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Garbage edition
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first for garbage!
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>>68084575
Me on the left.
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>>68084493
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me on the left
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>>68084655
https://www.instagram.com/jessicababyfat/
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LIFE IS A CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT PROVE ME WRONG.
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>>68084626
>that tounge
dropped
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>>68084690
>having kids

KEKHOLD
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K
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>>68084775
http://sketchtoy.com/67693658
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Anyone else happy that the weather is getting colder?
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>>68084775

second from the left
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>>68084716
How the fuck do you save pictures off this shit site, fucking crop them?
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>>68084860
I love winter clothes!
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What would you do with a million dollars
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>>68084908
Two chicks at the same time.
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>>68084837
You're the anon that's good at drawing.
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>>68084860

no, its fucking freezing and almost impossible to stay outside for more than 10 minutes now
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>>68084908
A shit ton of Kraft Dinner
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>>68084908
Buy RR Wraith and donate rest to AzMSO.
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>>68084882
MAXIMUM pleb detected.

Give me a link to a picture you want on niggergram and I'll show you how.
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>>68084908

buy a car, go on a lower 48 road trip, travel around europe, the rest in my bank account
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>>68084979
We needed you the other day, gays were getting uppity without your crane posting.
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>>68084908
buy a plane, fly into the eye of the storm over the bermuda triangle, die a cinematic death for the love of cinema
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>>68084908
>wife from Eastern Yurop (who I sign a pre-nup with and leave out of my will just to protect myself)
>nice big house by the sea
>save the remaining money for my next of kin
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I want to watch a hentai with a good masturbation and a good lesbian scene
no weird shit like traps or anal involved
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>>68084908
Build a home out in the country, invest the rest and assemble a harem full of tall women
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>anon has to go to running group in under 2 hours
how hard is he going sperg out i wonder
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>>68084716
the only reason I made this instagram desu
yellow fever coming on strong
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r8 my /cum/mification
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>>68084908
Buy 4chan from chinkmoot.
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>>68084908
Hire a some thai fuccbois and kidnap a girl. Haven't decided what ethnicity I want the girl but as long as she's cute it's good. I'll then tie the girl up and fug the thai boys in front of her for days on end making sure the thai boys cum constantly. Eventually, she'll develop Stockholm syndrome and crave my cock that pleases the thai boys so much but I won't give it to her till she's at her limit and begs me on end for my seed. I'll decide to reward her with sucking my cock but only that. slowly raising her libido. After a year of torture, I'll untie her and let her do what she wants with my body.
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>>68085110
8/10 - This is fine.
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>every single time after fapping I think to myself it wasn't worth it
but why I keep do?
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>>68085107
Most asians are trash but she is very nice I must admit.
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>>68085110
>adding Germany and Switzerland
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>>68084882
snipping tool
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>>68085110
Perfect.
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>>68085041
Just use this, it's a good fag repellent.
Also, how's the weather up there? Is it gonna be lots of snow around new year?
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>>68085110
9/10

you lost a point for leaving empty pigeons in the back
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>>68085218
Winter hasn't really happened yet, barely any snow and unseasonably warm weather.
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>>68085164
>>68085164
It's hardwired into your brain by millions of years of evolution.

You aren't fapping to anything weird though right?
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>>68085204
Figured as much.
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is it weird that I find KT McFarland super attractive
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What's your endgame?
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>>68085261
Oh, that's good. I really hate snow desu.
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>>68085204
>>68085268
>being plebs
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How many days do I need in Montreal and Quebec City in order to see all the cool stuff?
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>>68085298

Complete Global Saturation
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>>68085299
>hating snow

That's why you'll never be considered European.
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>>68085298
To run for presidency after 5 years desu/
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>>68085164
I decided to stop fapping for around 3ish months. At the end of the month without fail, I wake up to a bed soaked in cum.
I took it as nature's way of telling me to keep fapping.
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>>68085320
3 & 2 respectively.
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my package is supposed to ship today but it STILL says "preparing for shipment". What gives?
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>>68085352
Fuck would I want to be considered european? I love Mother Asia way more.
I just will be in leafland on new year, so it's better not to snow.
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>>68085298
To post anime!
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>>68085299
>hating snow
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>>68085403
It's awaiting pickup for shipment. It's only 4:46pm at the latest in this country, there's still plenty of time for it to ship.
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science is a meme degree

Drop out. Buy a gun (.22). Write a manifesto (Ramblings of a virgin retard). Channel your alpha-maleā„¢ brainwaves. Commit genocide (make sure it's the ((((((((((((((jews)))))))))))))))))).

