/asean/

petromax untuk ts

>>68088996 Goedenacht, hoe gaat het?

>>68089032
goed, meneer

What do you guys talk about all day? We just talk about no gfs, stormfronting and memes

>be Japanese
>get melancholy

i wanna be born in other asean country

COCKTAIL

Selamat Pagi

:)

>>68092538
selamat Pagi, adakah anda dalam kerja-kerja sekarang?

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>>68088996
hi asean

>>68091066
>be born in a shithole
>die of starvation, neglection or murder
yeah nah m8

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Left or Right ?

Need an indo gf.

>>68094089
It's still better than dying of suicide

Im here
Do your liberal shitposts redditcuck

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>mfw commies and moros parading their shit again
>tfw urge to ram them intensifies
what is with them and causing traffic?

>>68094188
>not choosing the Viet compromise

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>>68091066
>born in asean country
>cant fuck thicc japanese milf

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>>68094188
Mainland SEA

>>68094451
>>68094343
Marcocuck butthurt tirade this early?

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SEA Disney princess when?

>No college degree
>Be Neet

What NGO can I apply to and earn some cash?

>>68095647
Work at a factory or be a salesman

>>68095647
take an exam for civil servant on march cunt
then just corrupt the people, invest them and then quit.

>>68095647
Become your own boss, drive with Uber today.

>>68095753
Tfw low level govt people are all scared being corrupt on Dutdut admin.

>>68095753
>Not riding the gravy train to higher office.
Weak.

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>>68095559

>>68095791
good luck if you don't have any backing bruh

>>68095753
>not joining BIR
>not being a happy tax collector that just puts on numbers on excel and shitposting

>>68095647
Duterte death Squad

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>>68095753
>Work using people's taxes to pay my own taxes

Brettygud, I guess there's hope for me.

>>68096073
>10,000 a head
it sounds so tempting desu famalams

>tfw government employee
>30k per month
>free foods from meetings and seminars
>sit on desk shitposting on 4chan
>get 13th month pay
>holiday with pay
>only accomplishment this months is i suggested a bidder in a government contract
Pay me up tax payer cucks i need my 1080 sli this month

>>68096103
If you live on QC do you also work in QC area?

>>68095647
why not go to college?

Or do you have go to a senior high bullshit first?

i heard if you graduated on 2012 and you want to go to college you would have to go to senior high now

>>68096158
kek tesda is his only hope tho they are more effective in training OFW's imo

>>68096103
its the ultimate gibes me that life

>>68096145
I live somewhere else
I would if i found a cheap town house near circle

>>68095789
only if they are not part of the PDP laban

you know how it goes

>>68096212
>they are more effective in training
seriously why cant colleges do more practical training instead of just teaching things and not demonstrating how to do it?

>tfw a new co worker who is fresh from college doesn't know to fix a fucking fuse
>tfw a tesda worker is more efficient

Do girls have wet dreams?

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>>68096158
I quit my cummerce course at utot sabay tae on my 4th year cause it bored me to death, I was pretty much sports gambling in school, and started investing in businesses and started a room renting business.

Family is nagging me to go back to school cause Im lazing around at home yet I also plan to do forex and stocks this year when the profit of investment after 5 years returns on January and result into more neetdom but they wanted me to get out of my room more and become wageslave instead of acting like someone thats already retired.

Why is /asean/ so sinophobia?

>>68096345
>I also plan to do forex and stocks
do you have a capital of five hundred thousand?

Because if you have that money you can basically buy some stocks enough for you to not work since passive income is something that most Filipinos haven't discovered yet for some reason.

>>68096280
it depends on what course, nursing, PT, have practical trianing
you can even get to birth a child on your shopmore year

when I say training I mean people who weild metal to how to put bed sheet covers more effectively or how to get the stains out

or how to file your visas and stuff

>>68096418
its not just new tho

chinks here are associated with cheap poisonous stuff, cheating, drugs, money launderers, gambling

>>68096435
I had capital of 400k back in 2011, Dunno if it grew enough to reach or surpass 600k by now with the investment back then.

