stop walking towards me
>>68085423
never
>>68085423
stop being a degenerate
>>68085423
>>68085423
or wot m8?
Your time is up, our time is now
>>68085423
>>68085489
Stop glorifying mass murderers.
Just spent 152 dollars on clothes lads
first post with no image
>>68085423
Imagine being fucking Algerian.
They all have cheeky lad faces
All of them
>>68085470
do you really care that much about pakis who are going to stay under a bridge/in their council estate for their whole lives and who you'll never even see
>>68085520
then delete ur flag
the last thread took 40 minutes lads haha
Imagine being British
>>68084610
*skillfully evades*
*counter attacks with a swift shiv to the groin*
sumimasen gomenasai
*fades into darkness*
just spent half a billion dollars on lisicki memes lads
>>68085520
>mass murderers
He didnt kill an american
>>68085423
>>68085522
>spending that much on clothes
instead of buying shitty brands you could get the same stuff for like 1/3 of the price.
>>68085539
the hell is that gun
>>68085587
povvo
****Do not, I repeat, DO NOT message me if you don't consider yourself to be a feminist!!!****
I'm looking for some casual (ethical!) non-monogamous fun. I'm not looking for a relationship right now, just good company, good fun and good (kinky!) sex.
However, just to clarify, whilst I have nothing against the idea of meaningless sex or one night stands, that's not what I'm looking for. I'd like to get to know someone first and then see them on regular (ish!) basis.
>>68085423
whats this guys name? i know he burned a few churches and what not but i forgot his name help pls
>>68085573
doin' a serious thinker on this pic
>>68085539
>those fucking stupid helmets
>>68085591
try again m8
>>68085520
>mass murderer
>killed one guy in self defense
Neck yourself faggot
>>68085625
varg
Remember David Cameron? This is him now. Feel old yet?
>****Do not, I repeat, DO NOT message me if you don't consider yourself to be a feminist!!!****
>I'm looking for some casual (ethical!) non-monogamous fun. I'm not looking for a relationship right now, just good company, good fun and good (kinky!) sex.
>However, just to clarify, whilst I have nothing against the idea of meaningless sex or one night stands, that's not what I'm looking for. I'd like to get to know someone first and then see them on regular (ish!) basis.
>>68085587
sound investment
Ahhhh
yessss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_of_the_Danish_Jews
>>68085539
wonder if anyone came away from that war genuinely unaffected. Like if people actually reacted like in the propaganda of the time and they came away thinking it was a good bit of banter with the lads, or if everyone involved was just damaged to different extents
>>68085678
There were probably some people who joined right at the end that saw fuck all combat, yeah.
>>68085676
what an heroic action
good album
I know
>drake
still a good album though
Yesterday you said tomorrow
>>68085676
not too fond of the jews personally tb hon'
>>68085612
Think it's an anti-tank gun. A big fucking boolet that is supposed to go straight through it and disable the engine.
Unironically think Hitler did nout wrong.
life is a condition that needs curing
time to take your medicine
I fucking hate canadians
>>68085657
cheers mate
can't be fucked messaging the gf back
>>68085710
tomorrow I will say yesterday
>>68085539
Me in the tunnel
just got into bed
Big knees are a tip top tier fetish.
>life is a condition that needs curing
>time to take your medicine
Do you think your mum or grandmother was a right slag?
Like a groupie for the Beatles or something
night lads :3
>>68085676
ah so that's what happened to Sweden
>>68085524
a pretty girl just past her prime... easy pluckings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIctMrwvl-4 choon
when was the last time someone who wasn't a family member hugged you lads?
>>68085785
dont like to think about it. Saw a picture of my grandma when she was younger though and she was actually quite fit.
Is it weird to think that?
This is to all the normies here.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of retards. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and can't win arguments with neets, you're probably dumber than a drunken downie. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you normos think r9k is a pretty patrician place. If you're a loser here it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of facebook memer, fedora tipper, youtuber, hillary supporter, bill clinton supporter, celeb following, gossiping faggot and the anons can sense it. Anons can sense these things man. They can see the retards. Just look in a mirror lol. No anons wants a normie tard. They'd rather smoke weed and shitpost like memelords. You're being screwed out of the patrician experience and no one cares. Go and stay go. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get banned. Go cry. You're retarded, you make shit threads, do the board a favor okay.
