Non fucking machines edition
cara
is a slag
might do a post
might not
Got called a racist in greggs earlier lads
stop posting in /brit/
>>68091677
she's quite the runt
>>68091677
>>68091706
>>68091719
>>68091728
>>68091730
get out cunts
>>68091730
Cracking post
ballbag
>>68091746
bad post
>>68091772
good post
I say Sydney, you say ____
Sydney!
been out of the loop for awhile lads, whats the story with this tim byrne fella
>>68091809
>Cara Delevingne
enjoying a post-work doner 2bh
can I take asylum here?
>>68091820
don't let poo peeland see this
>>68091809
she's a cunt desu
>>68091669
Is this female version of jim sterling?
>>68091834
have never had a kebab desu
>>68091834
>when old mate cuts off the less desirable parts of the doner kebab
waow fuk
>>68091868
>Liechtenstein
>>68091847
Why
someone make a new gimmick already aha
>>68091860
har har har har
>>68091834
local specialty is donair meat pizza
>>68091906
bionicle stole maori words and triggered your abos
Guys im seeking the hottest pic of Maise. Help a lad out.
>>68091922
literally the first time I'm hearing this
>>68091942
god dammit
>>68091834
>red sauce on hot crisps
hmmmmm
>>68091944
one of my favourites
>>68091951
In 2002, several Māori tribal groups from New Zealand were angered by Lego's lack of respect for some of their words which were used to name certain characters, locations and objects in the Bionicle storyline.
>>68091874
don't start lad, doner is too good
R8 the car lad m8s
>>68091944
http://cfake.com/picture/Maisie%20Williams/6722/1/p0
absolutely NEED a penthouse apt in 432 park avenue
gf is texting me about her depression again
state of her 2bh, I've got real problems like not being able to buy food or pay the fare to visit her and I never bother her about it
test
lads my folder is very big, making it difficult to find the right images now. how do i fix this?
Let's get some proppa bangers in righty-o?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBgArsOUbEo
teeth are going wobbly
going to kill myself
>>68092018
What's with women and getting sad? Every d*mn day too
>>68092036
put mor folders in ur folder
depositing my bollocks into one of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj_Jiio8IkE
>>68092037
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfRCMHBqRPI
>>68092036
As someone who has 100+ fedora pics, you're almost certainly but a beginner to me.
Alri lads, just finished at the gym, r8 my pump
>>68092041
>Going wobbly
Crowded?
Why does google.co.uk display heights in metres and centimetres? Do they not know we measure height in feet over here?
>>68092063
only have 700 pictures after i reformatted, but it really is a pain to find the right image. cba to sort them all aha
>>68092078
i have multiple oc fedoras, that you will NEVER have. so dont EVER reply to me again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbcyJjIRZhw
new calyx & teebee
>>68092064
who are these imposters
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/top-baby-names-2016-reveals-9364002
>>68092016
ah yes
o alri
>>68092114
going loose
>>68092134
wew nice
what's this subgenre called? it ain't neuro is it?
>>68092125
not in London where everyone is a jf
>>68092148
i would jump off aha
>>68092154
alri seppo
>>68092126
>i have multiple oc fedoras
Being the subject of those fedora pics doesn't count sunshine <3
https://www.fb.com/viralthread/videos/609766529196034/
ah yes
such an interesting look into the mind of women
>>68092167
Toothloose, kick of the Sunday shoes
Haha
>>68092016
How much was that going for again? $100 mil ?
>>68092148
mate look at the floorplan for the penthouse
it's absolute fucking insane
68092203
shall not be reading your post
Is it fair to say that Chinese people are less empathetic than British people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUar-NVGmFw
neurofunk luv
>>68092205
closed the window as soon as straight white male was mentioned
68092228
>post
Stopped reading right there
>>68092229
They most certainly are
>>68092222
$82mil on the website, nice quads btw huni
>>68092016
>>68092227
for $90m you get practically nothing
wouldn't even buy it if I was some insane saudi billionaire
68092248
>/brit/
didnt read a single word
>>68092250
There is always balance in life, so if they have less empathy, they must have more of something else - but what?
>>68092271
why the anal beads around her neck?
>>68092261
68092276
>/int/
Closed the tab right there
>>68092170
closer to techstep i'd say
also got artists like signal, war, phentix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mkMOl7QAx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgX2oFsCJsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evzobq1z2us
India's supreme court has ruled that the national anthem must be played in every cinema before a film is screened.
>>68092298
fuck that
just fuck that
no
>>68092303
>>68092286
People
>>68092300
allied, cern, dlr, hydro
list goes on
>>68092325
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38155630
>Judges said the order should be enforced within 10 days and audiences must stand when the anthem is played.
>>68092303
The first and only time I will agree with the Indians and say we should copy them
is it gay to like ballroom dancing?