Only then is your degree not a meme.
-
sent from my iPhone
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>>68085458
Tell me 1 (one) good thing that snow delivers for a city dweller like me.
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>>68085446
>visiting a country nicknamed "The Great White North"
>not expecting snow

Buddy....
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>>68085352
i digress m8, because fuck rust
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>>68085510

its very comfy
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hungry as fuck but don't feel like walking to wendys/tim hortons

reeee
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>>68085398
Cool, I guess that give me time for Ottawa since I'll be in Canada for one week.
Does Ottawa need two days?
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>>68085446
>I just will be in leafland on new year

Why?
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>>68085510
comfiness
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Fuck Canada
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>>68085534
If you're going to get some fast food at least walk and don't be a fatass.
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>>68085534
Delivery is a thing you know

>>68085567
Eh, fuck you bud!
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>>68085538
Yeah, probably enough.

>Parliament and the other meme buildings
>National art gallery, War Museum etc.
>Skating on the Rideau Canal and eating a beaver tail
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fruck drumpf and fuck wh*te people
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>>68085512
I once visited all pubs in East London in a week and didn't got a pub fight, so maybe my bad luck would do me a favour this time.
>>68085533
>>68085547
Yeah, it's very comfy when you white shit falls from sky to your balcony and you have to clear it...
>>68085540
To spend New Year, m8. Baku will be full of tourists this year, so I'm fucking off to somewhere quiet.
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>>68085640
>national art gallery
meme
>war museum
meme
>skating on ice
meme
>eating beaver tail
applicable to anywhere else
also a meme
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>>68085655

just let it melt away, you goof
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>>68085567
Fuck USA
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>>68085567

Delete this.
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>>68085655
>so I'm fucking off to somewhere quiet.

Isn't there about 100 countries closer than Canada? Why come to Canada?
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>>68085204
>snipping tool

http://sketchtoy.com/67693728
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Might go ice fishing again all the way up in lake of the woods and tiptoe into Canada
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asshole
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>>68085681
To much moisture damages stone tiles, m8.
Fuckness is 700 years old.
>>68085750
Last year I bought a property there. In a middle of nowhere, just perfect for vacations.
Also, I'm coming for your soul.
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>>68085298
i ride a motorcycle, so any given day :)
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Shall we gather around to form the vaping circle and commence the annual /cum/-vaping ceremony?
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who wants to give me a blowjob
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>>68085725
Why are her tits so darn big?
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>>68085852
>Shall we gather around to form the vaping circle and commence the annual /cum/-vaping ceremony?
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>>68085887

your sister
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>>68086000

Does
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>>68085892
I don't know. Ask Japan.
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>>68085640
Thanks, those are really the main places I'm interested in seeing over there.
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>>68085809
>Angle Township
>The racial makeup of the township was 100.00% White.

Dog bless, almost became Canadian clay.

>>68085825
>Last year I bought a property there.

Which part?

>4chan user's soul
>worth anything
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I could give any of you silly fucks a good slap up the head
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>>68085538

Don't go to Ottawa. Don't go to Ottawa. There is nothing worth seeing.

Either pick:

>Quebec (Quebec City + Montreal)
>Rocky Mountains I (Vancouver, Whistler)
>Rocky Mountains II (Calgary, Banff, Lake Louise)
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68086015

*trips you and curbstomps you while you're lying on the ground*
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>>68085983
absolutely comfy
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>>68086015
Canadian's can't fight irl
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>>68085983
Hudson bay, southeast part.
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Got any cool steam friends /cum/ ? Tell us about them
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I really don't know what to do with my pubic hair.