How does it feel knowing you're too dumb to b8 here and everybody ignores your shit thread? Everyone thinks you're a newfag tryhard based entirely on your wall of text no one read and there's nothing you can do about it except pathetically try to b8 some more. How does it feel to waste your time? Do you feel in charge? Why are we here, just to suffer? There are no "dank memes out there" waiting to cross paths with you. Just facebook shit. That's not dank. You're living in 9gag Land. Get patrician. You have nothing to meme. All your memes are stale. You're not patrician. You're a normie.
tl;dr You're not dank. No amount of memes, shitposting, or textwalls can salvage it. You'll never make a good thread. It's called dankness which you don't have.
>>68085676
thank you base Niels Bohr
>>68085793
*kisses you*
nighty night
>>68085817
last Sunday, the gf
>>68085560
need to finish this powerpoint and get ready for my interview but can't stop browsing the chon
le sigh
>>68085774
mmm
Any of you lads got any more "Deano" memes? I lost my collection.
>>68085827
Not at all
Acknowledging someone is good looking doesnt mean you're sexually attracted
>>68085817
2 nights ago.
Some girl knocked on my door while drunk to tell me im really funny and hugged me
>>68085817
about a month ago
>>68084499
ive been using google translate and the dregs of my year 7-9 spanish lessons x
>>68085817
today
>>68085817
never, I think
last time my mum hugged me was when my nephew died
>>>/b/713610673
>>68085817
over 2 and a half years ago
>>68085573
GOAL - Man Utd 4-1 West Ham
*touch penis*
*smell hand*
hand smells like urine
need my scrotum suctioned by some kind of powerful industrial hoover, perhaps a Henry hoover
>that kid who started speaking in an english accent one day
f.lux just activated
I push my fingers into my ____
>>68085817
a few months ago saying goodnight to a fat whore i would've dated who i failed to fuck off tinder
>>68085952
gigi
>>68085952
Bella hadid
POST REAL ANGLO MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhhDbaah9DQ
>>68085817
about a month ago when i took this girl on a date then found out she was a coalburner so never talked to her again
Gigi, or Bella, fellas?
>>68085967
Herbert Hoover can suck you dry
>>68086013
yeah still Bella
>>68086000
>saxon
good lad
Lerwick is 9 C
Cardiff is -1 C
Knees are heavy with spaghetti
Moms spaghetti
>>68086000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1a_4CN4onA
just booked holiday in cornwall lads
>>68086051
PALMS ARE SWEATY!!!!!!!!!!!!1
when was your first time smoking lads
>>68086013
yeah still gigi
>>68086080
when I was 11 I think
>>68086080
14 for ciggys and weed
>>68086064
Whereabouts, m80? Used to spend a few weeks in the summer there when I was a kid.
>>68085703
amazing fucking album
star67 is a personal favourite
>>68086080
1 1/2 years cigarette
3 years wacky baccy
>>68086080
bummed a fag off me da not 20 minutes after I was born
>>68086072
is Rachel a /b/tard?
wouldn't think most normal people would have heard of the internet 'fap' slang
>>68086080
2001
didn't try a cig till 2006 though tbf
>>68085817
honestly cant remember, not even a meme
>>68086072
she's like 20 of course she does
>>68086136
They haven't. Jon asks if it's a dirty word and gets told what it means.
>>68086080
Never.
It's 39F/4C around where I am. Pretty comfy for November coming into December, we haven't had any snow yet.