>>68096535
index funds man, Invest in index funds and continue your neetdom.

looks like college pyramid investment scams have found 4chan

kek

>>68096627
only if your stupid enough to trust stock brokers instead of applying as a trader yourself.

>>68096651
it still possible tho once the company disappears
they you're in debt

>>68096689
thats why you always monitor. Besides the PSeI these days is comparably better and if you really want to make sure then just invest in safe stocks and have your investments automatically pulled out the moment the company hit the low.

but honestly it demands paranoia trading in the stock market

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>>68094451
those commie priest and nuns kek

this was yesterday tho most of the rallies happens after work so the traffic is not as damaging econimically

maybe for the night shiftfags

>>68096103
What's your initial pay for being a wagecuck for the country?

>>68096756
compared last year PSel is very unstable for the last 3 months

>>68096798
>guys forgive and forget okay? Jesus says so but not Marcos, you must not forgive okay?
These nuns should practice what they preached.

>>68096867
depends really, but economic forecast says the spending next year is gonna be huge so their is chance you can leeched on it until it crashes and burns

the right timing and opportunity is essential.

>>68096535
If you are a newbie on investing, why not try UITF first. It can be a guide in investing in stock market in the future. Big banks have UITF and you can monitor your investment online. With UITF you don't need to think and research extensively which companies/stocks to chose, the FUND Managers will do the work for you.
Minimum for UITF is 10,000 initial investment. You can learn more at banks' websites. I invested in BPI UITF products, they have short term, and long term policies. Read and study before you invest. Assess your goals and capacity.

>>68096884
should we just forgive pinoy and delima then?

marocs shits never really ask for forgiveness or admission or elase they will go to jail
instead they deny it like some delude nutjobs

>>68096914
talking about now tho not the forecast

>not being a quad gold member in UNO selling boxes of glutathione soap for 100k
You guys are literally the same tier as beggars

>>68097005
>marocs shits never really ask for forgiveness or admission or elase they will go to jail
because they do not own the sin of their father
besides any 'crimes' that are charged against them is baseless since the filer of the case always loses due to the lack of evidence.

Unlike the 'stolen wealth'.

The marcoses is really hard to persecute with any human rights violation due to a serious lack of any proof.

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>>68096103
Wagecuck reporting in.

>tfw recently sold my soul for money
>free accommodation from office literally 3 mins away
>all expenses reimbursed
>lazying around and shitposting 6 hours a day only to clock overtime until 10-11pm and get sweet compound OT rate.
>CEO thinks I'm a hardworking miracle rookie
>might receive double promotion next year

>>68097089
The accounts ere confirmed also their "domestic" human rights violence


they are not protesting only for forgiveness but denying it is just idiotic tho

like it or not trier children will carry this unless they do return the stolenwealth


http://rizalls.lib.admu.edu.ph:8080/ebooks2/Primitivo%20Mijares.pdf

>>68095787
Thank you for your referral. RM20 has been deposited into your account.

>>68097089
only for Imelda but for ferdie no

>>68096689
Stock market isn't an easy money, you have to do a lot of calculation and it requires your continuous attention every day, every year till you stop, because 1 day of sudden crush can live you 0 pesos or dollar.
Before you dive yourself in financial industry, go find a site that gives away software for free that utilize trading updates, and create a dummy investment list.
Or you can do it by hand and just paying attention to our stock market everyday, and calculating every stocks,

like if it earn value or loss its value. Leave this mindset "Here's my money, make me more money out of it!" you don't give away money without assuring security or return, it might not give back a lot but it is something, it might help small businesses or not, because not everyone succeeds

>>68097125
well It's 4 more months again until my graduation as bachelor of economy in accounting major (S1 Akuntansi)
i have high TOEFL and TOEIC score, do you think i will get job so easy lad??