I tried to make it into a nice square that blended into my happy trail but I think it looks weird.

>>68085538
>>68086038
Ottawa is the most boring place on Earth, check my flag.
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>>68086088
Cruising for a Bruising pal?
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>>68086038
I'm definitely going to Quebec City and Montreal and I can't go to the other areas, although they look great.

What is wrong with Ottawa?
Some people seem to say it's boring but Parliament looks interesting and it seems there are some cool museums.
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Can someone /cum/ify this
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>>68086150
We'd be Palpatine
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>>68086102
Lying is haram.
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Quebec is literally on the brink of separatism in a post-Brexit world
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>>68086193
Not lying m8.
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>>68086210
Don't care 2bh
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>>68085892
Are you some kind of shiny Irish man?
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Is burger on toast instead of buns haram?
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>>68085510
>city-dweller
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>>68086139
you can try pussy
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>>68086299
Why not burger on toasted buns?
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>Putting lemon on a BeaverTail
WTF

https://youtu.be/fYrV29qhduA?t=140
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>>68086299
No, that's a texas melt
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>>68086303
Suburb rats and farm tools aren't people, desu.
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>>68086150
This was the most accurate version.
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>>68086345
Delet this
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>>68086299
yes, UNLESS it's a grilled cheeseburger
(burger between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches)
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>>68086299
I once unironically ate a steak between bread.
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>>68086345
Dude, where'd your leaf go!
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>>68086370
>Quiet
>Calm
>Clean air
>Nature eye-candy
You reject this all for
>Shit air
>Constantly loud
>Shit buildings that all look the same
>Screaming foreigners (all big cities have foreigners that refuse to learn the language)
>Constant hurry
Why anon?
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>>68086146
Ottawa's boring as fuck unless you want to go ice skating on the river with a qt, while looking at ice sculptures, and eat beaver tails.
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>>68086299
you gotta do what you gotta do
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>>68086485
Because city is alive, it's living fast and it never sleeps.
And all suburbians and farmers still come here for entertainment.
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>>68086493
Aren't beaver tails all over Canada?
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>>68085581
>>68085592
i'm at work and it's rainy outside
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>>68086556
Yes.
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>>68086378
How about this one
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>>68086556
Yes, but if your skating on the river with a qt while looking at ice sculptures you'd probably be a fool not to split a beaver tail, fried right on the river, with her.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geiVM3IBYfI
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>>68086687
I'm traveling alone and staying in hostels...I'm not sure whether I'll be too autistic or not to make friends but hopefully something good will happen.
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I don't see why people like that skating river so fucking much.
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>>68086569
I want burger now
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>Start studying well, cooking and eating well, exercising on a regular basis, interacting easily with other people. Just generally a balanced life.
>Think to myself, hey this isn't hard why don't I just do this forever
>Break the habit a week later and go back to not studying, jerking off 4 times a day, eating like shit and not exercising, and shitposting on the internet instead of interacting with people, going out, or at least doing something productive.
>cycle continues forever and you get more cynical

What does my brain mean by this?
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Why are Canadians so stupid?
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>>68086838
Proximity to America.
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>>68086838
When I go two days without my Starbucks hot chocolate I go crazy.

Hey guys guess what I'm doing tonight...
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>>68086854
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>>68086876
Sucking dick?
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>>68086838
Too close to murrica.
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>>68086838
im smrt
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I am Kristi Yamaguchi.
Prove me wrong.
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>>68086767
It's a matter of will, friend. Our willpower seperates us from the other animals. Our bodies yell at us to eat cheap shit food, fuck, and sit around to conserve energy.
To fight the cycle you have to fight yourself. You must show that your will is stronger than your body's desires.

