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Midbest edition
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>>68093320
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>>68093320
Nebraska is my favorite
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>>68093320
>american canadians
>best
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>>68093343
I like the boring flat one most
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North Dakota
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>>68093350
>>american canadians

Aren't both Canadians and Americans the same?
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>>68093359
Indiana?

>>68093350
Better than u lol

>>68093360
South Dakota
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>>68093359
Which one!
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>>68093394
Kansas
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A L G E R
L
G
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>>68093390
No there are very small, but many differences
>>68093392
>South literally who
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i want pizza
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>>68093437
>Connecticumdump
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>>68093443
What kind?
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>>68093392
>>68093394
You know, the irrelevant one where nothing ever happens?
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>>68093443
extra mushrooms please
>>68093465
definitely Nebraska
>>68093457
hey now
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I wish I had some weed right now
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>>68093490
>hey now
youre a cumdump
get your game on
go
succ
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>people from New Mexico are called New Mexicans
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>>68093443
I made pizza for dinner
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>>68093465
>>68093490
>Liking Nebraska

>>68093522
Nice
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>>68093524
Really makes you think.
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>>68093522
And all that glitters is cum
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>>68093547
it seems very quaint
>>68093522
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>AMERIKEKS
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>>68093524
People from Maine are called Maineiacs
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>>68093390
If this was any other thread that would've triggered many anons. But there's 14 people here.


WAKE UP /CUM/
>WAKE UP /CUM/
WAKE UP /CUM/
>WAKE UP /CUM/
WAKE UP /CUM/
>WAKE UP /CUM/
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>>68093591
Do they call themeselves that?
I've literally never heard that before in my life
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>>68093586
beans on toast
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>>68093619
I read it on the internet. It must be true.
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>>68093614
Unless they tell me they're from Canada I honestly can't tell.
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>>68093586
canned christmas dinners
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>>68093460
i love mine with chicken breasts its called "miami" around here
>>68093490
definitely yes
>>68093527
that's great bon appétit honhon :3
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>>68093581
As do the Dakotas
And Kansas

t b h the center row minus T*xas is comfy
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>>68093663
Illinois is shit. Chicago dominates the entire state.
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>>68093652
delicious
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>>68093586
i love cara
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>>68093663
why do you always exclude Texas?
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>>68093685
>that
>fully cooked
wtf
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>>68093729
just microwave and serve
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>>68093751
that used to be my dinner most nights
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>>68093707
because you have god tier chicks and they are just jelly
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what is youtube trying to tell me
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man, everything is so boring
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I'm going medieval, lads. This is my final form.
https://youtu.be/l6forV0TFxg
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>>68093765
pls tell me you had at least mayo and some cheese or something
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>>68093769
You should be happy, that's the most common type on earth.

At least I'm a rare.
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>>68093707
>Hot as shit
>Stormy as shit
>muh longhorns
>We no spicerino no no no señor
>We are better than everyone else go Texas woo
>State is controlled by oil
>State has an aneurysm over a milimeter of snow

>>68093769
That you will never breed girls like chinks can
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>>68093770
Then what do you want to do?
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>>68093770
i go to hr there are always beautiful things and they are nice to me
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>>68093801
>mayo
gross
often it was just black pepper, mustard, or nothing
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>>68093770
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>>68093819
fukkin slut
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https://youtu.be/L4iDAqTglzQ
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>>68093821
>they are nice to me

That's because there is no flags Achmed.
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>>68093819
nothing, just sleep and sleep and never get up
>>68093821
yeah, sun and sand must be really good
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>>68093837
Love you too <3
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>>68093770
>tfw you are a boring person and don't get bored of it
time to grind for more shiny pokemon lol
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Is it safe to unfilter Chile yet
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>>68093884
no
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Dinner is served!
Everyone can take one scoop of veggies and one tong's worth of meat from the crock pot
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>>68093884
yes
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>accidentally send a text saying "record your pee for me daddy" to my dad and not my bf

;_;
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>>68093897
fuck you I'm taking two pieces of meat
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>>68093897
No thanks.
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>>68093907
Tell him it's to make sure he doesnt have testicular cancer
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>>68093907
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>>68093907
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>>68093853
maybe its because you are valued by the sole intrinsic worth of your post rather than misconceptions about your ethnic background
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>>68093907
>Your dad walks in and pisses on you
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Hallo
Salut
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>>68093924
fine, no leftover lunch for you
>>68093928
then you can make yourself a PB&J
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>>68093980
salut tu va bien?
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homosexuals should be put to death
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I see hoop earrings and think to myself, "chola"
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>>68093980
sunt eu, un haiduc
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>>68093959
That's what I mean, no flags means they can only judge you on your content and no /int/ memes.