>>68097158
>they are not protesting only for forgiveness but denying it is just idiotic tho
which is as same as admitting crime that they do not have.

Saying forgive me for killing someone I didn't kill will make me sound like I am indeed the killer.

besides if they really wanted to ask where the bodies are, they honestly should as Fidel Ramos, since he was the one in charge of the Philippines constabulary once.

>>68097217
>you have to do a lot of calculation and it requires your continuous attention every day, every year till you stop
I agree with everything except the a lot of calculation part.

Luck and Capital


you really need the two if you want to fair decent in the investing trade. Calculation isn't gonna do you shit if the company unluckily explodes.

>>68097245
he already defected and that's why the human rights violations were confirmed

>which is as same as admitting crime
they should tho instead of denying it

>Saying forgive me for killing someone I didn't kill will make me sound like I am indeed the killer

they can say it in behalf of their asshole father

>>68097293
Nope thats gonna be you're life unless you want some debt in your hands

>>68097304
>they can say it in behalf of their asshole father
the problem is that they refuses.

But it is even more idiotic for any of them to say any forgiveness.

But yeah, unless they return the stolen wealth and gibs it to the poor victims.

>>68097245
they were not babies when the atrocities happened they are as much as beneficiary of the stolen wealth

>>68097316
I agree to disagree then

Alot of my uncles pertains their business achievement with luck and capital.

>>68095862
Thanks as an option too

Gonna ask my neighbor who is a high member BIR Staff of Cebu what do.

>>68097354
>But it is even more idiotic for any of them to say any forgiveness.
no its not, it will actually be good for their shitty oligarch image

>>68097375
you can even stimulate it yourself to reduce risk

>>68097245
and enrile the old fuck who proposed the martial law and the anti- subvertion unit to be lead by ramos

why is the shitfuck still not dead?

>>68097449
alot of his cronies are still in power too just look the Romuladez and floriendos

thats how cronyism set it up back them

>>68097222
>implying high toefl matters

Unless you spent your undergraduate days overseas, your TOEFL/IELTS won't matter at all.

Getting a job is easy as long as you're not picky. For accountancy, there are tons of audit firms that will hire you, turnover is ridiculously high there.
The problem with accounting degree is that there would be shitload of your competitors in the market.
If you're not from a respectable college, be prepared to receive the base minimum salary in your region.

is flipbong here?

I passed equity and trusts

>>68097304
Bongbong yet claims that he has no knowledge/involvement of it all..
http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/02/25/1556605/p170-b-ill-gotten-wealth-recovered-marcoses-cronies

“It would be untrue to claim that his family has stopped participating in said court cases,” said PCGG. “In fact, the Marcos family has been active in appealing to the Supreme Court various decisions which were ruled against them.”

>http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/129456-bongbong-marcos-ill-gotten-wealth-pcgg

>http://interaksyon.com/article/124655/pcgg-probes-suspected-marcos-ill-gotten-wealth-in-virgin-islands

“It would be untrue to claim that his family has stopped participating in said court cases. In fact, the Marcos family has been active in appealing to the SC various decisions which were ruled against them,” the PCGG said in a statement.


"This is the last from the (Marcos) Swiss accounts,” PCGG Chair Andres Bautista said in a news conference on Wednesday.
Last??! Yet $6 billion in ill-gotten wealth remained hidden.

>http://www.manilatimes.net/pcgg-refutes-bongbongs-claims/243898/
The PCGG said it had recovered $4 billion in the last 30 years, including the $780 million Swiss accounts, of which Sen. Marcos, his mother, and his sisters were claiming ownership.
The PCGG, the agency tasked to recover the ill-gotten wealth of President Ferdinand Marcos and his cronies, had said that an estimated $6 billion in ill-gotten wealth remained hidden.

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It's the Anti-Dutdut Reddit Youth turning /asean/ into a saltmine again.

LMAO

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Talked with my senpai

Now Im being given a option to study back in Utot Sabay Tae for 2 years and use connection and work at immigration and deport chinks.