[spoiler]But jerking off feels nice[/spoiler]
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>>68086854
I donā€™t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. Iā€™ll put you in so much fucking pain that itā€™ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I donā€™t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. Iā€™ll fucking show up at your house when you arenā€™t home. Iā€™ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. Youā€™re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and youā€™ll have a fucking heart attack. Youā€™ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing youā€™ll see when youā€™re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. Youā€™ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home Iā€™ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how Iā€™d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. Itā€™s too late to save yourself, but donā€™t bother committing suicide eitherā€¦ Iā€™ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>68086854
kek thats not a diss. You're still calling yourself stupid
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>>68086742
Chicks eat that shit up, man.
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what part of mexico is this?
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>>68086928
t. Richard Marcinko
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>>68086491
>all of those carbs


disgusting leaf
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>>68086963
haha... chicks... right...
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>>68086908
I believe you like white cock, but that's all you two have in common.
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>>68086990
>he's not active enough to eat what he wants when he wants

lol, fag.
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>>68086974
Zamora
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I'm intentionally giving myself a drug problem. The hope is that it will fuck me up so badly that it will overwhelm my cowardice, and I'll finally be able to an hero.
Tonight is coke night.
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>>68086974
The wild west never died
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>>68086974
Wew
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>http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/national/there+minute+amount+rendered+animal+canada+banknotes+bank+canada/12455650/story.html
faggots getting BTFO
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>>68087046
>it will overwhelm my cowardice, and I'll finally be able to an hero.
That's pretty much beats the purpose, m8.
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>>68086974

remember that part from back to the future where Biff rides into a cart of horse manure?
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Leafs, why are we so much better than the United Sharts of Fatica?
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>>68087130
I'm not sure what you mean.
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>>68087176
Suicide is cowardly act m8. Living on requires bravery.
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>>68087211
This. Suicide is for selfish pussies.
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>>68086974
Wow
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Any second now I will roll in American (You)'s
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>>68087124
Ebin, I wish it was pork fat though for the maximum keks.
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>>68087211
>>68087226
>I'm a coward
Then why can't I bring myself to go through with it?
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>>68087159
I'm not even memeing here, but how the absolute fuck do you even become incredibly obese? We got fat people in Canada, we're not exactly a thing and pretty nation. But Jesus, I have never seen an absolutely TLC-level fat person in my life. But when I went to Florida, they were everywhere.

Fuck me, how do you walk with 240 extra pounds on you?
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>>68087288
Because you WILL have another good day.
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What did Jewgle mean by this?
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>>68087315
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Don't forget to add yourself to this list.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625
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>>68087307
You insulting my pudge?
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>see a post I don't like
>delete it and ban the user
feels good to be powerful
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>>68087288
Because you have enough will to live.
Human life and human suffering is pretty much same things, and death delivers you from it.
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>>68087336
Serious What did they mean by that?
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>>68087336
I have been getting that too
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>>68087351
what happened to the old one?
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>>68087432
Yeah, but I actually am Chinese.
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Who /Not white/ here?
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>>68087450

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1671302

>all those lost anons
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>>68087469
Maybe you're turned into non-chinese long time ago, but didn't noticed it?
>>68087485
Everyone ITT except for you, m8.
>>
>play league
>had to play support because auto fill
>team is full woman they call eachtoher by ther IRL names
>after the games begin 3 of them are afk
>"oh sorry I was on wsp XD JIJI"
>early game is ok, mid is shit but other lanes are fine
>mid game they start to fucking fail and saying it's my fault
>tell them how they had gone afk because they were texting
>"lol that has nothing to do with this UR BAD XDD"
why are womans so bad at mobas?
>>
>>68087496
tfw most of these people are dead
>>
I just went to the Argentinian deli. I got a sub and some spinach empanadas

Shits great
>>
>>play league
stopped reading

inb4 vape.meme
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>I play league
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>>68087485
White by who's standards?

