol' grey matter jigglin'

books read last month

>the unabridged diaries of sylvia plath by sylvia plath
>the bell jar by sylvia plath
>brief interviews with hideous men by DFW
>the entire harry potter series for the fourth time

I am totally not depressed haha xx

>>68094057
>>68094049
>>68094001
>>68093987
>>68093975
>>68093969
>>68093923
total fuckin whacker this kunt what a yobbo bogan drongo i hope someone turns his balls into bicycle pedals and backpedals them up his arse hes more useless than an ashtray on a motorbike i wanan go troppo and neck this kunt what a fucking poofter kunt

>>68094051
It's a woman

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Do a vocaroo

>>68094035
You have fallen victim to my En Passant

Or in your case, peasant

>>68094069
two of these were me if i'm being honest

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>>68094069
bad post

dating a camgirl lads

>>68094084
shan;t

>>68094059
me on the right

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> shan't

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tried watching some porn but it disgusted me more than anything

might do a cry while listening to synthpop tonight

>>68094078
Is this wingdings?

Looking over the 21st century

What would you say are the most major events of each year, lads? (I tend to look at a mix of news coverage and historic impact)

For me:
>2000: Millennium Dome opens
>2001: September 11 attacks
>2002: War in Afghanistan
>2003: Invasion of Iraq
>2004: Boxing Day tsunami
>2005: July 7 bombings
>2006: Pluto reclassified as dwarf planet
>2007: Mars Phoenix mission launches
>2008: Lehman Brothers crash
>2009: Somali piracy
>2010: Haiti earthquake
>2011: Arab Spring
>2012: London Olympics
>2013: Edward Snowden's whistleblowing of the NSA
>2014: Annexation of the Crimea
>2015: Refugee crisis
>2016: The election of Donald Trump

>>68094032
brainlet detected

you're posting in MY thread

get the FUCK out

>>68093975
>targeted myself to read 20 odd books this year
>got addicted to competitive gaming
>have read 4, down from 18 last year
JUST

>>68093925
>>68093954
Fucking EU shite, stifling all unique creativity

>>68094100
>"girl"

>>68094100
Same here, she's also a shemale with a big 10 inch black cock

>>68094116
link me some lets do it together aha

>>68094123
September 11 and Arab Spring

Everything else is irrelevant or a result of these.

if i could only reach you
if i could only make you smile
if i could only reach you
that would really be a breakthrough

My stomach got young dead orphans in it

I eat from trash cans at abortion clinics

slept yesterday without the radio on and slept much better

>>68094032
Holy shit that picture

good post by that lad

>competitive gaming
shrieking

>>68094144
This doesn't even rhyme mate

>>68094111
the trick is to get the ol' hormones flowing first

the only reason anybody likes porn is because they get a biological response and lots of pleasure from watching the disgusting bodies on screen

feels great, probably the only pleasant part of my day ngl

>>68094147
why would you sleep with the radio on

the

*thudd* *thudd* *thudd*

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>>68094069
Thanks for the (you)s x

>>68094162
so I don't have to think about my own life when trying to go asleep

>internet celebrity
screaming

>>68094054
Yeah she is a massive thicko ngl. Chats absolute shite 99% of the time. I have to scan every message she sends me for something worth saying back, its such crap.

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So lads, with 30 days left of the current year - where did you travel to?

need a bf to bum tbqh my willy is QUITE firm rn

>>68094123
2000 got a bonner
2001 ate some pies
2002 wanked to nigella lawson
2004 got a bonner
2005 walked around a park
2006 - 2015 are a blur
2016 got a bonner

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Would batter any of you runts

>>68094179
Your ma's gaff

>>68094051
the penis for a start

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Hi boys!

>>68094173
does make sense desu but is there a radio station comfy enough for that

>>68094162
Watch it mate or I'll go to Amsterdam and sleep with the tap on and drown the place

>>68094171
VERY impressive, #1.