Do you guys think its worth it?

>>68096884
I'll fuck your beautiful sister. forgive and forget

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>>68097951
It sure is salty
>>68097524
>>68097354
>>68097245
>>68097089
>>68096884

>>68098067
Enjoy being a stagnant wage cuck.

>>68098111
I really dont need the money.
Im just doing it to lure high class grills, i think.

>>68097951
No one is talking about dutdut tho
Only stocks and Marcos bullshits

>>68098067
Only if you plan to have a buisness on the side

>>68098162
I already have passive income, what I lack is wagecuck livestyle.

My family probably isnt used to seeing neet lifestyle and forcing me to be a wagecuck whenever they visit me.

>>68098526
Not my president

Marcos pa rin ako

>>68091066
so you prefer to be born with repressed anger?

>>68099349
We will protect our anime from the Marcoses.

I wish I have older sister. Little sister sucks.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68099773
how old is your little sister? is she fuckable?

>>68100026
So anything over 12 years old is unfuckable to you? You fucking creep!

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>>68100090
post pics of her

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>>68100470
Good for them

The actual degenerate one got cucked tho
The try hard pro's

>>68099848
happy birthday

>>68100510
>>68100497
Seems like the women here are the only ones who have the balls and brains left
To tell it like it is

>>68100640
If they're really for stabilization then they should have rallied against Du30 even allowing the burial in the first place.

If they're truly for democracy they should've rallied against Marcos.

It's like they're blaming the victim of a hit and who is shouting for help because he's disturbing the peace of the neighborhood with the noise he creates.

What a bunch of hacks.

>>68100812
Yeah will all that confirmed human rights violations kek

>>68096884
Why would you forgive a whole clan that constantly plays innocent? Going as far as to deny all the atrocities committed. Not even the grandchildren are innocent, the Marcos/Romauldez/Manotoc kids all go to international schools or have Ivy League educations using ill-gotten wealth. They could just emancipate themselves but no, Sandro Marcos uses the stolen fortune to go to Coachella a "degenerate festival" Think about that.

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Who the hell can stop Najib??
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-malaysia-politics-idUSKBN13Q3CH

>>68100470
Actually profs suspend thier classes and the rally was after school and work
Yesterday was a holiday too

>>68100949
So buttblasted that they skipped classes
Lmao

>>68101012
Buttblasted for grades

>>68096884
>These nuns should practice what they preached.
>nuns
Money or cocks before God

>>68101012
no, some postponed their classes during the initial rally not all

that's why there are more people who rallied yestrday

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I don't think these are millennials

>>68100644
thanks, anon
you're the 2nd person who told me that
the first one is my mother of course

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>>68100640
>>68100470
I miss out on the actual degenerate deluded one

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Reminder to buy a Big Mac to pay respects

F

Everybody wants to rule the world

I need sex or I'll die

>>68102279
I know right>>68100640

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>>68102279
any one can do it tho as long as they have the proper pemit

>>68100640
>>68101477
>delusional Dutertards/Macucks

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>>68102522
>>68102279
the pro dutdutcucks in bacolod must have been batshit pathetic

http://www.rappler.com/nation/154112-pro-duterte-rally-november-30-bacolod

Myanmar is going to get booted of ASEAN. WTF I love Malaysia now
http://www.rfa.org/english/news/myanmar/malaysia-calls-on-asean-to-review-myanmars-membership-over-rohingya-crisis-11302016160013.html

>>68102625
>wearing red
>dutdutcucks

More like Marcoscucks

>>68102710
Is there any solution to the continuing Rohingya Problem?

>>68102756
Send them to autralia.

>>68102811
FOWF

>>68102710
Those rohingyas sure love to go to malaysia tho

>>68102902
I know right. That's why we need to kick Myanmar out.

>>68102756
let them have their own country

Chinese sounds like Vietnam, Laotian and Thai
Japanese sounds like Tagalog, Indonesian and Melayu's language.

is there name which tells these two groups?