By 4chan memes no, in Canada yes.
>>
>>68087577
>>68087567
I don't know why I keep playing, it isn't fun anymore
>>
>>68087496
>Queens, CIA, OHMSS, the Swede Lesbian
Classics
>>
>>68087622
addiction, escapism... idk same reason I'm in this thread and not in some cute girl
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>>68087577
>says the runescape player
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>>68087614
What is that suppose to mean nagger?
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>>68087669
should I just insult everyone?
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>>68087315
Maybe, but that's part of being bipolar, isn't it?
It's not just me. I'm tired of putting my wife and family through my "moods."
>>68087383
Meh. I'm sticking to my plan. Just did a big line tbqh
I'm high on coke, and I still hate life. That tells me a lot.
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>>68087680

its ok though, I got sick of it again
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Yeah likewise, I'm tired of rap guys that's faggots
Your P'll shut eyes and swole up your whole outside
I baptize, niggas get wet, hit up your backside
Get claptized and set straight, put on your head straight
Watch out for these upstate cats
Be leary of New Yiddy niggas with gats, with the wall on they back
Rikers Island flashbacks of the house you got scufted in
You would think that getting your head shot's enough but then
Now you wanna go at my team
Must have been drunk when you wrote that shit
Too bad you had to did it to your own self
My rebellion, retaliate, I had the whole New York state
Aiming at your face at the gate
Bottom line off top soon as you came through
Shots flew, don't even know the half of my crew
I got a hundred strong arm niggas ready to rock your shit
Clocks tick, your days are numbered in low digits
You look suspicious, suspect niggas is bitches
Get chopped up, Grade A meat, something delicious
And laced back up, 2 G's worth of stitches
To reconstruct your face and learn how to speak again
My mob's like a bunch of wild Puerto Ricans
With bangers the size of African spears, it's warfare
In the arena, we turn arenas into house of horrors
Its terrodome, when you see my clique you need to run behind shit
You got a gat you better find it
And use that shit, think fast and get reminded
Of robberies in Manhattan, you know what happened
60 G's worth of gun clapping
Who shot ya? You probably screamed louder than an opera
New York got ya, now you wanna use my mob as a crutch
What you think you can't get bucked again?
Once again


>I think we can all agree that Prodigy destroyed 2pac in one track
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>playing ASSFAGGOTS
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>>68087708
>It's not just me. I'm tired of putting my wife and family through my "moods."

Far better than putting them through your Suicide though innit?
>>
>>68087720
Who?
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>>68087683
Celts aren't white
Welsh aren't white
French aren't white
Spaniards aren't white
Portuguese aren't white
Italians are half white

Only Germanics count.
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>>68087720
Who is this man? He is from a french music video from 2002. He is mucho beuno.
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>>68087720
>Your P'll shut eyes
what
>>
>>68087708
>I'm high on coke, and I still hate life. That tells me a lot.
Nigga, you're a pleb.
Do this: Smoke hash, then immediately start reading "Philosophy in the bedroom". Since it's psychoactive, you'll get a few unforgettible hours.
>>68087765
>Far better than putting them through your Suicide though innit?
Don't forget life insurance.
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>>68087765
They'll get over it a lot sooner than I could ever get well. It's like the minor sickness that follows inoculation; it's better in the long run.
>>
>>68087351
and done
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>>68087846

jokes on you, I dont have a car OR an apartment
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>>68087792
African Americans are white
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>>68087792
That's just memes. Besides even in memes, nobody said Celts, Welsh and French aren't white. Celts I assume you're talking about Scottish or Irish burn in direct sunlight in like 10 minutes.
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>>68087846
>job
>car
>apartment
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>>68087871

I question the legitimacy of that comment
>>
>>68087846
Fuck off loli rabbit. You're an onahole and nothing more
>>
Am I the only one here who wants to stay safety pinned and sick?
>>
>>68087923
>Besides even in memes, nobody said Celts, Welsh and French aren't white.
>t. never been to /pol/

Also Slavs.
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>White people need to stick together!
>but X Y and Z aren't White, fucking subhumans
>>
>>68087947
I can confirm that I am straight
>>
>>68087835
>pleb
I'm working on that.
Cannabinoids don't make my depression worse, and that's what I'm going for. Coke during the week, and mdma on weekends is making my moods much more extreme.
>Don't forget life insurance.
This. I have three policies on me, and the total is somewhere around $850,000.
>>
>>68087835
Most people probably value family more than a pay off. Who knows though.