Me on the forklift
This is Ubisoft's staff in Montreal
>>68092342
but what does it sound like
>>68092298
kek
>>68092360
yeah
>>68092227
I'd much rather have the quadruple full floor unit at 220 Central Park South with the 650 sqft outdoor terrace.
http://ny.curbed.com/2016/5/5/11597548/nyc-most-expensive-condo-220-central-park-south-250m-robert-stern
>>68092364
me in front of the forklift
>>68092365
lol suuure
>>68092365
>my field is unironically 87% women
looking forward desu
just planked for a minute
feel like death
>>68092365
He died for nothing
>>68092341
ccln
>>68092365
suspicious
What do rich people do
>>68092414
why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhxuFmA8NlA
neurofunk
wish i was mega rich so i could own all these mad properties around the world
currently hiding in the handicap bathroom so I don't have to a meeting
>>68092435
was really hard
whole body was trembling during it
>>68092472
aha you have a job? i bet you have money as well ahahahaha
>>68092481
taken out of context this sound really gay
>>68092379
>16 bedrooms
for hwat purpose
>>68092496
haha
>>68092457
Id just buy a go-cart track
>>68092495
Being paid to poo rn
Might have a wank while I'm here
>>68092516
haha madlad send some money my way ahaha thanks lad
>>68092514
>>68092457
would retire to miami and do bacardi cup and key west race week and all that
>>68092516
so you are on a bussiness trip to India I see
>>68092457
I'd buy an island and a herd of goats and raise the goats on my island
My house would be a bunker or something like from lost
lol
>>68092546
Skyrim? Completed it, mate
started shagging about and realised that I'm terrified of knocking some girl up
think I'm going to go celibate until I can get a vasectomy
no respect for "men" who work in offices desu
might go to the club on my own Friday
what do you think
How I see it:
We are dragged down by our emotions. Sadness, envy, self-concious, shyness, etc
So why don't we get rid of our emotions?
Anybody else want to go through with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU3RbFb7rZQ
me
>>68092529
Hmm..
>>68092425
anything they want
>How I see it:
>We are dragged down by our emotions. Sadness, envy, self-concious, shyness, etc
>So why don't we get rid of our emotions?
>Anybody else want to go through with this?
No respect for "people" who do manual labour desu.
>>68092558
teach me how to shag about
>>68092575
kek
fresh new trim
>>68092558
Done it man
Nbd
taking my daily dose of Brain Force™ lads
No respect for "people" who do nothing but sit around in front of a computer screen all day desu.
marvin gaye was one of the greatest male vocalists of all time
>>68092595
be good looking
be witty when texting
get tinder
>>68092589
Seriously
Think about how much we could achieve if we gave up empathy, shame, and other emotions
We'd all be much more successful people
>>68092625
ah i've got the last 2
oh well guess its the grave for me
>>68092406
Nursing?
>Tfw doing manual labour in an office
too scared to eat in public cos i think i might have the virgin chew
Women are not solely for pleasure
They are solely for procreation
>>68092623
he was a bit gaye though
>>68092626
So like a stoic then?
You're wrong to be distainful towards emotions, you feel that way because something is wrong in your life.
>>68092638
tinder is chock full of girls that look like they got out of a circus nowadays so it might be more accessible
didn't used to be this many minging girls on there
Deleted my tinder bec I have no good pics and taking selfies is mad gay
>>68092665
god bless
>>68092656
Elaborate
>>68092365
that's just the women
there's lots more men
>>68092673
stoics weren't disdainful to emotions you jerk
>Women are not solely for pleasure
>They are solely for procreation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKHYwGZO3L8
banger
>>68092673
t. soft cunt
>>68092610
how? doctors apparently won't let you get it done here until you're 30 or something
not overly bothered about not shagging again until I'm though, the main thing was to get rid of the virgin walk/chew/talk
>>68092368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
cop or na?
>blocks your path
heh... nothin personal kid
genuinely blows my mind how there are people over 18 that haven't lost their virginity.
>>68092739
*shakes hand and goes for a beer*
>he does the virgin walk
the gf
I lost my virginity when I was 21
Could've lost it at 16 if I wasn't autistic
Being autistic and ugly is a true curse
>yes yes....
>let's see...
>another hatman! eeehehehe!
>that'll show 'em!
>>68092739
KILLER QUEEN
*erases you*
Y-YATTA ZO
>>68092741
this post is very problematic, please delete it. thanks mate.
>>68092766
bit weird of you to call my gf "the gf"
Before giving up emotions
>go to club
>see girl you want to talk to
>drink enough to gain the courage to
>stumble over your words
>shes not interested
>don't talk to any other girls because you don't want to get rejected again
After giving up emotions:
>go to club
>see girl you want to talk to
>approach her
>you're level headed because nervousness is not something you know
>charm her
>take her home and shag her
>>68092767
font
Fuck, Marry, Kill
>>68092787
but you can do that with emotions
just stop being a nonce?