I WALK THIS LONELY ROAD
had my first wank in 2003
>>68086136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ullySk0G5Vk
alcohol, when I was 14
weed, when I was 16
cigarettes, when I was 17
MDMA, when I was 17
Cocaine, when I was 18
LSD, when I was 19
>>68086221
>listening to green day
>>68086226
Wow, you're hard
>>68086226
Utter wasteman.
doing a Tinder
making me feel even lonelier
sex at 13
alcohol at 14
cigarette at 15
never done drugs or any other degenerate shit
>>68086080
been smokin your mum for as long as i can remember
>alcohol, when I was 14
>weed, when I was 16
>cigarettes, when I was 17
>MDMA, when I was 17
>Cocaine, when I was 18
>LSD, when I was 19
>>68085678
You'd have to be an absolute headcase going in to not be affected in some way, even if you kept it private. Must have been absolute hell, especially WW1
>>68086221
MY SHADOW
sites a load of shit
alcohol and weed at ~15
cigarettes, ket, mkat, MDMA, coke, speed at ~19
Benzos at 24
DMT, LSD and shrooms at 25
Heroin at 26
lost my virginity within 24 hours of turning 18
>>68086281
someone hatpost this
the drumpf reddit has been effectively banned
liberals will defend this
>>68086281
">sex at 13"
">alcohol at 14"
">cigarette at 15"
">never done drugs or any other degenerate shit"
>>68086281
>alcohol
>cigarette
>never done drugs
>>68086343
alri grandad
Plopped out me mum'a fanny skinning a bifta desu
Ended up fingering the midwife later that day
>convinced yourself that you're so worthless that anybody who ever shows you any affection must just be messing with you
>>68086226
WOW MATE PROPER HARD WOW SO COOL
>>68086361
is this the arctic monkey i keep hearing about?
>>68086384
utter cuntshaft this one
>these poor fools who don't know fedoraposting is a 3 day ban
You will suffer from (You) withdrawal like I did
>>68086406
Lol
weed/cigarettes at 9
shrooms at 10
mdma at 11
heroin at 11
mescaline at 12
fentanyl at 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_cye6_ydw ultimate choon
notice the autists outraged that others have had social, fun times and tried drugs
it's like they're jealous of fun
>Supercar fails and crashes compilation 2016 | by MarsFail
that's the evening sorted then
weed/cigarettes out of the womb
shrooms at 1
mdma at 2
heroin at 3
mescaline at 4
fentanyl at 5
alcohol at 6
>>68086488
>tfw most of my substance abuse was conducted alone
hungry
Honestly reckon the janny is away
Come on israelad, you know what I want
Never seen a higher concentration of runts than r/The_Donald
Dread to think of the state some of those lads are in
You'd find more intelligent life in the white scum you get in the corners of your mouth when you're dehydrated
shan't be getting a gf
i've probably drank less than a gallon of alcohol in my entire life
i'm 20, been to 0 (zero) social outings at college
>>68086391
Drugs are banned by the Psychoactive Substances Act 2016
Alcohol and tobacco are exempt
>look at me everyone. i did drugs when i was younger like most of the population did, but i'm extra super special
Summoning Rutland
was addicted to smack before i was born
does facebook tell people when you're fake account has been spying on them?
asking for a friend
Fuck lads
Taking a right shit while i blast edm on my phone
>>68086226
same but stopped at ciggies
too mental to try anything else, weed fucked me up enough
feels like y'all are half my age sometimes
grown to love the buttposting gimmick 2bh
mooning cunts on the other side of the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
>i don't need drugs, i'm already crazy enough ha!
t. coward
>>68086587
kek
>>68086626
I'm 18, are you 36?
Absinthe at 11
Laudanum at 13
Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup at 15
Coca Toothache Drops at 16
wish I hadn't done that pretty scale thing
:(
choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q63AmuDp_rk
>>68086626
Y'all'd'n't've'd
>>68086644
I used to have something similar going with my cousin back when we were teenagers. Lost our virginity to each other and everything. But he always felt really guilty about it, eventually cut me off and told me he was "straight". Fucking lol, this from a guy who almost always came while bottoming, even the very first time he took my dick up his ass.
Few years later he knocked up this girl he was seeing, ended up marrying her because of it. The whole time I was at his wedding, all I could think about were the cute little girly moans and whimpers he always made while we hooked up, wondering if he'd make those noises during his honeymoon too.
>>68086683
>18
Literal runt
how come jews are allowed to have commie collective communities back home but they make yank companies ultra rorkish?