pic unrelated.
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Morning /cum!
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>>68093999
Ma-ia-hii-hii
Ma-ia-huu-huu
Ma-ia-haa-haa
Ma-ia-hahaha
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>>68093980
comment appelle tu?
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>>68094021
don't call me achmed i hate it
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>>68094046
numa numa yay
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>>68094002
>virginia
>virgin
that one's quite the thinker
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>>68094046
bouchard?
>>68094042
what? are you putting a curse on me?
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Browsing tumblr lads
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>>68094094
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Another goodie
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>>68094094
Tumblr has great porn.
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>>68094002
no i disagree
>burger triggered hihihi
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>>68093972
Even though I love the idea of a 50 year old man inseminating me, I don't have daddy issues.

Pass.
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>>68094114
>not telling him
little shit
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how do you handle sick polack bantz like this?
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>>68094094
WE
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Have some Britain- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0
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>>68094129
You are sexually depraved
Fulfillment never be upon you
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>Gadafi wrote in his famous GREEN BOOK..“the Black Race will rise and conquer the world”.he is the only Arab leader who came public and apologised for the contribution of Arabs in the enslavement of Blacks even though he was never a part of it….Gadafi knew the real history ..that blacks are Gods ..that long before slavery all races and people of the earth worshiped Black dynasties..the world was ruled by Black kings and Queens…Gadafi knew that one day Blacks will unite and organise themselves and claim their place in the world..
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>>68094055
What do you prefer?

Omar? Ahmed? Mohamet?
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>>68094094
#woke
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>>68094121
I didn't believe this at first but it is true.
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>tfw I found a video of a pregnant woman getting shaved, pissing, and doing anal years ago
>i've never found it again
ah the days when I would delete the search history on devices that only I would use
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I'M A SURVIVOR I'M GONNA MAKE IT
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>>68094034
Me near the window
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>>68094129
But does your father have son issues? Is he strong enough to overpower you?
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>>68094218
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Why is city housing getting so expensive? It feels like the US housing market is a game of running away from the next hot market
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>>68094236
>no fun allowed
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>>68094236
Where do you think you are
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>>68094199
Good thing you have not found it. May God's Light shine into your soul
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>>68094247

Foreign investors snapping up anything they can get their hands on on top of continued urbanization of the population
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>freezing outside
>heater in the dorm doesnt work
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What does the average college girl like most:

>tequila
>vodka
>rum
>beer

I need to buy alcohol before I go back to school.
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>>68094212
This pic here is me and my squad.
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>>68094276
>getting cold
pleb
>>68094272
If he really loved me then he would have given me that video back
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>>68094274
I HATE CHINKS
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>>68094283
Drinking fruit juice and pretending to get drunk so they can reveal their true slutty nature.
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Snow's nice
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>american art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26R9KFdt5aY
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>>68094293
you're the one in the nut hat
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Summoning by enticing offering
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>>68094316
I love winter clothing!
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>>68094274
That honestly enrages me, out of all the issues out there in the world, that one pushes my buttons more than most.

They are stealing our homes because of their own nation's instability. This should be stopped or regulated, but even protectionist Trump isn't probably going to do jack. In fact, I think he would encourage it because it brings in cash
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>>68094353
>skirts
>winter clothing
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>>68094293
Tru- I'm handsome, right? r-right? At least my mom says I am
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>>68094337
>sweet potatoes
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>>68094283
Not rum, nobody young drinks that unless it's with coke.
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>>68094381
you shut your fucking mouth
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>>68094369

left: cute
right: no fun allowed, probably is into pegging
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>>68094276
>Freezing
60 degrees isn't freezing pussy

>>68094369
Damn you're such a wuss
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>>68094362

Just move to another city and let them enjoy their assets drop as the bubble pops
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>>68094369
Nothing wrong with skirts
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>>68094416

>60

try 45 + wind chill
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>>68094369
why are women so temperature sensitive.
Many times I've sat in rooms where groups of women complain it is "way too hot" or "freezing cold", and it all feels mild and the same to me
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>>68094440
>Still above freezing
w u s s
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>>68094443
Weak and feeble constitutions.
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>>68094440
>45 + wind chill
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>>68094440
>45 + wind chill
>freezing
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>>68094382
I know I'll get some tequila because I saw that my female house mates liked that.