Literally don't get why having a neck with tumours is considered /fit/'s goal.
want to die lads
imagine that
>>68092739
*pulls his cock out and compares it with mine*
heh... not bad
*rubs our cocks together until we both cum*
*mixes our cum together in my hand then wipes it on his face*
now we're cum brothers
*pats him on the shoulder and walks by*
>>68092738
You lucky bastards can buy new cars for half the price that we Icelanders pay
>>68092787
That's only giving up negative emotions. If you give up all emotions you have no way to deeply connect to her, thus limiting your chances.
>>68092802
literally look like milf versions of
>>68092802
kill fuck marry
>>68092827
>those teeth
nah
>>68092802
fuck aubrey. the other two can piss off.
>>68092834
only real options tbqhwy
ROOOOOOoo
>>68092814
Wrong
Its not hard to connect over something
Infact, its all about "vibes"
You need to radiate good vibes for people to like you
>>68092811
good post
>>68092802
snuggle snuggle snuggle :3
>>68092834
this
>>68092855
That might be true if you want to go all Patrick Bateman about it, yeah, but what would be the point of the relationship beyond a one-night stand without any sort of love to it?
>>68092843
>wouldn't stick willy in Rashida Jone's brown butthole
>>68092802
F, K, M
love all of them
>9gagballs
>>68092855
lmfao you stupid fucking piece of shit
>>68092909
me top middle
>>68092909
aha me on the left
>>68092802
Well hello there m'ladies. I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting. I'm Anon, but you can call me Anon [pause for laughter]. I'm sure we'll get to know eachother very... very intimately. Soon too. [reaches out and gives each of them a couple of headpats] Yes, I can see this is the beginning of a very mutually beneficial relationship between us all. Waiter? Yes, bring these women some olives. Courtesy of me. [turns around and walks off in a strong manner, cape dancing with each step]
Woke up 8 hours ago and haven't eaten haha time for a toke and a snack hahahah
>>68092987
I didn't know Americans could live that long without eating
nothing is fulfilling
>Well hello there m'ladies. I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting. I'm Anon, but you can call me Anon [pause for laughter]. I'm sure we'll get to know eachother very... very intimately. Soon too. [reaches out and gives each of them a couple of headpats] Yes, I can see this is the beginning of a very mutually beneficial relationship between us all. Waiter? Yes, bring these women some olives. Courtesy of me. [turns around and walks off in a strong manner, cape dancing with each step]
>>68092997
did not read a single word
No sleep tonight
>>68093015
same
>>68092997
pffffHAHAHAahahahah
>>68093003
>falling for the obvious hatbait
>>68093015
>>68093020
What's the matter?
>>68092999
well if even nothing fulfils you, you'd LOVE something
Vibes lad
Don't be afraid to say hello or compliment a stranger
>it's a stupid woman banging on the bathroom door episode
Fucking hell just use the regular washroom with your runt kid
I hope she's not still out there because I want to get back without a scene
is it gay to check out men? In a no homo kind of way
nicked some of the quality street my mum hid away for Christmas
>>68093030
>getting tricked by his meta-hatbait
ELEMENTARY
>>68093032
fucking exams mate
>>68093056
Have you tried procrastiwanking?
>>68093048
how long were you in there haha
3.5g of the 'nets strongest cocaine lads
>>68093050
Are you very self-conscious?
Do you worry a lot about the way you look?
lads im trying to use the bathroom but some autistic canadian sperg has locked himself in there for the past hour, going to call security soon.
I like playing White Rabbit when high
LIke dUDESm hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibaZsVlkuQg
ch00n
dnb night out in 2 weeks
excited
>>68093054
>getting tricked by my meta-meta-hatbait
Ah yes, the famous Australian banter
>>68093082
No and no
>>68093032
>>68093020
Exam in the morning, doing my study so I am
lads give me a video to watch OR ELSE aha
*walks away from computer*
>>68093094
n-nani??
>I thought we were British then we got this DNA test and I found out I'm Italian so now I beat my wife and fuck my sister!
I fucking hate these DNA testing ads on tv
>>68093106
Then you are just gay
>>68093032
He's irish. When anon goes to sleep, the drinking stops and the hangover starts.
Was beginning a wank and then decided not to
Very proud of myself lads
>>68093074
doesn't help and I have trouble studying in the day so I stay up the nights
>>68093108
>studying the night before
runt life mate
sort it out
>>68093138
Save it for the sheep, amarite?
Haha
is it gay if you're turned on by an Icelandic bully?