>>68094183
pls be in ballina

was chatting to a chinese girl as she masturbated and she mentioned that she wanted to fuck me
don't think she was sincere though, plus she's in china

>>68094123
>Pluto reclassification
>Important

>>68094191
Nice

>>68094208
BRISBANE

>>68094179
Your mum like I do everyday

>>68094123
Ebola outbreak was pretty freaky for quite a while, thought it would spread

>>68094123
millennium tent? What the fuck was that about
obscene waste of money

I'm an e-sports athlete

play this one everyday as you grow older and less attractive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzCb4pperfM

>>68094179
Enjoying the sex tourism?

>>68094123
London Olympics, Millennium Dome, and Pluto really don't seem that important.

>tfw can only get off to sissy hypno and humiliation Joi

>>68094179
me mentioned

>>68094198
yeah plenty of phone in shows

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me on the left

>>68094216
hardly anything happened in 2006

>>68094254
me on my back

>>68094239
I've a missus, does sex in other countries with a so count as 'sex tourism'?

>>68094249
I've you booked again for 27th of this month ;)

>>68094179
haven't left the old capital territory in 13 years if I'm gonna be honest

>>68094213
I know a girl who said she'd have sex with me if I stuck a lynx can up my arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxLMr784l0Q

absolute belter 2bh

>>68094179
Romania

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>never left my state
aha yurokeks will never know this feel

>>68094179
Don't know if I've left my county this year haha

>>68094273
Well with your choice of destinations i'm surprised she hasn't suspected you of it yet 2bh

>420chan is still active
huh

Lay awake for 4 hours last night fantasising about being friends with a girl. Not even in a relationship. Just friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEpMj-tqixs

not a good song to listen to

wanna end myself now tbqhwy

>>68094224
>>68094246
Not much happened in 2000 or 2006

Maybe the Benghazi attack was the most important event of 2012 though

>>68094277
Why so?
>>68094298
Was it alri?
>>68094305
??

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>>68094268
good lad

Enjoy dropping in /brit/icisms when I'm talking to slags lads

Managed to get "doing a think" in today. Might go for ballbusting next time.

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>>68094315

>>68094330
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_(United_States)

Why do the BBC continue to employ the absolute simpleton that is Stacey Dooley?

>>68094318
Here, have some more music that makes you feel empty afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4_x063rhX4

this is my favourite female artist

https://youtu.be/Dwi9n1XK76Y

its funny when a virgin tries to banter you

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me in the middle

>>68094294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxodxUREFFY

this one's like 30x better

What are you watching, /brit/?

>>68094179
you have to go back, Lukasz

*literally flips your house*

>>68094330
It was alright. Some photgrophers were waiting at the airport to talk to Romanians about Brexit when I was coming back. They asked me questions (probably because I looked young) and I said I'm British.

Heard some Romanians talking about robbing houses in Essex on the plane as well lol

>>68094355
Nice piece of arse, and simpletons (like the BBC3 viewerbase) like simpletons

>>68094371
Talking to your dad were you?

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>there is unironically a person with the name Stacey Dooley

>>68094373
post pegging playlists pls

it's for a friend, he asked me to ask for him

>>68094376
the grand tour episode 2

bought $340 pair of Armani jeans lads hahah what am i like

>>68094332
lolz i know what you mean haha

Who /wanksinthebath/ here?

>>68094423
watched that last friday, its pretty fucking terrible.

Who /shartsinthemart/ here?

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me on the floor

>>68094441
only in your bath

>>68094441
usually wank in the shower then switch to bath
>>68094445
bad post

>>68094454
how the fuck do you shit like that

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should I not use this on my tinder pic?

even though I've got a great life (by /brit/ standards) I still wish I'd never been born

bit scared of death and all that

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>>68094386
Rugadh 's togadh mé i mBÁC

>>68094392
> robbing houses
Colour me surprised!