Do girls like straight vodka? I do...
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>>68094218
No, you sound like those 40 year old guys I used to skype with back when I was 17.

Nasty.
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>>68094473

t. 3 layers of sweaters in 67* weather
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>>68094440
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>>68094477
>Do girls like straight vodka?

Yeah because they are drinking to get wasted not for the taste.
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>>68094464
why aren't they muscular, asthetic, and domineering like we are
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>>68094440
>45 + windchill
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>>68094488
for your information it's 56 and all i have is a light hoodie over a tshirt
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>>68094521
Okay good, me too.
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>>68093390
canadians are americans without the shitty parts
basically canadians are nothing like americans
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>>68094167
preferably no generic durka sounding ones
i will let you know i have a very original and rare name
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>>68094353
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If I look at loli on a university wifi will I get in trouble?
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>tfw no mexican gf
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>tfw mom is taking forever to get back with my ruffles
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>>68093838
wtf whose helicopter is thta
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>>68094572
no
t. degenerate
>>68094561
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>>68094524
Because they've grown soft after being provided for. I'm glad I don't need their company, I don't miss it or anything.
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>>68094603
The Ukrainians'?
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my mom is bullying me again
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>>68093320
>postan from best west
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>>68094572
Yes
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>>68094590
Bro, you can't let her get away with that shit. Make sure to take a crap in her bed while she's sleeping tonight, to teach her a lesson.
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>>68094617

haha nerd
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>>68094570
Mohand?
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>>68094617
Curb stomp that bitch.
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>>68094617
Did it give you an erection?
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Can you imagine if all the white men who landed in America had sex with all the Natives there.. and those became the "Americans"?
The world would not be the same and none of us would have a computer right now. Fucking Spaniards where did it all go wrong
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>>68094570
Billy Bob?
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>>68094443

Women run 1 or 2 degrees colder than men on average actually, in terms of body heat
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>>68094663
fatty/10
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>>68094611
>ukrainians
>into helicopters
please
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>>68094663
Kinda fat/10

the way she did her makeup and her facial expression make it look like she's a stuck up bitch
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>Moving to SD? Here's some Advice!
>Don't

>>68094622
yeye
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>>68094663
6/10
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>>68094643
The Spaniards were conquerors. We were colonists. The Spaniards didn't bring over women because they didn't need them for conquering.
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>>68094663
5/10
there is as many girls less attractive than her as there is more
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>>68094683
>stuck up bitches with raspy voices
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it's funny because it's true
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>>68094482
>Nasty
Sounds like you loved it you whore
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>go to vending machine because hungry and don't want to talk to people
>see a slot where a snack is half hanging out
>put my money in and type in the code for that snack
>two snacks fall down

Today was a good day desu
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>>68094663
Not a very good picture, could be 5-6 or something.
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just did a fart lads
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>>68094681
Leftovers from the Soviets
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>>68094699
'Twas a mistake on their part, m'friend.
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>>68094663

hiding her upper arm fat/10

Apply yourself, nigga
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@68094737
>>>/brit/
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>>68094276
>living in a dorm
>not living with your parents
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>>68094781
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>>68094794

If I lived with my parents, id have to commute 8 hours everyday
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The Canadian people?
I'm not a fan of them
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>>68094816
I still <3 you Finland
>>
>>68094816
Me neither. Faggots, the lot of them.
>>
The suomi people?
I'm not a fin of them
>>
>>68094794
Man I love my family but i've been with them for over decade, it's tiring
>>
>>68094816
>so asian that ya flag a plus sign
like lmao
>>
>>68094794
>mfw living with the folks in college
>mfw mummy made me a hot mocha to take with me for my drive to school
>had a beer with pops during the game

Living at home is the best.

>>68094815
Don't you have a college in your city?
>>
Not quite a fan of the mongol desu senpaitachi
>>
>>68094847
leave him alone
>>
>>68094816
>2-0

Still laughing about it
>>
>>68094838

no, and the closest one is a community college
>>
>>68094728
No. I liked the rush of having someone old enough to be my father be perverted, but bringing up incest is disgusting.