>get really horny
>go into an internet chatroom looking for grills
>no grills
>decide a trap will do
>look for crossdressers that call themselves female names and act like women
>get a Mexican trap
>add "her" to skype
>really horny so tell "her" my phone number so we can have phone sex
>his voice sounds like one of the deepest I've ever heard
>can't imagine him as a girl because I can only hear his voice which is extremely masculine
>decide to hang up without saying anything
>blocked his number and deleted him on skype
>will never do that again
How's your day going then lads
>>68093117
>Americans thinking they are British
Don't believe you
british lads > yank lads
>>68093117
maybe they just found out they were northern
poo peelandsers>auslards
>>68093153
fucking hell what a calamity of a poof
>>68093182
Don't need your approval mate
FOY
>>68093165
british lads > yank lads >>>>>>>>>> australian lads
>>68093130
I'm literally drinking haha
>>68093193
liking traps is NOT gay
Lads > Dudes
>>68093205
all me
>mfw canada
>>68093198
shant be reading a word of this post
never encountered near this many common connections before haha
haven't read a SINGLE post in this thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/11771528
http://www.strawpoll.me/11771528
http://www.strawpoll.me/11771528
i could easily pick up women in england
>>68093216
what about when he puts his dick in your mouth?
>>68093274
you look like a proper runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IcBOv9Wljg
tune
>>68093278
thats gay but I'm the one that gets my cock sucked desu
Do you like women wearing hats, /britain/?
>>68093278
>his
>>68093302
so he'd be the bender but then you'd be getting a blowjob from a bender which would also make you gay?
Thinking of starting a moderately funny comic strip a la Garfield/Dilbert lads. Post ideas for characters/context that I could develop recurring stories on.
>>68093216
Imagine a woman who is in a relationship with another woman who is very butch
She dresses like a man, her hair is short and her behaviour is masculine
Both of these women are lesbians. Correct?
want to shoot my sperm inside a fat english slag tbf
Have decided to fire-down my neurons for a temporary rest.
>>68093297
literally lmaoed out loud at the title lol
>>68093302
wouldn't a trap what the succ as well or can you just fuck them, jizz in their mouth and leave?
post some ASMR that sounds like sucking a willy please thanks x
>>68093297
>comments
>people actually debating if it works
Humanity is done
>>68091677
i came here to post this.
Business idea: create an app just like tinder, but streamline it even FURTHER
Only allow matched users to send 10 messages each before a tickbox appears that requires both parties to tick 'I want to go out with you this week'
If the box is not ticked, then the couple is unmatched
>>68093337
also wondering
>>68093341
fat chicks
>>68093326
I can see where you're going with this, and let me just say I don't appreciate it.
There is a 0% chance anyone could tell Bailey Jay was born male if they didn't know it before seeing her.
>tfw born in 1990
sometimes i feel like an old age pensioner around here tbqh. but i've been on the chon for years, so you little children can choke on my aging cock
>>68093385
surprised this isn't an american posting this
Why was Cara so popular?
>>68093385
Top yourself
>>68093385
I bet she smells like freedom and diabeetes
>>68093406
the country is full of dumb cunts
>>68093406
Because she's pretty in an uncommon way
>>68093325
Bump
>>68093406
hes inspiring
Got a sweet Asian chick, she go low, mane
I have torn open the very fabric of the universe and seen what's on the other side
You are NOTHING compared to me.
>>68093406
She's exotic looking
>>68093409
baby dick
>>68093395
i am
>>68093415
low test
need to buy clothes that actually fit me
>>68093377
oh yeah?
you want to shoot hot, sticky cum in a man's bottom do ya?
>>68093406
She has that ayy lmao mystique to her.
>>68093455
>man
nah mate thats gay
>>68093387
Tell me, mate
Why don't men who want to see a feminine person not choose to seek out the femininity in women rather than the femininity of men?
>>68093471
why did you want to know the answer to this >>68093337 then?
>>68093077
Like over half and hour
>>68093499
traps arent gay
>>68093516
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2292643/four-men-a-year-hit-by-blackmail-plots-online-after-stripping-off-for-women-on-webcams-blackmail-commit-suicide/
Reminder lads, DO NOT trust fit birds over a webcam. Dont be like Ronan
>>68093475
I think deep down we know they're really men and we want to fuck them as some sort of alpha-male type thing.
I actually talked to one once and they flat out admitted that was the case. They loved being dominated as some sort of submissive being.
>>68093475
pornography addiction
>>68093552
I figured it was related to the concept of domination and submission
I'm drunk and have an exam in a few hours haha xx
>>68091669
Where does Jeremy Kyle find such ugly anglos? People on Maury are models in comparison.
>>68093609
good luck rofl
is it gay to wank off with a bro in the same room if you don't look at each other?
ah yes
>>68092261
someone shop a jet heading towards him