>>68086674
this is actually good song imo
>>68086704
didn't parse a lexeme of this
Used to slap down 5 or 6 tabs of LSD on my umbilical cord when I was about 5 months old desu
Really intensified the high
Blepharospasms have returned
Really need to quit the benzos
if you werent born in 1988 you need to FUCK OFF
>>68086683
maybe
>>68086587
wipe your arse
>>68086704
homosexuals belong in mental institutions until treatment for their defect can be improved to success.
SWIM is taking a big dose of LSD in an oxford hotel room on saturday
>>68086626
>Y'all
neck yourself mate
>>68086773
1997 master race
Do other people grow hair up along the shaft of your penis, nearing the head or is that just me
never opened a choon post, dont ever plan to
only drugs I haven't done at some point are shrooms and meth 2bh
and maybe some of the newer or more obscure RCs
>>68086815
I have this too.
Run the ol' Braun Silk-epil up it
>>68086805
appalling
you're the reason this place is so insufferable
post something to wank to
>>68086565
>stabbed in the face by a drunk Princess
>>68086697
wish i could have been a deadhead getting smashed on orange sunshine and shagging hippie girls all day FML
i really dislike carrying things with me lads, wallet phone keys knife. its all so much, might seriously invest in a fanny pack.
dont mind me lads, just warming up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNo1_KDLwPk
wish i had a ciggy right now
>>68085423
Lads, wew
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38156203
my yia yia was a saint, she never done anything to harm anyone
>>68086884
motherless com/f/milkwater/videos
all excellent, mostly normie shit
>knife
Might do a nice wank to a Brandi Love or Nicole Aniston video
19
forgot brits cant have a knife, sorry lad i'll delete the post didnt mean to offend.
>>68085678
The great war was hell on earth.
>might seriously invest in a fanny pack
>>68087019
natty physics
>Planet earth 2: City episode
>its all just 3rd word shitholes with the regualr animals like monkeys and leopards and shit
hmmmm
>>68086884
volafile r/BHI0pxg
Reckon I'm smarter than every single one of you sad little yobbos.
>>68087098
shant be going there
>>68087115
congrats but ive probably fucked waaaaaay more women than you will in your entire lifetime.
>>68087115
>medicine
>smart
pick one, la
>>68087115
Rasheed
what is the application process like at british universities
>>68087115
not even smart enough to change the date or filename
>>68086328
>>68087057
This, and I suspect war is generally worse than people realise
Movies and TV don't really show the worst, and veterans really really don't like talking about it
I expect you'd have to actually go to war yourself to realise how bad it is
Doing a pepper jack cheese, spicy salami and crackers board lads
>>68087203
and im off to purchase a succulent chinese meal
>>68087185
Great if your parents have money.
>>68087115
I went to Cambridge but I was to intelligent not to drop out with depression after the first year
>cum
>realise I'm watching 2 fat 70 year old women fucking the same dildo
dunno how I ended up there lol
>>68087201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDNyU1TQUXg
worth a watch son
been rumbled by the gf lads
going to have either bin her or /brit/
>>68087254
tell her she can crash at my place until she finds a place to stay
>>68087248
link
>>68087220
>Chinese
>succulent
Hmmmmm
what do you lads do for fun outside of /brit/?
>>68085678
There was an article in a paper where a war veteran wrote something like
>i don't know why everyone's always banging on about how horrible the war was
>i got to travel, ride a motorbike, and i shot 3 Germans, i had a wonderful time
If we were bombed by a terrorist airforce would you lads jump in and give us a hand
I don't think our planes even have guns or jet engines
lindybeige has a billionaire face
>>68087299
ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS
>>68087302
Jack my tiny weenie
>>68087302
watch sports
have wanks
munch durries
had water porridge for every meal of the day lads
feel like a runt 2bh
>>68087302
tripfag on sport
>>68087337
>sports
FON
>>68087302
I shoot birds at the airport
>>68087302
browse /int/ and /tv/
watch youtube
cook
>>68087302
girls
study
have recycled banter with my best mate
HOWLING
https://youtu.be/xCDnOCS3c1o
dropped ash in my stella
still gonna drink it
>>68087411
what was that thing he drove through at the very beginning?
