/cum/

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>>68089165

IM Dirty Dan

Who else in need of weed?

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>>68089165
Who you calling pinhead?

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>you will never live up to your mother's expectations

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>>68089188
>his president is justin trudough

lel

>>68089216
t. Pinhead
I'M DIRTY DAN

More like knocking out French pussies edition

>>68089227
just go to the store and get some, it's not hard

have not bathed today

>>68089275
same, night bather master race

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>have not bathed today

>>68089052
She's said she would, but I can't do that to her. She's successful, and she's worked really hard to get there. She'd be better off with someone whose success matches hers.
>>68089243
iktf
Mom wanted a Chad. I'm kinda conventionally attractive, so I think that it breaks her heart even more that I'm a basket case.

What country has the most innies per capita?

i also played eu4 for seven hours

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>>68089165
Did someone say Dirty Dan?

I'm actually Dirty Dan guys, seriously

listened to kyary the whole time

>>68089313
neckbeards are too pure for fleshlights

that's more of a dudebro thing

>>68089313
>Carhartt shirt
Is he a neckbeard or just a bearded redneck?

>>68089420
>dudebros using fleshlights when they can fuck girls and their bros
>NEET losers not using fleshlights

>>68089423
Is there a difference?

>tfw no one ever messages me on steam

Trying to lose weight lads.
Just overate. I didnt know rice had so many calories.
I probably went 500 over my goal.

Every day at around 3PM, I start to chill and get extremely tired. I'm almost incapacitated by 3:30PM, and I don't recover til 4:00PM - 4:30PM.

What the hell is going on?

>>68089451
Dudebros use both

neckbeards use anime

>>68089467

pick a girls name and change it to some esport avatar

>>68089249
>ju$tin Tru-Dough

rate my rapper name

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>be canadian
>be stupid

>>68089495
Yeah, they shove their fleshlight in the plushy of their waifus and go hard

>>68089527
lol

>>68089467
this morning my malaysian friend messaged me to tell me he was gonna fug my ass

>trying to teach my dad how to use a smartphone
>he says "hmm yea hmm yea"
>then he gets angry "AH STOP I DON'T CARE ANYMORE I'LL USE MY OLD CELLPHONE"
why are old people so stubborn?

>>68089458
>pseudo-intellectualism
vs
>anti-intellectualism
Yes, they are definitely very different things.
>>68089476
Sounds like a sugar low.

>tfw forgot my workout clothes at home so I had to spend $40 on some shorts from the school bookstore
Fucking jews

I could really go for some McNuggets lads

>>68089572
>he didn't just go hard in his jeans like a big-dicked bad man

HOW DO I MAKE FRIENDS?

>>68089572
>>68089611
Two types of people desu

>>68089653
Be funny but not annoying

>>68089653
>leaf
You cant

>>68089653
what for?

>>68089653
I am currently reading "How to Win Friends & Influence People" by Dale Carnegie

will report back when im done

>>68089653

pay people to hang out with you

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Unironically eating a corndogger rn, buds.

Pretty fucking good, might have to zap up a couple more.

i unironically have no friends (AND NOT WILLING TO MAKE ANY) and sit alone in the back of every class room AMA

>>68089749
Whoa, you guys have schools out there in sandnigger land?!

>>68089695
I'll try my best.

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>>68089749
You're so cool. Can I suck your cock?

>>68089653
Usually best friendships are made by fighting with someone.

>>68089799
I'm going to fuck you up

/cum/ map

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625

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I just napped through my afternoon lecture for the second time this week

i am so so stupid no wonder things have escalated to the point they did
i ought to be imprisoned for my own good

>>68089837
where did everyone go ?

>>68089830
You don't, I have a gun and İ load it with explosive ammo.

>>68089881
suicide most likely

>>68089847

great life choice

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Am now accepting resumes for the position of best friend. Hurry before the position is taken.

>>68089787
yes and they are one of the best in the continent which still suck by international standards
>>68089797
I am a little girl you can't

>>68089837
What's this how does this work

>>68089918
>he didnt take the bait

Stay awesome, Algeria

>>68089897
I am gifted with the ability to make excellent life choices. I am prosperous.

>>68089952
You can add a marker where you live and find /cum/bros who live near you.

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>>68089897
I can't stop!

