How do I get an Italian gf??

>>68082481
Be black

>>68082481
>go to Italy
>talk to an Italian grill
>???
>profit

>>68082481
Be white germanic and rich. Italian girls are coalburning whores and always fall for le aryan scandi rich blonde guy

>>68082624
Easier said than done my friend

>>68082788
What about a poor spic with dirty curly blonde hair and green eyes?? I mean they have to find that kinda exotic :D

>>68083249
Do you have European ancestry? Also, do you think you're poor by European standards or Central American standards?

>>68082481
Move to Argentina

Play her this Italian sex tune while doing your best Travolta imitation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyAuDCJMYrA

>>68083249
Become a Latin dance teacher

What's you are favorite pizza?

>>68083357
I mean everyone here has European ancestry some way or another.

By European standards I guess I'm working class, by Central American standards I'm just middle class. Planning on becoming a millionaire narco right know, tho!

>>68083391
I hate dancing :[

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>>68082481
>you will never taint the womb of a beautiful intelligent italian girl with your snownigger seed
is there even the faintest point in living?

>>68083386
I guess I could try that, my curls are not as badass as the ones from that man, though

>>68083378
But they don't speak Italian... they will never scream at me "darmi più !! darmi poù !!"

>>68083561
All kinds of pizza are good, minus the ones with pineapple on it

>>68083970
>I hate dancing
Then you don't have any quality. Just find yourself a local girl and dream no more about italians

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>>68084112
Feel my paint, Sven

>>68084394
That's what I deserve for not being a Normie, I guess

>>68082481
Why do you want an italian gf, do you hate yourself?

>>68082563
no, americanized ones aren't the real deal brah

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>>68085221
Kinda desu

>>68085293
Suuure (;

>>68085221
what's so wrong with Italian grills tho?

>>68083249
>am i white, int?

The post

Fuck you. Estupido

>>68082788
Many italian girls have germanic blood and germanic themselves

>>68086053
>They're Italian
>Italian means retrograde
>She won't give you the ass
>Closed mind
>If she's religious then you're fucked
>If she's from south Italy than you're ok unless you have to meet their parents/family

>>68090153
literally all exaggerations, why are my compatriots such crybabbies?

>>68082481
same as you would get a gf in your country

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Pick one

>>68091401
1 is only decent looking one.

>>68091401
Rolling

>>68091401
8

thicc

>>68091401
8 can fuckin get it, mamma mia

>>68090153
But at least she'll be qt.

>>68091401
I pick the dumb qt that doesn't know how to tie her shoelaces.
She's kinda thicc

>>68090153
Oh my fucking god;
I'd love if all the angsty contrarian faggot kids from my country would be deported outside the border by law.
I fucking hate them.

>>68091401
3, she's as tall as the net and according to internet the net is 2,43m tall.

>that feel when no giantess gf who'll stomp your enemies to death for you

italians are disgusting

>>68091810
kalispera to you my friend

>>68091810
german women are hot

>>68082481
get a hairy body and show them your chest hair

>>68082481
How do I get an Italian gf as a gook? I am tired of women of my kind

How poor us Italy now?
I make 100k and own my own home.

Will a hot Italian girl marry me like a gook or Russian would?

>>68092131
italy ins't poor, wealth is just uneven distributed
if your are only playing the wealth card, don't get your hopes high

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>>68092258
>italy isn't poor

>>68092378
Italy isn't poor tho

>>68092131
>own a home

everybody in Italy owns a home

>>68092060
>german women are hot

No.

>>68092448
The thin ones who don't have manfaces are

>>68092423
I thought you all live with your parents until they die?

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>>68091442
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>>68091491
>>68091557
>>68091674

>>68092492
sorry to disapoint you

>>68092545
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/sep/19/third-italians-live-with-parents

So is this article wrong?

>>68092652
I moved out at 18 and my residence is still at my parents house because until I started working we saved money on taxes that way, can't be bothered to change my residence anyway because nothing would change except it's a pain to go vote.

The majority of students also don't take residence in their new cities.

If they stay in the same city as their parents at least they are sane enough to not waste money on a flat payed by their parents.