Incest is only acceptable when it's with a same sex cousin.
>>
>>68094864
That's too bad.
>>
>>68094114
lololol trump is stuped ecks dee
>>
>>68094847
): Not all Finns are bad
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>>68094868
I couldnt have said it better
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Which one of these tequilas do girls like?
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>>68094868
that's wrong
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>>68094897
Awww, Mexico is so cute :3
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Now rate THIS Canadian grill
>We just matched on Tinder
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>mfw my mom tells me that at her family gatherings when she was young everyone spoke yiddish
>mfw I was a kike the whole time
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>>68094908

just get cuervo and stop overthinking it
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>>68094918
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>>68094868
I actually agree with you there, just being an ass. Father son doujins just don't get me going.
>>
>>68094918
If she lost some weight she'd be a qt
>>
>>68094927
Okay, I think I saw my female roommate drink the gold one of that brand.

ty
>>
>>68094918
Warmth in the Winter

Shade in the Summer

9/10
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>>68094908
Reposado or Añejo.
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>>68094918
>introvertie sociable geek
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>>68094940


Why is this even a discussion?
Jesus, I just came here to mock some silly Canucks. You cumfuckers are weird and I'm NEVER coming back to this cesspool.
>>
>>68094955
"Sportive" was the kicker for me
>>
>>68094965
you were never welcome anyway.
>>
How would a kiwi fair in the US with a computer science degree? I want to live there but it seems like the wild wild west.
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>>68094965
bye bye
>>
>>68094987

probably pretty well

you speak english, and CS is an in-demand job
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>>68094965
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>>68094987
>computer science degree
I snorted
>>
>>68094987
You'd be shot dead in your first week.
>>
>>68094987
we have way more demand for programming/it jobs than we have people to fill those jobs, so probably ok.
>>
>>68094987
CONTINENT'S FULL
>>
>>68094947
How does it feel like?
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>be Canadian
>match up with girl near you
>99 miles away
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>>68094987
You would get shot the hour you got off the plane.
>>
>>68095021
sry i miss typed, I meant house mate I guess
>>
>>68094987
The one Kiwi I knew thought we were all retarded but was doing fine. Very popular bc accent/weird slang.
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>>68094954
Hmmm
>>
>>68094987
KIWIS WELCOME
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>>68094918
>sportive
>>
>>68095039
What?
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>be Australian
>match up with girl near you
>4000km away
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>>68095077
holy shit can't even make this shit up
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>be New Zealander
>match up with girl near you
>she's on your roof
>>
>>68095037
I am disapoint...does she bring chad over sometimes?
>>
>>68094918
UPDATE: She unmatched me
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>be /cum/ poster
>dont match up with any girls at all
>>
>>68095086
Only match I've got on tinder was with a trans girl. Gave up after her nudes were too manly.
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>>68095075
jus thikig bout stuf
>>
>>68095100

delete this
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>>68095077
Wew thats a lot of kilomemes
>>
been working as designer for nelvana in toronto for about 3 weeks now
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>>68095100
delet
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>>68095100
DELET
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>>68095003

Before I leave for good I have to note that it's obvious you are all being xenophobic and racist against Asians like me because of that racist asshole Donald Trump inspiring you into a foreigner hating frenzy with his fiery twitter chatter.
Well I'll have you know that xenophobia is no way to go, we're all human beings with feelings except the Canadians of course. You have to open your hearts and minds or the hate will suffocate you.
>>
>>68095100
b >>68095105
t >>68095105
f >>68095105
o >>68095105
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>>68094987
HOW DID YOU GET SO MANY RESPONSES
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>>68095112
Oh, it's ok.
>>
>>68093320
needs more trees, or rocks, or hills, or something? just a bunch of flat fields.
>>
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>>68095130
yes yes, we know
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>>68095100
Now you know why I've never used it.
>>
>>68095100
that includes you dummy
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Average Canadian girl on Tinder in my experience
>>
>>68095144
stop posting that every thread fapposter
>>
>>68095140
enjoy your orkneys then you queer
>>
>>68095157
Quit giving me excuses to use it.
>>
>>68095154
>5'2
not fit to lick my boots desu
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>>68095149
That's because I already have a gf and dont need your israel psy op app
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>>68095154
>>
i could beat Trump in a fist fight any time
>>
>>68095182
post proofs
>>
>>68095100
I've never used Tinder. Does it actually work? Is it true that every girl who uses it is a crazy psycho bitch?
>>
>>68095038
I've heard from kiwis who have been there that only the tourists that come here are retards and that when you go over there most people are friendly and good to talk to.
>>
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In case you thought I was just kidding about Canadian girls
>>
>>68095199
You need a baseline of attractiveness but if so, I've heard it works.
>>
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>>68095196
Just try it Juan
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>>68095137
Still ruminating.
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>>68095211
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Goodnight /cum/, have a nice Dream
>>
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>Hey anon! You got that suntan lotion handy? It's made in U.S.A. you know
>>
if you had to move to a third world country, which would you choose and why?
>>
>>68095198
I already posted a photo of her here once 2bh, you're not getting another
>>
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>>68095211
>pansexual unicorn
>>
>>68095259
I hear Englands nice this time of year
>>
>>68095259