>>68089918
you are very beautiful

>>68089913

>23 year old white male
>degree in computer science, honors
>2 years experience as someone's best friend
>19 years experience as someone's friend
>enjoys skiing, ping pong, and video james

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>2016 keeps killing off good people

ITS NOT FAIR

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>>68090025
hmm, very nice. Frankly you might just be over qualified. I'll have my receptionist get back to you.

>>68089891
>implying your shithole country has freedom

>>68090074
Good riddance, another obesity spreader dead.

>>68090106
>implying your shithole country has freedom

>>68089837
Added mine

>>68090025
>ping pong
you probably think you're pretty good but in truth you'd be effortlessly defeated by me.

>>68090114
fuck off commie, that mans a national hero

>>68090106
>he buys weapons legally
Ayy lmao.

>>68090114
Watch it, bud. You're tapdancing on thin ice.

>>68089994
thanks you are great friendo
>>68089913
flash dick may be we will discuss our friendship

the doorbell just rang

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>>68090114

you'll pay for this

the soil of Azerbaijan will be saturated with the blood of your people for this great insult

>>68090205
DON'T OPEN IT

>>68090074
Oh man and this GOAT movie is coming out soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBIxg3XiBaw

>>68090195
>>68090143
>>68090210
>celebratin a man who gave thousands a heart attack in a form of synthetic untasty shit
You love being good little cucks, aren't you?

god dammit texas, not again

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Uh, what made the last thread get all janny'd?

>>68090246
Welcome back, Chile

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>>68090205
It is Sailor Moon, let her in!

>>68090246
Chile please
you used to be a qt poster :(

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>>68090074
big mac is a good sandwich

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>>68090263
that's it

>>68090263
>not supporting those who facilitate social Darwinism
Naw, bud, you're a moralcuck.

>>68090205
i panic every time my door gets knocked on

>>68090293
VERY FUCKING RUDE CHILE

>>68090198
Why is Algeria's country code dz?

>>68090269
>>68090274
>>68090264
not me, i'm peacfully playing some CK2>>68090334

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>>68090325
*knock knock knock*

>>68090348
How's your game going?

I hope I make friends with my dorm mates this time.

>>68090374
Just b yourself

>>68090322
>supporting killing of fine working class people
My Mauser 96 would like a word with you, capitalist scum.

>>68090367
started as a count in Ireland, conquered all of the minors and then inherited Scotland, my ruler is inmortal and I'm currently trying to kill him so I inherit Denmark

>>68090338
most likely because the local short form is pronounced DZair (DZA-YER)

>>68090365
reeee

it's always something bad like the maintenance guy wanting to come into my apartment

>>68090374
I hope you don't

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>>68090365
stay away from me

>>68090429
woa woa, calm down that's very rude

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>>68090405
>my ruler is immortal

HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN TEXAS SHOULD BE BANNED FOREV TBQH

Hit it fergie

>>68090404
*shoots you with my walther P1*

>>68090374
how is this done

t. in same situation as you i think

>>68090410
TIL

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>>68090423
You have to let me into your apartment there is maintenance to be done

>>68090464
*catches the bullet*
You came into wrong neighborhood, kiddo.

>>68090405
REEEE

>>68090448
I don't like Canada

it is getting chile in here

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mmm

>>68090463
man siger ikke nej til bootiye

First Sweden, now Chile.

Still keep asking myself why these threads attract the lowest of the low

>tfw having a mini meltdown right now

I've never been this scared and anxious in my life before
I wish I was a kid again

>>68090525
canadians are for hugs and kisses
HUGS AND KISSES

>>68090600
What's wrong anon?

>>68090580
>someone who has eaten candy their entire life and hasn't gotten fat will suddenly get fat
Degenerate fetish

>>68090600
Why are you having a mini meltdown right now?

>>68090625
He discovered Santa isn't real.

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>It's an angry shitposting Chilean thread

>>68090453
reaper dlc
>>68090520
I already fucked your Queen
>>68090599
he's might be some cunt from /lat/ ignore him
>>68090656
not again

>>68090615
NO! Canadians are for sucking Cuban dictator cock and stealing maple syrup from

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Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

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>>68090662
>>68090671
the great battle...... begins...

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Calc 2 exam Tmrw I skipped all lectures because I got an A on first exam.

I tried to do practice exam today and couldn't do one problem.