>>68087861
You don't know that. Suicide destroys families m8. My neighbour found her husband hanging in her basement. She killed herself then her mother killed herself. They let a kid behind who's just totally fucked now. Just weigh your option ya know.
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making home made pizza for dinner tonight
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>>68087788
>>68087801
>they don't know the MOBB
Please kill yourselves you underaged deranged prepubescent low test beta faggots
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what are you listening to /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk
>>
whats a good debate to watch
preferably something with a cross examination segment
>>
>>68088000
I've been to /pol/, never heard the celts, welsh or French are non-white. Southern Euros and Slavs sure but even then they are memeing.
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>>68088060
Shut up you french nigger and tell me who this actor is.
>>
>>68088060
MIKE JONES
>>
>>68088060
Prodigy wrote in his book that Havoc basically wrote all their shit in the beginning. Prodigy can't write worth shit
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>he isnt watching the world chess championship
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>>68088045
>weigh your option ya know.
I have.
My parents have 3 other (adult) kids, and they all have their faith to rely on.
I think the only reason my wife hasn't left is because she doesn't like big changes. She'd be better off with someone else.
>>
>>68088045
>Most people probably value family more than a pay off.
Well, since he's such a downer, woman would probably be better without him.
Or maybe my sister is right and I'm a heartless bastard and too hard on people.
>>68088039
If you want your depression to get worse, read some chinese tragedies, m8. Drugs are too unreliable for that.
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>whats a good debate to watch preferably something with a cross examination segment
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>>68088123
He was some faggot that died a long time ago of aids
>>68088158
pussy lips
>>68088159
Fuck off Havoc is a fat fuck he cant do shit, prodigy wrote it you moron
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>Google
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>Chess
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>>68087846
Tewi a slut
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>>68088246
>Not using legacy captcha
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>>68088242
Prodigy literally said in a Breakfast Club interview that Havoc wrote it. Even his verse in Shook Ones. Even Prodigys verse on Live Nigga Rap on Nas' album was written by Havoc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Was_Written#Track_listing
>>
What should I do after starbucks.
>>
>>68088170
I don't know what to say 2bh dude, I don't think you should off yourself. Seek further help even if you think it's hopeless. Death is a horrible thing. Corny to say but it takes everything you have and everything you're ever gonna have. Try to beat this. Also stop coming here and sort yourself out.
>>
>>68088338
Fuck off 2pac
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>>68088320

>get 4 number captchas in a row
>suddenly it turns into the captchas with undecipherable text where you have to type out both words

EVERY TIME
>>
>>68088242
>Jacques veux ĆŖtre hardcore mais son mĆØre ne le laissera pas
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>wake up this morning
>go to the bathroom to do my usual morning poo
>there's nothing in me
>realize someone broke into my butt and stole my poo last night
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>>68088425
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Simpler times...
>>
>>68088425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o
Obligatory India's anthem.
>>
>>68088425
I didn't steal it leaf, I just pushed it up a bit
>>
>>68088466
Obama ruined everything
>>
>>68088466
lol Harper watchya doin?
>>
>>68088375
>stop coming here
This is part of it. This place is terrible for my mental health.
I'm 31, married, employed, etc., so I'd say I have my life on track. I'm just ill, I've been this way since I was 13, and I'm tired of fighting it.
>>
>>68088553
Give me your address bitch I'll come to your doorstep and knock your ass out you wimp
>>
>>68088466
Harpers vest is fashionable, yet practical. The way he has only the bottom buttons together, shows he is a thinking man. His Brown pants, in that heat shows his resolve and strength and look at his posture. Alpha.
>>
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>Nigga, i've already done time
>>
>>68088371
play videogaymes
>>
just felt a quake down in Oklahoma
>>
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>>68088553
Come home, Jacque...
>>
>tfw it's time to go to work
Honestly the feeling I get before leaving is way worse than the feeling of actually being at work
>>
>>68088573
You just need some changes in your life, m8.
Such shit happens all time, no need to focus on it.
>>
Mortal Kombat X is so much fun, oh shit
>>
>>68088667
sry i was fucking my imaginary gf really hard