>>68103099
mainland and island

>abias news
>"RALLY vs DUTERTE" shown on screen despite no anti-Duterte voices heard in the report

>>68103243
Nobody gives a shit about your boyfriend Marcos m8.


>inb4 it devolves into another Redditard shitflinging tirades

>>68103099
loser kids and cool kids

>>68102756
genocide them

>>68102756
calls on asean to review malaysia's membership

>>68103243
they did it that in gma to tho even during the INCuck one thats just they showcase it

>>68103662
Without Malays. Asean is going down fast.

>>68103835
prove it

I'm scared i won't be able to pass my licensure exam next year, what's my contingency plan?

KONTOL

>tfw I might have an anal surgery next week
Should I make my asshole pink?

>>68104028
Yes, save some money for another surgery. You'll need it when I am done with you

mfw i have no cute asean bf ;_;
>tunned toned body
>make him cross-dress
>do something

>>68104028
>anal surgery
You should have bought a dildo instead of shoving random objects up your ass and losing them inside

Family nextdoor is fighting again

>>68104221
My fetish @_____@

FFXV literally plays by itself

>>68104624
Stop flaunting your wealth at me.

>>68104713
Wealth? Console gaming is for poorfags.

when you play FFXV, FFXV also plays you
Friedrich Nitschstsche

>>68104747
You literally hold one button (R2) to drive the car, it just goes to the destination by itself.

Conan was right.

>>68104783
How about combat? Press O or something and your character will fight all the enemies?

>>68104803
Yeah and if you hold square your will auto dodge everything.

>>68103099
>Japanese sounds like Tagalog, Indonesian and Melayu's language.
More like Japanese sounds like Tagalog
and Tagalog sounds like Indonesian and Melayu
I can't think of Melayu/Indon sounding like Japanese, they sound closer to Arabic/Indian

>>68104810
Holy shit. RIP FF

>>68104279
Go there and preach them about Jesus

>>68104221
I'll be your cute asean bf. Come back ;_;

>>68104876
You also get trophies for watching cutscenes.

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is your country still religious?

Japan: partially yes

>>68105544
KOK

Alles goed?

>>68104853
>Japanese sounds like Tagalog
just go back to australia and go offer yourself to the desert aborigines already.

i want to play pokemon s/m
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>68106747
Emulator for gen6 when?

>>68106679
Still a long date away mate. Gonna come back in February. I am currently enjoying my cheap stuff (especially street food) and the Philippine culture here :^)

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>tfw first 2 hours of ffxv
I really hope it picks up later.

>>68106834
if you have a good pc, you may run citra emulator

>>68106903
>citra emulator
Work in progress. So this can work or not?

>>68106845
>Philippine
>culture

no on posts /asean/ qt's anymore

our only peaceful way of cultural exchange has died. RIP in pieces /asean/

>>68106970
laggy and a resource hog

>>68104028
Are you the almoranas guy?

How do you deal with qt's at the drugstore when buying almoranas medicine? do you avoid them?

Any Malaysia anon here went or are going to MAHA?

>>68107207
what's MAHA?

>>68107207
>MAHA
?

>>68107241
Malaysian

Arse

Halal

Again

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who /bmw/ here?

>>68107968
me.

>>68107968
Is that the same model as Elliot's?

>>68107968
t. elliot

>>68108039
>>68108128
no bully please

>>68107968
If it belongs to my dad does that count

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>>68108039
actually it's an X1 (new) and X5 at the back

pic related is my z4 at my apartment

>>68108228
as long as you drive it

>>68108251
Are you a Dato kid?

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>>68108283
maybe... maybe not... i might be a chink and i might be not

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>>68108318
Y-You're Lim Guan Eng!

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>>68108359
i think you are looking for trouble, pal

>>68108408
Let me be your servant

I'm going to manila in 2 months anyone know where i can shop for cheap books. anime stuff and onaholes?