I'm fucked.

which of the Paradox games is best for someone new to them

>>68090713
Yep, have fun

SUPER qt girl was eyeing me today

How come this shit didn't happen when I wasn't married?

>>68090600
What happened?
I'm on the same boat, think I'm heading for a 3rd meltdown if anxiety keeps up like this, I had a panic attack earlier today.

>>68090149
We fought. We're best friends now

>>68090723
Victoria 2

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How do I get an asian gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGCo_P0vtzA

>>68090723
>paradox "games"
Don't look into the abyss of autism, young man.

>>68090723
eu4 for conquering, ck2 for fucking around with dynasties

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38162497/inventor-of-the-big-mac-dies-aged-98

R.I.P.

>>68090791
>>68090742
Based Chile

>>68090770
Step 1: go to Asia
Step 2: Don't be ugly

>>68090708
him
>>68090704

>>68090770
go outside. They're everywhere here and they love BWC

>>68090723
eu4

>>68090770
She really loves herself

>>68090770
jus b you are self

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>>68090794
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>68090806
They only want Chad
Not average guys like me :(
>>68090799
>Step 2: Don't be ugly
...

>>68090794
Who cares I'm a Whopper man myself.

>>68090839
>t. HatiANO

>>68090794
Big Mac is shit.

Bring back the Angus burgers

>>68090818
you have any lesbian stuff

>>68090848
Don't sell yourself short. I'm far from a chad and have had plenty of asian gfs.

>>68090848
>They only want Chad
>Not average guys like me :(
There's one sure way to get a girl, m8.

*walks into /cum/ for the first time*

urm..wow didnt realise the name was so literal haha x

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>>68090919
I'm 21 and never had so much as a female acquaintance

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>>68090946
FUCK OFF BRIT

>>68090908
*Anus burgers

where is the fucking janitor?

>>68090404
>referring to working class people as a social other
My Remington and Mossberg think you should fuck off, bourgeois shithead.

cum is impure for my innocent eyes

>>68090968
FOY

>>68090959
I was 19 before I even held a girls hand.(the last 5 years though have been an orgy of pussy though) Some of us are just late bloomers anon

>>68091021
*sucker punches u*

BOI YO ASS SHLEEP

>>68091039
How did you do it?

>>68090990
>implying I implied that
My friends mr. Heckler and mr. Koch say you are a faggot.
Also, jokes aside, I'm an only working class scum in my family, lmao.

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>>68090988
>wanting janny

>Israel and Chile double teaming /cum/

>>68091028
AND STAY OUT
[spoiler]call me[/spoiler]

>>68090988
He didn't fly so well.

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>>68091004
It's not usually like this I swear!

lol porn

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KILL ALL GAZA CHILDREN
>>68091073
israel is our greatest ally thought

>>68091059
>3) We got bigger dicks.
>7) A black chick wouldn't date a white boy. On the other hand, white girls would drop their white boyfriend anytime for a black guy if given the chance.
i agree

>>68091065
I got /fit/

I'm not that handsome but im not a manlet and once your body looks good enough you'll get girls at least willing to talk to you which improves your social skills and that starts an endless feedback loop leading to pussy

>>68091108
hIlO mExIcAnO

aRrIbA ArRiBa

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>>68091073
>you'll never tag team baja chan with fellow /cum/bros

>>68091132
Were you fat before?
I'm just average stature so I don't know how much of an improvement it would be

>>68090988
who?

>>68091099
This one sucks, they're not even doing anything for most of it

>>68091142
:3

gonna find a good movie to watch while i eat my leftover costco chicken pot pie lads

>>68090988
in /brit/

he's an absolute runt of a cunt he bans anyone within seconds there but goyim machine porn and shit stays up

and everything here stays up it seems

>>68090818
GET back to /brit/ you damn TRAITOR

man, janitors are so useless

>>68091160
Yeah I was a fatty

Average is fine but get cut. You'll at least draw more attention to yourself

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I bet you all miss the gayposting now

>>68091264
Don't worry

If a new /brit/ gets made 1 SECOND before its arbitrarily allowed, he's here quick as lightning

>>68091328
what are you some kind of faggot?

>>68091328
yes

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>>68091360
ye

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>tfw filtered texas and jewland

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>>68091408
haitiANO on the right

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>>68091395

>>68091408
>filtering things you don't like
>not discovering new things about yourself

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>>68091395
prove it

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He's back

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>>68091468
I habba bf and we do lewd things

>>68091504
Please top

Gays make me uncomfortable.