Who /poosintheloo/ here?

>>68094300
good post

>>68094485
The what?

redpill me on the red pill

public image ltd. > bauhaus

>>68094478
>not looking at the camera
Confirmed uggo

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me on the right

>Infowars is literally the most influential news outlet in the United States

tad unsettling this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrH9_RYVCRg

thread chune

>>68094503
It's for skinny, balding cucks

>>68094530
where did you get that from?

>>68094361
wow

really made me feel barren inside

ha thanks man

>>68094404

i wanna stick my dinky in her minge

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do NOT reply to this post.

Feel a rather strong urge to buy water filters lads

>>68094539
Must have used a lot of ink in your printer

>>68094540
his fat yank arse

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Alri lads. So I had the business idea to start a short comic strip a la Dilbert/Garfield. Someone at /fr/ suggested gambas/shrimp as main characters which I think is a pretty good idea. Humour revolves around moderately funny sexual jokes and existential questioning regarding humans seens as gods and what happens after you end up in a Paella etc.
Pic related is a quick sketch that says
>When you are going to surprise her with head but her pussy smells like human
That's the type of moderately funny humour I am going for.
What do you reckon?

okay i won't

>>68094562
I just pick from the money tree out the back xx

>petit cunni
nonce

>>68094543
no worries lad

hope you continue feeling empty and alone for the foreseeable future

giz a shout if you ever need a hand with that

>>68094558
Fluoride is good for you
t. government

>>68094567
>algeria
stick to jokes about jihadis

What would you do if you walked of with $1.6million today and were at large?

go to mexico of course, but then what?

Vid related: guy walks away from truck with 1.6 million in broad daylight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q07DG7fZDXQ&feature=youtu.be

>>68094540
several different internet traffic analysis outlets including Google analytics

>>68094624
Why would you go to mexico

>>68094609
Too polarizing and "Charlie Hebdo" tbqh but thanks for your input.

business idea: device that can easily spread hard butter

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>>68093517
Just watched Paddington for the first time.

Are Brits accurately depicted?

*accordions*

bit bored

might have my second wank
only had my first one an hour ago lol
not even that horny, just bored enough to play with myself repeatedly

>>68094633
get out of the US. police in mexico are way shittier and less surveillance and tracking

>>68094667
just microwave the butter knife for a bit

>>68094667
Just heat up your knife in the microwave

>>68094624
Nah id go to the Caribbean or somewhere

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Day of the Rake soon

>>68094667
business idea: device that lets you slap this plonker through the computer screen

>>68094567
This concept would get old fast.

>>68094682
Why not go to a third world south american shit hole with no extradition treaty

>>68094648
have the shrimps do suicide bombs, that's all you blokes do

>>68094687
hm yes very unique post

>>68094684
hm yes very unique post

How much money do you lads pull in a week?

Gimmick proposal: every time a Canadian posts we point out that his flag has a leaf on it

Cant wait to kick out all these Euro fags.

business idea: text message app that delays your texts for a few seconds so you can change your mind

>>68094707
dont know how i'd get there from the US.

>>68094704
Just like your mum

Gimmick proposal: every time an american posts we point out that he's a stupid smelly dumb yank

just did a fart lads. please give (you)s

>>68094747
gimmick proposal: yanks FO

>>68094745
6/700 a week

message to every australian itt:

do one

>>68094770
maybe abbreviate that gimmick for a quick response

YFO perhaps

>>68094704
You'd think a greedy cat or an engineer with a talking dog would get old fast too. The secret is to never be too edgy or funny but consistant and slightly predictable tbqh.
>>68094711
>that's all you blokes do
haha right

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shaved the no shave november beard off lads

it was about 2-3 inches long

>>68094789
new gimmick proposal: new zealanders fuck off

>>68094775
Whatcha do?

business idea: device that makes yanks shart when they're in a Walmart

>>68094811
*hands you a blank piece of paper*
i think you'll find these schematics quite feasible for mass production

Entrepreneurial proposition: pretend to be a self-hating yank so I don't get bullied.