she has powerful orgasms
>>
>>68088553
t. somali
>>
>>68088573
4chan is the fuckin worst if you're feeling down. It's addicting though. Go camping or something for a week and take time off work to organize your thoughts and sort yourself out. You definitely need a time for yourself to innoculate you from all the nihilism and trolling here.
>>
>>68088667
My condolences, m8.
>>68088700
>ask anyone for " Soso"
Ayy lmao...
>>
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>>68088700
>6'1
>90kg
>Thinks that's impressive
>>
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>>68088700
post abs
>>
>>68088512
Obama wasn't that bad
>>
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TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO AFTER STARBUCKS.
>>
>>68088784
Fug my butt
>>
>>68088784

watch anime
>>
Just watched making of a murderer
wtf america why is your police getting away with this shit
>>
>>68088784
>AFTER STARBUCKS.
Sit down and have a hard thought on your life choises.
>>
>>68088512
It was shit than too you idiot. It has been since the 80s.
>>
>>68088784
an hero
>>
>>68088784

make like a tree and leaf
>>
>>68088806
Cause our police are all of Irish descent
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>>68088784
Stop posting
>>
>>68088675
iktf amerilad
i worked nightshift all summer, loved it when I was in there but leaving for work was soul crushing
>>
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>>68088675
Used to feel the same way about bathing as a kid.
Now i'm an adult and bathe as little as i like.
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>>68088784
Masturbate.
>>
>>68088784
Take a shower becoz u smell
>>
>>68088553

Cute, he thinks marseilles can compete with nigger ghettos
>>
>>68088700
Nah bitch give your. And and address none of this middle man bullshit
Or are you to much of a pussy

And tell you mom to get ready to because I'm going to beat her pussy up too
>>
>>68088847
dont think theres many irish in rural westconsin
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>Now i'm an adult and bathe as little as i like.
>>
>>68088852
You keep pitching that idea...
>>
sweet embrace of death, when?
>>
>>68088806
Most of that stuff happens in the south/middle states. Its really fucking spooky.

Worst thing I've heard happen in my state (Cali) was the mysterious death of a whistleblower in Modesto after he uncovered a police ring targeting minorities/poor and giving them tickets for the smallest things.
>>
>>68088867
Tbf marseille is a nigger ghetto

I live in Watts though
>>
>>68088852
>ask anyone for " Soso"
I... thought you were gay?
>>
>>68088936

why the fuck would you willingly live in Watts?

USC?
>>
>>68088806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so

why didn't you believe them?
>>
>>68088949
>>68088852
Ignore the greentext, Baja
>>
>>68088901
There's a bit of Irish everywhere.
>>
>>68088678
>some changes
You're partially right. Bipolar runs in my family, and I've had it bad since I was a kid. However, it got a lot better for a few years when I was living in Colorado, but it's been a hard and fast downward spiral since I moved to New England. I fucking hate living here, but my wife owns a business. I'm stuck here.
>>68088698
>Go camping or something for a week
>getting a whole week off of work
Look at my flag.
>organize your thoughts and sort yourself out.
I'm bipolar, bud. I could get better if I went back on Lamictal, Adderall, and cannabis, but why live a life like that?
I thought the Nazi faggots on this site would agree with me about wanting to practice personal eugenics. Then again, I'm blonde/blue with a German surname, so maybe not.
>>
>>68088912
not the only thing hes pitching
>>
>>68088973
usually dont trust brown people
>>
>>68088960
I work downtown and it's cheap
>>
>>68089008
Dude, just sit with her, talk her all about your condition and ask her to move with you. If she cares about you, she will.
>>
how do you make friends at a dorm?

drink in each others rooms?
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>>68088906
You seem to have ignored my pic related, which rendered your attempted insult, in the form of a stolen brit "gimmick", totally ineffective.
>>
>>68089056

parking lot fight clubs
>>
I'm going to get a 4 leaf clover tattoo and exclusively drink guinness
>>
>>68085567
No, we're supposed to get along here
>>
I need weed

Friggin Uni is draining me
>>
>>68089165
>>68089165
>>68089165
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>>68089079
>tfw no qt baseball-headed gf
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>>68089019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lw1MrMHQ9o
is this better?
>>
>>68089104
celtic cross is manmode heritage tattoo desu
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