>>68087302
Play vidya I no longer really enjoy
Watch tv shows I no longer really enjoy
Try to exercise
Put off moving out so I don't have to confront how lonely I am.
>>68087436
fell in stella's ashes
still gonna drink it
>>68087436
it's wednesday you fucking animal
>>68087465
this apart from the last one
>>68087302
put my penis inside women
>>68087411
uncalled for
Getting my daily hour of Sargon lads
>>68087487
there is literally nothing wrong with drinking every day
>>68087302
video games
>>68087302
>implying
>>68087461
A non-magic roundabout.
>>68087379
lmao
>>68087516
Beta cunt
>>68087302
Move all the sandwiches with the closest expiry date to the back and vice versa at my local tesco metro.
Lads, I got kicked out of c lass because i smelled like sweat today, i will never return to school my crush saw it, what do lads
>tfw highlight of my day would be receiving a parcel but it never comes
J U S T
>>68087627
You could try showering once in a while, Pierre
Did a read to strengthen the neurons, now to fry said neurons by wallowing in 4chan for the rest of the day.
Sorry I´m late lads
>>68087635
What did you order?
>>68087728
high quality IEM's from Japan. It's a big deal for me because i've never listened to music on any device worth more than £20.
HUH-HI KIDS!!
>get first gf since secondary school
>libido died a month or so beforehand
>she notices and might want to end it because i'm a sperg/no sex drive
fucking kill me lads
>pinch my nose while i sneeze
>bollocks explode
>>68087830
How are they different from earphones?
yee
>>68087921
yee
what are those things called that feel like a willy but they are sold in gift shops to children on school trips?
>>68087915
>People often get confused with the difference between earbuds and in-ear monitors (IEM). They are both in-ear headphones, more commonly known as earphones, that are small enough to fit in the ear. ... In-ear monitors, also known as canalphones, are meant to be partially inserted into the ear canal.
from some article on google
>>68088014
dildos
want to put my willy in a vagina
Need a foot rub
>>68088025
Sounds very uncomfortable desu
Need rub for a foot
>>68088091
lol. set myself up for that.
but i dunno how to describe it. like a tube that goes in on itself so it rolls in your hand and it's filled with water or something
>>68088153
i knew what you were talking about m8 and idk the proper name for them either
THEY'RE COMING, LADS
>>68088138
eh you get used to it quickly
>>68088153
I got you senpai. Apparently they're called wigglies/ water wigglies.
>>68088256
At least he tried
why so fucking dead
>>68088214
>Dear Sir/Madam
Tell them you identify as the non-binary thirs person formal pronoun "Chaxonn" and refuse to acknowledge their letter until they respect your gender identity, as required under the Equality Act 2010.
We're a month away from 2017
>>68088374
>it's tomorrow where this lad is posting
mental
>>68088374
bit mental that
mental
>>68088374
is it true that australian toilets flush counter clockwise?
Totes mental bruh
>>68088374
ummmm it's still november sweetie :) x
Ah yes, Kendal Jenner.
Poostralia
>>68088495
yes thats what a woman looks like you virgin
Dylan Rieder
>>68088374
>>68088535
sounds made up
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
Had a disappointing wank last night lads
and a disappointing poo this morn'
feeling awful
>>68088495
>>68085671
Completely lost it.
top kek
>>68088571
FOT
>>68088551
>looked him up when he died
>completely forgot i watched his videos aaaaages ago
>>68088214
What do they do if you just say you don't watch TV?
Do they come to your house and do a forensic investigation on all your electronics?
did a stuff just now
>>68088668
yeah, they come round and check. they claim to also have vans that can detect if you have a television connected
tired desu lads
isn't it funny how humans made sounds with their mouths to communicate certain messages and actions to other humans
>>68088712
Creepy
Why are you lads spied on so much in Britland?
>>68088668
Basically post bits of dog shit through your letterbox until you open the door.
>>68088730
crackle