>>68094811
bit redundant

>>68094808
Work as a spark, lift the dole and work in a pub too

im a fat dumb redundant yank

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>>68094804
gimmick idea: FONZ

imagine being an american in this day and age

Entrepreneurial proposition: Non Canadian posters gtfo.

massive choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LIO138Z-A

>>68094848
gimmick idea: don't fucking steal my fucking gimmicks or i'll kill you, then myself.

>>68094863
Alison is better tbqhwy

>>68094839
Nice, don't get caught. You'd be surprised, but the social are good at catching on.
My uncle used to be a detective for them. He used to photograph those on the dole while they were at work.

>>68094871
No they aren't

At least not here anyway

>>68094870
never reply to me again

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best new meme format desu

>>68094887
I'm just gonna give a fair warning. It usually takes anywhere from 7 - 13 months for a case to be built.

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>>68094848
>>68094869

>>68094901
was howling when i heard about the EU's """emergency meeting""" after trump got elected

>all these coalburners running around

don't know how much longer i can put up with this degeneracy lads

>>68094850
Hey I want you to check out this website.
Go to w w w dot reddit dot com.
And just check it out.

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guess who

ah yes
vegans in canada are crying about our bills now too

>>68094951
>>68094936
>>68094931
>>68094928
>>68094924
snap

>>68094961
It's the current year!

>>68094970
crackle

worst thing that ever happened to you?

just had a food binge lads

been eating really poorly recently due to a lack of appetite (maybe 1500kcals of pure carbs/day max) and I'd just cooked a bowl of pasta.

lost control and went into a bit of a frenzy after that, gobbled down about 4 slices of bread and a tin of anchovies. feel a bit better now though tbf.

>>68094978
birth

>>68094970
Your gimmick doesn't seem to be catching on la'

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>>68094936
you got me good bro

>>68094978
vague question 2bh

>>68094989
>>68094990
>>68095000
>>68095008
Snap

>>68095028
gimmick idea: icelandic gf with massive tits

>>68094978
Doubt anyone would believe me 2bh, I'm either the luckiest or the unluckiest guy on the planet.

>>68095044
dubs confirm excellent gimmick

>>68095053
do tell

>>68094978
9/11

>>68094978
A bolt of lighting struck down between my legs
Missing my bollocks by mere inches

Just Veet'd my gooch.

>>68095063
undecided on which is the worst (probably getting told to fuck off) but here's a list:

>stroke
>bacterial meningitis
>repeated joint dislocations (primarily the knees)
>tonsillitis (was pretty painful)
>twice failing my exams and having to take a year out >having to sleep rough a few times
>being told to fuck off by the family (mum had already fucked off and not spoken to me since I was a boy).

>>68095118
fucking hell mate.
glad you got through it all

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>Rice Race: Thai rice wins back title for best rice in the world 2016

SUPERIOR RICE

>>68095118
You have strong genes

You need to have children

>>68095141
not in the clear yet but hopefully this will be the last hard year for me

doubt I'll make it out of my 20s though haha

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started on my 'tism quest today lads

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>>68095062
>tfw used to know a saskatchewan qt with double G cups
>her family was rich as fuck and she worked at an airport
>she wanted to have lots of kids
>nothing came of it because separate hemispheres
ah yes, very good

>>68095170
*gives you some rice*

I-it's superior you know?

>>68095181
>>68095181
>>68095181

>>68095175
Did you just start? Some of those are easy. Albania posts all the time.

>>68095175
Me in the 104th row

>>68095208
yeah still searching as we speak

would be amazing to be born a normie

>>68093629
left is quite nice, right is no pls stop now

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Alri just dropped my second sketch. It says:
>-What's your favourite horror movie?
>-"Paëlla: the illustrated recipe". You?