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>>68108578
after you let me suck your dick (lol)

>>68108638
Yes yes master

which Japanese sounds best to you guys?

Northeast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmKOW46LaGo [Remove]

Tokyo(East)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arn9FF0hLwo [Remove]

Kyoto(West)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JP7G0d7cs

Okinawa(SouthWest)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcNJq4W5bVE

more south, more similar to Tagalog

do your language has dialects? Japanese can only learn the standards of your language ;_;
which dialect is the beautifulest of your language?

>>68108738
All sound the same.

>>68108626
recto

you can also fuck poor college girls for 500 pesos

>>68108738
hai sisuka nobita sincan des

>>68108738
the one that is used to sing in my animey OP's and ED's

>>68107968
I ride you every night bb

>>68108738
Okinawan / Miyako sounds exactly like the Ivatan language on the Philippines, only with different words.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivatan_language
It even has Ti = Chi, but we rarely say Ti as Chi in Tagalog, we use Tiy instead.

>>68108738
There are more than 100 languages in my country and according to google there is 112 indigenous ones. I'll just say that the Malay language and Indonesian are good when used in singing.

>>68108958
>more than 100 languages
how do Malaysians communicate in their daily life?
be centilingual?

>>68109009
We don't.

>>68108738
>>68108944
>we use Tiy instead.
wrong actually we do, as you know in Tagalog
the word for Penis kek
Tintin = Chinchin
Titi = Chichi
Otin = Ochin

>>68109009
>how do malaysians communicate
they speak chinese

>>68108958
malay is more aesthetic for literature
indonesian is more fluid and practical
indonesian also sounds more human than malay
>>68109009
they use mandarin as lingua franca

>>68109009
be educated and learn the national language. but because of that, new generations no longer speak their native tongue language and soon may be extinct. But there are big native languages that's common like Iban, Melanau, Bidayuh and other dayak people.

>>68109106
>mandarin
We use Cantonese you clueless fuck.

>>68109064
I thought that was only for names, like Tiago = Chago? But I suppose that depends on the person, they can say it both as Tiyago = Chiyago = Chago

>>68109106
>"indonesian" also sounds more human than "malay"

I don't think you are referring to formal languages, right? They're both butchered by accents and slangs.

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Time to sleep.

I don't know Malaysian uses Cantonese! I bet many Japanese also don't know
I get clever today

>>68109136
how good are you at making pancit canton?

>>68109193
Filipino also uses some Chinese, example:
覺醒 (Wake up)
Mandarin = Jue Xing
Hakka = Kok-Siang
Min Nan = Kak-chhe / kak-chhi
Cantonese = Gok sing / Gok seng
Filipino = Gi-sing / Gi-seng

Philippines truly China.

>>68109136
>not speaking hokkien

>>68109216
no Hokkien?

>>68109243
Isn't that just Min Nan?

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>>68109275

>>68109216
>Filipino also uses some Chinese
muh lingua franca
add the list "Japanese = Kaku sei"

yes i know, Japan always pronounces foreign languages in the worst way

>>68109179
both formal and informal
malay sounds like orang utan trying to speak indonesian

>>68109305
I think you are referring to the muslim malay in KL speaking (they are the worst kind). What I mean by formal malay and indonesian is the music, listen to them and compare, no accents.

>>68109305
indonesian sound like glitched robot, both sucks

>>68109301
Kaku Sei could've just come from Min Nan, whilst Filipino probably took it off Cantonese.

>>68108926
No. I'll ride you

cibai la indon

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>>68109440
relax or they will call us malingsia (lol)

>>68109425
No,me
won't you be a good girl for me? I'll make you happy all over

>>68109483
Wait...you are a boy?

>>68109483
you don't want to ride my bmw? ok

>>68109504
That's what Elliot said.

>>68109363
yeah that's really magical
i don't know how malaysians do it but they can instantly lose their accent when they sing and back to speak like orangutan again when they speak

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>>68109504
Hmmmm....how big is it?