>>68091428
hmm

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>>68091504
prove it

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>>68091528

>>68091528
*punches u for being homophobic*

>>68091565
I'd rather stay far away from you tbch

>>68091578
There's nothing wrong with having a phobia. fear does not have to equel hate.

>>68091528
wtf that's not progressive you should go back to the middle ages how is being gay wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pmMZDko60

>CANADIANS

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>>68091613
Because they're fuckin faggots thats why

>>68091599
Are you sure?
You don't wanna go get a coffee?

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New England bois can succ better than girls~

>>68091613
It's not "wrong" per se. I just don't like it, I feel like a piece of meet around them.

>>68091657
I'm gonna need some evidence. pal.

hey running group anon how did it go?

>>68091703
he died

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>>68091712
;_;7

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>el haitiANO and the robot jew are here

>>68091835
Don't cry, we're all going to die eventually.

>el HATIANO on chile proxy

>>68091654
can you explain your point without sounding cheap immature or uneducated or just plain rude
>>68091688
i agree its a matter of taste

Gotta go out to get my drinks and food for the night friends.

Going to drink do drugs and play Hearts of Iron III alllll niiiiight.

>>68091835
cana-chan?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
Its that time my dudes
Post what you're listening to

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I knew we couldn't trust Chile

>>68091930
https://youtu.be/XJO3OVGAAr0

>>68091917
I can't play vidya drunk.

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>>68091971
we should have listened to you anon

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>>68091928
no sorry i just use his images alot

>>68092010
You need to find the right game which gets you in the mood. For some reason Red Orchestra does it for me since I can get into the mindset of a drunk slavshitter peasant

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>>68091890
The rise of homosexuality and the special status that has been associated to it by the left in general has led to emotionally dependent attention seekers pretending or placebo-ing to be homosexual for privileges, identity, or some substance to their nonexistant character
And in turn, their attempts at aggrandizing themselves has led to a very bad reputation amongst the LGBT community of being special snowflakes incapable of lifting a finger before resorting to ice cream consumption to soothe their estrogen fueled tears

I.e. Gays are faggots

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>>68091930
https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY

>>68092053
Fuck, I completely forgot about RO

I might have to reinstall it and try it drunk, I got plenty of vodka lying around.

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>>68092062
If traps weren't drawn as flatchested girls with dicks homosexuality wouldn't be as much a problem 2bh

>>68092103
The vodka drunk where you just get aggressive and don't give a fuck works well for that game. Especially on the bot servers

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me (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

>>68092053

RO is damn good, can't wait for RS2

>>68090979
What did he mean by this?

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>>68092150

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>>68091971
I'm pretty sure it's just a proxy, but yeah, it hurts.

I read an article recently that said that in New York many homos were sad that they could no longer have sex with straight guys anymore once being gay became an identity instead of a disorder

really makes you think about the northeast

JANNY YES

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>>68092150
n-nani?

>>68092122
I want to kiss you

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>>68092180
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/how-to-have-gay-sex-without-being-gay-965

>>68092150
Neither can I
[IT AINT ME INTENSIFIES]

>>68092225
thats it

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>>68092178
That's how it all starts.

New flag/namefag comes in all friendly n shit, gains favor within /cum/, next thing you know he starts blasting the place up.

I wouldn't be surprised if you're just a big ruse preparing something big.

>>68092150
What's RS?

another interesting article about this topic

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2007/05/the-kingdom-in-the-closet/305774/

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>>68092249
Rising Storm

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>>68092249
Rising Storm

Used RO2's engine but was asymmetric warfare in the pacific

>Guadalcanal
>Hear nip shrieks
>"BANZAI"
>7 people charging me with bayonets
>mfw

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lads...

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder

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Kat is forever my Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational main and there's nothing any of you could ever hope to do to change that.

>>68092338
>literally who? Literally what?