england
>>
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>>68095211
Saving these for next time some Quebec fag acts like Montreal isn't lefty.
>>
>>68095259
UK.
>>
A-am I still welcome here? I love Canadians and Americans ;___; I even love Mexicans!
>>
>>68095259
Argentina
They're white
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>>68095242
Goodnight Chile!
>>
>>68095242
All my dreams are nicer than reality senpai. nn
>>
>>68095285
Espoo in loo
>>
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>>68095285
>I even love Mexicans!
What's THAT supposed to mean?
>>
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>>68095285
You are, just don't go burning down our villages please.
>>
>>68095285
Yes.
>>
>>68095259
england, no doubt.
>>
guns are legal in the united states
>>
>>68095307
chi
>>
>>68095298
>oyster bay
>>68095307
Aren't they the Spanish speaking future of the USA?
>>68095311
>>68095312
Thanks based lads<3
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>actually unironically using tinder
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>guns are legal in the united states
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>>68095283
This girl was pretty weird
>>
>>68095322
Thankfully.
>>
>>68095285
Love algerians first and maybe we will bring this discution back on the table
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>Thankfully.

(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>68095339
>Sexuality and gender student
Golly, the French word for slut is awfully long
>>
new
>>68095363
>>68095363
>>68095363
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>>68095357
>>68095354
>>68095343
where the memes at
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Justin Bieber is my favorite Canadian, he has though provocing lyrics:

[Intro: Nicki Minaj]
Yeah, Young Money, Nicki Minaj, Justin

[Verse 1: Justin Bieber]
Show you off
Tonight, I wanna show you off (aye-aye-aye)
What you got
A billion could've never bought (aye-aye-aye)

[Pre-Chorus: Justin Bieber]
We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight
I want to show you all the finer things in life
So just forget about the world, we young tonight
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya

[Chorus: Justin Bieber]
Cause all I need is a beauty and a beat
Who can make my life complete
It's all 'bout you
When the music makes you move
Baby, do it like you do

[Verse 2: Justin Bieber]
Body rock
Girl, I can feel your body rock (aye-aye-aye)
Take a bow
You're on the hottest ticket now, ooh (aye-aye-aye)

[Pre-Chorus: Justin Bieber]
We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight
I want to show you all the finer things in life
So just forget about the world, we young tonight
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya

[Chorus: Justin Bieber]
Cause all I need is a beauty and a beat
Who can make my life complete
It's all 'bout you
When the music makes you move
Baby, do it like you do

[Verse 3: Nicki Minaj]
In time, ink lines
Bitches couldn't get on my incline
World tours, it's mine
Ten little letters on a big sign
Justin Bieber, you know I'mma hit 'em with the ether
Buns out, weiner, but I gotta keep an eye out for Selener
Beauty, beauty and the beast
Beauty from the East
Beautiful confessions of the priest
Beast, beauty from the streets, beat will get deceased
Every time Beauty on the beat

[Break: Justin Bieber + (Nicki Minaj)]
Body rock (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Girl, I wanna feel your body rock (let's go, let's go)

[Chorus: Justin Bieber]
Cause all I need is a beauty and a beat
Who can make my life complete
It's all 'bout you
When the music makes you move
Baby, do it like you do
>>
>>68095354
I've never met any Algerians. But I guess you're based
>>
>>68095339
Boring.
>>
>>68095211
Why is it whenever you see a chubby chick in a tinder profile, they have to mention they play some kind of sport? Bitch, you're not fooling anyone.
>>
>>68095379
Thats cute we forgive him lads right
>>
>>68095199
You need to be chad incarnate as a man on it desu
Every man just swipes right on near everything and girls get their pick of the bunch. Read a study in which like 20% of guys got laid off tinder compared to 90% of girls
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>shamanism
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