>>68109529

if you ask me, i like to speak in english. For some reason it's comfortable to speak in my tongue language with my own people even if they sound inhuman, but it's no different with Indon language (at least, from the tv shows or sinetron that your country makes)

>>68109524
>>68109540
pay my oil bills

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>>68109632
After you suck my dick you slut

>>68109595
stop watching tv your maid la

>>68109765
oh like that huh lai lah cibai mau lawan ka

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>>68109751
>dat reversal

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>>68109751
expect some bite marks

>>68109216
Kek that only proves that its not really that related
Is this a troll

>>68109786
huhu haha huhuhuhu

>>68109440
ganyang malay

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BABI KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>68109888
kek just admit it
PHILIPPINES IS RIGHTFUL CHINESE CLAY
even Duterte agrees

>>68109974
big tittied hags are shit anyway.
i prefer lolis

Indon? Hahaha

Indon sounds like monkey trying to speak malay. Malay on the other hand sound modern. Malay is still the best.

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>>68109974
That's just rude, man.

kelantan >>>>>>> all

>>68110004
>>68110013
chill bros, don't get baited this easily it's like comparing british english to american english

Coconut Milk>almond milk>rice milk>goat milk>buffalo milk>......>>>cow's milk

>>68110049
Kelantan is one of the worst. Best is og selangor.

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>>68110004
>>68110013
but well yeah, which one has more quality shitposting?

malay? nah it's us, the indons

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>>68110113
where is motherfucking soy milk

>>68110138
best is sarawak

>>68110113
susu?

>>68110157
nenen

>>68110113
That opinion is so hipster that you belong in Tumblr.

Or maybe you're just lactose intolerant, i guess.

>>68110149
u wot?

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>>68110157
>>68110179
lol

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>>68109929
>>68109974
>>68110004
>>68110013

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>>68110227
GOMBLOK

>>68110227
It's dangerous to post what you look like on 4chan anon.

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>>68110268
>>68110270

>>68110151
Soy milk are disgusting. It makes your boobs bigger though.

>>68110189
Shut your piehole! It's not my fault my stomach can't handle such barbaric practice of torturing mammals for milk.

>>68110113
your mum's milk is better tb-qh

>>68110386
The way you type really confirms the fact that you're:
1. A girl
2. A Tumbrite
(And maybe) 3: A PETA supporter

>>68110615
#nofilter
#nomakeup

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Japan = Indian tier or Arab tier

>>68110461
>1. A girl
There are one or two confirmed filipina who browses asean. Not gonna reveal what's my gender is to you.
>2. A Tumbrite
I only have account there for pron use.
>(And maybe) 3: A PETA supporter
No. I don't need establishment or organizations to represent my view.

>>68109810
Your virginity will be reversed

>>68109816
You won't be biting when you see it

>>68110766
>confirmed
the only thing I've confirmed is that you're a disgusting faggot.

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>>68111064
Fuck off, panget. My mum did not sent me to UST just so you can call me a faggot.

>>68107968
toyota vios mustard race

>>68111381
vios = ah beng

>>68111636
t. ah yang

>>68111872
t. lala beng

>tfw i ran out of wood to feed the fireplace and the entire room is starting to freeze
>heater nowhere to be found
i'll just fucking sleep in a tub full of steaming water then fuck this

>>68111636
rood

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>>68110615
happy now?

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>>68110615
happy now??

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>>68110615
happy now???

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>>68110615
happy now????

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>>68110615
happy now?????

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>>68110615
happy now??????

>>68113449
This girl is Malaysian. Please delete.

>02:13
>still awake

losers

>>68113855
Mr. Takahashi needs you in his farm later at 07:00, Pedro. Go get some sleep.

>>68114070
thanks, but no problem. I'm in the office now.

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>tfw I have that Rizal hairstyle, but the other way around
Does anyone have this?