>>68092062
that's factually not true you're being deceived by the payed shills that give homosexuals a bad name by waving their pricks to anyone who is willing watch most gays in real life are competent functioning members of the society that generate wealth to the economy and have a stable emotional life with a consenting partner of their choice i am not saying the two are somehow correlated my point is that they do not defer than any other normal person
tey just don't like the same things you do get over it

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>>68092363
That's what I am saying
Most gays are normal

Now? Not so much
Youngins are pretty fucked up

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>>68092293
>Being a squad leader and leading the charge with a katana
>Cut down a flamethrower and BAR gunner before I succumb to the flames

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>>68092358
You, my g**d tawdry Reddit sir, are certainly no connoisseur.

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gonna listen to kyary and play eu4 tonight

>>68091971
>>68092038
>>68092178
that's not me

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>>68092329
JUST A PRANK BRO
https://youtu.be/InwkOsralnA

>>68089653
Coerce them into friendliness, if that does not work; harm them.

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>>68092486
That's what you would want us to believe isnt it?

>>68092524
>Colombia
>voting for peace in process
>vote no

Sounds about right

everyone in the world is a shadow of my former self. I am the final form of man, the penultimate but certainly not the beginning or the last.

>>68092405
teenagers are stupid and impressionable that's old news
i believe you are too concerned about a tiny fraction of the population which has little to no relevance or impact in your daily life that's your right to think so i am not going to lecture you about freedom and all that jazz what do i know after all

>>68092553
It was a waste of time, it was foolish of me to think we could change.

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>>68092579
Apparently not much, because these teenagers aren't changing and are becoming the new face of the LGBT movement

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>>68092535
why would I hate /cum/?
if I started to hate it I would just quietly leave

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>>68092614
>hate something
>leave it alone and do no harm to it

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>>68092614
>not going out in a blaze of shitposting
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

just playing some fallout newvegas.
im a qt blonde with a 1950s style haircut and im handy with a gun.
also just installed path of exile because im a poor fag.

>>68092690
me next to osama

>>68092687
why would I harm it?
it really doesn't make sense
>>68092690
no, I would prefer to die early

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>>68092693
>not being a melee fag

I have mastered the art of dance

>>68092608
you are blowing things out of proportion they will grow out of it or become decent gay people as long as they sustain their life style in privacy you have little to reproach them

this isnt the good kind of gayposting

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>>68092819
homo sissy slut
Get horny

>>68092786
They're actively being encouraged to do it in public and this encouragement isn't going to convince them to change

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>leave /cum/
>come back
>follow clues
>chile had another chimpout
>look at archive
>324 posts

ayy

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>>68092819
you want this kind of gay posting?

"Hey America-San, please stick dick into ass"

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PICK YOUR RACE WAR THEME FOR YOUR WALKMAN, BOSS
https://youtu.be/K_-tBTfemMQ

ban guns

>>68092865
Burger-san*

Also, is not good enough.

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>>68092846
>>68092865
much better

>>68092901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K00Qul7Af28
>>68092915
same shit, let me make it more gay
"BURGER-SAMA I WANT COCK INTO ASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU PLEASE SIT ON ASS"

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>>68092913

>>68092819
s sorry i am that point of my life where i literally have nothing better to do than argue shitdicks late at night on a turkmenistani dab rating bulletin board
this is what my life boiled down to *dabs*
>>68092846
common sense will prevail at some point everything will return to the mean

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>>68092865
i love this go on surprise me

/cum/ would be high quality if it weren't for Kansans...

>>68092992
no, I don't want to trigger a gayposting fest

>tfw no craneposting Azerbaijani

>>68093007
>Kansans
>Existing

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Kill Fuck Marry

>>68093075
kill the shrew in the middle, fuck the one on the right, marry the cutie on the left

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>>68093075
Fuck Connecticut
Marry my bf
Kill all Californians

>>68093075
kill muiddle
fuck left
marry right

coasties can't roast deeze

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>>68092865
If you insist

this communist bottom bag making me hack
where's da quadruple og panziergrendier kush at

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Shit, that was fast...

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>>68093104
oh you

this is what i listend when i'm not sober:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19cjbe48B94

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>>68093075
>tfw I always thought Aubrey Plaza was a half chink or something

Puerto Rican, huh...

>>68093139
No.
>>68093160
fuck, what did I DOOOOO

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*hangs all the gayposters itt from cranes*

>>68093181
>a fucking leaf

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>>68093181
>Toiletflag thinking he has the authority to touch me

>>68093191
what?

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>>68093179
>No
>Thinking you have any choice in the decision
I'm literally raping you right now

>>68093217
what?